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Clickity clack clickity clack... tap tap tap... click... click...
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>And with that the deed was done.
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>You hoped it was enough.
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>Just a moment a while ago your friend got off for the night.
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>Or at least she though she did.
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>She had apparently left her computer on.
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>It wasn't too uncommon for her to do that.
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>It is thanks to that habit that you know where to send the gift.
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>You had heard her mention her address when she was either ordering something or needed something fixed.
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>But this today you heard her crying.
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>You have no idea why but she sounded absolutely devastated.
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>A while before she mentioned she really wanted to buy a venus fly trap but couldn't afford it.
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>Hopefully it get's there tomorrow.
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>What to do now though?
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>No particularly interesting threads on any part of ponechan today.
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>A bit too tired to play anything at the moment.
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>Don't really feel like working on any of your projects either.
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>Maybe you'll just go to sleep.
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>You crawl onto your fold up couch.
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>You should really fold it out into a bed but it was always such a pain in the ass.
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>You'll probably get around to it when your back starts to hurt like it usually ends up doing.
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KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
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>Who could that be?
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>You didn't order any food today...
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>You look out the peep hole.
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>It's a stallion, and he doesn't seem to have food.
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>You unlock all the locks and open the door a bit and stick your head out.
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>"H-hello?"
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>"Hey, Cipher right?"
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>WHO THE FUCK IS HE?!
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>HOW DOES HE NOW YOUR NAME?!
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>OH CELESTIA!
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>HE'S ONE OF THOSE GLOW IN THE DARK MOTHER FUCKERS!
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>THIS IS HOW IT ENDS!
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>I got some of your mail today in my mailbox today.
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>Oh...
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>He's just a neighbor.
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>He gives you some junk mail addressed to you.
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>Not sure why he thought you would care about that.
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>"Th-thanks"
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>Just a "Thanks" and not a "Thank you"? now he's gonna think you hate him.
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>Damnit why do you have to over think this shit?
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>Wait why is he still standing there?
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>"That's not the only reason I came here..."
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>What other reason could he possibly have for coming here?
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>Hopefully you didn't fuck something up.
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>"Some of the other tenants and I are having a Hearths Warming party tomorrow night."
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>Oh, he just came to warn you about the noise, that's perfectly-
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>"And I came here to invite you!"
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>Invite... me? to a party?!
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>"I'm not sure if you have anything already planned for tomorrow, but if you can make it we'd be glad to have you!"
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>This would have been much easier if he had just come to kill you.
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>"I'll uh... see what I can do..." you say, shrinking back behind the door a bit.
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>"Well we hope you can make it! if you are able it's down in apartment 36, and it should be starting around 7 or so."
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>"G-great" This conversation has gone on longer then you're comfortable with.
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>"Hope to see you there!" he says before going down the hall.
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>You swiftly shut the door, press you back against it and slide down onto the floor.
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>A party?
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>You?
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>Well... you don't have to go.
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>But you were invited to...
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>It's not like you're doing anything special that night.
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>But that means socializing, and you're terrible at that.
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>What are you going to even talk about? Compilers? switch statements? calls to sub routines?
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>You are one boring pony.
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>Well you have until tomorrow night to figure out what to talk about, or decide whether to not to actually go.
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>You do something nice for somepony else and this is how the universe thanks you.
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>No good deed goes unpunished you guess.
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>Maybe you should go to sleep and gather your thoughts when you wake up.
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>You return to your fold up couch and lay down.
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>You awake probably 10 hours later, but still lay on that couch.
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>Gazing at the ceiling thinking about your options.
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>Maybe you shouldn't go...
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>It's probably better they don't get to know you and realize what a weirdo you are.
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>On the other hand, there is probably free food, and it's probably better then what you've been eating most of the time...
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>The prospect of fancy food is pretty enticing.
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>Fuck it.
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>It will be probably be better then spending your night blowing your baby batter into tissues like usual.
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>Damnit, that means taking a shower...
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>Just some time to think about what to talk about you guess... and maybe some other things...
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>You go to the bathroom and get in the shower.
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>That grey-green spot has gotten bigger...
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>Whatever, you have more pressing matters at hoof.
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>You soap yourself up and start scrubbing.
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>While doing so you remember that mare who was in front of you at the convenience store with the piercings...
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>Well why not?
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>Maybe it'll keep you from popping a boner at the party, at least for a while anyway.
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>Afterwards you turn off the water and shake yourself off before stepping out.
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>You stepo out of the bathroom and look at the clock.
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>5:53 PM
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>Shit, seems your shower thoughts took longer then you thought.
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>You still have about an hour...
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>You still don't have idea what to talk about...
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>Guess you'll just have to wing it.
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>Just gotta remember not to drop any Z bombs.
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>As long as you don't do that, you should hopefully be fine.
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>With much better things to do you instead decide to browse ponechan a bit instead of using your time wisely to think up things to talk about.
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>You look at the time.
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>6:48
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>Better get going...
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>With a deep breath you step out into the hallway and head towards the stairs.
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>The elevator works perfectly fine but you're trying to buy some time.
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>Well, here you are... apartment 36.
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>You can hear lots talking from inside.
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>This is going to be rough.
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>Another heavy sigh.
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>You knock on the door.
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>The pony who invited answers the door.
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>"Cipher! you made it!"
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>"Hey..."
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>Uhh...
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>YOU FORGOT HIS NAME?!
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>Wait... did he even tell you his name?
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>You freeze up
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>Off to great start already
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>"Sunny! Where are the extra cups?"
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>He looks back at a pink mare with blue hair.
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>"Oh, hello there." She approaches you you.
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>"Hey, Candy! this is Cipher, he lives on your floor."
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>She shakes your hoof.
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>Oh shit, a mare touched you.
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>"It's nice to meet you!" She says.
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>"It-it's n-nice to meet you t-too"
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>Probably a good thing you took a long shower.
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>Popping a boner over a hoofshake would make for a terrible first impression.
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>"Come on in, come on in!" Sunny says as he ushers you in.
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>"There is food over on that table there" Candy point over to a large table covered in various snacks and drinks.
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>"Now if you'll excuse me, Sunny and I need to find the cups." She turns around and heads to what you guess is the kitchen with Sunny.
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>Now it's just you and a bunch of ponies in a stranger's living room.
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>You carefully make your way to the food.
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>Lots to choose from.
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>As you decide what to snack on something bumps into you.
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>A very pink mare has backed into you.
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>Oh sweet Celestia, another mare touched you.
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>This time with her butt.
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>You touched a mares butt!
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>Uh oh.
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>A twitch.
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>"Ohmygosh! I'm sorry!"
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>That voice sounds familiar...
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>As she turned to face you catch a glimpse of her cutie mark.
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>Balloons.
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>It couldn't be...
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>You look at the mares face.
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>It looks like her...
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>But her mane is different...
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>It's flattened out, not wild and curly.
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>The resemblance and cutie mark are pretty uncanny though.
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>"Hi! I'm Pi- Party Favor!" She says.
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>"H-hey, I'm C-Cipher"
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>"It's so nice to meet you Cipher! Are you having a good time?"
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>"Um, y-yeah! A great time!" You did get to touch a mares butt, so it is going pretty well.
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>"Ooooh! what do we have here?!" she looks at the table of goodies and get distracted picking out things to eat.
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>You can't believe you thought Pinkie Pie would be here.
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>Could you imagine?
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>Touching Pinkie Pie's butt?
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>How soft and warm it would be as you...
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>WAIT
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>NO
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>STAHP
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>You quickly grab a plate and start focusing on the food on the table.
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>There was quite a bit to choose from.
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>Baked goods, fancy crackers and cheeses and veggie platters.
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>A lot of choices to distract you from boner thoughts.
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>"Hello there!"
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>You turn to see a burly blue stallion holding out his hoof.
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>"H-hi" You say as you reach out to meet his hoof.
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>Upon contact he starts violently shaking it as he introduces himself.
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>"Rusty Wrench! Plumber by trade"
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>"Oh... n-neat." he's going to tear your arm off at this rate.
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>"How about you?"
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>How about I wha- OH
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>"Cipher, I'm a uhhh... programmer"
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>"Really?" he finally lets go of your hoof.
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>"What do you program?" He seems genuinely interested.
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>"Uhh... well, a lot of scripts automate various tasks to allow ponies to focus on more important tasks that can't or shouldn't be automated."
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>"Huh, that sounds pretty fancy"
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>Those kinda of things were pretty basic, but you suppose that would sound pretty fancy if you had no knowledge of programming.
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>"Oh hey, is that hummus?"
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>He moves past you and starts plopping some dollops of Hummus on a plate while striking up a conversation with Party Favor.
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>Whew...
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>All this excitement has got your bladder worked up.
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>You go in search of the bathroom.
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>Fortunately you don't need to ask anyone where it is.
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>You go in and lock the door and turn the handle to be absolutely sure it's locked.
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>As you start relieving yourself you notice Sunny's choice of bathroom reading.
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>Neighshonal Geographic.
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>Huh... Wonder if he's got any with Zeeb titties?
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>After you finish you take a look.
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>Oh yeah he does...
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>OH CELESTIA DAMNIT!
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>It's fine, a little chub, but nothing that won't go down in a bit.
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>You put the magazine back and flush the toilet.
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>Huh...
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>Isn't the water supposed to go down?
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>You flush it again.
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>Uhhh...
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>Uh oh...
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>It's rising really fast.
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>SHIT
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>PANIC TIME
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>You find the plunger and start pumping.
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>Nothing.
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>How did this happen?!
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>All did was take a piss!
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>Wait... Rusty!
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>You step out of the bathroom and bump into Sunny.
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>"Hey Cipher! having a good time?"
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>Not at this moment.
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>"Umm, the uhh... the bathroom... umm... I uhh..." It's kinda hard to admit to your host you may have flooded his bathroom.
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>He look's confused.
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>He looks into the bathroom.
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>"OH DAMNIT!"
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>That's it, he hates you now.
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>You fucked up his nice bathroom.
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>And now everypony is going to know you as the guy who ruined the Hearths Warming party.
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>Your face is burning up.
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>Rusty comes over and looks inside.
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>"I told him that pipe was still fucked up from last year! Shoulda just taken care of it myself."
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>What?
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>It wasn't your fault?
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>Oh thank Celestia!
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>"Crap, we're gonna have to end the party early..."
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>It just keeps getting better!
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>"Everpony! could I get your attention!?"
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>Everypony turns to Sunny as he explains the situation.
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>"If some of you could stick around and help clean up that would be great!"
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>Your first instinct is to say "Fuck that" and sneak out.
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>But
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>They did invite you and you did have a nice time...
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>You could help out, if just for a little bit
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>You help by piling towels in front of the bathroom door to help soak up the flood from the toilet.
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>Rusty apparently went to the root of the problem in the basement, swearing the whole way out.
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>Afterwards Candy gives you a wrapped plate
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>"A little something for you to snack on when you get home" she says.
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>"Th-thank you." That was really nice, especially since you didn't actually get to eat anything.
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>"Oh and here." Sunny gives you a brightly colored bag.
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>"Just a little Hearths Warming present."
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>You grab it by the handle with your mouth.
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>"Shank yoush"
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>"See ya later! Don't be stranger now!" Sunny says as you head out.
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>You wave to him as you leave.
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>That was awfully nice of him.
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>Upon returning home you set the plate down on the counter and drop the bag gently on the floor and look inside.
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>A fancy cheese, cracker and mustard box alongside a a festive coffee mug.
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>This whole thing went a lot better then it probably should have.
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>You didn't make a huge ass of yourself and kinda made some... acquaintances.
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>Probably a bit too early to call them friends just yet.
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>And now that you're in the privacy of your own home...
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>You can resume that thought about Pinkie Pie's soft round ass.
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