Schlorp Schlorp Schlorp


                                            Based off of https://derpy.me/zUzwj


                                            >schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

                                            >"Can you drink like a normal person, please?"

                                            >Lyra's tongue freezes mid-air as she looks up to you

                                            >"What do you mean?"

                                            >"You keep making those... sounds. Every time you stick your tongue in the water."

                                            >"What, like this?"

                                            >schlorp

                                            >"Yes, like that! And it's gross!"

                                            >"How else am I supposed to drink it?"

                                            >"Like a civilized person, not a dog!"

                                            >Lyra scoffs and puts a hoof up to her chest in mock indignation

                                            >"Oh the nerve! If only you knew what the mares around town were saying about you, you wouldn't be calling /me/ the dog!"

                                            >"Hey, what's that supposed to mean!"

                                            >Lyra snickers

                                            >"Oh, nothing. Now come on, show me how I'm 'supposed' to drink."

                                            >Your brow furrows

                                            >"...fine, but you're gonna tell me later."


                                            >You grab a moderately-sized glass from the cupboard and fill it with water

                                            >"Now instead of slobbering everywhere like some kind of animal, you gently pour it in to your mouth. Like so."

                                            >You raise the glass to your lips and drink a hefty gulp

                                            >Lyra's face scrunches up in a mixture of concern and disgust

                                            >"Your getting your gross monkey lips all over the glass drinking like that!"

                                            >"Yeah, that's why we wash them. And hey, you're dipping your gross horsey tongue in that water! That's way grosser!"

                                            >"Well duh, that's because I'm drinking it. If some other pony wants to drink out of my water, that's their problem!"

                                            >Hm

                                            >"Could you at least try doing it my way? Just once?"

                                            >Lyra rolls her eyes

                                            >"Fiiine, but you'll have to walk me through it, and you owe me some ear scritches afterwards."


                                            >You top the water off in your glass

                                            >Lyra sits down and raises her muzzle to you

                                            >You lean down and gently move the glass to her lips

                                            >Lyra's golden eyes are watching gour every move

                                            >"Ready?"

                                            >"Ready."

                                            >You tip the glass forwards, trickling water into her mouth

                                            >Lyra's eyes bulge out

                                            >Her chest spasms

                                            >And water sprays out of her mouth into your face

                                            >You let out a (manly) yelp and scrabble backwards

                                            >The glass clinks against the floor

                                            >Water goes everywhere

                                            >You look down at yourself

                                            >Your face and shirt were absolutely soaked

                                            >You look up at Lyra

                                            >Her face and mane were also absolutely soaked

                                            >You look down again

                                            >So was the floor


                                            >"What was that for?!"

                                            >"I didn't think you'd try to drown me when you said you wanted me to try your way!"

                                            >You let out an aggravated sigh

                                            >"Whatever. Experiment failed. Let's clean this puddle up before the floor rots."

                                            >You grab a nearby hand towel, get down on your hands and knees, and start wiping the water up

                                            >schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp schlorp

                                            >You wince and look to your side

                                            >Lyra's using her weird horse tongue to drink the floor-water up

                                            >You shake your head and sigh

                                            >Fucking ponies man