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[SFW] Rock soup

By GreenReaper
Created: 4th December 2020 02:32:05 AM

  1. >Be Anonymous
  2. >Angry and hungry as fuck
  3. >The Pie family always eat this rock "soup" almost everyday
  4. >But not today!
  5. >You take them to Ponyville so they enjoy different meals
  6. >But when the waitress came, they orderer fucking rock soup
  7. >That's it!
  8. >You decide to play an old story
  9. >You grab some rocks, and start boiling them
  10. --------
  11. >"Mister, you don't need to-"
  12. "Nope, they want rock soup, I'll make rock soup"
  13. >"But outside, where everypony-"
  14. "Silence, I can't hear the rock"
  15. >"Hear?"
  16. "Yeah, listen"
  17. >You listen how the rock boils, but nothing more
  18. "You heard that? it's ready"
  19. >The waitress is speechless
  20. >You taste some of the "soup"
  21. "Hmmmm.... delicious"
  22. >"Sir, I think-"
  23. "You think this needs vegetables, or some spice?"
  24. >"What?"
  25. "Here, have a taste"
  26. >He drinks the soup, but obviously, it taste like nothing
  27. >"... Sir, I'm calling the-"
  28. "Yeah, you are right, call the chef, this need some taste"
  29. >"Enough! Leave the restaurant!"
  30. >You leave, but you don't put away the cauldron
  31. >A while later, you comeback with some greens, and put it inside
  32. >"Fetucchiny! Call the guards, this man is insane!"
  33. >You smile inside
  34. >It's lunch time, and the guards will be hungry
  35. >After some time, the guard arrives, and the vegetables are ready
  36.  
  37. Anon and the guard
  38. >"Halt! You are breaking the law!"
  39. "How, fine guard? I'm just making soup"
  40. >"... Soup?"
  41. >His belly makes some rumbling
  42. "Yup, the waitress didn't had rock soup on the menu, so I'm making it for my family"
  43. >"It's illegal"
  44. "May I ask why?"
  45. >"B-Because...."
  46. >He is trying to have a reason, but his hunger is obvious
  47. "Here, have a taste, maybe you can remember with something inside"
  48. >"No! You are trying to bribe me!"
  49. "Don't worry. If it's illegal, then you can take me, but it's a shame this soup go to waste"
  50. >"... Fine, I'll take a taste"
  51. >He takes a spoon, and the taste was average thanks to the vegetables
  52. "Well, what you think?"
  53. >"It's... good"
  54. "Yeah, it would be better with some pasta"
  55. >"Pasta?"
  56. >His stomach sounds again
  57. "Yes, pasta. you know, things that go with the soup"
  58. >"Well... No! Stop right there criminal scum! You won't make me fail"
  59. "It's just soup. I tell you, why don't I talk with the chef, so I can put some pasta in here?. I won't leave the restaurant"
  60. >"... Fine, but Celestia help you if you try something funny"
  61. "Don't worry"
  62. >After a small talk, the guard allows you to talk with the chef
  63.  
  64. Anon and the chef
  65. >"I don't know why are you doing this sir, but I ask you to stop"
  66. "Calm down, I was just asking for some pasta, nothing wrong with that"
  67. >"It wouldn't if you weren't doing that beverage in the middle of our restaurant!"
  68. "Okay, I understand that, but if I pay for the inconvenience? Besides, a royal guard is here. I'm going to be in a dungeon soon, so it won't matter"
  69. >"Fine. here are your damn noodles"
  70. >He gives you some pasta, and you give him some bits
  71. >"About this, what are you making?"
  72. "Rock soup"
  73. >"ROCK SOUP!?"
  74. >He almost take the spaghetti back, but you manage to put it in the cauldron
  75. >"Stop mocking around! You are joking! There's no such thing as rock soup!"
  76. "Yes it is. The rock farmers eat it, but there's no much ingredients, so it's a simple hot water with a rock. Now, my family can have a real taste about it"
  77. >"I don't care what those dirtsuckers eat! This is a joke and I-"
  78. >Before he could finish, both of you felt an angry stare
  79. >The Pie family is about to complain
  80. "Here, keep making the soup. I'll talk with them"
  81. >"What? No! I can't-"
  82. >You leave him alone, and talk with the Pies
  83. >After some time, they calmed down, and you come back to the cauldron
  84. >The chef started to add spices to the recipe
  85. "I though you didn't knew how to make rock soup"
  86. >"Ehhh... well, I quite noticed a lack of flavor, and I'm a chef. my mission is making great and delicious meals"
  87. "Okay, help me with the soup"
  88. ---------
  89. >At the end of the day, you manage to make a dish for all your family
  90. >The chef love the idea of rock soup, so he include it in the menu
  91. >The guard let you walk away
  92. >It was a good day
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