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Originally Published December 25th, 2018
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>Twas Hearths Warming Eve in Ponyville Town
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>The happy small horses were settling down
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>They sat by the fire with the ones that they loved
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>And prayed that the Wendigos stayed high above
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>But down in the borough was one grumpy bum
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>His name was Anon, and he yelled with a grumb
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This holiday season has me in a mood.
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I'm cold and alone, and I don't have any food.
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>It was then that he heard three knocks and an "EEP"
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Even on Holidays, her lust doesn't sleep...
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>He opened the door, and there stood a horse
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>Who was yellow and pink and horny, of course
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>"G-g-good evening Anon, I hope you're w-well."
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I was actually busy in personal hell.
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>"W-well that won't do!" Said the horse, with a shiver
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>And through his legs into the house she did slither
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Goddamnit Fluttershy, why are you here?
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>"I just want to give you some holiday cheer!"
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>From under her wing, she pulled out a creature
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>From every animal, he had a feature
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>"Good evening, Anonymous!" cried Discord with glee
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>And quick as a flash, he was wrapped a hug
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>"Now Flutters and I stole your journal last week,"
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>A clone of Discord pulled out a rug
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>"And we learned of your holiday, which sounds really neat."
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>Flutters set up a table and lit up some candles
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>And Discord, he set them on top of his antler
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>He popped off his horn and set it on the altar
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>Anon tried to make words, but his mouth it did falter
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>Their Hannukah setup would have made him say "Aw"
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Goddamnit you retards I celebrate Kwanzaa
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>The candles blew out, and the room it fell silent
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>Perhaps it was harsh, but he said what he meant
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>Discord cried, and Fluttershy weeped
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>And Anon couldn't help but feel like a creep
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>They stole from you, those thieving mongs
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>But they at least made an effort, even if it was wrong
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>Anon strode to the table and picked up a match
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This is how you light them. Watch.
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>The duo stopped crying and focused with intent
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>And the human felt a glow from deep in his chest
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>To share with others, and to act your best
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>Perhaps this is what the holidays meant?
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>The evening passed as he made yuletide gay
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>It may not have been perfect, but it was still a nice day
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