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[FLUTTERRAPE] Three Anons One Pit

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 08:46:39
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: November 29th, 2012
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  4. 4.
    >Day 15 in Equestria
  5. 5.
    >You are Anon
  6. 6.
    >So are the other 2 guys sleeping in the same bed as you
  7. 7.
    >Sort of
  8. 8.
    >Getting torn from your world and forced into this one had some strange effects
  9. 9.
    >Namely the two other Anons being brought into existence
  10. 10.
    >You stare at the ceiling for a while and think about how weird your life has become
  11. 11.
    >Look at the window to your bedroom
  12. 12.
    >A flying horse wearing a mailbag flies into a tree
  13. 13.
    >The sad part is that it's not the weirdest thing you've seen since you came here
  14. 14.
    >Sigh
  15. 15.
    >Sit up between the two Anons and crawl off the end of the bed
  16. 16.
    >Look back at the other two, who are still snoozing
  17. 17.
    >The bed is tiny, and you don't even need covers since you're all squeezed together for warmth
  18. 18.
    >It's not that bad.
  19. 19.
    >It's just two clones of you. So no one can judge you
  20. 20.
    >Walk downstairs and eat cereal for about 10 minutes while staring blankly at a wall
  21. 21.
    >Look at the clock
  22. 22.
    >7:29
  23. 23.
    >Here we go
  24. 24.
    >7:30
  25. 25.
    >The clock chimes once to signal a half-hour
  26. 26.
    >There's a knock on the door
  27. 27.
    >Aaaaand go
  28. 28.
    >"IF THAT FUCKING PONY IS HERE AGAIN I'LL RIP IT'S SPINE OUT AND CHOKE IT WITH IT."
  29. 29.
    >Hear a small "eep" from behind the door
  30. 30.
    >Also hear the two Anons get up and walk downstairs
  31. 31.
    >Go over to the door
  32. 32.
    >Open it
  33. 33.
    Hi Fluttershy
  34. 34.
    >"H-hello Anon... Umm... Which one are you again?"
  35. 35.
    I'm the normal one
  36. 36.
    >Her ears perk up
  37. 37.
    >"O-oh g-good. I was afraid I got the angry one again"
  38. 38.
    Nah. It's good. What do you want this time?
  39. 39.
    >Lean against the door and give her a flat look
  40. 40.
    >"W-well I just wanted to know what umm..."
  41. 41.
    Spit it out, Fluttershy. We've done this for 8 days in a row now.
  42. 42.
    >"Do you think you could walk around n-naked today? The other ponies feel uncomfortable around you when you're w-wearing so many clothes..."
  43. 43.
    That's bullshit and you know it.
  44. 44.
    >She hides behind her mane
  45. 45.
    >"Oh... Yeah, sorry..."
  46. 46.
    Anything else?
  47. 47.
    >"W-well"
  48. 48.
    Cool
  49. 49.
    >Slam the door
  50. 50.
    >Fucking horse
  51. 51.
    >Walk into the kitchen and see the other two Anons
  52. 52.
    >The one eating your cereal looks up
  53. 53.
    >"Did ya' kill her?"
  54. 54.
    Nope.
  55. 55.
    >"Pussy."
  56. 56.
    >He goes back to eating
  57. 57.
    >Look at the other one staring out the window
  58. 58.
    >He turns and beams at you
  59. 59.
    >"Isn't it absolutely beautiful today?"
  60. 60.
    >God you look creepy when you smile that much
  61. 61.
    Yeah, it's a nice day. So what's the plan for today?
  62. 62.
    >"Murder."
  63. 63.
    >"Reading!"
  64. 64.
    >"Genocide."
  65. 65.
    >"Baking?"
  66. 66.
    >"Some other form of death that involves these disgusting animals"
  67. 67.
    >"A picnic!"
  68. 68.
    Those are all horrible ideas. I'm ashamed of both of you.
  69. 69.
    >"We are you, dickwad"
  70. 70.
    Whatever.
  71. 71.
    >"Well, have you got any better ideas, grumpy?"
  72. 72.
    >Think for a second
  73. 73.
    Baking.
  74. 74.
    >"But I sa-"
  75. 75.
    At Sugarcube Corner
  76. 76.
    >"That the place with that pink one?"
  77. 77.
    Yeah.
  78. 78.
    >"I'll kill her and fuck the corpse"
  79. 79.
    Of course you will.
  80. 80.
    >A few minutes later you're all walking down the road.
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    >Silence between you three
  82. 82.
    >Look to your left
  83. 83.
    >The happy you is humming and walking with a bounce to his step
  84. 84.
    >Look to your right
  85. 85.
    >The angry you is kicking rocks at nearby animals
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    Yeah. I think I know what I'm calling you two from now on. We can't go on being called "Anon"
  87. 87.
    >"I don't know why we don't use our normal name! Andrew is such a lovely name, afterall"
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    >"Fag"
  89. 89.
    Fag.
  90. 90.
    >He frowns
  91. 91.
    >"Well what do you suggest
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    >You point at him
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    You're now called Happynon.
  94. 94.
    >You pat the other one on the back
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    And this grumpy fuck is called Angernon.
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    >"Those are the worst fucking names i've ever heard. You're lucky you're as handsome as me or I would have dragged you behind that bush and throttled you."
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    Yeah I think they're pretty good as well. What do you think, happy?
  98. 98.
    >"I think they're lovely"
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    >You all carry on walking and promptly fall down a pitfall
  100. 100.
    >"WHAT THE FUCK"
  101. 101.
    >"Oh gosh."
  102. 102.
    Ahh shit.
  103. 103.
    >You all look up at the culprit for this cruel prank
  104. 104.
    >A familiar Yellow mare looks down at you sheepishly
  105. 105.
    >"S-so is being in a giant pit your fetish?"
  106. 106.
    >"HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?"
  107. 107.
    >She winces
  108. 108.
    >"I umm.. I d-don't know..."
  109. 109.
    >"WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE."
  110. 110.
    >"E-everything?"
  111. 111.
    >"EVERYTHING."
  112. 112.
    >She *eeps* again and look at you
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    >"D-do you like my hole, Anon? T-there's plenty more where it came from!"
  114. 114.
    >She turns around and shows you all her rear
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    Oh god why
  116. 116.
    >"Oh fucking hell"
  117. 117.
    >"That's revolting"
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    >She faces you again
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    >"Y-you don't like it?... Oh..."
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    When you woke up this morning, what made you think that digging a massive pit in the middle of a road would be a good idea?
  121. 121.
    >"I told you man, she's retarded"
  122. 122.
    >"W-well, Anon. I thought you might swoon for me if you saw this pit... Maybe think 'wow! Fluttershy has done such a good job with this pit! I think i'll show her my... hot... dick...'"
  123. 123.
    >She trails off and starts drooling
  124. 124.
    >Happynon giggles at this
  125. 125.
    >You and Angernon glare at him
  126. 126.
    >"Oh, what? She can be adorable at times. Even if she is a little bit odd"
  127. 127.
    >"I hate you so fucking much"
  128. 128.
    >Happynon frowns
  129. 129.
    >"Well we're going to be down here for a while, so I think you'd better get used to me."
  130. 130.
    >"I AM you, you insipid shitstain."
  131. 131.
    >"Well then I guess you just insulted yourself, silly!"
  132. 132.
    >Angernon is taken aback and starts trying to blurt out a response
  133. 133.
    >He fails, sits down, folds his arms and sulks
  134. 134.
    Welp. I don't think this day could get any worse.
  135. 135.
    >"Yoo hoo! Anon! I'm back now!"
  136. 136.
    You left?
  137. 137.
    >"Y-yes. And now, since you're all stuck here all day, I can guess your fetish!"
  138. 138.
    >Angernon looks at you with glistening eyes
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    >"Kill me."
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    Later. Look, Fluttershy. Just get us out of here and I'll take you out to dinner or some shit like that.
  141. 141.
    >She giggles at you
  142. 142.
    >"Silly, I know you're lying to me! I have you just where I want you now! And nothing can take you away from me!"
  143. 143.
    >Angernon starts crying
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    >Happynon sighs
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    >"Fluttershy, darling. Can't we work something out? I'd be happy to spend time with you if you wish. I'm identical to Anon here, I just have a nicer attitude. Doesn't that sound like fun?"
  146. 146.
    >He looks at her with a desperate look on his face
  147. 147.
    >She stares back with a dreamy look in her eye
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    >"Oooh~ I'd like that very much... But you can do it once I'm done with you three"
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    You're seriously going to keep us in a fucking pit all day? We need to eat you know.
  150. 150.
    >"I'll bring you food"
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    And we need to drink-
  152. 152.
    >"And drinks"
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    And we will obviously need to use the toilet-
  154. 154.
    >"Dig a hole"
  155. 155.
    We're in a hole.
  156. 156.
    >"Another hole, silly"
  157. 157.
    You're sick.
  158. 158.
    >"Shush, Anon. Momma will make you want her by day's end"
  159. 159.
    >Angernon stops crying
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    >He glares up at her and points a finger
  161. 161.
    >Opens his mouth
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    >And begins a 30 minute scream-rant about the things he'll do to her after he gets out of the pit
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    >Some of which you don't think are even possible
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    >Especially the one about the Tea Leaves.
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    >That one was just silly.
  166. 166.
    >Sit down and listen to him scream
  167. 167.
    >Happynon sits next to you and rests his head on your shoulders
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    >It's not gay if it's you
  169. 169.
    >The day goes on
  170. 170.
    >Angernon screams
  171. 171.
    >Happynon pleads
  172. 172.
    >You reason
  173. 173.
    >Fluttershy tries to guess your fetishes
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    >"Tentacles?"
  175. 175.
    >"DEAR FUCKING GOD NO MAKE THEM GO AWAY"
  176. 176.
    >She mutters a few words and the hell rift in the middle of the pit floor closes, taking the lovecraftian horrors with it
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    That was fuckin' crazy.
  178. 178.
    >"Yes... It was quite, horrible..."
  179. 179.
    >Poor Happynon. This is really taking a toll on him
  180. 180.
    >You put an arm around his shoulders and give a reassuring squeeze
  181. 181.
    >He smiles at you
  182. 182.
    >Fluttershy sees this
  183. 183.
    >"Oh! Are homosexual relationships your fetish, Anon?"
  184. 184.
    IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ME
  185. 185.
    >"Sure it isn't, faggot"
  186. 186.
    Shut up, Angernon.
  187. 187.
    >"Well umm... Just a second"
  188. 188.
    >She runs off, leaving you three in silence
  189. 189.
    How long have we been down here? Who has the watch?
  190. 190.
    >Angernon pulls the watch you three share out of his pocket
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    >"It's 5. We've been down here for nearly 8 fucking hours"
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    God damn.
  193. 193.
    >Happynon taps you on the shoulder
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    >"Andrew... If we get out of here, I'd be happy to answer the door to Fluttershy in the morning from now on"
  195. 195.
    >What a trooper
  196. 196.
    That won't be necessary. I don't think we're going to make it out of this alive
  197. 197.
    >"I hear that. I can't believe that bitch tried to feed us Hay. Doesn't she know what humans eat? Fuck i'm hungry"
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    We all are, man. Keep it together
  199. 199.
    >Angernon squirms
  200. 200.
    What's up?
  201. 201.
    >"I've sort of... Uhh, been holding it in all day"
  202. 202.
    >Oh shit no.
  203. 203.
    Ok. Relax, we'll dig a hole
  204. 204.
    >"I'm not going in a fucking hole. Toilets are what separates us from the animals"
  205. 205.
    Ponies have toilets you retard.
  206. 206.
    >"Toilets and Opposable thumbs"
  207. 207.
    Smartass
  208. 208.
    >"I'm not shitting a hole, Anon."
  209. 209.
    >"Y-you can shit on me... If you want..."
  210. 210.
    >"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
  211. 211.
    >Look up and see Fluttershy
  212. 212.
    >She's got a lantern and a sleeping bag
  213. 213.
    You must be fucking joking. I'm not spending a night in a pit
  214. 214.
    >She smiles
  215. 215.
    >"Well it's not like you're going anywhere. And neither am I so get comfortable"
  216. 216.
    >She throws a few apples down
  217. 217.
    >Happynon squeals
  218. 218.
    >"Yes! Food!"
  219. 219.
    >He chews his apple with a content look on his face
  220. 220.
    >God that's cute
  221. 221.
    >Fuck off, brain.
  222. 222.
    >"Thank Christ for that, I'm starved"
  223. 223.
    You sure you should eat anything, Angernon? You already need to go
  224. 224.
    >"I'll hold it in. If I die of clogged up faecal matter in my rectum I'm blaming Banana Hush."
  225. 225.
    >Happynon lowers his apple
  226. 226.
    >"I was eating..."
  227. 227.
    >"Suck it up, you pansy"
  228. 228.
    >Look up at the heavens
  229. 229.
    God, when did I wrong you so?
  230. 230.
    >Fluttershy gasps
  231. 231.
    >"I-I'VE GOT IT!"
  232. 232.
    Again, how did I wrong you?
  233. 233.
    >"Y-you three should all make out! Ohh I can't believe I didn't think of this until now!"
  234. 234.
    >Angernon stares at her
  235. 235.
    >"You what, mate?"
  236. 236.
    >She clops her hooves excitedly
  237. 237.
    >"If you all have gay sex right now in this pit, you're sure to love it! And then i'll love it! And then you'll love me!"
  238. 238.
    >"Your logic is utterly fucked"
  239. 239.
    And so will you if she has her way. Come on, guys. We need to get out of here.
  240. 240.
    >"But how, Andrew?"
  241. 241.
    Dunno. We'll think of something. Three minds are better than one.
  242. 242.
    >"But what if it's all the same mind?"
  243. 243.
    >Damn. That's surprisingly clever.
  244. 244.
    >Smart and cute, you never even saw it in yourself-
  245. 245.
    >FUCK YOU BRAIN
  246. 246.
    >All three of you put your heads together and start planning so that Fluttershy can't hear
  247. 247.
    >"A-are you all kissing down there? Please say yes..."
  248. 248.
    >Surprisingly, Angernon has some pretty awesome ideas.
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    >Digging hand and footholes in the walls of the pit
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    >Standing on each other's shoulders
  251. 251.
    >Digging a tunnel with the plates you have down here from the Hay meal you got
  252. 252.
    >You nod your head approvingly
  253. 253.
    Nice ideas, Angry.
  254. 254.
    >"No problem. I just want to get out of here"
  255. 255.
    >"I agree. I miss the sun on my face..."
  256. 256.
    >Look at Happynon
  257. 257.
    >You gotta get him out of here, even if you and Angrynon die. He doesn't deserve any of this.
  258. 258.
    >You probably should have mentioned earlier, Angrynon and Happynon aren't just physical manifestations of your emotions. They ARE your emotions.
  259. 259.
    >You are incapable of feeling happiness or anger since they came into being.
  260. 260.
    >It makes having them around that much more enjoyable and useful, since they can channel your emotions when you can't.
  261. 261.
    Ok. I think I have a plan.
  262. 262.
    >You all wait until nightfall
  263. 263.
    >Fluttershy bids you all goodnight and sweet dreams and goes off to sleep
  264. 264.
    >After a while you hear her muttering in her sleep
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    >"mmmm... three dicks at once..."
  266. 266.
    >Fuckin' Horse.
  267. 267.
    >You pull the other two in
  268. 268.
    Ok. Lets move.
  269. 269.
    >You all carefully break the 3 plates in half, creating 9 half pieces
  270. 270.
    >They're made of porcelain, so it's a tough material.
  271. 271.
    >You press them into the mud-walls of the pit and test them once they're far enough in
  272. 272.
    >They can support your weight
  273. 273.
    >Slowly and surely climb the wall, planting more foot/hand holds with the plates.
  274. 274.
    >Eventually you climb out the top and beckon to the other two
  275. 275.
    >Angernon climbs up there faster than a monkey and starts humping the ground when he gets out
  276. 276.
    >Happynon is next
  277. 277.
    >You hold out your hand and take his to help him up
  278. 278.
    >His hands are so soft...
  279. 279.
    >BRAIN. STOP.
  280. 280.
    >Once you're all out there are high-fives and pats on the back all round
  281. 281.
    >This wakes up Fluttershy
  282. 282.
    >"o-OH! You're umm... Out..."
  283. 283.
    Yeah. We are.
  284. 284.
    >Angernon cracks his knuckles
  285. 285.
    >"I'm gonna enjoy this"
  286. 286.
    >Happynon holds him back
  287. 287.
    >"Don't, we can settle this without violence..."
  288. 288.
    >Angernon shrugs him off and walks up to Fluttershy
  289. 289.
    >He grins maliciously at her
  290. 290.
    >He forces her out the sleeping back and rips it to pieces
  291. 291.
    >Once the cord that tightens the back is free, he uses it to bind Fluttershy's wings as hard as he can
  292. 292.
    >"O-ouch... Please... That hurts!"
  293. 293.
    >"Good."
  294. 294.
    >He stands back and looks at her proudly
  295. 295.
    >"There we are!"
  296. 296.
    >And punts her into the pit
  297. 297.
    >You can't help it
  298. 298.
    >You laugh
  299. 299.
    >You don't feel happy at all, but you just felt it was the right thing to do.
  300. 300.
    Nice work, Angry.
  301. 301.
    >He grins at you
  302. 302.
    >"I'm pretty awesome aren't I?"
  303. 303.
    Will she be ok?
  304. 304.
    >"Oh yeah. I left her some... Food..."
  305. 305.
    >You notice he looks more relaxed-
  306. 306.
    >OH DEAR GOD
  307. 307.
    >You grab the lantern and light up the pit with it
  308. 308.
    >Fluttershy is lying in a pile of Angrypoop
  309. 309.
    That's... Brilliant.
  310. 310.
    >Angernon laughs
  311. 311.
    >"Come on, I'm hungry. I wanna eat at that Sugarcube place. After this I feel like kissing that pink one. She'll be a welcome sight"
  312. 312.
    Wow, really?
  313. 313.
    >"Nah. If she looks at me i'll break her face. But I'm still pretty hungry"
  314. 314.
    Time?
  315. 315.
    >He looks at the watch
  316. 316.
    >"11 o Clock. Think they'll still be open?"
  317. 317.
    Only one way to find out.
  318. 318.
    >You all head down the path into Ponyville, watching out for any giant holes
  319. 319.
    >Angernon walks on ahead, fuelled by his hunger
  320. 320.
    >You and Happynon walk side by side
  321. 321.
    >Look at him in the moonlight
  322. 322.
    >He smiles at you
  323. 323.
    >"Thanks for getting us out, Andrew"
  324. 324.
    >Put an arm round his shoulder and pull him in close
  325. 325.
    >Feel his hand slide into your back pocket and stay there as you walk into town
  326. 326.
    >Its not gay if it's you.
  327. 327.
     
  328. 328.
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