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Originally Published December 5th, 2012
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>Day Evening in Equestria.
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>You are Anon.
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>Rolling down the dirt road to Ponyville in a wheelchair that was made for a larger mammal.
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>A small cloud of smoke is building above Fluttershy’s cottage.
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>She’s bound to wake up soon.
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>As you roll into town, a white shape begins to come into view.
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>The smell of marshmallow comes wafting gently on the breeze.
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>Avoiding the Earth Pony Pride Bonfire, you make a sharp left turn.
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>And all too late, you notice the ground in front of you is no longer there.
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>A gentle breeze pushes you forward.
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Fuck.
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>You rocket down the hill, wheels beginning to glow a bright orange.
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[INSERT GIRLYSCREAM.MP3]
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>Everything begins to merge into a blur of color.
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>Except for Sugarcube Corner.
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>It’s coming into focus at a frightening pace, getting larger as each second goes by.
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>Your hands reach for the wheels, but the heat and speed forces you to retract.
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>The Corner is about 20 meters away now.
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So this is how it all ends?
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>15 meters.
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Smashed to death by a giant gingerbread house?
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>8 meters.
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>The wheels have caught on fire, and you can feel the hair being singed from your arms.
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>3 meters.
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>You’re filled with fear, but you put a smile on your face.
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>No need to die with a broken dick AND a lack of dignity, right?
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>2 meters.
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>A soft blue glow envelops you and the wheel chair.
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>1 meter.
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>You are now Fluttershy.
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>Normally you’d be looking for Anon right now, but that is being put off till later.
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>Right now, you’re heading over to PurpleSma-
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>I mean, Twilight Sparkle’s house/library/tree.
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>You notice that the lights are out, but this is important.
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Wake up, T-twilight.
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>No response.
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>You walk away and face the library.
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>You needed this done now.
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>You spread your wings out to their full span.
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>With a loud *fwoosh*, you lift into the air.
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Wakey-wakey.
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>You fly towards the door as fast as you can.
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>Eyes tearing up from the speed of your flight.
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>That door is COMING THE FUCK DOWN!
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>*pomf*
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>The door still stands.
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D-darn.
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>Guess you’ll have to come back tomorrow, huh?
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>As if by magic, the door creaks open, revealing a very tired purple unicorn.
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>”What the hell do you want Fluttershy?”
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O-oh! Umm…it’s a Code 37.
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>A purple haze flows over the both of you, and with a loud crack, you disappear.
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>You are now Anon.
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>The blue glow has lifted you into the air, and changed your momentum.
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>You’re now doing backflips about 2 meters above the ground, holding desperately onto the handles.
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>As you spin, you can make out a few brightly colored streaks.
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>One is white and purple, and the other is black and purple.
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>Could it be?
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RARITY! GET ME OFF THIS CRAZY THING!
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>”How dare you take that tone with me?”
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>Yup. It’s Rarity.
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>”You could at the very least use your manners.”
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PLEASE MAKE IT STOP!
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>You begin to slow down, and Rarity shoos away the black and purple figure, which waddles off into the distance.
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>The chair lowers gently to the floor, and you catch a fleeting glimpse of the mysterious figure.
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>Is that Spike in a leotard?
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I think so brain.
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>”Who are you talking to Anon?”
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>Damn. You’re doing it again.
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No one.
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>There’s a fluttering noise in the distance.
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Shit…I gotta go. Have fun with Spike!
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>As you roll away, Rarity’s irises shrink to pinpricks.
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>”H-how d-d-d-d-di-d-did”
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>”So it WAS Spike!” You think as you roll away.
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>Looks like you’re getting some free clothes.
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>You are now Fluttershy.
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>The mist floats away into the darkness, illuminated only by a soft purple glow.
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Oh d-dear.
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>The violet light begins to fade as five small, crimson lights begin to appear.
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>The candles form a pentagon, and Twilight sits in the center, staring you down.
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>”Code 37 is a very serious thing to ask me for, Fluttershy.”
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>Her eyes are boring into your very being.
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>”Are you sure that you can pay the price for my services?”
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y-yes.
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>Twilight looks at you with greedy eyes.
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>You reach a hoof under your left wing, pulling out a sticky, rope-like object.
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>You wave it before her face, trying not to laugh at her confusion.
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I d-don’t need to tell anyone about the linguine accident, do I?
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>The candles flare up around her at the mention of the incident.
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>”NO ONE CAN PROVE I DID THAT!”
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>Despite the ferocity of the flames and the anger in her voice, you can see the brief flashes of panic in her eyes.
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>Checkmate.
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Alright, then; how about you give me what I want, and nopony will find out about the accident?
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>Her irises have shrunk alongside the candle flames.
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>”Fine.”
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>You are now Anon.
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>After avoiding three other Earth Pony Pride Marshmallow Roasts, you have finally made it home.
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>From the smell of things, they were making the s’mores of the Gods.
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>You’ll have to get Pinkie to make you some.
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>The house looks just as bad as when you left.
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>You paid Pinkie and Applebloom to build it, giving them the blueprints to FallingWater, and your old house on Earth, as inspiration.
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>After one long month of living at the Library, you were finally able to see their handiwork.
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>The outside was beautiful beyond belief, and had a balcony overlooking the town.
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>But then Applebloom walked outside.
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>Blank flank, and babbling on about being a chocolatier.
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>The place looked like Willy Wonka’s summer home.
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>It was surreal.
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>Making your way up the steps, folded wheelchair in front of you, you reached for the peppermint doorknob.
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>There were streamers draped across the room.
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>A plate of slightly moldy s’mores on the table.
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>And in the chocolate fountain; a sleeping Pinkie and Gummy.
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Fuckin’ Pinkie.
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>Shutting off the fountain, and placing a blanket over the duo, you walk up the stairs and roll onto the bed.
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I’ll throw out the s’mores in the morning.
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>You are now Fluttershy
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>Having successfully blackmailed Twilight, you are now listening to her talk about Code 37.
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>”Now Fluttershy, you’ll have to keep in mind that this is not an exact magic.”
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>”There could be mental, or even physical, changes that may manifest.”
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>She is flipping through a large book as she tells you this.
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>After a few seconds of searching, she has found the right page.
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>”Okay. Now; how many do you need?”
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>Your mind draws back to the note Anon left on your fridge.
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I n-need ninety-nine of them.
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>A purple glow envelops her horn, and a sharp pain stings your front leg.
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>Looking down, your eyes go wide as you see a large needle pushing an unknown liquid into your body.
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WHAT THE BUCK IS THAT?
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>The syringe empties, and it disappears along with the glow around Twilight’s horn.
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>”It’s a sedative.”
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Will it h-hurt that bad?
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>”A drop of water is to the ocean, as a needle-prick is to the pain you’re about to feel.”
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>You feel your heart drop.
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>Can you really do this?
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>Withstand all this pain for your beloved Anon?
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>Yes.
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>You work The Stare on Twilight.
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Do it, filly.
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>A bubbling, green and purple glow surrounds her horn, with streaks of black highlighting the brighter colors.
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>A purple mist streams out of her eyes.
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>She touches her horn to your side, and the bubbling aura covers your body.
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>You feel your body stretch and tear.
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>The room goes black as you begin to feel your bones splitting.
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