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Originally Published March 4th, 2018
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>Monday in Equestria
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>You are Vice-Principal Luna
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>Your sister is out sick for the day, so you're filling in for her
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>You delegated the morning announcements to Ms. Cheerilee so that you could drink your coffee in peace
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>And dear lord you are bored
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Guhh. How DOES she pass the time here?
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>Rarely anyone is sent to the office, and the paperwork is so small that you usually don't start till after lunch
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Hmm...
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>You lock the door, taking a quick look around to make sure no one is nearby.
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>Coast clear, you hop onto the desk and undo the top button to your shirt
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I'M PrinciPAL CelesTIA!, you proclaim to the empty room
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>You giggle as you do a small hop to the floor
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I JUST LOVE being a rOle model to my STUDENTS!
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>Your giggle becomes a full laugh as you leap towards the windows
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LUNA plEASE, hOW will the CHILdren like you if the BLINDS are always dra-AH!
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>You drop below the sill and fix your shirt
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>There's a man floating in the air
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>"I didn't think I could be more in love with yo-"
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>THUNK
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>"CRAP!"
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>You hear leaves rustle and branches snap
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>Terrified, you lean out the window to see if the flying man is okay
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>But instead, you see a green man tangled in a tree
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Oh, it's you. Anonymous, I hope you realize you have detention?
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>"But Vice-Principal Luna, he was helping me test my new drone!"
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>A purple figure steps out from behind the tree Anonymous is in
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Miss Sparkle?
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>"I'm sorry ma'am, I needed a place to test my drone's carrying capacity, and Anon said you wouldn't be upset if we used the faculty lot!"
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>You heave out a sigh, forcing yourself not to be upset
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It's alright Miss Sparkle. I'll send Leo with a ladder and scissors.
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>"I KNEW YA LUBBED ME, BP!"
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>You couldn't have grabbed the emergency whisky faster if you tried
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>Monday in Equestria
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>You Are Vice-Principal Luna
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>You like getting to work early because you're certain the sun is out to get you
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>And there is a car in pulling into your parking space
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>A green beetle, with rusted brown chrome
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Ugh, again? I THOUGHT he would have learned by now.
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>You stomp up to Anonymous's car, grinding your teeth hard enough to turn coal into diamonds
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>You slam the roof as you close in
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ANONYMOUS, I HAVE TOLD YOU TI-oh my goodness
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>In the car is not Anonymous, like you thought, but instead a young green girl
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>And she is on the verge of tears
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>"I'm s-sorry. This is my f-first d-day a-and I d-didn't know"
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>"Good one, Luna", you think to yourself
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I'm so sorry, I thought you were somebody else. I'm Vice-Principal Luna, and you are...
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>"W-wallflower B-blush.", she stammers out, tears subsiding
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>You gave her directions to the student lot, and then spend the early morning showing her around the school
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>She's a bright young girl, if not a bit skittish. Kinda reminds you of yourself at a young age
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>With school about to start, you walk her back to her car to grab her books
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And here we are, back at the student lot. If you have any other questions, don't hesitate to come visit my off-
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>"I'VE GOT A QUESTION!"
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>Oh boy; coming in on rollerblades, it's the green one you can't stand
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Good Morning, Ano-nymous?
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>He doesn't seem to register you being there, coming to a stop in front of Wallflower
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>"ARE YOU TRYING TO STEAL MY GIRLFRIEND AGAIN, SIS?", he declares while thrusting his finger at you
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You're his sister?
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>Wallflower sighs and rolls her eyes
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>"No, I'm not! I haven't 'stolen' any of your girlfriends! Plus she's the Vice-Principal for crying out loud!"
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>"THEN EXPLAIN JUNE!"
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>"SHE WAS OUR BABYSITTER, AND SHE LIKED ME BETTER ANYWAYS!"
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>You slink back to your office while the two siblings argue about you, leaving them by Wallflower's car
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>You heave a sigh as you slide into your office chair
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Why doesn't this ever happen to Cadence?
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>Monday in Equestria
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>You are Dean Cadence
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>Your favorite musicians are Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, and Captain Beefheart
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>And there is a white moped in your parking space
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>Well, less in your parking space and more behind it, really
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>It's kinda blocking you in
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Whose moped is this?, you wonder aloud as you get closer
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>When you get close enough to touch it, a man in a trench coat and a pantyhose facemask leaps between you and the bike
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>"HAHEHA! THIS IS MY HOG, SWEE-
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aAAAAAAAAAAA!
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>You rip your mace out of your bag and spray him in the eyes
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>"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII"
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>He lets out a girly shriek as he hits the asphalt, ripping his mask off and crying
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>The moped falls onto his foot, the pain pulling his hands from his face
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>Wait a second, you know this green molester
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Androgynous? What are you doing?
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>Nearby, you hear some bushes rustle
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>"Oh right, that scream was my cue!" A voice says from the bushes nearby
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>Walking out from the bush is one of your students, Shining Armor
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>"WALK BY ACTING NONCHALANT", he loudly reads off his palm as he approaches
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>When he gets near your car, he stops, still looking into his palm
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>"H-hoe dare yoo, You F-friend?fiend? YOU FIEND!"
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>He looks from his hand at the two of you, a smug expression of heroism on his face
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>This is quickly replaced by shock when he sees his moped on the floor
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>"My baby! Anonymous, I thought you said you were going to help me get a date with the Dean!"
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>He pulls the moped off of Anonymous and helps him to his feet
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>A date?
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>"Bro trusssst me, the molester/hero trick always works on old-AH GOD THE WIND STINGS MY EYES"
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>You open your car and grab a bottle of water, handing it to Anonymous,
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You know boys, I have some paperwork I forgot to grab> Could you please be gone by the time I get back?
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>Shining Armor turns cherry red and salutes you as you turn to walk away
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>"Ma'am, yes ma'am!"
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>Free from his hands, you hear the moped fall back onto Anonymous's foot
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>"OW! WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE INTO COUGARS, SHINING? WHY?"
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