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>Be Anon.
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>You've been living in Equestria for about a year now.
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>A few months ago you got a roommate.
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>her name is Floor Bored
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>She really fun to hang out with.
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>enjoys the same kind of shows and vidya as you.
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>Not a whole lot you disagree on
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>accept maybe hygiene
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>like the current pair of panties she has on have been on for almost two weeks now.
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>And the smell...
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>That smell just drives your dick crazy
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>You make excuses to go outside before the smell drives you to mount her.
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>Recently you're finding you need to get out more often.
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>those pheromones are getting stronger.
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>It's not that you don't find her extremely attractive, you really do find her to be the hottest thing on four legs.
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>You just don't your first time with her to result in prison.
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>But tonight you got it all figured out.
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>You're gonna get some of that super fancy Ramen from that place on the other side of town.
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>Your sake and sake drink set were delivered a few days ago.
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>You are now on your way home with Midori Days, a weird romance anime about a girl who turns into her crushes hand.
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>Tonight is going to be an amazing, albeit weeby night.
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>You get home to your apartment
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>Your roommates scent welcomes you back
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>Followed by Floor herself
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>keep it together man, You've kept it together this long, you can keep it together for another hour or so.
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Hey Floor, ready for the fanciest anime night of your life?
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>"Yeah I am!"
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>She seems pretty excited
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>maybe she even knows whats happening tonight.
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>That's perfect no surprise last minute rejections
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>Not that she really would, no offense to her but she does seem pretty desperate for a good dicking.
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Do you mind staying in your room for a bit so I can prepare some stuff?
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>"sure, I was just gonna masssss... farm some dungeons anyway"
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>subtle as always.
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>You call up the ramen place to have them deliver your order as you set up your beverages and get the TV all set up.
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>You grab some cushy blankets from your closet when you hear a knock on the door.
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>A unicorn carefully levitating two bowls, two sets of chopsticks and an order slip.
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>"Is this the Anonymous residence?" He asks looking up from the slip.
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It sure is
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>"Good, your order comes to 65 bits"
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>As you get your money out he brings the food over to the table where you placed tonight liquor.
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>You pay the delivery pony and tip him a nice 25 extra bits, on account this fine fellow hlping you make tonight perfect.
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>Thank you sir, and may I say I hope your night goes smoothly.
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Thanks my man, you have a good night too.
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>You shut the door and call for Floor
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>She opens her door to reveal a most tantalizing sight
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>She is wearing nothing but her underpants
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>granted everyone around here usually wears nothing
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>But Floor almost always has some manner of clothing on
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>her hoodie in the cold months and a tank top in the hot months
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>but almost always some manor of undergarments.
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>the one time she wore your boxers was pretty hot.
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>Floor trots over to the couch and hops under the blankets.
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>she worms her way around until she can finally poke her head out from underneath.
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>She looks so cute under that blanket.
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>you join her under the covers and hit play to start up the night of weebish delights.
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>you both slurp down on the bomb ass ramen laughing at the show you put on.
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>during the quiet moments she rest her head on your shoulders
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>even if you don't have sex tonight, it would still be a pretty amazing night.
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>You move on to the sake
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>you're making sure neither of you get too drunk, but still drunk enough to all the nasty things you wanna do
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>You learn Floor is something of a giggly drunk
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>Just one more thing on the list of reasons you love her.
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>She stops giggling and gives you the look
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>you know the one.
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>"I know whats going on anon"
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You do?
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>"I-I do... I've been waiting for this for a w-while."
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>her nervous stutter is doing things to you right now
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>she throws the blanket off the couch and pushes you back gently
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>she unzips your fly and pulls out your raging boner.
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>she sizes it up for a while before taking it into her mouth and and swirling her tongue around the tip.
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>shit
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>this isn't quite what you had in mind.
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>you better act fast or your gonna blow your load in the wrong hole.
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Floor wait!
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>she stops and looks at you.
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>you take this moment to grab her shoulders
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>wha- what are you doing
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>In you gently push her back as she did you
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>she lets out an cute little squeak
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>She lands on her back, hooves in the air
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>before she can get up you move yourself over her
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>she looks a tad frightened
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>you gently kiss her on the head
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>seems to have calmed her down, as she's now looking at you with a look of trusting serenity
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>you kiss her once again on her snout
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>you slide your hand down her floofy chest, turning off to her side as you reach her belly until you get to the lining of her panties
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>you put the other hand into position as well
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>You look at her face once more
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>she's ready
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>your dick is about ready to blow
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>you better hurry
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>You gently pull off her panties and-
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>oh fuck
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>That's a dick
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>But... mares aren't supposed to have penises
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>what do? WHAT DO?!
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>"Anon?"
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>You look up into Floor's face
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>"What's the matter?"
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I-I thought... You... uhhh... I mean
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>It dawns on Floor what's wrong
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>"y-y-you thought I was a m-mare?"
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B-but your panties!
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>"my panties?" Floor seems confused again
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>"Anon... these are briefs...
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>You examine them more closely
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>sure enough they are briefs
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>This kind of shit is why you had to repeat kindergarten
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>"Anon..."
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>you look back up into Floors eyes
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>"I will gladly be your mare"
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>what
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>Floor finishes pulling off his-
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>HER!
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>HER undergarments.
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>You just gotta keep pretending Floor is a mare to get through this
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>"D-do be gentle though"
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>Your dick isn't quite as excited as it was before but it hasn't lost too much steam
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>You get into position to make the plunge
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>"wait!"
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>Floor reaches into the cushions and pulls a bottle of lube from under them.
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>He- SHE! she gently drizzles it's contents onto the tip of your dick
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>"o-ok now we're ready"
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>You take a deep breath and let out a hopefully inaudible "no homo"
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>You press into Floor's ass
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>Floor's insides are tight
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>Each movement you make inside him- HER-
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>...
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>FUCK IT
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>Those anons on that Jamaican Bobsledding forum were right.
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>you are a HUUUUUUGE faggot.
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>There is no denying it now, You had your dick in another dudes mouth and now have your dick in said other dude's ass
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>but by god is it wondrful
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>Each thrust forces a moan or timid squeak from Floor.
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>Seriously though, who could blame you for thinking Floor was a mare?
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>Those sounds are much too feminine to be a stallion.
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>And Floor isn't exactly... gifted.
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>It's at full length now and it isn't much bigger then yours.
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>You notice Floor seems to trying to hold back from cumming.
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>Oh hell no
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>Floor may have tricked you into some serious homosexuality but you are not coming first and looking like a chump.
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>You start pounding harder and deeper into his ass
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>"Anon! Ah! p-please s-s-slow A-AH down! you're hur-hurting me"
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>He may be in pain but that doesn't mean he isn't loving this right now.
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>You can see him twitching down there
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>you keep pounding until finally Floor can' hold it in anymore
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>With a sharp gasp he fires his load
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>His open mouth catching some of his own juices
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>probably not what he planned but he doesn't seem disgusted by it.
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>Your partner now fulfilled and perhaps a little sore you return to a steady hump for a bit.
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>Now it's your turn to shoot your goo
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>you gradually pick up the pace but you're careful not to go as hard as you went before.
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>firm but gentle thrusts until finally
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>huh... you didn't know blowing your load in someones ass made that kind of sound.
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>definitely just as messy as your hentais though...
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>You both take a moment to catch your breath
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>"Was I good mare anon?" Floor asks
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Actually... yeah... you were amazing.
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>Floor still has your semen all over his face.
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>Despite how totally gay tonight was, it was even better then you hoped somehow.
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>you wouldn't mind doing this again
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Come on, lets clean you up
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>Your roommate follows you into the bathroom
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>Floor may not be the mare of your dreams, but with a tight ass like that who's complaining?
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>The End
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