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original author is Anon
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I have done it /mlp/. I have crafted artificial Rainbow Dash mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1 box of cherry Jello.
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>1 box of blue raspberry Jello.
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>1 cup of water.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>3 bags of Skittles.
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>1 stick of deodorant. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 1 cup of water into a metal pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Empty the 3 bags of Skittles into a bowl.
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>Separate the purple and red Skittles from the bowl.
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>Add the yellow, orange and green Skittles to the water.
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>Bring the water to a boil; stir continuously alternating directions until the water comes to a boil.
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>Reduce the heat to medium.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 cherry, 2/3 blue raspberry.
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
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>Reduce heat to low & add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice; stir for 3 min alternating directions.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Apply a small amount of deodorant to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "athlete smell."
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Twilight Sparkle mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1 box of blackberry fusion Jello.
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>2/3 cup of water.
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>1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
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>1 newspaper. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce the heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
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>Add the final tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
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>Add 1/3 cup of blueberry pomegranate juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Wrap the glass or whatever you plan on using in a newspaper for an added sense of "ink & paper" smell.
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Applejack mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1/3 cup of water.
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>2/3 cup of apple cider.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 lemon.
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>1 celery stalk. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple cider into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
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>Squeeze 1 lemon; set aside.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add the lemon juice & 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
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>Reduce heat to low.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey and stir until dissolved.
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>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Add a stalk of celery to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of "produce smell."
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Pinkie Pie mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>2 cups of water.
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>5 tbsp of honey.
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>1 tbsp of raspberry extract.
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>1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum.
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>1 bag of cotton candy & edible confetti. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2 cup of water into a pot or saucepan.
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>Add 20 pieces of double bubble bubblegum to the water.
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>Cover pot or saucepan with saran wrap and set aside for 24 hours; do not refridgerate.
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>After 24 hours, remove saran wrap and heat the water to high.
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>Stir and reduce heat to medium before the water comes to a boil.
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>Crush the pieces of bubblegum with a wooden spoon and stir; repeat to ensure maximum flavor extraction.
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>Remove the double bubble bubblegum pieces from the water.
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>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1 tbsp of raspberry extract to the water.
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>Add 1 ½ tbsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Apply cotton candy & edible confetti as you see fit to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of, well... “Pinkie Pie.”
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Fluttershy mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1/3 cup of water.
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>2/3 cup of pink lemonade.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>3 tbsp of banana extract.
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>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 pine scented air freshener. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of pink lemonade into a pot or saucepan.
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>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 3 tbsp of banana extract to the water; stir for 3 min.
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>Reduce heat to low.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Attach the pine scented air freshener to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an add sense of “nature smell.”
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Rarity mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1 box of grape Jello.
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>2/3 cup of water.
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>1/3 cup of pineapple juice.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1/2 tbsp of onion powder.
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>1 bottle of lavender oil. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1/2 tbsp of onion powder to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
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>Add 1/3 cup of pineapple juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Apply a small amount of lavender oil to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “refined & fabulous” smell.
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Celestia mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1 box of orange Jello.
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>1 box of lemon Jello.
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>2/3 cup of water.
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>1/3 cup of SunnyD.
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>5 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 tsp of onion powder.
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>1 Sunlight. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
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>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together; 1/3 lemon, 2/3 orange.
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
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>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1/3 cup of SunnyD; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
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>Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the sunlight for an added sense of “praising the sun.”
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Princess Luna mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients.
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>1 box of grape Jello.
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>2/3 cup of water.
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>1/3 cup of blueberry juice.
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>5 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 tsp of garlic powder.
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>1 Moonlight. (optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
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>Add 3 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to medium for 3 min.
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>Add 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1/3 cup of blueberry juice; reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
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>Add 1 tsp of garlic powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Enjoy your mare juice out in the moonlight for an added sense of “Princess of the Night.”
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Derpy mare juice. And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients:
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>3 tbsp unscented dish washing liquid
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>1 cup of water
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>1/2 cup of vinegar
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>1 tbsp honey
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>1 egg, separated
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>2 tbsp tuna juice (optional)
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>1 loofah (optional)
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Instructions:
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>Pour cup of water into pot or saucepan
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>Pour 1/2 cup of vinegar into second saucepan; put on low heat
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>Put third saucepan on head
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>Holler out dirty marching cadence, starting with "I don't know but I've been told..."
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>Add honey, tuna juice [optional], egg white, and dish washing liquid to water
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>Increase heat to high
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>Decrease heat to low
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>Increase heat back to high
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>Remove saucepan from head
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>Drink egg yolk
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>Cup a small amount of the mixture in both hands, swish it around your mouth, then spit it out
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>Use both hands to turn some of the mixture to a rich lather
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>Lather up your greasy hair, rinse with warm vinegar, repeat
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>[Optional] Gnaw on loofah to remove soapy taste from mouth
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I think ive done it /mlp/, I have created artificial Berry Punch mare juice.
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And now I shall share my recipe with all of you.
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Ingredients
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>1 box of grape Jello
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>1 box of strawberry Jello
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>2/3 cup of water
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>1/3 cup of fruit punch
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>5 tbsp of honey
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>2 tsp of salt
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>1 tsp of garlic powder
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>1 Wine (Optional)
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Instructions.
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>Pour 2/3 cup of water into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Bring the water to a boil; reduce heat to medium.
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>Add 3 tbsp. of honey the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Mix the 2 Jello boxes together, 1/3 strawberry, 2/3 grape
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>Pour the Jello mix into the water; stir, & reduce heat to low for 3 min.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir & increase heat to mefium for 3 min.
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>Add 1 tbsp. of honey into the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1/3 cup of Fruit Punch, reduce heat to low; stir thoroughly.
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>Add 1 tsp of onion powder to the water; stir while alternating directions for 3 min.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour the contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Apply a small amount of wine to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of spiked punch.
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I have done it /mlp/. I have created artificial Apple Bloom filly juice inspired by Mando.
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And now I shall share it with all of you.
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Ingredients:
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>1/3 cup of water.
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>2/3 cup of apple juice.
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>3 tbsp of honey.
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>2 tbsp of tuna fish juice.
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>2 tsp of salt.
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>1 tsp of brown sugar.
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>1/2 tsp of vanilla extract.
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>1 cinnamon stick. (optional)
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Instructions:
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>Pour 1/3 cup of water and 2/3 cup of apple juice into a pot or saucepan; set aside.
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>Increase heat to medium; do not exceed medium temperature.
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>Add 2 tbsp of honey to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 1 tsp of brown sugar to the water; stir until dissolved.
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>Add 2 tsp of salt to the water; stir for 3 min.
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>Reduce the heat to low.
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>Add the final 1 tbsp of honey; stir until dissolved.
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>Add ½ tsp of vanilla extract.
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>Add 2 tbsp of tuna fish juice to the water; stir thoroughly for 3 min.
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>Remove from heat; carefully pour contents into a glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of.
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>[Optional] Add a stick of cinnamon to the glass or whatever you plan to drink this out of for an added sense of “child-like innocence.”
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