[FLUTTERRAPE] Three Anons One Pit


                                            Originally uploaded to Pastebin: November 29th, 2012

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                                            >Day 15 in Equestria

                                            >You are Anon

                                            >So are the other 2 guys sleeping in the same bed as you

                                            >Sort of

                                            >Getting torn from your world and forced into this one had some strange effects

                                            >Namely the two other Anons being brought into existence

                                            >You stare at the ceiling for a while and think about how weird your life has become

                                            >Look at the window to your bedroom

                                            >A flying horse wearing a mailbag flies into a tree

                                            >The sad part is that it's not the weirdest thing you've seen since you came here

                                            >Sigh

                                            >Sit up between the two Anons and crawl off the end of the bed

                                            >Look back at the other two, who are still snoozing

                                            >The bed is tiny, and you don't even need covers since you're all squeezed together for warmth

                                            >It's not that bad.

                                            >It's just two clones of you. So no one can judge you

                                            >Walk downstairs and eat cereal for about 10 minutes while staring blankly at a wall

                                            >Look at the clock

                                            >7:29

                                            >Here we go

                                            >7:30

                                            >The clock chimes once to signal a half-hour

                                            >There's a knock on the door

                                            >Aaaaand go

                                            >"IF THAT FUCKING PONY IS HERE AGAIN I'LL RIP IT'S SPINE OUT AND CHOKE IT WITH IT."

                                            >Hear a small "eep" from behind the door

                                            >Also hear the two Anons get up and walk downstairs

                                            >Go over to the door

                                            >Open it

                                            Hi Fluttershy

                                            >"H-hello Anon... Umm... Which one are you again?"

                                            I'm the normal one

                                            >Her ears perk up

                                            >"O-oh g-good. I was afraid I got the angry one again"

                                            Nah. It's good. What do you want this time?

                                            >Lean against the door and give her a flat look

                                            >"W-well I just wanted to know what umm..."

                                            Spit it out, Fluttershy. We've done this for 8 days in a row now.

                                            >"Do you think you could walk around n-naked today? The other ponies feel uncomfortable around you when you're w-wearing so many clothes..."

                                            That's bullshit and you know it.

                                            >She hides behind her mane

                                            >"Oh... Yeah, sorry..."

                                            Anything else?

                                            >"W-well"

                                            Cool

                                            >Slam the door

                                            >Fucking horse

                                            >Walk into the kitchen and see the other two Anons

                                            >The one eating your cereal looks up

                                            >"Did ya' kill her?"

                                            Nope.

                                            >"Pussy."

                                            >He goes back to eating

                                            >Look at the other one staring out the window

                                            >He turns and beams at you

                                            >"Isn't it absolutely beautiful today?"

                                            >God you look creepy when you smile that much

                                            Yeah, it's a nice day. So what's the plan for today?

                                            >"Murder."

                                            >"Reading!"

                                            >"Genocide."

                                            >"Baking?"

                                            >"Some other form of death that involves these disgusting animals"

                                            >"A picnic!"

                                            Those are all horrible ideas. I'm ashamed of both of you.

                                            >"We are you, dickwad"

                                            Whatever.

                                            >"Well, have you got any better ideas, grumpy?"

                                            >Think for a second

                                            Baking.

                                            >"But I sa-"

                                            At Sugarcube Corner

                                            >"That the place with that pink one?"

                                            Yeah.

                                            >"I'll kill her and fuck the corpse"

                                            Of course you will.

                                            >A few minutes later you're all walking down the road.

                                            >Silence between you three

                                            >Look to your left

                                            >The happy you is humming and walking with a bounce to his step

                                            >Look to your right

                                            >The angry you is kicking rocks at nearby animals

                                            Yeah. I think I know what I'm calling you two from now on. We can't go on being called "Anon"

                                            >"I don't know why we don't use our normal name! Andrew is such a lovely name, afterall"

                                            >"Fag"

                                            Fag.

                                            >He frowns

                                            >"Well what do you suggest

                                            >You point at him

                                            You're now called Happynon.

                                            >You pat the other one on the back

                                            And this grumpy fuck is called Angernon.

                                            >"Those are the worst fucking names i've ever heard. You're lucky you're as handsome as me or I would have dragged you behind that bush and throttled you."

                                            Yeah I think they're pretty good as well. What do you think, happy?

                                            >"I think they're lovely"

                                            >You all carry on walking and promptly fall down a pitfall

                                            >"WHAT THE FUCK"

                                            >"Oh gosh."

                                            Ahh shit.

                                            >You all look up at the culprit for this cruel prank

                                            >A familiar Yellow mare looks down at you sheepishly

                                            >"S-so is being in a giant pit your fetish?"

                                            >"HOW THE FUCK WOULD THAT EVEN WORK?"

                                            >She winces

                                            >"I umm.. I d-don't know..."

                                            >"WHEN I GET OUT OF HERE, I WILL BREAK EVERYTHING YOU LOVE."

                                            >"E-everything?"

                                            >"EVERYTHING."

                                            >She *eeps* again and look at you

                                            >"D-do you like my hole, Anon? T-there's plenty more where it came from!"

                                            >She turns around and shows you all her rear

                                            Oh god why

                                            >"Oh fucking hell"

                                            >"That's revolting"

                                            >She faces you again

                                            >"Y-you don't like it?... Oh..."

                                            When you woke up this morning, what made you think that digging a massive pit in the middle of a road would be a good idea?

                                            >"I told you man, she's retarded"

                                            >"W-well, Anon. I thought you might swoon for me if you saw this pit... Maybe think 'wow! Fluttershy has done such a good job with this pit! I think i'll show her my... hot... dick...'"

                                            >She trails off and starts drooling

                                            >Happynon giggles at this

                                            >You and Angernon glare at him

                                            >"Oh, what? She can be adorable at times. Even if she is a little bit odd"

                                            >"I hate you so fucking much"

                                            >Happynon frowns

                                            >"Well we're going to be down here for a while, so I think you'd better get used to me."

                                            >"I AM you, you insipid shitstain."

                                            >"Well then I guess you just insulted yourself, silly!"

                                            >Angernon is taken aback and starts trying to blurt out a response

                                            >He fails, sits down, folds his arms and sulks

                                            Welp. I don't think this day could get any worse.

                                            >"Yoo hoo! Anon! I'm back now!"

                                            You left?

                                            >"Y-yes. And now, since you're all stuck here all day, I can guess your fetish!"

                                            >Angernon looks at you with glistening eyes

                                            >"Kill me."

                                            Later. Look, Fluttershy. Just get us out of here and I'll take you out to dinner or some shit like that.

                                            >She giggles at you

                                            >"Silly, I know you're lying to me! I have you just where I want you now! And nothing can take you away from me!"

                                            >Angernon starts crying

                                            >Happynon sighs

                                            >"Fluttershy, darling. Can't we work something out? I'd be happy to spend time with you if you wish. I'm identical to Anon here, I just have a nicer attitude. Doesn't that sound like fun?"

                                            >He looks at her with a desperate look on his face

                                            >She stares back with a dreamy look in her eye

                                            >"Oooh~ I'd like that very much... But you can do it once I'm done with you three"

                                            You're seriously going to keep us in a fucking pit all day? We need to eat you know.

                                            >"I'll bring you food"

                                            And we need to drink-

                                            >"And drinks"

                                            And we will obviously need to use the toilet-

                                            >"Dig a hole"

                                            We're in a hole.

                                            >"Another hole, silly"

                                            You're sick.

                                            >"Shush, Anon. Momma will make you want her by day's end"

                                            >Angernon stops crying

                                            >He glares up at her and points a finger

                                            >Opens his mouth

                                            >And begins a 30 minute scream-rant about the things he'll do to her after he gets out of the pit

                                            >Some of which you don't think are even possible

                                            >Especially the one about the Tea Leaves.

                                            >That one was just silly.

                                            >Sit down and listen to him scream

                                            >Happynon sits next to you and rests his head on your shoulders

                                            >It's not gay if it's you

                                            >The day goes on

                                            >Angernon screams

                                            >Happynon pleads

                                            >You reason

                                            >Fluttershy tries to guess your fetishes

                                            >"Tentacles?"

                                            >"DEAR FUCKING GOD NO MAKE THEM GO AWAY"

                                            >She mutters a few words and the hell rift in the middle of the pit floor closes, taking the lovecraftian horrors with it

                                            That was fuckin' crazy.

                                            >"Yes... It was quite, horrible..."

                                            >Poor Happynon. This is really taking a toll on him

                                            >You put an arm around his shoulders and give a reassuring squeeze

                                            >He smiles at you

                                            >Fluttershy sees this

                                            >"Oh! Are homosexual relationships your fetish, Anon?"

                                            IT'S NOT GAY IF IT'S ME

                                            >"Sure it isn't, faggot"

                                            Shut up, Angernon.

                                            >"Well umm... Just a second"

                                            >She runs off, leaving you three in silence

                                            How long have we been down here? Who has the watch?

                                            >Angernon pulls the watch you three share out of his pocket

                                            >"It's 5. We've been down here for nearly 8 fucking hours"

                                            God damn.

                                            >Happynon taps you on the shoulder

                                            >"Andrew... If we get out of here, I'd be happy to answer the door to Fluttershy in the morning from now on"

                                            >What a trooper

                                            That won't be necessary. I don't think we're going to make it out of this alive

                                            >"I hear that. I can't believe that bitch tried to feed us Hay. Doesn't she know what humans eat? Fuck i'm hungry"

                                            We all are, man. Keep it together

                                            >Angernon squirms

                                            What's up?

                                            >"I've sort of... Uhh, been holding it in all day"

                                            >Oh shit no.

                                            Ok. Relax, we'll dig a hole

                                            >"I'm not going in a fucking hole. Toilets are what separates us from the animals"

                                            Ponies have toilets you retard.

                                            >"Toilets and Opposable thumbs"

                                            Smartass

                                            >"I'm not shitting a hole, Anon."

                                            >"Y-you can shit on me... If you want..."

                                            >"OH FOR FUCKS SAKE"

                                            >Look up and see Fluttershy

                                            >She's got a lantern and a sleeping bag

                                            You must be fucking joking. I'm not spending a night in a pit

                                            >She smiles

                                            >"Well it's not like you're going anywhere. And neither am I so get comfortable"

                                            >She throws a few apples down

                                            >Happynon squeals

                                            >"Yes! Food!"

                                            >He chews his apple with a content look on his face

                                            >God that's cute

                                            >Fuck off, brain.

                                            >"Thank Christ for that, I'm starved"

                                            You sure you should eat anything, Angernon? You already need to go

                                            >"I'll hold it in. If I die of clogged up faecal matter in my rectum I'm blaming Banana Hush."

                                            >Happynon lowers his apple

                                            >"I was eating..."

                                            >"Suck it up, you pansy"

                                            >Look up at the heavens

                                            God, when did I wrong you so?

                                            >Fluttershy gasps

                                            >"I-I'VE GOT IT!"

                                            Again, how did I wrong you?

                                            >"Y-you three should all make out! Ohh I can't believe I didn't think of this until now!"

                                            >Angernon stares at her

                                            >"You what, mate?"

                                            >She clops her hooves excitedly

                                            >"If you all have gay sex right now in this pit, you're sure to love it! And then i'll love it! And then you'll love me!"

                                            >"Your logic is utterly fucked"

                                            And so will you if she has her way. Come on, guys. We need to get out of here.

                                            >"But how, Andrew?"

                                            Dunno. We'll think of something. Three minds are better than one.

                                            >"But what if it's all the same mind?"

                                            >Damn. That's surprisingly clever.

                                            >Smart and cute, you never even saw it in yourself-

                                            >FUCK YOU BRAIN

                                            >All three of you put your heads together and start planning so that Fluttershy can't hear

                                            >"A-are you all kissing down there? Please say yes..."

                                            >Surprisingly, Angernon has some pretty awesome ideas.

                                            >Digging hand and footholes in the walls of the pit

                                            >Standing on each other's shoulders

                                            >Digging a tunnel with the plates you have down here from the Hay meal you got

                                            >You nod your head approvingly

                                            Nice ideas, Angry.

                                            >"No problem. I just want to get out of here"

                                            >"I agree. I miss the sun on my face..."

                                            >Look at Happynon

                                            >You gotta get him out of here, even if you and Angrynon die. He doesn't deserve any of this.

                                            >You probably should have mentioned earlier, Angrynon and Happynon aren't just physical manifestations of your emotions. They ARE your emotions.

                                            >You are incapable of feeling happiness or anger since they came into being.

                                            >It makes having them around that much more enjoyable and useful, since they can channel your emotions when you can't.

                                            Ok. I think I have a plan.

                                            >You all wait until nightfall

                                            >Fluttershy bids you all goodnight and sweet dreams and goes off to sleep

                                            >After a while you hear her muttering in her sleep

                                            >"mmmm... three dicks at once..."

                                            >Fuckin' Horse.

                                            >You pull the other two in

                                            Ok. Lets move.

                                            >You all carefully break the 3 plates in half, creating 9 half pieces

                                            >They're made of porcelain, so it's a tough material.

                                            >You press them into the mud-walls of the pit and test them once they're far enough in

                                            >They can support your weight

                                            >Slowly and surely climb the wall, planting more foot/hand holds with the plates.

                                            >Eventually you climb out the top and beckon to the other two

                                            >Angernon climbs up there faster than a monkey and starts humping the ground when he gets out

                                            >Happynon is next

                                            >You hold out your hand and take his to help him up

                                            >His hands are so soft...

                                            >BRAIN. STOP.

                                            >Once you're all out there are high-fives and pats on the back all round

                                            >This wakes up Fluttershy

                                            >"o-OH! You're umm... Out..."

                                            Yeah. We are.

                                            >Angernon cracks his knuckles

                                            >"I'm gonna enjoy this"

                                            >Happynon holds him back

                                            >"Don't, we can settle this without violence..."

                                            >Angernon shrugs him off and walks up to Fluttershy

                                            >He grins maliciously at her

                                            >He forces her out the sleeping back and rips it to pieces

                                            >Once the cord that tightens the back is free, he uses it to bind Fluttershy's wings as hard as he can

                                            >"O-ouch... Please... That hurts!"

                                            >"Good."

                                            >He stands back and looks at her proudly

                                            >"There we are!"

                                            >And punts her into the pit

                                            >You can't help it

                                            >You laugh

                                            >You don't feel happy at all, but you just felt it was the right thing to do.

                                            Nice work, Angry.

                                            >He grins at you

                                            >"I'm pretty awesome aren't I?"

                                            Will she be ok?

                                            >"Oh yeah. I left her some... Food..."

                                            >You notice he looks more relaxed-

                                            >OH DEAR GOD

                                            >You grab the lantern and light up the pit with it

                                            >Fluttershy is lying in a pile of Angrypoop

                                            That's... Brilliant.

                                            >Angernon laughs

                                            >"Come on, I'm hungry. I wanna eat at that Sugarcube place. After this I feel like kissing that pink one. She'll be a welcome sight"

                                            Wow, really?

                                            >"Nah. If she looks at me i'll break her face. But I'm still pretty hungry"

                                            Time?

                                            >He looks at the watch

                                            >"11 o Clock. Think they'll still be open?"

                                            Only one way to find out.

                                            >You all head down the path into Ponyville, watching out for any giant holes

                                            >Angernon walks on ahead, fuelled by his hunger

                                            >You and Happynon walk side by side

                                            >Look at him in the moonlight

                                            >He smiles at you

                                            >"Thanks for getting us out, Andrew"

                                            >Put an arm round his shoulder and pull him in close

                                            >Feel his hand slide into your back pocket and stay there as you walk into town

                                            >Its not gay if it's you.


                                            THE END.