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RGRE - The Grand Sunbutt

By Satyrfag
Created: 2022-01-04 05:27:13
Updated: 2022-08-24 03:06:10
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >You are Anon.
  2. 2.
    >Occultist from a long line of occultists.
  3. 3.
    >Your grandfather died recently, and bequeathed you his entire library, including a Grand Albert.
  4. 4.
    >This rare arcane tome, allegedly penned by Albertus Magnus (hence the name) cannot be bought, sold, traded, or stolen. Once opened by a new owner, it must be willingly given away or bequeathed.
  5. 5.
    >Otherwise, the book simply returns to its previous owner.
  6. 6.
    >You have no idea why there's a note on the cover calling it "The Grand Sunbutt!"
  7. 7.
    >It's not in your grandfather's handwriting, either.
  8. 8.
    >You tried every spell that you knew of to analyze the contents of the book from outside.
  9. 9.
    >Nothing worked.
  10. 10.
    >With some trepidation, you eventually gathered your courage, opened the book, and read it cover to cover.
  11. 11.
    >Nothing seemed out of the ordinary for an occult tome.
  12. 12.
     
  13. 13.
    >That night, a fat-assed white alicorn came and sat on your face.
  14. 14.
    >Then she sat on your crotch - well, bounced, really.
  15. 15.
    >Then she came back the next night and did it again.
  16. 16.
    >And you got another round of it the night after that.
  17. 17.
    >This time, she was gleefully babbling about keeping you unshod and erect in the kitchen.
  18. 18.
    >You're not sure what that was about, but now you know why the old man died of a combination heart attack and crushed pelvis.
  19. 19.
    >And why his week-dead corpse had an erection that STILL hadn't gone down when the paramedics kicked his door in.
  20. 20.
    >It's a NICE ass.

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