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>“For many years, you’ve been part of the school system as a student, but now you’re learning to see the school from the point of view of a teacher”
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>Be me
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>Be at boring class at college
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>Thankfully sitting next to my boyfriend Seth
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>He’s yawning while checking /g/ on his mobile
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>I think he’s the best thing that has happened to me since I met him back in secondary school
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>He’s the only person I know who likes rubbish like ponies, 90s anime and collecting TV guides
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>“You think you’ll be in the mood to meet with the two Nates tonight, or you’ll be too tired?”, Seth asks me
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“I’m not the one yawning, dear. Wanna invite them to my place? Mum is visiting grandma so I have the house for myself”
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>”Sure! I’ll text them”
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>We met our only two friends, Nathan Soberman and Nathan Goodhill back in secondary school
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>They’re both almost as autistic as we are so we get on well
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“Tell them to bring something to drink, I’ll cook burgers with cheddar”
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>”Remember you’ll be teachers soon, right Mr. Stevenson?”
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>Suddenly I notice the teacher looking at me while some of the other students chuckle
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“Uh… yes”, I say nervously
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>Class is eventually dismissed
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>Seth walks home with me with his Bluetooth speaker hanging perilously from his backpack while blasting Soul’d Out
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>I buy some minced beef and prepare some burgers at my place while I yell at him to please turn down the music
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>Our friends arrive
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>After the mandatory hugs and handshakes, Soberman ironically shows us what he brought to drink
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>”Look boys, I found this in the basement, looks super ole, who dares trying it?”
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>”I tried to convince him not to bring it, I swear”, says Goodhill while showing us a bottle of root beer
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>”Yeah I kinda want to try the sour wine”, my boyfriend says while I chuckle
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>Soberman puts his best grumpy face
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>There are few things more lovable than seeing a chubby boy all grumpy
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>Goodhill, in the meantime, is the naivety in person – if naivety was 1.90 metres tall
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“You could have taken the spiderwebs out of it Nate”
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>I go find a corkscrew while the guys chuckle
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“Seth, go put on some music. Performed in a Western language, if possible”
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>”Sure!”, he says while the Nates giggle
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>Gorillaz starts playing
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>Dinner is served, and the wine is actually quite enjoyable
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>After a while it’s time to say goodbye
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>The house is just for me but it’s almost 1am and I’m tired so I go to bed
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>…
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>I wake up in the middle of the night
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>Sweated as fuck
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>Throat really dry
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>I throw my shirt to the floor and limp to the bathroom
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>I start feeling nausea
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>I eventually fall on the bathroom’s floor
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>Pain
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>Lots of it
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>It’s like a hundred degrees over here
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>Still half asleep I don’t exactly know what’s happening, only that it hurts and that my limbs are moving without me having control over them
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>…
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>I wake up laying in the middle of the bathroom floor
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>I must have passed out
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>Feeling very weak and dizzy, I slowly try to get up
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>Somehow I feel less tall than usual
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>Oh no
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>Bloody hell
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>I limp towards the bedroom
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>It’s obviously dark since I didn’t turn on the lights
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>I can’t reach the lights switch
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>Bloody hell * 2
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>Please not be what I’m thinking
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>I try to grab my phone
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>Fail
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>I try to press the power button
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>It worked but now I have to input my unlock pattern
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>Somehow my mobile didn’t take a hoof stomp as an answer
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>Damn I’m a horse now
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>I jump into the bed and stay there trying to accept what has just happened
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>You’re so dead Nathan
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>I remember I do have a desk lamp, so I try to jump into the desk chair to turn it on
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>Thankfully it worked
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>Now I’m super thirsty, tired, sweaty and turned into an animal but at least have some lights on
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>I try to look at my new limbs with fear
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>My hooves are big and I seem to have creamy yellow fur
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>So this is it
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>…
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>I hear a loud knock on my house’s door
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“WHAT THE FUCK”
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>I instinctively jump off the chair
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>I hear the knocking again
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>Trying to reach the door, I realize I’m not tall enough to check the peephole
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“Uh… W-Who is it?”
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>”It’s me, Seth”
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“Seth! It’s 5am. What are you doing here?”
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>My heart can’t stop pounding hard
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>”S-Something happened and I came here as fast as possible without thinking. Please open, for fuck’s sake”
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>”I-I can’t, I-I hurt my hand and… and I can’t grab the key”
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>”FOR FUCK’S SAKE”
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>Before I could react, one of my windows shatters, filling the living room with glass
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>I try to scream but I can’t
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>Right in front of me, a brown winged pony broke into my house and is now laying in the floor
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>He pants for breaths until he sees me
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>”YOU’RE A HORSE TOO!”
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“Seth?!”
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>”When I saw myself in the mirror I was so scared the first thing I thought was coming here with you”, he tells me while trying to stand up
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“How did you get out of your home?”
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>”I broke my dining room’s window and came here flying”
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>Yes, indeed. He’s an alicorn. I’d say he’s a cute, pretty small brown alicorn if I wasn’t so shocked about what has just happened
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>”I’m really sorry about your window, I’ll pay for it. By the way, you could have used your magic to grab the keys and open the door”
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“My magic?”
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>I might be a horse but I still can frown
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>”You have a horn. Come on, it’s just like in MLP”
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“No, please, I’m still trying to accept it. Could you help me clean this mess and cover my window with something before a thief gets in?”
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>”Sure, sure”
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>His horn lights up
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“In the traditional way, Seth”
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>”Oh”
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>Ironically, his unimpressed face makes me giggle.
by BlueForce
by BlueForce
by BlueForce
by BlueForce