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[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Norman's day

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:25:46
Expiry: Never

  1. >Be Norman
  2. >God, your life is Hell
  3. >Suffer a purple witch, get raped by a bacon slut, your love doesn't even acknowledge your existence
  4. >What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy
  5.  
  6. >Lunch time
  7. >Only two seats, and the richest kid in town is next to you
  8. "Hey North"
  9. >"Hey norm"
  10. >Both take a seat
  11. "How's your day?"
  12. >"Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
  13. "Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
  14. >"No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
  15. "You are saying it like if your life is bad"
  16. >"It is, trust me"
  17. "Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
  18. >"I'm serious. Your life it's better than mine"
  19. "No you"
  20. >"No you"
  21. "No you"
  22. >"No you"
  23. "No you"
  24. >"Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
  25. "And I gladly would accept it"
  26. >After lunch, it hits both of you
  27. >Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
  28. >....
  29. "Sure"
  30. >"Nice"
  31. >Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give Norman a wig
  32. "You sure no one will notice?"
  33. >"As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
  34. "Kay... Wait, bumps?"
  35. >"Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
  36. "Perfect"
  37.  
  38. Nolan Normal's day
  39. >After the clothing change, you go to Nolan's class
  40. >Today is Cooking
  41. >God, how are you going to mimic Nolan's awful meals?
  42. >Don't worry, you just have to pretend you don't know what you are doing. They may just leave you wash the dishes
  43. >You reach the classroom, and everyone is already preparing their utensils
  44. >Everyone looks at you
  45. >You can testify someone made a holy cross sign
  46. >Doesn't matter, you go to your seat
  47. >Timothy Typhoon is there
  48. >"Uh... boss, could I cook this time? I know you like cooking a lot but-"
  49. >Yes! Your chance!
  50. "Sure thing, Tim"
  51. >He is mute for a while, and then starts to tear up
  52. "Umm... Tim, did I said something-"
  53. >He hugs you
  54. >"I'm not going to die today *sniff* thanks boss"
  55. "Uhhh.... ok, just stop crying"
  56. >You comfort him
  57. >The rest of the class is normal. Tim was really happy when he made the recipe
  58.  
  59. Drama reunion
  60. >Most of the classes were calm, but today is the meeting of the Drama club
  61. >You don't hate it, but all their shows are a big bore
  62. >Don't worry, if you don't fall asleep, maybe they will believe you are Nolan
  63. >You go inside the classroom, and everyone is already discussing the next play
  64. >Sophisticata now looks calm
  65. >"Thank the heavens. Nolan, where were you?"
  66. "Sorry, I just got a little side-tracked. Man's stuff"
  67. >"Whatever, we were just trying to think about the play. I don't know if we should make Romeo & Juliet, or Macbet"
  68. "I think both are boring"
  69. >All the club looks at you. Shit
  70. "What I wanted to say is... they are very... expected. We should make a new play"
  71. >All the club starts thinking about it
  72. >"Of course! Why didn't I think about it before? A new play for the drama club. We can do more than Shakespeare"
  73. >She gets too close to you
  74. >"Nolan! you are a..... a...."
  75. "...Yes?"
  76. >"A... very smart man..."
  77. >She still looks at your eyes
  78. "Sophie, personal space"
  79. >"Huh? Oh, sorry! I don't know what came over me"
  80. >She walks back while all the club laughs
  81. >"Fine! Anyway, any ideas for a play?"
  82. >Everyone is saying animals here, living things that, but you have a neat idea. What's better, you are already playing it!
  83. "What about two people changing lifes for a weekend?"
  84. >"Perfect! That should be good for this next friday. Okay club, session dismissed"
  85. >Everyone leaves the classroom, and you go to the school's parking lot
  86. >Nolan has his own car, so he drives home by himself
  87.  
  88. Tim and Nolan
  89. >You go to the car, but you see Tim shocked
  90. "Tim, what happened?"
  91. >"Boss, all the weekends I was suffering a mini-coma since you started to go to the cooking class. But today, that changed. Today I cooked"
  92. "So?"
  93. >"I had free time"
  94. "And?"
  95. >"I don't know what to do"
  96. ".... You are kidding"
  97. >"I wish I was"
  98. "Man, don't you have your family?"
  99. >"Yeah, but... I guess we just got used that I was in a coma, so everyone is doing something while I'm fighting back"
  100. >Wow Nolan, you really are a devil
  101. "Okay. What if you drive me home?"
  102. >"Sure thing boss"
  103. >He grabs the keys, and takes you to your "home"
  104.  
  105. Nolan's house
  106. "Hi mom! Hi dad!"
  107. >Tim looks at you strange
  108. >"Boss, your family is out of town, remember?"
  109. "Oh, yeah. I think I felt a little homesick you know"
  110. >"Okay boss"
  111. "...."
  112. >Tim is still standing like waiting for an order
  113. "Dude, are you sure you are okay?"
  114. >"Um, yeah. It's just... I guess I'm not used to have free time the Fridays, you know?"
  115. "Well, if you are free, why don't we kill time here at home? I bet some of the games here would be 2-players"
  116. >"Killing time with the boss... sounds good"
  117. "Good, there must be a Xbox around"
  118. >For the rest of the evening, Tim and you have been playing games and kill some rounds in the shooting gallery
  119. >He is really cool to be honest. He talks a lot about his dad, when he plays with his two little brothers, and when he can chat with her sister Naomi
  120. >You guess under that human rock lays a soft heart
  121. >Anyway, night comes quickly, and he leaves to his house
  122. >You lend him one of "your" rides. He will take good care of it
  123. >Oh yeah, bedtime
  124. >You open the door, and six women are laying on your bed with sexy lingery
  125. "HOLY SHIT!!!"
  126. >Girls: "Hi nooly~~~"
  127. "Whoa! Eh.... so, ladies, how's it going?"
  128. >"Well mister Nolan, we were really bored and we though if you knew something "fun" to do"
  129. >Hamanahamanahamana-NO!
  130. >If Nolan knows you make him cheat his girl, your head will be in a silver platter
  131. "I... think I know something"
  132. >You check the room quickly, and see the eject button
  133. "Time to do like a check, and BOUNCE"
  134. >You press the button, making all the girls flying to the hotel next to your house
  135. >Dear God, Brad would call you a fag right now
  136. >Anyway, bed time. Tomorrow will be better. You wonder why Nolan hates his life

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