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[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Nolan's day

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:20:04
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Be Nolan
  2. 2.
    >God, your life is Hell
  3. 3.
    >Suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls
  4. 4.
    >What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy
  5. 5.
     
  6. 6.
    >Lunch time
  7. 7.
    >Only two seats, and the most normal kid is next to you
  8. 8.
    >"Hey North"
  9. 9.
    "Hey norm"
  10. 10.
    >Both take a seat
  11. 11.
    >"How's your day?"
  12. 12.
    "Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
  13. 13.
    >"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
  14. 14.
    "No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
  15. 15.
    >"You are saying it like if your life is bad"
  16. 16.
    "It is, trust me"
  17. 17.
    >"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
  18. 18.
    "I'm serious. Your life is better than mine"
  19. 19.
    >"No you"
  20. 20.
    "No you"
  21. 21.
    >"No you"
  22. 22.
    "No you"
  23. 23.
    >"No you"
  24. 24.
    "Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
  25. 25.
    >"And I gladly would accept it"
  26. 26.
    >After lunch, it hits both of you
  27. 27.
    >Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
  28. 28.
    >....
  29. 29.
    "Sure"
  30. 30.
    >"Nice"
  31. 31.
    >Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give a wig to Norman
  32. 32.
    >"You sure no one will notice?"
  33. 33.
    "As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
  34. 34.
    >"Kay.... Wait, bumps?"
  35. 35.
    "Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
  36. 36.
    >"Perfect"
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  39. 39.
    Normal North's day
  40. 40.
    >You go to Norman's class. Today is Chemistry
  41. 41.
    >In the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group
  42. 42.
    >Today is Twilight and Rarity paired with you
  43. 43.
    >Should be easy
  44. 44.
    >"Hi Norman. Are you ready?"
  45. 45.
    "Sure thing Twilight"
  46. 46.
    >The girls look at you shocked
  47. 47.
    >>"Dear, are you ok?"
  48. 48.
    "Sure, why?"
  49. 49.
    >"You always call me Purple..."
  50. 50.
    >Shit, you forgot!
  51. 51.
    "Right P-Purple! I was just, you know, speaking and stuff"
  52. 52.
    >They still eye you suspiciously
  53. 53.
    >Mostly Rarity. Maybe she knows
  54. 54.
    >The class today is simple. Just mix some stuff, and note the reactions
  55. 55.
    "Purple, can you handle the quimics? I'll get my notepad"
  56. 56.
    >"Sure thing Norman"
  57. 57.
    >>"Norman, are you sure she can handle them?"
  58. 58.
    "I'm sure. She is really smart, what's the worst that could happen?"
  59. 59.
    >5 minutes later
  60. 60.
    >"GROAAARRR!!!!"
  61. 61.
    "Nobody move, I got this!"
  62. 62.
    >You jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals
  63. 63.
    >Moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes
  64. 64.
    >All the class cheers about your heroism
  65. 65.
    >Now you understand why Norman doesn't let Twilight touch anything
  66. 66.
    >"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!"
  67. 67.
    >"WE ARE SAVED!"
  68. 68.
    >"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!"
  69. 69.
    >Looks like dad's lessons to make koma worked out in the end
  70. 70.
    >"Norman, I'm so sorry! I didn't knew this would happen!"
  71. 71.
    "Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes Purple"
  72. 72.
    >She looks at you scared
  73. 73.
    >Oh shit, right!
  74. 74.
    "I mean- dammit Purple, you always messing things up!"
  75. 75.
    >Somehow, she looks more calm
  76. 76.
    "Whatever. Just stop fucking things up"
  77. 77.
    >>"oh, Norman! You are our hero! How could I ever repay you?"
  78. 78.
    >Well, the day was saved, Norman can live with the glory
  79. 79.
    "Well, I've always been asking if, I don't know, we could meet together and... hangout or something"
  80. 80.
    >You try to sound as meek as possible
  81. 81.
    >It works. Thanks acting classes
  82. 82.
    >>"A date? Oh dear. I though you will never ask me for something like that"
  83. 83.
    "What can I say? For a normal guy, I'm full of surprises"
  84. 84.
    >>"Teehee, fine. Can it be this next week?"
  85. 85.
    "Friday at 18:00? I'll pick you up"
  86. 86.
    >>"How kind. Sure thing darling"
  87. 87.
    "Great"
  88. 88.
     
  89. 89.
    Going home
  90. 90.
    >Well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you
  91. 91.
    >Instead, you have a purple curious girl
  92. 92.
    >"Norman, I'm really sorry"
  93. 93.
    "Stop worrying Purple: we are alive. I guess I was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right"
  94. 94.
    >She looks sad
  95. 95.
    "... Then again, Chemistry is hard"
  96. 96.
    >You look at the school's parking
  97. 97.
    >Tim is kind of shocked. Why? He usually takes a nap in the school's infirmary every Friday
  98. 98.
    >Wait
  99. 99.
    "You know Purple, I'll give you a second chance: you can guide me to my house"
  100. 100.
    >Her eyes lit up
  101. 101.
    >"Don't worry Norman, I won't fail now!"
  102. 102.
    >After you two reach Norman's car, she guides you until both reach his place
  103. 103.
    >She looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where Norman lives, but whatever
  104. 104.
    >"How did I do norman? I passed?"
  105. 105.
    "Yes you did Purple, don't worry"
  106. 106.
    >As you get close, you see a man in the door
  107. 107.
    >Norman's dad: Chief of police, Nobert Normal
  108. 108.
    >>"There is my champ! How was school?"
  109. 109.
    "Fine mr-... dad"
  110. 110.
    >>"Nice. What about you Twilight?"
  111. 111.
    >"Was really good! Norman saved us today against a monster"
  112. 112.
    >>"It's that true?"
  113. 113.
    >You make signs to your "dad", saying Twilight has a big imagination
  114. 114.
    >>"Oh. Good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. Come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. Grandma's recipe"
  115. 115.
    >You go inside Norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon
  116. 116.
    >Your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got
  117. 117.
    >Twilight spoke about the monster and how you saved all the school
  118. 118.
    >After that, you felt happy
  119. 119.
    >How can Norman hate all of this? His family is here, Purple isn't as bad as he makes her sound, and his game catalog is amazing
  120. 120.
    >Who will be mad? Not you, that's for sure
  121. 121.
    >Night reaches quickly. Purple... heh, you sound like Norman
  122. 122.
    >Anyway, Purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD
  123. 123.
    >Norman will kill you if you don't keep his ranking on top
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  125. 125.
    Dinner
  126. 126.
    >Dinner was pretty simple
  127. 127.
    >Ms. Normal made some rice with chicken
  128. 128.
    >Each time you took a bite, the "happy" feeling came back
  129. 129.
    >You stopped for a minute to see around you
  130. 130.
    >Family is together
  131. 131.
    >Laughing
  132. 132.
    >Having a good time
  133. 133.
    >Being together
  134. 134.
    >...
  135. 135.
    "Hey mom, I'm not so hungry. Can I leave the table?"
  136. 136.
    >"Are you sure? Today is pudding night"
  137. 137.
    "Yeah. I'm just a little tired today"
  138. 138.
    >"Fine honey"
  139. 139.
    >You go to Norman's room
  140. 140.
    >You start to tear up a bit
  141. 141.
    >Why are you crying? You only saw Norman's family together
  142. 142.
    >No, you are wrong. You saw "your" family together
  143. 143.
    >Most of the time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home
  144. 144.
    >But today it was different. You had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it
  145. 145.
    >You had a family for a moment
  146. 146.
    >Maybe you should give Norman his life back before this take a toll on you
  147. 147.
    >You go to Norman's bed, and try to give your head some rest
  148. 148.
    >Maybe tomorrow you can talk with him
  149. 149.
    >...
  150. 150.
    >*Ring**Ring*...*Ring**Ring*
  151. 151.
    >Norman's phone
  152. 152.
    *Click* "Hello?"
  153. 153.
    >"FAG!"
  154. 154.
    "Wha- Flash, it's that you?"
  155. 155.
    >"Yeah! and since when you call me Flash, N?"
  156. 156.
    "Why are you calling me a fag?"
  157. 157.
    >"I don't know. I felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid"
  158. 158.
    "Whatever Brad, stop drinking. It makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening"
  159. 159.
    >"Fine, sorry bro"
  160. 160.
    "Have a nice weekend man"
  161. 161.
    *Click*

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