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No Student Parking In The Faculty Lot 3

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-24 10:13:13
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally Published March 4th, 2018
  2.  
  3. >Monday in Equestria
  4. >You are Vice-Principal Luna
  5. >Your sister is out sick for the day, so you're filling in for her
  6. >You delegated the morning announcements to Ms. Cheerilee so that you could drink your coffee in peace
  7. >And dear lord you are bored
  8. Guhh. How DOES she pass the time here?
  9. >Rarely anyone is sent to the office, and the paperwork is so small that you usually don't start till after lunch
  10. Hmm...
  11. >You lock the door, taking a quick look around to make sure no one is nearby.
  12. >Coast clear, you hop onto the desk and undo the top button to your shirt
  13. I'M PrinciPAL CelesTIA!, you proclaim to the empty room
  14. >You giggle as you do a small hop to the floor
  15. I JUST LOVE being a rOle model to my STUDENTS!
  16. >Your giggle becomes a full laugh as you leap towards the windows
  17. LUNA plEASE, hOW will the CHILdren like you if the BLINDS are always dra-AH!
  18. >You drop below the sill and fix your shirt
  19. >There's a man floating in the air
  20. >"I didn't think I could be more in love with yo-"
  21. >THUNK
  22. >"CRAP!"
  23. >You hear leaves rustle and branches snap
  24. >Terrified, you lean out the window to see if the flying man is okay
  25. >But instead, you see a green man tangled in a tree
  26. Oh, it's you. Anonymous, I hope you realize you have detention?
  27. >"But Vice-Principal Luna, he was helping me test my new drone!"
  28. >A purple figure steps out from behind the tree Anonymous is in
  29. Miss Sparkle?
  30. >"I'm sorry ma'am, I needed a place to test my drone's carrying capacity, and Anon said you wouldn't be upset if we used the faculty lot!"
  31. >You heave out a sigh, forcing yourself not to be upset
  32. It's alright Miss Sparkle. I'll send Leo with a ladder and scissors.
  33. >"I KNEW YA LUBBED ME, BP!"
  34. >You couldn't have grabbed the emergency whisky faster if you tried
  35.  
  36. >Monday in Equestria
  37. >You Are Vice-Principal Luna
  38. >You like getting to work early because you're certain the sun is out to get you
  39. >And there is a car in pulling into your parking space
  40. >A green beetle, with rusted brown chrome
  41. Ugh, again? I THOUGHT he would have learned by now.
  42. >You stomp up to Anonymous's car, grinding your teeth hard enough to turn coal into diamonds
  43. >You slam the roof as you close in
  44. ANONYMOUS, I HAVE TOLD YOU TI-oh my goodness
  45. >In the car is not Anonymous, like you thought, but instead a young green girl
  46. >And she is on the verge of tears
  47. >"I'm s-sorry. This is my f-first d-day a-and I d-didn't know"
  48. >"Good one, Luna", you think to yourself
  49. I'm so sorry, I thought you were somebody else. I'm Vice-Principal Luna, and you are...
  50. >"W-wallflower B-blush.", she stammers out, tears subsiding
  51. >You gave her directions to the student lot, and then spend the early morning showing her around the school
  52. >She's a bright young girl, if not a bit skittish. Kinda reminds you of yourself at a young age
  53. >With school about to start, you walk her back to her car to grab her books
  54. And here we are, back at the student lot. If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to come visit my off-
  55. >"I'VE GOT A QUESTION!"
  56. >Oh boy; coming in on rollerblades, it's the green one you can't stand
  57. Good Morning, Ano-nymous?
  58. >He doesn't seem to register you being there, coming to a stop in front of Wallflower
  59. >"ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN, SIS?", he declares while thrusting his finger at you
  60. You're his sister?
  61. >Wallflower sighs and rolls her eyes
  62. >"No, I'm not! I haven't 'stolen' any of your girlfriends! Plus she's the Vice-Principal for crying out loud!"
  63. >"THEN EXPLAIN JUNE!"
  64. >"SHE WAS OUR BABYSITTER, AND SHE LIKED ME BETTER ANYWAYS!"
  65. >You slink back to your office while the two siblings argue about you, leaving them by Wallflower's car
  66. >You heave a sigh as you slide into your office chair
  67. Why doesn't this ever happen to Cadence?
  68.  
  69. >Monday in Equestria
  70. >You are Dean Cadence
  71. >Your favorite musicians are Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Captain Beefheart
  72. >And there is a white moped in your parking space
  73. >Well, less in your parking space and more behind it, really
  74. >It's kinda blocking you in
  75. Whose moped is this?, you wonder aloud as you get closer
  76. >When you get close enough to touch it, a man in a trench coat and a pantyhose facemask leaps between you and the bike
  77. >"HAHEHA! THIS IS MY HOG, SWEE-
  78. aAAAAAAAAAAA!
  79. >You rip your mace out of your bag and spray him in the eyes
  80. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII"
  81. >He lets out a girly shriek as he hits the asphalt, ripping his mask off and crying
  82. >The moped falls onto his foot, the pain pulling his hands from his face
  83. >Wait a second, you know this green molester
  84. Androgynous? What are you doing?
  85. >Nearby, you hear some bushes rustle
  86. >"Oh right, that scream was my cue!" A voice says from the bushes nearby
  87. >Walking out from the bush is one of your students, Shining Armor
  88. >"WALK BY ACTING NONCHALANT", he loudly reads off his palm as he approaches
  89. >When he gets near your car, he stops, still looking into his palm
  90. >"H-hoe dare yoo, You F-friend?fiend? YOU FIEND!"
  91. >He looks from his hand at the two of you, a smug expression of heroism on his face
  92. >This is quickly replaced by shock when he sees his moped on the floor
  93. >"My baby! Anonymous, I thought you said you were going to help me get a date with the Dean!"
  94. >He pulls the moped off of Anonymous and helps him to his feet
  95. >A date?
  96. >"Bro trusssst me, the molester/hero trick always works on old-AH GOD THE WIND STINGS MY EYES"
  97. >You open your car and grab a bottle of water, handing it to Anonymous,
  98. You know boys, I have some paperwork I forgot to grab> Could you please be gone by the time I get back?
  99. >Shining Armor turns cherry red and salutes you as you turn to walk away
  100. >"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
  101. >Free from his hands, you hear the moped fall back onto Anonymous's foot
  102. >"OW! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE INTO COUGARS, SHINING? WHY?"

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