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Originally Published December 13th, 2012
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>You are now Fluttershy.
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>You’re lying on Spike’s bed, trying to sleep off the pain of the night before.
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>Likewise, the rest of the library is using the afternoon to nap and relax.
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>”No Princess….they’re…..not my noodles…”; Twilight mumbles in the bed above you.
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>Spike is snoring away on the couch, and Owloysius is softly cooing every now and again.
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>You, however, can’t seem to grasp sleep, your mind choosing the alternative of focusing on your body.
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>Your muscles feel like warm taffy, and your bones feel too brittle to move.
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>Every breath going in and out of your lungs with a ragged scratching noise.
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>These alien sensations are keeping you on the brink of unconsciousness, putting you in a pain induced meditative state.
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>The blackness behind your closed eyelids is starting to gain color and shape from the sounds and pain.
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>The snoring brings out a sturdy frame from the darkness, towering above you.
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>The soft coos form a solid body around the frame.
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>Warmth brings in a sociable look to the body, and a feeling of safety and comfort emanates from it.
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>The mumbling sends noodles rushing into the giant’s pockets, and they look fit to burst at any moment.
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“Goodnight, Anon”, you say to the hallucination, and then drift off to sleep.
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>You are now Anon.
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>It has been 1 week since your dick broke, and 1 day since you ran away from Fluttershy’s house.
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>You lay awake in your bed, staring at the ceiling before turning over to check the clock.
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>Oh would you look at that; up at the crack of noon!
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Shut up Brain; I wanna go back to sleep.
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>Hmmmmmm……nah. Get up ya’ lazy bastard. You’re hungry.
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No I’m not.
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>Really?
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>A low rumble fills your ears.
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Dammit.
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>You step lightly down the stairs, taking care not to move around your cast too much.
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>You head towards the chocolate fountain, and begin to lightly shake the Pinkie and Gummy shaped blanket.
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“Pinkie…Piiiiiinkieeeeee”
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>The blanket collapses with a *pomf* into the chocolate pool.
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What the h-
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>”HI ANON!”
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>You jump up towards the ceiling, grabbing desperately onto the rafters.
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DAMMIT PINKIE!
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>The pink mare is covered in chocolate from the shoulders down, and Gummy is slowly suckling on her head.
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>You drop one arm from the rafter, and prepare to let go of the other.
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>Dude.
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>Yes, Brain?
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>Do you REALLY want to stay in that cast longer?
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>No.
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>Then ask Pinkie for a ladder, dumbass.
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I’m not a dumbass!
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>”Are you sure Anon? He does seem to have a point.” The chocolate shell around her lower body cracks as she skips over with a ladder
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Wait…you can read my mind?
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>”Wha?”
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>Huh?
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What?
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>”Who?”
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N-nevermind Pinkie.
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>You step gingerly down the ladder, taking care to step down with your back leaning against the rungs.
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>You can see Gummy’s eyes flashing back and forth between Pinkie’s head and your second head.
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>He leaps out at your cast as soon as you touch the floor, but is grabbed away by a stretchy pink hoof.
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>”Silly Gummy! That’s not a popsicle!” She’s rolling on the floor, tears forming from how hard she’s laughing.
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>You gaze down, wearing an embarrassed blush on your face, and quickly gauge the size of your cast.
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>Shut up, it’s just cold in here.
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>Nice to hear from you again Penis!
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>Thanks Brain!
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>”Your penis has a voice too?”
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>How is she doing this?
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I don’t know!
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>Pinkie stares at you as if you’re talking to yourself.
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>Which you are doing by the way.
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>This is going nowhere fast…aren’t you hungry or something?
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>Oh yeah!
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Hey Pinkie, I was wondering…could you get me something to eat?
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>Pinkie’s eyes turn to pinpricks and she floats slightly above the ground as her chest expands.
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>”OHMYGODWHAT’STHATBEHINDYOU?!”
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>You whip your head around, and find yourself staring into bright blue eyes haloed by pink fur.
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>”TADA!”
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>You scramble backwards and hit the cabinet that separates you kitchen and living room, rattling a few dishes which sat on top of it.
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What the fuck Pinkie?
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>She looks at the fear in your eyes, and…
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>She drops to the floor again, laughing even harder than before.
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>”Relax Anon; it’s just a joke.”
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>She reaches into her curly mane, and pulls out a large bag with [SUGARCUBE CORNER] printed along the front.
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>”I didn’t know what you wanted, so I just got one of everything.”
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>Fuckin’ Pinkie Pie.
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>You hand her about forty bits, and shoo her outside.
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Thanks man…Oh, and if Fluttershy asks, tell her I’m not here.
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>She spins around and looks back at you, her eyes wide with excitement.
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>The speed of her turn sent Gummy rocketing into a nearby bush.
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>”AREYOUGUYSPLAYINGAGAME?CANIPLAY?IREALLYLIKEGAMESGUMMYDOESTOOBUTHEDOESNTLIKEMOSTOF-”
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>You clamp your hand around her muzzle, turning the babbling stream into muffled mumbling.
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Yes! It’s a traditional human game called “Hide-and-Find”. And you can play by making sure she doesn’t find me. Okay?
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>”You can count on me Anon!” She yells while doing a quick run through of the Pinkie Promise.
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>This going to work out wonderfully.
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Okay! Now go get ‘em!
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>She lets out a loud *squee*, and rockets towards Gummy, ripping him out of brush and disappearing in the horizon as a streak of pink and green
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Godspeed you crazy mare.
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>You close and lock your door, then head off to devour a cinnamon roll.
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>As you near the bag, a small pain starts to come from Anon Jr.
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>You are now Spike.
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>Lightly dreaming about whatever little dragons happen to dream about.
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No Rarity…I wanna get jumped this time….
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>”Hoo?”
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>Fuck.
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>You slowly open your eyes, and see a big brown face staring into yours.
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>Running Oh_Shit.exe
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Heeeeeeeeeeey Owloysius; I was just talking about jump-rope.
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>Come on man, you could’ve some up with something better than that.
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>That’s Past Spike’s problem now.
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>”Hoo.”
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>Good; he bought it.
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>You stretch your claws up towards the roof, then bring them down and scratch your behind.
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Anyways, I’m gonna go check on Twi’s experiment. Want me to get you anything?
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>You turn to look at him as you head up the stairs, and chuckle softly.
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> Owloysius’ eyes are closed, and he is cooing softly into his feathers.
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Dawww.
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>You quietly waddle up the stairs, taking care to avoid all the creaky spots.
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>You head up Twilight’s loft, grab the key for the lab, and head back down towards the basement.
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>During the Wartimes, the local government had a massive shelter built underneath the town, with the Library being the entrance.
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>You had accidentally stumbled into it a few days after moving to Ponyville, and upon finding it, Twilight was more than thrilled.
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>She immediately sought out building permits and, with the city’s approval, she was given permission to renovate a tenth of the shelter into a laboratory.
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>What the Feds didn’t know about was the second lab she had built.
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>Depending on the key somepony used, they would either access the main lab/museum…
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>Or they would enter the Hammer-space lab.
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>Reaching the door for the lab, you brought the key up to your lips, and said the incantation.
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Twilight is best pony.
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>The key glowed with a bright magenta light, and the teeth began to warp and set into new positions.
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>You pushed it into the lock, turned it, and then pushed open the door.
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>You looked into the black expanse, unnerved slightly by how dark it was.
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>But you had a way of getting over this fear.
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I am Spike: King of the Dragons!
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>After a few seconds, your boast came back to you, and you entered into the lab.
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>A sea of slumbering forms lied in front of you, dimly light by the violet spheres which floated overhead.
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>You shuffle through the black expanse, moving between the bodies, heading towards the far-right portion of the crowd.
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>Every now and then, you see a pink blur move out of the corner of your eye, and hear the occasional giggle.
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>The Hammer-space lab has always been a strange place.
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>Twilight has never been able lock onto the source of the pink blur, but you and her joke around that it might be Pinkie Pie.
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>If it was her, it wouldn’t be that surprising.
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>You break the train of thought as you reach your destination.
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>Three bodies, penned off from the rest, lie before you.
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Okay; Time to go to work.
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>Twilight had said that they were the last ones to be made and that you would have to check their hearing.
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>She said it had something to do with brain development.
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>You reach your claw towards the first one’s ear and snap your fingers
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>The ear twitches toward the sound, then falls back.
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>The same occurs with the other two.
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>They were ready.
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>You are now Twilight Sparkle.
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>And Spike has given you the most wondrous news.
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>The experiment had been a rousing success; all ninety-nine subjects had survived.
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>And now, you had to share the new with Fluttershy.
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>You reach Spike’s bed and gaze down at her, and mixed feelings begin to rise up.
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>Even though she had blackmailed you into doing it, you would have otherwise never gotten up the nerve to test the spell.
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>Not knowing what feel to feel, you put on a small smile and lightly prod her flank with your hoof.
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Come on, Fluttershy.
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>Still sleeping, her face scrunches up a little bit and she starts talking to her dreams.
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>”No…I don’t want to…”
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>You roll your eyes and prod her again.
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Come on~~…It’s a good thing for you.
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>Her face scrunches up again.
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>”But I poop from there!”
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>What the buck? Eww.
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>You shove her off the bed, trying not to giggle at the soft *pomf* that sounds off when she hits the floor.
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Get up, you pervert.
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>Fluttershy picks herself off the floor and stares at you with a sheepish grin.
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>”Good Morning Twilight.”
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It’s Five in the Afternoon you perv.
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>”Sorry. Did Code 37 work?”
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>A smug grin on your face, you teleport yourself and Fluttershy into the Hammer-space Lab.
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You tell me.
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>You watch with pride as she gazes down onto the sea of pink and yellow, and her faces turns into a tearful smile.
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