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Celestia's snusnu

By PussyHitler
Created: 2022-08-16 08:03:31
Expiry: Never

  1. >be you, Anon McAnonson
  2. >you were accidentally teleported across time and space and ended up in Equestria
  3. >you've been here for a few months now and made some good friends
  4. >chief among them is Princess Celestia herself, who loved your casual behavior and took to having you around just to piss off the nobility
  5. >one day, "Celly" calls you into her chambers
  6. >she tells you about the birds and the bees
  7. >you tell her you know this shit already. You dumb?
  8. >she laughs at her flippant attitude and skips to the point
  9. >her estrus is coming up and she wants to fuck
  10. >however, she makes a point of informing you that in the heat of... heat... she loses all self-control
  11. >while she promises you the best fuck of your life, she can't guarantee your safety
  12. >after all, The Royal Plot has broken the pelvises of lesser stallions
  13. >it's even killed a few
  14. >she considers this a point of pride, but wanted you to have all the facts
  15. >what do you do?
  16. >do you accept the risks, or do you turn dat ass down?
  17. > Think to self in contemplation
  18. > "Anon it's fine if you do-"
  19. > Push finger tip to Sun gods mouth, "shushshshshshshsh".
  20. > Place hand on other side of face
  21. > "No time for words my sweet"
  22. > Double back flip away and sprint down hallway
  23. > Running faster then rarity from cheto incrusted filly fiddlers fingers
  24. > Find royal smith
  25. > "Oh hey there anonh what can I d-UghF!"
  26. > Knocked out smith with fist
  27. > Begin construction
  28. > Spend hours hammering away at steel and bronze metals
  29. > The smith wakes up several times
  30. > Ask him a question regarding metal works
  31. > Knock him out with hammer again and continue hammering.
  32. > Power of Thor flowing through your vaines as the shape of your tool begins to take shape.
  33. > Finally spend the next hour fitting it and polishing the golden imbued codpiece of fantastic designee.
  34. > Holding it aloft, you inspect it, Finding it worthy of a single word of praise
  35. > "Grovy".
  36. > Spring back to celestial in the middle of meeting with foreign leaders.
  37. > Take off cloths mid stride into the royal meeting room
  38. > Slide onto the table and use royal spaghetti to grease self into the cod piece. Standing in front of celsita as a single beam of light hits your jowl incrusted junk protector anti bashing ball protector.
  39. > Shock and all as all around look at the strange harry naked thing with a huge metal cock shining in the light
  40. > "Hail to the king baby."

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