Royal Obligations


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                                            Anonymous 05/12/20(Tue)12:47:12 No.35314999


                                            >>35314479

                                            God is love to see this...

                                            >”No, Twilight! ‘Benefits’ implies sexual relations! It’s a LOVE matter! I’m taking him for lessons...”

                                            >”Excuse me, but the term is FREINDS with benefits. Not lovers. I will teach him~.”


                                            I couldn't deny the trip post.

                                            ---


                                            "Now, wait a minute..."


                                            >It's been a long day.

                                            >Sugarcube Corner is 10 minutes from closing, you got the last batch of pink glazed donuts with sprinkles.

                                            >The walk back into town has exhausted you so of course, you want to get off your feet before you go to your apartment and have a treat.

                                            >You're demoralized from yet another interview that didn't go your way.

                                            >Of course, you could've taken the shit pay, the Lawful-Stupid™ rules of the workplace, and collect and easy check.

                                            >But they were looking for someone with decades of experience, whatever, fuck em.

                                            >But now you've got two royalty figures, one snatching the donut out your hand with magic the other studying your face, yet failing to infer that you just don't have time for this bullshit.

                                            >You open your eyes after doing a 15-second visualization of these two leaving dust clouds from fucking off.

                                            >Breathe in.

                                            >Exale.


                                            "What do me and Fluttershy have to do with you two? And why are you meddling in Flutter's meddling in my sexual life?"


                                            >"Because it's my job, Anon," Twilight says smugly, eyes closed, using your floating donut to put emphasis on her smugness.

                                            >"So she says, but this is ultimately a love issue, not a friend issue."

                                            >Twilight scoffs, eyes sharpening focus on Cadence. "What part of 'FRIENDS with Benefits don't you understand?"

                                            >You'd kill for an axe to dull the splitting headache you have.

                                            >This debate between Twilight and Cadence has been escalating for only a month and just now their getting to downing each other's intelligence.

                                            >At first it started out with Twilight giving Fluttershy advice the typical "friend your way into his heart" advice that makes you want to throw up the donut you've yet to bite into.


                                            >Then along came Cadence giving her saucy kinky advice to Fluttershy.

                                            >You and Fluttershy are on good terms so her 'kinky' endeavors seemed more like joking around, you thought she was your friend until you stumbled upon her diary that one time she was finishing up in the shower before you two were headed to the movies.

                                            >Turns out it's been a powder keg of emotions she's been hiding. That's a conversation you're not ready to have.

                                            "How about the part where the 'with Benefits' part doesn't even matter since I and Fluttershy aren't rutting. We're friends. Just friends. Now give me my fucking donut."

                                            >Cadence stammers to buffer her rebuttal.

                                            >"Twilight, you don't see their relationship is in the infant stage that'll lead to full blossoming love?"

                                            >The chair creaks from you turning to get Pinkie's attention to ask for coffee, only to find her already walking over with a tray carrying a coffee pot, a cup, and an extra donut just like you like it.

                                            >She smoothly slides onto the table and winks.

                                            >As the steam rose from the cup, you saw a message she left in your coffee.

                                            >The cream formed a '9' and you could only smirk.

                                            >You have a sip and observe the two awaiting your response.

                                            "You two are assuming too much. But I think we can agree on something here."

                                            >"Oh?" They said in unison, heads tilted in curiosity.

                                            "How about you two take a hooves-off approach? Let the relationship develop naturally."

                                            >"But the pitfalls in the relation-"

                                            "Will be needed to grow a stronger bond wouldn't you agree?"

                                            >Twilight bit the inside of her cheek while Cadence puts a hoof to her chin.

                                            "You see, Fluttershy needs to do things her way, you two are gonna make her act like someone she isn't."

                                            >Their faces brighten with recognition, you can see them recalling their past experiences in their eyes.


                                            >"Hmm. Ummm... Well, Anon-"

                                            >"No."

                                            >"Yeah, it's gotta be one of us Anon that'll help you."

                                            >Any hope of getting through to them left when you let out a sigh.

                                            >You bit into the extra donut, satisfied, but you'd love for these two to leave you in peace.

                                            >After a few slow chews, you find your second wind.

                                            "Why? Fucking why? You realize even Fluttershy wants nothing to do with this right? Jeez, she mentions wanting me to massage her wings and now you two knuckleheads won't stop bothering either of us."

                                            >"Well it's just that-"

                                            "You know she skipped on movie night because she doesn't want you two to come with us, _again_?"

                                            >"If you would just let us-"

                                            "Oh, and not to mention the 'love spells' you keep trying to talk her into trying. She outright told me rape would be more effective than y'alls nonsense. So why are you bugging us so much?"

                                            >"Umm... It's that we-"

                                            "Is it an ego thing for you two? Is that why you two keep trying to get us to pick who we want 'handling' us? To score points with Celestia?"

                                            >They both look at each other awkwardly, the answer is on their tongue but there's something they don't want to admit.

                                            >Fucking hell, these controlling head cases.

                                            "Give me one piss bucket reason why you-

                                            >"We wanna watch."

                                            "Pardon?"


                                            >"We think you two would be so cute together-"

                                            >"In bed," Cadence said, finishing Twilight's sentence.

                                            >Twilight telepoofs a stack of papers and her reading glasses.

                                            >"The first couple of weeks of our experimentation tells me you'd be efficient at-"

                                            "Stop. You mean to tell me that whoever wins this debate gets to watch?"

                                            >They both nod with enthusiasm and twisted grins you didn't know they could facially conjure.

                                            >You put down the donut from losing an appetite.

                                            >Turning again to Pinkie, you simply smile.

                                            "Can I get a to-go box and a cup?"

                                            >She gets a box and a cup in a hurry.

                                            "Also, Pinkie, they're paying by the way."

                                            >You turn to the Twilight and Cadence.

                                            "Be sure to tip her well too."

                                            >After you boxed up everything and pour your coffee in the to-go cup, you walk out the door.


                                            >Nine in the evening rolls around, you were back at Sugarcube Corner after-hours playing Monopoly with Fluttershy, Pinkie and Rainbow Dash, you fill Pinkie in about what you and the dumb princesses were on about.

                                            >You were sure you had a story to tell, until Dash pipes up with...

                                            >"Oh yeah, they're weird like that. You know they wanted to pay me to rut Tank?"

                                            >You mentally check out, rubbing your head.

                                            "Fucking hell, I just wanted to play monopoly and you hit me with this?"

                                            >"To be fair, they offered a million bits finally after I kept turning them down."

                                            "Hold on, Dash... why does that sentence imply that you fucked your pet turtle?"

                                            >Dash smiles, "How's your shitty apartment, Anon? Still not getting any hot water in the shower?"

                                            >Damn, score one for Dash.

                                            >But then you get an idea.

                                            "Hey, Fluttershy-"

                                            >"Fifty-Fifty split and date night every first Friday and sex night every Sunday."

                                            "I know I'm going to regret this but deal."

                                            >Sounds like a plan

                                            >Fuck Fluttershy

                                            >Let Cadence and Twilight watch.

                                            >???

                                            >Profit.


                                            Just another day making bank in Equestria.