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>The abandoned cafe is well secured
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>Some cultists are heavily armed with assault riffles outside
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>Luckily, you are a Saint, so that means that you don't give a shit!
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>You ram a big ATV to the entrance, crushing whatever resistance they could have
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"Come on norman, go go go!"
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>"Let's blow these assholes!"
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>You two get in the first basement
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>Guys were expecting you
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>Norman and you take cover behind two pillars
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"Norman, get ready!"
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>You throw two smoke grenades to the area
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>The enemies can't see where you two are
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>Both attack up front, killing 6 cultists
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"Change! Cover me!"
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>you two swap the main weapon, Eight Days style, and you move forward
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>Norman sends lead to the scattered enemies, and 5 more come from the lower level
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>Norman takes cover, and all the enemy fire is focused on him
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>You sneak and take one enemy as human shield
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>Using your shotgun, you take out 4 more cultists
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>There's only 3, and they kill your shield
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>Before taking damage, norman takes out the last enemies using his guns akimbo style
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"Come on, we have to push through!"
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>Norman takes a flash grenade, and throws it to the alleway to the sub 2nd floor
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>A few screams come from low, meaning they are blind
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>Since is a straight road, you use the shotgun to take another 5 out
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>When you are about to open the metal door, you see something in the bull's eye
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"RPG!!"
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>You and Norman retreat, but the blast was too strong: both fall as the door is blasted away. Behind there's 23 cultists
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>You two cover at the sides of the door
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>Norman and you rise the metal door and use it as cover
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>Norman shoots the MG, trying to mow down as many as he can
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>After a moment, 15 cultists are together
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>You take your two UZi's and destroy them
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>After that, you throw a flashbang
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"Take cover!"
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>A white flash goes off, and the cultists are blinded
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>Norman goes head on to the enemies
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>Bad move since 10 more appeared from the door taking to the last floor
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>The enemies retaliate, and Norman evades the shooting MC Hammer style
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>One bullet passes close to his hips, and his pants fall off, showing his penis
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>All the cultists stop as they stare the big member in confusion, and Norman hitting a guy in the forehead with it, leaving a mushroom shaped mark
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"Haha, I though you didn't brought the Penetrator"
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>Norman recovers and steals one of the cultists's pants
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>They look like parachuting pants
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>Before they react to a guy taking some pants, you take the last 8
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"Alright, we are free to go"
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>"Great. I'm tired of the goddamn cultists in the goddamn basement"
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>When Norman goes to the second metal door to the sub 3rd floor, an explotion opens it
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>Norman is out!
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>The crazy cultists are making a last stand by agrouping 3 psychos with a RPG!
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>You swap the MG with your Saint Brand Dubstep Gun! (tm)
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>A few shots later, they are dancing to the raving techno music
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>You use Saint Brand Malt Liquor to revive Norman
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>"Agh, fuck that hurt"
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"Come on man, boost me!"
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>Norman assumes position, and boost you for a small jump forward
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>Your bracelets shine, and you hulk punch the last cultists
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>BLAM!!! The entire place gets coated in blood!
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>"That was awesome!"
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"This is how Saints fight!"
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>Yeah! High five time!
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"Take the rockets. We are blowing this shit up"
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>Norman takes the RPG and both of you go to the last floor
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>A maniacal laugh sounds all over the room
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>Some candles light up, and a priest appears
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>He made crazy surgeries to his body: his shoulders are plates of metal, and his bald head is bleeding while sporting two big goat horns
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>His bare chest has serious cuts that read "ironic"
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>>"Why you two dare to disturb our underground lord's slumber, you plebs?"
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>"Your "lord" tried to murder me, and I'm going to return the favor!"
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>>"You have no bussines here!"
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>He rises a machete, cuts himself, and splats his blood on the floor
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>From the small drops, big humanoid figures rise
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>>"Lord Scott, give me strenght to defeat these mainstream sluts"
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"Alright, let the good times roll!"
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>You take out a burst rifle, and shoot the humanoids
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>They look very weak, since one hit makes them explode in small drops of blood
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"Woah, and I though satanic priests were more original than that"
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>>"My blood followers were summoned only by me!"
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"Well, nah. Either dark priests or parasites monsters do that"
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>>"I was the first on doing that!"
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"No. How about you bring your zombie army so we get the cliches done? You hipster posse"
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>>"I am a true hipster priest!"
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>"Yeah, right. And you won't blow up!"
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>Norman shoots a rocket to the priest
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>He got a direct hit!
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>The priest recovers quickly, and his machete shines red
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>Norman is reloading the RPG, but before he shoots it again, the priest slashes the air, creating a red crimson wave
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>Norman gets hit, and the rocket goes to the roof
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>BUM! The entire top falls, and 2 floors crush him
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>A red shine comes from the rubble
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>Norman and you take cover
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>> *BLAM* "Rocks won't stop my lord's duty!"
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"Norman! Retreat!"
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>Carrying his damaged body, Norman goes to the entrance
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>You shoot all the rubble, rising lots of dust
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>>"A dirty tactic for a Saint"
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"At least I don't pray for my own damnation"
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>You shot to the priest, but the dust cloud is too big
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>You go into the cloud with your shotgun equiped
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>A few moments later you found him
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"Eat lead you fuck!"
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>A straight shot to the face, but he barely flinched
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"You have to be fucking kidding me"
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>The priest grab you, and stabs you with his machete
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>The armor managed to save you from instant death
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>He throws you away
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>>"Do not cry Saint. I'll soon join you to my troops"
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>Before he strikes again, a barrage of bullets hit his back
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>It's Norman!
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"Nolan! Hold on!"
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>>"You?! The curse of my blade should have killed you?!"
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>"Next time don't leave medical equipment lying around!"
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>You manage to run away
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>The priest starts to scream, but his screams aren't human anymore
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>He runs towards Norman, slowly turning into a demon
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>He jumps, and Norman points the RPG at him
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>>"ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!"
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"And boom goes the dynamite"
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>Norman shoots the RPG into the demon's mouth
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>The monster swallows the projectile, and his body explodes
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>You are Norman
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>After a battle through the first circle of Hell, you manage to rise victorious
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>Maybe you are happy that God gave you a Saint to protect you
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>A walk deep in the last floor, you see a small strange box
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>It looks like a bad puppet: the arms, head and legs are just pasted onto a wooden box
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>You take it and open it
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>It has a human heart, and a gruesome vibe comes from it
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>You don't need to add two plus two. This is his heart
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"Let's go Nolan. We got what we need"
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>As you two return, the rubble moves and the priest rises, full of bloody bruises and cuts
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>>"You think you can stop him?"
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>You and Nolan turn back and shoot him with your pistols
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>The priest falls, and you two reload
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>He rises again
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>>"M-my Lo-rd will kill you"
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"God fucking dammit" *takes out two colts*
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>"Just die already!" *pulls out golden Desert Eagle*
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>You two unload all the bullets into his chest, destroying whatever flesh and bone is inside
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>The priest falls, and doesn't move
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>You stay for a bit, but confirming he is gone, you leave again
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>Or it was before your foot hits his machete
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>You grab it, and a twisted idea comes to your head
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>You walk up to the body of the priest, and chop his head off!
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>Back at the surface, you throw his head in the reciclable can of the cafe
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>"Remind me to never piss you off"
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"Too late, I'm already pissed"
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>you two get inside the ATV, and go back to HQ
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>In HQ, purple and Sunset are at the entrance
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"Sunset! You are alright!"
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>Before you can give her a reassuring hug, she kicks you in the balls and punches your face
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>You fall on the ground
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"Ow! The fuck was that for?!"
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SS: That was for punching me asshole!
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>She starts to kick you
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N: Wait! Sunset, stop!
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TS: The agents explained it to you! It wasn't his fault!
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SS: I don't give a shit! Let me kick him!
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>Nolan grabs her and starts carrying her away
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SS: Let me go you idiot! I'm not done with him!
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>Nolan carries Sunset inside the building, and you are left with Purple
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"Ugh... And I though her kicks hurted when she used boots, heels are a bitch"
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>"Sorry, when the agents told her what happened she didn't took it so well"
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"I could see it Purple. She kicked my balls"
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>You stand up
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"Come on. Nolan took the item inside. We have to go"
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