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[RGRE] Trixie (with Starlight) Tries to Bang Anon

By MrSkeltal
Created: 5th September 2021 11:09:49 PM
19th September 2021 06:51:49 PM

  1. Original Poster: Love and Powerlifting (http://ponepaste.org/user/lapsbin)
  2. Reason this is posted here is because LaP regularly doesn't bin things. Will be removed upon or shortly thereafter being posted on his bin. Maybe.
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  4. Note: Seems like this stuff will be either anthro or marshmallow horse depending. I'll label sections as such.
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  6. Part 1 [Anthro]
  7. "We really shouldn't be here."
  8. >"That's where you're wrong, my dear assistant!"
  9. "...Firstly, I'm not you're ASSISTANT. Second, I've been wrong about a whole lot of things in my life, but I'm almost positive that this isn't one of those times."
  10. >"Will you trust the Grrrrreat and Powerful Trixie? Where have I led you astray before?"
  11. >Starlight let out a huff, placing her hands on her hips
  12. "I could probably spend an hour listing them off," she said.
  13. >Trixie, wearing a black spandex one piece outfit that was so tight it may as well have been a second skin--the same sort of outfit Starlight herself was wearing--deflated somewhat
  14. >The magician stared at her friend, a frown slowly forming on her face
  15. >Starlight just stared back, nonplussed
  16. >It was bad enough that she had allowed Trixie to talk her into putting on this dumb get up--that felt two sizes too small by the way--but now the two were really playing with fire
  17. >They both stood right in front of the house of what might have been top ten one of the most dangerous males in Equestria
  18. >The green giant, the alien from another dimension, and all around grumpy gentlecolt
  19. >Anonymous the human
  20. >Anon did not care much for ponies
  21. >He didn't outright attack them, but it was clear to even a foal that he found their company distasteful, mostly referring to ponykind as a whole as "filthy furry fetish abominations"
  22. >The cutest, smallest of foals could have walked right up to him offering a giant lollipop and he would have turned his head, spat, and walked away in disgust
  23. >Princess Twilight and Fluttershy were doing this best to work their "magic" on him, but it was very slow progress
  24. >Process that Trixie might smash to kindling tonight if she had her way
  25. >Eyes narrowed down to slits, mouth set in a line so thin that Starlight couldn't see it in the dim half-moon's light, Trixie finally spoke
  26. >"You don't think Trixie can wrangle herself a stallion, do you Starlight? You think Trixie is some handholding fetishist that's never kissed a colt, don't you?"
  27. "I'm not saying that," Starlight insisted, stomping a hoof. "I'm just saying that there's plenty of stallions out there and we don't need to break into the house of one that can rip our arms off."
  28. >"Pffff. He can't do that."
  29. "Remember when Sombra showed up a month ago and tried to destroy the town? Remember what Anon did to him when he got too close?"
  30. >Trixie winced
  31. >"You know Trixie had bravely fortified her wagon so that if that fiend attacked it she could fight him off until more combat focused ponies came--"
  32. "You mean you ran to your wagon and hid under your bed?"
  33. >"That's not what I meant at all, you lavender dork, and don't you change the subject."
  34. "I'm not, I just thin--"
  35. >"YOU don't think Trixie can sweep a colt off her hooves. Trixie doesn't care what rumors were spread about what our residential alien stallion did or did not do to the Price of Darkness himself, she'll have him wrapped around her finger by morning."
  36. "Well, unlike YOU I was actually there. I saw what he did to that stallion," Starlight said, shaking her head. "Sombra might have been evil, but Anon... This really isn't going to turn out well for you."
  37. >"Us," Trixie corrected. "And yes it will. Do you know why?"
  38. >Starlight tried to spin around and walk away, but Trixie grabbed her hand, yanking her back
  39. >"Do you know why?" the magician repeated
  40. >Starlight took a deep breath
  41. >She held it for nearly a minute, before sighing explosively
  42. "I know I'm going to regret this, but WHY?" she asked, crossing her arms.
  43. >"Because you and Trixie aren't beta cucks like Twilight Sparkle or that yellow lesbian. We are Hunters. Cock wranglers. When we walk by stallions swoon and pop out of their SHEATHS!"
  44. >Trixie shook a fist, placing a hand on her friend's shoulder
  45. >"We both know that colts really don't know what they want. Not really. Anon might makes faces and complain when he sees a pony walking by, but you know what Trixie thinks?"
  46. "I'm terrified to even guess."
  47. >"When Trixie looks at the big boy all she sees is a stallion a step or two from being a race traitor addicted to pussy and tuft. You and Trixie ARE those two steps. We CAN and we WILL break him and remold him into a perfect, exotic little husband that will eat us out on command!"
  48. >Starlight made a face
  49. "...What in Celestia's name are you talking about? Race traitor? Is that from one of those weird fetish magazines that you keep under your bed?"
  50. >"Yes, but that's not the point," Trixie said, wagging a finger at her. "Colts are submissive by nature. All he needs is a face full of tuft and he'll calm right down."
  51. >Trixie puffed her chest out, displaying her rather impressive tuft
  52. >Starlight might have had the curves--the girl's mother MUST have been a earth pony--but Trixie was epitome of what a unicorn should be
  53. >She was tall, lithe, elegant and graceful, with a tuft that could only be grown by a tribe used to living on top of freezing mountains
  54. >Trixie had no doubt that the alien would be addicted to it the second she nestled his face into it
  55. >It was obvious, however, that Starlight would need some more convincing to see her way of thinking
  56. >Not much, but some
  57. >"Just imagine it, Starlight. Nopony would need to worry about Anon anymore, and we'd be cooler than Daring Do," Trixie said, giving her shoulder a squeeze. "Sparkle won't need to pull her mane out whenever she thinks about the colt, and we'll have our own cute little alien slut to fool around with. It's a win-win for everypony!"
  58. >Starlight bit her bottom lip
  59. >This was a bad idea
  60. >Probably one of the worst ideas Trixie had ever had, and that was saying something
  61. >But...
  62. >Twilight was getting to the end of her rope with Anonymous
  63. >She had tried every conventional method in her friendship arsenal to make the human hate ponies less
  64. >It was working, but maybe there was a less conventional way to make him friendlier faster?
  65. >A way that would scratch some itches that hadn't been scratched since she was the leader of that little town near Manehatten?
  66. >By a big, cute alien no less?
  67. >She looked at the human's front door, rubbing her thighs together
  68. "I... it's a bad idea."
  69. >"Is it a bad idea, or so crazy it might work?" Trixie asked with a grin
  70. "If he doesn't like it, we can get in a lot of trouble. I mean, a LOT of trouble."
  71. "He'll love it. Now why don't you work your magic on this door so Trixie can work her magic on the stud muffin in there?"
  72. >Pinching the bridge of her nose, Starlight's horn glowed
  73. >There was an audible click
  74. >Starlight looked over her hand at her grinning friend
  75. "Are you sure your special talent isn't talking ponies into doing REALLY stupid things?"
  76. >"It's not, but Trixie is still really good at it, huh?" Trixie asked, making her way to the front door with a confident strut. "Now, lets bag ourselves a colt.
  77.  
  78. ~_~_~_~_~_~
  79.  
  80. >It was early, and Applejack found herself pushing a wagon full of hay toward Whitetail Forest
  81. >The hay was feed for some of Fluttershy's critters
  82. >The pegasus had insisted that the farmer could bring it anytime she wanted, but Applejack was nothing if not speedy when it came to delivering product to her customers
  83. >Besides, it was a whole lot more pleasant pushing this wagon in the cool morning air than it would be pushing it in the middle of the day when it was hot
  84. >Humming a tune to herself, Applejack found herself walking beside the house of that alien fella Anon
  85. >Her nose scrunched up at the sight of it
  86. >Not a real pleasant fella, that one
  87. >She understood he was a colt all alone, but did he really have to be so mean?
  88. >She didn't think so
  89. >Still, he was Twilight's project, and he hadn't hurt anypony other than Sombra
  90. >Applejack shivered as she remembered that day, picking up her pace ever so slightly
  91. >"MOTHERFUCKER!!!!"
  92. >The farmer jumped as a voice rang out, louder than even the Royal Canterlot Voice
  93. >Several seconds later, she watched as someone was thrown out an open window
  94. >They soared through the air, and in a perfect arc, landed in the loose hay
  95. >It was that darn Trixie, who looked like she had made a mess of her pants
  96. >"FUCKING FURRIES!"
  97. >There was a poof, and Starlight appeared at the front door, looking just as panicked as Trixie
  98. >The unicorn took off down the road toward down, not noticing Applejack
  99. >Applejack, eyes wide, looked at Trixie
  100. >Trixie, her eyes just as wide, her suit ripped, and hay all in her mane, stared back
  101. >"Background horse, Trixie things you really should get us out of here."
  102. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
  103. >"...Quickly please."
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  105. Part 2 [Equine]
  106. >Be Anon
  107. >Be sitting at a bench, eating a donut
  108. >It was a big, fluffy one, with maple icing
  109. >8/10, pretty good
  110. >As you ate, you horsewatched
  111. >There were a lot of horses in the marketplace, doing horse things
  112. >A stallion was arguing with a salespony over the price of peanuts
  113. >A group of foals were trying to talk an adult into buying them a dirty magazine
  114. >Derpy had gotten stuck on top of a lamppost somehow, and a group of exasperated pegasi were trying to get her down
  115. >Just another lazy day in Pony--
  116. >"HEY!"
  117. >You jumped in your seat, nearly dropping your donut
  118. >Looking to the sound of the shout, you saw little blue magician horse making her way over to you
  119. >She looked pretty peeved, her muzzle real scrunched up and her eyes narrow
  120. >"You, human!" she said, pointing a hoof at you. "Trixie is sick of you strutting around like you own the place. Prepare for a Grrrrreat and Powerful telling off!"
  121. "What? I was just."
  122. >"Shut it!," blue horse interrupted with a shake of her hoof. "You think just because you're so much bigger than ponies you can strut around wearing clothing that hugs your slutty curves?"
  123. "Huh?"
  124. >"Shut up! Just because you could overpower Trixie with those big, strong hands of yours doesn't mean you can go acting like one of the girls! This is a mare's world, and you need to know your place, colt!"
  125. "I--"
  126. >"SHUTIT! Trixie doesn't care that you're a big, bad predator that could bite and choke her. Maybe slap her around; maybe call her names. You are beneath Trixie!"
  127. "..."
  128. >Blue horse stomped a hoof, walking right up to you and poking your leg
  129. >"It certainly doesn't matter that you could force Trixie to do ANYTHING, as Trixie isn't the most magically gifted mare, or the strongest. It doesn't matter if you COULD drape your stallionhood over her muzzle and make her lick your balls, then slap her around with it until Trixie is covered in your pungent stink!"
  130. >She poked you again, eyes now so narrow that it looked like they were closed
  131. >"It doesn't matter that you can force Trixie on her back and use her muzzle like a sex toy! Nor does it matter that you could easily flip Trixie onto her back and break her with your FAT predator penis! Trixie is Great, Trixie is Powerful, and you need to go back into the kitchen, COLT!"
  132. >She propped herself up onto your knees to get into your face
  133. >"You could fill Trixie's womb to bursting, mindbreak her, turn her into nothing but a sock wearing sextoy that only gets off to big human dick, and you know what? You'd still be a big, dumb colt! Whatcha think about THAT, smart guy?"
  134. >She looked right into your eyes
  135. >You just stared back, baffled
  136. >One could have heard a pin drop in the market, dozens of eyes on the two of you
  137. >A minute passed, and you saw Trixie falter a little
  138. >She looked around, appearing a bit lost, until her gaze settled on your half eaten donut
  139. >With a triumphant grin, she reared back with a hoof
  140. >Before you, God, or Celestia could stop her, she slapped the donut out of your hand
  141. >It hit the dirty, cold ground, bouncing once before falling icing side down
  142. >Trixie looked back at you expectantly
  143. >Your eyes narrowed
  144. "That was TWO BITS..."
  145.  
  146. ~_~_~_~_~
  147.  
  148. >"Oh BUCK! OH BUCK! IT FEELS LIKE YOU'RE IN MY STOMACH! CHOKE ME HARDER, YOU BUCKER!"
  149. >Be Starlight
  150. >Two hours had passed since Trixie had attempted her little stunt
  151. >Anon had wordlessly picked her up and carried her to her wagon
  152. >The door bad been slammed shut and the moaning began
  153. >Ponies were nervous
  154. >You were nervous
  155. >There were talking about getting the Elements of Harmony, but everypony was too nervous/awkward about the whole situation
  156. >Thirty minutes ago the suspension on the wagon snapped
  157. >There was no sign that Anon would stop, and Trixie was louder than bucking Celestia
  158. >Loud enough that practically the whole town could hear the human turn her bow-legged
  159. >Holy hay was your friend a weirdo...

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