I want to annoy Dash a lot repeatedly


                                            >Be anon

                                            >About a year ago you were randomly teleported to equestria, has lived there ever since

                                            >Be best acquainted with the mane six because they (mostly Twilight) were courageous enough to approach you

                                            >Constantly messing with RD - pranks, jokes at her expense, poking her etc.

                                            >Nothing mean spirited though, and she gets back at you occasionally so it seems to be fine

                                            >But unbeknownst to you, that shit has built up during the past year, and RD has finally decided to confront you about it

                                            >"Hey, Anon, what's going on?! You act like everything is fine, but then you treat me like this and I don't know what to think. Did I do something? Why do you always have to annoy me like that?"

                                            "Because, RD, you're so cute when you're angry"

                                            -

                                            >A deep blush appears on Rainbow's cheeks

                                            >She averts her gaze and is now staring at the ground next to you

                                            >Not letting such a chance pass you by, you bring your hand up towards her face and lightly touch her nose with your index finger

                                            >Her eyes dart right back to you, and you look softly into them

                                            "Boop~" you say in a sensual voice

                                            >You can see a shiver shoot through her body, from the spot you touch on her nose, down her spine and to her tail

                                            >Her eyes are more embarrassed than ever, and she keeps looking away and back at you over and over again

                                            >Her blush grows deeper every time

                                            >She opens her mouth, but can only muster an incomprehensible stutter

                                            >Suddenly, she flies away with an explosive take off and disappears behind a cloud

                                            >Guess that's the last you'll see of her in a whi...

                                            >She returns just as quickly as she disappeared and hovers in front of you, face to face

                                            >"I-I-I-I LIKE YOU, OKAY?!!" she yells, only to run away yet again

                                            >Ever since that day, you only mess with her by booping her nose

                                            >Hell, just saying "boop" is enough to render her to an stuttering, blushing mess

                                            >Why do you do it?

                                            >Well, you guess you really thinks she is cute, after all.

                                            -

                                            >It's been a few months since Rainbow Dash confronted you about why you were teasing her

                                            >Ever since you got that misunderstanding cleared up it seems like she got some weight off her shoulders

                                            >Not that you ever noticed anything bothering her before the incident, but now she just seemed... happier.

                                            >Also, you've been hanging out A LOT.

                                            >You can't remember how many times she's "just happened to have" two tickets to some show or event the past months.

                                            >In fact, today had been such a day.


                                            >It was rather late, and the sun was setting as you made your way home after the show

                                            >It had basically been like wrestling, a couple of masked character fighting each other in particularly acrobatic ways.

                                            >Kinda corny, but a good show nonetheless

                                            >"That was so AWESOME!" Rainbow excitedly calls out, throwing punches into the air and reenacting what she had seen earlier that evening.

                                            "Yeah, but not as awesome as you, Rainbow"

                                            >She blushes and lets out an embarrassed giggle

                                            >"Well, of course!" she says and gives you a playful jab on the shoulder.

                                            >"Thanks..."

                                            "No, thank you! I don't know what I would do without you."

                                            >Another blush makes its way to her cheeks

                                            >It was now or never

                                            "Dash, I love you."

                                            >You had never seen her eyes so big before, or so... empty?

                                            *Thud*

                                            >Before you could react Rainbow had fainted and fallen to the ground.

                                            -

                                            >You quickly kneeled down to check on her

                                            >Fortunately, the fall hadn't been very far, and she did not appeared to be hurt

                                            >She had some dirt in her mane though

                                            >You brought your hand to her head and ruffled her hair to brush the dirt away

                                            >Her body responded to your touch; she nestled her head against you and let out a content sigh

                                            >"It's as if she's just asleep" you think to yourself, and can't help but to admire her sleeping face

                                            >So relaxed, so peaceful, so beautiful.

                                            >You pick the lovable little pony up and get going

                                            >Luckily, you were not to far from Fluttershy's cottage, and you figured you could leave the sleeping Dash in her care.

                                            >You just hope she hasn't gone to bed already, it was pretty late.


                                            >You are Rainbow Dash

                                            >Your life is pretty damn awesome right about now

                                            >You and anon have been dating, like, since forever!

                                            >Always hanging out and having a good time

                                            >Also you, like, kiss and stuff

                                            >Mmm, kissing with anon...

                                            >No... what's happening? You're... waking up?


                                            >You stretch and let out a yawn

                                            >Dammit, always waking up when it gets good...

                                            >Then it suddenly hits you -this wasn't your home

                                            >You take a good look around, trying to find some clues to where you are

                                            >A soft voice humming a cheerful tune can be heard from a nearby room

                                            >That's Fluttershy's voice! You can't believe you didn't realise it sooner.

                                            >You make your way to the kitchen to find your friend happily feeding some critters

                                            -

                                            >"Oh, good morning Rainbow Dash." she greets you softly

                                            >"Mornin' Fluttershy."

                                            >"I hope you were able to sleep okay on the sofa. I didn't have a vacant bed your size, and you were already asleep by the time you got here..." she trails off

                                            >"Don't worry, I slept just fine!" you ensure her. "But how did I end up here, anyway?"

                                            >"Oh, anon carried you here!" she replies bluntly

                                            >Now it all came back to you

                                            >Oh yeah, THAT happened yesterday...

                                            >"Anon told me you had a long and exciting day yesterday, must have been really exhausting I guess." Fluttershy continues

                                            >"Nice save!" you think

                                            >"Yeah, you know what I'm like, always giving 100%! Anyway, thanks for everything, but I have to get going. See ya!"

                                            >You start to walk towards the front door

                                            >"Ah, wait! Anon left a message I'm supposed to deliver."

                                            >She unfolds a piece of paper and readies herself

                                            >"Ahem... Boop. Wait, that's it? What does that mean?"

                                            >"..."

                                            >"..."

                                            >"..."

                                            >"ARE YOU OKAY RAINBOW?!! YOU'RE TURNING BRIGHT RED!"

                                            >... Goddamnit anon.