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A Steamy Affair - One Shot AKAME JAN 31ST, 2013

By Sodapop
Created: 2020-12-23 00:45:02
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >It's quiet.
  2. 2.
    >Too quiet...
  3. 3.
    >You pant heavily as you run through the forest.
  4. 4.
    >Why did this have to happen to you?
  5. 5.
    >You never asked for this!
  6. 6.
    >"Anon~ Come out, come out wherever you are!"
  7. 7.
    >You take cover behind a tree.
  8. 8.
    >"Wanker, you gave away our position!"
  9. 9.
    >Peering out from your cover, you see Twilight conversing with a tall Australian man on a hill.
  10. 10.
    >"Sorry, I'm just so excited! With my brains and your marksmanship, there's no way we'll lose."
  11. 11.
    >Twilight's expression becomes menacing.
  12. 12.
    >"And then Anon will be all mine!"
  13. 13.
    >She begins to jump up and down while shouting, much to the chagrin of her partner.
  14. 14.
    >"Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes!"
  15. 15.
    >You take this opportunity to escape.
  16. 16.
    >Twilight's companion notices you fleeing and raises his gun.
  17. 17.
    >His crosshairs center on your shrinking silhouette as his finger squeezes the trigger.
  18. 18.
    >"Yes, yes-"
  19. 19.
    >Twilight collides with his gun, throwing of the Sniper's aim.
  20. 20.
    *Bang*
  21. 21.
    >A clean miss, but you don't slow down, lest he take another shot.
  22. 22.
    >"Bloody hell, you stupid p0ny!"
  23. 23.
    >Twilight smiles apologetically.
  24. 24.
    >"Heh, heh, sorry."
  25. 25.
     
  26. 26.
    >Ok, that's two down, ten left.
  27. 27.
    >All you need to do is-
  28. 28.
    *CLANG*
  29. 29.
    "Uck-"
  30. 30.
    >You clothesline yourself on an outstretched bat and fall to the ground.
  31. 31.
    >"That was so awesome!"
  32. 32.
    >Rainbow Dash squeals next to you.
  33. 33.
    >"Yeah, well, what'd you expect from a awesome guy like me?"
  34. 34.
    >You look up at the two speedsters standing over you.
  35. 35.
    >"I knew we'd win, who could beat the fastest p0ny in all of Equestria?"
  36. 36.
    >"Haha, yeah... After me."
  37. 37.
    >"What?"
  38. 38.
    >Rainbow looks at her Scout friend.
  39. 39.
    >"Fastest... after me."
  40. 40.
    >Rainbow snorts.
  41. 41.
    >"What, you think you can outrace ME?!"
  42. 42.
    >"Babe, I don't think, I know!"
  43. 43.
    >You just sit and watch the conflict unfold above you.
  44. 44.
    >"Let's settle this, right here, right now. Last one to the edge of the Forrest wins."
  45. 45.
    >"O~hoho, you are gonna get OWNED!"
  46. 46.
    >The two racers take their positions near a tree, with Dash performing the countdown.
  47. 47.
    >"3... 2... 1... GO!"
  48. 48.
    >The pegasus and the Scout sprint off, leaving a trail of dust behind them.
  49. 49.
    >You stagger to your feet and resume your escape.
  50. 50.
     
  51. 51.
    >Only eight left.
  52. 52.
    >You're about half of the way through the forest at this point.
  53. 53.
    >Once you get back to Ponyville, you'll be safe.
  54. 54.
    >Through the trees, you can see a small river flowing.
  55. 55.
    >Feeling thirsty from your run, you decide to take a quick detour.
  56. 56.
    *Gulp* *Gulp*
  57. 57.
    >Ah~ That hit the spot!
  58. 58.
    >You dry your face against your arm and replace your glasses.
  59. 59.
    >once you can see clearly again, you see a beautiful woman standing on the other side of the river.
  60. 60.
    >...
  61. 61.
    >She's naked.
  62. 62.
    >Oh my~
  63. 63.
    >You look away, attempting to not make the situation awkward.
  64. 64.
    >"Dear, are you alright?"
  65. 65.
    >Glancing back at the woman-
  66. 66.
    >SWEET CRYSTAL DRAGON JESUS TAKE THE SPACE WHEEL!
  67. 67.
    >She's right next to you, breasts pressing against your chest.
  68. 68.
    >You slowly back up, but she keeps her suppleness attached to you.
  69. 69.
    >From the corner of your eye, you see a faint shimmer.
  70. 70.
    >That can only mean...
  71. 71.
    >A Frenchman suddenly appears next to you.
  72. 72.
    >"Gentleman."
  73. 73.
    >You look at the naked woman again.
  74. 74.
    >With a puff of smoke, Rarity materializes and makes a kissing motion.
  75. 75.
    >"Surprise."
  76. 76.
    >This might be it for you.
  77. 77.
    >Forever a slave to Rarity and her domination desires.
  78. 78.
    >With no way out, you're met with a terrible fate.
  79. 79.
     
  80. 80.
    *Fshhhhhh*
  81. 81.
    >"AHHH!"
  82. 82.
    >"I appear to have burst into flame!"
  83. 83.
    >The scenery burns around you as Rarity and her Agent Provocateur ignite.
  84. 84.
    >Out of the bushes steps a psychotic creature with no remorse and a neverending desire to burn everything.
  85. 85.
    >Skipping behind that is the friendly Pyro.
  86. 86.
    >Rarity and the Spy run into the river in an attempt to put out the flames.
  87. 87.
    *Sssssssssssssssss*
  88. 88.
    >Steam rises as the duo stand in the water.
  89. 89.
    >"Murr hurr mphuphurrur, hurr mph phrr."
  90. 90.
    >"Mmph mphna mprh."
  91. 91.
    *Fshhhhhh*
  92. 92.
    >The burning buddies blast the spies with another burst of fire.
  93. 93.
    >Which is immediately extinguished by the water.
  94. 94.
    *Fshhhhhh*
  95. 95.
    >The dance of ignite and extinguish never ends.
  96. 96.
    >Using steam to hide from the crazies, you grab your trusty crowbar and sneak away.
  97. 97.
     
  98. 98.
    >You manage to reach the edge of the forest without any more complications.
  99. 99.
    >The Apple family homestead looms on the horizon, meaning only one thing.
  100. 100.
    *Beep* *Beep* *Beep*
  101. 101.
    >You dive behind a tree, narrowly avoiding the hail of firepower assaulting the area.
  102. 102.
    >"Yee~ Haw!"
  103. 103.
    >"P0ny up boys!"
  104. 104.
    >"And just what *hic* is that supposed to mean?"
  105. 105.
    >Applejack gives her Texan friend an offended look.
  106. 106.
    >They both stare at each other before laughing.
  107. 107.
    >Several beer bottles are dislodged from their resting place, smashing on the ground below.
  108. 108.
    >A carpet of glass implies they've been drinking for some time.
  109. 109.
    >"See! I knew if we waited *hic* Anon would come crawling to me!"
  110. 110.
    >"We got 'Em!"
  111. 111.
    >The Engi removes his hardhat and waves it around.
  112. 112.
    >You sneak between the trees, avoiding the turret's field of vision and flanking it.
  113. 113.
    >When you reach position, you strike.
  114. 114.
    >With a few whacks of your mighty crowbar, the machine is broken and you make a mad dash toward Ponyville.
  115. 115.
    >"Con' sarn it!"
  116. 116.
    >Applejack takes another swig of her drink then smiles.
  117. 117.
    >"Doesn't matter much. If just one of us catches the varmint, we all get him..."
  118. 118.
    *Hic*
  119. 119.
     
  120. 120.
    >With the rest of the mane six behind you, all that remains is Fluttershy.
  121. 121.
    >You skulk along the side of the road, watching for the yellow rapist.
  122. 122.
    >There is a huge figure lumbering towards you.
  123. 123.
    >You can hear the intimidating shouts from here.
  124. 124.
    >"Ooohhhh, run, run, I'm coming for you!"
  125. 125.
    >"Slow down, you buffoon!"
  126. 126.
    >That didn't sound like Flutterrape...
  127. 127.
    >"Uh oh! I think someone soiled diaper!"
  128. 128.
    >"T-Trixie did no such thing!"
  129. 129.
    >The Heavy Russian runs right past your hiding spot carrying a flabbergasted Trixie on his back.
  130. 130.
    >Who knew she wanted you too?
  131. 131.
    >As the unlikely pair rushes out of sight, you begin the journey to safety once again.
  132. 132.
     
  133. 133.
    >When you reach the outskirts of Ponyville, you step out of cover and sprint along the final stretch.
  134. 134.
    >Big mistake.
  135. 135.
    >Explosions rain down upon you as you cross the open field.
  136. 136.
    >"Crocket!"
  137. 137.
    >"Couldn' y'see the bloody bombs?"
  138. 138.
    >Laughter fills the air, contrasting disturbingly with the never-ending *Boom*s.
  139. 139.
    >You see Luna and Celestia standing atop buildings at the edge of the town.
  140. 140.
    >This deal is getting worse all the time.
  141. 141.
    >"SOON ANONYMOUS WILL BE OURS, DEAR SISTER!"
  142. 142.
    >Luna bellows across the battle field.
  143. 143.
    >"INDEED LITTLE SISTER, HE WILL PLEASURE ME WITH HIS HOT MONKEY DICK!"
  144. 144.
    >"US, DEAR SISTER, HE WILL FILL "US" WITH HIS ENORMOUS GIRTH."
  145. 145.
    >Celestia glares at Luna.
  146. 146.
    >"WHY MUST WE SHARE EVERYTHING?! IF I WANT TO TORTURE ANON WHILE HE INJECTS HIS HOT COOM INTO ME, WHAT BUSINESS OF IT IS YOURS?"
  147. 147.
    >Luna is taken aback by her sister's comment.
  148. 148.
    >"GREAT SCOTTSMAN, DESTROY OUR SISTER'S SOLDIRE!"
  149. 149.
    >"G.I. JANE, THIS IS WAR!"
  150. 150.
    >The two explosives experts look at each other and shrug.
  151. 151.
    >Then open fire.
  152. 152.
    >...
  153. 153.
    >On each other.
  154. 154.
    >...
  155. 155.
    >At point blank range.
  156. 156.
    >Gibs shower the area as you enter town and make a run for the square.
  157. 157.
    >You've almost won your freedom.
  158. 158.
     
  159. 159.
    >There it is!
  160. 160.
    >Town square.
  161. 161.
    >Once you reach the center, all these illusions will disappear and you can begin your normal, p0ny-rape free life.
  162. 162.
    >When you reach the edge of the square, a yellow mass plows into you, knocking you over.
  163. 163.
    *Sniiiiiiiif*
  164. 164.
    >"Ah~h~h~"
  165. 165.
    >Direct, isn't she?
  166. 166.
    >You try to shove the clopping rapist off your chest, but she holds you down.
  167. 167.
    >Grasping your trusty crowbar, you swing at the pegasus's head.
  168. 168.
    >She glows red as your tool just bounces off.
  169. 169.
    >Uh oh.
  170. 170.
    >A few more whacks just hurt your hand causing you to drop the crowbar in frustration.
  171. 171.
    >"Zis was doctor-assisted rape!"
  172. 172.
    >You forgot the number one rule.
  173. 173.
    >Always go for the Medic first.
  174. 174.
    >And that's how you ended up:
  175. 175.
    >Fucking Ubershy.

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