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[FLUTTERRAPE] A Company of Reapers

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:23:11 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 6th, 2012
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  3.  
  4. >Day n/a in Equestria
  5. >Well.
  6. >Here you are again.
  7. >Why do you always get the crap jobs?
  8. >Suppose it can't be helped. You're not very high up on the corporate ladder.
  9. >Pull out a picture from your sleeve
  10. >Look at a Pony, Male, a happy look on his face.
  11. >Turn it over
  12. >"Ponyville. He will be crushed by a roof-beam"
  13. >Aight. Coo.
  14. >Set off down the road into town
  15. >Watch Ponies go too and fro, completely oblivious to you
  16. >You're not too keen on this world
  17. >It's weird. You prefer Humans
  18. >Hell, everyone prefers Humans. Humans are awesome to deal with after death.
  19. >Ponies are just downright depressing or far too friendly.
  20. >Humans are a goldmine of emotions, you even got attacked once. That job was fuckin' great.
  21. >Lost in thought you walk into a pony
  22. >It passes through you then stops
  23. >You turn to look at it
  24. >It rubs it's head and shivers, then picks up the pace and moves on with a big smile.
  25. >See? Weird! A Human would have felt the shiver, thought it was either God or Aliens, gone home and either repented his sins then turned to God, or barricaded himself and his family in the basement for weeks on end.
  26. >Ponies are weird.
  27. >Not like you can get off saying things like that
  28. >Your job is hardly normal.
  29. >Pass another employee, a Pony
  30. Oh, hey Sunslice
  31. >"Hey, Anon. You here on that Derelict Building job?"
  32. Yeah. Gotta be there in 15 so I can take my time I guess
  33. >"Nice. Good luck, and see you around"
  34. You too.
  35. >Ponies aren't all bad, you suppose. But they're still weird.
  36. >Everyone can get the same job as you though, from all walks of life.
  37. >Anyone can just take the job and become Death
  38. >Which is what you are.
  39. >You are Anon - Grim Reaper.
  40.  
  41. 1/17
  42.  
  43. >Stroll through town and come to a house
  44. >Damn, it really does look derelict
  45. >Walk through the door and look around
  46. >Hear tools and voices on the upper level
  47. >Drift upstairs and find the source
  48. >Ahh, there's your guy
  49. >A Pony is grinning as he saws a piece of wood, chatting to another pony as he goes
  50. >"This house is gonna look great when we've fixed it up."
  51. >The other one speaks
  52. >"Sure will! I can't wait to show it to the kids once it's done"
  53. >Look at your watch
  54. >One minute to go
  55. >"Ok, I'm gonna try and hammer this wood in, watch the ladder"
  56. >He clambers up it and begins banging away at it without any kind of skill, missing the nail every time
  57. >Look above his head
  58. >Yeah, there's the beam, getting weaker with each impact
  59. >He bangs it one final time
  60. >"Done!"
  61. >The beam falls
  62.  
  63. >30 minutes and a sickeningly boring conversation of "Oh, it's ok. I understand!" later you see the spirit on his way.
  64. >He wanted to move on, rather than work at the company.
  65. >You don't see the point, really.
  66. >You get to see the world, several worlds even.
  67. >You don't go hungry, or anything for that matter
  68. >Hours are good, interesting work.
  69. >Immortality.
  70. >Get to see what happens to your planet after you're gone and see if the world ends shortly after
  71. >Never does, apparently. Unless you're from that planet on the outer rim of the galaxy
  72. >Got eaten by a void-beast
  73. >Company got over 6 billion souls to deal with after that.
  74. >Rough week.
  75.  
  76. 2/17
  77.  
  78. >You lean against a tree and take in the view
  79. >It's a nice world, and all. But it's just so...
  80. >...Nice.
  81. >Too nice
  82. >No massive problems ever occur here
  83. >Not like on Earth, which was voted Stardate 30,000,000's Most Action Packed World.
  84. >So many stories on that world. So many things to see
  85. >With ponies it's just half an hour of "Oh, well that's a shame I guess I'll move on then."
  86. >See a familiar shape float up the hill
  87. >Nod at him when he sees you
  88. Sunslice
  89. >"Anon."
  90. Your job go on ok?
  91. >"Yeah, old age as usual. You're lucky to get workplace deaths. It sounds so much better than Age or Disease"
  92. >Age or Disease is the largest and most active part of the company, most new employees start there.
  93. Don't worry, man.
  94. >He raises an eyebrow at "man"
  95. You'll get promoted in a couple of decades.
  96. >"I hope so. I love the job and all, but I would kill for something more fun. Even just once to spice things up"
  97. >Pat him on the head
  98. Keep it up, Sunslice. You're a good worker
  99. >"So what are you doing now?"
  100. Ehh, I'm on break. Might take a look around. Never been in Ponyville before. See you around?
  101. >"Sure, have fun!"
  102. >Ponies and their fun
  103. >Take your leave and head back into town
  104. >You got about 5 hours to kill before your next job. Hopefully something interesting will happen before then.
  105.  
  106. 3/17
  107.  
  108. >You are Twilight Sparkle
  109. Ok, Spike. Remember, tell no one. This is strong magic.
  110. >"You know I won't, Twilight. Why do you keep telling me?"
  111. I'm just nervous. It's not every day you get a book like this. And I'm not sure the stuff in it is... Legal.
  112. >"Why, what are you going to try?"
  113. This spell here
  114. >Motion a hoof to a spell surrounded by depictions of skulls and exclamation marks
  115. >"Really? The most creepy looking spell in the whole book?"
  116. Nah. This isn't the creepiest. The Creature of Unfathomable Pleasure probably gets that award
  117. >Giggle as you make a note of that page in your head for later
  118. Ok. Lets go.
  119.  
  120. >You are Anon again
  121. >Walking through town you get a strange feeling coming from the large tree in the middle
  122. >Odd. You haven't felt uncertainty since you started this job 400 years ago
  123. >Decide to check it out
  124. >Walk through the walls and take note of the locked door and closed curtains
  125. >A unicorn and a dragon whelp are stood next to a book
  126. >The unicorn is casting a spell
  127. >That must be the source of the feeling
  128. >Also odd. You've never had this effect from any kind of magic. Even when the Warlocks of Ferrer dragged their own planet into the sun.
  129. >You're glad you got your ass out of there in time, powerful magic or not, nuclear fusion hurts like a bitch.
  130. >The unicorn strains and struggles
  131. >You chuckle
  132. Ohhh little one. What are you doing?
  133. >Suddenly the spell takes an unexpected turn as the purple aura around her horn goes black as night
  134.  
  135. 4/17
  136.  
  137. >If you felt uncertain before, now you're terrified
  138. >What the hell was in that book?
  139. >You try to escape but find yourself rooted by some unseen force
  140. >The magic flairs up even more and you are hit by a violent arc of magic straight from the unicorn
  141. >You fly backwards and hit the wall
  142. >You hit the wall. You didn't go through it.
  143. >Why did you hit the wall?
  144. >WHY DID YOU HIT THE FUCKING-
  145. >"Woah, who are you?"
  146. >The whelp is looking at you with eyes the size of saucers
  147. >The unicorn looks just as shocked
  148. >Oh god no
  149. >She didn't.
  150. >You were told this would never happen
  151. >"H-hello, sir. My name is Twilight Sparkle. Errr, what did you see?"
  152. I saw everything
  153. >Stand up and walk over to her
  154. >This is serious.
  155. It's very important that you send me back right now. I have a very important job I need doing.
  156. >"I- um. Well, see. Uhh"
  157. Just reverse the spell. Works every time.
  158. >"It's not that simple! This spell is the only one of it's kind. Which is why I decided to try it out. It can't BE reversed!"
  159. >Stare at her
  160. >She looks back, trying to avoid your gaze
  161. >The dragon is scratching his head
  162. >"I don't get it. Who are you again?"
  163. My name is Anon and I have a very important job. I don't care what you do, you WILL find a way to reverse that spell.
  164. >Turn and walk out the door
  165. >Look around and feel the wind on your face
  166. >Fuck's sake. This is the last thing you need, the boss is gonna be pissed.
  167. >All 1,000 of him
  168. >Fucking Hydragonians.
  169. >Walk to where you were leant against the tree before and sit down
  170. >Run a hand through your hair
  171. >How can this get any worse?
  172.  
  173. 5/17
  174.  
  175. >"Umm.. Excuse me... W-what are you?"
  176. >Lazily look over at the voice
  177. >A yellow pegasus is looking at you through her hair
  178. >She's pawing the ground nervously
  179. >"A-are you an angel?"
  180. >Laugh
  181. No, quite the opposite, my dear.
  182. >"Oh... Ok."
  183. >Look back at Ponyville
  184. >2 minutes pass when you look back at her
  185. >She's stood staring at you, drooling slightly
  186. What? Is there something on me?
  187. >Start stroking your face, searching for any problems
  188. >"N-no, nothing at all. I just umm..."
  189. >She blushes
  190. >"Y-you're beautiful"
  191. >What.
  192. What.
  193. >She shies away
  194. >Sigh
  195. Go on. What's your name?
  196. >"I'm Fluttershy"
  197. >FlutterSHY
  198. >No shit
  199. Well, Fluttershy. It was very nice to meet you. Now leave me alone
  200.  
  201. 6/17
  202.  
  203. >"O-oh I can't do that! You need somep0ny to look after y-you!"
  204. I'm quite capable of looking after myself.
  205. >"Just look at you... So cold and frightened of this big scary world... Just like me! We have so much in common!"
  206. >She's adopted this unnerving smile
  207. >Her wings are unfolding slightly
  208. >"Why, you won't even last the night! You poor thing."
  209. Stop it.
  210. >"D-don't worry. I know you're scared. But just come back with me to my cottage and you'll be safe. I'll make you some nice soup."
  211. >At those words, you feel hungry.
  212. >400 years of hunger, to be precise.
  213. >Jesus Christ it hurts
  214. >Sidenote: You actually met Jesus. He went far in the company. Hell of a nice guy.
  215. I'm not going anywhere with you. I'm going to get some food.
  216. >"B-but I can make you some"
  217. Look, I'm sure you're very nice, but right now you really need to give me some space and just leave me alone. I'm not interested in whatever sick fantasies you have planned out.
  218. >Walk away from her
  219. >Here her stammering
  220. >"B-b-but we're made for each other!"
  221. >Fucking creep
  222. >Pass a cafe and sit down
  223. >The ponies around you eye you nervously
  224. >So they should
  225. >You're 6 foot tall, have skin as white as flour and are dressed in a black cloak
  226. >You WOULD have a staff but those are only reserved for executives and senior members.
  227. >You're one promotion away from being one, this job was actually going to get you that promotion.
  228. >Though you're not sure about the other "perks" of being a senior member.
  229. >You lose all flesh and muscle and turn into a walking skeleton
  230. >Shit looks uncomfortable.
  231.  
  232. 7/17
  233.  
  234. >A waiter slowly walks over
  235. >He's visibly shaking
  236. >"C-can I t-take your order, S-sir?"
  237. >These ponies and stuttering
  238. Yes. I'll take a grass burger and some fries.
  239. >"C-certainly Sir"
  240. >He gallops back indoors
  241. >Sigh
  242. At least something interesting happened today...
  243. >"I'll say!"
  244. >Look up
  245. >A bright pink pony is sat in the chair opposite you
  246. And you are...?
  247. >"I'm Pinkie Pie! And you're new around here! So I gotta show you around Ponyville!"
  248. I already know my way around Ponyville
  249. >Her ears droop
  250. >"You... You're not new here? But how could I have missed you? I know everyp0ny in town"
  251. >She slams her head on the table and starts slapping the back of her head with her hooves
  252. >"Stupid stupid stupid!"
  253. >You feel like you should intervene, but you're so bored you'll take anything as a bit of entertainment.
  254. >A normal man would say that you should be excited to be technically alive again
  255. >But life sort of loses it's appeal after you've watched the death of entire planets
  256. >Kinda puts things into perspective and makes all the little things seem pointless
  257. >She keeps banging her head
  258. >See her forehead going bright red and the other ponies in the cafe are looking at her in a shocked and confused manner
  259.  
  260. 8/17
  261.  
  262. >Check your watch after 10 minutes
  263. >She's still going
  264. >"STUPID. STUPID. STUPID. STUPI-"
  265. Stop.
  266. >"Ok!"
  267. >She snaps back into an upright position, the red marks gone and her smile returned
  268. >That red mark shouldn't have just gone like that
  269. >Oh, she must be a Reality-shaper
  270. >Rare and powerful beings, those things.
  271. >They're often...
  272. >Pinkie Pie is licking an icecream from across the cafe with a 10ft tongue
  273. >...Perculiar.
  274. >The last one you ran into was able to see Grim Reapers in their spectral form
  275. >The executives went nuts trying to figure out if lifeforms were evolving to see Reapers or if it was just him.
  276. >They wouldn't stop screaming about Fourth Walls for months
  277. >Pinkie Pie watches your face carefully
  278. >"Sooo... What's with the getup?"
  279. You mean my cloak?
  280. >"Your everything"
  281. What do you mean?
  282. >"Your species is unknown to Ponykind, Your skin can't be that colour naturally and can only go that colour from lack of sunlight over a massive period of time, but the fact that you're here now means you must go outside often since you have an air of confidence I haven't seen before, it's almost like you're bored with life and have seen it all before, also your cloak is made of a strange and eerie substance that I can't identify, if I had to guess i'd say you weren't from this world."
  283. >Well. That caught you off guard
  284. And you would be correct, Pinkie Pie
  285. >Grin at her
  286. I am Death itself. The Grim Reaper
  287. >"Oh ok."
  288. >She stares at you blankly
  289. >Stare back, shocked
  290. >"Was kinda hoping you were an alien"
  291. >Gawp for the first time in 2.5 centuries
  292. >"Ah well. I can work with this. So, you want me to show you around?"
  293. S-sure
  294. >Holy shit this pony.
  295. >Fucking Reality Shapers
  296.  
  297. 9/17
  298.  
  299. >Forget your burger entirely, much to the joy of the cafe customers and staff, and follow Pinkie
  300. >"Aaaaand this is my house!" She says after a grand tour of every single spot in Ponyville
  301. >Check your watch
  302. >She did this in 10 minutes
  303. >Her blatant disregard for the laws of reality would make the League of Shapers have a fit
  304. >Thank gods it's not your problem.
  305. >"Wanna meet my friends?"
  306. >She wiggles her rear in the air playfully and grins at you
  307. >Not like you're going anywhere anytime soon
  308. Sure
  309. >"Great! I'll go get them!"
  310. >Blink
  311. >She's stood infront of you beaming with 5 other ponies, 2 of which you've already met
  312. >Oh yeah. The League is going to go mad when they hear about this one.
  313. >"Soooo this is Applejack!"
  314. >"Uhh, hi."
  315. >"This is Rarity!"
  316. >"My my, what fabric is that?"
  317. >"This is Rainbow Dash!"
  318. >"Do you even sunbathe?"
  319. >"This is Twilight!"
  320. Go anywhere in your research?
  321. >"No... Sorry..."
  322. >Unfazed, Pinkie Continues
  323. >"This is Fluttershy!"
  324. >"Hello again Anon"
  325. 5ft distance minimum, Fluttershy.
  326. >"AAaaand this is Pinkie Pie!"
  327. >"Hi Anon!"
  328. Hel-
  329. >Pinkie Pie falls over, she was cardboard.
  330. >The real one is on your head as a warm, fluffy pink hat
  331. >"So waddya think, Anny?"
  332.  
  333. 10/17
  334.  
  335. Never call me that again.
  336. Rarity and Applejack, it's lovely to meet you.
  337. >Rarity smiles and bows slightly before you
  338. >Applejack lifts her hat up and scrutinizes you
  339. >"Hmm... Ah don't trust him"
  340. >The other 5 gasp
  341. >"What? Ah don't. He looks strange."
  342. >Twilight turns on her
  343. >"AJ! Haven't you learned anything from Zecora? Never judge a book by it's cover! I bet Anon is a gentle soul underneath that harsh looking exterior."
  344. I'm the Grim Reaper, Twilight.
  345. >"...Oh."
  346. And Applejack, I agree with you. I wouldn't trust me either. That's quite a good judgement you've got there
  347. >Smile at her
  348. >She smiles back
  349. >"Oh, alright. Ah suppose you're not all bad. Even if you are the spirit of death"
  350. >Her face darkens
  351. >"You ain't come for mah Granny, have ya?"
  352. Nope
  353. >"Great!"
  354. >She flashes a smile then trots off
  355. >"Ah was workin' when Pinkie stole me. So I gotta get back. Nice meetin' you Anon!"
  356. You too!
  357. >Turn back to the other 5
  358. She's nice.
  359. >Rarity speaks up
  360. >"Anon, what IS that fabric? I just can't place a match!"
  361. >Look at your cloak
  362. >You'll admit. It's a disturbing substance, but you can't leave her hanging
  363. This cloak is made of Destoromite. It's a rare and indestructible material taken from the insides of dying stars. It's technically not a fabric, it's a complicated weave of nano-fibres that gives off the illusion of fabric. Despite it's nature it's a lightweight material that can absorb pretty much everything from water to fire and deadly radiation.
  364. >"Ah, I thought as much"
  365. >OK WHAT THE FUCK.
  366. Seriously?
  367. >"I'm a fashion expert, darling. It's my job to know these things"
  368. >All you can do is stammer for words
  369.  
  370. 11/17
  371.  
  372. >Rarity bids farewell and strolls off
  373. God damn.
  374. >Twilight speaks up
  375. >"Hello again, Anon. Listen, I'm going to give my notes to Princess Celestia and Princess Luna to see if they can help"
  376. Sounds good. Let me know if you get anything.
  377. >"Will do. Bye!"
  378. >She teleports away
  379. >Pinkie Pie gasps
  380. >Shitting fuck you forgot she was lying on your head
  381. >She's lighter than air
  382. >"I LEFT THE OVEN ON!"
  383. >Then she's gone, disappeared quicker than Twilight did.
  384. >You make a note to file a report to the League when you get back. They'll want to know about this before it gets any worse.
  385. >That leaves you and...
  386. >Oh.
  387. >"S-so umm... Are you going to take me to heaven, mister death?"
  388. There's no such thing as heaven.
  389. >"Oh... Are you going to strike me down with your long hard staff?"
  390. I don't get a staff until I get a promotion.
  391. >"Oh... Are you going to tell me your fetish?"
  392. My what now?
  393. >"Y-your fetish... Everyp0ny has one. If you guess it, then you can love that person forever and ever!"
  394. And you love me because....?
  395. >"We're made for each other!"
  396. I'm an immortal spirit of the afterlife.
  397. >"I'm the living embodiment of a powerful and ancient magic"
  398. I've lived for over 400 years and have witnessed the death of an entire galactic empire
  399. >"I once saved Angel from a falling twig"
  400. I have seen the processing of thousands of souls, and watched an untold number of lifeforms be born, grow old and then die.
  401. >"I can do this"
  402. >She turns around and presents her vagina
  403. >It doesn't phase you
  404. >She winks
  405. >That does
  406. Fucking hell, Fluttershy. Do you do this with everyone you meet?
  407. >"Only the ones I love"
  408. And how many people is that?
  409. >"Just you"
  410.  
  411. 12/17
  412.  
  413. Oh.
  414. >You both stand there for a while
  415. >You have long since transcended the need to feel meagre feelings like "awkwardness" and "sympathy"
  416. >That was a lie
  417. >This is awkward as fuck. You can actually smell spaghetti in the air. You weren't even aware they had the stuff on this world. But you can definitely smell Ragoo
  418. >"A-are awkward pauses your fetish?"
  419. Shut up
  420. >"Are ponies your fetish?"
  421. Shut up.
  422. >"Are-"
  423. I DON'T HAVE A FETISH, WOMAN.
  424. >"what-man?"
  425. >Feel a vein bulge
  426. >You miss being dead
  427. >Turn around and just walk away
  428. >Hear her run up behind you
  429. >"Wait! Don't leave! I'll get there eventually!"
  430. >Walk around all day. Fluttershy trying to guess your fetish the entire time
  431. >You haven't felt rage like this in a long time.
  432. >Your fists are clenched and you're grinding your teeth so much you fear they might crack under the pressure
  433. >"Is anger your fetish?"
  434. >Fall to your knees and throw your head back
  435. >Scream at the heavens for about 15 seconds
  436. >Fluttershy cowers in fear
  437. >Thank gods for that, she might leave you alone now
  438. >Stand up and carry on walking
  439. >Everything is peaceful
  440. >Just you and this... nice... little town
  441. >Nothing to be mad about, Anon.
  442. >Just hold on until Twilight finds the fix for this mess
  443.  
  444. 13/17
  445.  
  446. >Then there's the boss
  447. >He's gonna be pissed. You were meant to be at a job 3 hours ago.
  448. >If a spirit is left unattended for too long it results in a haunting.
  449. >Once a place is haunted it's out of the Company's hands. They're stuck on that world out of your reach, only when mortals band together and exorcise them can they move on.
  450. >Some of them take 100s of years to exorcise
  451. >Shudder to imagine 100 years of being stuck in the same place
  452. >Unable to rest
  453. >Unable to eat or sleep
  454. >Your death replaying in your mind over and over again for a century
  455. >An existence of pure suffering
  456. >"Are deep thoughts your fetish"
  457. >Yeah, kind of like yours now
  458. Turn around and raise your fist at Fluttershy
  459. >She squeaks
  460. >"L-lovers d-don't h-hurt each other!"
  461. >She's trembling violently, waiting for you to hit her, but holding her ground
  462. >She's got balls, you'll give her that.
  463. >You're not exactly the most comforting thing in the universe to look at, and you can only imagine how scary you look when you're angry.
  464. >Sadly, you can't hit her.
  465. >Because that's against the rules
  466. >That one fucking rule
  467. >The one rule that every Reaper is taught when they first start, but will never even acknowledge because there's no way it can happen
  468. >"Don't hurt the living"
  469.  
  470. 14/17
  471.  
  472. >See, if Reapers went around punching everything, things would get bad. Lifeforms just dropping dead in the streets is one thing, but the spirits that are released after death will know what has happened
  473. >Enough spirits get killed like that, and they could start a spirit-world civil war.
  474. >It's actually happened before, when the Company introduced longer shifts
  475. >200 years of long and bloody war over 30 minutes of extra working time.
  476. >Spirits can be assholes at times.
  477. >But fortunately you can't actually hurt the living in a spectral state, even if they touch you, like when the pony walked through you earlier today
  478. >But if a Reaper was to somehow become physical in the world of the living?
  479. >If that Reaper went around hurting everything he saw?
  480. >Well, lets just say the Company has a no-tolerance policy with that kind of thing.
  481. >Sigh and keep walking. It's not worth the risk
  482. >You'll probably be out of here by the end of the day anyway
  483. >As night falls you stop by the treehouse and knock
  484. >Spike opens the door to see a tall, gaunt, white skinned alien wearing a black cloak glaring down at him
  485. >He faints on the spot
  486. >Step over him and go to find Twilight
  487. Twilight?
  488. >She appears from under a pile of old looking books and scrolls
  489. >"Anon! Great news!"
  490. >Sit down infront of her
  491. >"The Princesses have said that this has happened before, though last time it was a Pale Pony, which actually sparked the old folk tale of the Pale Pony of Death!"
  492. So they can fix it?
  493. >"Yep! They even showed me how! Just stand right here and I'll get started"
  494. >Smile
  495. >You knew she'd come through
  496.  
  497.  
  498. 15/17
  499.  
  500. >That was a lie.
  501. >You were terrified that you'd have to spend the rest of your long, long life trapped on this world with that "thing" following you
  502. >"Here we go! It was great meeting you, Anon. I wish you could stay longer. I could learn so much about the universe from you."
  503. >She falters for a second
  504. >Then looks back up
  505. >"But the Princess said that if I don't send you back she'd publish my journal in the newspaper"
  506. What's so important about your journal?
  507. >"Nothing! Nothing at all!"
  508. >Spike waddles on by eating a donut, you don't even remember him waking up
  509. >"It's full of badly drawn pictures of her and Celestia having sex"
  510. >Raise an eyebrow
  511. >Twilight goes red and flustered
  512. >"L-lets just get this over with."
  513. >She begins casting a spell
  514. >The purple aura glows and you see sweat already start to form on her forehead
  515. >Must be one hell of a spell
  516. >Unlike before, this spell fills you with hope instead of dread
  517. >The aura goes black once more and you feel a sense of calm wash over you
  518. >Twilight is grunting and struggling as hard as she can
  519. >The spell reaches it's climax and you get lifted into the air by magical energies
  520. >Fall on your ass
  521. >Look at Twilight
  522. >She looks right through you
  523. >"D-did it work? Anon? Are you there?"
  524. >Smile
  525. >Pat her on the head
  526. >She shudders and looks around frantically
  527. >Remove your hand
  528. >"I uhh. Guess that means yes. Bye, Anon! If uhh, you're still here listening to me"
  529. >Shake your head and walk through the wall and into the night
  530. >Stroll through a nighttime Ponyville
  531. >No one in the streets but you
  532. >Look around at the town
  533. >It really isn't that bad once you get used to it
  534. >Ponies are still weird, and you need to report Pinkie Pie. But it's pretty great.
  535.  
  536. 16/17
  537.  
  538. >Walk to the tree where you sat this morning
  539. >Fluttershy is there
  540. >She's crying
  541. >"I-I just wanted to love somep0ny..."
  542. >Shrug and carry on walking
  543. >She's not your problem
  544. >Hear a voice shout "OH COME ON" from the bush
  545. >Look around
  546. >Sunslice walks up to you
  547. >"You're just gonna leave it like that?! Come on, man!"
  548. Were you watching me all day?
  549. >"Well- uhh... Yeah."
  550. >You don't blame him. It was probably funny to watch
  551. >"Sooo, you're not going to say goodbye?"
  552. How can I? I'm dead again.
  553. >"Oh yeah."
  554. Yeah.
  555. >"Kind of uhh, Anticlimactic, don't you think?"
  556. Yup.
  557. >Both stand there for a while
  558. >"Wanna get a drink?"
  559. Yes.
  560. >Both walk down the path and fade into thin air
  561. >Leaving Equestria behind
  562. >Leaving Curious unicorns behind
  563. >Leaving Reality Shaping bakers behind
  564. >Leaving Fashionistas who know way too much behind
  565. >Leaving Down-to-earth farmers behind
  566. >Leaving Sunbathing pegasi behind
  567. >And leaving behind creepy stalkers who believe in love in first site, even when confronted with an angel of death.
  568.  
  569. >Huh. "Angel"
  570. >Sounds pretty good when you say it like that.
  571. >Who said Angel again?
  572. >Oh yeah.
  573. >Fucking Fluttershy
  574.  
  575. 17/17
  576. The End
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