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[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Nolan's day
By GreenReaperCreated: 2020-12-04 02:20:04
Expiry: Never
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>Be Nolan
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>God, your life is Hell
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>Suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls
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>What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy
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>Lunch time
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>Only two seats, and the most normal kid is next to you
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>"Hey North"
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"Hey norm"
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>Both take a seat
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>"How's your day?"
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"Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
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>"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
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"No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
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>"You are saying it like if your life is bad"
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"It is, trust me"
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>"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
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"I'm serious. Your life is better than mine"
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>"No you"
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"No you"
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>"No you"
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"No you"
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>"No you"
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"Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
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>"And I gladly would accept it"
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>After lunch, it hits both of you
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>Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
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>....
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"Sure"
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>"Nice"
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>Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give a wig to Norman
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>"You sure no one will notice?"
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"As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
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>"Kay.... Wait, bumps?"
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"Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
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>"Perfect"
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Normal North's day
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>You go to Norman's class. Today is Chemistry
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>In the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group
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>Today is Twilight and Rarity paired with you
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>Should be easy
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>"Hi Norman. Are you ready?"
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"Sure thing Twilight"
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>The girls look at you shocked
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>>"Dear, are you ok?"
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"Sure, why?"
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>"You always call me Purple..."
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>Shit, you forgot!
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"Right P-Purple! I was just, you know, speaking and stuff"
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>They still eye you suspiciously
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>Mostly Rarity. Maybe she knows
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>The class today is simple. Just mix some stuff, and note the reactions
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"Purple, can you handle the quimics? I'll get my notepad"
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>"Sure thing Norman"
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>>"Norman, are you sure she can handle them?"
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"I'm sure. She is really smart, what's the worst that could happen?"
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>5 minutes later
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>"GROAAARRR!!!!"
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"Nobody move, I got this!"
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>You jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals
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>Moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes
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>All the class cheers about your heroism
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>Now you understand why Norman doesn't let Twilight touch anything
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>"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!"
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>"WE ARE SAVED!"
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>"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!"
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>Looks like dad's lessons to make koma worked out in the end
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>"Norman, I'm so sorry! I didn't knew this would happen!"
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"Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes Purple"
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>She looks at you scared
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>Oh shit, right!
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"I mean- dammit Purple, you always messing things up!"
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>Somehow, she looks more calm
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"Whatever. Just stop fucking things up"
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>>"oh, Norman! You are our hero! How could I ever repay you?"
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>Well, the day was saved, Norman can live with the glory
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"Well, I've always been asking if, I don't know, we could meet together and... hangout or something"
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>You try to sound as meek as possible
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>It works. Thanks acting classes
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>>"A date? Oh dear. I though you will never ask me for something like that"
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"What can I say? For a normal guy, I'm full of surprises"
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>>"Teehee, fine. Can it be this next week?"
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"Friday at 18:00? I'll pick you up"
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>>"How kind. Sure thing darling"
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"Great"
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Going home
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>Well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you
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>Instead, you have a purple curious girl
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>"Norman, I'm really sorry"
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"Stop worrying Purple: we are alive. I guess I was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right"
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>She looks sad
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"... Then again, Chemistry is hard"
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>You look at the school's parking
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>Tim is kind of shocked. Why? He usually takes a nap in the school's infirmary every Friday
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>Wait
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"You know Purple, I'll give you a second chance: you can guide me to my house"
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>Her eyes lit up
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>"Don't worry Norman, I won't fail now!"
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>After you two reach Norman's car, she guides you until both reach his place
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>She looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where Norman lives, but whatever
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>"How did I do norman? I passed?"
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"Yes you did Purple, don't worry"
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>As you get close, you see a man in the door
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>Norman's dad: Chief of police, Nobert Normal
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>>"There is my champ! How was school?"
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"Fine mr-... dad"
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>>"Nice. What about you Twilight?"
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>"Was really good! Norman saved us today against a monster"
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>>"It's that true?"
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>You make signs to your "dad", saying Twilight has a big imagination
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>>"Oh. Good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. Come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. Grandma's recipe"
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>You go inside Norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon
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>Your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got
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>Twilight spoke about the monster and how you saved all the school
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>After that, you felt happy
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>How can Norman hate all of this? His family is here, Purple isn't as bad as he makes her sound, and his game catalog is amazing
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>Who will be mad? Not you, that's for sure
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>Night reaches quickly. Purple... heh, you sound like Norman
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>Anyway, Purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD
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>Norman will kill you if you don't keep his ranking on top
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Dinner
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>Dinner was pretty simple
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>Ms. Normal made some rice with chicken
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>Each time you took a bite, the "happy" feeling came back
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>You stopped for a minute to see around you
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>Family is together
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>Laughing
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>Having a good time
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>Being together
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>...
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"Hey mom, I'm not so hungry. Can I leave the table?"
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>"Are you sure? Today is pudding night"
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"Yeah. I'm just a little tired today"
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>"Fine honey"
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>You go to Norman's room
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>You start to tear up a bit
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>Why are you crying? You only saw Norman's family together
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>No, you are wrong. You saw "your" family together
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>Most of the time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home
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>But today it was different. You had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it
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>You had a family for a moment
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>Maybe you should give Norman his life back before this take a toll on you
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>You go to Norman's bed, and try to give your head some rest
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>Maybe tomorrow you can talk with him
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>...
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>*Ring**Ring*...*Ring**Ring*
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>Norman's phone
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*Click* "Hello?"
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>"FAG!"
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"Wha- Flash, it's that you?"
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>"Yeah! and since when you call me Flash, N?"
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"Why are you calling me a fag?"
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>"I don't know. I felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid"
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"Whatever Brad, stop drinking. It makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening"
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>"Fine, sorry bro"
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"Have a nice weekend man"
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*Click*
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