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>Another long day at the sweet shop you run.
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>But it's what you have to do to support your son and starving artist wife.
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>Honestly, you appreciate all the care and affection she gives Anon, but it would be nice to see her pick up her harp more often.
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>Maybe play some gigs at the local bars.
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>Would mean you don't have to work so long.
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>Could spend more time with your growing boy.
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>He towers over you at fifteen.
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>You sigh, accepting that this is your life, and that it's not so bad.
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>You enter your home and call out to your alien son.
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"Anon? Are you home sweetie?"
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>Some thumps come from the living room.
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>You open the door to the living room to find your son scrambling to put his pants on.
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>"M-mom?! I was... uh..."
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>Your gaze turns to see a giant green box behind your son.
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>On top of the box reads 'Enter Dick Win A Prize'.
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>He's standing there looking at you nervously.
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>"I-it was here when I got back from school..."
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>Your eyes shift to a hard glare.
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>"I know I know, I shouldn't just... but it's been here all day! It was taunting me! Nothing I did make it open up so I figured..."
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>Your hoof plants itself on your face.
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"Just go to your room son."
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>Anon walks out of the living room, green head hung in shame.
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>You trot over to the box.
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>It has a hole just smaller than your hoof.
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>Peering into the hole only reveals darkness within.
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>"Lyra, get out of the box."
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>The box shifts slightly.
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>"Th-there's no Lyra here! Just the mystery of the box and its 'forthcoming' prize!"
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>Your hoof punches into the hole and you pull out your minty green unicorn wife through it.
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>"Oh.. hey Bon Bon! Th-this isn't my shower, h-how did I get in here?"
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"Just start dinner, SWEETIE, if you would?"
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>She winces at the venom you put in your words.
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>"R-right! Dinner... on the way!"
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>This is your life...
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"And don't you dare serve Anon mint doughnuts and demand he lick the frosting off first!"
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>"AWW COME ON!"
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>"Thanks for the doughnuts mom, they tasted great like always."
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>Doughnuts?
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>Oh Celestia damnit.
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>You trot towards the kitchen.
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>Lyra is on the kitchen table swaying over to Anon.
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>"You really like them Nonny? Well I've got something I bet you'll lo-"
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"NOPE."
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>You bite your wife's tail and drag her out of the kitchen.
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>Her hooves fail to gain purchase on the wooden floor despite her best clawing attempts.
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>"Alright well I have to go on my camping trip with the crusaders moms, We're going to try and catch bighoof!"
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>Anon hoists his pack onto his back and walks over to you both.
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>"Love you moms..."
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>He leans down to kiss your cheek and you nuzzle him gently.
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>Lyra's eyes go wide, her hooves go up and she puckers her lips.
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"Anon, did you forget your flashlight?"
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>He stops and turn to look at you.
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>Your wife goes tumbling forward since her eyes were shut in her attempt to make out with your son.
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>"Nope, I made triple sure to pack it and a few extra batteries" he says with a proud smile.
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>He turns around and picks up Lyra.
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>He kisses the top of her dazed head.
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"Good boy" you say with a smug smile.
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>Anon laughs, "Believe me, Bloom would have my head if I forgot my flashlight. Okay, Bye moms!"
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>He shuts the door behind him as he goes off on his adventure.
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>Lyra shakes her head to collect herself.
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"Well... it seems like we have the night alone together..."
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>"Yeah... about that, remember how you said you wanted me to get gigs?"
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"I do."
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>"Well, I got one! Oh, and I need to be there soon!"
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>A large harp case floats over by the door.
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>"Don't wait up for me Bon Bon!"
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>You can see a brown furry hoof dangling out of the bottom of the shut case.
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"Lyra..."
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>She freezes under the weight of your tone.
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>"Y-yes?"
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"Where are you going to play at? Maybe I could come with you? Support my wife."
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>"N-noooo no! Y-you don't need to do that, I know you support me all the way from here."
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"There's a bighoof suit in the case isn't there?"
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>"There might be a folklore-ically accurate representation in the form of an outfit, but I assure you it's purely for educati-"
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"You're not going to hunt Anon in the woods wearing a bighoof costume Lyra."
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>"But he's a young stallion! Going with three young mares! In the woods! ALONE!"
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"... get the night vision goggles."
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>"YES!"
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"But you're only going to use the suit to scare them from getting too close."
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>"Noooooo!"
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>"Gotta check em!"
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"Lyra, we both know that he hasn't needed to take off his pants to check his temperature since he was a foal."
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>Your son moans as he awakens from his sleep.
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"Are you feeling alright gumball?"
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>"Yeah, do you need anything? Water? Tea? Blowjob? Soup?"
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>Anon shakes his head weakly.
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>"Mm cld mms" he responds in a gravely voice.
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>It breaks your heart to see him like this.
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>"Cold? Don't you worry my boy I've got just the thing for that!"
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>Lyra's crouched next to the bed, her tail is raised and flicking.
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>Honestly? Does she ever stop?
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"LYR-"
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>"A big warm blanket!"
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>A green blanket floats in from another room and coats your ill child.
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>You notice that her horn is glowing, was it like that this whole time?
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>His shivering settles down.
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>"There you go Anon, nice and warm right?"
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>Anon gives a sleepy nod, his eyes barely open.
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>"I love you Nonny, sleep well" she coos as she pecks his lips, once this time.
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"Wow, that was... very motherly of you honey."
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>"Come on Bon Bon, who do you take me for?" she huffs and trots out of the room.
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>You lean down to kiss your son's sweaty forehead.
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>In so doing you get a whiff of the blanket.
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>It smells like...
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>OH sweet Celestia! This is her "fun times" blanket.
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>Your hooves go over your son's ears.
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"LYRA? SERIOUSLY?!"
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>You knock the door of your most unique patient.
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>You can hear voices somewhere in the house.
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>"You saw him! He liked the smell!"
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>"He's feverish and out of his mind damn it!"
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"Uh Hello!? Its Doctor Quadsai! I'm here to check on Anonymous!" you shout as you knock.
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>The sounds settle down and you can hear some hushed shouting, "Just sit there! Honestly Lyra!"
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>The door opens and the cream colored mare stands before you, her mane is slightly messy, as is her wife Lyra who's pouting behind her..
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>"Doctor! Thank you so much for coming on short notice. Anon is up here..."
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>You've looked over the sleeping giant and verify that his vitals seem only a little taxed.
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"Well, I can understand your concerns, but it is my professional opinion that he-"
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>"He's suffering from hypermarelustia? And he needs treatments day and night?"
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"W-what? No! That's not even a thing... what I was going to say is he nee-"
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>"Needs is tender hot loving care, that only mommy's pus-OW!"
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>Bon Bon plants a swift hoof into Lyra's flank.
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>You clear your throat.
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"What I was going to say is that all he needs..."
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>You and Bon Bon glare at Lyra.
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"Is just some rest and plenty of fluids."
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>"To be extracted from him?"
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>Sweet Celestia, does she believe in the aged therapy of bleeding?
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>"LYRA!"
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>"What?! I meant like sem- er, snot and stuff..."
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"He should try to keep as many of the logical fluids in as possible" you respond, glaring at the minty unicorn.
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"For the most part he seems to be reacting like any colt his age would to a bad cold, so just treat him that way."
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>"We will, thank you good doctor."
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>"Yes well-"
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>"Alright Nonny, Nurse Lyra is coming up to give you your sponge bath you dirty colt!" Lyra says as she ascends the stairs, now donning a nurse's outfit.
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>"Thanksforeverythinghaveagooddaybye" Bon Bon babbles as the door slams in your face.
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>You can hear more yelling inside.
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>"Lyra! Put that loofa down!"
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>"Why would I use a loofa to clean 'that'?"
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>Yeah... you're charging them double.
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