[SFW] Rock soup


                                            >Be Anonymous

                                            >Angry and hungry as fuck

                                            >The Pie family always eat this rock "soup" almost everyday

                                            >But not today!

                                            >You take them to Ponyville so they enjoy different meals

                                            >But when the waitress came, they orderer fucking rock soup

                                            >That's it!

                                            >You decide to play an old story

                                            >You grab some rocks, and start boiling them

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                                            >"Mister, you don't need to-"

                                            "Nope, they want rock soup, I'll make rock soup"

                                            >"But outside, where everypony-"

                                            "Silence, I can't hear the rock"

                                            >"Hear?"

                                            "Yeah, listen"

                                            >You listen how the rock boils, but nothing more

                                            "You heard that? it's ready"

                                            >The waitress is speechless

                                            >You taste some of the "soup"

                                            "Hmmmm.... delicious"

                                            >"Sir, I think-"

                                            "You think this needs vegetables, or some spice?"

                                            >"What?"

                                            "Here, have a taste"

                                            >He drinks the soup, but obviously, it taste like nothing

                                            >"... Sir, I'm calling the-"

                                            "Yeah, you are right, call the chef, this need some taste"

                                            >"Enough! Leave the restaurant!"

                                            >You leave, but you don't put away the cauldron

                                            >A while later, you comeback with some greens, and put it inside

                                            >"Fetucchiny! Call the guards, this man is insane!"

                                            >You smile inside

                                            >It's lunch time, and the guards will be hungry

                                            >After some time, the guard arrives, and the vegetables are ready


                                            Anon and the guard

                                            >"Halt! You are breaking the law!"

                                            "How, fine guard? I'm just making soup"

                                            >"... Soup?"

                                            >His belly makes some rumbling

                                            "Yup, the waitress didn't had rock soup on the menu, so I'm making it for my family"

                                            >"It's illegal"

                                            "May I ask why?"

                                            >"B-Because...."

                                            >He is trying to have a reason, but his hunger is obvious

                                            "Here, have a taste, maybe you can remember with something inside"

                                            >"No! You are trying to bribe me!"

                                            "Don't worry. If it's illegal, then you can take me, but it's a shame this soup go to waste"

                                            >"... Fine, I'll take a taste"

                                            >He takes a spoon, and the taste was average thanks to the vegetables

                                            "Well, what you think?"

                                            >"It's... good"

                                            "Yeah, it would be better with some pasta"

                                            >"Pasta?"

                                            >His stomach sounds again

                                            "Yes, pasta. you know, things that go with the soup"

                                            >"Well... No! Stop right there criminal scum! You won't make me fail"

                                            "It's just soup. I tell you, why don't I talk with the chef, so I can put some pasta in here?. I won't leave the restaurant"

                                            >"... Fine, but Celestia help you if you try something funny"

                                            "Don't worry"

                                            >After a small talk, the guard allows you to talk with the chef


                                            Anon and the chef

                                            >"I don't know why are you doing this sir, but I ask you to stop"

                                            "Calm down, I was just asking for some pasta, nothing wrong with that"

                                            >"It wouldn't if you weren't doing that beverage in the middle of our restaurant!"

                                            "Okay, I understand that, but if I pay for the inconvenience? Besides, a royal guard is here. I'm going to be in a dungeon soon, so it won't matter"

                                            >"Fine. here are your damn noodles"

                                            >He gives you some pasta, and you give him some bits

                                            >"About this, what are you making?"

                                            "Rock soup"

                                            >"ROCK SOUP!?"

                                            >He almost take the spaghetti back, but you manage to put it in the cauldron

                                            >"Stop mocking around! You are joking! There's no such thing as rock soup!"

                                            "Yes it is. The rock farmers eat it, but there's no much ingredients, so it's a simple hot water with a rock. Now, my family can have a real taste about it"

                                            >"I don't care what those dirtsuckers eat! This is a joke and I-"

                                            >Before he could finish, both of you felt an angry stare

                                            >The Pie family is about to complain

                                            "Here, keep making the soup. I'll talk with them"

                                            >"What? No! I can't-"

                                            >You leave him alone, and talk with the Pies

                                            >After some time, they calmed down, and you come back to the cauldron

                                            >The chef started to add spices to the recipe

                                            "I though you didn't knew how to make rock soup"

                                            >"Ehhh... well, I quite noticed a lack of flavor, and I'm a chef. my mission is making great and delicious meals"

                                            "Okay, help me with the soup"

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                                            >At the end of the day, you manage to make a dish for all your family

                                            >The chef love the idea of rock soup, so he include it in the menu

                                            >The guard let you walk away

                                            >It was a good day