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Guess The Fetish

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 19:46:02
Expiry: Never
fluttershy/flutterrape/game show

  1. Originally Published February 25th, 2018
  2.  
  3. >Day Game Show in Equestria
  4. >Be Anon, star of Equestria's favorite live gameshow: "So You'd Like To Guess Anon's Fetish?"
  5. "With your host, Fluttershy!"
  6. >Flutters steps out from behind the stage, beaming as she does every time you introduce her to the audience.
  7. >When you ended up in Equestria, you weren't really sure what to expect
  8. >You know you didn't expect T.V. execs to find your being sexual harassed by a timid yellow horse to be "good for sweeps"
  9. >You also didn't expect the show to still be running after five years
  10. >Such is life
  11. >"S-so Anon, what will be tonight's challenge for the grand opportunity of guessing your fetish?"
  12. >Oh right, you host a gameshow
  13. >You want to keep reminiscing though, so you give out a challenge that requires little effort on your part.
  14. "I'm feeling like 'King of the Hill' tonight, Shy!"
  15. >Basically, the show works by contriving challenges for ponies to compete in, with the prize being a chance to guess your fetish, plus a million bits if you guess right
  16. >Not wanting to work with Fluttershy, you did everything you could to sabotage the show in the beginning:
  17. >The Eat The Hay Challenge
  18. >The Get Kicked in The Balls Challenge
  19. >The Insult Princess Celestia Challenge
  20. >You even had ponies recreate wholesale episodes of Jackass, but it just kept shooting ratings up, and you eventually put effort into making the show
  21. >Plus nobody had ever even come close to guessing your fetish anyway, and this was the first stable employment you'd had since coming here
  22. >Heh, stable. Ponies.
  23. >It even helped mend your relationship with Fluttershy, thanks to numerous HR meetings, and you now consider her one of your closest friends
  24. >"A-and we have a winner folks!"
  25.  
  26. >You snap out of your daze, and follow Fluttershy's hoof to where it's pointing
  27. >Looking into the the Challenge Arena, you see a mountain of unconscious ponies
  28. >Hopefully they remembered to pass out the liability wavers this time
  29. >The liability wavers had to be implemented after somebody OD'd during the "Eat All The Fucking Coke" challenge
  30. >On top of the pile of knocked-out horses stands a young griffin, probably no more than 20 years old, and a thin build for her size
  31. >Powerful hind-legs though. If she were human, you'd be on her in an instant. Like damn.
  32. "Are you surrrrre you didn't cheat?", you say with a practiced smarmy grin.
  33. >The audience eats it up. You still don't know why they enjoy that, but hey
  34. >Ratings.
  35. "Anyway, come on up, and we can GUESS..."
  36. >"...THE..."
  37. >"...FETISH!!!!"
  38. >From the bottom of the stage rises a relatively plain looking chair
  39. "Now as we all know, this chair is able to detect my feelings towards what I'm hearing..."
  40. >You sit in the chair, and a hush falls over the crowd
  41. "...And if this chair lights up and you hear bells ringing, then that means you have successfully guessed my fetish, and win the prize of One Million Bits."
  42. >Fluttershy steps up beside you and the Griffin
  43. >"B-but before you guess, why not tell us a bit about yourself?"
  44. >Flutters hands the mic over to the griffin, who takes it
  45. >"I'm so glad to be on the show! My name is Gal; I've been watching since the very beginning, and I'm a huuuuge fa-"
  46. >DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
  47.  
  48. >Oh no
  49. >"G-geeze Anon, aren't you getting a little ahead of yourself?"
  50. >The crowd roars with laughter
  51. >You chuckle too, but your blood runs cold
  52. >Without even making an effort, she got your fetish to a T
  53. >Her voice
  54. >For some reason, her voice is a dead ringer for Eartha Kitt's, and her legs aren't helping you out either
  55. >More important than your fetish though, what's going to happen to you?
  56. >This show was built around your fetish being unguessable
  57. >You're a ratings juggernaut in the late-night category
  58. >You have to find a way to get her off the stage, now
  59. "WELL folks, I'm afraid that's all the time we have tonight!", you say as you stand up from the chair.
  60. >The griffin looks confused
  61. >Good, maybe she'll leave
  62. "But I haven't gotten a chance to gue-"
  63. >DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
  64. >You kick the chair off to backstage
  65. >"S-she's right anon! P-plus we still have ten minutes left in our timeslot."
  66. >Fuck
  67. >You quickly come up with a reason to get her off
  68. >GET HER AWAY, NOT OFF
  69. "Uhhh, I think she cheated? Yes! I'm pretty sure she did."
  70. >The griffin looks furious now
  71. >Oh right, the griffins tend to be pretty prideful
  72. >Fuck
  73. >She knocks you down, pinning you to the floor
  74. >You can feel her thighs resting on the outside of your hips, warm and soft
  75. >bonerpleaseno.jpeg
  76. >Just as your dick accepts your plea for help, the griffin starts yelling at you
  77. >"I WOULD NEVER CHEAT! HOW DARE YOU SAY SUCH A HORRIBLE THI-"
  78. >DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDING
  79. DINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
  80.  
  81.  
  82. >The chair explodes from the energy overload, taking out the entire theater.
  83. >Except for you, Gal, and Fluttershy
  84. >The latter of which is shoveling wingfuls of dirt into her mouth and pressing her hooves hard against her throat
  85. >"W-what do you think Anon? Do I sound like Gal n-EUSGH"
  86. >She starts puking up dirt, and a little blood
  87. >Gal tries yelling at you again, but turns pale and covers her mouth before flying off instead
  88. >You go pick up Fluttershy, and head for the studio doctor to wait for hell.
  89. >Two days passed before the trial began
  90. >The lawyers were just barely able to you and YellowUnderDoctorsOrdersNotToUseHerVocalChordsForTwoMonths from pirson time, thanks to the liability wavers
  91. >But you had to give all your earnings for that season to the families of those who died, a tidy thirty-million bits
  92. >You were also barred from Canterlot Studios for the foreseeable future, and Gal wouldn't even look at you during the trial
  93. >Everybody in town speaks to you in a flat monotone since the final episode aired
  94. >All because of a kids movie from 2000
  95. >Fucking Emperor's New Groove

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