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RGRE - The Grand Sunbutt
By SatyrfagCreated: 2022-01-04 05:27:13
Updated: 2022-08-24 03:06:10
Expiry: Never
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>You are Anon.
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>Occultist from a long line of occultists.
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>Your grandfather died recently, and bequeathed you his entire library, including a Grand Albert.
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>This rare arcane tome, allegedly penned by Albertus Magnus (hence the name) cannot be bought, sold, traded, or stolen. Once opened by a new owner, it must be willingly given away or bequeathed.
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>Otherwise, the book simply returns to its previous owner.
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>You have no idea why there's a note on the cover calling it "The Grand Sunbutt!"
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>It's not in your grandfather's handwriting, either.
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>You tried every spell that you knew of to analyze the contents of the book from outside.
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>Nothing worked.
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>With some trepidation, you eventually gathered your courage, opened the book, and read it cover to cover.
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>Nothing seemed out of the ordinary for an occult tome.
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>That night, a fat-assed white alicorn came and sat on your face.
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>Then she sat on your crotch - well, bounced, really.
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>Then she came back the next night and did it again.
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>And you got another round of it the night after that.
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>This time, she was gleefully babbling about keeping you unshod and erect in the kitchen.
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>You're not sure what that was about, but now you know why the old man died of a combination heart attack and crushed pelvis.
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>And why his week-dead corpse had an erection that STILL hadn't gone down when the paramedics kicked his door in.
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>It's a NICE ass.
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