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>Day "cut to the chase" in Equestria
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>An assumedly autistic yellow-haired, pink-maned pony is screaming on your porch
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>Or, you know she's screaming
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>But screaming for her is about the same volume as polite conversation for anyone else
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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa", she screams
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Fluttershy, please stop. I just want to get the mail.
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>Beyond her, by your front gate, Derpy waves at you
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>You take a step forward, and Flutterbutt tries to nip at your ankle, making you stumble backwards
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>She looks up at you for a moment, pleading
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>"S-stand b-b-back, Anon! I'm b-beginning to morb!"
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>Before going right back to clenching her eyes shut and yelling at your porch
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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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Fluttershy, come on. This is dumb.
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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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I don't even like Morbius.
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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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You don't even like it either. You were so busy hating on the movie with me that you didn't even try anything in the theater.
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>"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa"
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>Back at the front gate, Derpy has gotten so uncomfortable that she's begun trotting in place
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"Hey Derps", you yell across the yard, "just hold it for me at the post office, I'll come by later!"
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>A look of relief snaps onto her face before she hightails away from your gate
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>You back inside and close the door
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>Stupid Morbius
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