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[SFW] Normal North and Nolan Norman - Norman's day
By GreenReaperCreated: 2020-12-04 02:25:46
Expiry: Never
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>Be Norman
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>God, your life is Hell
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>Suffer a purple witch, get raped by a bacon slut, your love doesn't even acknowledge your existence
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>What I'd give to pass this burden to another guy
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>Lunch time
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>Only two seats, and the richest kid in town is next to you
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"Hey North"
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>"Hey norm"
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>Both take a seat
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"How's your day?"
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>"Perfect, just perfect. like any other day"
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"Man, you are lucky. You have money, cars, and a sexy girl that loves you"
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>"No man, you are the lucky one. You can play games everyday, you roll with 6 girls instead of one, and everyone likes you for who you are instead of the money you have"
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"You are saying it like if your life is bad"
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>"It is, trust me"
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"Nah man, you are joking. My life is bad compared to yours"
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>"I'm serious. Your life it's better than mine"
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"No you"
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>"No you"
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"No you"
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>"No you"
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"No you"
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>"Quit it. I will give you my life if I had a chance"
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"And I gladly would accept it"
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>After lunch, it hits both of you
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>Both: "Hey man, would you like to change lifes for this weekend?"
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>....
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"Sure"
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>"Nice"
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>Both of you go to the bathroom, and swap clothes while you give Norman a wig
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"You sure no one will notice?"
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>"As long as there are no bumps, no one will notice"
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"Kay... Wait, bumps?"
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>"Like, bumping into us. We should be okay if no one gets close"
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"Perfect"
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Nolan Normal's day
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>After the clothing change, you go to Nolan's class
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>Today is Cooking
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>God, how are you going to mimic Nolan's awful meals?
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>Don't worry, you just have to pretend you don't know what you are doing. They may just leave you wash the dishes
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>You reach the classroom, and everyone is already preparing their utensils
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>Everyone looks at you
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>You can testify someone made a holy cross sign
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>Doesn't matter, you go to your seat
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>Timothy Typhoon is there
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>"Uh... boss, could I cook this time? I know you like cooking a lot but-"
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>Yes! Your chance!
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"Sure thing, Tim"
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>He is mute for a while, and then starts to tear up
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"Umm... Tim, did I said something-"
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>He hugs you
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>"I'm not going to die today *sniff* thanks boss"
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"Uhhh.... ok, just stop crying"
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>You comfort him
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>The rest of the class is normal. Tim was really happy when he made the recipe
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Drama reunion
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>Most of the classes were calm, but today is the meeting of the Drama club
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>You don't hate it, but all their shows are a big bore
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>Don't worry, if you don't fall asleep, maybe they will believe you are Nolan
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>You go inside the classroom, and everyone is already discussing the next play
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>Sophisticata now looks calm
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>"Thank the heavens. Nolan, where were you?"
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"Sorry, I just got a little side-tracked. Man's stuff"
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>"Whatever, we were just trying to think about the play. I don't know if we should make Romeo & Juliet, or Macbet"
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"I think both are boring"
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>All the club looks at you. Shit
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"What I wanted to say is... they are very... expected. We should make a new play"
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>All the club starts thinking about it
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>"Of course! Why didn't I think about it before? A new play for the drama club. We can do more than Shakespeare"
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>She gets too close to you
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>"Nolan! you are a..... a...."
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"...Yes?"
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>"A... very smart man..."
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>She still looks at your eyes
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"Sophie, personal space"
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>"Huh? Oh, sorry! I don't know what came over me"
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>She walks back while all the club laughs
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>"Fine! Anyway, any ideas for a play?"
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>Everyone is saying animals here, living things that, but you have a neat idea. What's better, you are already playing it!
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"What about two people changing lifes for a weekend?"
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>"Perfect! That should be good for this next friday. Okay club, session dismissed"
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>Everyone leaves the classroom, and you go to the school's parking lot
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>Nolan has his own car, so he drives home by himself
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Tim and Nolan
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>You go to the car, but you see Tim shocked
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"Tim, what happened?"
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>"Boss, all the weekends I was suffering a mini-coma since you started to go to the cooking class. But today, that changed. Today I cooked"
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"So?"
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>"I had free time"
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"And?"
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>"I don't know what to do"
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".... You are kidding"
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>"I wish I was"
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"Man, don't you have your family?"
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>"Yeah, but... I guess we just got used that I was in a coma, so everyone is doing something while I'm fighting back"
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>Wow Nolan, you really are a devil
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"Okay. What if you drive me home?"
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>"Sure thing boss"
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>He grabs the keys, and takes you to your "home"
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Nolan's house
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"Hi mom! Hi dad!"
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>Tim looks at you strange
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>"Boss, your family is out of town, remember?"
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"Oh, yeah. I think I felt a little homesick you know"
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>"Okay boss"
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"...."
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>Tim is still standing like waiting for an order
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"Dude, are you sure you are okay?"
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>"Um, yeah. It's just... I guess I'm not used to have free time the Fridays, you know?"
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"Well, if you are free, why don't we kill time here at home? I bet some of the games here would be 2-players"
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>"Killing time with the boss... sounds good"
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"Good, there must be a Xbox around"
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>For the rest of the evening, Tim and you have been playing games and kill some rounds in the shooting gallery
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>He is really cool to be honest. He talks a lot about his dad, when he plays with his two little brothers, and when he can chat with her sister Naomi
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>You guess under that human rock lays a soft heart
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>Anyway, night comes quickly, and he leaves to his house
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>You lend him one of "your" rides. He will take good care of it
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>Oh yeah, bedtime
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>You open the door, and six women are laying on your bed with sexy lingery
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"HOLY SHIT!!!"
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>Girls: "Hi nooly~~~"
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"Whoa! Eh.... so, ladies, how's it going?"
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>"Well mister Nolan, we were really bored and we though if you knew something "fun" to do"
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>Hamanahamanahamana-NO!
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>If Nolan knows you make him cheat his girl, your head will be in a silver platter
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"I... think I know something"
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>You check the room quickly, and see the eject button
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"Time to do like a check, and BOUNCE"
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>You press the button, making all the girls flying to the hotel next to your house
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>Dear God, Brad would call you a fag right now
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>Anyway, bed time. Tomorrow will be better. You wonder why Nolan hates his life
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