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[Cheerilee][FR, Clop] The Numbers Game, Part Apple (First)

By kqaii
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-01-31 02:58:54
Expiry: Never
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    [copied from https://pastebin.com/5J2LMeyn ]
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    [original author Etiquette ]
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    "[Cheerilee][FR, Clop] The Numbers Game, Part Apple (First)"
  4. 4.
    Flutterrape !
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  6. 6.
     
  7. 7.
    >Be in the market with Twilight and Rainbro.
  8. 8.
    >Visiting Applejack's stall because it's lunchtime.
  9. 9.
    >Pick out an apple pie, an apple crumble, and some apple juice.
  10. 10.
    >You're pretty damn hungry.
  11. 11.
    >"That'll be sunflower bits, sugarcube."
  12. 12.
    >You grin and reach into your bit sack and produce a coin with a sunflower etched into it.
  13. 13.
    It's so cute how you p0nies call it a sunflower bit.
  14. 14.
    >Twilight raises an eyebrow and turns to you. "What do you mean, Anon?"
  15. 15.
    Well, I mean you call it a sunflower bit instead of a number.
  16. 16.
    Like back on Earth, Canadians call dollar coins Looneys because of the loon on it.
  17. 17.
    >You give a big smile and start chowing down on your crumble.
  18. 18.
    >"What are yah talking about, Anon?" AJ says looking confused. "Sunflower IS ah number. It comes right after apples."
  19. 19.
    >Mt. Apple Crumble has just erupted from your mouth.
  20. 20.
    >Warn all the innocent villagers of Shirtopia.
  21. 21.
    Wait... What?
  22. 22.
     
  23. 23.
    >Dash can't stifle her laughter anymore. "Bbbbfffaaahahaha. Anon doesn't even know how to count?!"
  24. 24.
    >She's on her back rolling around in the air.
  25. 25.
    >Fucking wings...
  26. 26.
    Of course I can. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7... How high do you want me to go?
  27. 27.
    >Rainbow is in tears now.
  28. 28.
    >Applejack has a pitying look on her face. "Well, ya got sommuvit right. It's apple, 2, ball, apples, sunflower... an' so on."
  29. 29.
    >Your jaw starts its mining operation again. We know there are diamonds down there somewhere!
  30. 30.
    You must be joking...
  31. 31.
    >Oh wait... It's Applejack...
  32. 32.
    Then how do you know if someone's talking about apples as in the food or apples as in the number?
  33. 33.
    >"Well duh..." AJ grins proudly.
  34. 34.
    >You wait for her to actually answer your question.
  35. 35.
    >She sees that you're still waiting and huffs.
  36. 36.
    >She answers like it's the most obvious thing in the multiverse.
  37. 37.
    >"Yah cain't apples the apple apples or you'd have waaaaay too many apples."
  38. 38.
    >Durriken, where the fuck did you come from?
  39. 39.
    >You look to Twilight and Rainbow who just nod in agreement.
  40. 40.
    >This fucking place...
  41. 41.
     
  42. 42.
    >Twilight pipes up. "Anon, if you can't even count, then you're going to have a difficult time around P0nyville."
  43. 43.
    >Rainbro adds, "Yeah, there's no way I'm hanging out with somep0ny with less than a filly's education. So uncool."
  44. 44.
    >Real fucking bro, bro.
  45. 45.
    It's not my fault Equestria has a dumb number system. I can read, write, and speak just fine. I think I can survive.
  46. 46.
    >"No, no, no. Education is a very important part of a filly's life. It builds character, makes her more independent..."
  47. 47.
    >Oh no. You've gotten Twilight started on one of her speeches now.
  48. 48.
    >You start to lose interest and your mind wanders.
  49. 49.
    >Oh man, this pie is heavy.
  50. 50.
    >Why haven't you eaten it yet?
  51. 51.
    >And how were you even carrying an apple crumble, an apple pie, and apple juice?
  52. 52.
    >Whatever.
  53. 53.
    >This pie looks fucking delicious.
  54. 54.
    >You take a whiff. Oh god, you want it inside you.
  55. 55.
    >You lean down to start your pie make-out session.
  56. 56.
    >"-and then that baby dragon basically becomes her slave and does all her chores. And that's why school is so important."
  57. 57.
    >Twilight looks over to you to see you mid-way through eating out your pie-pussy.
  58. 58.
    >"Anon, were you even listening?!" Twilight huffs.
  59. 59.
    >Dash and AJ, who had been nodding off from the monologue, snap to attention.
  60. 60.
    >You freeze. Bits of pie tumble from your nose back into the dish.
  61. 61.
    >You really love apple pie.
  62. 62.
    Uhh... Yeah. I mean, yes! Of course.
  63. 63.
    >Twilight eyes you warily and then smiles. "In that case, I'll go sign you up for Cheerilee's class."
  64. 64.
    >Wait...
  65. 65.
    >What?
  66. 66.
     
  67. 67.
    >Next day
  68. 68.
    >Guess what?
  69. 69.
    >You're sitting in Ms. Cheerilee's classroom.
  70. 70.
    >And your ass hurts because these desks are too small.
  71. 71.
    >It's like an adult trying to fit into those plastic red and yellow kids cars.
  72. 72.
    >You know the ones. The foot-powered ones.
  73. 73.
    >The ones where the person looks like a complete fucking idiot and can barely get one leg inside.
  74. 74.
    >That's what you look like right now.
  75. 75.
    >And what's worse is that all the students have surrounded you and started talking about you like you don't understand English.
  76. 76.
    >"What's a big old monkey doing in our classroom?" asks Snips.
  77. 77.
    >"Daaah... Maybe somep0ny brought it in for show and tell," answers Snails.
  78. 78.
    >"Mah big sister sahd his name was Ahnon," Applebloom says proudly.
  79. 79.
    >"Well I think he's An-oying." Everyp0ny laughs. "And he's also fat."
  80. 80.
    >Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara do some fucking hoofshake.
  81. 81.
    >"Bump bump, sugar lump."
  82. 82.
    >Fucking bitch.
  83. 83.
    >Finally Cheerilee strolls into the room.
  84. 84.
    >She sure took her damn time.
  85. 85.
    >The fillies and colts scramble to their seats.
  86. 86.
    >She walks over to her desk and straightens a few papers.
  87. 87.
    >"Class, as I'm sure you've all noticed, we have a new student today."
  88. 88.
    >"Mr. Anonymous will be joining our class for a while because Earth's number system is different from ours."
  89. 89.
    >The classroom erupts in laughter.
  90. 90.
    >"He can't even count?!" It's Diamond Tiara again.
  91. 91.
    >You're gonna have to find that bitch once school lets out.
  92. 92.
     
  93. 93.
    >Cheerilee motions for you to come up in front of the class. "Would you care to introduce yourself, Mr. Anon?"
  94. 94.
    >You sigh and attempt to wiggle your way out of your seat but you're stuck.
  95. 95.
    Uhh... You know what? I'd rather you just pretend I'm not here...
  96. 96.
    >"Oh nonsense, my little po- human. Please come up and say a little something about yourself."
  97. 97.
    I uhh... really can't. I'm... umm... [mumble mumble]
  98. 98.
    >"What was that Anon?"
  99. 99.
    I'm... uhh... stuck...
  100. 100.
    >The whole class laughs again and nearly chokes on your pasta dinner.
  101. 101.
    >"Oh, let me see if I can help." Cheerilee walks over to your desk and starts pulling on your arms.
  102. 102.
    >You aren't budging.
  103. 103.
    >"Hmm... maybe if I..." She trots behind you and pushes on your butt.
  104. 104.
    >Did she just grab at it? No, no, she's just helping out...
  105. 105.
    >You squeak out most of the way, but now you're too far forward.
  106. 106.
    >She gets back in front of your desk and pushes you sideways with one hoof on your chest and the other on your... crotch?
  107. 107.
    >She must just be ignorant of human anatomy, she needed to grab there for leverage... right?
  108. 108.
    >You slide out of your desk with a cartoon POP and land on the floor.
  109. 109.
    >Cheerilee smiles. "Now, how about that introduction?"
  110. 110.
    >You make your way to the front of the class.
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    Umm... hi... I'm Anonymous. I'm a human from Earth and I don't really know how your counting system works, so that's why I'm here.
  112. 112.
    That's pretty much it.
  113. 113.
    >You look to Cheerilee and shrug. "That was wonderful, Anon! You may take your seat now."
  114. 114.
    >Great, so you went through all that trouble to tell everyp0ny what they already knew.
  115. 115.
    >Sounds like this is going to be a great day...
  116. 116.
     
  117. 117.
    >Most of the day is absolutely boring.
  118. 118.
    >For some reason, you have to sit through every subject.
  119. 119.
    >Why in the Celestia-shipping solar system would Twilight sign you up for the entire class day?
  120. 120.
    >You'll have to have a talk with her once this day is over.
  121. 121.
    >English is a breeze. After all, you were in college back on Earth.
  122. 122.
    >Geography isn't that bad, since you watched the show so much.
  123. 123.
    >Social sciences was a little weird. There were subtle nuances that you had to wrap your head around.
  124. 124.
    >Like using everyp0ny instead of everybody.
  125. 125.
    >And all those horse puns.
  126. 126.
    >Dear Celestia, those awful puns.
  127. 127.
    >Finally it's time for math class.
  128. 128.
    >This is way harder than you'd imagined it would be.
  129. 129.
    >It's like learning a new language.
  130. 130.
    >"Mr. Anon, can you tell me what canary minus pastry is?"
  131. 131.
    Uhh... Tree?
  132. 132.
     
  133. 133.
    >Cheerilee frowns. "Not quite. What about you, Snails?"
  134. 134.
    >"Daaah... It's seven, right?"
  135. 135.
    >At least this kid's just as dumb as me when it comes to this stuff, you think to yourself.
  136. 136.
    >"Very good, Snails."
  137. 137.
    >Snails grins idiotically.
  138. 138.
    >What the fuck? They have the number seven here?
  139. 139.
    >You frantically check your book.
  140. 140.
    >Yup, there it is. Right there. Seven. Right where nineteen would be in any sane universe.
  141. 141.
    >Your butthurt is palpable.
  142. 142.
    >"Maybe we should take a break. Alright, my little p0nies. It's nap time."
  143. 143.
    >Nap time? Score.
  144. 144.
    >You aren't feeling tired, but at least it'll get all these little shits out of your hair.
  145. 145.
    >Everyp0ny goes to sleep and it's just you and Cheerilee.
  146. 146.
    >"You aren't going to take a nap, Anon?"
  147. 147.
    Nah, I'm not really tired. I am getting pretty thirsty though.
  148. 148.
    >"In that case, let me get you something from the teacher's lounge." She trots out of the classroom and returns with a cup of juice.
  149. 149.
    >You down it. It tastes kind of... bitter?
  150. 150.
    >Suddenly your eyelids get heavy and you start to feel lightheaded.
  151. 151.
    What did you-
  152. 152.
    >Cheerilee smirks at you. "Nap time is for everyp0ny, Mr. Anonymous."
  153. 153.
    >And just like that, you're out like a light.
  154. 154.
     
  155. 155.
    >You wake up to Cheerilee chiming a bell in her mouth.
  156. 156.
    >You yawn and stretch.
  157. 157.
    >When your eyes meet Cheerilee's, you suddenly remember why you had fallen asleep.
  158. 158.
    >You panic.
  159. 159.
    >What the hell was that all about? Did she drug your drink?
  160. 160.
    >You look down and try to make sure that everything is where is should be.
  161. 161.
    >You give your jimmies a once-over.
  162. 162.
    >They're still unrustled.
  163. 163.
    >Just what did Cheerilee do?
  164. 164.
    >You look to her confused and she simply smiles.
  165. 165.
    >"Did you enjoy your nap, Anon? Because I sure did."
  166. 166.
    >You get a chill down your spine that could make the Arctic shiver.
  167. 167.
    What the fuck did you do to me?!
  168. 168.
    >"Anonymous! Such language!" Cheerilee tuts.
  169. 169.
    >"I'm going to have to ask you to stay after class." She gives you that same smirk again.
  170. 170.
    >For the rest of the day, your concentration is shot.
  171. 171.
    >Your mind keeps racing, trying to figure out what Cheerilee might have done with your passed-out body.
  172. 172.
     
  173. 173.
    >After what seems like an eternity, class is finally dismissed.
  174. 174.
    >You stay seated while Cheerilee holds the classroom door open for her students as they file out.
  175. 175.
    >As the last few leave, you get up and walk over to the teacher mare.
  176. 176.
    >She closes and locks the door behind the last filly.
  177. 177.
    Look, you're going to tell me exactly what you did to-
  178. 178.
    >In a flash, she spins around and is up on her hind hooves.
  179. 179.
    >She cuts your sentence off by pressing her muzzle to your mouth.
  180. 180.
    >She bites softly at your bottom lip.
  181. 181.
    >Shocked, you stumble backwards and fall onto the floor.
  182. 182.
    >She takes this opportunity to position herself so that she's standing over you.
  183. 183.
    Cheerilee, what the hell are you doing?
  184. 184.
    >"Anon, do you see this cutie mark?" She motions to her flank.
  185. 185.
    >"This is a symbol of how much I love to see my students smiling faces."
  186. 186.
    >"And right now, my little human..."
  187. 187.
    >At that phrase you feel a tingling down below.
  188. 188.
    >It's like someone took a feather duster to you balls and you can feel yourself getting hard.
  189. 189.
    >"I'm going to make you SMILE."
  190. 190.
     
  191. 191.
    What did you put in that drink?!
  192. 192.
    >"You know, I used to teach chemistry, so I'm pretty hoofy at making potions."
  193. 193.
    >Hoofy? Are you fucking serious?
  194. 194.
    >This god damn place...
  195. 195.
    >But now's not the time for that.
  196. 196.
    >Cheerilee absent-mindedly brushes her tail across the crotch of your pants.
  197. 197.
    >Somehow you can feel the sensation through your denim jeans.
  198. 198.
    >You shudder from the stimulus and moan softly.
  199. 199.
    >What the fuck is going on?
  200. 200.
    >"It's really not very hard to make a strong, phrase-activated aphrodisiac, my little human."
  201. 201.
    >Tingle tingle.
  202. 202.
    >Those words buzz in your ear and your body goes flush.
  203. 203.
    >Beads of sweat start to drip down your face.
  204. 204.
    >Everything feels like it's getting warmer.
  205. 205.
    >No. Not just warm.
  206. 206.
    >Hot.
  207. 207.
     
  208. 208.
    >You push Cheerilee off of you and rip off your clothes in an attempt to cool down.
  209. 209.
    >Cheerilee stands back up and smirks.
  210. 210.
    >Feigning ignorance, she taunts, "Anon, I didn't know you'd be so eager."
  211. 211.
    You know damn well that I'm not naked because I want to be.
  212. 212.
    >Her eyes fall half-lidded, "Perhaps I can change your mind, my little human."
  213. 213.
    >Tingle tingle.
  214. 214.
    >Cheerilee saunters over to you and places her muzzle in front of your junk.
  215. 215.
    >She grins up at you and simply breathes warmly on your manhood.
  216. 216.
    >That's it.
  217. 217.
    >No sucking, no kissing, no touching at all.
  218. 218.
    >But the sensations you're feeling are otherworldly.
  219. 219.
    >They're too much for you and your knees buckle.
  220. 220.
    >Your mind is going haywire.
  221. 221.
    >"WHERE'S THAT FILE ON MOTOR SKILLS?" The boss of Brain Corp. yells to his underlings.
  222. 222.
    >The office is on fire and everyone is scrambling to try to get things back in order.
  223. 223.
    >"I can't find anything! What do we do?"
  224. 224.
    >"Delete system 32!" someone yells.
  225. 225.
    >Hard reset.
  226. 226.
    >Your tongue lulls out of your mouth.
  227. 227.
    >Cheerilee smiles and lifts the tip of your cock with her hoof.
  228. 228.
    >The stimulus is all your serotonin-ridden body needed and you cum in spurts over the mulberry mare.
  229. 229.
    >Cheerilee grins and licks some of your seed off her hoof.
  230. 230.
    >Your body shakes and spasms as you hunch over onto the ground.
  231. 231.
    >"That was fun, Anon. I can't wait to do it again tomorrow."
  232. 232.
    >Cheerilee gives you a seductive grin and trots out of the classroom.

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