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Posted by Anonymous
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>"Christ, why's it so warm in my bed? I only had one blanket on and it's supposed to be -10 today"
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>"Oh fuck, what's that thing against me?"
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>"Did I..."
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>"score?"
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>roll over to see the hot babe I snagged last night
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>surprise, it's a purple horse
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>"Oh god anon, fuck fuck fuck"
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>"thisisillegalinmystate"
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>Loud yawn
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"Morning anon!"
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>It clicks
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"Must have been dead tired last night, face first into the covers, didn't even notice me"
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>"Maybe, but it looks like I woke up in heaven..."
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>cuddle small purple horse until I'm ready to drag myself out of bed
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>ignore the sheer impossibility of the situation, I wont ask why I have a purplesmart to myself now, all that matters it that's the case
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>Wake up
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>Get up, move forwards, turn right, boot up PC next to my bed
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>Hear something behind me
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>Appulhoers is shifting about, asleep
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"What the fuck."
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>Decide the world has magic, or I've gone insane
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>Embrace it immediately, go back to checking my emails and such
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>Leave to go make tea for myself and AJ
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>Come back upstairs
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>She's awake and very confused
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>Come through the door with tea while she's staring at me like I'm an alien
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"Hi. Made you tea if you want it. This is probably really fucking weird for you, it is for me too."
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>"What are you? How'd ah get here, this aint mah room."
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>The questions come out quick, slightly panicked
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"I couldn't tell you how you got here, lost to that myself. But I'm a human, names's Anon."
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>She nods
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>"You're unusually calm about all this."
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>Placing the cups of tea on my desk, I sit back down, facing her
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"Yeah, I cope well in bad situations. Or crazy situations, this is definitely... a crazy one."
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>Take tea and drink, gesture to the other cup
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"Have some tea, calm yourself. ...I'm guessing you aint got a clue how you got here."
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>She looks apprehensive, likely wary of any ulterior motives, but likely accepting I'm not going to do anything bad, she holds her hooves out for tea
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>Carefully place cup of tea in her upturned hooves, be surprised it doesn't drop and she can hold the mug almost like she has hands
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"That's cool. That's weird, but it's cool."
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>"Just hooves."
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"Horses in my world don't do that."
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>"Your world?"
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"Let's be fair, if you've not seen a human before and I aint seen a small horse-pony before, safe to assume we're both aliens to one another."
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>"Alright. Thankyou, for the tea. My name's Applejack."
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>Nod
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"Cool. Nice to meet you."
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>Sit in silence drinking tea for many moments
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>"So uh, calmly as ah can... why do ya got lil' statues of me an' my friends on top of... whatever that is."
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>Shit, forgot about that
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>"Thought you said yaint seen us before."
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"Not... in reality, no."
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>This was gonna blow her fucking mind
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