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Booping ponies is considered an act of affection among ponies

By PussyHitler
Created: 2022-08-17 04:40:13
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  1. Miscellaneous stories of Anon booping shenanigans
  2. (https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/14565126/#14644058)
  3. -
  4. Start of the thread:
  5. > https://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/mlp/image/1417/16/1417161260086.png
  6. > I want to annoy Dash a lot repeatedly
  7. ##
  8. >Booping ponies is considered an act of affection among ponies
  9. ##
  10. >boop pony
  11. >she starts getting giddy and blushes
  12. >ask her what's wrong and she runs away giggling like a school girl
  13. >anon is confused
  14. ##
  15. >Boop Cadence
  16. >Everyone gasps
  17. >Before having a chance to ask what's wrong, get thrown in jail by Shining Armour for trying to seduce his wife
  18. >Anon is confused
  19. ##
  20. >been booping Dashie
  21. >Dashie does not like it
  22. >"Hey Dashie"
  23. "Anon wha-"
  24. >boop
  25. >Dash stares at you
  26. >you smile retartedly and boop her again
  27. "That's it!"
  28. >Dash tries to punch and kick you
  29. >you somehow magically avoid everythign thrown at you and go full Jojo's bizarre adventure on her booping her continuesly while avoiding her attacks while Dash protests
  30. >Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop Boop BOOOOOOOOOP
  31. >Dash is so angry right now
  32. ##
  33. >walking around town
  34. >run into Cheerilee and Big Mac
  35. >"Hi, Anon!"
  36. "Hello, Ms. Cheerilee and Mac!"
  37. >"Eeyup."
  38. >boop Mac on the nose
  39. >he turns a prominent shade of apple red, smiling meekly
  40. >Cheerilee looks shocked
  41. >whatjusthappened.jpg
  42. >you look at her in confusion
  43. >she looks like she's going to murder you
  44. >well this is awkward
  45. ##
  46. >Boop applebloom
  47. >Applejack and big mac see from afar and come running
  48. >Big mac tackles you to the ground as applejack grabs applebloom
  49. >Police show up and charge you with pedophilia
  50. >Anon is confused
  51. ##
  52. >Boop Luna
  53. >Everyone stands there in shock
  54. >Awkward pause
  55. >Luna boops you back
  56. >The next day, you are marrying Moonbutt
  57. >Anon is confused
  58. ##
  59. >Boop an evil wizard
  60. >The evil wizard suddenly smiles and becomes a good wizard
  61. >Celestia noticed all of this, and turns you into a prince with majestic wings
  62. >Anon is confused
  63. ##
  64. >Boop Fluttershy
  65. >Fluttershy squeaks and flies away, Rainbow Dash speed
  66. >Applejack sees her fleeing
  67. >Attacks you for scaring her friend
  68. >Fluttershy comes back blushing and boops you back
  69. >Anon is confused
  70. ##
  71. >Boop Discord
  72. >The finger goes straight through him acting like a portal, appearing in your rectum
  73. >Anon isn't that surprised really
  74. ##
  75. >Boop Celestia
  76. >Guards tackle you
  77. >Celestia calls them off
  78. >They back away slowly, spears still pointed in your direction
  79. >You stand up and face her
  80. >Everyone is quiet
  81. >She smiles and gently returns your boop
  82. >Evidently, royal boops can be overwhelming
  83. >You die in the hospital from boop overdose
  84. >Equestria mourns your death
  85. >Anon is confused
  86. ##
  87. >Boop meat
  88. >Meat just sits there
  89. >Anon is confused
  90. ##
  91. >go to the park
  92. >see derpy and dinky playing on the grass
  93. >walk over and boop derpy greeting her
  94. >she giggles and dinky gasps
  95. >she blushes and boops you back
  96. >dinky is babbling like a kid about a new parent
  97. >go to derpy's house for dinner
  98. >have a pleasant date
  99. >marry derpy
  100. >live out your days happily with new wife
  101. >Anon is confused
  102.  
  103. boops are magic
  104. ##
  105. >Dash lies on the grass reading the latest Daring Do novel, oblivious to your malicious intent
  106. >You flick her tail upwards, as she swivels her head around.
  107. >"Oh, hey Anon."
  108. >You ignore her and flick her tail again, which swishes from side to side.
  109. >"Hey, what do you think you're doing?"
  110. >A third flick, and Dash's face begins to flush in annoyment.
  111. >"Cut it out!"
  112. >You begin to tickle her dock, before she recoils in instinct.
  113. "Am I annoying you, Dash?" You ask with a grin.
  114. >Rainbow Dash bucks you in the face so hard you die, and lives happily ever after
  115. ##
  116. >Boop Sombra
  117. >At first, he has a look of confusion on his face
  118. >Suddenly, light starts to shoot out of his body and he screams in pain
  119. >Sombra gets disintegrated by the light and explodes
  120. >Everyone cheers at you for using the power of love to defeat the king of darkness
  121. >In honour of your courageous move, Celestia sets up a stained glass window in Canterlot depicting you booping Sombra
  122. >Anon is confused
  123. ##
  124. >Boop Twilight
  125. >She is confuse
  126. >Reads book
  127. >Asks you out next day
  128. >Anon is confuse
  129. >Twilight brings you to Canterlot to show off her new boyfriend
  130. >Celestia and Luna surprised
  131. >They have a sister meeting
  132. >Agree they are jealous
  133. >They demand boops from you
  134. >Twilight butthurt
  135. >Media gets story out
  136. >All of Equestria demand boops
  137. >Luna imprisons you
  138. >Forced to be Royal Boop Bitch
  139. >Anon is very confuse
  140. ##
  141. >scratch the tip of your nose
  142. >ponies comment how narcissistic Anon is
  143. >Anon is confuse
  144. ##
  145. >Be Anon.
  146. >Creep into Luna's Royal Bed Chambers.
  147. >Crab walk across the marble floor in order to minimise noise.
  148. >Stealth jump onto the bed.
  149. >Straddle Luna's muzzle.
  150. >Unzip dick.
  151. >Ballsack droops over her face.
  152. >Luna opens her eyes.
  153. >"Forsooth and verily, Anon, what is this?"
  154. "On Earth, we call this the Butt Boop."
  155. >To demonstrate, you boop her nose with your anus.
  156. >Luna is confused.
  157. ##
  158. Light firework
  159. Place in butt
  160. >we call this one the firework game
  161. ##
  162. >Boop mirror
  163. >Reality tears apart
  164. >Thousands of families are visible, melting and disentigrating
  165. >Anon isn't confuse
  166. ##
  167. >drink magic 'go to equestria' bleach potion
  168. >minor discomfort
  169. >leave behind a grieving family with no closure
  170. >anon is a bad person
  171. ## Cheers !!E2UYZrMaxa+
  172. >Go on stage and boop Trixie
  173. >Crowd gasps in shock
  174. >Trixie stops everything and stare through anon's soul
  175. >Trixe insult anon with every word she has in the book before calling the police
  176. >As you get taken away by the police out back she throws one of her crumpled up flyers
  177. >A kiss mark in the corner and Xs and Ox
  178. >Anon is confused
  179. ##
  180. >Boop Cadence
  181. >A snarl, a flash of green flame and two needle-like fangs sinking into your fingers.
  182. >Chrysalis leers up at you, having presumed the booping to be some form of aggression.
  183. >Chrysalis is confused.
  184. >Anon is in quite a bit of discomfort.
  185. ##
  186. >Boop Sweetie Belle for being cute
  187. >She blabs to everyone that she's no longer a virgin with her big mouth
  188. >Forced to take responsibility
  189. >Married to filly
  190. >Anon is confused
  191. >Sweetie belle now wants the dick boop
  192. >She wants the dick
  193. >She wants the boop
  194. >Bitch wants the dick
  195. >She wants the boop
  196. >This is boop
  197. ##
  198. >boop Celestia
  199. >boop!
  200. >anon is in heaven
  201. ##
  202. >Boop Mayor Mare
  203. >She boops back
  204. >Next day she's arranged the wedding
  205. >Everyone comes to watch
  206. >Mayor declares you married
  207. >Trips over dress
  208. >Breaks skull
  209. >Anon is Mayor of Ponyville
  210. >Anon is confused
  211. ##
  212. >Boop Berry Punch
  213. >Being drunk, she misses when she tries to boop you
  214. >Accidentally boops her cousin , Cherry Berry
  215. >Cherry Berry pissed
  216. >Boops you
  217. >Threesome with Berry cousins
  218. >Drunk sex
  219. >Angry sex
  220. >Anon is confused
  221. ##
  222. >See Dash talking with friends
  223. >Say hi
  224. >Begin motion to boop her
  225. >She blushes and turns around
  226. >End up booping her butt
  227. >Her butt blushes and boops you back
  228. >Marry Dash's butt next day
  229. >A heartbroken dash cries as you and her butt exchange wedding vows
  230. >Live happily with her butt for the rest of your years
  231. >Anon is confused
  232. ##
  233. >Anon sees a griffon flying over the Everfree
  234. >goes into the forest, finds where she lands
  235. >sneaks up on her
  236. >boops her on the beak
  237. >Gilda blinks in confusion
  238. >slowly leans forward with her tail raised
  239. >low, pleased purr rumbles through her
  240. >anon is confused
  241. ##
  242. >Be friends with Dash
  243. >Hanging out one day
  244. >Commence wrestling match
  245. >Accidentally boop her nipple
  246. >"I... I gotta go Anon..."
  247. >Dash leaves
  248. >Story gets out that you raped her
  249. >She chooses not to press charges
  250. >Never speaks to you again
  251. >Anon is alone
  252. ##
  253. >See Dash walking along with Scootaloo
  254. >Scootaloo talking a hundred miles a minute at her idol
  255. >Boop Scootaloo on the nose
  256. >Scootaloo doesn't see you
  257. >Scootaloo jumps around thinking Dash booped her
  258. >Scootaloo boops Dash
  259. >Dash is shocked
  260. >Dash blinks for a moment, and then flees
  261. >Scootaloo is confused
  262. >Scootaloo starts crying
  263. >Anon realises he accidentally broke Dash and Scoots' friendship
  264. >Anon is confused and alone
  265. ##
  266. >be anon at Summer Wrap Up Festival
  267. >see Fleetfoot
  268. >walk up to her and commence booping of the nose
  269. >Fleetfoot can make out Luna making out with Big Mac on the Ferris Wheel
  270. >breaks down crying before your eyes
  271. >anon is confuse
  272. ##
  273. >"Hold on, anon! I'm not ready!"
  274. "I'm coming whether you like it or not!"
  275. >"Anon, please wait!"
  276. "No!"
  277. >Dash screams in defeat as you sail over her head and slam the ball into the basketball hoop
  278. "Ha!...I...win!" you manage to say in between pants
  279. >Dash crosses her arms and huffs
  280. >"No fair! My headband was loose! Why didn't you let me fix it?"
  281. >You don't respond, only walking up to her and kneeling down, booping her on the nose
  282. >She looks at your finger cross-eyed, her frown slowly melting
  283. >She laughs a little
  284. >"Best out of three?"
  285. "You're on."
  286. ##
  287. >Be Anon
  288. >Day whatever in Equestria
  289. >Cavity from too many cupcakes
  290. >Fucking Pinkie
  291. >Visit Colgate
  292. >Colgate can't take eyes off your teeth and fingers
  293. >Ahem
  294. >Snaps out, ushers you to exam chair
  295. >Sight of cavity, lets out a gasp
  296. >Thankfully Equestria has anesthesia spells that work without needles or gas
  297. >Colgate is busy with her ministrations
  298. >Room is soon filled with drilling sounds
  299. >After 2 minutes, Anon is bored
  300. >Boop Colgate
  301. >Instantly tenses up, blushing
  302. >Loses magical grip, tooth drill sinks to gum
  303. >Blood pooling in mouth but no pain
  304. >Anon is not confused, you deserved it
  305. >She lets out a stream of tearful apology, as if it's the end of the world
  306. >Black out from blood loss
  307. >Last thing you feel is Colgate's tongue lapping at the drilled gum
  308. >Tongue in mouth
  309. >Did she just...?
  310. >Anon is confused
  311. ##
  312. >Knock on Twilight's door
  313. >She answers
  314. >"Hi Anon, what are you-"
  315. "IMMA BOOP THAT NOSE NIGGA."
  316. >Twilight is confused
  317. >You leave and she follows you out of curiosity.
  318. >Repeat this at every Element of Harmony's house.
  319. >Rainbow Dash asks how you're flying.
  320. "Imma boop that nose niiiiiggaaa."
  321. >They all follow you into the woods.
  322. >They keep asking you what you mean.
  323. >Knock on Zecora's hut.
  324. >She moonwalks out.
  325. >You boop her nose.
  326. >She gasps.
  327. >"Nigga boop mah nose, you see dis hos?!"
  328. >Get arrested for hate crime.
  329. >Slide metal cup on cell bars.
  330. "I BOOP THAT NIGGA'S NOOOOOSE!"
  331. ##
  332. >Freakshow in Equestria
  333. >All ponies scared/disgusted by you
  334. >Never speak to or look at you
  335. >Sitting on wall one day drunk
  336. >Who fucking cares
  337. >You're basically town hobo
  338. >Scootaloo scoots up beside you
  339. >You stare at her
  340. >She stares at you
  341. >You smile
  342. >She smiles
  343. *squee*
  344. >She reaches up and boops your nose
  345. >Town reacts by ostracizing her
  346. >She regrets touching you
  347. >Anon is confused and alone
  348. ##
  349. >Curious as to why ponies freak out for boops
  350. >Boop yourself while eating lunch
  351. >Ponies start throwing up
  352. >Spike walks up to you
  353. >Throws up on you
  354. >Vomit is fire
  355. >Actually is letter delivery
  356. >Scroll from Celestia
  357. >Fined for public indecency
  358. >Anon is confused
  359. ##
  360. What is the difference between a boop and a punch to the nose?
  361. -
  362. Now that I think about it, you could combine them to make aboopse.
  363. The booping would start gently, and become more forceful.
  364. >Ahaha anon, stop that!
  365. >Hey, you're being too rough
  366. >Ow. Stop, you're hurting me
  367. It continues until you're full-on punching pony in the snout.
  368. Fists connecting with delicate bones, over and over. Weeping and bleeding from the muzzle.
  369. It would take years of therapy just to stop the flinching.
  370. -
  371. >pony gets new lover
  372. >"You're so beautiful..."
  373. >goes in for a boop
  374. >"NO!"
  375. >breaks down in tears
  376. >pony is confuesd
  377. >I- I'm sorry I forgot..
  378. >Don't worry, it's my fault
  379. >I know you don't like ponies touching you there
  380. >It's okay, let's just forget about it
  381. >But why, what happened to you?
  382. >I don't want to talk about it
  383. >What, you can't even tell your own boyfriend?
  384. >Please, let's just drop the subject
  385. >You don't trust me? That's just great.
  386. >Please!
  387. >I can't even kiss you, let alone even go near your face!
  388. >Don't do this! Honey, come back to bed
  389. >You can keep your damn bed, and your secrets!
  390. Pony spends the next hour caressing her snout and crying into her sheets until she falls asleep, alone in bed.
  391. ##
  392. >boop rainbow dash
  393. >she giggles and runs off
  394. >you're confused
  395. >next day she wears makeup
  396. >looks like her first attempt to look pretty without rarara's help
  397. >also wears a dress
  398. >hangs out with you all day
  399. >she boops you too sometimes
  400. >human noses doesn't scrunch like ponies
  401. >it hurts
  402. ##
  403. >At a picnic with mane 6.
  404. >Lying on the ground with Rainbow Dash being cool
  405. >You turn to her and give her a boop on the nose
  406. >She tells you she's a lesbian, but still wants you as a friend
  407. >Anon is confused
  408. ##
  409. >ponies boop anon
  410. >cartridge isn't as flexible
  411. >flat hooves feels like bumping into a wall
  412. >take pain like man
  413. >end of day, nose is bruised and leaning left
  414. >ask Twilight to fix nose
  415. >"I don't know how to do that! What is this, a fanfic where I can pulls spells out of my-"
  416. >Twi rants while you head home, nursing your aboopsed nose
  417. >anon is in pain
  418. ##
  419. >Hanging out at Canterlot Park with Celestia.
  420. >She treats you as royalty like herself and gives you special treatment as and'endangered species'.
  421. >Shit IS pretty cash.
  422. >You're laying on the grass beside her.
  423. >"What do you think of Equestria so far, Anon?"
  424. >You rub your chin.
  425. "I have a great time every day. And you treat me so well."
  426. >You roll over and boop her muzzle.
  427. >She blinks and her head shakes.
  428. >She lets out a huge sneeze.
  429. "Oh, sorry Princess-"
  430. >Celestia jumps up and her wings extend.
  431. >Her face is flushed and her eyes are half closed like she's having the Royal Orgasm.
  432. >You watch in wonder as the Princess of the Sun starts bucking and breying all around the park.
  433. "What."
  434. >She stops and trots proudly back to you with a huge smile on her face.
  435. >"Your most precious of gifts was the most wonderful thing I have recieved in hundreds of years, Anonymous."
  436. >She presses your chest with a hoof, then wraps her long body around you; snaking her tail around your waist and down your leg.
  437. "Princess? Um?"
  438. >She nuzzles her cheek against your neck and hums.
  439. >You can feel a soothing warmth flowing from her body into yours.
  440. >You lay staring at the sky in the park with Princess Celestia wrapped around you, humming each time she breathes.
  441. >You are confused and warm.
  442. ##
  443. >Be sitting on a bench
  444. >see Rarity trot by in a fabulous dress
  445. >boop her on the nose as she passes
  446. >she turns to you in bewildered shock
  447. >blush appears on her marshmallow face
  448. >boop her again for good measure
  449. >"A-a-anon" she stutters
  450. >look at her confused
  451. >press your finger into her soft, malleable face
  452. >"A-anon please. . ." she moans softly
  453. >notice her hooves shifting in a crossed fashion
  454. >lean next to her ear and whisper
  455. >"rarara smells nice"
  456. >her body shivers at your voice
  457. >"Anon. . I-I. . ."
  458. >hush her with another boop
  459. >her tail flicks upwards, displaying a dampness in her gown
  460. >anon is confuse
  461. ##
  462. >Be Anon
  463. >Relaxing on the park bench
  464. >You hear giggling behind you
  465. >Look behind you
  466. >No one there
  467. >Huh
  468. >Turn around to face you guessed it Lyra
  469. >"H-hi, Anon," she stutters.
  470. >Even though she comes off as a little creepy, you have to admit, she's kind of cute
  471. >Cute enough for a friendly boop
  472. >You reach out your hand to bestow her with the blessing of the boop gods when she suddenly grabs your hand
  473. >Then she proceeds to stick your finger in her mouth
  474. >You hardly had time to process what was going on when she began to suck on your index finger, ravaging it sloppily with her tongue.
  475. >You didn't know whether to be aroused or weirded out.
  476. Wat do?
  477. ##
  478. >run around ponyville booping all their noses
  479. >you notice the ponies start getting aggravated
  480. >they start arguing amongst themselves
  481. >soon fighting breaks out
  482. >civil war in ponyville
  483. >the conflict eventually escalates to a nationwide conflict
  484. >Luna leads one side, Celestia leads the other
  485. >bat ponies and fluffy ponies are put into deathcamps
  486. >6 million of them die
  487. >final battle
  488. >Luna and Celestia face off with their respective armies, the last of ponykind
  489. >epic fight
  490. >only Luna and Celestia survive, but so weak neither can fight
  491. >they collapse next to each other
  492. >walk up to them, kneel down and boop their noses at the same time
  493. >both summon just enough strength to kill the other
  494. >all the ponies are dead
  495. >anon is confused
  496. ##
  497. >be Anon
  498. >strolling through the market place
  499. >ponies walk past you obvious of your evil
  500.  
  501. >ten minutes later, a scream is heard
  502. >the crowd gather around the origin of the sound
  503. >it's a filly
  504. >she is sobbing incontrollably
  505. >between hiccups, she said somepony had booped her
  506. >she didn't have the time to see the culprit
  507. >another filly have been aboopsed
  508. >the serial booper had struck again
  509.  
  510. >be Anon again walking home
  511. >the filly's nose was so soft
  512. >this sensation is incredible
  513. >you could do that everyday
  514. >nobody can stop you
  515. ##
  516. >Hanging out with Roseluck
  517. >She grows your weed for you since you introduced it to her
  518. >Rose hands you another fat sack at no charge
  519. >To give thanks, you boop her nose
  520. >She moans and bucks
  521. "What?"
  522. >She jumps up and boops your nose
  523. >"I didn't know you felt that way about me."
  524. >You cough up blood
  525. >Rose screams
  526. >Your teeth all fall out and your intestines fall through your colon
  527. >Should have never booped in Equestria
  528. >You are not confused
  529. >You are dead.
  530.  
  531. GAME OVER
  532. boop again?
  533. [YES] [NO]
  534. ##
  535. >Be Anon
  536. >Be on Earth
  537. >Boop pony on nose
  538. >Pony doesn't react
  539. >Anon is confused
  540. ##
  541. >Boop Bugbutt
  542. >She is purified into white flutterpone alicorn
  543. >Celestia is pleased
  544. >Marries you to Bugbutt
  545. >Live on happily with all the flutterpones for eternity
  546. >Anon is confused
  547. ##
  548. >pony is on earth
  549. >meets people
  550. >fish out of water hijinks
  551. >meets anon
  552. >falls for him
  553. >boops anons nose
  554. >accidentally knocks anon unconscious and breaks his nose
  555. >gets charged with assault
  556. >pony is confused
  557. ##
  558. >At Applejack's place.
  559. >She does other shit than just work.
  560. >All of her friends are there and you're all playing fetch with Winona.
  561. >She comes up to you , begging for her toy with big sparkly eyes.
  562. "Aww, you're too cut."
  563. >You bend over and press her nose.
  564. "Boop."
  565. >All of the ponies gasp.
  566. >Applejack pulls on her hat, "Anon! What ya'll doin' with Winona!?"
  567. >Rarity gags, "oh my! How FILTHY!"
  568. >Twilight looks ashamed to be your friend.
  569. >Pinkie Pie won't stop giggling.
  570. >Rainbow Dash is a cunt.
  571. >Fluttershy actually looks really turned on.
  572. >You are fucking confused.
  573. ##
  574. >Boop pone vag
  575. >Pone blushes
  576. >Try to remove hand
  577. >Finger stuck in vag
  578. >It starts pulling you in
  579. >Scream as you become devoured alive by pone vag
  580. >Pone absorbs your nutrients, storing enough energy for the coming winter
  581. >Pone away satisfied, humming a tune
  582. >No trace of you to be found
  583. >Anon is confused
  584. ##
  585. >be inna castle at night
  586. >moonbutt's court is in session
  587. >last foreign dignitary is dismissed
  588. >damn that was boring, good thing this boring job has you standing near the throne all night
  589. >moonbutt comes back from whatever ponies do at 3am
  590. >yawn loudly
  591. >Luna engages you in conversation , you get her to laugh
  592. >damn she looks cute still gigglin
  593. >think bout how you gonna mash that gabber mate, swear on me mum's life
  594. >as she is coming down from her gigglefest you slyly boop da fuk outta dat nose
  595. >pony in headlights look, batpony to your left gives you a holy shit look
  596. >keep eyes straight forward, await your destruction
  597. >20 minutes or something goes by...you turn around and the princess is gone
  598. >Batpony tells you it was nice to serve with you
  599. >throne room doors burst open some time later
  600. >slowly moving forward are the two princesses
  601. >eyes forward mate, statesque demeanor
  602. >royal voice decrees that you are to be imprisoned
  603. >bright light flash....rub eyes....you're in a bedroom
  604. >hear a soothing and familiar voice behind you, a warm breath washes across your left ear
  605. >anon is confused
  606. ##
  607. >Some day in Equestria
  608. >wandering around at night out of idle boredom
  609. >find Scootaloo sitting under some bushes
  610. >she's asleep
  611. >must have nowhere to stay
  612. >you sit down next to her, the movement wakes her
  613. >she's embarrassed, but likes the company anyway
  614. >feeling a little sad for the lost, homeless filly
  615. >you playfully boop her nose
  616. >Scootaloo blushes
  617. >her tiny wings buzz faster than you've ever seen them
  618. >the next day, she tells her friends
  619. >they tell their sisters
  620. >shotgun wedding to adorable flightless filly
  621. >spend your evenings together gently caressing her soft nose
  622. >agree nothing further until she's an adult
  623. >go to sleep every night seeing her smiling happily
  624. >anon is confused but content
  625. ##
  626. >boop Pinkie right there in Sugarcube Corner
  627. >she just bursts into laughter, doesn't even care
  628. >the Cakes see it
  629. >the customers see it
  630. >ponies are natural gossips
  631. >soon everypony knows Pinkie doesn't care if she's booped
  632. >town boopslut
  633. >pinkie is depressed by her reputation
  634. >anon is confused
  635. -
  636. Let us translate that into human terms.
  637.  
  638. >Pinkie Pie is bent over a table in Sugarcube Corner.
  639. >You can't resist the temptation and get your dick out, ramming it in half-erect just right in front of everyone.
  640. >Pinkie doesn't even seem surprised. She giggles and cheers you on as your thrusts intensify.
  641. >Soon, everyone in the room is hypnotised by the rhythmical wet slapping noises emerging from your balls hitting Pinkie's marehood.
  642. >Pinkie slaps you on the ass and tells you to go faster.
  643. >You grunt and comply, and soon you spray your hot seed all over her pony ass.
  644. >Everyone saw it.
  645. >The customers did.
  646. >The cakes did.
  647. >The cake twins did.
  648. >Gossip starts to make its rounds.
  649. >Soon everypony knows that Pinkie is the biggest cumslut in town.
  650. >Pinkie is depressed by her reputation.
  651. >Anon still is confused.
  652. ##
  653. >Be Anon.
  654. >Be in Equestria because you drank the bleach.
  655. >Meet the Princesses, because you're special and shit.
  656. >Not the downs syndrome kind of special though.
  657. >Luna giggles at the occasional joke you crack while talking to them.
  658. >Boop her on the nose.
  659. >Everyone gasps
  660. >"THOU SHALT NOT BOOPETH THY PRINCESS, MORTAL" she yells in her royal Canterlot voice.
  661. "B-But I just wanted to-"
  662. >"PRE-MARITAL BOOPING IS A SIN!"
  663. "I-I am terribly sorry, Princess-"
  664. >"THUS, THOU SHALT MARRY THE PRINCESS OF THE NIGHT RIGHT AWAY, SO YOU MAY CONTINUE THE BOOBINGS LEGALLY"
  665. >You shrug and put a ring on it.
  666. >Anon is confused and married
  667. ##
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  669. >Mane six save the day
  670. >back in Ponyville
  671. >Pinkie wants to throw a party
  672. >realizes she doesn't have her party cannon
  673. >everypony panics
  674. >Pinkie turns to you and says seriously "I need you to boop my nose."
  675. >all the other ponies watching, aghast
  676. >"BOOP ME! I NEED IT!"
  677. >boop her nose
  678. >pic related
  679. >party saved
  680. >anon is confused and hero of Ponyville
  681. ##
  682. >Walking through Ponyville
  683. >catch sight of a marshmallow flank sticking out between two houses
  684. >move a little to see what Rarity is doing
  685. >see Spike is in the little alley way
  686. >he boops her nose
  687. >she giggles in a ladylike fashion
  688. >you laugh because it's cute
  689. >laughing catches other ponies' attention
  690. >suddenly town is in an uproar
  691. >Rarity is ostracized for babybooping
  692. >Spike is taken back to Canterlot
  693. >the Mane six all hate you for calling attention to Rarity's mistakes
  694. >anon is confused
  695. -
  696. "How dare you catch a pedophile!"
  697. "We hate you, Anon!"
  698. -
  699. It's more like disrupting a little playful flirting between two of their friends that they know isn't harmful at all.
  700. -
  701. >"How could you, Anon? All he did was platonically stick his dick into her. You probably think that a friendly blowjob counts as sex, you pervert."
  702. -
  703. What are you even talking about?
  704.  
  705. Anon is confused.
  706. ##
  707. >Your walking back from a lecture in the ponyville library
  708. >lecture was on how to adapt to equestrian lifestyle
  709. >you were made to go by princess moonbutt after she caught you murdering thousands of fluffy ponies in a dream
  710. >she thought it would help you be more sensitive and caring
  711. >"what does she know?"
  712. >anyways, the lecture was over...
  713. >it was about 4:50
  714. >just enough time to race home and make dinner before watching a pony version of wheel of fortune
  715. >As your walking on your somewhat decent trip home, you notice that a orange filly is following you
  716. >odd
  717. >most ponies in ponyville are downright scared of you... You know, for being the only human in equestria
  718. >you turn around to confront the filly
  719. >just as you do, she bolts to an adjacent alley
  720. >*sigh* typical....
  721. >you continue on your stroll
  722. >15min later, you notice she's on your trail again
  723. >this time you're smart
  724. >you slow your pace down enough to the point where she doesn't notice your new found proximity
  725. >with a snap of reflexes you lunge backwards and snatch the orange filly
  726. >she screams
  727. >she's screaming a lot
  728. >she's gunna atract attention
  729. >ohshit
  730. >without thinking you boop her nose
  731. >she becomes quiet
  732. >to quiet
  733. >you notice she's starting to blush
  734. Rather brightly
  735. >without a warning she bolts off again and disappears
  736. >you shrug it off and retreat to your man cave on the outside of town
  737. >your comftorably reclined on a sofa
  738. Around 11pm, slowly dozing off, when you hear a knock at the door
  739. >you get up to answer it
  740. >ohshit.....
  741. >royal gaurds with a warrant for your arrest
  742. >charges
  743. >uncocentual booping in a public location
  744. >fuck
  745. >you are detained and sentence to 3 months in the royal dungeon, no parole, as well as 6 months of more sensitivity lectures at the ponyville library
  746. >anon is angry and confused
  747. ##
  748. >Boop Rarity
  749. >She blushes
  750. >"I am flattered, Anon, but I'm afraid I don't think of you that way."
  751. "Huh?"
  752. >"Although it possibly wouldn't hurt to experiment a little. I've always been one of...exotic tastes."
  753. "That's not what I me-"
  754. >"Very well. Since you've been so bold, come pick me up tonight at 8. I assume that you already have a place in mind?"
  755. "Uhhh"
  756. >"You have such a way with words, Anon! No need for a dinner date. Follow me," she says with half-lidded eyes
  757. >She picks you up with her magic and carries you to her bedroom
  758. >"When I'm through with you, you won't be able to walk for days, darling."
  759. >Anon is confused
  760. ##
  761. >At the Grand Galloping Gala
  762. >Applejack is your date
  763. >She's very nervous and awkward with things of this nature
  764. >She has mostly been standing to the side
  765. >Trying to blend in to the background
  766. >You bring her a drink
  767. "You gotta loosen up AJ! Here, drink this and then we'll dance."
  768. >She takes the drink, "ah know Anon, I'm just not really... Girly. Ahm sorry yer not havin' a good time."
  769. >She drains the drink in one go.
  770. >You rub her ear, making her sigh and her back legs wobble.
  771. "Atta girl. And I'm having a great time."
  772. >You boop her nose.
  773. >Applejack makes an odd hiccup sound and her legs give out.
  774. "AJ!"
  775. >You bend down and see a puddle of liquid leaking from underneath her.
  776. >She blushes brightly and looks at you horrified.
  777. >She's still leaking piss on the floor and all over her dress.
  778. "I... I'm sorry Applejack! Are you okay?"
  779. >She looks down in absolute shame with her ears drooping.
  780. >"P-please git me outta here, sugarc-cube..."
  781. >You scoop her up, not caring that she's still leaking and run with her out of the Gala.
  782. >"Ahm so embarrassed..."
  783. "Don't be. I will never tell a soul."
  784. >You smile and boop her nose again.
  785. >She squeaks.
  786. "Haha, looks like you've gotten it out of your system."
  787. >She lightly hits your head and covers her face.
  788. >"Dagnabbit..."
  789. ##
  790. >Pony is staring
  791. >Looking at her reflection
  792. >She slowly lifts a hoof, and presses it to the mirror
  793. "...boop"
  794. ##
  795. >in Equestria
  796. >anon notices loving pony couples booping one another and blushing
  797. >boops his girlfriend
  798. >she's all blushy and giggly and flattered
  799. >things if finger is good, dick must be better
  800. >boops with dick
  801. >slips and presses into her nose
  802. >pony terrified
  803. >made the fatal mistake of sticking it in her booper
  804. >ostracized
  805. >anon is confused and alone
  806. ##
  807. >Be Twilight
  808. >Go through mirror to Earth
  809. >Meet Flash
  810. >Boop Flash on nose
  811. >Flash laughs
  812. >Next day, Flash didn't show up for the wedding
  813. >Twilight is confused
  814. ##
  815. >Walk into Sugarcube Corner
  816. >Get a delicious cupcake from Mrs Cake
  817. >Give her a boop in appreciation
  818. >She blushes furiously, glancing over her shoulder
  819. >Mr Cake standing there, too fucking beta to do anything about it
  820. >Marry Mrs Cake, Mr Cake thrown out into the streets
  821. >Now a parent of two baby pones and owner of pastry shop
  822. >Anon is confused

Celestia's snusnu

by PussyHitler

I want to annoy Dash a lot repeatedly

by PussyHitler

Booping ponies is considered an act of affection among ponies

by PussyHitler