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[SFW] NN - Nolan's house party

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:05:25
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    - Writer's Note: FP is Fancy Pants, and FL is Fleur de Lis -
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  4. 4.
     
  5. 5.
    >Be Nolan
  6. 6.
    >Everyday is the same. No parents, no activities, no nothing
  7. 7.
    >So, for a change, you invited over your two friends that don't like you only for your money
  8. 8.
    >Norman Normal and Flash Sentry
  9. 9.
    "So, you like the place?"
  10. 10.
    >"Dude, you always stay alone with all this?"
  11. 11.
    >"Man, you are really lucky"
  12. 12.
    "I don't know. It's very big"
  13. 13.
    >"Say, your family won't come for a while?"
  14. 14.
    "They are out of the country most of the time"
  15. 15.
    >"And we won't have any supervision?"
  16. 16.
    "The guards watch the house a couple of yards away, and some just patrol"
  17. 17.
    >"Dude, we should throw a party"
  18. 18.
    "Wha- no! My family would kill me"
  19. 19.
    >"Didn't you said your family is out most of the time?"
  20. 20.
    "Yes..."
  21. 21.
    >"And if we invite the guards too, they won't have to attack or tell your parents"
  22. 22.
    "But I ca-"
  23. 23.
    >"And we can invite Amy. She would love this place"
  24. 24.
    "That would be nice but-"
  25. 25.
    >"If it makes you feel better, we won't invite Scott. He always brings drugs. No drugs, no craziness"
  26. 26.
    "...."
  27. 27.
    >"Come on man. It will be fun"
  28. 28.
    "... Fine, but not drinks"
  29. 29.
    >"Party pooper"
  30. 30.
    "I just don't want to clean up a total mess, and I don't want to present papers"
  31. 31.
    >"Fine, we'll work something out"
  32. 32.
    >"Party in Nolan's manor! woo-hoo!"
  33. 33.
    >You feel you made a big mistake
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  35. 35.
    >While you make the place more cozier, you see Brad and Norman talking between them like crazy
  36. 36.
    "Ok guys, what's so funny?"
  37. 37.
    >"Nothing. We are making a party, and we are trying to make the list"
  38. 38.
    >"Fuck that. Let's pick everyone except Scott"
  39. 39.
    "I want to remind you it's my house the place where you two are having this party"
  40. 40.
    >"See? I told you he would say that"
  41. 41.
    >"Fine. Make the list Mr. Private Club"
  42. 42.
    >You take Brad's phone
  43. 43.
    "Shut up. Alright, let's see... this guy and this... nah, she eats everything... has some moves, she can take the music..."
  44. 44.
    >"We don't have all day"
  45. 45.
    "I get it... done. Now you better don't try to rape anyone"
  46. 46.
    >"Nolan, it hurts me you think I'd be so cruel to even have the though of me violating a woman"
  47. 47.
    "Shut up. Everyone knows what you did to Derpy in the Fall Formal"
  48. 48.
    >"That didn't happen!"
  49. 49.
    "Whatever. Call the pizzeria, we need 20 big now"
  50. 50.
    >"Perfect"
  51. 51.
    "Now, Norman, see if AJ can give us some barrels of NON-ALCOHOLIC cider"
  52. 52.
    >"I think she has a couple in her cellar, let me call her"
  53. 53.
    >Well, that should do it for now
  54. 54.
    >Now comes the moment of truth
  55. 55.
    >*Tuuuuu*....*Tuuuuuu*
  56. 56.
    >Answer please
  57. 57.
    >*Tuuuu-* "Hello?"
  58. 58.
    "Hi Amy. It's me, Nolan"
  59. 59.
    >"Hi nol, what's happening?"
  60. 60.
    "Nothing... Wait, no! Actually.... Do you want to come to my place? I'm having a party and I want to invite you"
  61. 61.
    >"Really? That's cool! You never make parties in your house"
  62. 62.
    "You sound just like Norman"
  63. 63.
    >"Hehe, fine, I'll see you in a couple of hours"
  64. 64.
    "Alright, I'll be waiting"
  65. 65.
    >You hang up smiling. It's better you call the guards as well
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  67. 67.
    >A while later, the place looks good
  68. 68.
    >The doorbell sounds and you go to open it
  69. 69.
    >"Hello, 20 big pepperoni, extra cheese and extra sausage. That's $220 plus tip"
  70. 70.
    "Got it"
  71. 71.
    >Before you close the door, Amy blocks the way
  72. 72.
    >"Hey! That was rude"
  73. 73.
    "Hey, I barely saw you. Come in"
  74. 74.
    >"Woah... you really left this place amazingly. Maybe I shouldn't call her"
  75. 75.
    "Call who?"
  76. 76.
    >"Hi nollie woolie"
  77. 77.
    >Pinkie
  78. 78.
    "Pinkie Pie, how did you get in?"
  79. 79.
    >"Well, you two were talking so I slipped inside. Also, AJ doesn't have cider, but I bring two barrels full of root beer"
  80. 80.
    "Hmmm.... maybe I can work something with that"
  81. 81.
    >"Oh, you will. And with me, nothing will go wrong"
  82. 82.
    >She gives herself a spin, and bam! She was dressed like a business woman
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    >She reveals a list from her poofy hair
  84. 84.
    "Pinkie, how did you-?"
  85. 85.
    >"No time Mr. North, I have to take care of a party. Let's see: we have lights, soft drinks, and dancing floor. Where are my cakes and my DJ? I NEED BALLONS!!!"
  86. 86.
    >She walks away screaming to an (unnexistent) party crew
  87. 87.
    >"Hehe, that's our Pinkie"
  88. 88.
    "I guess... say, you invited someone else?"
  89. 89.
    >"No, Pinkie just apeared with those barrels and she told me she was going to a party. I didn't knew she was talking about yours"
  90. 90.
    "Well, you said I don't do much parties in my house"
  91. 91.
    >Both share a small laugh
  92. 92.
    "I'll go check the boys. Knowing them, they already ate all the 20 pizzas"
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  94. 94.
    >Party starts and everything is going swell
  95. 95.
    >Brad is trying to impress chicks, and Norman is playing with some guys in the Wii
  96. 96.
    >Tonight is gonna be great
  97. 97.
    >"This is a great party man"
  98. 98.
    >"Best games dude"
  99. 99.
    >"Pal, the pool's amazing"
  100. 100.
    >This is the best idea you ever had
  101. 101.
    >"Cool Mr. N. Like, really cool"
  102. 102.
    "Thanks"
  103. 103.
    >"Nah man, fo' real. This place is great"
  104. 104.
    >His talking pace makes you feel weird
  105. 105.
    "Say: I am talking now"
  106. 106.
    >"I am talking now"
  107. 107.
    >You knew it
  108. 108.
    >You grab the guy's head and check his eyes
  109. 109.
    >Fully expanded
  110. 110.
    "Damn, someone got inside"
  111. 111.
    >You go to Brad
  112. 112.
    "Brad!"
  113. 113.
    >"So I tell her: that isn't my finger neither"
  114. 114.
    >The girls around him laughs
  115. 115.
    "Brad! I need to talk to you!"
  116. 116.
    >"Girls, keep it warm. Gonna talk with the big man"
  117. 117.
    >He comes closer to you
  118. 118.
    >"Hey N, what's crackin'?"
  119. 119.
    "Who brought drugs?"
  120. 120.
    >"What? Dude, you did the list, I didn't call no one after it"
  121. 121.
    "Fuck. Follow me, we need Norman now"
  122. 122.
    >You two walk around the people
  123. 123.
    >Both of you notice how some people are kind of out
  124. 124.
    >Both manage to reach norman, where he is kicking Typhoon's ass
  125. 125.
    >"Hey T!"
  126. 126.
    >"Darn... what?!"
  127. 127.
    >"Swift as a breeze"
  128. 128.
    >*KO*
  129. 129.
    >"Haha! Who's next?"
  130. 130.
    "Norman, come here!"
  131. 131.
    >"Hey Nolan, what's happening?"
  132. 132.
    "Norman, you saw anyone strange? Someone slipped some drugs in here"
  133. 133.
    >"Oh shit, I'll stop playing. You have anything so we can communicate?"
  134. 134.
    >You check your pockets
  135. 135.
    >As dad always say: carry headphones for your crew
  136. 136.
    >You give Brad and Norman a couple
  137. 137.
    "If anyone sees someone funny, call everyone"
  138. 138.
    >"Got it"
  139. 139.
    >"Got it"
  140. 140.
    "Perfect. Initials from here gentlemen"
  141. 141.
    >You never expected to do a raid at your own place
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  143. 143.
    >Be Norman
  144. 144.
    >So far, the place doesn't show anything weird
  145. 145.
    >Well, except now almost half of the party is out of their minds
  146. 146.
    >Checking around, you see a hooded man with really ugly shoes
  147. 147.
    >You remember those shoes
  148. 148.
    "B? N? I need you guys here now. I think the guy didn't saw me yet"
  149. 149.
    >"Coming"
  150. 150.
    >"On it"
  151. 151.
    >While the guys come closer, you make signs to them
  152. 152.
    >They understand, and get ready
  153. 153.
    "Perfect..." *hand sing* 3.... 2..... 1.... "now!"
  154. 154.
    >All of you jump at the same time, and catch the culprit
  155. 155.
    >When Nolan removes his hood, everyone see his face: Scott
  156. 156.
    "what the fuck?!"
  157. 157.
    >"I didn't invited him!"
  158. 158.
    >"Of course you didn't, 80's highschool outcast, I came by my own"
  159. 159.
    >Nolan prepares himself to punch him
  160. 160.
    >"Too mainstream for a door entrance? Where is the poison?!"
  161. 161.
    >"If you want some, you are late Saint. Everything is in those barrels now"
  162. 162.
    >"Huff, I'm thirsty"
  163. 163.
    >You recognize that voice
  164. 164.
    >"Amy?!"
  165. 165.
    "Oh shit dude"
  166. 166.
    >"AMY! NO!"
  167. 167.
    >Nolan jumps out and tackles Amy
  168. 168.
    >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!"
  169. 169.
    >*Click* "Hello son, surpr-!"
  170. 170.
    >Okay, everyone here is dead
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  172. 172.
    >Be Nolan
  173. 173.
    "AMY! NO!"
  174. 174.
    >You jump and tackle Amy
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    >"Nolan?! Wha- MMHHHPPP!!!"
  176. 176.
    FP: *Click* Hello son, surpr-!
  177. 177.
    >Your family is here
  178. 178.
    >And you are on top of your girl kissing her
  179. 179.
    >While hard music sounds
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    >All 70% of the guests are drugged out
  181. 181.
    >You stand up quickly
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    "Fuck! Dad! Mom! I- They- Barrels- I..."
  183. 183.
    FP: Silence!
  184. 184.
    >You keep quiet, but the music keeps going
  185. 185.
    FP: I said: SILENCE!
  186. 186.
    >Your dad punches the wall, crushing a false wall and activating the internal security system
  187. 187.
    >No one can leave the manor now
  188. 188.
    FL: Nolan North: one step front
  189. 189.
    >You do as told
  190. 190.
    FL: So, you finally did a party when we were away
  191. 191.
    "I did, but-"
  192. 192.
    FP: Quiet
  193. 193.
    >You close your mouth
  194. 194.
    FL: I'm happy that you finally started to embrace social activities, but I'm dissapointed you gave drugs to your aquantances
  195. 195.
    N: Wait! Mr. North, he is innocent!
  196. 196.
    B: Yeah! It was this guy!
  197. 197.
    >Your friends bring Scott
  198. 198.
    FP: Mmmhhhh... Scott Green, you have quite a tab with us
  199. 199.
    >He is just there, expecting anything
  200. 200.
    FL: Nolan, what was the damage?
  201. 201.
    ".... Scott put something to the drinks"
  202. 202.
    FP: 3 times your debt
  203. 203.
    S: Mr. North, I-
  204. 204.
    FP: Add it or your body will be fucking the water supply of a building
  205. 205.
    >He closes his mouth and leaves the house
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    FL: Now, as for your friends Nolan...
  207. 207.
    >You 3 are scared
  208. 208.
    FL: Explain what happened before we arrived
  209. 209.
    >After everything was calm, you manage to tell the story
  210. 210.
    FL: I see. sorry if we aren't as much as you want nom nom
  211. 211.
    B: Dude, your mom just called you nom nom?
  212. 212.
    "Shut up, you rapist"
  213. 213.
    FL: In any case, I'm relieved there wasn't much danger. Thankfully the ones who drank the root beer managed to keep it together
  214. 214.
    >You feel a little relieved
  215. 215.
    FP: Now that everything is settled, DJ! Turn up the music!
  216. 216.
    >The party keeps going
  217. 217.
    "Thanks mom, thanks dad. But, we don't have drinks now"
  218. 218.
    FP: The Saints have supplies kid. You still need to learn
  219. 219.
    >Your dad presses a button, and vodka and Saint's Flow start to fill the place
  220. 220.
    "Ama-!"
  221. 221.
    >A purple flash blinds you, and everything went dark
  222. 222.
     
  223. 223.
    >The darkness surrounds you, and it's hard to breath
  224. 224.
    >You try to move, but your body is stuck
  225. 225.
    >You fight a little more, and break the place where you were trapped: a box
  226. 226.
    "Ughhh... my head... bluagh"
  227. 227.
    >Your head is pounding and your mouth taste like if you suck a car exhaust
  228. 228.
    "Where the fuck am I?"
  229. 229.
    >*Kggg* "Hello, welcome to Freckle's Bitches, what's your order?"
  230. 230.
    "Uh? Order?"
  231. 231.
    >"Yes sir, your order"
  232. 232.
    >Some of your senses come back, and find out you don't have any clothes except your undies
  233. 233.
    >Lady undies
  234. 234.
    "Oh fuck!"
  235. 235.
    >"Uhhhh... sorry sir, I didn't got that"
  236. 236.
    "Where are my clothes?!"
  237. 237.
    >"Sir, I can't help you. Please leave so other costumers can order"
  238. 238.
    "What? Oh, yes. Sorry"
  239. 239.
    >You walk some steps and try to locate yourself
  240. 240.
    >You see all the big buildings around you, one sticking out from everyone: the Ultor Tower
  241. 241.
    "Goddammit"
  242. 242.
    >A vibration comes from your bra. At least you have your phone
  243. 243.
    "Hello?"
  244. 244.
    >"Uh? Nolan? It's that you?"
  245. 245.
    "Yes, who is it?"
  246. 246.
    >"It's me, Norman. I need help"
  247. 247.
    "Where are you?"
  248. 248.
    >"That's the thing, I don't know"
  249. 249.
    "Can you see something around you?"
  250. 250.
    >"A big casino. Is red with dragons at the entrance. It's full of casinos in this block"
  251. 251.
    "You are close to a big castle too?"
  252. 252.
    >"Yeah"
  253. 253.
    "You are in Las Venturas. The Saints aren't very influential there"
  254. 254.
    >"Dammit, can you get to me?"
  255. 255.
    "No, I'm in Stilwater"
  256. 256.
    >"What?! how did you get there?"
  257. 257.
    "I can ask you the same thing. you called Brad?"
  258. 258.
    >"Yes, he is in Los Santos"
  259. 259.
    "If you talk to him again, tell him to stay in Rockford"
  260. 260.
    >"Knowing him, he must be behind a girl now"
  261. 261.
    "Whatever. I'll try to find some help. Avoid betting in there"
  262. 262.
    >"With what money? Haha. No, really. Bring some help quickly"
  263. 263.
    "Yeah, talk you later"
  264. 264.
    >You hang up and check your phone
  265. 265.
    >Some battery, a few pics, and a text from your dad
  266. 266.
    >*Best party 4ever. gg son*
  267. 267.
    >Looks like your party went pretty good

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