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A nightmare night oneshot with Roseluck as the lucky mare of choice. All I know is she's very superstitious (Believes in ghosts, easily scared, etc)
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Possible shipping, Anon's been there a few months. Worked with Rose in her flower shop in the beginning, now works with Pinkie or Twilight or something. I usually say 'lucky mare of choice' because that's the mare the story focuses on aside from Anon.
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Bonus points, she does like him, but her superstitious nature pisses him off.
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>You’ve been in this crazy land of tiny, pastel coloured ponies for a few months now.
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>When you first stumbled out of what you now know is called the Everfree Forest, the first pony you saw screamed her head off and ran away shouting about a monster.
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>That was Rose. She’s very superstitious and easily scared, which makes tonight, Nightmare Night, a bad time for her.
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>Nightmare Night is a lot like Hallowe’en, except one of the leaders of the country eats you if you don’t give her an offering of candy.
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>Surprisingly dark all things considered.
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>Anyway, somehow landed a job working in a flower shop with Rose, not long after you got settled in to PonyVille.
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>You think it had something to do with her sister trying to stop her from jumping to conclusions so quickly, and show her you weren’t a monster.
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>That was hell.
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>Things got so bad you eventually quit, after having one too many flower pots smashed into your skull.
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>You guess you did walk quite quietly, but that was still no reason to cause grievous head trauma with pottery.
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>You landed a sweet job at the town bakery, working alongside this hyperactive, pink ball of sugar, known as Pinkie Pie.
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>She LOVED Nightmare Night.
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>Rose seemed to calm down after you’d quit, she even came by and apologised one day.
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>Too bad for her, the Cakes were off looking after their kids, and Pinkie and you were swamped behind the counter, so you didn’t hear it.
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>You’d seen her about town now and again, and she’d blush and look away, which you always put down to her feeling like a moron after how she’d acted.
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>Back to tonight.
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>You’ve seen Pinkie running about with a group of screaming fillies and colts.
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>That’s just like her.
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>Suddenly, a loud scream pierces the heavens themselves.
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>Oh god it’s the end of days.
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>Why didn’t you lead a more hedonistic life.
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>You didn’t even get to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
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>Now she was a sweet piece of flank.
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>”OH CELESTIA! GHOSTS! SOMEPONY HELP!”
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>Oh nevermind, it’s just Rose again.
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>Guess you can at least calm her down, and stop her ruining everyone else’s night.
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>Turning the corner you see her cowering behind some barrels.
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>You kneel down next to her.
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“Rose, what the fuck?”
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>”ANON? I SAW SOME GHOSTS!”
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“It was just some ponies in costumes.”
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>”THEY WERE REAL! I COULD SEE RIGHT THROUGH THEM!”
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“It’s Nightmare Night, it’s probably just some unicorn using a spell of some sort.”
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>This fucking mare, one of these days...
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>”ANON! You have to help me. Get me away from these... THINGS!”
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“Ghosts can’t hurt you. Poltergeists on the other hand, now you want to watch out for them.”
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>Heh
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“Too bad you can’t see them, so I guess you can’t really watch out for them.”
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>Now she’s clinging onto your arm, shaking like Rarity’s fun dungeon in the middle of estrus.
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>You’ve heard the stories about that place, from some stallions who were unlucky enough to get caught.
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>Fortunately, you didn’t turn up in this place until after estrus had passed.
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>Weren’t you doing something?
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>Oh right, trying to dislodge Rose from your arm.
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“Rose. Rose. Rose, can you let go of my arm? I need it for things.”
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>”Oh right, yeah. I guess.”
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>Her face is brighter than the sun itself.
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>What’s her deal anyway?
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>...
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>She doesn’t?
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>Does she?
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>Oh god she does, doesn’t she.
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>That explains a lot.
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>Well she doesn’t have a chance in hell
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>You aren’t going to be woken up at three in the morning to wails of terror emanating right next to your ear drums.
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>The only wailing is going to be from crazy mares in the throes of ecstasy.
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>Hey there’s an idea, gotta get laid on Nightmare Night.
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>Maybe you could fuck Princess Luna. That’d be one hell of a catch.
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>”Uh anon? You alright? You’ve been sitting there for a while now not moving.”
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>Why can’t you keep to one train of thought.
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>Wonder if they have train sets here.
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“Yeah listen, I have to go over there and do some things. See you later.”
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>”Oh, alright then.”
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>She sounds downtrodden.
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>What a shame.
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>Where’s Moonbutt.
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>”SILENCE, YOU UNGRATEFUL WHELP!”
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>Found her.
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>You walk up to her, with a pocket full of cool.
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“Hey Princess, how’s your night going?”
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>”Anonymous, the human. Hello.”
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>Ice cold, just how you like it.
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>”My night is going well.”
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“May I congratulate you one another wonderful night sky? I’ve always loved the night, much more peaceful than during the day.”
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>”Really? Someone appreciates my night?”
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“Well it’s hard not to, when you do such a good job.”
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>Is she?
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>Wow that was easy; she’s already going in for a kiss.
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>Guess a thousand years of solitude can make a mare desperate.
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>Well, better get this show on the road if you want to bang her.
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>Leaning forwards, your lips about to touch, when suddenly
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>”ZOMBIES!? SOMEPONY HELP ME!”
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>Are you fucking kidding me?
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>”What was that?”
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“Just ignore it Princess, it was nothing.”
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>”If one of my subjects requires assistance, I must render aid in any way I can.”
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>She flies off.
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>Fucking Rose.
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>Hope she doesn’t wake up tomorrow.
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