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A Merry Christmas Poem

By Greggums
Created: 2021-10-25 20:57:23
Expiry: Never

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    Originally Published December 25th, 2018
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    >Twas Hearths Warming Eve in Ponyville Town
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    >The happy small horses were settling down
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    >They sat by the fire with the ones that they loved
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    >And prayed that the Wendigos stayed high above
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    >But down in the borough was one grumpy bum
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    >His name was Anon, and he yelled with a grumb
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    This holiday season has me in a mood.
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    I'm cold and alone, and I don't have any food.
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    >It was then that he heard three knocks and an "EEP"
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    Even on Holidays, her lust doesn't sleep...
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    >He opened the door, and there stood a horse
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    >Who was yellow and pink and horny, of course
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    >"G-g-good evening Anon, I hope you're w-well."
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    I was actually busy in personal hell.
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    >"W-well that won't do!" Said the horse, with a shiver
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    >And through his legs into the house she did slither
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    Goddamnit Fluttershy, why are you here?
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    >"I just want to give you some holiday cheer!"
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    >From under her wing, she pulled out a creature
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    >From every animal, he had a feature
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    >"Good evening, Anonymous!" cried Discord with glee
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    >And quick as a flash, he was wrapped a hug
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    >"Now Flutters and I stole your journal last week,"
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    >A clone of Discord pulled out a rug
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    >"And we learned of your holiday, which sounds really neat."
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    >Flutters set up a table and lit up some candles
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    >And Discord, he set them on top of his antler
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    >He popped off his horn and set it on the altar
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    >Anon tried to make words, but his mouth it did falter
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    >Their Hannukah setup would have made him say "Aw"
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    Goddamnit you retards I celebrate Kwanzaa
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    >The candles blew out, and the room it fell silent
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    >Perhaps it was harsh, but he said what he meant
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    >Discord cried, and Fluttershy weeped
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    >And Anon couldn't help but feel like a creep
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    >They stole from you, those thieving mongs
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    >But they at least made an effort, even if it was wrong
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    >Anon strode to the table and picked up a match
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    This is how you light them. Watch.
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    >The duo stopped crying and focused with intent
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    >And the human felt a glow from deep in his chest
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    >To share with others, and to act your best
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    >Perhaps this is what the holidays meant?
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    >The evening passed as he made yuletide gay
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    >It may not have been perfect, but it was still a nice day

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