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[FLUTTERRAPE] Three Anons One Pit
By NebulusCreated: 2020-12-17 16:46:05
Updated: 2021-07-03 08:46:39
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Originally uploaded to Pastebin: November 29th, 2012
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>Day 15 in Equestria
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>You are Anon
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>So are the other 2 guys sleeping in the same bed as you
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>Sort of
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>Getting torn from your world and forced into this one had some strange effects
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>Namely the two other Anons being brought into existence
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>You stare at the ceiling for a while and think about how weird your life has become
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>Look at the window to your bedroom
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>A flying horse wearing a mailbag flies into a tree
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>The sad part is that it's not the weirdest thing you've seen since you came here
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>Sigh
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>Sit up between the two Anons and crawl off the end of the bed
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>Look back at the other two, who are still snoozing
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>The bed is tiny, and you don't even need covers since you're all squeezed together for warmth
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>It's not that bad.
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>It's just two clones of you. So no one can judge you
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>Walk downstairs and eat cereal for about 10 minutes while staring blankly at a wall
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>Look at the clock
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>7:29
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>Here we go
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>7:30
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>The clock chimes once to signal a half-hour
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>There's a knock on the door
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>Aaaaand go
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>"IF THAT FUCKING PONY IS HERE AGAIN I'LL RIP IT'S SPINE OUT AND CHOKE IT WITH IT."
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>Hear a small "eep" from behind the door
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>Also hear the two Anons get up and walk downstairs
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>Go over to the door
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>Open it
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Hi Fluttershy
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>"H-hello Anon... Umm... Which one are you again?"
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I'm the normal one
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>Her ears perk up
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>"O-oh g-good. I was afraid I got the angry one again"
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Nah. It's good. What do you want this time?
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>Lean against the door and give her a flat look
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>"W-well I just wanted to know what umm..."
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Spit it out, Fluttershy. We've done this for 8 days in a row now.
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>"Do you think you could walk around n-naked today? The other ponies feel uncomfortable around you when you're w-wearing so many clothes..."
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That's bullshit and you know it.
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>She hides behind her mane
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>"Oh... Yeah, sorry..."
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Anything else?
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>"W-well"
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Cool
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>Slam the door
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>Fucking horse
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>Walk into the kitchen and see the other two Anons
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>The one eating your cereal looks up
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>"Did ya' kill her?"
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Nope.
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>"Pussy."
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>He goes back to eating
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>Look at the other one staring out the window
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>He turns and beams at you
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>"Isn't it absolutely beautiful today?"
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>God you look creepy when you smile that much
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Yeah, it's a nice day. So what's the plan for today?
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>"Murder."
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>"Reading!"
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>"Genocide."
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>"Baking?"
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>"Some other form of death that involves these disgusting animals"
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>"A picnic!"
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Those are all horrible ideas. I'm ashamed of both of you.
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>"We are you, dickwad"
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Whatever.
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>"Well, have you got any better ideas, grumpy?"
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>Think for a second
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Baking.
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>"But I sa-"
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At Sugarcube Corner
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>"That the place with that pink one?"
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Yeah.
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>"I'll kill her and fuck the corpse"
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Of course you will.
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>A few minutes later you're all walking down the road.
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>Silence between you three
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>Look to your left
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>The happy you is humming and walking with a bounce to his step
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>Look to your right
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>The angry you is kicking rocks at nearby animals
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Yeah. I think I know what I'm calling you two from now on. We can't go on being called "Anon"
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>"I don't know why we don't use our normal name! Andrew is such a lovely name, afterall"
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>"Fag"
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Fag.
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>He frowns
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>"Well what do you suggest
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>You point at him
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You're now called Happynon.
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>You pat the other one on the back
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And this grumpy fuck is called Angernon.
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>"Those are the worst fucking names i've ever heard. You're lucky you're as handsome as me or I would have dragged you behind that bush and throttled you."
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Yeah I think they're pretty good as well. What do you think, happy?
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>"I think they're lovely"
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>You all carry on walking and promptly fall down a pitfall
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>"WHAT THE FUCK"
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>"Oh gosh."
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Ahh shit.
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>You all look up at the culprit for this cruel prank
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>A familiar Yellow mare looks down at you sheepishly
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>"S-so is being in a giant pit your fetish?"
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>"HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?"
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>She winces
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>"I umm.. I d-don't know..."
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>"WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE."
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>"E-everything?"
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>"EVERYTHING."
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>She *eeps* again and look at you
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>"D-do you like my hole, Anon? T-there's plenty more where it came from!"
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>She turns around and shows you all her rear
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Oh god why
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>"Oh fucking hell"
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>"That's revolting"
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>She faces you again
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>"Y-you don't like it?... Oh..."
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When you woke up this morning, what made you think that digging a massive pit in the middle of a road would be a good idea?
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>"I told you man, she's retarded"
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>"W-well, Anon. I thought you might swoon for me if you saw this pit... Maybe think 'wow! Fluttershy has done such a good job with this pit! I think i'll show her my... hot... dick...'"
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>She trails off and starts drooling
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>Happynon giggles at this
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>You and Angernon glare at him
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>"Oh, what? She can be adorable at times. Even if she is a little bit odd"
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>"I hate you so fucking much"
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>Happynon frowns
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>"Well we're going to be down here for a while, so I think you'd better get used to me."
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>"I AM you, you insipid shitstain."
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>"Well then I guess you just insulted yourself, silly!"
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>Angernon is taken aback and starts trying to blurt out a response
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>He fails, sits down, folds his arms and sulks
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Welp. I don't think this day could get any worse.
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>"Yoo hoo! Anon! I'm back now!"
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You left?
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>"Y-yes. And now, since you're all stuck here all day, I can guess your fetish!"
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>Angernon looks at you with glistening eyes
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>"Kill me."
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Later. Look, Fluttershy. Just get us out of here and I'll take you out to dinner or some shit like that.
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>She giggles at you
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>"Silly, I know you're lying to me! I have you just where I want you now! And nothing can take you away from me!"
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>Angernon starts crying
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>Happynon sighs
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>"Fluttershy, darling. Can't we work something out? I'd be happy to spend time with you if you wish. I'm identical to Anon here, I just have a nicer attitude. Doesn't that sound like fun?"
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>He looks at her with a desperate look on his face
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>She stares back with a dreamy look in her eye
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>"Oooh~ I'd like that very much... But you can do it once I'm done with you three"
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You're seriously going to keep us in a fucking pit all day? We need to eat you know.
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>"I'll bring you food"
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And we need to drink-
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>"And drinks"
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And we will obviously need to use the toilet-
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>"Dig a hole"
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We're in a hole.
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>"Another hole, silly"
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You're sick.
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>"Shush, Anon. Momma will make you want her by day's end"
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>Angernon stops crying
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>He glares up at her and points a finger
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>Opens his mouth
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>And begins a 30 minute scream-rant about the things he'll do to her after he gets out of the pit
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>Some of which you don't think are even possible
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>Especially the one about the Tea Leaves.
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>That one was just silly.
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>Sit down and listen to him scream
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>Happynon sits next to you and rests his head on your shoulders
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>It's not gay if it's you
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>The day goes on
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>Angernon screams
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>Happynon pleads
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>You reason
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>Fluttershy tries to guess your fetishes
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>"Tentacles?"
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>"DEAR FUCKING GOD NO MAKE THEM GO AWAY"
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>She mutters a few words and the hell rift in the middle of the pit floor closes, taking the lovecraftian horrors with it
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That was fuckin' crazy.
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>"Yes... It was quite, horrible..."
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>Poor Happynon. This is really taking a toll on him
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>You put an arm around his shoulders and give a reassuring squeeze
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>He smiles at you
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>Fluttershy sees this
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>"Oh! Are homosexual relationships your fetish, Anon?"
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IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ME
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>"Sure it isn't, faggot"
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Shut up, Angernon.
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>"Well umm... Just a second"
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>She runs off, leaving you three in silence
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How long have we been down here? Who has the watch?
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>Angernon pulls the watch you three share out of his pocket
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>"It's 5. We've been down here for nearly 8 fucking hours"
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God damn.
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>Happynon taps you on the shoulder
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>"Andrew... If we get out of here, I'd be happy to answer the door to Fluttershy in the morning from now on"
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>What a trooper
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That won't be necessary. I don't think we're going to make it out of this alive
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>"I hear that. I can't believe that bitch tried to feed us Hay. Doesn't she know what humans eat? Fuck i'm hungry"
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We all are, man. Keep it together
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>Angernon squirms
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What's up?
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>"I've sort of... Uhh, been holding it in all day"
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>Oh shit no.
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Ok. Relax, we'll dig a hole
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>"I'm not going in a fucking hole. Toilets are what separates us from the animals"
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Ponies have toilets you retard.
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>"Toilets and Opposable thumbs"
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Smartass
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>"I'm not shitting a hole, Anon."
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>"Y-you can shit on me... If you want..."
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>"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"
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>Look up and see Fluttershy
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>She's got a lantern and a sleeping bag
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You must be fucking joking. I'm not spending a night in a pit
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>She smiles
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>"Well it's not like you're going anywhere. And neither am I so get comfortable"
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>She throws a few apples down
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>Happynon squeals
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>"Yes! Food!"
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>He chews his apple with a content look on his face
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>God that's cute
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>Fuck off, brain.
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>"Thank Christ for that, I'm starved"
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You sure you should eat anything, Angernon? You already need to go
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>"I'll hold it in. If I die of clogged up faecal matter in my rectum I'm blaming Banana Hush."
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>Happynon lowers his apple
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>"I was eating..."
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>"Suck it up, you pansy"
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>Look up at the heavens
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God, when did I wrong you so?
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>Fluttershy gasps
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>"I-I'VE GOT IT!"
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Again, how did I wrong you?
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>"Y-you three should all make out! Ohh I can't believe I didn't think of this until now!"
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>Angernon stares at her
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>"You what, mate?"
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>She clops her hooves excitedly
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>"If you all have gay sex right now in this pit, you're sure to love it! And then i'll love it! And then you'll love me!"
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>"Your logic is utterly fucked"
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And so will you if she has her way. Come on, guys. We need to get out of here.
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>"But how, Andrew?"
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Dunno. We'll think of something. Three minds are better than one.
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>"But what if it's all the same mind?"
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>Damn. That's surprisingly clever.
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>Smart and cute, you never even saw it in yourself-
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>FUCK YOU BRAIN
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>All three of you put your heads together and start planning so that Fluttershy can't hear
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>"A-are you all kissing down there? Please say yes..."
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>Surprisingly, Angernon has some pretty awesome ideas.
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>Digging hand and footholes in the walls of the pit
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>Standing on each other's shoulders
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>Digging a tunnel with the plates you have down here from the Hay meal you got
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>You nod your head approvingly
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Nice ideas, Angry.
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>"No problem. I just want to get out of here"
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>"I agree. I miss the sun on my face..."
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>Look at Happynon
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>You gotta get him out of here, even if you and Angrynon die. He doesn't deserve any of this.
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>You probably should have mentioned earlier, Angrynon and Happynon aren't just physical manifestations of your emotions. They ARE your emotions.
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>You are incapable of feeling happiness or anger since they came into being.
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>It makes having them around that much more enjoyable and useful, since they can channel your emotions when you can't.
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Ok. I think I have a plan.
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>You all wait until nightfall
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>Fluttershy bids you all goodnight and sweet dreams and goes off to sleep
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>After a while you hear her muttering in her sleep
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>"mmmm... three dicks at once..."
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>Fuckin' Horse.
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>You pull the other two in
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Ok. Lets move.
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>You all carefully break the 3 plates in half, creating 9 half pieces
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>They're made of porcelain, so it's a tough material.
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>You press them into the mud-walls of the pit and test them once they're far enough in
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>They can support your weight
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>Slowly and surely climb the wall, planting more foot/hand holds with the plates.
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>Eventually you climb out the top and beckon to the other two
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>Angernon climbs up there faster than a monkey and starts humping the ground when he gets out
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>Happynon is next
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>You hold out your hand and take his to help him up
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>His hands are so soft...
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>BRAIN. STOP.
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>Once you're all out there are high-fives and pats on the back all round
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>This wakes up Fluttershy
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>"o-OH! You're umm... Out..."
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Yeah. We are.
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>Angernon cracks his knuckles
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>"I'm gonna enjoy this"
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>Happynon holds him back
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>"Don't, we can settle this without violence..."
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>Angernon shrugs him off and walks up to Fluttershy
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>He grins maliciously at her
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>He forces her out the sleeping back and rips it to pieces
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>Once the cord that tightens the back is free, he uses it to bind Fluttershy's wings as hard as he can
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>"O-ouch... Please... That hurts!"
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>"Good."
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>He stands back and looks at her proudly
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>"There we are!"
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>And punts her into the pit
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>You can't help it
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>You laugh
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>You don't feel happy at all, but you just felt it was the right thing to do.
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Nice work, Angry.
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>He grins at you
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>"I'm pretty awesome aren't I?"
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Will she be ok?
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>"Oh yeah. I left her some... Food..."
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>You notice he looks more relaxed-
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>OH DEAR GOD
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>You grab the lantern and light up the pit with it
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>Fluttershy is lying in a pile of Angrypoop
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That's... Brilliant.
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>Angernon laughs
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>"Come on, I'm hungry. I wanna eat at that Sugarcube place. After this I feel like kissing that pink one. She'll be a welcome sight"
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Wow, really?
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>"Nah. If she looks at me i'll break her face. But I'm still pretty hungry"
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Time?
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>He looks at the watch
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>"11 o Clock. Think they'll still be open?"
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Only one way to find out.
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>You all head down the path into Ponyville, watching out for any giant holes
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>Angernon walks on ahead, fuelled by his hunger
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>You and Happynon walk side by side
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>Look at him in the moonlight
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>He smiles at you
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>"Thanks for getting us out, Andrew"
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>Put an arm round his shoulder and pull him in close
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>Feel his hand slide into your back pocket and stay there as you walk into town
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>Its not gay if it's you.
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