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Celestia's snusnu

By PussyHitler
Created: 2022-08-16 08:03:31
Expiry: Never

  1. 1.
    >be you, Anon McAnonson
  2. 2.
    >you were accidentally teleported across time and space and ended up in Equestria
  3. 3.
    >you've been here for a few months now and made some good friends
  4. 4.
    >chief among them is Princess Celestia herself, who loved your casual behavior and took to having you around just to piss off the nobility
  5. 5.
    >one day, "Celly" calls you into her chambers
  6. 6.
    >she tells you about the birds and the bees
  7. 7.
    >you tell her you know this shit already. You dumb?
  8. 8.
    >she laughs at her flippant attitude and skips to the point
  9. 9.
    >her estrus is coming up and she wants to fuck
  10. 10.
    >however, she makes a point of informing you that in the heat of... heat... she loses all self-control
  11. 11.
    >while she promises you the best fuck of your life, she can't guarantee your safety
  12. 12.
    >after all, The Royal Plot has broken the pelvises of lesser stallions
  13. 13.
    >it's even killed a few
  14. 14.
    >she considers this a point of pride, but wanted you to have all the facts
  15. 15.
    >what do you do?
  16. 16.
    >do you accept the risks, or do you turn dat ass down?
  17. 17.
    > Think to self in contemplation
  18. 18.
    > "Anon it's fine if you do-"
  19. 19.
    > Push finger tip to Sun gods mouth, "shushshshshshshsh".
  20. 20.
    > Place hand on other side of face
  21. 21.
    > "No time for words my sweet"
  22. 22.
    > Double back flip away and sprint down hallway
  23. 23.
    > Running faster then rarity from cheto incrusted filly fiddlers fingers
  24. 24.
    > Find royal smith
  25. 25.
    > "Oh hey there anonh what can I d-UghF!"
  26. 26.
    > Knocked out smith with fist
  27. 27.
    > Begin construction
  28. 28.
    > Spend hours hammering away at steel and bronze metals
  29. 29.
    > The smith wakes up several times
  30. 30.
    > Ask him a question regarding metal works
  31. 31.
    > Knock him out with hammer again and continue hammering.
  32. 32.
    > Power of Thor flowing through your vaines as the shape of your tool begins to take shape.
  33. 33.
    > Finally spend the next hour fitting it and polishing the golden imbued codpiece of fantastic designee.
  34. 34.
    > Holding it aloft, you inspect it, Finding it worthy of a single word of praise
  35. 35.
    > "Grovy".
  36. 36.
    > Spring back to celestial in the middle of meeting with foreign leaders.
  37. 37.
    > Take off cloths mid stride into the royal meeting room
  38. 38.
    > Slide onto the table and use royal spaghetti to grease self into the cod piece. Standing in front of celsita as a single beam of light hits your jowl incrusted junk protector anti bashing ball protector.
  39. 39.
    > Shock and all as all around look at the strange harry naked thing with a huge metal cock shining in the light
  40. 40.
    > "Hail to the king baby."

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