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By BlueForce
Created: 3rd March 2021 08:13:24 PM

  1. >“For many years, you’ve been part of the school system as a student, but now you’re learning to see the school from the point of view of a teacher”
  2. >Be me
  3. >Be at boring class at college
  4. >Thankfully sitting next to my boyfriend Seth
  5. >He’s yawning while checking /g/ on his mobile
  6. >I think he’s the best thing that has happened to me since I met him back in secondary school
  7. >He’s the only person I know who likes rubbish like ponies, 90s anime and collecting TV guides
  8. >“You think you’ll be in the mood to meet with the two Nates tonight, or you’ll be too tired?”, Seth asks me
  9. “I’m not the one yawning, dear. Wanna invite them to my place? Mum is visiting grandma so I have the house for myself”
  10. >”Sure! I’ll text them”
  11. >We met our only two friends, Nathan Soberman and Nathan Goodhill back in secondary school
  12. >They’re both almost as autistic as we are so we get on well
  13. “Tell them to bring something to drink, I’ll cook burgers with cheddar”
  14. >”Remember you’ll be teachers soon, right Mr. Stevenson?”
  15. >Suddenly I notice the teacher looking at me while some of the other students chuckle
  16. “Uh… yes”, I say nervously
  17. >Class is eventually dismissed
  18. >Seth walks home with me with his Bluetooth speaker hanging perilously from his backpack while blasting Soul’d Out
  19. >I buy some minced beef and prepare some burgers at my place while I yell at him to please turn down the music
  20. >Our friends arrive
  21. >After the mandatory hugs and handshakes, Soberman ironically shows us what he brought to drink
  22. >”Look boys, I found this in the basement, looks super ole, who dares trying it?”
  23. >”I tried to convince him not to bring it, I swear”, says Goodhill while showing us a bottle of root beer
  24. >”Yeah I kinda want to try the sour wine”, my boyfriend says while I chuckle
  25. >Soberman puts his best grumpy face
  26. >There are few things more lovable than seeing a chubby boy all grumpy
  27. >Goodhill, in the meantime, is the naivety in person – if naivety was 1.90 metres tall
  28. “You could have taken the spiderwebs out of it Nate”
  29. >I go find a corkscrew while the guys chuckle
  30. “Seth, go put on some music. Performed in a Western language, if possible”
  31. >”Sure!”, he says while the Nates giggle
  32. >Gorillaz starts playing
  33. >Dinner is served, and the wine is actually quite enjoyable
  34. >After a while it’s time to say goodbye
  35. >The house is just for me but it’s almost 1am and I’m tired so I go to bed
  36. >…
  37. >I wake up in the middle of the night
  38. >Sweated as fuck
  39. >Throat really dry
  40. >I throw my shirt to the floor and limp to the bathroom
  41. >I start feeling nausea
  42. >I eventually fall on the bathroom’s floor
  43. >Pain
  44. >Lots of it
  45. >It’s like a hundred degrees over here
  46. >Still half asleep I don’t exactly know what’s happening, only that it hurts and that my limbs are moving without me having control over them
  47. >…
  48. >I wake up laying in the middle of the bathroom floor
  49. >I must have passed out
  50. >Feeling very weak and dizzy, I slowly try to get up
  51. >Somehow I feel less tall than usual
  52. >Oh no
  53. >Bloody hell
  54. >I limp towards the bedroom
  55. >It’s obviously dark since I didn’t turn on the lights
  56. >I can’t reach the lights switch
  57. >Bloody hell * 2
  58. >Please not be what I’m thinking
  59. >I try to grab my phone
  60. >Fail
  61. >I try to press the power button
  62. >It worked but now I have to input my unlock pattern
  63. >Somehow my mobile didn’t take a hoof stomp as an answer
  64. >Damn I’m a horse now
  65. >I jump into the bed and stay there trying to accept what has just happened
  66. >You’re so dead Nathan
  67. >I remember I do have a desk lamp, so I try to jump into the desk chair to turn it on
  68. >Thankfully it worked
  69. >Now I’m super thirsty, tired, sweaty and turned into an animal but at least have some lights on
  70. >I try to look at my new limbs with fear
  71. >My hooves are big and I seem to have creamy yellow fur
  72. >So this is it
  73. >…
  74. >I hear a loud knock on my house’s door
  75. “WHAT THE FUCK”
  76. >I instinctively jump off the chair
  77. >I hear the knocking again
  78. >Trying to reach the door, I realize I’m not tall enough to check the peephole
  79. “Uh… W-Who is it?”
  80. >”It’s me, Seth”
  81. “Seth! It’s 5am. What are you doing here?”
  82. >My heart can’t stop pounding hard
  83. >”S-Something happened and I came here as fast as possible without thinking. Please open, for fuck’s sake”
  84. >”I-I can’t, I-I hurt my hand and… and I can’t grab the key”
  85. >”FOR FUCK’S SAKE”
  86. >Before I could react, one of my windows shatters, filling the living room with glass
  87. >I try to scream but I can’t
  88. >Right in front of me, a brown winged pony broke into my house and is now laying in the floor
  89. >He pants for breaths until he sees me
  90. >”YOU’RE A HORSE TOO!”
  91. “Seth?!”
  92. >”When I saw myself in the mirror I was so scared the first thing I thought was coming here with you”, he tells me while trying to stand up
  93. “How did you get out of your home?”
  94. >”I broke my dining room’s window and came here flying”
  95. >Yes, indeed. He’s an alicorn. I’d say he’s a cute, pretty small brown alicorn if I wasn’t so shocked about what has just happened
  96. >”I’m really sorry about your window, I’ll pay for it. By the way, you could have used your magic to grab the keys and open the door”
  97. “My magic?”
  98. >I might be a horse but I still can frown
  99. >”You have a horn. Come on, it’s just like in MLP”
  100. “No, please, I’m still trying to accept it. Could you help me clean this mess and cover my window with something before a thief gets in?”
  101. >”Sure, sure”
  102. >His horn lights up
  103. “In the traditional way, Seth”
  104. >”Oh”
  105. >Ironically, his unimpressed face makes me giggle.
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