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Twibutt (Nsfw)

By lapsbin
Created: 2020-12-25 17:44:08
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  1. >"Come on Twi! If you don't bucking hurry up we're gonna leave you here!"
  2. "I'm coming, I'm coming! Just give me another minute!"
  3. >Your eyes snapped over to your mirror, checking to see if you looked presentable
  4. >Your mane was neatly combed as was your fur
  5. >Your face was clean and without blemishes
  6. >You had taken TWO baths not too long ago so smelling bad wasn't going to be a problem...
  7. >Alright...
  8. >It looked like you were ready
  9. >Closing your eyes you took a few deep breaths
  10. "Alright Twilight," you mutter, staring at your reflection. "You don't need to panic. The girls are just taking you out to a bar to have a little fun. You all are going to have a few drinks, you'll dance, and you'll all come home without a problem. You. Don't. Need. To. Panic."
  11. >Unfortunately not all that you just said to yourself was true
  12. >You and the girls were going out to a bar true, but the main intent of such a visit wasn't to just have a little fun
  13. >For some reason Rainbow had gotten it into her head that you needed to get out and mingle
  14. >Go out and talk to ponies; let loose, shake your groove thing...
  15. >...Hit on some stallions...
  16. >Talk to a stallion at all really...
  17. >You had insisted that the party scene wasn't for you--because it wasn't-- but your rainbow-maned friend had insisted
  18. >And then Rarity had insisted
  19. >...And then Applejack and Pinkie Pie were insisting that you go
  20. >So, in the face of ever mounting peer pressure, you had caved in
  21. >And that meant instead of spending your friday night in your treerary reading the newest edition of D.O.R.K.S you had to go with your friends to a club
  22. >You were Twilight Sparkle
  23. >Ponyville's resident smartass/book enthusiast
  24. >And you would have given half of your horn to stop the pounding in your chest
  25. >Knees weak, hooves sweaty and all that
  26. "You'll have fun. You'll have the greatest time of your life. You're going to dance and look cool and YOU'LLSTOPSHAKINGFORCELESTIA'SSAKE!!!"
  27. >Groaning, you let your head flop onto the counter
  28.  
  29. >Why couldn't you have just told your friends no?!
  30. >It wouldn't have been that hard!
  31. >You even knew just the spell to seal your house if they kept being so pushy!
  32. >You weren't good at things like this!
  33. >And you most certainly weren't ready for what Rainbow and the other girls had planned for you!
  34. >So what if you didn't have all that much luck with stallions?
  35. >It wasn't your fault!
  36. >Whenever you tried to talk to one and get to know them your brain turned to mush and you started to use really big words andyouhavetoreallygotothebathroomANDYOU'REJUSTNOTGOODWITHSTALLIONSOKAY?!?!?!
  37. >Why didn't Fluttershy have to come and suffer through this with you?
  38. >It wasn't like SHE was swimming in the cock either
  39. >...At least you don't think so...
  40. >...
  41. >What if--
  42. >You couldn't help but jump as your bedroom door was open
  43. "Bucking!--"
  44. >You grunted as you hit the chair you had been sitting on at a funny angle
  45. >The chair gave way from underneath you and in an instant you found yourself face planting on your own floor
  46. >...Welp
  47. >You could tell that you night was going to be something else!
  48. >"Come on, Twilight, quit messing around."
  49. >A low groan escaped your lips as you were pulled to your hooves
  50. >Turning your head you see Rainbow staring back at you with a look of irritation on her face
  51. >Unlike you the pegasus hadn't brushed her mane or coat or any of that
  52. >In fact you were pretty sure that she hadn't even showered today
  53. >...But you bet that she'd still go home with a colt while you came home to Mr. Quaker (aka your dildo) for some relief
  54. >Stupid Rainbow...
  55. >Grumbling, you allow your friend to guide you out of your bedroom and downstairs where your friends were waiting
  56. >"Alright, I got molasses missy over here," Rainbow said, nudging your side just a little too hard. "Now we can go out and have some fun!"
  57. >"WHOO!" Pinkie yelled, throwing her hooves in the air like she just didn't give a darn. "Momma's gonna get some tonight!"
  58.  
  59. >Applejack grinned, walking over and gently bumping your shoulder with her's
  60. >"Ya ready fer tonight, Twi," she asked gently
  61. >Nope
  62. >Nada
  63. >Not at all
  64. >In fact you'd rather be doing anything other than what you're about to do
  65. "Y-Yep. I couldn't b-be more ready for anything i-if I tried," you managed to stutter, a big, fake ol' smile coming to your face
  66. >Applejack smiles at that, giving you another nudge
  67. >"That'a girl, sugarcube."
  68. >Without another word you and the other girls spill out into the night
  69. >While the other girls were chatting about this or that you were mentally preparing yourself for what was to come
  70. >Though Ponyville, at first glance, looked like a sleepy little village it actually had quite the nightlife
  71. >In fact the only place that boasted more clubs and what have you was Canterlot
  72. >Which meant that the second that the weekday turned into the weekend the streets were filled with ponies looking for a good time
  73. >Drunk, sober, stallion, and mare; they came in all different shapes and sizes
  74. >"Alright, Twi," Rainbow said, suddenly appearing by your side and wrapping a hoof around your neck. "Before we dive off in the clubhead first we need to set up a game plan to get you some D."
  75. >Oh
  76. >Welp
  77. >Hopefully that warmth coming to your face isn't a blush
  78. >That'd be embarrassing
  79. >"Yes, we should have a pow wow before joining the fray, dear," Rarity added, appearing on your left
  80. "A-Alright," you mumbled. "What do you h-have in mind?"
  81. >Both of your friends looked at each other, humming thoughtfully
  82. >"Well... The place where we're taking you to is usually filled with cunt hungry sluts so it should be a breeze to get you some action," Rainbow said, scratching her chin. "But we don't want you getting with any nasty colts..."
  83. >"A trip to the clinic isn't a fun one," Rarity remarked with a shudder
  84. >Skittles and marshmallows hummed and hawed a bit more before the metaphorical lightbulb appeared above Rainbow's head
  85.  
  86. >Grinning widely she started to playfully shake you around
  87. >"I got it! Me and Rare can pick a stallions out for you!"
  88. >Rarity gasped
  89. >"Rainbow, darling, that might be the most intelligent thing I've ever heard come out of your mouth!"
  90. >"...Well, maybe not--"
  91. >"Just think of it! You and I, veterans in the art of seducing stallions, can teach Twilight here our ways!"
  92. >For a moment it looks like Rarity's going to hop into the air but she just fussed her mane instead
  93. >Celestia forbid that she lets loose for a second and hops into the air...
  94. >Stupid Rarity, stupid Rainbow...
  95. >Maybe you didn't WANT to go home with a stallion!
  96. >Maybe you just wanted to spend the evening reading your Neighpon comics and eating all of the rocky road ice cream in your house!
  97. >...
  98. >Are you being salty because you don't wanna go to this bar?
  99. >...
  100. >...
  101. >...
  102. >You're starting to think that you are...
  103. >Your ears fold back against your head as a pang of guilt hits you
  104. >Here your friends are trying to help you out in the stallion department and you're talking smack about them in your mind because you're a little scared about talking to the opposite sex
  105. >That's not a good pony thinking
  106. >That's bad pony thinking
  107. >BAD Twilight
  108. >BAD
  109. "...I'm willing to go with whatever you guys plan to do," you say, doing your best to sound resolute
  110. >Rarity and Rainbow smile and you couldn't help but look away from them in shame
  111. "And... I'm really sorry if I'm coming off grumpy tonight. I'm just really nervous and stuff..."
  112. >You look around to see that all of your friends were smiling at you in understanding
  113. >"It ain't no biggy, sugarcube," Applejack said with a tip of her hat. "I'm sure all o' us were just as twitchy first time we went out ta get us some flank." Applejack mused with a sly grin
  114.  
  115. >"Yeah, even I had butterflies in my belly the first time I went out. Now look at me! I'm a sexual deviant!" Pinkie said with a happy little hop
  116. >You...
  117. >You didn't want to know THAT to be honest
  118. >In fact you didn't want to know ANYTHING about Pinkie's sex life
  119. >But you appreciate the sentiment all the same
  120. >You smiled, and were about to tell them as much, when the sound of music blasting found its way to your ears
  121. >"Ohhh! We're almost there! Come on everypony! Let's hurry up before all the good cock gets taken!"
  122. >The four of you hurry onward and upward
  123. >You know, maybe tonight wasn't going to be all that bad?
  124. >Sure, this wasn't your thing but maybe it'd be fun?
  125. >You really hoped so...
  126. >In no time at all you and the girls find yourselves standing in front of Ponyville's most famous nightclub, "Hushed Whispers"
  127. >Though there's an absolutely MASSIVE line stretching around the block you all get in no problem
  128. >For some reason Pinkie knew the bouncer of the place
  129. >And the bartender
  130. >And even the owner of the bar if what she told you was right
  131. >Party pony knew some ponies; who'd of thunk it?
  132. >The second that you all step into the massive building you're bombarded with stimuli
  133. >Music is blasting so loudly and the bass is turned up so much that it feels like your ears were going to bleed
  134. >Lights were flashing on and off and there were flashes and the lights were changing color every half a second so your eyes were hurting in under a minute
  135. >And then there was the army of ponies
  136. >Mare, stallion, a... stallion(?) dressed up in drag
  137. >There must have been three hundred of them crammed into this tight space, all of them talking and dancing and doing all of the nightlife... stuff
  138. >Why was that mare over there selling breath fresheners that had heart shapes on them?
  139. >And why was she covered in glow sticks?
  140. >...
  141. >Did you need to go over there and buy one of them?
  142. >You were pretty sure that your breath doesn't stink right now but it never hurt to be prepared!
  143.  
  144. >You were about to walk over to the nice breath mint mare when Rainbow stopped you with a wing
  145. >"ALRIGHT, TWILIGHT, FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL WALK AROUND THE BAR AND SCOPE OUT THE MEAT!"
  146. "WAIT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THIS MUSIC!"
  147. >"I SAID FOLLOW ME AND WE'LL LOOK AT THE STALLIONS!"
  148. "WAIT? THE MUSIC'S TOO LOUD, RAINBOW, I CAN'T HEAR YOU!"
  149. >"I SAID--"
  150. "WHAT?"
  151. >"I SAID--"
  152. "YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE TO SPEAK UP LOUDER!!!"
  153. >"...Celestia dammit..."
  154. >Shaking her head, Rainbow grabbed you and started to drag you deeper into the crowd with Rarity trailing right behind
  155. >Waving and mouthing good luck, Pinkie and Applejack made their way over to the bar as you, Rainbow, and Rarity began to mingle
  156. >Some time passed
  157. >You weren't counting how long but it felt like a while
  158. >The three of you wormed your way into various crowds
  159. >You talked to mare and stallion alike about this and that and some such
  160. >You had tried to dance but were immediately stopped by Rarity
  161. >Probably because this establishment wouldn't be able to handle you if you had continued
  162. >You were even forced to take a disgusting shot or two
  163. >All the while you were walking around you had tried to absorb everything that your two friends were doing
  164. >From the way that they moved to the way they talk to how their voices changed you did your best to copy everything they did when you talked to a stallion
  165. >You gave it your best shot, really, you did but in the end you didn't have any takers
  166. >No matter what you or Rarity or Rainbow said or did not a single stallion even tried to whisper sweet nothings into your ear
  167. >...Or whatever stallions did to single to a mare that they were interested
  168. >Rainbow, even though she got slapped a few times, had some stallions showing some interest
  169. >And Rarity had colts eating out of her hooves the moment that she saw them
  170. >But you?
  171. >Not a one
  172.  
  173. >At best they'd giggle and say something you couldn't hear over the blasting music before walking away from you
  174. >And...
  175. >And that didn't make you feel all that great...
  176. >What the hay was wrong with you?
  177. >Were you not pretty?
  178. >Did stallions not like the color of your coat?
  179. >Were you too short?
  180. >Too chubby?
  181. >...
  182. >...
  183. >...
  184. >Was your bottom too big?
  185. >As Rarity talked to a group of stallions about some such nonsense you snuck a look at your backside
  186. >To your horror you saw that it was just JUTTING out there
  187. >Being big and huge and... unsightly
  188. >Biting your lip you sneak a glance at your friends bottoms (no homo)
  189. >Rainbow had a tight little muscle-y butt
  190. >Rarity's butt might have been just a little bit bigger than Rainbow's but it was still a heck of alot smaller than yours
  191. >In fact, now that you were looking at mare's flanks (in an entirely nonsexual way of course) you saw that you had the biggest butt in the club
  192. >Bigger than Pinkie's
  193. >Bigger than Applejack's
  194. >Even bigger than that shemale gentlecolt/mare with the pink wig over there!
  195. >It had to be your butt then right?
  196. >Stallion's didn't like mares with giant bottoms
  197. >They like mares with small, tight butts
  198. >... And you didn't have that...
  199. "I-I'm going to go get a drink," you mumble to nopony in particular, turning around and walking away from Rarity and Rainbow
  200. >As engrossed as they were with the stallions they were talking to neither noticed you leave
  201. >Nor did they notice you sniffle or hastily wiping the tears out of your eyes
  202. >Which was good
  203. >You were already a big butted weirdo that couldn't talk to stallions
  204. >You didn't want to be known as a cry baby to top it all off
  205.  
  206. >With your fatal flaw realized, you couldn't help but notice your flank with every step you took
  207. >The thing bumped into everypony you walked past
  208. >It jiggled and wiggle with every step you took
  209. >You could feel your cheeks rubbing against each other with every step
  210. >Even when you sat down on one of the stools at the club's bar you could feel your flank threatening to spill off your seat
  211. >You couldn't help but sniffle as you ordered yourself something to drink
  212. >You bet your horn that stallions were looking over and laughing at you
  213. >Calling you names and making fun of your butt
  214. >And your horn
  215. >And how dumb your mane style and coat and cutie mark was...
  216. >...It wasn't your fault that you butt was so big
  217. >You tried to watch what you ate
  218. >You exercised a healthy amount
  219. >But you still had this giant butt for some stupid reason
  220. >Heck, you were sure that you botton rivaled your teacher!
  221. >Stupid butt...
  222. >Stupid stallions...
  223. >You sunk into your chair with a sniffle and were about to take a drink of the appletini when you felt somepony sit beside you
  224. >You didn't see it, and it shouldn't be possible to hear them over this blasting music, whoever they were, but you could feel them sitting next to you all the same
  225. >"You alright there, sister? You look like you're having a crappy night."
  226. >Looking up from your drink you see... something sitting next to you
  227. >It wasn't a pony, or a gryphon, or anything else that you've seen or read about
  228. >From the odd but stylish suit that he was wearing and his cheek bone structure you had to guess that he was a... stallion?
  229. >Or at least a male whatever he was...
  230. >Though a part of you just wanted to ignore him and enjoy your drink while you wallowed in your misery you had been taught to be respectful to all stallions, no matter what their race or how tfw you were
  231. >...And besides, maybe you could ask him a couple of questions
  232. >Like what he was, why he was so tall, why he was green?
  233. >...And were those canines you saw?
  234.  
  235. >It wasn't like he was interested in a big butted dork like you anyway, so it wouldn't hurt to ask right?
  236. >The worst he could say was no...
  237. "...Y-Yeah, my night's been a little rough," you say, looking down at your drink with your ears pinned against your head
  238. >The male looks you up and down, as if looking for something, before he nudges your side
  239. >"Well, as luck would have it I'm having a pretty bad night myself."
  240. >The bartender walks over and sets a mug of clear liquid in front of the male
  241. >Not looking away from you he grabs the drink and drains it in two swallows
  242. >...Wow...
  243. >You don't think you've ever seen a stallion drink like that
  244. >...Well you really have seen that many stallions drink but you get the point...
  245. >Making a face he sets the glass down
  246. >"So, since we're bad night buddies, why don't you tell me your name?"
  247. >Wow...
  248. >Now that you really looked at him you couldn't help but notice that he smile was really ni--
  249. >Oh shoot!
  250. >A stallion just asked your name!
  251. >Don't be a sperg Sparkle!
  252. >And don't you dare blush filly!
  253. "I-I'm Twilight Sparkle. I-It's nice to meet you."
  254. >The bartender walks over and refills his glass
  255. >Picking it up he tapped his glass against yours
  256. >"Well, Twilight Sparkle, I can say without a doubt that it is my greatest pleasure to meet you."
  257. >He throws back his drink again and you couldn't help but feel obliged to take a sip of your apple based beverage
  258. >Hmmm, Apple-y
  259. >"My name's Anonymous. My friends call me Anon."
  260. >Never in your life had a bad turned around for you so quickly after meeting somepony
  261. >You and Anon must have talked for hours as you sipped your drinks
  262. >Well you sipped; Anon drank like a thirsty sailor
  263. >The two of you talked about everything you could think of; you asking Anon anything that came to mind and the "hyoo-man" getting you to talk about yourself
  264. >The longer you talked to him the quieter the music seemed to get
  265. >The crowd just seemed to disappear to so it was just the two of you
  266.  
  267. >Even your big butt, which had bummed you out so much that you had originally wanted to just leave the club so you could go home and eat ice cream like the pig that you were, was forgotten as you talked with this interesting and thoughtful male
  268. >In just minutes the two of your were conversing like you have known each other all of your lives, laughing and joking and carrying on like neither of you had a care in the world
  269. >And, by the grace of Celestia, you managed to keep yourself together while talking to an admittedly attractive male!
  270. >...For the most part
  271. >You still got real blushy every once in awhile when he touched or teased you, and more than once you caught yourself using big words to try and impress him, but you liked to think that you handled yourself pretty well
  272. >Anon, the wonderful stallion that he was, made sure to gently guide you back toward normal whenever you were in danger of entering the sperg zone
  273. >It also helped that he was so easy to talk to
  274. >And funny
  275. >And honestly and genuinely nice
  276. >And good looking
  277. >And smart
  278. >And did you mention that he was nice? >Because he was
  279. >Not like most other stallions
  280. >No, this one was a keeper!
  281. >Right in front of you was a colt that you could bring home to your father with your head help up high!
  282. >...
  283. >N-Not that you were p-planning to d-do anything with Anon!
  284. >...It wasn't like he'd be interested in a fatty like you...
  285. >He was probably just talking to you because he felt sorry for you or something...
  286. >The look on your face must have been something because Anon placed a hand on your shoulder
  287. >"You alright there, Twilight?"
  288. >Rocking back forth on your stool you managed to move your head in what you hoped looked like a nod
  289. "Yash, I'm okay," you slurred, doing your best to focus on him
  290. >It looked like you had just a little too much to drink...
  291. >The smile that had been on Anon's face diminished somewhat
  292. >"You sure?" he asked grabbing your chin and looking you over. "You look a little red..."
  293.  
  294. >Red... hehe
  295. >Red was the color of apples
  296. >And the apple family were a bunch of rednecks...
  297. >You drunkenly started to laugh at your word association
  298. >You started laughing so hard in fact that your body jerked unsuspectingly
  299. >Before you could react you found yourself falling off the stool
  300. >You would have hit the ground to, and looked like the biggest dork in the universe in the process, if Anonymous hadn't quickly snatched you up
  301. >"Easy there, starbutt," he said pulling you close to his chest. "We don't want you face planting there."
  302. >Hehehehehe
  303. >Plants don't have faces you silly colt
  304. >You giggle all the harder, covering your face with your hooves
  305. >Any other time you'd be horrified that a stallion was marehandling you like this but you were drunk
  306. >Very drunk
  307. >So you were alright with being held in a giant stallion's arms like you were a small filly
  308. >Future Twilight could deal with the embarrassment and ridicule
  309. >Right now was silly drunk pony giggle time
  310. >"Hey barkeep, get me some water wouldcha? This little mare's had herself too much to drink."
  311. "My friendsh," you slur, your eyes half lidded. "Take mesh to my friiiiendsh."
  312. >Shushing you, Anon patted you on the head
  313. >"You can see your friends in the morning, Twiggles," he said. "I'm going to take you home. Oh thanks."
  314. >You felt a cup being brought to your lips
  315. >"Come on now, drink up. You're gonna have one hell of a hangover in the morning but if you have some H2O it won't be as bad."
  316. >Heh, H2O
  317. >That's the molecular structure for water!
  318. >Chemistry's so funny
  319. >Still giggling, you gulp down the water as you wiggled around in your new friend's arms
  320. >"Barkeep, get me another water. I'm making sure this one gets home safe and sound."
  321. >Heh, sound is the vibrations in the air that the sensitive organs in the ear can pick up not a state of being
  322.  
  323. >Who knew colts were so silly?
  324. >You sure as hay didn't!
  325. >...Why did it feel like you had a bowl over your head?
  326. >Oh who cares?
  327. >You're too busy feeling warm and tingly and...
  328. >...And...
  329. >Stuff!
  330. >You barely notice as Anonymous carries you out of the club and into the night
  331. >"Do me a favor and tell me if you gotta throw up, alright Twilight? I don't feel like getting puked on."
  332. >You nodded your head, taking a little sip of your water
  333. "Okaysh..."
  334. >You looked up at Anon
  335. "Anonsh?"
  336. >"Yeah, Twi?"
  337. "Thanksh for spending the nightsh with me. I hadsh I lotta fun."
  338. >Anon smiles and for some reason you feel butterflies starting to flying around in your tummy
  339. >"I had a lot of fun too, Twi. Thanks for, making my shitty day better."
  340. >This time you couldn't help but blush, your back legs twitching as you looked away from Anon
  341. "Y-Yoush too..."
  342. >The rest of the walk is spent in comfortable silence, you trying to get all of the hay back into your pockets and Anon looking around where he was...
  343. >Wherever he was taking you to...
  344. "Anonsh? Wheresh we going?"
  345. >"Since you're probably too drunk to tell me where you life and I don't live that far from the bar I'm taking you to my place," Anon chirped. "You can crash there for the night. How's that sound?"
  346. >...
  347. >...
  348. >...
  349. >HAH!
  350. >YOU GOT INVITED TO A STALLION'S PLACE!
  351. >TAKE THAT MOM!
  352. >I'M NOT GAY!
  353. >YOU'RE GAY!
  354. >YOU'RE GAY!!!!
  355. >You break into another fit of delighted giggles as Anonymous makes his way over to one of the houses and opens the door
  356.  
  357. >"Here we are! Home sweet home."
  358. >You blink as lights are flicked on
  359. >"Come on, let's get some more water into you huh?"
  360. >You couldn't help but smile as Anon sets you down on an old but comfortable couch and wraps a blanket around you
  361. "T-Thank you," you mumble,holding the blanket tight and taking a deep breath
  362. >It smelled nice
  363. >...Just like Anon...
  364. >You spend the next hour or so just sitting on Anon's couch drinking water while the two of you continued to talk to each other
  365. >After a little while you sober up enough to notice that the two of you were leaning against each other
  366. >You cuddled under a far too big blanket and Anon with his arm wrapped around you
  367. >He felt so warm
  368. >You felt so comfortable
  369. >And in your comfortable and happy state you couldn't help but think thoughts
  370. >Thoughts that you should not be thinking with Anonymous sitting right there
  371. >Especially since most of those thoughts were about Anon himself
  372. "...A-Anon?"
  373. >Anonymous looks down at you with a smile that turned your legs to jelly
  374. >"Yeah, Twilight? Did you ne--thmph!"
  375. >You keep your eyes shut nice and tight as you wrapped your hooves around Anon's neck and pulled him into a kiss
  376. >You didn't dare open your your eyes
  377. >You didn't want to see the disgust or outrage in them because you were doing this
  378. >You knew that doing something like this was dumb, maybe the dumbest thing that you could do
  379. >If Anon didn't take this well, and he probably wasn't going to take you kissing him well, the best you could hope for was just getting thrown out of his house
  380. >But buck it
  381. >You just wanted to enjoy this moment kissing this great, kind stallion
  382. >You just wanted to imagine that you had a chance with him for JUST one moment...
  383.  
  384. >...You wanted your first kiss to feel special...
  385. >You could feel the beginnings of tears starting to form out of the corners of your eyes but you continue to kiss him
  386. >Any moment you expected Anon to push you away
  387. >Any second now you expected that he'd start screaming at you
  388. >But it didn't happen
  389. >In fact, if you didn't know any better, you'd say that Anon was kissing you back
  390. >Though you wanted to just sit here kissing this stallion forever you needed to breathe
  391. >And while Anon's lips were soft and supple and delicious they didn't produce oxygen or nitrogen or any of the other gases that you needed to live
  392. >Hold it for a little longer, Twilight!
  393. >Hold on for a little longer!
  394. >You needed to savor this kiss!
  395. >SAVOR IT!
  396. >When you finally couldn't take it anymore you pulled away from Anon with a gasp, your eyes bulging out of your head as you sucked up as much oxygen that you could with your mouth hole
  397. >Resting your hooves on Anon's shoulders you leaned back so we not to get any spit or snot or tears on Anon
  398. >To your surprise you feel one of his hands on the small of your back, supporting you so that you didn't just fall over
  399. >"Well... that was something."
  400. >You stiffen
  401. >With your heart pounding in your chest you looked down at Anon
  402. >To your surprise and immeasurable relief he didn't look outraged or angry or anything like that!
  403. >In fact he was smiling!
  404. >SMILING!!!
  405. >A dopey smile comes to your face
  406. "Y-Yeah... sorry about that," you say, since you... really didn't know what else to say in this situation
  407. >You've never kissed a stallion before so you didn't know what to do now that you had gotten the whole kissing business out of the way
  408. >Should you hug him?
  409. >Did you need to get him a drink or something?
  410. >Were the two of you married now?
  411. >Should you kiss him some more?
  412.  
  413. >You felt like you should wrap your hooves around him and kiss him some more...
  414. >Like a lot more
  415. >Like every second of every day and twice before bedtime!
  416. >...You got it!
  417. >Pick up lines!
  418. >You could use pickup lines to show Anonymous your interest and seal the deal
  419. >IT WAS THE PERFECT PLAN!
  420. >THEPERFECTPLAN!!!!
  421. "H-Hey A-Anon? Do you have eleven protons? 'Cause you SODIUM fine!"
  422. >Oh sweet Celestia...
  423. >That sounded a lot better in your head
  424. >You better stop while you're--
  425. "Can I be the p-phasor to your e-electron and t-take you to an e-excited state?"
  426. >Wat R U doing filly?!
  427. >You were supposed to stop!
  428. >SO BUCKING STOP!
  429. "A-Are you made of Copper and T-Tellurium? B-Because you are Cu-Te..."
  430. >YOU COULDN'T STOP!
  431. >WHY THE BUCK COULDN'T STOP?!?!?!?!?!
  432. >With each horrible, horrible pick up line your face got redder and redder and redder
  433. >Anon's smile grew and grew as he leaned forward and gave you a kiss on the nose
  434. >You flinched and reeled back, as red as a tomato, but Anon was relentless as he gave you snoozle another kiss
  435. >Then another
  436. >Then you found yourself sitting in his lap with your arms wrapped around his neck
  437. >The two of you had your foreheads touching with your horn out of the way so you didn't stab him (Celestia knows how THAT'D ruin the mood) just looking at each other
  438. >"Has anyone ever told you that you're adorable, Twilight?"
  439. >Your breath caught in your throat as you felt Anon placing his hands on your sides
  440. >You could feel a fire building up in your belly, arousal making your head spin
  441. "H-Has anypony ever a-asked if y-your pants were were space p-pants? 'Cause y-your flank is out o-of this world..."
  442.  
  443. >Chuckling, Anon puckered his lips as you slowly leaned up and kissed him again
  444. >Your tongue darted out of your mouth and licked his lips
  445. >This was how they did it r-right?
  446. >Your back legs twitched as Anon opens his mouth and his tongue comes out to greet yours
  447. >Though yours was a good deal bigger than his Anon actually knew how to prench kiss, so in a bout of drunken wisdom you let him set the pace
  448. >Patiently Anon guides your tongues into his mouth, stroking and teasing your wet muscle as you excitedly explored
  449. >By this point your eyes were shut tight and it felt like you were going to explode
  450. >This was too much
  451. >There was too much stimulation for your poor body to handle
  452. >You let out a moan, running your hooves up and down Anon's back as you savored him
  453. >You could taste the liquor that he had been drinking as well as something that you couldn't identify
  454. >You moaned again as Anon's hands grazed your cutiemarks
  455. >Oh buck!
  456. >OH BUCK!
  457. >YOU WERE GOING TO LOSE YOUR MIND!
  458. >YOU NEEDED SOMETHING IN YOU RIGHT THE BUCK NOW!!!
  459. >Whimpering, you ran your tongue over Anon's teeth before breaking the kiss
  460. >Anon let out a playful growl, giving your nose another kiss
  461. >"Adorable and feisty huh?"
  462. >You bit your lip hard as he gave your rump a squeeze
  463. >"Man I really lucked out tonight didn't I?"
  464. >He was about to lean in for another kiss but he stopped, instead looking down at his lap
  465. >Chuckling, he looked back at you with a grin
  466. >"Adorable, feisty, and more than a little excited by the looks of it."
  467. >Though by this point your mind was screaming at you to just rip this gorgeous stallion's clothes off and ride him until your pelvis broke you couldn't help but look down to see what me meant
  468. >What you saw both sobered you the buck up and turned you redder than Big Mac
  469. >Anon's entire lap and the lower part of his shirt was absolutely soaked with your... excitement...
  470.  
  471. >...Oh...
  472. >Oh crud
  473. >If Anon didn't have such a good grip on your flanks you would have launched yourself off of his lap in embarrassment
  474. "OhsweetCelestiaI'msosorryAnon!"
  475. >You tried to wiggle out of the human's clutches but he held you fast, laughter in his eyes
  476. "Ididn'tmeantoruinyourpantsandshirtIpromisethatI'llbuyyousomenewonestomakeupforthefacethatI-thmp!"
  477. >You nearly jump out of your fur when Anon's mouth mashed up against your's
  478. >You started to struggle a little bit, more embarrassed than you had ever been in your entire life, as Anon stood up and started to carry you somewhere all the while not breaking the kiss
  479. >You felt his tongue dart into your mouth and start to play with your tongue
  480. >Though you didn't like it your tongue started to once again wrestle his for dominance
  481. >...Oh who the buck were you kidding?
  482. >You liked the kiss
  483. >Kissing was rad
  484. >Moaning into Anon's mouth you feel yourself melting in his arms as he carried you up a flight of stairs and into what looked like a bedroom
  485. >Your horn lights up and begins to fiddle with his pants as he sets you down on a giant bed
  486. >Without thinking you grabbed him and yanked him into the bed on top of you just as you managed to unbutton his pants
  487. >This was it!
  488. >You were in a male's house, tongue kissing a stallion in his bed
  489. >This was your moment
  490. >You were finally going to do it
  491. >Time to make your ancestors proud and rut this colt's brains out
  492. "W-Wait. wait!' you cried, breaking the kiss. "A-Anon, are you sure t-that you w-wanna do this? I d-don't want to t-take advantage of y-you because you had t-to much to d-drink."
  493. >Anon smiles again
  494. >"Don't you dare go and think that you're pressuring me to do anything here, Twi," he said, kissing your cheek. "This isn't the alcohol; I really want to do this."
  495.  
  496. >A shiver runs through your body when he kisses your neck
  497. >"I can't think of anything better--"
  498. >You let out a moan when he slides down a little further and kisses you right in between your neck and your collarbone
  499. >"--than having a little fun with a spectacular little unicorn like yourself."
  500. >Your back legs kick when he gently bites the fur on your chest before kissing it
  501. "B-Buck..."
  502. >You closed your eyes, savoring the sensation of Anon sliding down your body, kissing and biting and licking the whole way
  503. >Desperate to grab onto something your hooves cling to Anon's head
  504. >Anon looks up at you just as he reaches your lower belly and winks
  505. >What the buck doeshethinkthathe'sdoingsweetCelestiaAAAABBBBOOOOVVVVVVEEEEE!
  506. "A-AHHHh~!"
  507. >Your eyes snapped open and immediately crossed when Anon's lips wrap around one of your teats
  508. >Your hips start to buck as he started to suck
  509. >oerignelkrfnewirbgw;iurbkerjbfeorfneo!
  510. >ertoginefnvflwbcrwnerfwierubf!
  511. >OhmybuckingCelestiawhatdoeshethinghe'sdoingwiththose?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
  512. >You could feel your marehood aching for something to fill it
  513. >More than anything you wanted Anon to stop messing around and mount you like a stallion
  514. >You wanted to feel him spurting inside of you until you were filled to the brim
  515. >But even more than that you wanted him to keep playing with your teats
  516. >"H-Hmmm~ H-Harder--"
  517. >Managing to open an eye you look down at Anon
  518. >The fire in your belly burns just a little bit hotter when you see him sucking on your teat while looking up at your face
  519. >Your eye snaps back shut when he lets go of it with a lewd pop and starts to suck on the other
  520. >O-Oh yeah
  521. >This is waaaaaaaaaaaaay better than using your hoof or a toy...
  522. >For the next few minutes Anon continued to play with your teats, sucking them, licking them, and even gently biting them
  523. >Those few minutes were the best and most torturous of your young life
  524. >Eventually you couldn't handle it anymore
  525. >You were only a mortal mare
  526.  
  527. With a whimper you started to nudge his head with a shaking hoof
  528. "A-Anon, P-Please..."
  529. >Getting the idea, Anon gave both of your rock hard and hyper sensitive teats a parting kiss before sliding the last few inches so that his mouth was just a few inches from your beyond soaked marehood
  530. >Your eyes snapped open, watching his every moment
  531. >His eyes snapped back up to your face as his hands found purchase on your hips
  532. >O-Oh buck
  533. >H-He was going to eat you o-out
  534. >He w-was going t-to eat y-you out w-while looking up a-at you
  535. >U-Unf...
  536. >Your already heavy breathing starts to quicken even more as you feel Anon's hot, moist breath on your nethers
  537. >Ohwaitabuckingminute!
  538. >Youneededtocalmdown
  539. >Ifyoudidn'tcalmdownyouweregoingto--
  540. >You tried to reach down and stop Anon before it was too late
  541. >Puckering his lips Anon leaned forward and planted a kiss on your marehood
  542. >The kissing, the teat-playing, the gropped, and the smiling had left you at your bursting point
  543. >That single, dirty little kiss was more than enough to send you flying past it
  544. >Your whole body tenses and you shut your eyes nice and tight
  545. >Your hips buck upward, crushing your cunny against Anon's face and your horn erupts with magic
  546. >Throwing your head back you wrap your back legs around Anon's head and you cum harder than you had ever cum in your life
  547. "BUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKK!"
  548. >Wave after wave after wave of pleasure crashed through your body as you twitched and kicked
  549. >You could feel your heart pounding in your chest, so hard and so fast that you were scared that it was going to burst
  550. >It felt like you were floating on a wave of warmth
  551. >You couldn't think
  552. >You couldn't breathe
  553. >You could only cum and hope that you'd be alright when it was all over
  554. >Far too soon the pleasure stops, and with a groan you let your head flop onto the bed
  555.  
  556. "Holy... bucking... buck," you mumble, letting your body go limp as you caught your breath. "That... was... awesome..."
  557. >"...Well I'm glad that you enjoyed it. Even if I didn't do all of that much..."
  558. >...
  559. >ANON?!
  560. >YOU FORGOT THAT ANON WAS IN BETWEEN YOUR LEGS!!!
  561. >OH SWEET LUNA, YOU DIDN'T HURT HIM DID YOU?!
  562. >Your eyes snapped open and you looked down to see a cum covered Anon looking up at you in bemusement
  563. >You were about to start yelling apologizes when he licked his lips
  564. >"But I guess that that's my fault. Not a lot of mares can handle all that much teasing..."
  565. >Giving your very sensitive marehood a lic-
  566. >ERgonerfokernflkfnwoienflkrnf!
  567. >A-A lick he gets up off his knees and stands up to his full height
  568. >Taking off his shirt Anon wipes his fact and...
  569. >...Are those teats?
  570. >...
  571. >Buck it
  572. >You didn't care if Anon was a girl at this point
  573. >After what he just did to you you had NO problem being a filly fooler
  574. >"Now that we got your first cum out of the way how about we got on to the real fun huh?"
  575. >Your eyes widen when you see a noticeable bulge in Anon's pants
  576. >O-Oh...
  577. >He's a male...
  578. >Thank Celestia...
  579. >Idly, you couldn't help but remember the silver candle holder that you had first masterbated with when you were fifteen
  580. >It had been your great, great grandfathers and it had hurt like a MOTHERBUCKER when it broke your hymen
  581. >After putting it inside of yourself you had bled everywhere,
  582. >Freaking out you had rushed to your bathroom to clean it
  583. >After realizing that you weren't going to bleed to death you had then gone back with family heirloom on hoof and had a little fun
  584. >Pathetic?
  585. >Probably
  586. >But you were a horny teenager and you had figured that a candleholder was the best that you were going to get
  587. >But, years later, here you were
  588. >What awaited you was most certainly NOT a candleholder
  589. >You bit your lip as Anon pulled down his pants, revealing smaller pants beneath his pants (that he was wearing for some reason...)
  590.  
  591. >In these thinner, looser pants you could see the bulge twitching
  592. >You couldn't wait to see what Anon's willy looked like
  593. >But boy were you bucking nervous about this part...
  594. >Excitement and nervous battled for supremacy as Anon slowly pulled off his under pants
  595. >...
  596. >Yep
  597. >That wasn't a candleholder
  598. >That wasn't a candleholder at all
  599. >Not even a little bit
  600. >Ohmygoodnessthatthing'sgoingtogoinsideofyou!
  601. >There must have been a look of panic on your face because Anon crawled onto the bed and wrapped you in a hug
  602. >"Hey, if you don't want to do this we don't have to do anything more tonight," he said
  603. >You shivered
  604. >You could feel his thing brushing against your stomach...
  605. >Oh my gosh, U-Unf!!!
  606. >Returning the hug you gave him a peck on the cheek
  607. "N-no, no, I'm j-just a little nervous is all," you said, looking up into those green eyes of his
  608. >If you weren't careful you'd get lost in those eyes...
  609. >Gulping, you kissed him again
  610. "Please p-put it inside me," you begged. "P-Please make me a mare..."
  611. >Anonymous looked at you for a moment longer, as if judging whether or not you were actually ready for this, before nodded
  612. >"Alright, if that's what you want."
  613. >He grabbed onto your flank again and dragged you to the edge of the bed
  614. >Though he looked calm and collected on the outside you could see the hunger in his eyes
  615. >He wanted more than another to just stick it in you but he was taking his time
  616. >He wanted to make sure that you felt good...
  617. >A smile works its way onto your face at the thought
  618. >Heh
  619. >This colt really is one in a million...
  620. >"I know that ponies usually don't like doing to belly-to belly like this but I'd looking at the cutie that I'm having sex with if you don't mind~"
  621. >D-Dolphin style?
  622. >L-Lewd
  623. "It's fine," you say, wiggling your hips. "N-Now could you please rut me alright?"
  624. >Chuckling, Anon positioned himself over you
  625.  
  626. >"As you wish, madam."
  627. >The tip of his cock prodded your entrance, coating it in your juices
  628. >You wiggled your hips in a hopefully alluring way
  629. >Alright, Twi
  630. >You got all the excitement out of your system
  631. >DON'T BUCKING CUM LIKE THAT AGAIN
  632. >You wanted to make Anon feel good too, not be some two second susan!
  633. >Anon bucked his hips just a tiny bit, letting his cock slide up your slit
  634. >He then pulled back and grabbed the base of his cock and was about to spread your lips and enter you when you looked up at him
  635. "A-Anon?"
  636. >Anonymous stopped and looked at you
  637. "D-Do you mind giving me a k-kiss while you put it i-in me? J-Just a little one?"
  638. >You expected him to look irritated that you were dragging your hooves this much but he just smiled
  639. >"Alright," he said leaning toward you. "Just a little one."
  640. >You leaned up to meet him, your lips puckered
  641. >Anon began to push into you, filling you up, but all you could think about were those soft lips of his
  642. >And his lovely sparkling green eyes
  643. >And the loving way that he was holding you
  644. >...And THEN you thought about his penis
  645. >Then you thought about it more
  646. >And more
  647. >And ohmygoshhestillhasn'tbottomedoutyet!
  648. >You moaned into Anon's mouth
  649. >Though just an inch or two of him was in you you already felt filled up but he just kept coming
  650. >He was slow and gentle so he didn't hurt you but he just kept coming
  651. >It was maddening, it was amazing, it was everything you had ever dreamed about and more
  652. >Yep
  653. >Sex was awesome
  654. >And sex was doubly awesome when you were having it with someone that you maybe, kind, sorta, like-liked
  655. >Your marehood twitched, inviting Anon to push even deeper into you
  656. >Your eyelids fluttered as Anon's stallionhood slide along your inner wall, stimulating you in ways that you'd ever before imagined
  657.  
  658. >It was taking all of your willpower to not just cum right away
  659. >Ohmygoshthisisbuckingamazing!
  660. >Your back legs wrapped around Anon's hips, trying to make him go faster
  661. >Your mind felt like it was turning into mush
  662. >You let out another little moan when you felt Anon twitch inside of you, his eyes glazing over the deeper he sank into you
  663. >Breaking the kiss you cupped the stallion's face and just stared into his eyes
  664. >You wanted to see the look on his face as he bottomed out in you
  665. >You wanted to see the look of pure bliss as he came inside of you
  666. >You wanted all of these things and you wanted him to see that he was making you feel just as good if not better
  667. >...And STILL he hadn't bottomed out yet
  668. "C-Come on, Anon," you mumble. "A-All the way in. All the--epp!"
  669. >A dull slapping sound could be heard as Anon's pelvis slapped against your's
  670. >A groan escaped your throat
  671. >FINALLY!
  672. >He-- hiltafovianofvbairubfjh!
  673. >With a groan of his own Anon gives your nose a kiss
  674. >"You... you alright there Twilight?"
  675. "J-Just... just g-give me a m-minute please," you replied, taking short, controlled breaths
  676. >Whoo...
  677. >It feels like Anon's dick is in your stomach...
  678. >But in the best way possible
  679. >After getting used to the cock inside of you you give Anon the nod to continue
  680. >He does so eagerly, slowly pulling back until the tip of his cock was inside of you before thrusting back in
  681. >With each thrust he started going faster and he started being a little less gentle
  682. >Both of you began moaning, and your moans started to get louder and more animalistic
  683. >Soon the bed was creaking under your lovemaking and wet, slapping sounds filled the air
  684. >You did your best to keep your mind off of the pleasure but it was starting to become too much
  685. >You were once again nearing your limit
  686.  
  687. >Your breathing was becoming shallow and your horn was starting to glow
  688. >The fire in your belly was starting to make your body tingly
  689. >Though you were laid awkwardly on your back you did your best to meet Anon's thrusts with your own and you tried your hardest to squeeze his cock as hard as you could, massaging and teasing the member to the best of your ability
  690. >You figured that since you had no idea what the hay you were doing that wasn't doing much
  691. >But you could feel Anon's cock twitching harder and harder with each thrust and his movements were becoming a little more jerky
  692. >So you must have been doing something right
  693. >All the while your hooves hadn't left the wonderful stallion's face
  694. >The whole time you stared into each other's eyes as you bucked
  695. >And it was more wonderful than you could possibly put into words
  696. "C-Come on, Anon," you say. "You b-buck this tight p-pony pussy."
  697. >Anon let out a groan, slamming into you
  698. >Your back legs tightened around Anon's hips
  699. "Come o-on, c-cum inside me. I w-wanna see the l-look on your f-face when you c-cum."
  700. >You wanted to say more but, all of the sudden, your own finish came speeding toward you
  701. >Holyhorseapplesyou'recumming!
  702. >With one final moan your vision explodes into different colors
  703. "A-ah! Oh buck! OHBUCK!"
  704. >Your inner walls clamp down hard on Anon's still thrusting cock, trying to coax out his seed, but he keeps thrusting
  705. >Sdfinosfbvsfdjnvnslfdkvnslkn!
  706. >sofngvswdfibv lslskdjfvsldkfjbg vsljgbwircbflsdfkjclkjdfvnldfkfndk!
  707. >You let got of Anon's head and let yours fall onto the bed
  708. >"Twi! TWI!"
  709. "...Huh? Wut?"
  710. >"Where do you want it?"
  711. >He's cumming?
  712. >AWESOME!
  713. "Inside," you mumble. "Inside!"
  714. >Closing his eyes Anon's hips become a blur as he readies himself to cum
  715. >Your marehood, which still hadn't recovered from your second orgasm of the night, started to clutch around Anon's member as tight as it could
  716.  
  717. >Oh buck
  718. >Oh BUCK!
  719. >You were going to cum aginsodifbealirbfr fbcaljbf!
  720. >Hilting you a final time Anon holds you close and grunts
  721. >You let out a squeak when you felt the first spurt of cum fire into you
  722. >By the second you were cumming once again
  723. >OhsweetCelestiayouweregoingtomarrythiscoltandlivehappilyeveryafterandhaveawholebunchofkidsandkisshiminthemorningandbuckbuckbuckBUCKBUCK!!!!!!
  724. >Your vision goes dark for a moment
  725. >The second after that you find yourself staring up at the ceiling drenched in sweat and panting very, very hard
  726. >Anon was laying on top of you, his body weight pressing you down onto the bed, with his arms wrapped around you and his head buried in the nape of your neck
  727. >Through a haze of exhaustion you couldn't help but smile at the sight
  728. >Heh
  729. >Call your pussy nyquil
  730. >Cause it puts colts to sleep!
  731. >...Sorry
  732. >That was horrible...
  733. >Reaching down you start to pet Anon's head, running your hooves through his mane
  734. >That seems to bring the colt out of his stupor, because he lifts his head and looks at you
  735. >Though there's a content smile on his face (thank Celestia) you could see the same look in his eyes that had been there since he saw you
  736. >Warmth, kindness, delight
  737. >A dorky, squiggly smile comes to your face as you haul Anon up from your neck so that the two of you were face-to-face
  738. >The two of you wrapped arms and hooves around each other
  739. >"Goodnight, Twilight."
  740. >Pressing yourself as close to Anon as you could you kissed him on the cheek
  741. >Your horn glowed, pulling the covers over the two of you
  742. "Goodnight Anon. Don't let the bed breezies bite."
  743. >As you closed your eyes you heard Anon tiredly chuckle
  744. >"Sweet Christ above are you a dork."
  745. >Your smile widened just a hair when he kissed you on the cheek
  746. >"A cute dork but a dork nonetheless."
  747.  
  748.  
  749. ~.._..~
  750.  
  751. >The first thing that you noticed when you opened your eyes was that, like usual, you didn't have a headache after spending most of the night before slamming drinks back like Jordan slammed dunks
  752. >Fucking pony alcohol...
  753. >The second thing that you noticed was that there was a particular smell in the air
  754. >It was sugary, eggy, maybe with a hint of burnt
  755. >Someone was making, or at least trying to make, breakfast in your house
  756. >Like a train the events of last night hit you
  757. >Going to that horse bar with the intent of drinking until either the place was empty of booze or you died from alcohol poisoning
  758. >Saying hello to a qt3.14 little unicorn with the biggest, most beautiful ass that you had even seen
  759. >Talking to said unicorn for like half of the night
  760. >Carrying like adorable little horse home and fucking her brains out like the pimp you were
  761. >Letting your head flop down onto your pillow you take a deep breath
  762. >Yep
  763. >That's the smell of sex alright
  764. >You know that smell anywhere
  765. >And to top it all off you were naked and kind of sticky under these blankets
  766. >So it looked like you didn't just have some weird alcohol-induced dream...
  767. >Huh, neat
  768. >With a groan you throw off the covers (which were probably going to need to be cleaned later today) and shuffled out of your room and toward your kitchen
  769. >With each step the smell of food grows stronger and stronger
  770. >As does that burnt smell
  771. >Hopefully the little unicorn hadn't burned anything down
  772. >...Twilight
  773. >Twilight was her name...
  774. >Yeah, you remember it now...
  775. >The second that you reached the bottom of your stairs you could hear a someone humming a tune
  776. >"Nah nah nah nah, nah nah nah nah, Sex pancakes, sex pancakes, there's nothing better than sex after pancakes..."
  777. >You couldn't help but chuckle quietly to yourself as you walked into your kitchen
  778.  
  779. >There, leaning on your stove with utensils floating all around her, was Twilight herself
  780. >Beside the little mare on your counter were a stack of pancakes
  781. >All of them were misshapen, most of them were burnt, but even so you found yourself smiling hugely as Twilight, still humming, flipped a half finished pancake into the air
  782. >"Sex pancakes, sex pancakes, sugary and fluffy and sweet. Sex pancakes, sex pancakes, they always taste so neat!"
  783. >Your eyes gravitate toward Twilight's rump as she shakes it back and forth
  784. >Sweet Jesus look at that thing...
  785. >Unf...
  786. >Realizing that you had been standing in the doorway of your bathroom butt naked without saying anything to your guest you figured that you should probably say something
  787. "So are any of those sex pancakes for me? Because you're making them sound pretty rad."
  788. >Twilight yelped, launching herself into the air
  789. >The utensils all held up by her magic were flung around your kitchen, thankfully not breaking anything, as Twilight hit the floor with a meaty thud
  790. >You winced, and you were about to walk over there to help the little mare up, but she was already back on her hooves
  791. >"A-Anon?" she said, her face red with embarrassment as she spun around to face you. "What are you... why... how... you're naked..."
  792. >You look down at yourself
  793. "Looks like it huh?"
  794. >Her eyes drifted down to your junk and stayed there
  795. >...And stayed there
  796. >...And stayed there
  797. >This little hoers...
  798. >Still smiling you cleared your throat
  799. >Twilight's eyes snapped back toward your face, her blush deepening
  800. >"G-Good morning!" she said with a smile
  801. >Her smile twitched when she saw the mess that she had made
  802. >"S-Sorry," she said, looking down at the floor. "I j-just wanted to make you breakfast but I usually don't cook formyselfbutIstillwantedtotrybecauseIthoughtthatbreakfastinbedwouldberomanticand--"
  803.  
  804. >A certain warmth fills your chest as you make your way over toward the adorable little dork
  805. >"--IpromisethatI'llcleanthisupandleaveifI'mbotheringyouand--epp!"
  806. >Leaning down you picked Twilight up
  807. >She let out another yelp, looking up at you in embarrassment and confusion
  808. >Turning off your stove you looked down at the little horse now in your arms
  809. "Twilight, could you be a dear and grab those pancakes please?"
  810. >"O-Okay."
  811. >Nodding a little too fast Twilight's horn sparked to life, encasing the plate of pancakes in her magic and lifting them into the air
  812. >Without another word you make your way into your living room
  813. >Walking over to your lazyboy you sit down, setting Twilight in your lap
  814. >Reaching behind you you grabbed the blanket draped over your chair
  815. "So how are ya feeling?" you asked, opening up the blanket. "I remember that you had a lot to drink last night
  816. >Every single muscle on the little mare was tensed as she sat in your lap
  817. >That was until you wrapped your blanket around both her and yourself, pressing her back against your chest and wrapped your arms around your barrel
  818. >Twilight sighed, leaning back against you
  819. >You bit your lip as she wiggled her hips back and forth, those glorious cheeks of hers hotdogging your johnson
  820. >If she kept doing that you were going to wreck this little mare
  821. >And you'd do it too
  822. >"...My head hurts a little bit," she admitted. "But after what... what happened last night it's worth it."
  823. >The unicorn lifted her head up to look at you
  824. >"A-Anon? Is it alright if I ask you s-something?"
  825. "Ask me whatever you want, Twi," you answered without missing a beat
  826. >She smiled, rubbing herself against you
  827. >"W-Why did you pick me? T-There were a-a lot better l-looking mares in t-that club."
  828. >She looked back down
  829. >"N-Not many stallion's want a big butted dork like me..."
  830. >Frowning, you spun Twilight around in your lap
  831. >Grabbing her chin you forced her to look up at you
  832.  
  833. >Twilight tried to look down, her ears pinned against her head, but you didn't let her
  834. "But you know what? Whoever else I would have picked probably wouldn't have made my night as fun as you did. They probably wouldn't have made me laugh or anything like that; they would have acted macho, they would have fucked me--"
  835. >Leaning down you kissed Twilight on the nose
  836. "And they would have been gone by morning."
  837. >Smiling now you give Twilight's face a light squeeze
  838. "I think that the second I saw you I knew that you'd be different. That you were... special."
  839. >Twilight looks a hell of a lot happier as you kissed her nose again
  840. "And look at you! You got up and tried to make pancakes even though you're hungover."
  841. >You kissed her again
  842. "But most importantly when I woke up you were still here. You were here and you said good morning."
  843. >Sniffling, Twilight wrapped her hooves around your neck and hugged you
  844. >Nuzzling her neck you hugged her back
  845. >"S-So you're okay with my big butt?" she whispered
  846. >Big butt this, big butt that
  847. >This little pone needs to stop worrying over her assets
  848. >Her big, wonderful, mouthwatering assets
  849. "Can you keep a secret, Twi?"
  850. >Twilight nodded, still holding you closely
  851. "I might have seen that you were special when I walked over and talked with you, but it was this--"
  852. >The mare let out a quiet gasp as you reached down and gave her flank a squeeze
  853. >Your fingers sunk into the malleable flesh
  854. >Oh yes
  855. >You were fucking this dork's brains out when all of these feels were out of the way
  856. "--This was what got me over there in the first place."
  857. >Suddenly Twilight broke the hug, pulling away so she could look up at you with wide eyes
  858. >"R-Really?!" she asked, excited
  859. "Really-really," you told her
  860. >The joy on Twilight's face when she heard that made you want to kiss the little horse again
  861.  
  862. >So, without another thought, you did just that
  863. >This time though Twilight was ready, leaning up so that she could capture her lips with yours
  864. >Though you couldn't see if, there was a thoughtful look in her eyes as the two of you kissed
  865.  
  866.  
  867. >Be Celestia
  868. "Which to pick, which to pick..."
  869. >The Day Court had just concluded
  870. >You had sent your assistants away
  871. >And you were in your room getting ready to do what all super ancient mares did in the privacy of their own bedrooms
  872. >Masterbate
  873. >At that moment you were walking back and forth in front of your bed
  874. >On your bed where every one of your dildos and a gallon of lube stand in a row
  875. >And where did you get a whole gallon of lube you might be asking yourself?
  876. >None of your bucking business was the answer to THAT question
  877. >But anyway, there you were deciding what toy to use
  878. >A far more difficult decision than one might think
  879. >You had dozens of dildos of different sizes, colors, and shapes
  880. >Sitting before you were the cocks of every creature on this planet, from the simple pony to the mighty dragon!
  881. >Your collect had taken many, many years to collect, and you could say with the utmost certainty that you had used every single one on multiple occasions
  882. >...
  883. >...
  884. >...Holy horse apples were you lonely...
  885. >With a sigh you just snatched the first toy that caught your eye
  886. "It looks like the two of you have a date with destiny, Ol' Faithful," you mutter, wiggling the dragon dildo back and forth
  887. >...You wouldn't have all of these toys if you could just find yourself a stallion
  888. >If you found a colt that'd be willing to date you you'd have as much cock as you'd need
  889. >But therein lies the problem
  890. >It had been centuries since you had take a stallion to your bed
  891. >Or any male at all really
  892. >And it sure as buck wasn't for lack of trying
  893. >You had tried for YEARS to court somepony, and each time you did you had been rejected
  894.  
  895. >Not harshly or cruelly mind you, most stallions didn't want to spend a night in the dungeons, but you were rejected nonetheless
  896. >Had that bothered you?
  897. >Yeah, for a number of years, but you had gotten over it
  898. >You were a very busy mare after all and one needed to spend a lot of time with their stallion if they managed to snatch one up
  899. >But that all changed when you sister had returned
  900. >Luna had, almost instantly, become a hit with the male populace, rutting nearly any colt that she wished
  901. >Stallions liked a bad girl and what was badder than trying to cast the world in everlasting darkness?
  902. >And Luna, being the loving sister that she was, started to tease you about your lack of male attention
  903. >The blue jerk...
  904. >And that teasing only increased when she found out about your Hent--MANGA!
  905. >YOUR MANGA!
  906. >YOU DIDN"T HAVE NO DIRTY HENTAI UNDER YOUR MATTRESS!
  907. >NOPE!
  908. >THAT'D BE WEIRD!
  909. >...
  910. >So, in the face of this teasing, you had once again tried to play the field
  911. >Tried to find a stallion to warm your bed at night
  912. >But, just like before, you were shot down time and time and TIME again
  913. >You were like their mom, colts said
  914. >They had too much on their mind to start dating, others said
  915. >I'm looking for a mare that's a little mess...bookish, you had been told
  916. >I'm looking for a mare with a little less junk in their trunk, one brave stallion had said to your FACE
  917. >TO
  918. >YOUR
  919. >FACE!
  920. >If you didn't understand the stallions of yesteryear now they were completely alien to you
  921. >You didn't know what to say
  922. >You didn't know how to act around them
  923. >AND THERE WAS NOTHING WRONG WITH YOUR BUTT!
  924. >IT WAS A PERFECTLY HEALTHY BUTT!
  925. >YOU WERE A BIG MARE, IT ONLY MADE SENSE THAT YOU BUTT WAS A LITTLE BIGGER!
  926. >SO WHAT IF LUNA HAD A TINY FLANK THAT EXCITED THE STALLIONS SO?!
  927. >YOU HAD FEELINGS!
  928. >YOU WERE INTERESTING!
  929. >YOU'D HAVE A LOT TO BRING TO THE BUCKING TABLE IF SOMEPONY GAVE YOU A BUCKING CHANCE!
  930.  
  931. >WHYWOULDN'TTHEYGIVEYOUACHANCE?!
  932. >...Puff
  933. >Whatever...
  934. >Time to get off so you could forget about being forever alone for a little while...
  935. >Realizing that you were squeezing Ol' Faithful a little too hard with you magic you sighed again
  936. >Picking up one end of your mattress you pulled out one of your favorite Hen-Manga's
  937. "Well... time to--"
  938.  
  939. SWOOSH!
  940.  
  941. >You blinked as a letter materialized in front of you with a flash of green fire
  942. >A letter from Twilight?
  943. >Interesting...
  944. >It had been a while since she had sent you anything...
  945. "What do we have here?..."
  946. >Setting down Ol' Faithful and your gallon of lubricant you opened up the letter and began to read:
  947.  
  948.  
  949. Dear Princess Celestia,
  950. A few days ago I met a rather interesting stallion that has a very particular taste...

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