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artificial mare juice

By kqaii
Created: 2022-02-20 08:58:33
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  1. thread number:
  2. 7093511;7115477;7191854;7424414;7703140;8869958;22966835;23279804;8871675;29503287;7306107#q7309040.
  3. original author is Anon
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  5.  
  6. I have done it /mlp/. I have crafted artificial Rainbow Dash mare juice.
  7. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  8. Ingredients.
  9. >1 box of cherry Jello.
  10. >1 box of blue raspberry Jello.
  11. >1 cup of water.
  12. >3 tbsp of honey.
  13. >2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
  14. >2 tsp of salt.
  15. >3 bags of Skittles.
  16. >1 stick of deodorant. (optional)
  17.  
  18. Instructions.
  19. >Pour 1 cup of water into a metal pot or saucepan; set aside.
  20. >Empty the 3 bags of Skittles into a bowl.
  21. >Separate the purple and red Skittles from the bowl.
  22. >Add the yellow, orange and green Skittles to the water.
  23. >Bring the water to a boil; stir continuously alternating directions until the water comes to a boil.
  24. >Reduce the heat to medium.
  25. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  26. >Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 cherry, 2/3 blue raspberry.
  27. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
  28. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
  29. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
  30. >Reduce heat to low & add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice; stir for 3 min alternating directions.
  31. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  32. >[Optional] Apply a small amount of deodorant to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "athlete smell."
  33.  
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  35.  
  36. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Twilight Sparkle mare juice.
  37. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  38. Ingredients.
  39. >1 box of blackberry fusion Jello.
  40. >2/3 cup of water.
  41. >1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice.
  42. >3 tbsp of honey.
  43. >2 tsp of salt.
  44. >1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
  45. >1 newspaper. (optional)
  46.  
  47. Instructions.
  48. >Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  49. >Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
  50. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  51. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce the heat to low for 3 min.
  52. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
  53. >Add the final tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
  54. >Add 1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
  55. >Add 1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
  56. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  57. >[Optional] Wrap the glass or whatever you plan on using in a newspaper for an added sense of "ink & paper" smell.
  58.  
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  60.  
  61. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Applejack mare juice.
  62. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  63. Ingredients.
  64. >1/3 cup of water.
  65. >2/3 cup of apple cider.
  66. >3 tbsp of honey.
  67. >2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
  68. >2 tsp of salt.
  69. >1 lemon.
  70. >1 celery stalk. (optional)
  71.  
  72. Instructions.
  73. >Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple cider into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  74. >Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
  75. >Squeeze 1 lemon; set aside.
  76. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  77. >Add the lemon juice & 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
  78. >Reduce heat to low.
  79. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
  80. >Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
  81. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  82. >[Optional] Add a stalk of celery to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "produce smell."
  83.  
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  85.  
  86. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Pinkie Pie mare juice.
  87. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  88. Ingredients.
  89. >2 cups of water.
  90. >5 tbsp of honey.
  91. >1 tbsp of raspberry extract.
  92. >1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder.
  93. >2 tsp of salt.
  94. >20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum.
  95. >1 bag of cotton candy & edible confetti. (optional)
  96.  
  97. Instructions.
  98. >Pour 2 cup of water into a pot or saucepan.
  99. >Add 20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum to the water.
  100. >Cover pot or saucepan with saran wrap and set aside for 24 hours; do not refridgerate.
  101. >After 24 hours, remove saran wrap and heat the water to high.
  102. >Stir and reduce heat to medium before the water comes to a boil.
  103. >Crush the pieces of bubblegum with a wooden spoon and stir; repeat to ensure maximum flavor extraction.
  104. >Remove the double bubble bubblegum pieces from the water.
  105. >Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  106. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
  107. >Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  108. >Add 1 tbsp of raspberry extract to the water.
  109. >Add 1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
  110. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  111. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  112. >[Optional] Apply cotton candy & edible confetti as you see fit to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of, well... “Pinkie Pie.”
  113.  
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  115.  
  116. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Fluttershy mare juice.
  117. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  118. Ingredients.
  119. >1/3 cup of water.
  120. >2/3 cup of pink lemonade.
  121. >3 tbsp of honey.
  122. >3 tbsp of banana extract.
  123. >2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
  124. >2 tsp of salt.
  125. >1 pine scented air freshener. (optional)
  126.  
  127. Instructions.
  128. >Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of pink lemonade into a pot or saucepan.
  129. >Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
  130. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  131. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
  132. >Add 3 tbsp of banana extract to the water; stir for 3 min.
  133. >Reduce heat to low.
  134. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  135. >Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
  136. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  137. >[Optional] Attach the pine scented air freshener to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an add sense of “nature smell.”
  138.  
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  140.  
  141. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Rarity mare juice.
  142. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  143. Ingredients.
  144. >1 box of grape Jello.
  145. >2/3 cup of water.
  146. >1/3 cup of pineapple juice.
  147. >3 tbsp of honey.
  148. >2 tsp of salt.
  149. >1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
  150. >1 bottle of lavender oil. (optional)
  151.  
  152. Instructions.
  153. >Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  154. >Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
  155. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  156. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
  157. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
  158. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  159. >Add 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
  160. >Add 1/3 cup of pineapple juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
  161. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  162. >[Optional] Apply a small amount of lavender oil to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “refined & fabulous” smell.
  163.  
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  165.  
  166. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Celestia mare juice.
  167. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  168. Ingredients.
  169. >1 box of orange Jello.
  170. >1 box of lemon Jello.
  171. >2/3 cup of water.
  172. >1/3 cup of SunnyD.
  173. >5 tbsp of honey.
  174. >2 tsp of salt.
  175. >1 tsp of onion powder.
  176. >1 Sunlight. (optional)
  177.  
  178. Instructions.
  179. >Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  180. >Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
  181. >Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  182. >Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 lemon, 2/3 orange.
  183. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
  184. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
  185. >Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  186. >Add 1/3 cup of SunnyD; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
  187. >Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
  188. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  189. >Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  190. >[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the sunlight for an added sense of “praising the sun.”
  191.  
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  193.  
  194. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Luna mare juice.
  195. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  196. Ingredients.
  197. >1 box of grape Jello.
  198. >2/3 cup of water.
  199. >1/3 cup of blueberry juice.
  200. >5 tbsp of honey.
  201. >2 tsp of salt.
  202. >1 tsp of garlic powder.
  203. >1 Moonlight. (optional)
  204.  
  205. Instructions.
  206. >Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  207. >Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
  208. >Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  209. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
  210. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
  211. >Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  212. >Add 1/3 cup of blueberry juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
  213. >Add 1 tsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
  214. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  215. >Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  216. >[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the moonlight for an added sense of “Princess of the Night.”
  217.  
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  219.  
  220. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Derpy mare juice. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  221.  
  222. Ingredients:
  223.  
  224. >3 tbsp unscented dish washing liquid
  225. >1 cup of water
  226. >1/2 cup of vinegar
  227. >1 tbsp honey
  228. >1 egg, separated
  229. >2 tbsp tuna juice (optional)
  230. >1 loofah (optional)
  231.  
  232. Instructions:
  233.  
  234. >Pour cup of water into pot or saucepan
  235. >Pour 1/2 cup of vinegar into second saucepan; put on low heat
  236. >Put third saucepan on head
  237. >Holler out dirty marching cadence, starting with "I don't know but I've been told..."
  238. >Add honey, tuna juice [optional], egg white, and dish washing liquid to water
  239. >Increase heat to high
  240. >Decrease heat to low
  241. >Increase heat back to high
  242. >Remove saucepan from head
  243. >Drink egg yolk
  244. >Cup a small amount of the mixture in both hands, swish it around your mouth, then spit it out
  245. >Use both hands to turn some of the mixture to a rich lather
  246. >Lather up your greasy hair, rinse with warm vinegar, repeat
  247. >[Optional] Gnaw on loofah to remove soapy taste from mouth
  248.  
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  250.  
  251. I think ive done it /mlp/, I have created artificial Berry Punch mare juice.
  252. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
  253. Ingredients
  254. >1 box of grape Jello
  255. >1 box of strawberry Jello
  256. >2/3 cup of water
  257. >1/3 cup of fruit punch
  258. >5 tbsp of honey
  259. >2 tsp of salt
  260. >1 tsp of garlic powder
  261. >1 Wine (Optional)
  262.  
  263. Instructions.
  264. >Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  265. >Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
  266. >Add 3 tbsp. of honey the water; stir until dissolved.
  267. >Mix the 2 Jello boxes together, 1/3 strawberry, 2/3 grape
  268. >Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir, & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
  269. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to mefium for 3 min.
  270. >Add 1 tbsp. of honey into the water; stir until dissolved.
  271. >Add 1/3 cup of Fruit Punch, reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
  272. >Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
  273. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  274. >Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  275. >[Optional] Apply a small amount of wine to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of spiked punch.
  276.  
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  278.  
  279. I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Apple Bloom filly juice inspired by Mando.
  280. And now I shall share it with all of you.
  281. Ingredients:
  282. >1/3 cup of water.
  283. >2/3 cup of apple juice.
  284. >3 tbsp of honey.
  285. >2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
  286. >2 tsp of salt.
  287. >1 tsp of brown sugar.
  288. >1/2 tsp of vanilla extract.
  289. >1 cinnamon stick. (optional)
  290.  
  291. Instructions:
  292. >Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple juice into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
  293. >Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
  294. >Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
  295. >Add 1 tsp of brown sugar to the water; stir until dissolved.
  296. >Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
  297. >Reduce the heat to low.
  298. >Add the final 1 tbsp of honey; stir until dissolved.
  299. >Add ½ tsp of vanilla extract.
  300. >Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
  301. >Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
  302. >[Optional] Add a stick of cinnamon to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “child-like innocence.”

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