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[FLUTTERRAPE] Catacombs

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 05:23:53 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 8th, 2012
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  4. >Day 92 in Equestia
  5. >"And here we have the Canterlot Catacombs!"
  6. >You look at the entrance to the underground complex, several signs and guards protecting it
  7. >The tour guide continues
  8. >"These catacombs were built under Canterlot after it was first built, and have stood undisturbed for thousands of years! Some archaeologists theorise that it goes right into the heart of the mountain!"
  9. >"Not even our fair princesses know how deep it goes, since the pony that designed it died shortly after it's creation and an unfortunate incident provoked the princesses into closing it off to the public."
  10. >"As a result, nop0ny has ever gone inside. It's unsure why they were even built but you can't deny that they're a marvellous sight to behold!"
  11. >You take in the entrance
  12. >It's a huge cavern carved right into Canterlot Mountain, a massive gaping maw that leads into a mysterious black abyss.
  13. >You stand with your arms folded, squinting at the ancient markings above the entrance and the stone pillars supporting it
  14. >You shudder to imagine what could have caused the construction of such a gargantuan project
  15. >"Come along, everyp0ny! Over here we can see the base of Canterlot Castle!"
  16. >You catch up to the tour group.
  17. >Twilight recommended it after she found out your love of History
  18. >So far it's been spectacular, some of these stone constructs would make even the Egyptians blush
  19. >You bump into a pony
  20. >Or she bumps into you
  21. >You're not sure
  22. >But you look down and see that it's the same pony who bumped into you the last 40 times today
  23. Please, ma'am. Mind where you're going
  24. >"Ja! Do not vorry, Monsieur, I vill be mort careful in da future."
  25. >What the fuck kind of accent was that?
  26.  
  27.  
  28. 1/15
  29.  
  30. >Shake your head and continue on the tour
  31. >You swear you know that pony from somewhere, you just can't put your finger on it.
  32. >The tour group continues for another hour
  33. >You and the rest of them "oooh" and "aaah" at the various sights.
  34. >These ponies are expert stone mason.
  35. >Who'd a guessed it?
  36. >As the tour enters a small building at the base of the castle foundations, you notice the pony who bumped you looking over the edge of a cliff
  37. >She begins to teeter on the edge
  38. >Panic fills you as you run from the group and grab her by the haunches before she can go over
  39. >Drag her back by her rear and make sure she's ok
  40. What were you thinking?!
  41. >"Hark, Fair traveller! I was just stopping for a spot of tea and biscuits when I noticed that rather fetching drop over there. I just thought I should poke my nose in and see what it was like"
  42. >So now she's a sophisticated British person.
  43. >Wonderful
  44. Look, just be more careful around cliffs. You don't have wings and neither do I, I can't save you if you go over.
  45. >"Not to worry, mate. Ya'r a fine fella', I tell you that now. I'm right chuffed that you grabbed me arse when ya' did or I would have been a proper pancake!"
  46. >She prances off back to the tour group
  47. >You sit on the grass, utterly dumbfounded for a second
  48. >Shake your head and stand up, turning back to the tour group to watch the mare return
  49. >Something about the way she walks... Who IS that?
  50. >You can't tell under all the clothes she's wearing
  51. >The tour carries on into midday and you all settle down to eat some refreshments and talk about the tour
  52. >You're sat at a bench eating some sandwiches when a certain mare joins you
  53.  
  54. 2/15
  55.  
  56. >"Yo waddup, homes?"
  57. ...Hey
  58. >The mare is sat across from you, eating a nutrient bar and making random gang signs
  59. >She's still dressed in her outfit though
  60. >A top hat, a monocle, a gold neck chain, polkadot socks and a bright blue jacket that covers most of her back
  61. >She looks like a walking fashion disaster
  62. >You're glad Rarity isn't here or she would have just let her drop off the cliff before
  63. >"Aight. So check it. Me and my boys are gonna fuck around this here group, ya' dig?"
  64. I... dig?
  65. >"Nice. Better watch yo back, nigga. Shit's about to get cray cray up in here"
  66. >She leaves, humming what sounds like "Where da hood at" by DMX
  67. >You stare blankly at where she was just sat, trying to piece together what she just said
  68. >You try to finish your sandwich when you hear several screams from your right
  69. >Looking around you see the mare charging into the lunch area, flanked by a pack of Bears wearing gold chains and backwards facing baseball caps
  70. >Jesus Christ
  71. >The bears and the mare start flipping tables and harassing old mares with their new generation ghetto ways
  72. >You stare in stunned silence
  73. >The mare looks at you and taps a bear on the shoulder
  74. >"Yo, big B. Check out the monkey. Let's fuck his shit"
  75. >HA. YEAH. NAH.
  76. >Run like hell out of the lunch area
  77. >Hear the mare screaming after you and the roars of several angry gangsta-bears
  78. >Run for about 5 minutes until you see some guards
  79. HEY! OVER HERE! HELP!
  80. >The guards look at you
  81. >Then see the bears
  82. >They charge the oncoming mob and begin beating the law into those beatnick hooligans and their strange music
  83. >While the Royal Canterlot Guard and a pack of misunderstood bears tangle, you notice what they were guarding
  84. >The Canterlot Catacombs
  85.  
  86. 3/15
  87.  
  88. >Hear someone clear their throat behind you
  89. >Turn and see the mare glaring at you
  90. >"Yo you got some nerve, good sir."
  91. WHAT ACCENT IS THAT?
  92. >"Umm... I uhh- L-look, just h-hand over all your money, please."
  93. >Hang on a second
  94. >The cogs start turning
  95. >Before you can reach a conclusion the mare tackles you
  96. >You both start rolling over each other, each trying to beat the other into submission
  97. >Rolling past some warning signs
  98. >Don't notice
  99. >Keep trying to throw the crazy mare off you
  100. >Finally manage to kick her off
  101. >Look around
  102. >It's dark
  103. >Look to the left
  104. >See the outside world and the backs of several signs
  105. >Hear distant roars in the distance and screams for backup
  106. >Look back to the mare
  107. >She's got some kind of large box with a red button
  108. >Raise an eyebrow
  109. >Look back at the pillars holding up the front
  110. >Realise that they're covered in dynamite
  111. HOW DID YOU EVEN-
  112. >The mare pushes the button
  113. >Your ears pop and you're thrown backwards, deeper into the cave as the explosives detonate, bringing the entrance down and sealing you in behind several thousand tons of rock
  114. >Now you're trapped inside an ancient catacombs that no one knows about
  115. >With a Cockney-Upper-Class-Gangster
  116.  
  117. 4/15
  118.  
  119. >Stand up groaning and rubbing your back
  120. >The mare is also a bit dazed, but still down
  121. >You hobble over to her and kick her in the shoulder
  122. Get up.
  123. >She shakily gets up
  124. >"D-did it w-work?"
  125. >Look around
  126. >Torches lit by magical fires light up the interior of the caverns, providing a feeble amount of light, but enough to see where you're going
  127. If you wanted to trap us in an ancient crypt, yeah. I guess it did work. Well done, retard.
  128. >"T-that's not very nice, mister"
  129. >She starts taking off her clothes
  130. >Yellow mane
  131. >Pink hair
  132. >Timid expression
  133. >You swear you know this pony from somewhere
  134. >She looks at you expectantly
  135. >You look back with a confused expression
  136. >She notices her small black moustache and hastily removes it
  137. >FUCKING
  138. FLUTTERSHY.
  139. >"eep!"
  140. >Tackle her
  141. >"Oh my~"
  142. WHY THE FUCK DID YOU DO THIS?
  143. >"S-so being trapped under Canterlot Mountain isn't your fetish?"
  144. >Feel your eye twitch madly
  145. You have exactly 10 seconds to get me out of here before I break every bone in your body
  146. >"b-but"
  147. One.
  148. >"I-I can't!"
  149. Four.
  150. >"Wait! you m-missed 3 numbers!"
  151. NINE.
  152. >"PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!"
  153. TEN.
  154.  
  155. 5/15
  156.  
  157. >If anyone was stood outside the collapsed entrance, they would probably hear a faint shouting coming from inside
  158. >Rather than the common cries for "help" or "is anybody out there" they would instead hear something not a lot of people say when trapped.
  159. I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU
  160. >"PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
  161. >You chase Fluttershy around in a big circle
  162. >Tears stream down her face as she runs for her life
  163. >"I-I CAN PUT IT RIGHT! I CAN FIX THIS!"
  164. THEY'LL NEED TO FIX YOU WHEN I'M DONE
  165. >She unfurls her wings and takes off to the roof of the cave
  166. >"Now, mister, I'm sure you're very angry. But you need to calm down and relax. You can't get me up here so let's take a deep breath, and- AH!"
  167. >You narrowly miss her face with a stone
  168. >You pick up another and hurl it at her
  169. >Fuelled by an anger that only you can feel, you continue to throw stones and pebbles at the yellow demon
  170. >"Anon- AH!, Darling Pleas- EEK!, Just calm- AAAH!"
  171. STOP FUCKING MOVING AND LET ME BREAK YOU
  172. >This goes on for another 45 minutes
  173. >Eventually you drop to the floor in tired defeat, your throwing arm aching
  174. >Fluttershy, not used to such prolonged flight, falls out of the air and starts panting for breath
  175. >You both look at each other from the floor, you glaring daggers and her smiling at you
  176. >"Is... Rock... Throwing... Your fetish?"
  177. >You would strangle her, but you're far too tired to even clench your fist
  178. >Instead you give up and drift off into an exhaustion induced slumber
  179.  
  180. 6/15
  181.  
  182. >Wake up to the feeling of something wet on your face
  183. >Water? A leak in the roof?
  184. >Open your eyes slightly
  185. >Fluttershy sloppily licking your face like a dog
  186. >She's making sure to get as much dribble on you as possible
  187. >"O-oh, hello, Anon! Did you sleep well?"
  188. >She blushes
  189. >"Did you dream about me?"
  190. >Stare at her for 10 seconds, your face bearing absolutely no emotion whatsoever
  191. >"Is that a yes?"
  192. >Push her off you and stand up
  193. Ok, Fluttershy. Listen up.
  194. >She stands to attention and smiles up at you
  195. These catacombs are massive, but there must be more than one entrance. I vote we go and find another one.
  196. >"G-go deeper into the cave? Ooh... But it's scary in here!"
  197. You weren't thinking about this very much when you strapped dynamite to the pillars, were you?
  198. >"Not really. I was too caught up thinking about your hot di-"
  199. Ok then. Well I'm going to go find and exit.
  200. >Walk over to a wall and pull off a torch
  201. >Blow the flame out
  202. >After a second it sparks up again, just as fierce as before
  203. >Yeah. Magic fire. Thank god for that.
  204. >Head deeper into the catacombs.
  205. >You nervously walk down the corridors, searching for any sign of another entrance, from the sound of wind to the smell of fresh air
  206. >Stop at a split in the path
  207. >Fluttershy bumps into your legs
  208. >"A-are we outside yet?"
  209. What do you think?
  210. >"I think this is a big dream and this is the part you strip off and make me a mare in these halls"
  211. That's not the answer I was looking for
  212. >"I want you to fu-"
  213. I GET IT.
  214. >Look at the section between the split
  215. Looks like ancient pony text. Can you read it?
  216. >"I can. But it'll cost you"
  217.  
  218. 7/15
  219.  
  220. >Sigh
  221. What do you want...
  222. >"Just give me a kiss on the cheek. That's all"
  223. >Lean down and lightly peck her on the cheek
  224. >She giggles madly and her wings spring up
  225. Yeah yeah. Now read it
  226. >"I can't"
  227. >She beams up at you
  228. >"B-but you're more than welcome to kiss me some more"
  229. >You kick her down one corridor and walk down the other
  230. >Mumble to yourself as you walk
  231. Fucking Fluttershy... Stupid Horse... Damnable Equine...
  232. >Come to another stop
  233. >An arrow pointing right is accompanied by a depiction of a snake
  234. >An arrow pointing left is accompanied by a depiction of a skeletal pony
  235. >Well that's an easy choice
  236. >You go right
  237. >You used to keep Snakes as a kid, you're fine around them
  238. >Enter a large chamber with a door at far end
  239. >The room is large and rectangular, with a sizable hole in the left-hand side
  240. Huh.
  241. >Walk towards to door at the end
  242. >Passing through the centre of the room and past the hole, you hear a faint hissing sound
  243. >Stop and look around
  244. >Wave the torch to try and see more
  245. >Nothing
  246. >Carry on walking when you hear it again
  247. >This time it's much louder and you hear a slight groaning, like when metal is put under a lot of strain.
  248. >Turn and look back at the hole
  249. >A pair of giant yellow eyes stare back at you
  250. Holy mother of god.
  251.  
  252. 8/15
  253.  
  254. >The eyes move towards you
  255. >Turns out they're attached to a snake, as expected
  256. >A snake of incredible proportions slithers out of the pipe and rears up in front of you
  257. >It's easily 10 times taller than you at full height, and it's fangs are dripping with venom so potent that it sizzles when it makes contact with the floor
  258. >You're petrified by it's eyes, they seem to stare into your soul and root you to the spot
  259. >Hear a sudden scream from the entrance to the room
  260. >Both you and the snake snap your heads around and look at the culprit
  261. >Fluttershy stands in the doorway, her face a visage of pure terror
  262. >"A-ANON! THAT'S A BASILISK! RUN!"
  263. >Her voice snaps you out of your trance just in time
  264. >The basilisk's mouth shoots forward and takes a chunk out of the thin air where you were just stood
  265. >It roars in frustration and follows you
  266. >Your chest is burning as you run as fast as you can towards the exit
  267. >Fluttershy soars over your head towards the door and pulls it open
  268. >"Hurry!"
  269. >Another roar from behind causes you to speed up even faster than you thought you could run and you dive through the door, sliding on the floor behind it
  270. >Fluttershy closes the door behind you both just as the basilisk's head slams into it
  271. >The stone door shudders but holds
  272. >The impact makes the place shake slightly and dust falls from the ceiling
  273. >You pant for breath and clutch your burning chest
  274. >Fluttershy lands next to you and nuzzles your face
  275. >"Oh Anon! I was so worried! You scared that poor Basilisk so much!"
  276. You what?! I was nearly eaten alive!
  277. >"Don't be like that, he was just as scared of you as you were of it"
  278. >She smiles at you
  279. >You're beginning to hate that smile
  280. >Her hoof moves towards your crotch but you slap her away and stand up
  281. Lets just keep moving.
  282.  
  283. 9/15
  284.  
  285. >You both walk in silence down the corridor, the light of the torch your only source of sanity down here
  286. >Eventually you come to a set of 3 doors
  287. >Over each is a symbol like those before
  288. >Over the first is a depiction of a flame
  289. >The second bears a drop of liquid, possibly water
  290. >The third and final shows several flowing lines, based on the other two you guess that it must be wind
  291. >Turn to Fluttershy
  292. Well, we have a fine selection of death here.
  293. >She whimpers
  294. We have burnt alive, drowned, or blown to death
  295. >She perks up at the last one
  296. >"Do you want to be blo-"
  297. Shut up. Just tell me which you want
  298. >"I-I want to blow you"
  299. >Sign
  300. So the third door then. I suppose it's better than the other two. Lets go
  301. >You pull open the third door and step through, Fluttershy close behind you
  302. >The room you now stand in is, for the lack of a better word: Awesome.
  303. >A colossal circular room surrounds you
  304. >You and Fluttershy are stood on a small ledge over looking what seems to be a bottomless pit
  305. >You look up and no ceiling, it just goes on
  306. Ponies... Built... This...
  307. >Fluttershy looks just as awestruck as you are
  308. >"W-what do you think we have to do?"
  309. >Oh cool, she's getting into it. Maybe she'll actually be of help now
  310. >Survey the room and see platforms, like the one you're stood on all around the room
  311. >They're laid out in a fashion so that they look like steps
  312. >They just have a gap in between each one
  313. >And a bottomless pit if you miss it
  314.  
  315. 10/15
  316.  
  317. >Your eyes fall on the nearest platform
  318. >Gulp, take a deep breath, and jump onto it
  319. >It's completely solid
  320. >Sigh in relief
  321. >Turn back to speak to Fluttershy but watch as the platform she's stood on gives way and crumbles underneath her
  322. >She squeals and takes flight, hovering over where the platform just was
  323. >She looks sheepishly at you
  324. >"S-sorry"
  325. >Only Fluttershy would say sorry
  326. >Shake your head and jump onto the next platform
  327. >Just as you thought, the platform you leapt from gives way.
  328. >Guess you've chosen your direction now.
  329. >Onwards and upwards.
  330. >You start jumping from platform to platform, ascending higher and higher
  331. >Fluttershy hovers next to you the entire time
  332. >You look up after about 20 minutes of this and see what you think is the ceiling, lit up by a distant torch that you couldn't make out from where you used to be stood
  333. >"H-how much higher?"
  334. Just up there. How are you for energy?
  335. >"I'm fine..."
  336. >Continue upwards, stopping for breaks from time to time with Fluttershy until you reach the top
  337. >You jump onto the final platform and watch the one you jumped from crumble
  338. >Stare at the doorway in front of you, along with the torch you saw before
  339. >"Wow, Anon. You're sweaty. Umm, w-want me to lick it off?"
  340. >Ignore her and head into the doorway, torch in hand.
  341. >The torch is now your only friend in this hellhole
  342. >But you went directly up for so long, you have to be close to the top now
  343. >Come to another sign
  344. >This one has a piece of reflective glass embedded in the rock
  345. >A grimy looking human and a tired, ruffled pony stare back
  346. >"Mirrors?"
  347. Only one way to find out
  348. >You both step through the door
  349.  
  350. 11/15
  351.  
  352. >A small room greets you
  353. >In the middle is a tall mirror, stood on it's end, no doubt supported by magic of some kind
  354. >You and Fluttershy both walk over to it
  355. >You look at each other for a second before peering into it
  356. >Your feel light-headed for a second and blink several times to try and focus yourself
  357. >After the first blink you look around and see
  358. >...Your room?
  359. >Not your Equestrian room, your Earth room
  360. >You're back home!
  361. >You cheer and shout for a while and throw open the curtains
  362. >Cars and busy streets meet you
  363. >You feel tears streaming down your face and you feel a sense of euphoria wash over you
  364. >Run over to the bedroom door and throw it open
  365. >Practically throw yourself out the front door and breathe in that sweet carbon-dioxide filled air
  366. >Home
  367. >You're actually home
  368. >"Hey, what are you so happy about?"
  369. >Look down and see a chubby little boy eating an icecream
  370. >He regards you with a nervous look
  371. >You admit you must look a little bit crazy, covered in grime and grinning like a madman
  372. >But you're just so happy to be back
  373. Everything's gonna be ok, kid. Life has never been sweeter
  374.  
  375. 12/15
  376.  
  377. >Walk down the bustling streets and grin at everyone that you see
  378. >Hear a taxi-cab driver screaming and two teenagers laughing in a nearby cafe
  379. >Stop walking and smile
  380. >Close your eyes and tilt your head back, feeling the sun on your face
  381. >Open them to look at the beautiful blue sky
  382. >A dark, musty stone roof looks back
  383. >Realisation hits you
  384. >Look down and see the reality you thought you knew crumble and shatter like glass
  385. >You find yourself staring at the mirror
  386. >Your face is one of utter confusion and anger
  387. >About to scream when you notice Fluttershy next to you
  388. >She's still looking into the mirror
  389. >You're angry that you got pulled in like that, but you're still curious about what Fluttershy must be seeing
  390. >Watch her for a while
  391. >She's wearing a small smile and looks completely at peace
  392. >Place your head right next to hers and look at the mirror
  393. >Sure enough, you see what she sees
  394. >Herself and you
  395. >Sat on a sofa
  396. >Reading
  397. >That's all
  398. >You look back at her
  399. >Then back at the illusion
  400. >You're just sat there reading. No words. No crazy monkey sex. Just the two of you, sat in each other's company.
  401. >Fakeshy looks at Fakeanon
  402. >"Good book?"
  403. >Fakeanon smiles back and strokes her mane for a second, eliciting a happy sigh from Fakeshy
  404. >"Yup."
  405. >Well this is weird
  406. >Shake the real Fluttershy and whisper into her ear
  407. It's not real, we have to go.
  408. >She instantly snaps out of it and looks around frantically
  409. >"B-but where is.... oh..."
  410. >Her ears flatten and she looks on the verge of tears
  411. Hey, it's ok.
  412. >Pull her into a hug
  413.  
  414. 13/15
  415.  
  416. >She softly weeps into your shoulder for a while
  417. >"But we were so happy..."
  418. I know, I know. But we have to keep moving. This mirror is evil, it preys on...
  419. >Sigh
  420. ...Our deepest desires
  421. >Fluttershy looks up at you with a tear-streaked face
  422. >"A-are you ok?"
  423. Yeah. I'm fine. Lets go.
  424. >Walk past the mirror and continue onwards
  425. >That last room really took it out of you
  426. >You feel emotionally and physically drained
  427. >But you have to keep moving, there's no way in hell you're dying down here
  428. >You don't even know how long you've been down here
  429. >Walk through a doorway and are greeted by yet another room
  430. >This time there's set of stairs in the middle, and a tablet to the side
  431. >Walk over to it
  432. >It depicts ponies walking up the stairs to be greeted by... The sun and the moon?
  433. >You ponder this for a second
  434. >So it's like a stairway to the heavens?
  435. >Your mind recalls a long forgotten tune as you think
  436. >You hum to the tune absent-mindedly
  437. >Fluttershy taps you on the leg
  438. >"Umm, I think we just need to walk up it."
  439. >You look at her then the stairs
  440. >Nowhere else to go
  441. >You both proceed up the stairs
  442. >As you get closer to the top you hear voices and smell exotic scents
  443. >You look at Fluttershy and she looks at you
  444. >You're both tired, hungry, dirty and drained from this whole experience
  445. >And strangely, you feel almost like you've bonded together
  446. >Fluttershy isn't looking at you hungrily anymore
  447. >She seems... Normal. Like she's had enough and just wants this to end
  448. >You reach the top of the staircase and see a dead end
  449. >On the wall facing you you see the same Sun symbol
  450. >You feel like you've seen it before but you don't know where
  451.  
  452. 14/15
  453.  
  454. Hey, Fluttershy. What IS this symbol?
  455. >She looks at it for a second
  456. >"Oh, that's the cutie mark of the royal princess, Celestia."
  457. >As soon as she said Celestia the wall faded into thin air and your jaw drops
  458. >You look out into the room and several ponies look back at you
  459. >"Where... Did you just come from?"
  460. >Celestia and her council gawp at you as you and Fluttershy walk out of the wall, covered in dirt and gasping for air.
  461. >Look out the window
  462. >Yep. You're in Canterlot Castle
  463. >Look back at the Princess
  464. You don't wanna know.
  465.  
  466. 15/15
  467. The End
/FLUTTERRAPE/

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