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[NSFW] NN - A normal BOI M3 part 3

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 00:04:21
Expiry: Never
nsfwactionnorman normalnolan north

  1. 1.
    >The abandoned cafe is well secured
  2. 2.
    >Some cultists are heavily armed with assault riffles outside
  3. 3.
    >Luckily, you are a Saint, so that means that you don't give a shit!
  4. 4.
    >You ram a big ATV to the entrance, crushing whatever resistance they could have
  5. 5.
    "Come on norman, go go go!"
  6. 6.
    >"Let's blow these assholes!"
  7. 7.
    >You two get in the first basement
  8. 8.
    >Guys were expecting you
  9. 9.
    >Norman and you take cover behind two pillars
  10. 10.
     
  11. 11.
    "Norman, get ready!"
  12. 12.
    >You throw two smoke grenades to the area
  13. 13.
    >The enemies can't see where you two are
  14. 14.
    >Both attack up front, killing 6 cultists
  15. 15.
    "Change! Cover me!"
  16. 16.
    >you two swap the main weapon, Eight Days style, and you move forward
  17. 17.
    >Norman sends lead to the scattered enemies, and 5 more come from the lower level
  18. 18.
    >Norman takes cover, and all the enemy fire is focused on him
  19. 19.
    >You sneak and take one enemy as human shield
  20. 20.
    >Using your shotgun, you take out 4 more cultists
  21. 21.
    >There's only 3, and they kill your shield
  22. 22.
    >Before taking damage, norman takes out the last enemies using his guns akimbo style
  23. 23.
    "Come on, we have to push through!"
  24. 24.
    >Norman takes a flash grenade, and throws it to the alleway to the sub 2nd floor
  25. 25.
    >A few screams come from low, meaning they are blind
  26. 26.
    >Since is a straight road, you use the shotgun to take another 5 out
  27. 27.
    >When you are about to open the metal door, you see something in the bull's eye
  28. 28.
    "RPG!!"
  29. 29.
    >You and Norman retreat, but the blast was too strong: both fall as the door is blasted away. Behind there's 23 cultists
  30. 30.
    >You two cover at the sides of the door
  31. 31.
     
  32. 32.
    >Norman and you rise the metal door and use it as cover
  33. 33.
    >Norman shoots the MG, trying to mow down as many as he can
  34. 34.
    >After a moment, 15 cultists are together
  35. 35.
    >You take your two UZi's and destroy them
  36. 36.
    >After that, you throw a flashbang
  37. 37.
    "Take cover!"
  38. 38.
    >A white flash goes off, and the cultists are blinded
  39. 39.
    >Norman goes head on to the enemies
  40. 40.
    >Bad move since 10 more appeared from the door taking to the last floor
  41. 41.
    >The enemies retaliate, and Norman evades the shooting MC Hammer style
  42. 42.
    >One bullet passes close to his hips, and his pants fall off, showing his penis
  43. 43.
    >All the cultists stop as they stare the big member in confusion, and Norman hitting a guy in the forehead with it, leaving a mushroom shaped mark
  44. 44.
    "Haha, I though you didn't brought the Penetrator"
  45. 45.
    >Norman recovers and steals one of the cultists's pants
  46. 46.
    >They look like parachuting pants
  47. 47.
    >Before they react to a guy taking some pants, you take the last 8
  48. 48.
    "Alright, we are free to go"
  49. 49.
    >"Great. I'm tired of the goddamn cultists in the goddamn basement"
  50. 50.
    >When Norman goes to the second metal door to the sub 3rd floor, an explotion opens it
  51. 51.
    >Norman is out!
  52. 52.
     
  53. 53.
    >The crazy cultists are making a last stand by agrouping 3 psychos with a RPG!
  54. 54.
    >You swap the MG with your Saint Brand Dubstep Gun! (tm)
  55. 55.
    >A few shots later, they are dancing to the raving techno music
  56. 56.
    >You use Saint Brand Malt Liquor to revive Norman
  57. 57.
    >"Agh, fuck that hurt"
  58. 58.
    "Come on man, boost me!"
  59. 59.
    >Norman assumes position, and boost you for a small jump forward
  60. 60.
    >Your bracelets shine, and you hulk punch the last cultists
  61. 61.
    >BLAM!!! The entire place gets coated in blood!
  62. 62.
    >"That was awesome!"
  63. 63.
    "This is how Saints fight!"
  64. 64.
    >Yeah! High five time!
  65. 65.
    "Take the rockets. We are blowing this shit up"
  66. 66.
    >Norman takes the RPG and both of you go to the last floor
  67. 67.
    >A maniacal laugh sounds all over the room
  68. 68.
    >Some candles light up, and a priest appears
  69. 69.
    >He made crazy surgeries to his body: his shoulders are plates of metal, and his bald head is bleeding while sporting two big goat horns
  70. 70.
    >His bare chest has serious cuts that read "ironic"
  71. 71.
    >>"Why you two dare to disturb our underground lord's slumber, you plebs?"
  72. 72.
    >"Your "lord" tried to murder me, and I'm going to return the favor!"
  73. 73.
    >>"You have no bussines here!"
  74. 74.
    >He rises a machete, cuts himself, and splats his blood on the floor
  75. 75.
    >From the small drops, big humanoid figures rise
  76. 76.
    >>"Lord Scott, give me strenght to defeat these mainstream sluts"
  77. 77.
     
  78. 78.
    "Alright, let the good times roll!"
  79. 79.
    >You take out a burst rifle, and shoot the humanoids
  80. 80.
    >They look very weak, since one hit makes them explode in small drops of blood
  81. 81.
    "Woah, and I though satanic priests were more original than that"
  82. 82.
    >>"My blood followers were summoned only by me!"
  83. 83.
    "Well, nah. Either dark priests or parasites monsters do that"
  84. 84.
    >>"I was the first on doing that!"
  85. 85.
    "No. How about you bring your zombie army so we get the cliches done? You hipster posse"
  86. 86.
    >>"I am a true hipster priest!"
  87. 87.
    >"Yeah, right. And you won't blow up!"
  88. 88.
    >Norman shoots a rocket to the priest
  89. 89.
    >He got a direct hit!
  90. 90.
    >The priest recovers quickly, and his machete shines red
  91. 91.
    >Norman is reloading the RPG, but before he shoots it again, the priest slashes the air, creating a red crimson wave
  92. 92.
    >Norman gets hit, and the rocket goes to the roof
  93. 93.
    >BUM! The entire top falls, and 2 floors crush him
  94. 94.
    >A red shine comes from the rubble
  95. 95.
    >Norman and you take cover
  96. 96.
    >> *BLAM* "Rocks won't stop my lord's duty!"
  97. 97.
     
  98. 98.
    "Norman! Retreat!"
  99. 99.
    >Carrying his damaged body, Norman goes to the entrance
  100. 100.
    >You shoot all the rubble, rising lots of dust
  101. 101.
    >>"A dirty tactic for a Saint"
  102. 102.
    "At least I don't pray for my own damnation"
  103. 103.
    >You shot to the priest, but the dust cloud is too big
  104. 104.
    >You go into the cloud with your shotgun equiped
  105. 105.
    >A few moments later you found him
  106. 106.
    "Eat lead you fuck!"
  107. 107.
    >A straight shot to the face, but he barely flinched
  108. 108.
    "You have to be fucking kidding me"
  109. 109.
    >The priest grab you, and stabs you with his machete
  110. 110.
    >The armor managed to save you from instant death
  111. 111.
    >He throws you away
  112. 112.
    >>"Do not cry Saint. I'll soon join you to my troops"
  113. 113.
    >Before he strikes again, a barrage of bullets hit his back
  114. 114.
    >It's Norman!
  115. 115.
    "Nolan! Hold on!"
  116. 116.
    >>"You?! The curse of my blade should have killed you?!"
  117. 117.
    >"Next time don't leave medical equipment lying around!"
  118. 118.
    >You manage to run away
  119. 119.
    >The priest starts to scream, but his screams aren't human anymore
  120. 120.
    >He runs towards Norman, slowly turning into a demon
  121. 121.
    >He jumps, and Norman points the RPG at him
  122. 122.
    >>"ROOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!!"
  123. 123.
    "And boom goes the dynamite"
  124. 124.
    >Norman shoots the RPG into the demon's mouth
  125. 125.
    >The monster swallows the projectile, and his body explodes
  126. 126.
     
  127. 127.
    >You are Norman
  128. 128.
    >After a battle through the first circle of Hell, you manage to rise victorious
  129. 129.
    >Maybe you are happy that God gave you a Saint to protect you
  130. 130.
    >A walk deep in the last floor, you see a small strange box
  131. 131.
    >It looks like a bad puppet: the arms, head and legs are just pasted onto a wooden box
  132. 132.
    >You take it and open it
  133. 133.
    >It has a human heart, and a gruesome vibe comes from it
  134. 134.
    >You don't need to add two plus two. This is his heart
  135. 135.
    "Let's go Nolan. We got what we need"
  136. 136.
    >As you two return, the rubble moves and the priest rises, full of bloody bruises and cuts
  137. 137.
    >>"You think you can stop him?"
  138. 138.
    >You and Nolan turn back and shoot him with your pistols
  139. 139.
    >The priest falls, and you two reload
  140. 140.
    >He rises again
  141. 141.
    >>"M-my Lo-rd will kill you"
  142. 142.
    "God fucking dammit" *takes out two colts*
  143. 143.
    >"Just die already!" *pulls out golden Desert Eagle*
  144. 144.
    >You two unload all the bullets into his chest, destroying whatever flesh and bone is inside
  145. 145.
    >The priest falls, and doesn't move
  146. 146.
    >You stay for a bit, but confirming he is gone, you leave again
  147. 147.
    >Or it was before your foot hits his machete
  148. 148.
    >You grab it, and a twisted idea comes to your head
  149. 149.
    >You walk up to the body of the priest, and chop his head off!
  150. 150.
    >Back at the surface, you throw his head in the reciclable can of the cafe
  151. 151.
    >"Remind me to never piss you off"
  152. 152.
    "Too late, I'm already pissed"
  153. 153.
    >you two get inside the ATV, and go back to HQ
  154. 154.
     
  155. 155.
    >In HQ, purple and Sunset are at the entrance
  156. 156.
    "Sunset! You are alright!"
  157. 157.
    >Before you can give her a reassuring hug, she kicks you in the balls and punches your face
  158. 158.
    >You fall on the ground
  159. 159.
    "Ow! The fuck was that for?!"
  160. 160.
    SS: That was for punching me asshole!
  161. 161.
    >She starts to kick you
  162. 162.
    N: Wait! Sunset, stop!
  163. 163.
    TS: The agents explained it to you! It wasn't his fault!
  164. 164.
    SS: I don't give a shit! Let me kick him!
  165. 165.
    >Nolan grabs her and starts carrying her away
  166. 166.
    SS: Let me go you idiot! I'm not done with him!
  167. 167.
    >Nolan carries Sunset inside the building, and you are left with Purple
  168. 168.
    "Ugh... And I though her kicks hurted when she used boots, heels are a bitch"
  169. 169.
    >"Sorry, when the agents told her what happened she didn't took it so well"
  170. 170.
    "I could see it Purple. She kicked my balls"
  171. 171.
    >You stand up
  172. 172.
    "Come on. Nolan took the item inside. We have to go"

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