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Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp
By StarbounceCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-03-25 20:33:54
Expiry: Never
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Based off of https://derpy.me/zUzwj
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>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
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>"Can you drink like a normal person, please?"
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>Lyra's tongue freezes mid-air as she looks up to you
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>"What do you mean?"
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>"You keep making those... sounds. Every time you stick your tongue in the water."
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>"What, like this?"
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>schlorp
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>"Yes, like that! And it's gross!"
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>"How else am I supposed to drink it?"
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>"Like a civilized person, not a dog!"
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>Lyra scoffs and puts a hoof up to her chest in mock indignation
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>"Oh the nerve! If only you knew what the mares around town were saying about you, you wouldn't be calling /me/ the dog!"
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>"Hey, what's that supposed to mean!"
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>Lyra snickers
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>"Oh, nothing. Now come on, show me how I'm 'supposed' to drink."
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>Your brow furrows
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>"...fine, but you're gonna tell me later."
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>You grab a moderately-sized glass from the cupboard and fill it with water
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>"Now instead of slobbering everywhere like some kind of animal, you gently pour it in to your mouth. Like so."
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>You raise the glass to your lips and drink a hefty gulp
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>Lyra's face scrunches up in a mixture of concern and disgust
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>"Your getting your gross monkey lips all over the glass drinking like that!"
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>"Yeah, that's why we wash them. And hey, you're dipping your gross horsey tongue in that water! That's way grosser!"
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>"Well duh, that's because I'm drinking it. If some other pony wants to drink out of my water, that's their problem!"
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>Hm
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>"Could you at least try doing it my way? Just once?"
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>Lyra rolls her eyes
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>"Fiiine, but you'll have to walk me through it, and you owe me some ear scritches afterwards."
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>You top the water off in your glass
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>Lyra sits down and raises her muzzle to you
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>You lean down and gently move the glass to her lips
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>Lyra's golden eyes are watching gour every move
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>"Ready?"
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>"Ready."
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>You tip the glass forwards, trickling water into her mouth
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>Lyra's eyes bulge out
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>Her chest spasms
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>And water sprays out of her mouth into your face
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>You let out a (manly) yelp and scrabble backwards
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>The glass clinks against the floor
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>Water goes everywhere
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>You look down at yourself
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>Your face and shirt were absolutely soaked
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>You look up at Lyra
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>Her face and mane were also absolutely soaked
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>You look down again
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>So was the floor
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>"What was that for?!"
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>"I didn't think you'd try to drown me when you said you wanted me to try your way!"
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>You let out an aggravated sigh
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>"Whatever. Experiment failed. Let's clean this puddle up before the floor rots."
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>You grab a nearby hand towel, get down on your hands and knees, and start wiping the water up
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>schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp
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>You wince and look to your side
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>Lyra's using her weird horse tongue to drink the floor-water up
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>You shake your head and sigh
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>Fucking ponies man
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