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Being Natural
By ZigZagWandererCreated: 2021-01-05 18:22:35
Updated: 2021-09-18 15:12:27
Expiry: Never
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>Day of this shit don’t usually happen in Equestria
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>”And that’s my situation, Anon.”
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>You sip your iced tea and pinch yourself real quick
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>You feel nothing
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>This is real life then
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>”Do you think you could give me some advice?”
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>Seriously, you aren’t sure how to react to this
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>Fluttershy just came over to your house today
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>And instead of doing something weird like trying to guess your fetish, or smell your feet and underwear, or collect hair from your shower drain; she’s asking for your help
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>Specifically on how to get someone to stop stalking her
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>You check to make sure your tea isn’t “irony” flavored
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>…
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>It isn’t – its regular iced tea – funny right?
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>Fluttershy meekly smiles at you and you rub your temples and sigh
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“What do you want me to do?”
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>”Well, you’re always able to rebuff my advances and still be my friend.”
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>That’s kind of true
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>Just as long as her shenanigans are limited to the morning
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>When you are grumpiest
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>”I don’t want to ruin my friendship with Tree Hugger, but I don’t want to be in a relationship with her either. What do you think I should do?”
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>You really wish she had asked Twilight for advice on something
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>Then again you’re pretty sure Twilight is a virgin
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>You set your tea down and sigh again
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“Alright, have you told her no yet?”
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>Fluttershy avoids your gaze, “Well –“
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“Alright stop. You totally haven’t have you?”
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>”I –“
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“Tell her no.”
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>”But what if she gets mad?”
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“If she stops hanging out with you just cause you don’t want to date her then she’s a bitch.”
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>Fluttershy sighs, “I don’t know.”
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>This fucking horse sometimes
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“Look Fluttershy, you’re just sending her mixed signals when you avoid the question like you’ve been doing.”
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>You start pushing her towards the door
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“Now I want you to go tell her that you aren’t interested in dating her, but that you’d love to still be friends.”
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>You push Shy out and she just stands there with her head hung low
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>Dammit
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“It should seriously be just as simple as I explained it.”
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>She turns to you and her knees start shaking, “Oh but what do I say? How do I say it? Should I do it the way we do it?”
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>The way we do it?
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>You think back to last week
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>”Is anal vore your fetish, Anon?”
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“No dammit! Get your ass away from me!”
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>Fluttershy flies towards your face ass first and you duck and hear her crash into some pots and pans in your kitchen
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>You quickly grab a frying pan from the floor as it skids towards you and you knock her ass out of the air when her ass charges at you again
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>Dragging her by her mane you throw her out and ignore her screams
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“If you ever try to shove my head up your ass again I’ll fucking kill you!”
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>You slam the door and scream to the heavens above
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>A timid squeak comes from behind the door
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>”Are we still going to have lunch together?”
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>You take a deep breath and punch the wall
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“Yes you daft cunt!”
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>”I’ll bring the drinks then.”
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>You angrily stomp up the stairs to get some gauze for your bleeding knuckles
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“No I don’t think you should do it the way we do it.”
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>Fluttershy swallows nervously and rubs her forearm
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“Just tell her no and that you still want to be friends. Trust me, Fluttershy.”
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>She nods and finally bites the bullet
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>”I’ll do what you said, Anon.”
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“It’ll be alright.”
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>Shy blows you a kiss and then heads down the trail towards town
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>Well that only took four hours
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>Stupid friendly shy pony
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>This Tree Hugger sounds like a really annoying pony too
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>Who the fuck names their kid Tree Hugger?
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>And you thought Fluttershy was a crappy name
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>Suddenly you hear a rustling from the tree next to you
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>Are there birds hopping in there?
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>Then you hear the leaves shake one more time before you see a green pony slide down the trunk like a drop of water from the foliage above
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>Her mane is a sort of redwood color and its tangled and curly like she’s from pony Jamaica
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>The mare hums and then pats the tree on the trunk
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>”Your assistance totally aided my cause a lot.”
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>Is she talking to the tree?
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>And not the person standing next to her whose property she’s trespassing on?
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>”As promised your efforts will be rewarded.”
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>The mare pulls a kite from out of her stained and ripped pink dress and tosses it into your tree
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>”Eat up you hungry soul. Feel the good vibes that come from a nice meal and let those roots grow and grow so that future generations can enjoy your fresh air righteous one.”
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>The kite doesn’t move from the foliage and you’re pretty sure it’s stuck
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>The dirty pony looks at you with a dazed smile and she takes a deep breath through her nose
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>”Groovy day isn’t it?”
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“Did you just throw a fucking kite in my tree?”
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>The mare closes her eyes and slowly shakes her head
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>”That tree does not belong to you.
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>”The soil and the sunlight are the only owners that tree has, and we are all just borrowing our air from its natural aura.
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>”It is a common mistake those not connected to nature make though.”
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>…
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>You fucking hate this pony
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“Get that kite out of my tree.”
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>”Do not worry green dude, the kite will return to the land through biodegradation as the elements have their way with it.”
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“Exactly, I don’t want it to look like shit on my property. Get rid of it.”
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>The mare sighs and you swear she was so fucking lazy she did it for a minute
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>”You have quite the defensive aura for one who is alone in this world, but I suppose that is to be expected.”
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“What did you –“
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>”However, I feel that we are on the fast track to become friends you and I.”
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>Yeah right
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>”You have already helped me in a very substantial way, even if you don’t know it.”
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“What?”
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>The pony goes over and wraps her arm around the trunk of the tree she was just in
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>The tree that STILL has a fucking kite stuck in it
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>”Not to diminish the role that this precious disciple of Mother Nature played of course; you both helped immensely.”
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>You’re going to cut that tree down later just to spite her
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>Wait a second here
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“Tree Hugger?”
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>She smiles at you and the sun’s rays illuminate her frame
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>Stupid nature
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>”That is the name the world chose for me, and it is good.”
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>Can’t she just say yes?
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“Fluttershy doesn’t want to date you.”
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>She rubbed her chin, “It would appear that way. It’s a real bummer cause I think we’d really be in sync with each other you know?”
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“No, just leave her alone. You can keep being her friend if you want, but don’t bother her with any dating talk anymore. If she wanted you she’d let you know.”
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>You shiver
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“Trust me on that.”
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>The mentally retarded pony stumbles towards you and places her hoof over your heart
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>You give her a dirty look but her eyes are closed and she’s mumbling something
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>And…
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>Oh fuck she smells awful
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>Like salty musk, caked in dirt and shit, inside a sour sweaty armpit
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>You have to tell her she…
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>Hold on a second here
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>You look and see a little black dot run by her eye
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>Holding your nose you take a closer look and see lots of little black dots running through her coat
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“Are those fleas?”
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>She doesn’t even open her eyes
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>Holy shit Fluttershy told you that a pony would have to not shower for like a month to get fleas
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>Does this mare seriously think that anyone would want to fuck her?
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>Let alone a former model like Fluttershy?
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>”I understand it all now.”
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>Yeah, so do you
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>”By examining your aura through meditation I have discovered the lock that is keeping your key away from, Fluttershy.”
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>Nobody wants to fuck someone who smells like shit
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>”And in discovering this route past your insecurity we can both achieve the nirvana in our viaduct dreams.”
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>Or someone who can’t keep a conversation going without being an annoying twat
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>”The reason your heart is locked away is because you have yet to experience a love strong enough to break through the thick armor of rejection that hides your feelings and bars you from intimacy.”
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>Or someone who is so self-absorbed that they assume their way is right even when it isn’t
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>You look up and see that the kite is still stuck in your tree
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>”Because of this armor you have yet to discover an emotional maturity where you feel comfortable fooling around with the opposite sex. I think this is also why you continually rebuff Fluttershy’s advances.”
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>Wait a second
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>Has this pony been talking about you this whole time?
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>”Being lusted after by a female, especially one who is a different species, must be a very confusing and frustrating feeling for you.”
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>Did she just…
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>”The best method to get you past this emotional barrier, and to get what I desire as well, would probably be the combined efforts of two hearts.”
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>Two hearts?
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>Is she…
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>”I think that mellow grin you’re wearing is a confirmation of my speculations, righteous.”
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>Threesome?
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>The mare slides up the trunk of the tree and goes into the foliage again
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>”I will arrange this get together then and see you later on my wavelength green one.”
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>Oh god no
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>You can feel your pants tightening and your balls ache at the thought of being double teamed
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>Two tongues stroking your –
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>No!
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>Not with Fluttershy
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>You can’t send off those mixed signals after all you just told her
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>Even if she totally just found your…
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>You swallow nervously
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>Even if that’s your fetish
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>You look up in the tree and see no sign of the crazy hippie pony
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>She also didn’t take the kite out of your tree
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>But you’ll complain about that later
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>You head towards town
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>You have to find Fluttershy before that weirdo does first
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>On a different wavelength you are Tree Hugger
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>The green biped was a bit uptight – kind of a stiff – but Fluttershy totally digs him though
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>You think with the combined efforts of you and Fluttershy you can bring him to embrace the natural feelings he’s been pushing away for so long
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>There’s a feeling in your chest that tells you Fluttershy is probably looking for you in town
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>And that the biped is probably going to try and convince Fluttershy that you are a square
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>But you wanted to take the long way back to town and push away the uptight feelings
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>There’s no rush for this
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>You smell the wonderful fresh air and feel the vibrations of the wind as it shakes the trees and stirs the land
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>Your heart dances at the thought of Fluttershy walking with you on this sunny world
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>Her meek smile, soft bright blue eyes, swirly pink hair like a fruity yogurt
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>She totally makes you feel like being natural
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>But she’s a little uptight too
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>However, now that you’ve found her wild side you can help her be free
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>You shake your lovely dreads and stroll through the rows of trees towards town
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>Well, you think this is the right way anyway
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>Nothing to get down about
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>You’ve got good vibes about all this
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>You are Anon
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>And after running through town for like an hour you finally found Fluttershy at Carousel Boutique
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>You have no fucking idea why she’d be there
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>But you drag her out and put your hands on your hips as she looks down
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“Why were you there and not looking for, Tree Hugger?”
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>She tapped her hooves, “Well I thought I should look my best when I delivered the bad news.”
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>Fucking hell
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“No! That’s sending mixed signals again, Fluttershy.”
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>”Oh, but I didn’t want her to think that I wasn’t taking this seriously.”
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“But you aren’t taking it seriously; you’re trying to show her that you want to be comfortable, but not intimate, with her.”
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>She sniffled, “I’m sorry.”
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“Don’t apologize. In fact I need your help.”
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>”Really, is something wrong?”
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“Well…”
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>How are you going to explain this?
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>Your friend found out my fetish and wants all three of us to have sex
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>God that bed would be cramped
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>Two girls in both arms while theirs are reaching –
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>No!
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>Think of something else dammit
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>You look at Fluttershy who is eyeing you curiously
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>Are you just standing there looking like a dipshit?
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>”Are you alright, Anon?”
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>You can feel sweat running down your brow
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>Suddenly your back starts itching like crazy
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>You can already see both of them on their backs as you head –
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>You have to get out of here!
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“I have to go talk to, Twilight.”
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>Fluttershy says something but you ignore it and speed walk away with your head in your shoulders and your boner in the waistband of your pants
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>You have to make sure you get this right with Fluttershy
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>She can’t know your fetish
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>And she can’t know about Tree Hugger’s plans
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>But she has to make it clear that she isn’t interested in Tree Hugger
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>She can’t see her though cause then Tree Hugger will tell Shy her plan
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>This is absolutely fucked
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>How are you going to get out of this one?
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>Fluttershy has to make it clear that she isn’t interested without seeing her
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>How would one go about doing that?
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>Well if it was someone as shy and anxious as Fluttershy she’d probably write them or –
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>Holy shit that’s it
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>Fluttershy will write Tree Hugger a letter explaining why they can’t be together
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>And then you can convince Fluttershy to move somewhere far away for a while just to make sure they have no accidental meetings
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>That should be easy enough
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>You’ll just tell her long distance relationships are your fetish or something
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>Alright now you just have…
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>Why did you walk away when that crazy hippie pony is on the loose?!
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>You turn around and indeed see that Fluttershy isn’t where she was
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“Fluttershy!”
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>You run over there and see no trace of her
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“Fluttershy?”
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>On the wall by where she was you see a piece of paper hanging
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>You don’t think that was there before
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>Upon further inspection you see that it’s a note
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Anon, please meet me at your house so we can talk about what to do with Tree Hugger. – Fluttershy
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>Well you’re fucked
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>She definitely knows your fetish now
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>That hippie pony won
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>Might as well get this over with
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>You sulk all the way home
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>Thinking about how relentless Fluttershy will probably be now that she knows your fetish
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>She’ll never stop thinking of sex for a second now
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>And that nasty hippie is probably in your house now
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>Getting flea eggs in your carpet and stinking up your home with her gross natural musk
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>Those two are probably both on your bed
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>Getting themselves ready for you
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>Probably kissing each other and just dying for a good f –
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>Not right now please!
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>You’re trying to be sad here
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>You approach your doorstep and sigh as you see some muddy hoof prints on your porch
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>That hippie probably tracked mud inside too
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>And sure enough that kite is still stuck
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>The tree starts rustling – despite the lack of a breeze – and you watch as the kite gets pulled into the foliage and sticks and string from the kite fall to the ground
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>You swear you hear a burp as well
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>Well then…
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>Maybe you shouldn’t fuck with that tree after all
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>You snap out of it and open the door
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>Sure enough you follow the muddy hoof prints to your bedroom door
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>You put your ear up to the door and try to guess as to what they’re doing in there
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>They’re probably muzzle deep in each other’s p –
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>Damn this fetish!
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>Moaning and sweating while they think of your eventua –
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>That nasty hippie is bringing fleas in your house and all you can think about is how she’s probably real eager to guide your member into Fluttershy’s –
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>That’s it!
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>It’s way too hard to go down now
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>You open the door and find them on the bed waiting for you
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>Fluttershy sees you and smiles coyly
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>”I hope you don’t mind if we all sleep together for a little while.”
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>She looks to Tree Hugger, “Was that good? Did I say it right?”
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>Treehugger puts a hoof on Shy’s mouth and gives you a smug smile
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>”Come frolic with us, Anon. Only with your help can our auras mix together in the best way.”
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>She pats the spot in between them and you feel your boner twitch at the thought of them taking you
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>This is everything you want
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>You have to take it
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>Who cares if it’s with two ponies you don’t really think of in that way
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>Fluttershy looks at you eagerly; her eyes half-lidded in a false seductress look that makes you look her up and down
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>The longer you stare at her the quicker her sultry look fades
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>You quickly steal a glance at Tree Hugger
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>The hippie pony is looking solely at Fluttershy now – a pony who is currently entranced with you – but she could care less
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>Plastered on her face is a goofy grin and focused intent eyes that refuse to look elsewhere
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>You can see her desire; the way she looks at her like she wants to be closer to her than anyone else at that moment
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>And then you look at Fluttershy and you see the same look in her
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>At you
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>Those soft blue eyes that look up at you and that small smile that has nothing but praise for you
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>That face that you turn down every day
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>Just so you can be sure that that smile is real
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>You can’t do this
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>As you approach the bed Tree Hugger licks her lips and lunges at Fluttershy’s neck
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>But before she can assault it with kisses she yelps as you grab hold of her mane
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>Her nasty tangled greasy mane
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>Oh god you can feel the fleas climbing up your arm
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>You quickly pull her out the bed and drag her out of your room
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>”Anon what are you doing?!” Fluttershy screams.
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>Tree Hugger’s screams echo off the walls as you drag her down the stairs and hear her thumping down each step
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>You bring her into the kitchen and open the door to your freezer and throw her in
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>”Why are you denying your –“
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>You slam the door
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>And they told you a walk in freezer was a dumb thing to have in your house
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>You showed them wrong
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>Fluttershy enters the kitchen and glares at you
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>”What did you do that for?”
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“What specifically?”
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>”You hurt Tree Hugger…”
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>She trembles and squints to fight back some tears
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>”And me.”
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>You sigh
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“Remember what I said earlier about being honest and not sending mixed signals?”
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>She meekly nodded
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“I should’ve followed my own advice. Back at Carousel Boutique I wanted to tell you that Tree Hugger found out my fetish and wanted to use me to get to you, but I hesitated cause I didn’t want you to know that she’d found out.
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“I figured I’d never get any rest if you knew.”
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>You take her hoof in your hand and stare into those eyes; tears streaming down them as she frowns
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“Look, I’m sorry Fluttershy, but even with you knowing my fetish, there’s just no way that we’re ever going to be together.”
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>Her jaw drops and she starts shivering
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>Then she falls down on her rump and hangs her head
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>”I thought once I knew… when she came to me and said she’d found it I…”
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>You pat the seat next to you on the floor and she looks down before limping over
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>She snuggles up to your side and you drape your arm over her
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“I want to be friends still, I really do, but you knowing my fetish is really going to make that hard.”
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>Fluttershy doesn’t say anything
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“I like you for you, I always will, just not in that way.”
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>The Shy pony gets up and sulks out of your kitchen
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>You hear the front door open and close and you’re left to sit there and ponder all that has happened
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>”Let me out of here!”
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>You hear Tree Hugger pounding on the freezer door
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“Not until all those fleas are dead! There’s running water and some soap in there too that I want you to use!”
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>Your cleaning supplies from when Fluttershy rubbed all of your food on her vagina
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>Although you doubt that hippie pony even knows how to bathe
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>Fluttershy exhales, “So that’s my situation. Does anypony want to help?”
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>The five girls avoid Fluttershy’s gaze as they search the room, except for Pinkie who is playing with a paddleball
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>”Um, Pinkie Pie?”
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>”So let me get this straight,” says Pinkie as she pulls out her bubble pipe. “You want to have fun with just the three of us? Me, you, and Nonny?”
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>Fluttershy nods and Pinkie smiles.
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>”Of course I’ll help you then, Fluttershy.”
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>”Really? Oh that would be wonderful.”
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>Pinkie gasps, “But wait. Why stop at just three when you could have four, or five, or even six?!”
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>”Pinkie –“
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>”It could even be a party! Oh my gosh Fluttershy you have to let me turn this into a party.”
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>”I don’t –“
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>”I have to go get streamers and party poppers,” she says as she runs out the door. “Don’t start without me!”
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>Fluttershy sighs and looks at the other girls with puppy dog eyes.
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>”Darling while the idea of a threesome does sound rather adventurous I’m afraid I’m going to have to turn it down. And I also don’t want to be anywhere near those disgusting fleas.”
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>”Yeah me too sugar cube. Ah don’t think I’d feel comfortable bein’ with you and Anon when it’s a relationship you want.”
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>”Anon is cool and all but I don’t really want to, like, let him rut me or anything. No offense, Fluttershy.”
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346.
>Fluttershy looks to Twilight expectantly.
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347.
>”How about you, Twilight? Are you sure you wouldn’t want to do it for research purposes or something?”
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348.
>”I’m going to have to decline as well, Fluttershy.”
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349.
>”Are you sure you don’t want to think about it? It would be a new experience for you.”
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350.
>”I’ve had sex.” Twilight blurts out.
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351.
>Fluttershy puts a hoof on Twilight’s shoulder, “I was talking about the threesome. I didn’t mean to imply that you were a v –“
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352.
>”I know that,” she interrupts with a blush. “I don’t want fleas in my mane, that’s all.”
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353.
“I don’t see why I had to be here for this.”
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354.
>The others all start finding excuses to leave as you, Fluttershy, and Twilight hang back in the throne room of her castle
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355.
“Are you done now, Fluttershy?”
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356.
>”Um…”
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357.
>She blushes and begins chewing on her hooves as she desperately searches for a way for this to work
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358.
>Suddenly Spike walks in with a stack of books
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359.
>”Spike do you want –“
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360.
>You, Spike, and Twilight all scream “No” in unison
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361.
>Fluttershy gives a quiet apology and you get up to leave
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362.
“Well I’m going home, Fluttershy.”
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363.
>You have to hurry and get your mail before Derpy makes her second round and forgets that it isn’t outgoing and takes your bills away again
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364.
>”Are we still on for supper, Anon?”
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365.
“Yeah sure.”
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366.
>…
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“But don’t bring anyone.”
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368.
>You hear her sigh and you roll your eyes
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369.
>You arrive at home and grab the mail
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370.
>Before you go inside you open a trunk on your porch and pull out a brand new kite
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371.
>And you throw it into the foliage of the tree next to you and head inside as you hear the leaves rustle
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372.
>If you don’t feed that tree once a week it’ll just start tapping your window relentlessly with its branches
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373.
>In your bedroom you start going through your mail
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374.
>You scratch the flea bites on your leg as you sort through the junk and the bills
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375.
>Equestrian fleas are something else
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376.
>You’ve cleaned this carpet at least twenty times in this last month and you still have fleas
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377.
>This whole carpet will probably have to be ripped away
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378.
>Something in the mail catches your eye; specifically a green envelope
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379.
>You open it and find what looks like a packet inside; the pages held together with string through a hole punch
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380.
>It says it’s from Tree Hugger
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381.
>Think of the devil you suppose
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382.
>The first page is a letter telling you about how she was approached by a stallion at her commune after you forced her to bathe herself
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383.
>She goes on to say she’s in a relationship now and she knew that the “good vibes” from your actions would help her out in the long run
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384.
>And the rest of it just looks like free verse new age poetry and random sketches of nature, fertility and female anatomy
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385.
>Well you know what to do with this
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386.
>You toss it in the waste basket and throw a lit match in so nobody will be exposed to the imagination of that weirdo
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387.
>The smoke starts to fill the room and you get up to open a window
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388.
>But wait…
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389.
>This smoke seems familiar
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390.
>Like it’s really thick and woodsy
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391.
>Kind of smells like the halls of your college dorm
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392.
>And shit all this standing is wearing you out
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393.
>You go lie on the bed and stare at your ceiling
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394.
>That spackle looks like some dude getting a blowie from an octopus
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395.
>Fuck now you can’t stop laughing
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396.
>For some reason you’re starving
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397.
>You wonder if you have any chips
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398.
>Man you gotta hear some tunes right now
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399.
>Totally have to go looking for records…
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400.
>Maybe later
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401.
>Is that paper still burning?
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402.
>The smoke is starting to hang around the top of the ceiling
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403.
>It’s like fog or something
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404.
>Pretty cool
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405.
>You hear someone open your door
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406.
>Shit man who the fuck is that?
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407.
>”Anon are you ready?”
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408.
>That voice is Fluttershy’s
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409.
>Alright that’s cool
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410.
>God you’re thirsty
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411.
>Like some kinda desert oasis in your mouth
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412.
>Wait oasis is like water
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413.
>Shit now you’re laughing again
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414.
>Fluttershy opens the door and gasps for some reason
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415.
>”Anon what happened? Did you do this?”
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416.
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?”
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417.
>Fluttershy grabs your wastebasket and runs off with it
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418.
>Guess you’ll have to get another…
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419.
>Maybe later
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420.
>She comes back and opens up a window
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421.
>Fuck that breeze is cool today
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422.
>”Anon why did you burn that paper Tree Hugger sent you?”
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423.
>Fluttershy is all sad and stuff
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424.
“Just relax and let’s get something to eat.”
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425.
>”Anon?”
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426.
“I don’t know if I have any snacks, but I’ll definitely go get some later.”
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427.
>Fluttershy closes the door and locks it
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428.
>Then she gets in your face
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429.
>God those eyes are adorable
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430.
>Even when they’re all sad and shit
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431.
>”Anon that was hemp paper. You may be feeling strange right now, but I’m going to help you get through this.”
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432.
“I’m starving.”
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433.
>”I know sweetie.”
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434.
>She hugs you and pets your back
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435.
>”It’s going to be alright.”
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436.
>It is?
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437.
>…
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438.
>Awesome
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439.
>You pull her close to you and run your fingers through her soft yogurt mane
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440.
“I’m glad you’re my friend, Fluttershy.”
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441.
>She kisses you on the cheek and you feel your smile fade away
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442.
>Why would she do that?
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443.
>Fluttershy’s demeanor goes blank and she hides behind her mane
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444.
>”I’m sorry I did that, Anon. I just –“
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445.
>You burst out laughing for some reason and Fluttershy looks at you with confusion
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446.
>Then she slowly starts to blush and giggle softly with you
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447.
>”I’m glad we’re friends too, Anon.”
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448.
>You spend the rest of the day hanging out with, Fluttershy
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449.
>But you sure wish you had some damn snacks right now
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