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[SFW] NN - Norman at Equestria Land

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:10:13
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be Normal Norman
  2. 2.
    >After crazy days at school, the vacations finally put a stop to the suffering
  3. 3.
    >Nobody is calling you racist, nobody is playing pranks on you
  4. 4.
    >And you give Chloe your friend Scott to be at peace with no hipster bullshit
  5. 5.
    >It's an only you day!
  6. 6.
    >And what better way to spend the day than the new amusement park, Equestria Land!
  7. 7.
    >You bought a full service ticket, so you can go to any attraction you want
  8. 8.
     
  9. 9.
    >Entering the amusement park filled you with that silly childhood nostalgia
  10. 10.
    >The games, the laughs
  11. 11.
    >And the high quantities of sugar in any food you eat
  12. 12.
    >Cotton candy, popcorn, candy apples, cookies, sweets, lollipops
  13. 13.
    >You run to the food area, and buy one of everything
  14. 14.
    >Sitting in one bench, you go full madness on anything that lands on your mouth
  15. 15.
    >If cavities and diabetes were the punishement for this glorious moment, it was well worth it
  16. 16.
    >A while later, maybe you are having seconds thoughs
  17. 17.
    >Sickness and dentist are easy to go by, but God, bellyache is cruel
  18. 18.
    >"Corndogs! Churros! Hotdogs! Sodas!"
  19. 19.
    >Well, another bite won't hurt
  20. 20.
    "Hey man, one corndog please"
  21. 21.
    >"That'll be $3.50"
  22. 22.
    >You pay the good man, and eat the corndog
  23. 23.
    >*Gruooooo!*
  24. 24.
    "Oh man, that was a mistake..."
  25. 25.
    >You run to the port-o-potties, but there's a long line
  26. 26.
    "Oh man..."
  27. 27.
     
  28. 28.
    >You make a desperate run to the water ride
  29. 29.
    >The log ride is full of wet people laughing like mad men
  30. 30.
    >The ride is simple but effective: a few quick turns, a slow rise up, and one big fall
  31. 31.
    >But you aren't here because of the game
  32. 32.
    >You run all the way behind the attraction, and in one very well hidden area, you undo your pants and squat
  33. 33.
    >Your ears were perking up, waiting for the ultimate sound: the splash made by the log falling
  34. 34.
    >Time doesn't help, your stomach is burning and hurting more
  35. 35.
    >When you though everyone was going to hear you crap, a loud splash shakes the place
  36. 36.
    "AAAAAHHHHHHH!"
  37. 37.
    >You scream as loud as you can so you can blend in with the other ones, and a loud fart followed by a big shit leaves your body
  38. 38.
    >You enjoy the calming sensation of an empty belly after taking a big smelly shit for a few seconds, and clean up
  39. 39.
    >Well, service is going to take a while before coming here
  40. 40.
    >You are back at the entrance of the log ride, thinking what to do now
  41. 41.
     
  42. 42.
    >Well, you feel really chill after taking a shit in a place that was probably more clean that the portable bathrooms
  43. 43.
    >Walking around, there's the games for kids, like a mini-zoo and a small rollercoaster
  44. 44.
    >Flutters and Rainbow are there
  45. 45.
    >You choose to walk back before they see you. You don't need magic crazy girl shit today, only fun
  46. 46.
    >Walking around, the relaxing area is nothing special. But something was weird. AJ was there only sitting a bench
  47. 47.
    >You keep walking, and you see Tim with that nerdy little boy getting a candy apple. Adam is working there
  48. 48.
    >Now that you think about it, you have been seeing Tim a lot with that nerdy kid everytime he gets away from Nolan.
  49. 49.
    >And that kid gave him that new jog sweater
  50. 50.
    >"Tim, look! Let's go there!"
  51. 51.
    >he points to that giant octopus carousel
  52. 52.
    >"Ok, ok. We are going"
  53. 53.
    >They go to that game
  54. 54.
    >A walk later, you find the carnival games
  55. 55.
    >you stop right there
  56. 56.
    >Sunset and human purple are in front of the bottle game
  57. 57.
    >"This game is rigged!"
  58. 58.
    >sunset walks away while throwing a ring, and lands it on the bottle
  59. 59.
    >"Yes! Come one, come all! Everyone's a winner!"
  60. 60.
    >Well, it's not the only game there. There are a lot of other carnival games
  61. 61.
     
  62. 62.
    >After a bit of pondering, the mini-zoo it is
  63. 63.
    >A small walk back, you enjoy yourself with the little farm animals
  64. 64.
    >Funny, this place would look like yellow's place instead of the rollercoaster
  65. 65.
    >Whatever, you saw her with Dash. She probably didn't had a choice
  66. 66.
    >she wouldn't have a choice with you neither to deal with the equestrian bullshit, but I guess you are too nice so you wouldn't tell her no
  67. 67.
    >Whatever, petting time
  68. 68.
    >A small sheep comes to you
  69. 69.
    "Aww"
  70. 70.
    >A smaller cute sheep goes closer too
  71. 71.
    "Awwwww"
  72. 72.
    >You look at a cuter little lamb at the side
  73. 73.
    "Awwwwwwwww!"
  74. 74.
    >The big sheep comes to your sight
  75. 75.
    "Get off you!"
  76. 76.
    >You shove the sheep away, and look at the little lamb
  77. 77.
    "Ahttp://www..."
  78. 78.
    >A few pets later, you leave the zoo with an "I petted a lamb" pin
  79. 79.
     
  80. 80.
    >"Bah!"
  81. 81.
    >A loud sheep scream comes behind you
  82. 82.
    >The sheep you shoo away is there, looking angry at you
  83. 83.
    >"Bah!"
  84. 84.
    "Oh shit!"
  85. 85.
    >The sheep starts to chase you, and you run away
  86. 86.
    >All the park is watching a young adult boy being scared by a small sheep
  87. 87.
    >You run to the food court, and throw anything to stop it
  88. 88.
    >Bagels, apples, cotton candy
  89. 89.
    >The sheep shrugged off most of the sweets, some sticking in his wool
  90. 90.
    >You keep runing until you pass the park again
  91. 91.
    >You see a hive of bees, and in a cartoony way, you throw it to the sheep
  92. 92.
    >"BAAAAAAHHH!!!!"
  93. 93.
    >The bees get stuck in the sweet wool and attack the sheep, and she keeps running until it falls in the park fountain
  94. 94.
    >Animal control arrives, and take the sheep away
  95. 95.
    >Whoo, oh man that was close
  96. 96.
    >Well, you guess you can't check the zoo now. May as well go to other place
  97. 97.
    >A speakerphone goes on
  98. 98.
    >"Attention visitors. The rainbooms are going to sing in today's parade! Please be ready!"
  99. 99.
    >You check your watch
  100. 100.
    >You can go to five attraction games before the parade
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  102. 102.
    >After a crazy sheep chase, you need to unwind
  103. 103.
    >You go to the carnival games area, and go to the shooting dart game
  104. 104.
    Flim: Welcome to the darts game
  105. 105.
    Flam: Just $10 bucks a play
  106. 106.
    Flim: Rules are simple
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    Flam: $1 for big ones, $3 for medium, and $5 for smaller ones
  108. 108.
    Flim: You only have 5 shots
  109. 109.
    Flam: Now don't go and make this a bust
  110. 110.
    >They give you five darts
  111. 111.
    >You aim, shake your hand a bit, and throw the darts
  112. 112.
    >*pop!* *pop!* *pop!*
  113. 113.
    >Well, that was a close one
  114. 114.
    >you almost recover what you paid for
  115. 115.
    >You missed one, two popped big ballons, and you threw two darts at the same time, but they only hitted one of the small ones
  116. 116.
    >$9 back, you lost one
  117. 117.
    Flim: Oh, shame, that was close
  118. 118.
    Flam: But looks like you lost
  119. 119.
    Flim: Give it a new shot next time
  120. 120.
    Flam: We will be waiting
  121. 121.
    >well, at least nobody was watching
  122. 122.
    >Somehow you hear a post-ironic laugh at the bottom of the area
  123. 123.
    >Well, you can still go to other 4 games
  124. 124.
     
  125. 125.
    >You go to the shooting game
  126. 126.
    >Maybe if you can aim at something, you can hit it better
  127. 127.
    >Anyway, there it is
  128. 128.
    Flim: Welcome to the shooting range!
  129. 129.
    Flam: Feeling brave bucko?
  130. 130.
    Flim: Just for $5 dollars you get 3 shoots
  131. 131.
    Flam: At least with an aim you can hit something
  132. 132.
    >These guys can read minds? And weren't they at the darts game?
  133. 133.
    >Now that you think about it, they were in the tossing rings game too
  134. 134.
    >This is freaky
  135. 135.
    "Yeah, whatever. Give me 3"
  136. 136.
    >You pay the fee, and they give you a fake rifle with 3 corks
  137. 137.
    Flam: Now no backing down
  138. 138.
    Flim: Aim, shoot, and win a price
  139. 139.
    >You read the rules next to the game
  140. 140.
    >The closer targets are 3 points, the middle 5, and the far ones are 10
  141. 141.
    >You can get a small prize with 9 to 12, a medium with 12 to 15, and a big one from 16 to 25. If you get 30, you get a special prize
  142. 142.
     
  143. 143.
    "Ok, just imagine you are playing dodgeball..."
  144. 144.
    >you take aim, breath..... And shoot!
  145. 145.
    >*ping!* *ping!* *ping!*
  146. 146.
    >You hit three close targets
  147. 147.
    Flim: Well, look at that!
  148. 148.
    Flam: Not bad for a casual FPS gamer
  149. 149.
    Flim: Get some training, and maybe you get a better prize
  150. 150.
    Flam: Congratulations! Here you go
  151. 151.
    >they give you a small pony plushie. Hooray
  152. 152.
     
  153. 153.
    >Alright, while you are carrying a small pony toy, you feel very macho
  154. 154.
    >you go to the strenght test, and talk with the guy
  155. 155.
    >Bulk biceps is there!
  156. 156.
    "Bulk? I though you were working on that fruit punch stand at the mall"
  157. 157.
    >"Yeah, well, I couldn't mix up so well, but the amusement park was hiring, so I got hitched here"
  158. 158.
    >He gives you a hammer
  159. 159.
    >"Want to try? $5 dollars for a hit. If you touch the bell, you get a prize"
  160. 160.
    "Deal"
  161. 161.
    >you pay up, and grab the hammer with your two hands
  162. 162.
    "Here goes nothing..."
  163. 163.
     
  164. 164.
    >you grab the very heavy hammer with one hand with ease
  165. 165.
    >You focus all your strenght in this hit. You feel this is the perfect one
  166. 166.
    >You open your eyes, and run back to get some air
  167. 167.
    >You jump to a pole, bounce, and hit the target
  168. 168.
    >*PUM!*
  169. 169.
    >the bell goes all the way up quickly, and breaks, flying away
  170. 170.
    >*THHHIIIiiinnnnngggg.....*
  171. 171.
    >Everybody are amazed by your strenght
  172. 172.
    "Hey bulk, you need to caliber your game a bit better"
  173. 173.
    >"H-how did you...."
  174. 174.
    "By eating my greens and drinking lots of water during training. Now, my prize"
  175. 175.
    >He gives you a small golden trophy: is a golden small dumbell on top of a pedestal. It reads "the strongest!"
  176. 176.
    >you still have time for other 2 games
  177. 177.
     
  178. 178.
    >After showing off your macho strenght, you go to the tilt'n'whirl
  179. 179.
    >The game stops, and you get strapped to go a few laps
  180. 180.
    >The game starts, and the machine goes up and down as it spins
  181. 181.
    >The speed increases, and you hold with all your strenght as the velocity is fighting your body
  182. 182.
    >This is what astronauts probably feel
  183. 183.
    >"Ugh..."
  184. 184.
    "Hey dude, are you-"
  185. 185.
    >"BLOOORRGGG!!!!"
  186. 186.
    >The vomit hits you right at your face!
  187. 187.
    "Ah, fuck man! You hurwl all over!"
  188. 188.
    >"Ogg"
  189. 189.
    >the man behind you couldn't last neither, and vomits behind your head
  190. 190.
    "HHHEEEELLLLPPPP!!!"
  191. 191.
    >Your head can't hold it anymore, and you throw up
  192. 192.
    >Your vomit went to the center, where it broke into pieces, and everyone got hit
  193. 193.
    >The wheel was turn into a vomit-a-ton
  194. 194.
    >During the gross event, your zoo pin flies away to the center, clogging the game
  195. 195.
    >You fly away comically into the supply area, and land on boxes
  196. 196.
    >Your body got a few stickers and pins. You even recovered your "I petted a lamb" pin
  197. 197.
    >Walking dizzy, you hit a water barrel, washing you up, but the gross feeling lingers on
  198. 198.
    >You find another barrel, and let it out. You drop sitting right there
  199. 199.
    >A time later, a guy founds you
  200. 200.
    >"Hey hobo, go away. Only authorized personnel"
  201. 201.
    >He takes you out of the area, and takes the barrel where you hurl
  202. 202.
    >"Hey dude, where's this thing go?"
  203. 203.
    >"In the candy apple supply. It's the caramel"
  204. 204.
    >"Ok, got it"
  205. 205.
    >You think you won't have any candy apple now
  206. 206.
    >Well, at least you feel better
  207. 207.
    >Only one attraction left
  208. 208.
     
  209. 209.
    >You go back to the carnival games, and find the coin pusher
  210. 210.
    >Whoa! You came in a very good moment, it's really full
  211. 211.
    >You go and put a coin
  212. 212.
    >That coin was the last push. The resistance is trembling
  213. 213.
    >The sweeper pushes, and a lot of coins fall
  214. 214.
    >*Ting! Ting! Ting! Ting!*
  215. 215.
    >You grab all the money it fell off: around $50 bucks. Nice!
  216. 216.
    >*Tuuu* "Last call to the parade! Please come to the main street!"
  217. 217.
    >Ok, it's time for the main show
  218. 218.
     
  219. 219.
    >In the crowd, you get ready to see the show
  220. 220.
    >"Why, hello pleb"
  221. 221.
    "Oh, hi Scott. How was your day with my cus?"
  222. 222.
    >"Lethal. She may know about underground mangakas, but her sexual fetishes are bothering, even for the likes of me"
  223. 223.
    "I see, I own you one. DOOM tomorrow? The original one"
  224. 224.
    >"Acceptable. I choose the music"
  225. 225.
    "Fine by me"
  226. 226.
    >>"Onnichan!"
  227. 227.
    "Hey Chloe, had fun today?"
  228. 228.
    >"Yup! Scott is a very nice senpai"
  229. 229.
    >Scott shudders a bit
  230. 230.
    "Well, have fun you two. Oh! I almost forgot, don't eat the apples"
  231. 231.
    >"why not?"
  232. 232.
    "Because a guy-"
  233. 233.
    >The lights turn up, and the music starts. The rainbooms are playing on the parade ride
  234. 234.
    >Or whoever they are. They look like holograms.
  235. 235.
    >They play a whack tune, and the girl in front is singing a shitty song off-key
  236. 236.
    "Boo!"
  237. 237.
    >"Boo!"
  238. 238.
    >The crowd starts to jeer
  239. 239.
    >You can barely hear, but see her taking her phone out
  240. 240.
    >before she takes a picture from you and the crowd, the Rainbooms stop her
  241. 241.
    >Wait, so is she evil?
  242. 242.
    >The girl transform and the aryan beauty attacks the girl with a lightning whip
  243. 243.
    >You don't know what is going on, but you cheer with the crowd
  244. 244.
    >After that, the real Rainbooms play a cool song, and it was awesome
  245. 245.
     
  246. 246.
    Epilogue
  247. 247.
    >Back at home, you put your prizes and money in order, and go to bed
  248. 248.
    >Next day, you go and have breakfast
  249. 249.
    >"Hey champ, enjoying your summer vacas?"
  250. 250.
    "Sure thing dad. I went to the amusement park yesterday"
  251. 251.
    >"That's my kid. Had a lot of fun?"
  252. 252.
    "I earned money in the coin pusher and a trophy for being strong"
  253. 253.
    >Your mother appears with pancakes
  254. 254.
    >>"Alright. Good to see you had fun. Here"
  255. 255.
    >Your dad turns on the radio while everyone enjoys pancakes
  256. 256.
    R: ".... And the show starts tomorrow. In other news, the amusement park will close temporally. The park suffered a strange sickness. Reports say it was because something contaminated the syrup for the candy apples. We will cover more of this after these commercials"
  257. 257.
    >"Son, do you know something about this?"
  258. 258.
    "Nah"

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