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I want to annoy Dash a lot repeatedly

By PussyHitler
Created: 2022-08-17 04:36:08
Expiry: Never
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  1. 1.
    >Be anon
  2. 2.
    >About a year ago you were randomly teleported to equestria, has lived there ever since
  3. 3.
    >Be best acquainted with the mane six because they (mostly Twilight) were courageous enough to approach you
  4. 4.
    >Constantly messing with RD - pranks, jokes at her expense, poking her etc.
  5. 5.
    >Nothing mean spirited though, and she gets back at you occasionally so it seems to be fine
  6. 6.
    >But unbeknownst to you, that shit has built up during the past year, and RD has finally decided to confront you about it
  7. 7.
    >"Hey, Anon, what's going on?! You act like everything is fine, but then you treat me like this and I don't know what to think. Did I do something? Why do you always have to annoy me like that?"
  8. 8.
    "Because, RD, you're so cute when you're angry"
  9. 9.
    -
  10. 10.
    >A deep blush appears on Rainbow's cheeks
  11. 11.
    >She averts her gaze and is now staring at the ground next to you
  12. 12.
    >Not letting such a chance pass you by, you bring your hand up towards her face and lightly touch her nose with your index finger
  13. 13.
    >Her eyes dart right back to you, and you look softly into them
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    "Boop~" you say in a sensual voice
  15. 15.
    >You can see a shiver shoot through her body, from the spot you touch on her nose, down her spine and to her tail
  16. 16.
    >Her eyes are more embarrassed than ever, and she keeps looking away and back at you over and over again
  17. 17.
    >Her blush grows deeper every time
  18. 18.
    >She opens her mouth, but can only muster an incomprehensible stutter
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    >Suddenly, she flies away with an explosive take off and disappears behind a cloud
  20. 20.
    >Guess that's the last you'll see of her in a whi...
  21. 21.
    >She returns just as quickly as she disappeared and hovers in front of you, face to face
  22. 22.
    >"I-I-I-I LIKE YOU, OKAY?!!" she yells, only to run away yet again
  23. 23.
    >Ever since that day, you only mess with her by booping her nose
  24. 24.
    >Hell, just saying "boop" is enough to render her to an stuttering, blushing mess
  25. 25.
    >Why do you do it?
  26. 26.
    >Well, you guess you really thinks she is cute, after all.
  27. 27.
    -
  28. 28.
    >It's been a few months since Rainbow Dash confronted you about why you were teasing her
  29. 29.
    >Ever since you got that misunderstanding cleared up it seems like she got some weight off her shoulders
  30. 30.
    >Not that you ever noticed anything bothering her before the incident, but now she just seemed... happier.
  31. 31.
    >Also, you've been hanging out A LOT.
  32. 32.
    >You can't remember how many times she's "just happened to have" two tickets to some show or event the past months.
  33. 33.
    >In fact, today had been such a day.
  34. 34.
     
  35. 35.
    >It was rather late, and the sun was setting as you made your way home after the show
  36. 36.
    >It had basically been like wrestling, a couple of masked character fighting each other in particularly acrobatic ways.
  37. 37.
    >Kinda corny, but a good show nonetheless
  38. 38.
    >"That was so AWESOME!" Rainbow excitedly calls out, throwing punches into the air and reenacting what she had seen earlier that evening.
  39. 39.
    "Yeah, but not as awesome as you, Rainbow"
  40. 40.
    >She blushes and lets out an embarrassed giggle
  41. 41.
    >"Well, of course!" she says and gives you a playful jab on the shoulder.
  42. 42.
    >"Thanks..."
  43. 43.
    "No, thank you! I don't know what I would do without you."
  44. 44.
    >Another blush makes its way to her cheeks
  45. 45.
    >It was now or never
  46. 46.
    "Dash, I love you."
  47. 47.
    >You had never seen her eyes so big before, or so... empty?
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    *Thud*
  49. 49.
    >Before you could react Rainbow had fainted and fallen to the ground.
  50. 50.
    -
  51. 51.
    >You quickly kneeled down to check on her
  52. 52.
    >Fortunately, the fall hadn't been very far, and she did not appeared to be hurt
  53. 53.
    >She had some dirt in her mane though
  54. 54.
    >You brought your hand to her head and ruffled her hair to brush the dirt away
  55. 55.
    >Her body responded to your touch; she nestled her head against you and let out a content sigh
  56. 56.
    >"It's as if she's just asleep" you think to yourself, and can't help but to admire her sleeping face
  57. 57.
    >So relaxed, so peaceful, so beautiful.
  58. 58.
    >You pick the lovable little pony up and get going
  59. 59.
    >Luckily, you were not to far from Fluttershy's cottage, and you figured you could leave the sleeping Dash in her care.
  60. 60.
    >You just hope she hasn't gone to bed already, it was pretty late.
  61. 61.
     
  62. 62.
    >You are Rainbow Dash
  63. 63.
    >Your life is pretty damn awesome right about now
  64. 64.
    >You and anon have been dating, like, since forever!
  65. 65.
    >Always hanging out and having a good time
  66. 66.
    >Also you, like, kiss and stuff
  67. 67.
    >Mmm, kissing with anon...
  68. 68.
    >No... what's happening? You're... waking up?
  69. 69.
     
  70. 70.
    >You stretch and let out a yawn
  71. 71.
    >Dammit, always waking up when it gets good...
  72. 72.
    >Then it suddenly hits you -this wasn't your home
  73. 73.
    >You take a good look around, trying to find some clues to where you are
  74. 74.
    >A soft voice humming a cheerful tune can be heard from a nearby room
  75. 75.
    >That's Fluttershy's voice! You can't believe you didn't realise it sooner.
  76. 76.
    >You make your way to the kitchen to find your friend happily feeding some critters
  77. 77.
    -
  78. 78.
    >"Oh, good morning Rainbow Dash." she greets you softly
  79. 79.
    >"Mornin' Fluttershy."
  80. 80.
    >"I hope you were able to sleep okay on the sofa. I didn't have a vacant bed your size, and you were already asleep by the time you got here..." she trails off
  81. 81.
    >"Don't worry, I slept just fine!" you ensure her. "But how did I end up here, anyway?"
  82. 82.
    >"Oh, anon carried you here!" she replies bluntly
  83. 83.
    >Now it all came back to you
  84. 84.
    >Oh yeah, THAT happened yesterday...
  85. 85.
    >"Anon told me you had a long and exciting day yesterday, must have been really exhausting I guess." Fluttershy continues
  86. 86.
    >"Nice save!" you think
  87. 87.
    >"Yeah, you know what I'm like, always giving 100%! Anyway, thanks for everything, but I have to get going. See ya!"
  88. 88.
    >You start to walk towards the front door
  89. 89.
    >"Ah, wait! Anon left a message I'm supposed to deliver."
  90. 90.
    >She unfolds a piece of paper and readies herself
  91. 91.
    >"Ahem... Boop. Wait, that's it? What does that mean?"
  92. 92.
    >"..."
  93. 93.
    >"..."
  94. 94.
    >"..."
  95. 95.
    >"ARE YOU OKAY RAINBOW?!! YOU'RE TURNING BRIGHT RED!"
  96. 96.
    >... Goddamnit anon.

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