At the Bat Wash


                                            >So here you are looking for work in a small bat pony town

                                            >Near the city center is a corkboard where Ponies put up notices, general information, and what you went there for help wanted notices.

                                            >Looking at the board you see only a few opportunities.  First is the best put together job advertisement for the Night Guard complete with saluting Bat Ponies and Princess Luna standing stalwart behind them.  The second is for a worker in the fruit warehouse, just on Earth its not something you really are keen on doing.  And here is the third…… This is a joke.  Full time offer for somepony who can deal with foals and adult ponies.  Needs to have experience with cleaning and drying.

                                            >Sighing you grab the address for the last option and head towards it in town.

                                            >It was just a few blocks away.  The building extended back longer than any other in town and looked like the backside was open to the sky.

                                            > Through the front glass you spot a bored looking Bat Mare writing something while mareing the front desk.  Strutting forward, while telling yourself not to screw up this one, you manage to miss the door handle the first time.  Nailed it the second time.

                                            >Coming up to the counter the Blue haired and Red eyed Mare looks up at you with a pencil between her pony lips.

                                            >You give her a little wave.  Smooth.

                                            “Hi um I saw your ad on the board by town center and thought hey does your business need help.  Because I am the man…uh Stallion yeah for the job.

                                            >The pencil drops out of her mouth bouncing on the counter.  She looks you up and down.

                                            >??: “Do you know what the job offer is for, we have had a few applicants ask and then leave after they found out.  Oh I am Flowery Fields by the way, you can just call me Flowers if you like.”

                                            >You rub a hand on the back of your head

                                            “You see that’s the thing I think Flowers that it’s a dry cleaning job?”

                                            >Flowers laughs showing off her little fangs in the process.

                                            >Flowers:  “Not quite it’s a pony bath service.  As you know this town does not have flowing water to the homes.  But we have a well in the back that we draw on for our baths.”

                                            “Oh well then”

                                            >Dissapointment shows on her face

                                            >Flowers: “You don’t want the job now right?”  She grumbles low “Those bird brains really made a bad ad”

                                            >You throw your hands up in the air to gain her attention like a sensible person would do and not an autist trapped in a land full of fantasy creatures.  No that other guy is the autist not you.  [spoiler] Steve I will wreck your shit[/spoiler]

                                            “Wooh hey what if I told you that doesn’t sound bad and I want to work here”

                                            >Her mood reverses with a large smile on her face she plants her forehooves on the counter pressing forward almost snootle to your face.

                                            >”Really that’s great. No fantastic.  I will tell Sauna and then we can get you started.

                                            >You smile at her, she laughs and retreats into a back room.

                                            >You can hear some yelling and excited chatter.

                                            >Walking up to the front desk a Red haired and Yellow Eyed bat appraises you before sticking her hoof out.

                                            >???:  Hi Im Warm Waters, but you can call me Sauna, welcome to the job.

                                            > You grab her hoof and shake it.  She smiles you smile.  Your shaking too long.  Laughing autistically [spoiler] Steve this is your fault[/spoiler] .  You let go of her hoof.

                                            ”So when will I start”

                                            >Sauna “Tomorrow, today I will show you around the building”


                                            >The next evening you arrive at the Bat Wash with clothes that could get wet according to Sauna.

                                            >Walking in Flowers waves to you hoping you have a good day.  You thank her and proceed to the back.

                                            >The building opens to 4 large pools and a single smaller in depth pool.  Sauna I sitting on a chair waiting for you.  As you approach she gets up asking you if you are ready to learn the job.  Nodding she explains how the large pools are for the adults.  The ones on the left are for Stallions, the ones on the right are for Mares, and the small one if for foals.  She put emphasis on that one.

                                            >After going over how if asked you would help clean adults your main job was bathing foals.  That is a service their parents pay for.

                                            >A few hours after the training a Bat mare comes back with two foals.  They look nervous seeing you hiding behind their mother.  She whispers something to them.  They look at eachother and scamper over to you.

                                            >In just a few minutes worth of time they are splashing around the pool having a good time while Sauna talks to the Mom in the other pool.

                                            >You grab the bat approved shampoo, Tropica, and beckon the filly and colt over.  The colt swims over looking up at your shampoo covered fingers and lowers his head.  You gotta do a good job that look he gave you before closing his eyes makes you think he had some bad experiences before.

                                            >Lightly pressing down into his fur you lather the shampoo in.  The little shaking that he had in the beginning stops.  You get more shampoo and give a delicate touch to his wings, followed, by his tail and mane.  After you got his face you ask him to turn around.  His sister giggles at him, and he sticks his little bat tongue out at here.

                                            >You guide him to the corner section of the pool that has the “waterfall” on it.  Grabbing a bucket with warm water you tell him that here it comes.  The spigot of water washes the shampoo away, light eees are coming from the colt.  After you finished with that bucket you tell him to return to playing and beckon his sister over to the washing station.

                                            >She eagerly swims over beaming a smile up at you.  You repeat the process for her.  She gives little eees as well when you work her wings and ears.  And afterwards she bounces over to the waterfall for the shampoo rinse off.  She giggles as the water pours over her.  You make eye contact with her mom while she is doing this.  She leans over whispering something to Sauna, Sauna nods.

                                            >Once the filly is done she returns to play with her brother.  Sauna wings you over and so you go.  Sauna tell you Mama bat was impressed on how you handled her foals and would like for you to giver the same treatment.  Momma Bat leaps up and glides to the other Mare pool that has the cleaning section.

                                            >Sauna tells you to do the same for her and you should be fine.

                                            >Walking over to Momma bat you spy the foals laughing and splashing eachother.  Boy are they cute.  Momma bat spots your smile while you watch her foals and asks you to give her a good wash down.

                                            >She was already soaked in the other pool, so she didn’t need anytime to shampooed down.  Your work a good amount of shampoo into your hands and go to work on her Green mane.  Is she purring?  She presses her head up into your fingers as you massage her scalp and then her ears with their little tufts.  With a little more shampoo added you give a light touch to her face, not paying the greatest attention you cup her cheeks and leave them there for a little too long.  There is a smile on her face that you see, and she gives you a wink.  Nervously you go work in more shampoo into her neck and withers.  She leans into everything you are giving her.

                                            >Her chest tuft is perhaps the largest you have seen on a bat mare.  She wiggles her chest around as you massage the shampoo in.  Sauna laughs in the corner and you proceed to her forelegs, making it quick using both hands to cup down one leg and then the other.

                                            >Moving onto her barrel you really dig your fingers in and now Mama bat is giving little eees of her own.  Moving to her rear legs you copy what you did to her forelegs. Onto her wings you are little less gentle with her than the foals.  You work one wing at a time doing circles into her leather and being lighter on the fingers.  Finishing that you go after her wing pits on both sides.  She instantly goes to attention and then relaxes.  She must not have expected that. And here you are with a few parts that could get you in trouble.  With shampoo on your hands and behind Mama bat you stall hoping she might volunteer to do this on her on.

                                            >???: “Don’t be afraid back there, you need to learn this part if you are going to work here long”

                                            >Sauna “Winds is right Anon, time to earn that pay”

                                            >Both mares chuckle in unison.  Oooh boy what have you gotten yourself into.

                                            >Attacking the tail first you start from the tip lifting it out of the water working a deep lather moving forward and applying more shampoo.   As you get closer to the end of the tail you can feel it try to move up with your work.  What is this?  Ooh at the end of the tail is a fleshy part that must control the hair.  You give that a circular hand twist and move underneath her barrel.  You thought you heard a squelching sound.

                                            >Holy …Bats have teats this big?  Breathing in and out heavily trying to calm yourself down.

                                            >Winds “Im paying for those as well don’t be shy you are doing great”

                                            >Looking up you can see Sauna drying off the Foals then marching them up front to the play center

                                            >Moving your hands underneath and to her teats you can feel these are handfuls.  As you massage the shampoo in Winds adjust her legs so her hips are almost against you.  You decide to not make this any weirder for her so you stop and as quick as possible move to her marehood. Lathering and applying gentle pressure.  She is looking back at you with lidded eyes as you do this.  She bits her lips as you rub her bits.  Winds sighs as you eventually back off.

                                            >You make a quick move to the adult waterfall.  Phew you don’t think she saw you tenting.  There are three buckets here.  Winds uses her hooves and wings to get the suds out in tune with the water.  After the third bucket you grab two towels and ask her to come over.  As she gets out of the pool she shakes some of the water out.

                                            >There is a towel laid down and she stands on it as you begin the hopefully less awkward process of drying her off.  It’s not she is doing soft eees through it all.  You think she even whispered that you were wonderful at the end.

                                            >As you finish she looks you in the eyes

                                            >Winds ”This has been great and I was wondering if you would like to go to midnight lunch sometime”

                                            >You give up any pretense of someone seeing what you are doing in this world [spoiler] Steve if you do have an internet here you say nothing [/spoiler] .

                                            “Sure that sounds great how about Wednesday”

                                            >She smiles and hugs you lightly before trotting off to the front.

                                            >Ok that’s one group of customers today how many too go.