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[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Nolan's day

By GreenReaper
Created: 4th December 2020 02:20:04 AM

  1. >Be Nolan
  2. >God, your life is Hell
  3. >Suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls
  4. >What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy
  5.  
  6. >Lunch time
  7. >Only two seats, and the most normal kid is next to you
  8. >"Hey North"
  9. "Hey norm"
  10. >Both take a seat
  11. >"How's your day?"
  12. "Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
  13. >"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
  14. "No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
  15. >"You are saying it like if your life is bad"
  16. "It is, trust me"
  17. >"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
  18. "I'm serious. Your life is better than mine"
  19. >"No you"
  20. "No you"
  21. >"No you"
  22. "No you"
  23. >"No you"
  24. "Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
  25. >"And I gladly would accept it"
  26. >After lunch, it hits both of you
  27. >Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
  28. >....
  29. "Sure"
  30. >"Nice"
  31. >Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give a wig to Norman
  32. >"You sure no one will notice?"
  33. "As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
  34. >"Kay.... Wait, bumps?"
  35. "Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
  36. >"Perfect"
  37.  
  38.  
  39. Normal North's day
  40. >You go to Norman's class. Today is Chemistry
  41. >In the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group
  42. >Today is Twilight and Rarity paired with you
  43. >Should be easy
  44. >"Hi Norman. Are you ready?"
  45. "Sure thing Twilight"
  46. >The girls look at you shocked
  47. >>"Dear, are you ok?"
  48. "Sure, why?"
  49. >"You always call me Purple..."
  50. >Shit, you forgot!
  51. "Right P-Purple! I was just, you know, speaking and stuff"
  52. >They still eye you suspiciously
  53. >Mostly Rarity. Maybe she knows
  54. >The class today is simple. Just mix some stuff, and note the reactions
  55. "Purple, can you handle the quimics? I'll get my notepad"
  56. >"Sure thing Norman"
  57. >>"Norman, are you sure she can handle them?"
  58. "I'm sure. She is really smart, what's the worst that could happen?"
  59. >5 minutes later
  60. >"GROAAARRR!!!!"
  61. "Nobody move, I got this!"
  62. >You jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals
  63. >Moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes
  64. >All the class cheers about your heroism
  65. >Now you understand why Norman doesn't let Twilight touch anything
  66. >"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!"
  67. >"WE ARE SAVED!"
  68. >"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!"
  69. >Looks like dad's lessons to make koma worked out in the end
  70. >"Norman, I'm so sorry! I didn't knew this would happen!"
  71. "Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes Purple"
  72. >She looks at you scared
  73. >Oh shit, right!
  74. "I mean- dammit Purple, you always messing things up!"
  75. >Somehow, she looks more calm
  76. "Whatever. Just stop fucking things up"
  77. >>"oh, Norman! You are our hero! How could I ever repay you?"
  78. >Well, the day was saved, Norman can live with the glory
  79. "Well, I've always been asking if, I don't know, we could meet together and... hangout or something"
  80. >You try to sound as meek as possible
  81. >It works. Thanks acting classes
  82. >>"A date? Oh dear. I though you will never ask me for something like that"
  83. "What can I say? For a normal guy, I'm full of surprises"
  84. >>"Teehee, fine. Can it be this next week?"
  85. "Friday at 18:00? I'll pick you up"
  86. >>"How kind. Sure thing darling"
  87. "Great"
  88.  
  89. Going home
  90. >Well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you
  91. >Instead, you have a purple curious girl
  92. >"Norman, I'm really sorry"
  93. "Stop worrying Purple: we are alive. I guess I was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right"
  94. >She looks sad
  95. "... Then again, Chemistry is hard"
  96. >You look at the school's parking
  97. >Tim is kind of shocked. Why? He usually takes a nap in the school's infirmary every Friday
  98. >Wait
  99. "You know Purple, I'll give you a second chance: you can guide me to my house"
  100. >Her eyes lit up
  101. >"Don't worry Norman, I won't fail now!"
  102. >After you two reach Norman's car, she guides you until both reach his place
  103. >She looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where Norman lives, but whatever
  104. >"How did I do norman? I passed?"
  105. "Yes you did Purple, don't worry"
  106. >As you get close, you see a man in the door
  107. >Norman's dad: Chief of police, Nobert Normal
  108. >>"There is my champ! How was school?"
  109. "Fine mr-... dad"
  110. >>"Nice. What about you Twilight?"
  111. >"Was really good! Norman saved us today against a monster"
  112. >>"It's that true?"
  113. >You make signs to your "dad", saying Twilight has a big imagination
  114. >>"Oh. Good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. Come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. Grandma's recipe"
  115. >You go inside Norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon
  116. >Your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got
  117. >Twilight spoke about the monster and how you saved all the school
  118. >After that, you felt happy
  119. >How can Norman hate all of this? His family is here, Purple isn't as bad as he makes her sound, and his game catalog is amazing
  120. >Who will be mad? Not you, that's for sure
  121. >Night reaches quickly. Purple... heh, you sound like Norman
  122. >Anyway, Purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD
  123. >Norman will kill you if you don't keep his ranking on top
  124.  
  125. Dinner
  126. >Dinner was pretty simple
  127. >Ms. Normal made some rice with chicken
  128. >Each time you took a bite, the "happy" feeling came back
  129. >You stopped for a minute to see around you
  130. >Family is together
  131. >Laughing
  132. >Having a good time
  133. >Being together
  134. >...
  135. "Hey mom, I'm not so hungry. Can I leave the table?"
  136. >"Are you sure? Today is pudding night"
  137. "Yeah. I'm just a little tired today"
  138. >"Fine honey"
  139. >You go to Norman's room
  140. >You start to tear up a bit
  141. >Why are you crying? You only saw Norman's family together
  142. >No, you are wrong. You saw "your" family together
  143. >Most of the time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home
  144. >But today it was different. You had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it
  145. >You had a family for a moment
  146. >Maybe you should give Norman his life back before this take a toll on you
  147. >You go to Norman's bed, and try to give your head some rest
  148. >Maybe tomorrow you can talk with him
  149. >...
  150. >*Ring**Ring*...*Ring**Ring*
  151. >Norman's phone
  152. *Click* "Hello?"
  153. >"FAG!"
  154. "Wha- Flash, it's that you?"
  155. >"Yeah! and since when you call me Flash, N?"
  156. "Why are you calling me a fag?"
  157. >"I don't know. I felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid"
  158. "Whatever Brad, stop drinking. It makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening"
  159. >"Fine, sorry bro"
  160. "Have a nice weekend man"
  161. *Click*
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