[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Nolan's day

>Be Nolan
>God, your life is Hell
>Suffer your gang's orders, get hunted by enemies, and your girlfriend thinks you are cheating her with other girls
>What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy

>Lunch time
>Only two seats, and the most normal kid is next to you
>"Hey North"
"Hey norm"
>Both take a seat
>"How's your day?"
"Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
>"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
"No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
>"You are saying it like if your life is bad"
"It is, trust me"
>"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
"I'm serious. Your life is better than mine"
>"No you"
"No you"
>"No you"
"No you"
>"No you"
"Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
>"And I gladly would accept it"
>After lunch, it hits both of you
>Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
>....
"Sure"
>"Nice"
>Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give a wig to Norman
>"You sure no one will notice?"
"As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
>"Kay.... Wait, bumps?"
"Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
>"Perfect"


Normal North's day
>You go to Norman's class. Today is Chemistry
>In the class, all the students are with a 3-man's group
>Today is Twilight and Rarity paired with you
>Should be easy
>"Hi Norman. Are you ready?"
"Sure thing Twilight"
>The girls look at you shocked
>>"Dear, are you ok?"
"Sure, why?"
>"You always call me Purple..."
>Shit, you forgot!
"Right P-Purple! I was just, you know, speaking and stuff"
>They still eye you suspiciously
>Mostly Rarity. Maybe she knows
>The class today is simple. Just mix some stuff, and note the reactions
"Purple, can you handle the quimics? I'll get my notepad"
>"Sure thing Norman"
>>"Norman, are you sure she can handle them?"
"I'm sure. She is really smart, what's the worst that could happen?"
>5 minutes later
>"GROAAARRR!!!!"
"Nobody move, I got this!"
>You jump on top of the chemical monster, and make him swallow some chemicals
>Moments later, his body starts shaking, and explodes
>All the class cheers about your heroism
>Now you understand why Norman doesn't let Twilight touch anything
>"HOORAY FOR NORMAN!!"
>"WE ARE SAVED!"
>"YOU GOT A+ MISTER NORMAL!"
>Looks like dad's lessons to make koma worked out in the end
>"Norman, I'm so sorry! I didn't knew this would happen!"
"Don't worry, everyone makes mistakes Purple"
>She looks at you scared
>Oh shit, right!
"I mean- dammit Purple, you always messing things up!"
>Somehow, she looks more calm
"Whatever. Just stop fucking things up"
>>"oh, Norman! You are our hero! How could I ever repay you?"
>Well, the day was saved, Norman can live with the glory
"Well, I've always been asking if, I don't know, we could meet together and... hangout or something"
>You try to sound as meek as possible
>It works. Thanks acting classes
>>"A date? Oh dear. I though you will never ask me for something like that"
"What can I say? For a normal guy, I'm full of surprises"
>>"Teehee, fine. Can it be this next week?"
"Friday at 18:00? I'll pick you up"
>>"How kind. Sure thing darling"
"Great"

Going home
>Well, the small scare and final heroic act really tired you, but not as having your henchmen breathing on you
>Instead, you have a purple curious girl
>"Norman, I'm really sorry"
"Stop worrying Purple: we are alive. I guess I was a little optimistic today thinking you could do something right"
>She looks sad
"... Then again, Chemistry is hard"
>You look at the school's parking
>Tim is kind of shocked. Why? He usually takes a nap in the school's infirmary every Friday
>Wait
"You know Purple, I'll give you a second chance: you can guide me to my house"
>Her eyes lit up
>"Don't worry Norman, I won't fail now!"
>After you two reach Norman's car, she guides you until both reach his place
>She looks so happy by succeding this little task, even when you already knew where Norman lives, but whatever
>"How did I do norman? I passed?"
"Yes you did Purple, don't worry"
>As you get close, you see a man in the door
>Norman's dad: Chief of police, Nobert Normal
>>"There is my champ! How was school?"
"Fine mr-... dad"
>>"Nice. What about you Twilight?"
>"Was really good! Norman saved us today against a monster"
>>"It's that true?"
>You make signs to your "dad", saying Twilight has a big imagination
>>"Oh. Good to know my boy is a hero like his dad. Come inside, your mother made italian spaghetti. Grandma's recipe"
>You go inside Norman's house, and enjoy a pleasant afternoon
>Your "mom" was speaking about the neighbourhood, and your "dad" was talking about some cases he got
>Twilight spoke about the monster and how you saved all the school
>After that, you felt happy
>How can Norman hate all of this? His family is here, Purple isn't as bad as he makes her sound, and his game catalog is amazing
>Who will be mad? Not you, that's for sure
>Night reaches quickly. Purple... heh, you sound like Norman
>Anyway, Purple decided to spend some time with the girls until dinner, and you played CoD
>Norman will kill you if you don't keep his ranking on top

Dinner
>Dinner was pretty simple
>Ms. Normal made some rice with chicken
>Each time you took a bite, the "happy" feeling came back
>You stopped for a minute to see around you
>Family is together
>Laughing
>Having a good time
>Being together
>...
"Hey mom, I'm not so hungry. Can I leave the table?"
>"Are you sure? Today is pudding night"
"Yeah. I'm just a little tired today"
>"Fine honey"
>You go to Norman's room
>You start to tear up a bit
>Why are you crying? You only saw Norman's family together
>No, you are wrong. You saw "your" family together
>Most of the time, your family is out of the country, or in a bussiness travel that in the end it's just you at home
>But today it was different. You had dinner with a family, and they treated you as part of it
>You had a family for a moment
>Maybe you should give Norman his life back before this take a toll on you
>You go to Norman's bed, and try to give your head some rest
>Maybe tomorrow you can talk with him
>...
>*Ring**Ring*...*Ring**Ring*
>Norman's phone
*Click* "Hello?"
>"FAG!"
"Wha- Flash, it's that you?"
>"Yeah! and since when you call me Flash, N?"
"Why are you calling me a fag?"
>"I don't know. I felt you just throw away your biggest chance to get laid"
"Whatever Brad, stop drinking. It makes you think a lot of stuff that isn't happening"
>"Fine, sorry bro"
"Have a nice weekend man"
*Click*