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[SFW] NN - Nolan's house party

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:05:25
Expiry: Never
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  1. - Writer's Note: FP is Fancy Pants, and FL is Fleur de Lis -
  2.  
  3.  
  4.  
  5. >Be Nolan
  6. >Everyday is the same. No parents, no activities, no nothing
  7. >So, for a change, you invited over your two friends that don't like you only for your money
  8. >Norman Normal and Flash Sentry
  9. "So, you like the place?"
  10. >"Dude, you always stay alone with all this?"
  11. >"Man, you are really lucky"
  12. "I don't know. It's very big"
  13. >"Say, your family won't come for a while?"
  14. "They are out of the country most of the time"
  15. >"And we won't have any supervision?"
  16. "The guards watch the house a couple of yards away, and some just patrol"
  17. >"Dude, we should throw a party"
  18. "Wha- no! My family would kill me"
  19. >"Didn't you said your family is out most of the time?"
  20. "Yes..."
  21. >"And if we invite the guards too, they won't have to attack or tell your parents"
  22. "But I ca-"
  23. >"And we can invite Amy. She would love this place"
  24. "That would be nice but-"
  25. >"If it makes you feel better, we won't invite Scott. He always brings drugs. No drugs, no craziness"
  26. "...."
  27. >"Come on man. It will be fun"
  28. "... Fine, but not drinks"
  29. >"Party pooper"
  30. "I just don't want to clean up a total mess, and I don't want to present papers"
  31. >"Fine, we'll work something out"
  32. >"Party in Nolan's manor! woo-hoo!"
  33. >You feel you made a big mistake
  34.  
  35. >While you make the place more cozier, you see Brad and Norman talking between them like crazy
  36. "Ok guys, what's so funny?"
  37. >"Nothing. We are making a party, and we are trying to make the list"
  38. >"Fuck that. Let's pick everyone except Scott"
  39. "I want to remind you it's my house the place where you two are having this party"
  40. >"See? I told you he would say that"
  41. >"Fine. Make the list Mr. Private Club"
  42. >You take Brad's phone
  43. "Shut up. Alright, let's see... this guy and this... nah, she eats everything... has some moves, she can take the music..."
  44. >"We don't have all day"
  45. "I get it... done. Now you better don't try to rape anyone"
  46. >"Nolan, it hurts me you think I'd be so cruel to even have the though of me violating a woman"
  47. "Shut up. Everyone knows what you did to Derpy in the Fall Formal"
  48. >"That didn't happen!"
  49. "Whatever. Call the pizzeria, we need 20 big now"
  50. >"Perfect"
  51. "Now, Norman, see if AJ can give us some barrels of NON-ALCOHOLIC cider"
  52. >"I think she has a couple in her cellar, let me call her"
  53. >Well, that should do it for now
  54. >Now comes the moment of truth
  55. >*Tuuuuu*....*Tuuuuuu*
  56. >Answer please
  57. >*Tuuuu-* "Hello?"
  58. "Hi Amy. It's me, Nolan"
  59. >"Hi nol, what's happening?"
  60. "Nothing... Wait, no! Actually.... Do you want to come to my place? I'm having a party and I want to invite you"
  61. >"Really? That's cool! You never make parties in your house"
  62. "You sound just like Norman"
  63. >"Hehe, fine, I'll see you in a couple of hours"
  64. "Alright, I'll be waiting"
  65. >You hang up smiling. It's better you call the guards as well
  66.  
  67. >A while later, the place looks good
  68. >The doorbell sounds and you go to open it
  69. >"Hello, 20 big pepperoni, extra cheese and extra sausage. That's $220 plus tip"
  70. "Got it"
  71. >Before you close the door, Amy blocks the way
  72. >"Hey! That was rude"
  73. "Hey, I barely saw you. Come in"
  74. >"Woah... you really left this place amazingly. Maybe I shouldn't call her"
  75. "Call who?"
  76. >"Hi nollie woolie"
  77. >Pinkie
  78. "Pinkie Pie, how did you get in?"
  79. >"Well, you two were talking so I slipped inside. Also, AJ doesn't have cider, but I bring two barrels full of root beer"
  80. "Hmmm.... maybe I can work something with that"
  81. >"Oh, you will. And with me, nothing will go wrong"
  82. >She gives herself a spin, and bam! She was dressed like a business woman
  83. >She reveals a list from her poofy hair
  84. "Pinkie, how did you-?"
  85. >"No time Mr. North, I have to take care of a party. Let's see: we have lights, soft drinks, and dancing floor. Where are my cakes and my DJ? I NEED BALLONS!!!"
  86. >She walks away screaming to an (unnexistent) party crew
  87. >"Hehe, that's our Pinkie"
  88. "I guess... say, you invited someone else?"
  89. >"No, Pinkie just apeared with those barrels and she told me she was going to a party. I didn't knew she was talking about yours"
  90. "Well, you said I don't do much parties in my house"
  91. >Both share a small laugh
  92. "I'll go check the boys. Knowing them, they already ate all the 20 pizzas"
  93.  
  94. >Party starts and everything is going swell
  95. >Brad is trying to impress chicks, and Norman is playing with some guys in the Wii
  96. >Tonight is gonna be great
  97. >"This is a great party man"
  98. >"Best games dude"
  99. >"Pal, the pool's amazing"
  100. >This is the best idea you ever had
  101. >"Cool Mr. N. Like, really cool"
  102. "Thanks"
  103. >"Nah man, fo' real. This place is great"
  104. >His talking pace makes you feel weird
  105. "Say: I am talking now"
  106. >"I am talking now"
  107. >You knew it
  108. >You grab the guy's head and check his eyes
  109. >Fully expanded
  110. "Damn, someone got inside"
  111. >You go to Brad
  112. "Brad!"
  113. >"So I tell her: that isn't my finger neither"
  114. >The girls around him laughs
  115. "Brad! I need to talk to you!"
  116. >"Girls, keep it warm. Gonna talk with the big man"
  117. >He comes closer to you
  118. >"Hey N, what's crackin'?"
  119. "Who brought drugs?"
  120. >"What? Dude, you did the list, I didn't call no one after it"
  121. "Fuck. Follow me, we need Norman now"
  122. >You two walk around the people
  123. >Both of you notice how some people are kind of out
  124. >Both manage to reach norman, where he is kicking Typhoon's ass
  125. >"Hey T!"
  126. >"Darn... what?!"
  127. >"Swift as a breeze"
  128. >*KO*
  129. >"Haha! Who's next?"
  130. "Norman, come here!"
  131. >"Hey Nolan, what's happening?"
  132. "Norman, you saw anyone strange? Someone slipped some drugs in here"
  133. >"Oh shit, I'll stop playing. You have anything so we can communicate?"
  134. >You check your pockets
  135. >As dad always say: carry headphones for your crew
  136. >You give Brad and Norman a couple
  137. "If anyone sees someone funny, call everyone"
  138. >"Got it"
  139. >"Got it"
  140. "Perfect. Initials from here gentlemen"
  141. >You never expected to do a raid at your own place
  142.  
  143. >Be Norman
  144. >So far, the place doesn't show anything weird
  145. >Well, except now almost half of the party is out of their minds
  146. >Checking around, you see a hooded man with really ugly shoes
  147. >You remember those shoes
  148. "B? N? I need you guys here now. I think the guy didn't saw me yet"
  149. >"Coming"
  150. >"On it"
  151. >While the guys come closer, you make signs to them
  152. >They understand, and get ready
  153. "Perfect..." *hand sing* 3.... 2..... 1.... "now!"
  154. >All of you jump at the same time, and catch the culprit
  155. >When Nolan removes his hood, everyone see his face: Scott
  156. "what the fuck?!"
  157. >"I didn't invited him!"
  158. >"Of course you didn't, 80's highschool outcast, I came by my own"
  159. >Nolan prepares himself to punch him
  160. >"Too mainstream for a door entrance? Where is the poison?!"
  161. >"If you want some, you are late Saint. Everything is in those barrels now"
  162. >"Huff, I'm thirsty"
  163. >You recognize that voice
  164. >"Amy?!"
  165. "Oh shit dude"
  166. >"AMY! NO!"
  167. >Nolan jumps out and tackles Amy
  168. >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!"
  169. >*Click* "Hello son, surpr-!"
  170. >Okay, everyone here is dead
  171.  
  172. >Be Nolan
  173. "AMY! NO!"
  174. >You jump and tackle Amy
  175. >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!"
  176. FP: *Click* Hello son, surpr-!
  177. >Your family is here
  178. >And you are on top of your girl kissing her
  179. >While hard music sounds
  180. >All 70% of the guests are drugged out
  181. >You stand up quickly
  182. "Fuck! Dad! Mom! I- They- Barrels- I..."
  183. FP: Silence!
  184. >You keep quiet, but the music keeps going
  185. FP: I said: SILENCE!
  186. >Your dad punches the wall, crushing a false wall and activating the internal security system
  187. >No one can leave the manor now
  188. FL: Nolan North: one step front
  189. >You do as told
  190. FL: So, you finally did a party when we were away
  191. "I did, but-"
  192. FP: Quiet
  193. >You close your mouth
  194. FL: I'm happy that you finally started to embrace social activities, but I'm dissapointed you gave drugs to your aquantances
  195. N: Wait! Mr. North, he is innocent!
  196. B: Yeah! It was this guy!
  197. >Your friends bring Scott
  198. FP: Mmmhhhh... Scott Green, you have quite a tab with us
  199. >He is just there, expecting anything
  200. FL: Nolan, what was the damage?
  201. ".... Scott put something to the drinks"
  202. FP: 3 times your debt
  203. S: Mr. North, I-
  204. FP: Add it or your body will be fucking the water supply of a building
  205. >He closes his mouth and leaves the house
  206. FL: Now, as for your friends Nolan...
  207. >You 3 are scared
  208. FL: Explain what happened before we arrived
  209. >After everything was calm, you manage to tell the story
  210. FL: I see. sorry if we aren't as much as you want nom nom
  211. B: Dude, your mom just called you nom nom?
  212. "Shut up, you rapist"
  213. FL: In any case, I'm relieved there wasn't much danger. Thankfully the ones who drank the root beer managed to keep it together
  214. >You feel a little relieved
  215. FP: Now that everything is settled, DJ! Turn up the music!
  216. >The party keeps going
  217. "Thanks mom, thanks dad. But, we don't have drinks now"
  218. FP: The Saints have supplies kid. You still need to learn
  219. >Your dad presses a button, and vodka and Saint's Flow start to fill the place
  220. "Ama-!"
  221. >A purple flash blinds you, and everything went dark
  222.  
  223. >The darkness surrounds you, and it's hard to breath
  224. >You try to move, but your body is stuck
  225. >You fight a little more, and break the place where you were trapped: a box
  226. "Ughhh... my head... bluagh"
  227. >Your head is pounding and your mouth taste like if you suck a car exhaust
  228. "Where the fuck am I?"
  229. >*Kggg* "Hello, welcome to Freckle's Bitches, what's your order?"
  230. "Uh? Order?"
  231. >"Yes sir, your order"
  232. >Some of your senses come back, and find out you don't have any clothes except your undies
  233. >Lady undies
  234. "Oh fuck!"
  235. >"Uhhhh... sorry sir, I didn't got that"
  236. "Where are my clothes?!"
  237. >"Sir, I can't help you. Please leave so other costumers can order"
  238. "What? Oh, yes. Sorry"
  239. >You walk some steps and try to locate yourself
  240. >You see all the big buildings around you, one sticking out from everyone: the Ultor Tower
  241. "Goddammit"
  242. >A vibration comes from your bra. At least you have your phone
  243. "Hello?"
  244. >"Uh? Nolan? It's that you?"
  245. "Yes, who is it?"
  246. >"It's me, Norman. I need help"
  247. "Where are you?"
  248. >"That's the thing, I don't know"
  249. "Can you see something around you?"
  250. >"A big casino. Is red with dragons at the entrance. It's full of casinos in this block"
  251. "You are close to a big castle too?"
  252. >"Yeah"
  253. "You are in Las Venturas. The Saints aren't very influential there"
  254. >"Dammit, can you get to me?"
  255. "No, I'm in Stilwater"
  256. >"What?! how did you get there?"
  257. "I can ask you the same thing. you called Brad?"
  258. >"Yes, he is in Los Santos"
  259. "If you talk to him again, tell him to stay in Rockford"
  260. >"Knowing him, he must be behind a girl now"
  261. "Whatever. I'll try to find some help. Avoid betting in there"
  262. >"With what money? Haha. No, really. Bring some help quickly"
  263. "Yeah, talk you later"
  264. >You hang up and check your phone
  265. >Some battery, a few pics, and a text from your dad
  266. >*Best party 4ever. gg son*
  267. >Looks like your party went pretty good

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