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My Strange Addiction

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:52:40
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally Published April 22nd, 2018
  2.  
  3. My Strange Addiction
  4. Season 2 Episode 3b(Potential) "True Glue"
  5. CameraMare: Flash Bulb
  6. [START OF RECORDING]
  7.  
  8. >[Scene 1]
  9. >[Interior; Fluttershy's Cottage; Living Room]
  10. >[Numerous Labeled Quart Jars lay about on shelves and tables]
  11. I'm s-sorry about the m-mess. I don't get many visitors lately.
  12. >It's perfectly fine, Miss Shy. I am bothering you a bit late in the day, after all.
  13. >Now, your friend Rainbow Dash recommended you to be on My Strange Addiction, and-
  14. >[Fluttershy shakes her head furiously]
  15. Addiction? Oh n-no, I don't have an addiction. I'm just an e-enthusiast.
  16. >[B Reel: Hallway; All shelving space taken by Quart Jars filled with cloudy liquids]
  17. >There's no need to be so, well, shy, about it. Everypony has their own idiosyncrasies.
  18. R-really?
  19. >Of course. Why, I myself enjoy the smell of moldy apples.
  20. >[Fluttershy looks confused]
  21. >[Then relieved]
  22. >See? Nothing to be embarrassed about!
  23. >Now, how did your obsession with glue first begin?
  24. G-glue?
  25. Yes? From what your friend told us, you have quite the appreciation for hot glue; aren't these jars all filled with glue?
  26. >[Zoom in on nearby Quart Jar]
  27. Oh, n-no that's not g-glue.
  28. >Then what is it?
  29. >[Label Reads: March 1st, 2012. Dinner: Salad]
  30. It's semen.
  31. 1/
  32.  
  33. >[Scene 2]
  34. >[Interior; Fluttershy's Cottage; Kitchen]
  35. >[Quart Jars cover the table. Fluttershy peers over a jar to look at the camera]
  36. U-um, I've never had to talk about th-this before.
  37. >Just start with what feels natural.
  38. O-okay.
  39. >[Fluttershy takes in a deep breath]
  40. MynameisFluttershyI'm28andIloveeverythingaboutsemen.
  41. >[Fluttershy exhales]
  42. >Not too hard, is it?
  43. N-not really...
  44. >Okay, let's try again. But slower this time. And a bit more detail.
  45. O-okay.
  46. >[Fluttershy grabs the jar obscuring her face and cradles it]
  47. >[Label Reads: April 1st. Dinner: Steak]
  48. M-my name is Fluttershy. I'm 28 years old, and I love semen. The smell of it, the texture...everything.
  49. >[She opens the jar, taking a deep sniff]
  50. >[A content smile appears on her face]
  51. >[Flash Bulb retches slightly from the smell]
  52. >So-URP-what exactly do you do with all this, uh, spunk?
  53. >[Fluttershy looks defensive]
  54. >Surely you don't EAT all of it, do you?
  55. >[A tan hoof sweeps in front of the camera]
  56. >I mean, there's just so much of it.
  57. O-oh heaven's no! I couldn't possibly eat all of it.
  58. >Whew...
  59. >[Fluttershy gets down from the table]
  60. >[She makes a motion with her wing]
  61. I have lots of other uses for it t-too!
  62. 2/
  63.  
  64. >[Scene 3]
  65. >[Interior; Fluttershy's Cottage; Master Bedroom]
  66. >[The wallpaper is decorated by images of browned fruit]
  67. >Huh.
  68. >[Fluttershy turns to face the camera]
  69. W-what is it?
  70. >Nothing. I guess I just expected something...I don't know. Worse.
  71. Oh. W-well, this is one of the other things I do with the semen I collect.
  72. >[Fluttershy licks a browned pineapple-decorated section of wallpaper, then grimaces]
  73. >Miss Shy?
  74. O-oh dear, this tastes like strawberries. I thought I used the wrong jar.
  75. >[She walks to the closet and opens the door. A large stack of Semen Jars sit inside]
  76. >The wro-no.
  77. Ah, h-here it is.
  78. >[She takes a jar from the closet and, using a brush, paints over the pineapple section she previously licked]
  79. Now I just need to let it dry.
  80. >[A browned piece of wallpaper flakes off the wall]
  81. >I..I think I need to leave.
  82. >[The camera tracks backwards from Fluttershy]
  83. S-sweetie look out! That's a hol-
  84. >WOOOAAAH!
  85. >[The camera tilts up, and both it and Flash Bulb fall backwards]
  86. O-oh my.
  87. >Ow.
  88. >[The sunset through the hole reveals another large cache of semen jars]
  89. >How many jars do you have?
  90. >[Fluttershy's silhouette raises a hoof to her chin]
  91. >A-a little under a thousand, give or take.
  92. >How? Where do you find the time to fuck that many stallions?!
  93. >[Fluttershy giggles]
  94. O-oh no, I'm a one-stallion mare.
  95. >Wha?
  96. Come on, I'll show you!
  97. 3/
  98.  
  99. >[Scene 4]
  100. >[Interior; Anonymous's House; Master Bedroom]
  101. >[The Camera is recording in Night Vision Mode]
  102. >[Flash Bulbs speaks in hushed whipers]
  103. >You got all that semen from...from him?
  104. >[The camera focuses on a sleeping Anonymous, then returns to Fluttershy]
  105. >Just him?
  106. Y-yes.
  107. >Bullshit. Bull. Shit. I'm leaving.
  108. >[Fluttershy reaches a hoof past the camera]
  109. I-I'll prove it to you!
  110. >[She produces a Quart Jar from under her wing, and quietly slinks under the covers]
  111. >Fluttershy! Enough!
  112. >[The camera moves to focus on the bed]
  113. >[A gentle bobbing starts near Anonymous's crotch]
  114. >"O-oh~~ Applejack"
  115. >[The bobbing speeds up]
  116. >Fluttershy! Cut it out!
  117. >"Ooh~~oh~h-HAH!AAAAH~~h-whu?"
  118. >[Anonymous throws his blankets to the side]
  119. >[Fluttershy is sitting in front of his crotch, a full jar in her hooves]
  120. I-I usually put a tranquilizer in your dinners to paralyze you. But I f-forgot this time.
  121. >[Fluttershy darts for the window, rebounding against the glass]
  122. >[The jar's contents empty on her as she falls unconscious]
  123. >"Fucking Fluttershy."
  124. >[Anonymous stares at the camera]
  125. >"I-is that a recording light? Are there two of you?!"
  126. >[The camera shakes as Flash Bulb scrambles to stand up]
  127. >"GET BACK HERE!"
  128. >[The Hallway, Stairs, and Living Room blur past]
  129. >[Flash Bulb dives out the window she and Fluttershy used to get inside]
  130. >"FUCKING MYSTERY HORSE!"
  131.  
  132. [END OF RECORDING]

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