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- >The abandoned cafe is well secured
- >Some cultists are heavily armed with assault riffles outside
- >Luckily, you are a Saint, so that means that you don't give a shit!
- >You ram a big ATV to the entrance, crushing whatever resistance they could have
- "Come on norman, go go go!"
- >"Let's blow these assholes!"
- >You two get in the first basement
- >Guys were expecting you
- >Norman and you take cover behind two pillars
- "Norman, get ready!"
- >You throw two smoke grenades to the area
- >The enemies can't see where you two are
- >Both attack up front, killing 6 cultists
- "Change! Cover me!"
- >you two swap the main weapon, Eight Days style, and you move forward
- >Norman sends lead to the scattered enemies, and 5 more come from the lower level
- >Norman takes cover, and all the enemy fire is focused on him
- >You sneak and take one enemy as human shield
- >Using your shotgun, you take out 4 more cultists
- >There's only 3, and they kill your shield
- >Before taking damage, norman takes out the last enemies using his guns akimbo style
- "Come on, we have to push through!"
- >Norman takes a flash grenade, and throws it to the alleway to the sub 2nd floor
- >A few screams come from low, meaning they are blind
- >Since is a straight road, you use the shotgun to take another 5 out
- >When you are about to open the metal door, you see something in the bull's eye
- "RPG!!"
- >You and Norman retreat, but the blast was too strong: both fall as the door is blasted away. Behind there's 23 cultists
- >You two cover at the sides of the door
- >Norman and you rise the metal door and use it as cover
- >Norman shoots the MG, trying to mow down as many as he can
- >After a moment, 15 cultists are together
- >You take your two UZi's and destroy them
- >After that, you throw a flashbang
- "Take cover!"
- >A white flash goes off, and the cultists are blinded
- >Norman goes head on to the enemies
- >Bad move since 10 more appeared from the door taking to the last floor
- >The enemies retaliate, and Norman evades the shooting MC Hammer style
- >One bullet passes close to his hips, and his pants fall off, showing his penis
- >All the cultists stop as they stare the big member in confusion, and Norman hitting a guy in the forehead with it, leaving a mushroom shaped mark
- "Haha, I though you didn't brought the Penetrator"
- >Norman recovers and steals one of the cultists's pants
- >They look like parachuting pants
- >Before they react to a guy taking some pants, you take the last 8
- "Alright, we are free to go"
- >"Great. I'm tired of the goddamn cultists in the goddamn basement"
- >When Norman goes to the second metal door to the sub 3rd floor, an explotion opens it
- >Norman is out!
- >The crazy cultists are making a last stand by agrouping 3 psychos with a RPG!
- >You swap the MG with your Saint Brand Dubstep Gun! (tm)
- >A few shots later, they are dancing to the raving techno music
- >You use Saint Brand Malt Liquor to revive Norman
- >"Agh, fuck that hurt"
- "Come on man, boost me!"
- >Norman assumes position, and boost you for a small jump forward
- >Your bracelets shine, and you hulk punch the last cultists
- >BLAM!!! The entire place gets coated in blood!
- >"That was awesome!"
- "This is how Saints fight!"
- >Yeah! High five time!
- "Take the rockets. We are blowing this shit up"
- >Norman takes the RPG and both of you go to the last floor
- >A maniacal laugh sounds all over the room
- >Some candles light up, and a priest appears
- >He made crazy surgeries to his body: his shoulders are plates of metal, and his bald head is bleeding while sporting two big goat horns
- >His bare chest has serious cuts that read "ironic"
- >>"Why you two dare to disturb our underground lord's slumber, you plebs?"
- >"Your "lord" tried to murder me, and I'm going to return the favor!"
- >>"You have no bussines here!"
- >He rises a machete, cuts himself, and splats his blood on the floor
- >From the small drops, big humanoid figures rise
- >>"Lord Scott, give me strenght to defeat these mainstream sluts"
- "Alright, let the good times roll!"
- >You take out a burst rifle, and shoot the humanoids
- >They look very weak, since one hit makes them explode in small drops of blood
- "Woah, and I though satanic priests were more original than that"
- >>"My blood followers were summoned only by me!"
- "Well, nah. Either dark priests or parasites monsters do that"
- >>"I was the first on doing that!"
- "No. How about you bring your zombie army so we get the cliches done? You hipster posse"
- >>"I am a true hipster priest!"
- >"Yeah, right. And you won't blow up!"
- >Norman shoots a rocket to the priest
- >He got a direct hit!
- >The priest recovers quickly, and his machete shines red
- >Norman is reloading the RPG, but before he shoots it again, the priest slashes the air, creating a red crimson wave
- >Norman gets hit, and the rocket goes to the roof
- >BUM! The entire top falls, and 2 floors crush him
- >A red shine comes from the rubble
- >Norman and you take cover
- >> *BLAM* "Rocks won't stop my lord's duty!"
- "Norman! Retreat!"
- >Carrying his damaged body, Norman goes to the entrance
- >You shoot all the rubble, rising lots of dust
- >>"A dirty tactic for a Saint"
- "At least I don't pray for my own damnation"
- >You shot to the priest, but the dust cloud is too big
- >You go into the cloud with your shotgun equiped
- >A few moments later you found him
- "Eat lead you fuck!"
- >A straight shot to the face, but he barely flinched
- "You have to be fucking kidding me"
- >The priest grab you, and stabs you with his machete
- >The armor managed to save you from instant death
- >He throws you away
- >>"Do not cry Saint. I'll soon join you to my troops"
- >Before he strikes again, a barrage of bullets hit his back
- >It's Norman!
- "Nolan! Hold on!"
- >>"You?! The curse of my blade should have killed you?!"
- >"Next time don't leave medical equipment lying around!"
- >You manage to run away
- >The priest starts to scream, but his screams aren't human anymore
- >He runs towards Norman, slowly turning into a demon
- >He jumps, and Norman points the RPG at him
- >>"ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!"
- "And boom goes the dynamite"
- >Norman shoots the RPG into the demon's mouth
- >The monster swallows the projectile, and his body explodes
- >You are Norman
- >After a battle through the first circle of Hell, you manage to rise victorious
- >Maybe you are happy that God gave you a Saint to protect you
- >A walk deep in the last floor, you see a small strange box
- >It looks like a bad puppet: the arms, head and legs are just pasted onto a wooden box
- >You take it and open it
- >It has a human heart, and a gruesome vibe comes from it
- >You don't need to add two plus two. This is his heart
- "Let's go Nolan. We got what we need"
- >As you two return, the rubble moves and the priest rises, full of bloody bruises and cuts
- >>"You think you can stop him?"
- >You and Nolan turn back and shoot him with your pistols
- >The priest falls, and you two reload
- >He rises again
- >>"M-my Lo-rd will kill you"
- "God fucking dammit" *takes out two colts*
- >"Just die already!" *pulls out golden Desert Eagle*
- >You two unload all the bullets into his chest, destroying whatever flesh and bone is inside
- >The priest falls, and doesn't move
- >You stay for a bit, but confirming he is gone, you leave again
- >Or it was before your foot hits his machete
- >You grab it, and a twisted idea comes to your head
- >You walk up to the body of the priest, and chop his head off!
- >Back at the surface, you throw his head in the reciclable can of the cafe
- >"Remind me to never piss you off"
- "Too late, I'm already pissed"
- >you two get inside the ATV, and go back to HQ
- >In HQ, purple and Sunset are at the entrance
- "Sunset! You are alright!"
- >Before you can give her a reassuring hug, she kicks you in the balls and punches your face
- >You fall on the ground
- "Ow! The fuck was that for?!"
- SS: That was for punching me asshole!
- >She starts to kick you
- N: Wait! Sunset, stop!
- TS: The agents explained it to you! It wasn't his fault!
- SS: I don't give a shit! Let me kick him!
- >Nolan grabs her and starts carrying her away
- SS: Let me go you idiot! I'm not done with him!
- >Nolan carries Sunset inside the building, and you are left with Purple
- "Ugh... And I though her kicks hurted when she used boots, heels are a bitch"
- >"Sorry, when the agents told her what happened she didn't took it so well"
- "I could see it Purple. She kicked my balls"
- >You stand up
- "Come on. Nolan took the item inside. We have to go"
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