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[SFW] Rock soup

By GreenReaper
Created: 2020-12-04 02:32:05
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >Be Anonymous
  2. 2.
    >Angry and hungry as fuck
  3. 3.
    >The Pie family always eat this rock "soup" almost everyday
  4. 4.
    >But not today!
  5. 5.
    >You take them to Ponyville so they enjoy different meals
  6. 6.
    >But when the waitress came, they orderer fucking rock soup
  7. 7.
    >That's it!
  8. 8.
    >You decide to play an old story
  9. 9.
    >You grab some rocks, and start boiling them
  10. 10.
    --------
  11. 11.
    >"Mister, you don't need to-"
  12. 12.
    "Nope, they want rock soup, I'll make rock soup"
  13. 13.
    >"But outside, where everypony-"
  14. 14.
    "Silence, I can't hear the rock"
  15. 15.
    >"Hear?"
  16. 16.
    "Yeah, listen"
  17. 17.
    >You listen how the rock boils, but nothing more
  18. 18.
    "You heard that? it's ready"
  19. 19.
    >The waitress is speechless
  20. 20.
    >You taste some of the "soup"
  21. 21.
    "Hmmmm.... delicious"
  22. 22.
    >"Sir, I think-"
  23. 23.
    "You think this needs vegetables, or some spice?"
  24. 24.
    >"What?"
  25. 25.
    "Here, have a taste"
  26. 26.
    >He drinks the soup, but obviously, it taste like nothing
  27. 27.
    >"... Sir, I'm calling the-"
  28. 28.
    "Yeah, you are right, call the chef, this need some taste"
  29. 29.
    >"Enough! Leave the restaurant!"
  30. 30.
    >You leave, but you don't put away the cauldron
  31. 31.
    >A while later, you comeback with some greens, and put it inside
  32. 32.
    >"Fetucchiny! Call the guards, this man is insane!"
  33. 33.
    >You smile inside
  34. 34.
    >It's lunch time, and the guards will be hungry
  35. 35.
    >After some time, the guard arrives, and the vegetables are ready
  36. 36.
     
  37. 37.
    Anon and the guard
  38. 38.
    >"Halt! You are breaking the law!"
  39. 39.
    "How, fine guard? I'm just making soup"
  40. 40.
    >"... Soup?"
  41. 41.
    >His belly makes some rumbling
  42. 42.
    "Yup, the waitress didn't had rock soup on the menu, so I'm making it for my family"
  43. 43.
    >"It's illegal"
  44. 44.
    "May I ask why?"
  45. 45.
    >"B-Because...."
  46. 46.
    >He is trying to have a reason, but his hunger is obvious
  47. 47.
    "Here, have a taste, maybe you can remember with something inside"
  48. 48.
    >"No! You are trying to bribe me!"
  49. 49.
    "Don't worry. If it's illegal, then you can take me, but it's a shame this soup go to waste"
  50. 50.
    >"... Fine, I'll take a taste"
  51. 51.
    >He takes a spoon, and the taste was average thanks to the vegetables
  52. 52.
    "Well, what you think?"
  53. 53.
    >"It's... good"
  54. 54.
    "Yeah, it would be better with some pasta"
  55. 55.
    >"Pasta?"
  56. 56.
    >His stomach sounds again
  57. 57.
    "Yes, pasta. you know, things that go with the soup"
  58. 58.
    >"Well... No! Stop right there criminal scum! You won't make me fail"
  59. 59.
    "It's just soup. I tell you, why don't I talk with the chef, so I can put some pasta in here?. I won't leave the restaurant"
  60. 60.
    >"... Fine, but Celestia help you if you try something funny"
  61. 61.
    "Don't worry"
  62. 62.
    >After a small talk, the guard allows you to talk with the chef
  63. 63.
     
  64. 64.
    Anon and the chef
  65. 65.
    >"I don't know why are you doing this sir, but I ask you to stop"
  66. 66.
    "Calm down, I was just asking for some pasta, nothing wrong with that"
  67. 67.
    >"It wouldn't if you weren't doing that beverage in the middle of our restaurant!"
  68. 68.
    "Okay, I understand that, but if I pay for the inconvenience? Besides, a royal guard is here. I'm going to be in a dungeon soon, so it won't matter"
  69. 69.
    >"Fine. here are your damn noodles"
  70. 70.
    >He gives you some pasta, and you give him some bits
  71. 71.
    >"About this, what are you making?"
  72. 72.
    "Rock soup"
  73. 73.
    >"ROCK SOUP!?"
  74. 74.
    >He almost take the spaghetti back, but you manage to put it in the cauldron
  75. 75.
    >"Stop mocking around! You are joking! There's no such thing as rock soup!"
  76. 76.
    "Yes it is. The rock farmers eat it, but there's no much ingredients, so it's a simple hot water with a rock. Now, my family can have a real taste about it"
  77. 77.
    >"I don't care what those dirtsuckers eat! This is a joke and I-"
  78. 78.
    >Before he could finish, both of you felt an angry stare
  79. 79.
    >The Pie family is about to complain
  80. 80.
    "Here, keep making the soup. I'll talk with them"
  81. 81.
    >"What? No! I can't-"
  82. 82.
    >You leave him alone, and talk with the Pies
  83. 83.
    >After some time, they calmed down, and you come back to the cauldron
  84. 84.
    >The chef started to add spices to the recipe
  85. 85.
    "I though you didn't knew how to make rock soup"
  86. 86.
    >"Ehhh... well, I quite noticed a lack of flavor, and I'm a chef. my mission is making great and delicious meals"
  87. 87.
    "Okay, help me with the soup"
  88. 88.
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  89. 89.
    >At the end of the day, you manage to make a dish for all your family
  90. 90.
    >The chef love the idea of rock soup, so he include it in the menu
  91. 91.
    >The guard let you walk away
  92. 92.
    >It was a good day

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