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Rejection is Magic - Part 2

By kqaii
Created: 2022-01-09 15:16:27
Updated: 2022-01-10 09:57:01
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  1. Part 1:https://ponepaste.org/6643
  2.  
  3. Original thread:
  4. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/16186560/
  5. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15074587/
  6. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/15644209/
  7. https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/17477353/
  8.  
  9. *use Ctrl+F and copy the name you want for quicker access to a specific pony*
  10.  
  11. original authors are Anons in the legendary thread.
  12. *I DIDN'T WRITE THESE,JUST ARCHIVE*
  13.  
  14. ----- Rejection is Magic ------
  15.  
  16. /////////////////////////////
  17.  
  18. [Vinyl]
  19.  
  20. 1:
  21. >"Hey Anon, do you wanna come to my concert later?"
  22. >"I'm going to play some new songs."
  23. >"One in particular you'll really like!"
  24. >"Oh... You're going to go read with Twilight?"
  25. >"O- Okay that's fine... See you next time I guess..."
  26. >"Bye.."
  27. I made the song for you...
  28.  
  29.  
  30. 2:
  31. >Hey nonny! How's it hangin?
  32. >You're gonna love the set I have planned at the club tonight!
  33. >Afterwards we can go back to my place and have some alone time.
  34. >I cleaned it just for us.
  35. >O-oh, you're here for Octavia?
  36. >Already spending the night with her?
  37. >No no it's fine, I'm just glad you're happy.
  38. >She's in her room.
  39. >It was nice seeing you
  40.  
  41. >Dammit.
  42. >Where the fuck did I put my dope at?
  43.  
  44. ----
  45.  
  46. [Rainbow Dash]
  47.  
  48. 1:
  49. >"Uh, h-hey Anon!"
  50. >"Yeah it HAS been some time since then hasn't it?"
  51. >"Funny you should mention though, a-about that one night..."
  52. >"I mean, I...still think about that party..."
  53. >"Not like that though, uh..haha!"
  54. >"But I mean anyway, I, uh, was wondering if you and I could go and grab a glass of cider later at AJ's?"
  55. >"Why not!?"
  56. >"Well...uh, what about a few muffins after that at Sugar Cube Corner with Pinkie?"
  57. >"O..oh ok, Rarity's fling must be really important hehe..."
  58. >"Well, b-bye...then take care!"
  59. Stupid stupid! Why can't he just not be oblivious for once...
  60. ...at all..?
  61.  
  62.  
  63. 2:
  64. >H-hey anon
  65. >I am so happy you're here!
  66. >I can't wait to see the wonderbolts perform tonight! *with you*
  67. > "..."
  68. >O-oh... You just wanted to tell me you needed to cancel?
  69. >You're seeing twilight about going home?
  70. >B-but aren't you already...
  71. >N-no, I understand. You need to go back to your...
  72. >Bye anon
  73. >But today was my birthday...
  74. >And I only wanted to be with... You.
  75.  
  76.  
  77. 3:
  78. >Heya Anon, what's up?
  79. >That's cool, I was just heading to the library.
  80. >Heck yeah, the new Daring Do just came out!
  81. >I wanted to get my hooves on it as soon as possible.
  82. >If I remember right, you were looking forward to it just as much as I am.
  83. >You know what? Let's go together, we can take turns reading out loud.
  84. >It'll be totally awesome.
  85. >Oh... you had a date with Rarity?
  86. >You've been planning on asking her out... right.
  87. >Yeah, definitely. Why wouldn't you have a thing for her?
  88. >She's perfect for you.
  89. >A lot better than me, I guess.
  90.  
  91.  
  92. 4:
  93. >h-hey anon
  94. >look, I know you're busy getting ready for your special day but this is important
  95. >actually, thats kinda what this is about.
  96. >I just uhhh... ARGH
  97. >look, this is reaaalllly hard for me to say.
  98. >you know, LOYALTY and all.
  99. >but I really like you. like, like-like you.
  100. >you just GET me.
  101. >you never get mad when I razz you or if i oversleep a little and show up late for hang outs and you're always up for hoofball
  102. >and when I really needed ya during that whole... breezy thing... you showed up to bail me out and didn't even chew me out after
  103. >errhhh. I've wanted to ask you out for so long but you were already dating applejack and shes been my friend forever and I'm the element of loyalty and I couldn't say ANYTHING
  104. >now you're getting married and and it's just killing me inside
  105. >theres no way I'm gonna be able to stand seeing you with that ring on every day
  106. >I guess I just don't measure up to my element after all...
  107. >look, I need to go. I have to get out of this town
  108. >the train to los pegasus leaves in 45 minutes
  109. >if you feel like stunning the world, there's a second ticket on your counter
  110. >if not...
  111. >if not, then I guess...
  112.  
  113. >this is goodbye
  114.  
  115.  
  116. 5:
  117. > Dear diary, I saw Anon today! He showed me a magic trick where he pulled a coin out from behind my ear. Well, not really, I think he was hiding it somehow but he wouldn't show me how he did it. He's so cool! Having hands must be interesting. Speaking of hands, he rubbed my head again! I pretended I didn't like it but I felt all tingly and had butterflies. Have to play it cool though. I asked him if he wanted to come by later and he said he had somewhere to be... I felt my stomach sink but I told him it was fine and faked a smile. He said bye and started towards Twilight's place... Crap, what am I doing wrong!? Am I not pretty enough!? What makes her so special...
  118.  
  119. ----
  120.  
  121. [Pinkie Pie]
  122.  
  123. 1:
  124. >Helloooooo, Anonymous!
  125. >How are you doing?
  126. >Are you allright?
  127. >I'm allright, and I hope you are too!
  128. >I just finished my shift at Sugarcube Corner and I'll be free for the rest of the day!
  129. >*GASP*
  130. >You know what this calls for?
  131. >A paaaaaaarty!
  132. >There'll be cake and streamers and ballons and games and music and flashing lights and, did I mention the games? It's going to be the best Party EVER!!!
  133. >What do you say, Nonny?
  134. >Huh?
  135. >Oooooooooooh, you have an appointment with Fluttershy.
  136. >Yeah, those animals really were sick...
  137. >Well, then maybe tomorrow-!
  138. >...right, you're going to help Applejack on her orchard.
  139. >N-no, of course it's fine, silly.
  140. >There'll always be more parties.
  141. >B-bye Nonny.
  142. >...
  143. >*pop*
  144. >Ow... Why don't you want to spent time with me anymore, Anon?
  145. >Don't you like my parties?
  146. >Don't you like... me?
  147.  
  148.  
  149. 2:
  150. >Hey, Anon.
  151. >What? Oh, yeah. I'm just... I'm not really feeling my usual Pinkie self today.
  152. >Oh no! I'm not sad or anything like that at all! I just...
  153. >W-Well...
  154. >I kinda have something important to tell you.
  155. >I know, you're leaving real soon, so I'll be really quick about it! Pinkie promise!
  156. >Okay...
  157. >For a while I've been feeling kinda funny when I'm around you. Like...
  158. >Remember when you came over to Sugarcube Corner and we tried that new cupcake recipe with the sprinkles, gumdrops, dragon sweat, breezy nectar, that special punch that kinda burns and makes you feel kinda loopy woopy that Berry likes to drink all the time, and vinegar that we made that had us up all night and you were running around Ponyville with your pants off and the lampshade on your head while screaming "I'm fruiting up! It's time for radio graffiti! I'm not a hambone!" and Celestia had to come and untangle your-
  159. >Oh! Right! Sorry!
  160. >Anyway, it's not like that. It's a different kind of funny feeling.
  161. >Kinda like... My tummy feels woozy, but not when I'm sick. It's like a good feeling kind of sick, except I'm not really sick... You know?
  162. >I just... I don't know how to say it...
  163. >You're funny, you aren't afraid to be silly, you're always trying to make everypony smile, and I just feel really, really happy when I'm with you.
  164. >Kinda like how... I'd want to feel... around a... special somepony.
  165. >I know. You're with Rarity and all, but I don't think I could hold it in any longer! I think I would've exploded if I did!
  166. >I'm not trying to break you guys up or anything. I'm really happy for you two being together like you are. I just...
  167. >What?
  168. >M- Marry?
  169. >Y- You're going to as her to marry you?
  170. >I...
  171. >...
  172.  
  173. >*pffft* Wow! Glad you FINALLY told me in person!
  174. >Oh that?! Heehee! I was joking! Of course I was just joking!
  175. >I've been planning something to do for your guys' wedding forever! It was just an act!
  176. >Y-Yes I've known for SOOO long already! It's been so obvious!
  177. >I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU!
  178. >Now you go get her, tiger! Go!
  179. >Congratulations Anon! You're gonna be great! Rarity is a really lucky girl!
  180. >Y-yeah...
  181. >*sniff*
  182. >Really lucky...
  183. >....
  184. >I guess... I'm gonna have a lot more days that are dark and lonely now...
  185. >....
  186. >C-come on, everyp-pony...
  187. >Smile...
  188. >*sniff*
  189. >...s-smile...
  190. >...
  191. >...smile.
  192.  
  193.  
  194. 3:
  195. >Hey Dan, it's me, Pinkie! Remember?
  196. >So I was thinking, since you're in hiatus and all, maybe you wanna hang with me in Equestria?
  197. >We can have loads of fun with you as a pony.
  198. *laughter*
  199. >Oh Dan, it isn't all rainbows and sunshine.
  200. >Sometimes it can be real fun baking with me.
  201. >Maybe if we baked together, we can find that we're...
  202. >We're the perfect recipe for love.
  203. >...
  204. >O-oh, you already found another baking b-buddy...
  205. >I...I see.
  206. >But you can still hang out with me!
  207. >W-what? You never want to see me again? But we had loads of-
  208. >I...I understand.
  209. >I just thought we could have been friends.
  210. >Maybe something more.
  211. >W-well, take care *sniff* Dan.
  212. >May the future hold a season 4 for you.
  213. >Though you're always welcome to stay with us if you-
  214. *doorslam to the face*
  215. >-want...
  216. >It's alright Pinkie. He's just one guy...
  217. > One special guy you held dear to your heart...
  218. >Goodbye Dan...I...I hope we'll meet again...
  219.  
  220. ----
  221.  
  222. [Spitfire]
  223.  
  224. >"Hey Anon! Lookin sharp today!"
  225. >"Hay yeah I know you! I see you all the time at our shows."
  226. >"You sort of stand out, you know. And your friend Dash has mentioned you a few times. You know, getting autographs for you and stuff."
  227. >"Hey listen, I'm really glad I ran into you. We're having our next show tomorrow right here in Ponyville."
  228. >"Haha, of course you know, but... as captain of the Wonderbolts I'm prepared to offer you access to our facilities! You can see how we prepare before our show and chat with the best fliers in Equestria!"
  229. >"And after the show I've got a little free time before we have to head to our next location. You know, if you wanted to hang out."
  230. >"..."
  231. >"...oh. Well, yeah... that does sound pretty important."
  232. >"Can't reschedule that appointment huh?"
  233. >"Mmm... bummer. But it's important to visit the doctor every now and again. Trust me, I get it."
  234. >"Ah, don't worry about it! Some other time, right?"
  235. >"... well! I won't keep you any longer then. Good to see you!"
  236. >"..."
  237. >"If only I could be seeing you in the crowd today, too."
  238. >"It won't feel like I'm flying without you there."
  239.  
  240. ----
  241.  
  242. [Twilight]
  243.  
  244. 1:
  245. >Hey Anonymous!
  246. >He, he, it has been a while, hasn't it?
  247. >Princess Celestia insisted that I spend some time in Canterlot to get used to being a Princess.
  248. >But it's not like I've been sitting around reading books either; you wouldn't believe the adventures I've been having!
  249. >Like there was this one time, with a magic mirror, and strange creatures just like y-"
  250. >Sorry?
  251. >Oh, of course, I suppose you do have things to do.
  252. >Believe me, I understand; my whole life has become run-run-run
  253. >He, he...
  254. >Y-yeah, I'll see you around.
  255. >...
  256. >Rainbow Dash said that my wings could take me anywhere.
  257. >Why can't they bring me closer to your heart?
  258.  
  259.  
  260. 2:
  261. >"Hi Anon!"
  262. >"Y-yeah, Spike actually told me about that! How was Rarity's party?"
  263. >"Great to hear! But anyways uh..."
  264. >"I know you are a HUGE Daring Do fan and well...I got my hooves on tthe unreleased Daring Do comics!
  265. >"I know, right! But, I w-was wondering if you'd uh...maybe, well...like to come over and take a peek to-"
  266. >"Oh, that's right! You were going to help Fluttershy later..."
  267. >"Well I uh..hehe...I mean, if you ever want to borrow them or even look at them..."
  268. >"Oh, I see, her animals really are important!"
  269. >"It's no bother, really, you go and help Flutters hehe!"
  270. >"O-ok!"
  271.  
  272. I just wanted you to come over...
  273. Not even fake Daring Do comics will make him think I'm interesting.
  274.  
  275.  
  276. 3:
  277. >Today I learned that...
  278. >Well...
  279. >I learned... that...
  280. >I'm not sure what I learned
  281. >One thing I did learn
  282. >There's pain you can't remove with magic
  283. >When he walked away, I hated everything
  284. >My body feels... wrong, somehow
  285. >I'm not sure what this phenomenon is
  286. >Perhaps this is how Spike feels when he sneaks to the bathroom to cry
  287. >I guess I didn't learn much
  288. >It just hurts
  289. >I don't want to think of him, but I can't stop...
  290. >Why can't I be more like Rarity?
  291.  
  292. >Stupid diary...
  293. >Stupid Rarity...
  294. >I want to go back to Canterlot...
  295.  
  296.  
  297. 4:
  298. >Oh, hey there Anon! Need something?
  299. >Yeah?
  300. >Yes…?
  301. >D-dinner?
  302. >Tonight?
  303. >Uhh…
  304. >Oh, no, I'd love to go, it's just that…
  305. >I-I've got a lot of studying to catch up on!
  306. >Yeah…
  307. >Sorry
  308. >Maybe next time…
  309.  
  310. >Damnit, does like me back.
  311. >So why did I push him away?
  312.  
  313.  
  314. 5:
  315. >Hey Anon.
  316. > I know you are going to Canterlot so let me be quick.
  317. > Celestia won't be mad if you are a little late.
  318. > Just hear me out.
  319. > Please.
  320. > Ok, you remember when we found you in the woods when you first came to Equestria
  321. > I didn't think much if you at first, but over time I started to develop feelings for you
  322. > I know this must be a shock to you, but I don't think I can stand you leaving Ponyville.
  323. > Yes I know I should have told you sooner but...
  324. > You... you're going to propose?
  325. > I am not trying to break you two up! It's just...
  326. > No! Wait! I'm sorry.
  327. > Please just don't leave me
  328. > I just thought that...
  329. > Fine! Go to Canterlot! You're dead to me already.
  330. > What have I done?
  331. > Wait Anon! I didn't mean it!
  332. > Please come back!
  333. > I... I didn't mean it.
  334. > I... I didn't...
  335.  
  336. ----
  337.  
  338. [Spike]
  339.  
  340. 1:
  341. >"Hey Anon, how's it hangin'?"
  342. >"That's cool, anyways, I was walking just outside Sweet Apple Acres looking for gems and found this amazing waterhole!"
  343. >"Oh, you knew a-about it."
  344. >"But anywho, I was wondering if you and I could go swimming later to cool down!"
  345. >"Well why not, Anon?!"
  346. >"Oh you're helping AJ later, well that's fine by me!"
  347. >"I mean uh...not saying I'm in charge of what you do or anything!"
  348. >"But what about after? You'd probably want to take a nice cold bath after working so hard!"
  349. >"..."
  350. >"Uh, could I at least come to help you and AJ on the farm? That's what I'm here for hehe!"
  351. >"Alright, I'm sorry I guess I got a bit carried away..."
  352. "I just wanted to spend some time together. I though you were like my big bro..."
  353.  
  354.  
  355. 2:
  356. >Hey anon! Buck Barley is doing a concert here tonight!!
  357. >We should totally go! Everyone else is busy, and the Crusaders don't like that kind of music.
  358. >Aw, please??
  359. >C'mon, It will be lots of fun! I'll even invite Twilight! Hehe, I know how much you like her!
  360. >...
  361. >Whatever.
  362. >I'll just go by myself.
  363. >No, It's ok, I'm used to it. I'm alone most of the time anyways.
  364. >I bet things would be different If i were like one of them...
  365.  
  366.  
  367. 3:
  368. >Hi, Anon!
  369. >Twilight gave me the day off.
  370. >And I thought maybe we could just hang out.
  371. >You know, have a guys night.
  372. >So, what do you say?
  373. >...
  374. >What?
  375. >O-Oh...
  376. >You, you are going out with Rarity.
  377. >That's... that's cool.
  378. >What? Oh, no no.
  379. >I wouldn't like to make things awkward.
  380. >You know things have been a bit tense with her since...
  381. >...well, I wound't want to ruin her evening.
  382. >Nah, it's ok.
  383. >We can always hang out other day.
  384. >Take care
  385. >G-good bye.
  386. >Go get her, pal.
  387.  
  388. ----
  389.  
  390. [Octavia]
  391.  
  392. 1:
  393. >"Hello again, Anon."
  394. >"It's been awhile, hasn't it? I trust you're doing well?"
  395. >"..."
  396. >"Oh, I'm feeling excellent!"
  397. >"Ahh, I'm glad you asked. We're playing for a group of foreign dignitaries tonight! Quite an exciting treat, wouldn't you agree?"
  398. >"Perhaps you'd like to come along? I'm sure we can arrange a great seat for you. You've already got some connections to the Princess yourself."
  399. >"I'd love to see you there! After the performance we could even have a nice look around town together."
  400. >"..."
  401. >"Oh, you're not staying long?"
  402. >"What sort of business? Ah, wait, sorry. I don't mean to pry. I'm sure it's very important whatever it is."
  403. >"Such is life, hm? Well, perhaps next time you're in Canterlot we can arrange something."
  404. >"Take care, Anon."
  405. >"..."
  406.  
  407. >"If only he knew what I think about when I play."
  408. >"If only he could hear it when he listened to me play, because I still can't say it.
  409.  
  410.  
  411. 2:
  412. >Octavia playing cello
  413. >*knock knock*
  414. >"Why hello Anonymous please come in! I'll brew you some fresh tea."
  415. >"Well, I was just practicing my performance for my show! Do you know who and where I'll be performing?"
  416. >"The Royal Equestrian Symphony!"
  417. >"*achem* Pardon my excitement."
  418. >"You came at a very fortunate time, Anonymous, I have a special proposition for you."
  419. >"I have a ticket reserved in the front row of the Royal Castle for specifically you!"
  420. >"..."
  421. >"Oh me, always getting carried away as usual, you just wanted to know when Vinyl's practice was."
  422. >"I mean the offer is still available if you want to come of course!"
  423. >"..."
  424. >"Yes, she generally practices around five."
  425. >"Like I've stated earlier, my show is at seven, you can still make it, the travel from Vinyl's house to Canterlot is only about half an hour!"
  426. >"That's correct, you don't like classical, silly me."
  427. >"You like that horrendous electronic jarble with
  428. >"Not that I remember! Just..."
  429. >"Go..."
  430.  
  431. Keep your head up Tavi, you'll just have to try harder...
  432. ...to make him notice you.
  433.  
  434. Just don't fuck up your performance.
  435. Even though you'll be thinking of him.
  436.  
  437.  
  438. 3:
  439. >Oh GOD DAMMIT. WOULD YOU WATCH Y..
  440. >Oh... Mr. Anonymous, I didn't know it was you.
  441. >Please forgive my outburst, I've just been playing the double bass for the past 4 hours, and haven't had my tea today.
  442. >No no, I'm fine, I just need to get home and unwind...
  443. >Speaking of, I've heard Lyra say that humans give excellent back massages, would you be so kind...?
  444. >Oh no, I get it. You're here for a reason, right?
  445. >Well, you won't be disappointed. She does excellent performances.
  446. >Speaking of performances, is there any reason you weren't able to attend mine?
  447. >O-Oh...
  448. >N-No, I'm sure it was just D-Derpy messing up the m-mail ag-agin...
  449. >I... I'll see you later, A-Anonymous.
  450.  
  451.  
  452. >Stupid stupid STUPID OCTAVIA!
  453. >You played hour after hour until your hooves bled, waiting just to see if he would show up!
  454. >I... I gave you a letter, Anonymous.
  455. >*sniff*
  456. >I put it right in your mailbox.
  457. >I saw you open your mailbox and read it.
  458. >And I saw you put it in the trash.
  459. >But I held onto the belief that you would show up, and that you would come just for me.
  460. >I'm a stupid pony who doesn't deserve the company of you.
  461. >I... I...
  462. >I need a-another cigarette...
  463.  
  464.  
  465. 4:
  466. >"Hello there! Did you enjoy the show?"
  467. >"Because l've seen you in attendance at several shows so far, you do have a way of standing out"
  468. >"Why, thank you. I've been playing since l was a little filly."
  469. >"Wait a moment, please. Would you like to come to the after-show with me?"
  470. >"W-what?"
  471. >"I-I suppose you could bring a friend too."
  472. >"This is?"
  473. >"Your marefriend, of couse, how silly."
  474. >"Rarity? Pleased to meet you."
  475. >"Yes, yes, l see you're quite fashionable yourself. The collar gets a lot of attention."
  476. >"Well, do you drink?"
  477. >"Because l drink."
  478. >"I'll see you at a few shows more, maybe?"
  479. >"Pleasure meeting you, Ms. Dash."
  480.  
  481. ----
  482.  
  483. [Apple Bloom]
  484.  
  485. >Hey, Anon!
  486. >I've been waiting all week for this!
  487. >Don't worry. I've done all my chores and homework.
  488. >Can't wait for us to go to--
  489. >W-what?
  490. >...
  491. >Oh, you're spending the night with Rarity?
  492. >No, it's fine. If this is her only night off...
  493. >Oh, really? What were ya... gonna give her?
  494. >A... ring...?
  495. >It looks great, anon! I'm sure she'll love it!
  496. >No, it's OK. I don't wanna keep her waitin either.
  497. >...Bye...
  498. >*sob*
  499.  
  500. >I've never been in love with anypony else...
  501.  
  502. ----
  503.  
  504. [Sweetie Belle]
  505.  
  506. 1:
  507. >Hold on. I'm coming, I'm coming.
  508. >Welcome to Caro--Oh, hi, Anon! What are you doing here?
  509. >Oh, you want to see Rarity? She's on her work room, she should be out in a moment.
  510. >RAREEEEEEEEEEEEETY! ANONYMOUS IS HERE!
  511. >I'm helping my sister with her store, she says she wants me to be useful when I'm around.
  512. >So tell me Anon, how are you doing?
  513. >Uh-huh? Uh-huh?
  514. >Heeey, Anonymous.
  515. >Mmm... I was wondering if, maybe, you had something to do this weekend?
  516. >Because if not I was thinking maybe we could--
  517. >Huh?
  518. >You have a d-date with mi-miss Twilight?
  519. >And that's why... you want Rarity to fix your suit?
  520. >Th-that's... great,Anon!
  521. >Yeah...
  522. >Hey, my sister should be coming out any m-minute now...
  523. >Uh... Just t-tell her that I... I'm gonna... gonna be upstairs, Ok?
  524. >Bye, Anon.
  525. >...
  526. >Oh stupid, stupid, stupid.
  527. >Why did you think Mr. Anonymous would be interested in you?
  528. >He obviously likes Miss Twilight.
  529. >Why would he be interested in a foal like you?
  530.  
  531.  
  532. 2:
  533. >"Hiya Nonny!"
  534. >"Guess what?! Rarity's going out later with somepony and that means you'll be fillysitting me!"
  535. >"Ohmygosh we're going to have so much fun! We could play board games, or I could call Scootaloo and Applebloom over and we could go crusad-!"
  536. >"..."
  537. >"Oh you're that pony...er...person Rarity's going with."
  538. >"Well, I mean, you won't be going for some time so we could still play and have some fun!"
  539. >"Oh yeah, you'd probably want some time to prepare b-before you go..."
  540. >"A whole 6 hours"
  541. ----
  542.  
  543. [Celestia]
  544.  
  545. 1:
  546. >And he says *hic* he says to me
  547. >You know what he says to me, Twilight?
  548. >He says he is thinking about moving in with some *hic* nerdy mare he met in Ponyville! That it's starting to get serious! She better treat him right...
  549. >I'm a Princess. It shouldn't bother me but I cannot stop *hic* thinking about him nonstop while I hold court in Canterlot.
  550. >I raise the sun everyday, but he is the one that warms my heart...
  551.  
  552.  
  553. 2:
  554. >Hello Anon, I'm glad we could meet on such short notice.
  555. >Err, yes. Forgive me, but it's not of real emergency.
  556. >Why? Well... I made this sunrise for you.
  557. >Every day I make a sunrise and sunset for my subjects.
  558. >But this? This one was for you Anon.
  559. >...
  560. >Yes, but this-
  561. >...
  562. >I-I see.
  563. >W-Well, you better go then.
  564. >You only have a little time before she goes to sleep.
  565. >Farewell Anon.
  566. >/I hope she accepts your proposal.../
  567.  
  568.  
  569. >A day is just a blue sky with a bright light in the sky.
  570. >But a night is where you see the beauty in the sky.
  571. >Splotches of twinkling light against a black canvas, and a magnificent bright moon for ponies to look up to.
  572. >You can't see the sun.
  573. >Is... Is this what it felt like?
  574. >Is this what I did to her...?
  575. >Am, am I a good princess?
  576.  
  577.  
  578. 3:
  579. >Good morning, Anonymous. It's good to see you once again.
  580. >II summoned you here because I have news.
  581. >Twilight has managed to find the right spell that will send you home.
  582. >The preparations will take some time, but soon you'll be able to go back to your world.
  583. >And that being the case, I wanted to offer my company during the time you have left with us.
  584. >What do you say?
  585. >What? No, I assure you it's not an inconvenience.
  586. >I've made sure that all important matter have been taken care of, I have no problem with--
  587. >Oh...
  588. >It's ok, I understand.
  589. >I'm glad to know that you've managed to discover the magic of Friendship, Anonymous.
  590. >Of course you'll want to spend your time with the friends you've made in Ponyville.
  591. >It's fine. You can leave.
  592. >Send my regards to everypony!
  593. >...
  594. >That... that didn't turn out as expected.
  595. >I just wish that he'd want to spend his last days in Equestria with me.
  596. >I... I suppose that was just whisful thinking.
  597. >But... t-that's allright.
  598. >After all, I've already spent a millenia alone...
  599. >What difference does it make a few more days?
  600.  
  601. ----
  602.  
  603. [Fluttershy]
  604.  
  605. 1:
  606. >"Hello there Anon, it's very nice to have you help me in the garden today."
  607. >"Oh yes I know, the animals have been a bit fussy lately."
  608. >"But you're here now and that's all that matters..."
  609. >"Oh I...mean with the animals...you'll help with the animals, and...that's all that matters."
  610. >"You can start by feeding Angel, and I'll help out with the chickens."
  611.  
  612. ...
  613.  
  614. >"Oh my goodness, I don't think the birds have ever been this upset in a while."
  615. >"Yes, but you handled the bears very well."
  616. >"It is a lovely evening, indeed."
  617. >"Anonymous, I...uh, can I t-tell, you, s-something..?"
  618. >"You've been a great help, and I had a lot of f-fun today...as well as getting a lot of work done with the animals..."
  619. >"And it is quite late so...maybe um... you'd like to, I mean if it's no trouble, uh, s-stay the n-night?"
  620. >"Oh yes, it was a stupid question, you're probably all tired and dirty so you'd want to be at home."
  621. >"I uh...w-well then b-bye Anonymous..."
  622.  
  623. I couldn't do it. I just couldn't do it.
  624. I couldn't even keep composure...let alone ask him if he wanted to stay correctly.
  625. At least I had a day with him.
  626.  
  627.  
  628. 2:
  629. >Oh, hello Anon.
  630. >Y... yes, I'm okay.
  631. >There was just a bit of trouble at Applejack's farm.
  632. >Yes, it's all fine now.
  633. >Are you still planning to help me with the chickens tomorrow?
  634. >They really like you, and I... I appreciate your company.
  635. >Anon, are you okay?
  636. >Wh.. what's wrong?
  637. >Oh, no don't worry. This is just a side effect.
  638. >Wait, don't go.
  639. >Please.
  640. I didn't mean to scare you away.
  641.  
  642.  
  643. 3:
  644. >Oh, um... h-hi, Anon.
  645. >It's so good to see you.
  646. >I've missed you lately, ah! I mean...
  647. >T-the animals have missed you.
  648. >You no longer go to my cottage, and they miss the extra attention.
  649. >But I guess it makes sense you don't go as often.
  650. >You've started to date Rarity after all.
  651. >Y-yes. You two are lovely together.
  652. >I just wanted to talk to you before--
  653. >Huh? Oh, yes your travel to Saddle Arabia.
  654. >Rarity has told me a lot about it.
  655. >She is very excited.
  656. >But, before you go, there's something I wanted to tell you.
  657. >You see, uhm... for some time now I...
  658. >I mean, you've always been so kind towards me.
  659. >You're very patient and... and kind and.
  660. *eeep*
  661. >I... what I'm trying to say is...
  662. >...
  663. >H-how are your plans for the trip going?
  664. >Oh? A surprise for Rarity? What is it?
  665. >...
  666. >That's--
  667. >That's a beautiful ring, Anon.
  668. >I'm sure she'll love it...
  669. >I... I think I'll go. My animals need me.
  670. >What? What did I wanted to say?
  671. >Nev- never m-mind, Anon.
  672. *sniff*
  673. >It's not v-very imp-portant...
  674. >I'm sorry, I think
  675. *sniff
  676. >I think I'm catching a cold...
  677.  
  678. ----
  679.  
  680. [Coco Pommel]
  681.  
  682. 1:
  683. >Well, how have you liked Manehattan so far, anon?
  684. >Yeah, this really is a great place to live.
  685. >So um... where have you thought about living the rest of your life?
  686. >...
  687. >Wh... what?
  688. >Oh, yeah, Sweet Apple Acres is definitely a nice place.
  689. >O-oh...
  690. >No! I agree completely! Applejack is beautiful.
  691. >What? OH! Sorry for keeping you so late.
  692. >Yeah, I don't want you to miss your train tomorrow.
  693. >Huh? No, I didn't have anything else.
  694. >Yeah, nice working with you too, anon...
  695. >...
  696. >It's OK, Coco.
  697. >There's nothing wrong with you...
  698. >...You'll just never be Applejack...
  699.  
  700. >Well... I guess we won't be sharing that cider...
  701. >...straight out of Sweet Apple Acres...
  702. >...his favorite...
  703.  
  704.  
  705. 2:
  706. >Yes, working on the fashion industry is very exciting.
  707. >I'm thankful to be a part of it, even if it can be a bit... demanding at times.
  708. >But, tell me more about you, Anonymous.
  709. >I've never met someone like you before.
  710. >You seem very--Oh! Mrs. Polomare, I didn't think I'd see you here.
  711. >Y-yes. I... I finished all the dresses for tomorrow.
  712. >Yes, I did all you asked me to do, I even put some extra details on the hems that I think...
  713. >Oh, yes, I'll keep quiet...
  714. >Huh? Oh, this is my friend Anonymous, I've met him today.
  715. >Anonymous, this is Mrs. Polomare.
  716. >He's from Ponyville, he was telling me about how he came here.
  717. >Yes, he is very handso-Oh, uh. I mean... uh. N-nothing.
  718. >Oh! Yes, Mrs. Polomare. I'll bring you a drink right away.
  719. >...
  720. >I'm back, they didn't have your regular but they did have some nice margaritas that I think...
  721. >...Mrs. Polomare?
  722. >...Anonymous?
  723. >I... I guess they left.
  724. >Ow...
  725. >I thought we may havespend some time together, Anon...
  726.  
  727. ----
  728.  
  729. [Maud]
  730.  
  731. >Hi, anon! Let's go play on some rocks!
  732. >I like it when we climb really big rocks.
  733. >When I play outside for a real long time I need to take a bath
  734. >My favorite bath toy are the bubbles becau--
  735. >...
  736. >But Rarity doesn't like to play on rocks.
  737. >Oh, yeah, she's really pretty, but--
  738. >Yeah, she's smart too. Just like my Daddy. My Da--
  739. >Yeah, she doesn't talk funny either, but--
  740. >...
  741. >OK, Mr. Anon. You go have fun drinking cider at Rarity's.
  742. >...
  743.  
  744. >/I'll just climb some trees and pretend I'm a chipmunk... alone.../
  745. >/Like how I'm always pretending you'll tell me you love me.../
  746.  
  747. ----
  748.  
  749. [Cheerilee]
  750.  
  751. 1:
  752. >Good evening, Mr. Anonymous. It's good to see you. How have you been?
  753. >Oh, I've been pretty well myself, in fact I managed to finish the school chores early.
  754. >So. i was wondering if you were, you know...
  755. >Hmmm, busy later today. Maybe we could go grab a bite?
  756. >It's been a long time since we've had...
  757. >Oh! Oh.. Ok.
  758. >Ah- I should have figured you'd be busy.
  759. >N-no. It's okay. I remembered I have, mmm, things to do this weekend as well.
  760. >In fact, I shuld really get going. I have, uh, lots of exams to grade!
  761. >Yeah. Lots and lots of exams. Hehehe...
  762. >Goodbye, Anon.
  763. >...
  764. >*sigh*
  765. >Well, that didn't work...
  766. >I guess I should have expected as much.
  767. >Things with Big mac didn't work out.
  768. >Why should this have been any different?
  769. >I guess I'm just not marefriend material...
  770.  
  771.  
  772. 2:
  773. >A-Anon, I swear...w-we just kissed!
  774. >Don't pretend you never looked other mares before!
  775. >It...it was silly of me, yes I know Anon.
  776. >I-It's just that I've been stressed with teaching for the big exams and all...
  777. >And you...you...I don't see you concerned or even care that I'm around...
  778. >Don't make excuses mister, you seem so invested in this "studying" with that...that Twilight... *rolling eyes*
  779. >And after that little prank the girls pulled, Big Mac and I got closer since then...
  780. >W-Well at least HE appreciates me, unlike you!
  781. >You...
  782. >Yo-
  783. >*stumbling* D-Did...you just...hit me?
  784. >Y-You changed, l-love...I thought you loved me...
  785. >No just, just get out. Now...
  786. >Darn it Cheerilee...you just couldn't suck it up...
  787. >I guess love is a lesson I can't learn.
  788.  
  789. ----
  790.  
  791. [Cheese Sandwich]
  792.  
  793. >Hey there, anon!
  794. >You'll never guess what I've got planned!
  795. >You give up? It's a surprise party!
  796. >For you!
  797. >I know how much you love karaoke, so I got a little something reserved for the occasion!
  798. >...
  799. >Oh, already had plans?
  800. >D-don't worry about it. I mean, I'm sure you've got something more important anyway, right?
  801. >Oh... with Flash Sentry?
  802. >Oh, yeah, having him show you around the Crystal Empire sounds like a dream!
  803. >If you want, I could move it up to right now? I mean I've already ruined the surprise, haven't I?
  804. >H-huh? No no! You're right. It would be weird.
  805. >Yeah, I was thinking the same thing.
  806. >I'll see you later, anon. Have a nice trip.
  807. >...
  808. >Guess it's time to return that karaoke machine
  809. >/I even had them add our song.../
  810.  
  811. ----
  812.  
  813. [Scootaloo]
  814.  
  815. >"ANON!"
  816. >"Oh my gosh! I'm so happy to see you!"
  817. >"I'm so glad you came to me! I got our tickets!"
  818. >"Silly, remember? I told you! We're going to the Wonderbolts!"
  819. >"We're gonna watch them fly! And do stunts!"
  820. >"It's gonna be awesome, isn't it?"
  821. >"Oh, oh, and I have to tell you something!"
  822. >"I just asked Mayor Mare about something, and she told me that--"
  823. >"..."
  824. >"...Oh, you... You..."
  825. >"...You're going out with... Dash? Again?"
  826. >"Oh, where are you--"
  827. >"NO! I DIDN'T STEAL THESE FROM DASH!"
  828. >"I-I-I dunno why they're missing! I-I didn't do nothin'!"
  829. >"..."
  830. >*Sniff*
  831. >"...F-Fine, take them, Anon..."
  832. >"...I'll... I'll see you later, I guess..."
  833.  
  834. >"...Why..."
  835. >"...I... I just wanted to..."
  836. >*Sniffle*
  837. >"...I just wanted to spend time with you...
  838. >"...Daddy..."
  839.  
  840. ----
  841.  
  842. [Bat-pony Fluttershy]
  843.  
  844. >Hello... Anonymous. As you've probably guessed, the spell had some... permanent side effects.
  845. >It's not all that bad, being a winged beast of the night and all. I normally only feast on apples, but I'ld really like to show you what it's like. If that's okay with you that is.
  846. >Oh... please don't go. We could have a wonderful time in the orchard together.
  847. Why would anyone love a freak like you?
  848.  
  849. ----
  850.  
  851. [Applejack]
  852.  
  853. 1:
  854. >Howdy Anon.
  855. >I just wanna thank ya kindly for yer help on the orchard last week.
  856. >We got a big harvest this year.
  857. >I'll let ya know when we're ready to start pumpin' out cider.
  858. >Anypony who helped gets first dibs.
  859. >Ya know, I haven't seen you in a few days.
  860. >Where in tarnation have you been?
  861. >Wait... Twi's place?
  862. >Yeah, I remember you sayin' you liked to read.
  863. >You're kiddin'. You're gonna ask her out?
  864. >Well ain't that a surprise. Good on ya.
  865. >I guess I should get back ta work then.
  866. >Yep, you too.
  867. >Silly pony. He's known Twi a lot longer'n he's known you.
  868.  
  869.  
  870. 2:
  871. >Phew-whey! That's the last of 'em. Thanks kindly, Anon.
  872. >Without your help, we would have wasted hours moving those baskets.
  873. >I'll have to think of a way of repaying your help, mmhm.
  874. >Say, Anon. All that's left is organizin' the apples, and Big Mac always takes care of that.
  875. >Whaddaya say, do you wanna, I don't know, do something this tomorrow?
  876. >What's that?
  877. >Right, you asked Rarity out to that one party in Canterlot. How did that turn out?
  878. >Oh! Oh...
  879. >She said yes, then?
  880. >W-well, congratulations, partner. You've been fancying her for a while, haven't you?
  881. >Y-yeah. Ah.. I hope you have fun. See you tomorrow, then...
  882. >Huh?
  883. >Oh, you'll be... staying there?
  884. >Good bye, Anon. And good luck!
  885. >...
  886. >*sigh*
  887. >Go get her, Anon.
  888. >At least one of us should get to be happy with the one they like...
  889.  
  890. ----
  891.  
  892. [Lyra]
  893.  
  894. >Ok, Lyra, you can do this. Just take a deep breath and go for it.
  895. >...
  896. >Hi, Anon! How are you?
  897. >Oh, carrying boxes, want some help?
  898. >No, of course. You're pretty strong, you can carry them yourself.
  899. >So... Are you free tonight?
  900. >I was just asking, maybe we could--
  901. >Huh? Oh, right you need to take those packages to Applejack's farm.
  902. >Well, what about this weekend? Or the one after?
  903. >It's not as if I have nothing to do.
  904. >Eh, not that I just sit around hoping that you'll be free, heh heh...
  905. >Uh, I mean. Um...
  906. >Huh? Oh, Anon! W-wait!
  907. >I didn't even got to say good bye...
  908. >Oh...
  909. >Why do I even try?
  910. >He'll never be interested in me...
  911.  
  912. ----
  913.  
  914. [Derpy]
  915.  
  916. >an-anon?
  917. >where did you go?
  918. >oh! There you are
  919. >silly anon, you should know better than to walk into my blind spots
  920. >want a muffin?
  921. >oh... You ate allready.
  922. >well how can I help you anon?
  923.  
  924. >the mail? But today is my day off.
  925. >yesterday's mail?
  926. >ohh...
  927. >I can see you now.
  928.  
  929. >even when I look away from you I see your disapointed face
  930. >I-I know what went wrong.
  931.  
  932. ----
  933.  
  934. [Sunset Shimmer]
  935.  
  936. >"Anon, wait up!"
  937. >"Um..."
  938. >"Is it okay if I walk with you to class?"
  939. >"It's okay if you say no. I'm not exactly the most liked person in school after the...incident."
  940. >"I can? Thanks, anon. You're the first person to not brush me off in a while. That means a lot. Honestly."
  941. >...
  942. >"Anon? I've been meaning to ask you. Would you like to perhaps grab some coffee together?"
  943. >"'Like a date?' No, you dense imbecile. Of course it's a da--"
  944. >...
  945. >"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to say that. Old habits die hard, I guess."
  946. >"Well, what do you say?"
  947. >...
  948. >"He...he just walked away."
  949. >"Didn't even bother to say no."
  950. >"You deserve it, Sunset. You're truly pathetic. Why would anyone like you anymore?"
  951. >...
  952. >"Hmph. Who needs him? I'll be perfectly fine on my own."
  953. >"Why is my face so wet? It's not raining, is it? I'm indoors."
  954. >...
  955. >"D-darn it, S-suns--set. G-get yourss-elf togeth-hher."
  956. >"E-everything's gon--gonna be f-ffine."
  957. >"W-where's the bathroom? I can't l-let anyone s-see me like th-this. Esp-especially not him."
  958.  
  959. ----
  960.  
  961. [Luna]
  962.  
  963. 1:
  964. >"Greetings, Anonymous!"
  965. >"Care for a game of chess?"
  966. >"I really do appreciate your company. Not many beings are awake at this hour."
  967. >"You make the first move. No, I insist."
  968. >"After all I always beat you in the end."
  969. >"Don't apologize. When you've lived as long as I have, you learn to be able to predict almost everything."
  970. >...
  971. >"Say, Anonymous. The Gala is coming up next week, and I was wondering if you'd like to accompany me?"
  972. >"You can't? Why is that?"
  973. >"My sister forbids it?"
  974. >"Who cares what the public thinks? It's nothing more than just two friends spending the night together."
  975. >"I swear, politics is getting more complicated each day."
  976. >"No, I don't feel like playing anymore. One day is all I wanted. And she won't even give me that."
  977. >"No need to apologize. I know it's not your fault."
  978. >"I...I'm not even mad. Just sad."
  979. >"Life just isn't fair sometimes, Anonymous."
  980. >"Now if you'll excuse me, I have matters to attend to."
  981. >"It would be great if we could play tomorrow night as well."
  982. >"Until then, my sweet Anonymous."
  983. >"Until then."
  984.  
  985.  
  986. 2:
  987. >"Why, Anon! How wonderful it is that you're here! I was just on my way to Ponyville to see you, and I thought a nice evening walk was in order. I very much have been wanting to see you as of late."
  988. >"Oh, well, my apologies. Is this a bad time?"
  989. >"You won't be returning home this evening?"
  990. >"Where will you be staying the night then, if I may ask?"
  991. >"Oh, yes, yes of course, I've certainly heard of her. An excellent cellist, if I may say..."
  992. >"Well, I just wanted to talk to you, and, um, to ask you something."
  993. >"Oh, well, it truly isn't all that important, and I would hate to intrude on your evening."
  994. >"Ah, hehe, well, if you insist. I... um, it's just, I was--"
  995. >"Princess Luna, may I please speak with you?"
  996. >"Captain Nightshade? Ah, yes of course. My apologies, Anon, I will return momentarily."
  997. ...
  998. >"Princess?"
  999. >"Erm, yes, captain?"
  1000. >"The alien. You... you like him... don't you?"
  1001. >...
  1002. >"...Yes, captain... I believe I do. And, it appears that he likes someone else..."
  1003. >"I'm... very sorry, princess... I didn't want you to feel uncomfortable though, so I interrupted for you."
  1004. >"Yes, and... I am ever so grateful, captain... Thank you. I suppose I shall return to the palace then."
  1005. >"Very well, your majesty. I'll... I'll leave you alone, then."
  1006. ...
  1007. >"Anon, I'm... terribly sorry, but, I must return to the palace now. There has been an incident, and I am afraid that my duties will have to take priority. Perhaps we can speak again another time, but, it has been a pleasure speaking with you, Anon. Good evening, and... do enjoy yourself."
  1008. ...
  1009.  
  1010. "A whole millennium has passed... and I still know only the taste of failure..."
  1011.  
  1012.  
  1013. 3:
  1014. >Greetings and good tidings to you Anonymous!
  1015. >Yes we are aware of thy preference for Anon
  1016. >We hath procured a placing for two at one of Canterlot's most prestigious restraints, perhaps thou would like to accompany-
  1017. >Oh. Princess Twilight has figured out how to send thee home? Perhaps we could accompany you on the way to the ca-
  1018. >Oh, thou were just coming to find us to say goodbye...
  1019. >...
  1020. >why does this always happen to me...
  1021.  
  1022.  
  1023. 4:
  1024. >Oh hai Anon!
  1025. >I feenished the next draft off my fanfeek, becausse hyou taught me how emportant eet ees to proofread, and spellcheck, and all those other theengs, and I was hhoping hyou could reed et, and tell me hwat hwas good een et, and...
  1026. >Hwha? Hyou... haff to...
  1027. >Ohh, okay. I understandt. Ef Twilight says eet's super emportant and efrypony-I mean, efryone has to go...
  1028. >Bye Anon. Haff fun at Twilight's puppet show... I hope hyou haff as much fun there as I haff playeeng Battleship with hyou...
  1029. >Somepony make... my tears stop...
  1030.  
  1031. ----
  1032.  
  1033. [Cadence]
  1034.  
  1035. >Oh, Anon! It's you!
  1036. >Sorry, I've just been so wrapped up in the whole business of ruling the Empire, didn't get the chance to send you a message
  1037. >Well, since you're here, I don't suppose you want to... I dunno, talk about old times?
  1038. >I just want to chat with you. It's been a while, and I've missed you...
  1039. >Wh-what do you mean, 'what about Shining Armor'?
  1040. >Haha, no, Anon, I didn't mean anything like THAT. Just... you know... talking...
  1041. >Oh, you've got to catch a train back to Canterlot?
  1042. >Well, what if you got a later...
  1043. >I see.
  1044. >Well, it was good seeing you again, Anon!
  1045. >You... you too!
  1046. >I might have Shining Armor, but... you'll always have a place in my heart, Anon.
  1047. >I just wish my magic was strong enough to win YOUR love...
  1048. >I-I shouldn't be getting tears on my jewelery...
  1049.  
  1050. ----
  1051.  
  1052. [Mrs. Cake ]
  1053.  
  1054. >Hello, Mr. Anon.
  1055. >Sorry we keep having to meet like this.
  1056. >You know, it'd be a nice change of pace if we could meet somewhere else.
  1057. >Don't you think so?
  1058. >Alright, I get it.
  1059. >Work at work, I understand.
  1060. >But maybe one day.
  1061. >What did my little Pound do?
  1062. >Oh dear.
  1063. >No, I don't think that's appropriate behavior for the classroom.
  1064. >Said what to the teacher?
  1065. >I have no idea where he learned language like that.
  1066. >Ah, yes. The father.
  1067. >His mouth just runs off wherever it wants to.
  1068. >I'll tell him to watch his language.
  1069. >Pound, too.
  1070. >Thank you, Anon.
  1071. >I'm glad that you look after my child the way you do.
  1072. >Ever since... the divorce.
  1073. >Oh no no, Pinkie has always been perfect with the kids.
  1074. >It's been a little rough at home, but she's definitely made it easier.
  1075. >Although, we have to plan their meals of course.
  1076. >Or else they'd get junk three times a day!
  1077. >Yes, a homecooked meal is best for growing foals.
  1078. >But sometimes I wish I wasn't the only one cooking for us.
  1079. >Or cleaning.
  1080. >Or running the bakery.
  1081. >Or attending these conferences.
  1082. >Unlike that lying, dirty-
  1083. >*ahem*
  1084. >...See? You understand, Anon.
  1085. >No mare is an island.
  1086. >Perhaps you like to come over for dinner at some point?
  1087. >It wouldn't be any trouble.
  1088. >Not for you.
  1089. >...They found what?
  1090. >No, I wouldn't know where he'd find anything like that.
  1091. >I am so sorry.
  1092. >So what are we looking at?
  1093. >Detention? Suspension?
  1094. >Hold on, that's a bit drastic isn't it?
  1095. >I know you have zero tolerance, but this could be a mistake!
  1096. >He could have found it anywhere!
  1097. >Expect... what kind of visit?
  1098. >You didn't.
  1099. >Why?
  1100. >How could this be in Pound's best interest!?
  1101. >How COULD you!?
  1102. >No... I won't let them.
  1103. >I don't care, I won't let them take him!
  1104. >I thought you cared, Anon!
  1105. >All these meetings and I thought you cared!
  1106. >Buck you!
  1107. >Buck you straight to Tartarus, you awful, horrid-...
  1108. >No need to call security, I'm leaving!
  1109. >And I won't let them take Pound away!
  1110. >...
  1111. >You gave me hope, Anon.
  1112. >And just like that, you took it away.
  1113.  
  1114. ----
  1115.  
  1116. [Fleur de Lis]
  1117.  
  1118. 1:
  1119. >Well, hello there. It's almost a miracle seeing you here.
  1120. >You almost never make it to my social gatherings, Anonymous
  1121. >Of course I remeber you, how could I foget?
  1122. >I haven't seen you since the Royal Wedding, and that seems to be ages ago.
  1123. >It has been far too long, there's a lot of catching up to do.
  1124. >And I won't take a-- Oh, who do we have here?
  1125. >My, my. Miss Rarity. What a pleasure to have you here.
  1126. >Now, I don't want to be a rude host, but I was speaking with good Anonymous here, and...
  1127. >...
  1128. >Oh.
  1129. >So you came together, that's... That's nice.
  1130. >W-well then, I won't keep you busy. Go on, and enjoy the party.
  1131. >I have to greet the other guests.
  1132. >Bye, bye!
  1133. >...
  1134. >Hmmm...
  1135. >Is that why you never came to my parties?
  1136. >Well, I guess I missed my chance, and you seem happy. You deserve to be.
  1137. >Even...
  1138. >Even if it's not with me.
  1139.  
  1140.  
  1141. 2:
  1142. >Anon, hello! So good to see you!
  1143. >Shall we go and dine at that new restaurant that opened?
  1144. >It will be my treat! I know the owner and got such a wonderful deal!
  1145. >The food there is simply wonderful.
  1146. >Perhaps afterwards we could go see a play?
  1147. >It's the Pony of the Opera tonight!
  1148. >Oh...You...Already had plans?
  1149. >I...I see.
  1150. >N-No! It's quite alright! I understand!
  1151. >You already made plans with Princess Twilight, I can't keep you from such engagements.
  1152. >An-another time perhaps....
  1153. >...
  1154. >...
  1155. >.....
  1156. >W-why....I-I had such wonderful plans tonight with you...
  1157. >I...I would have told you my feelings for you...
  1158. >To tell you that things between me and fancy pants haven't been going so well...
  1159. > I was going to profess my love for you...
  1160.  
  1161. ----
  1162.  
  1163. [Rarity]
  1164.  
  1165. 1:
  1166. >Darling, do accompany me through the town!
  1167. >I've been working so hard on this event, trying to make it perfect
  1168. >I mean, I was chosen for this role, I can't let down my friends
  1169. >But I really need your opinion on this, dear
  1170. >I can't feel I'm really done until you've given me your thoughts on the whole arrangement!
  1171. >...
  1172. >You are going to Applejack's?
  1173. >Why, of course! I wouldn't hold you back if you've already made arrangements to be there
  1174. >But maybe you could tell me what you think of the decoration on the way to Sweet Apple...
  1175. >Oh, well, I guess you are right, it would be rude to think of something else while on a date...
  1176. >Maybe after you're done you could help me out, just a little?
  1177. >...
  1178. >It's ok, I understand, be on your way
  1179. >Say hi to Applejack for me, darling
  1180. >But I was inspired by you for this...
  1181. >My hear is not into this without you.
  1182.  
  1183.  
  1184. 2:
  1185. >Oh, Anonymoooous~!
  1186. >Hello, darling.
  1187. >I just managed to finished all my orders for the week and will be free for the rest of the day.
  1188. >I was wondering if you'd be interested in spending the evening with me.
  1189. >My treat, of course, haha! So, what time should I expect you to be ready?
  1190. >Huh?
  1191. >Oh, you have an appointment with Twilight.
  1192. >No, no, no. It's not a problem. There's definitely dozens of other ponies I can ask.
  1193. >Don't worry.
  1194. >W-well. In that case I guess I... I'll see you later, Anonymous. Goo-goodbye.
  1195. >Hmph...
  1196. >And to think I rushed those last couple of dresses to make time for him...
  1197. >...
  1198. >Oh, come on, Rarity, keep going...
  1199. >A lady doesn't cry in public.
  1200.  
  1201.  
  1202. 3:
  1203. >Anonymous, darling!
  1204. >I just wanted to thank you for everything you've done for me! Dare I say, you've been more supportive than even Fluttershy! I can't even remember how long it's been since that shrapnel injury acted up!
  1205. >I was hoping we could go back to my place, get your opinion on my next line of scarves and giant hats, maybe have some cider... perhaps other things together...
  1206. >What was that? You... have an appointment... with Twilight...
  1207. >... Fine by me, Anon. I wouldn't keep Twilight waiting if I were you.
  1208. >...
  1209. >... Why did you have to wish me a happy Veterans Day, Anon...
  1210.  
  1211. ----
  1212.  
  1213. [Opalescence]
  1214.  
  1215. >Hey, there, Rarity! You wanna play with me?
  1216. >I know you can't understand me cause I'm a cat and all, but I can still rub against your leg.
  1217. >Or you can just kick me away. I know you have work to do.
  1218. >I'll just... drink from my water dish.
  1219. >Oh... you forgot to fill it this morning? That's OK. I know work is stressing you out.
  1220. >I'll just come here and play with my yarn
  1221. >It's all gone... Guess you needed it for something you were making.
  1222. >Well, time for another cat nap I suppose...
  1223. >It's OK, Opal...
  1224.  
  1225. >All of my birthdays go this way...
  1226.  
  1227. ----
  1228.  
  1229. [a changeling]
  1230.  
  1231. >oh hey anon, fancy seeing you here
  1232. >what? no don't worry I'm not evil anymore
  1233. >I'm here to see if you wanted to go out some time?
  1234. >ever since I saw you in ponyville you've been on my mind..
  1235. >what's that? you've got a date?
  1236. >with Applejack?
  1237. >o- oh well you know I could just change into Applejack. See?
  1238. >y- yeah you're right. It's not the same
  1239. >w- well have fun I guess
  1240. >m- maybe we could hang out some time?
  1241. >I- I see, you don't trust me
  1242. >b- bye then...
  1243.  
  1244. >I can change into anything I want, but I can never change my past
  1245.  
  1246. ----
  1247.  
  1248. [Dinky Doo]
  1249.  
  1250. >Thanks for helping me with my magic, Mr. Anon!
  1251. >Um, I wanted to ask, would you like to come to dinner tonight?
  1252. >Mom is really excited about you coming!
  1253. >She even baked her signature muffins!
  1254. >...
  1255. >Oh, um, is it important?
  1256. >...you are helping Carrot Top...
  1257. >Can you come over later?
  1258. >Oh...
  1259. >N-no, it's fine, more muffins for us!
  1260. >Well it was nice seeing you...
  1261.  
  1262. Maybe he'll see one day how mommy looks at him...
  1263. And how much I want a dad
  1264.  
  1265. ----
  1266.  
  1267. [Suri Polomare]
  1268.  
  1269. >Oh hey there Anon!
  1270. >I have just been waiting soo long for this little get-together.
  1271. >You should really see my new line, it is simply to DIE for, hehe okay?
  1272. >Oh.
  1273. >...Coco huh?
  1274. >Nonono, it's alright, we can reschedule.
  1275. >...Oh. So you won't be available for a while?
  1276. >I understand, work does have a way of keeping you occupied, hmhm.
  1277. >Either way it was good to see you, Anon.
  1278. >Ta ta, you two have fun now, okay?
  1279. >...
  1280.  
  1281. >I waited so long to see you, Anon...
  1282. >This entire line was made for you.
  1283. >...I guess I'll have to wait some more.
  1284. >*Sigh.*
  1285.  
  1286. ----
  1287.  
  1288. [Harshwhinny]
  1289.  
  1290. >Well, hello there, Anonymous. I haven't seen you since the Games ended.
  1291. >Yes, it seems like an eternity, how have you been?
  1292. >Great, great.
  1293. >What do you say we go catch up somewhere?
  1294. >I know this lovely restaurant downtown and...
  1295. >Oh... Oh, I see.
  1296. >You're going to meet with your friends.
  1297. >I understand. Go with them, I wouldn't want to keep you busy.
  1298. >Hmph. It figures...
  1299. >*sigh*
  1300. >Why would he want an old mare like me...
  1301.  
  1302. ----
  1303.  
  1304. [SA and Cadance]
  1305.  
  1306. >Why don't you visit the Crystal Empire sometime Anon? Cadence and I get so caught up in royal duties that we never just have a night with friends anymore.
  1307.  
  1308. You really should, Anon. The Empire looks so lovely at sunset... it's really pretty.
  1309. >Don't sweat the tickets either, we'll arrange for the whole trip.
  1310. >Oh.
  1311. >Dinner with the Princesses again huh?
  1312. >Heh, well Cadence is a princess too if that changes your mind at all.
  1313.  
  1314. Don't be ridiculous, Shining. Go on and eat, Anon. I'm sure it'll be delicious!
  1315. >Yeah, it's no trouble. Hope you have a good time man.
  1316.  
  1317. We'll be waiting when you get back.
  1318. >Yeah.
  1319.  
  1320. Tell them we said hi, too.
  1321. >...
  1322. >He's never gonna visit, Cadence.
  1323. >He never does.
  1324.  
  1325. I know...
  1326. >Let's just go home.
  1327.  
  1328. ----
  1329.  
  1330. [Berry Punch]
  1331.  
  1332. >"OK, Berry, just keep composure, a night with Anon, you've been waiting for this for a long time now, whatever you do just be cool. It's not a date, he's just coming over for some dinner."
  1333. >*knock knock*
  1334. >"H-hello Anon, I wasn't ex-expecting you, I mean uhhhhehe, I was. Sorry. C-come on in I've got everything set up, we're going to have a lot of fun tonight!"
  1335. >"You got something for me? *squee* Royal Red Wine! My favorite! You're the best Anon!"
  1336. >"What's with all the c-candles? Oh I uh, just...wanted tooooo... make it atmospheric, hehe! Just sit down I'll get us some food"
  1337. >/"Alright, he's here, you've been practicing for this, you've been practicing for this, you've been practicing for this... You're serving his favorite food, there's nothing to worry about!"/
  1338. >"OK, some daffodil sandwiches on pita, your favorite. I mean, they're going to be your favorite...if they uhhh...weren't a-already."
  1339. >"Oh they are your favorite? I guess I n-never knew haha..!"
  1340.  
  1341. ...
  1342.  
  1343. >"That was delicious, right Anon? Anyways, I imported some aged Saddle Arabian white wine just for our little d-dat...get-together."
  1344. >/"You messed it up, you messed it up."/
  1345. >"I know right, it's very powerful, even by my standards."
  1346. >"The price? Oh don't worry, I wanted to make this special..."
  1347. >"Which speaking of that, I've been...wanting to...actually, needing to tell you something."
  1348. >"I really don't want to make this a-awkward but, ummm, I guess I've really been taking a liking to you lately. A...very s-strong liking."
  1349. >/"Just get on with it!"/
  1350. >"Anon, I think I love you! I mean, I've never ever felt this way about anypony, or human before...
  1351. ...
  1352. >"Well A-Anon..?"
  1353. >"..."
  1354. >"I'm sorry, I know I rushed it. I put too much pressure on you...
  1355. >and it must have been the wine talking..."
  1356.  
  1357. ----
  1358.  
  1359. [Cloud Chaser]
  1360.  
  1361. >"Sup Anon!"
  1362. >"Hey, did you hear about that Wonderbolts show coming up? They already sold out!"
  1363. >"I know, I heard that second-hand tickets are going up in bits by the hundreds every day!"
  1364. >"Oh OK, catch you around later!"
  1365. >"Hey wait, Anon! I know you're in a rush but I'll make this quick, come by my place later, I've got something awesome to show you!"
  1366.  
  1367. ...
  1368.  
  1369. >"Anon! Glad you could make it. You know that Wonderbolts show we were talking about earlier?"
  1370. >"Yeah the one this Saturday where the tickets are impossible to come by! Well...I got two tickets to go see them!
  1371. >"Oh Flitter? She's got one of her own too, so we can all go!"
  1372. >"...Uhh...I mean, it's only a date if you w-want to make it one..?"
  1373. >"...Oh...you mean with...Flitter..."
  1374. >"O-of course I c-could try to...hook you up with her!"
  1375. >"But what I meant was...would you want to make it a date with m-me?"
  1376. >"Oh that's fine, you don't h-have to be sure. See you there then...Anon."
  1377.  
  1378. What is it about Flitter that makes everyone want her?
  1379. Why does no one like me?
  1380.  
  1381. ----
  1382.  
  1383. [Trixie]
  1384.  
  1385. 1:
  1386. >"Ah ha! JUST the human I've been looking for, hello Anonymous"
  1387. >"The Great and Powerful Tr-r-r..eheh, pardon our enthusiasm..it gets away from us..*ahem*
  1388. >"As Trixie was saying, we grace you with our presence today in order to try out a new spell we're SURE you'd fin-..what?"
  1389. >"SPARKLE?! What is SHE doing h-..I mean..eheh, really Anon? You can do better."
  1390. >"Yes yes I'm sure it's all just in the name of 'research' and for the 'Princess'..d-don't give me a second thought, Anon..I'll be here all week."
  1391.  
  1392. And the week after that...and the next one..waiting until you've time
  1393.  
  1394.  
  1395. 2:
  1396. >Well, well Anonymous what brings a primate like you to one of my shows? Come to watch in awe of the Great and Powerful Trixie?
  1397. >if that's the case then, you may use the VIP front row seats so that you may realise truly how impressive Trixie is.
  1398. >Perhaps later you would to visit Trixie backstage?
  1399. >H-Here with your mare friend?
  1400. >N-No no, I, I mean, the Great and Powerful Trixie does not mind. Not one bit.
  1401. >Now watch in awe of Trixie's perfect illusions...
  1402. >...
  1403. >...
  1404. >If only Trixie could make an illusion strong enough to hide her pain...
  1405.  
  1406. ----
  1407.  
  1408. [Gilda]
  1409.  
  1410. >What's up, Anon?
  1411. >I know we don't know each other all too well, but I'm sure that blue cunt has mentioned me before.
  1412. >These dumb ponies have been brainwashing you with their dumb friendships, huh?
  1413. >You need to get outta here, man! Live a little, ya know? Leave these dweebs.
  1414. >No? Are you being serious?
  1415. >You are turning me down for some dumb little...dumb little...ponies?
  1416. >Ugh, loser. Fine, have it your way.
  1417. >Please...?
  1418. >...Okay.
  1419.  
  1420. ----
  1421.  
  1422. [Doctor Whooves]
  1423.  
  1424. > "Hey, Anoney!"
  1425. > "Just the person I was looking for!"
  1426. > "See, I just finished repairing my Tardis and I wondered if you would like to visit the fifth entropy fair at the edge of the universe with..."
  1427. > "Oh."
  1428. > "Yes, yes. Of course that helping Applejack with her barn's repairs is more important, after all, I was the one who crashed against it in the first place."
  1429. > "Noo... no, no. No problem, really."
  1430. > "Oh? Tomorrow? You are free tomorrow? Yes, that's good, tomorrow is good, yes."
  1431. > "But Anon..."
  1432. > "I wanted to go right now..."
  1433. > "... because tomorrow is the day I must go to Trenzalore..."
  1434.  
  1435. ----
  1436.  
  1437. [Braeburn]
  1438.  
  1439. >Well hey there buddy! Welcome to AaAaAappleloosa!
  1440. >Haha, you've been here before?
  1441. >Well shoot, how in the hay did l miss a tall drink like you?
  1442. >Best friends with my cousin? Well, that makes you best friends with me too
  1443. >What do you say we hit up the salt lick and bath house and catch up?
  1444. >W-well no l wasn't presumin' Sir
  1445. >I-ah hardly mean't no offense l thought I saw yer eye's w-wand-
  1446. >N-no l ain't accusing you o' eyeballin me t'were my own mistake
  1447. >W-what do you say we just ride on and forget about this?
  1448. >I-I swear they always lead me on first like the fall don't hurt enough by itself
  1449.  
  1450. ----
  1451.  
  1452. [Mysterious Mare Do Well]
  1453.  
  1454. *whoosh*
  1455. >You are safe now, citizen.
  1456. >You should know better than to go through those neighborhoods at night.
  1457. >And it's not the first time this has happened.
  1458. >Next time I may not be there to save you.
  1459. >...
  1460. >What are you implying?
  1461. >I just happen to be patrolling this place.
  1462. >P-please, do you think I'd be following you?
  1463. >I have a duty with all the citizens of Ponyville, and you happen to be one of them.
  1464. >That is all. D-don't get any funny ideas, Ano--
  1465. >...
  1466. >Well, what are you waiting? Go home, the streets won't get any safer.
  1467. >And don't let me catch you coming around theis part of town again!
  1468. >I wouldn't want you to get hurt...
  1469. >...
  1470. >But it's ok.
  1471. >I'll always be watching over you.
  1472.  
  1473. ----
  1474.  
  1475. [Mane-iac]
  1476.  
  1477. 1:
  1478. >Well hello, Anon.
  1479. >I'm planning a raid on Manehatten central bank
  1480. >I need the funds to rebuild my ray after the Power Ponies destroyed it and I need Henchmen
  1481. >You in or out?
  1482. >...
  1483. >The Griffin hired you?
  1484. >I see
  1485. >Well If that escapade dosn't work out then you know where to find me.
  1486. >...
  1487.  
  1488. >I can steal money, technology and power
  1489. >But I can't steal your heart
  1490.  
  1491.  
  1492. 2:
  1493. >Pffhahahaha
  1494. >If you think this pathetic little jail can hold me you're sorely mistaken.
  1495. >Don't look at me like that. I fell into that vat and my friends left me to die.
  1496. >Justice? Hehehehahaha!
  1497. >Please. Those wretched ponies are nothing more than your strong arm. If you didn't have them you would never be able to stop me, Anonymous.
  1498. >Awww why the long face?
  1499. >Wh... what did you just call me?
  1500. >I told you to never use that name again! I'm Mane-iac now!
  1501. >Get out of my sight!
  1502. >That's it, run. Run like the pathetic worm you are!
  1503. >Run while I still have control. Don't ever let me out.
  1504.  
  1505. ----
  1506.  
  1507. [Flash Sentry]
  1508.  
  1509. >Oh, hi Anon. It's been quite a while.
  1510. >We really must stop bumping into each other like this.
  1511. >It's been a while, pal. How are you doing?
  1512. >Oh, ok. If you're busy don't let me keep you here.
  1513. >I just wanted to say, I'm gonna be free this weekend.
  1514. >We were thinking about going downtown, and hit a couple of bars.
  1515. >What do you say?
  1516. >Huh?
  1517. >Oh, I see.
  1518. >Yeah, I suppose you'd have better things to do than tag along with the guards.
  1519. >It's just I've, I mean, the guys have missed you, y'know?
  1520. >Those days when you replaced Shining Armor as the Captain were really fun for...
  1521. >For all of us.
  1522. >But it's ok, goodby, An--
  1523. >*ahem*
  1524. >Goodbye, citizen.
  1525. >Be safe on your way
  1526. >...
  1527. >*Sigh*
  1528. >It was a long shot either way...
  1529. >Then again, why should it be any different that any of the last dozen or so times?
  1530. >Guess it just wouldn't have worked.
  1531. >Damn it...
  1532. >It's the same everywhere.
  1533. >Everyone's been treating me like crap since the new Princess visited the Crystal Empire.
  1534. >Did...
  1535. >Did I do something wrong?

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