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[FLUTTERRAPE] Anonymous: Sex Bomb - Part I

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:27:30 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: February 5rd, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day Sensual in Equestria
  5. >You are Mayor Mare
  6. >As you have been for the last 15 years
  7. >Wake up in your office again, a bottle of Gin next to your head, which is lying on the desk
  8. >Take a while to get your bearings, staring at the door facing you for a second
  9. >Shake your head
  10. >Slap yourself
  11. >Scratch a developing itch on your foreleg
  12. >Smile sleepily and look around your office
  13. >Pictures of you with various important figures adorn the walls
  14. >You with the Griffon Lord, taken about 13 years ago
  15. >You with the last living descendent of the Priests of Harmony
  16. >You with your daughter, long since moved away to Canterlot to pursue her art career
  17. >A great number of photographs of you with Princess Celestia, since she seems to drop by every other month
  18. >You study the pictures for a while longer until your eyes settle on the most recent, and by far most peculiar
  19. >You shaking hooves, or rather, 'hands' with the town's most bizarre inhabitant - Anonymous. The resident Alien.
  20. >He came by about a year and a half ago. Literally dropped out of the sky and created a huge crater in the town square that you had to fix using the 'new roof' budget
  21. >Frown at the picture
  22. >Some heralded him as the beginning of the end, and given this town's history with over exaggerated drama; everyone quickly either took up arms against him or started cults worshipping him.
  23. >Anonymous reacted to both with the same response
  24. >Gratuitous amounts of swearing, shouting, and slaps across the face
  25. >Nowadays he strolls around town looking for odd-jobs and causing trouble wherever he sees fit
  26.  
  27. 1/?
  28.  
  29. >You peer closely at the picture
  30. >Anonymous and you are both smiling at the camera, your hoof in his hand.
  31. >He was very civil during the photo shoot, especially after he threw a vase at the camera-man for suggesting that Anon be kept on a leash
  32. >But something you had never noticed before has caught your eye
  33. >Looking closer, the window you and Anon are stood in front of is being occupied
  34. >Right in the corner of it, a small yellow face with teal eyes and a pink mane is looking through the glass and at Anonymous
  35. >Raise an eyebrow
  36. >Looks a lot like Fluttershy
  37. >Shake your head and sigh
  38. >Of course it's Fluttershy. She hasn't left the poor human alone since he got here
  39. >Half the trouble he's involved in also involves her
  40. >Silly little thing, she is.
  41. >Still, it's harmless shenanigans.
  42. >...Most of the time
  43. >You recall the moment where Anon was stood on the top flag pole of the town hall, completely naked and beating his chest while Fluttershy circled around the human, throwing bits of fruit at him
  44. >Admittedly, it was a fantastic boost to the town's tourist trade. But other than that it was just awkward to watch
  45. >You walk back over to your desk and place the gin back in the top drawer
  46. >Then you head towards the office door and walk down to the Town Hall's kitchen
  47. >This isn't the first time you've done this. Not by a long shot.
  48.  
  49. 2/?
  50.  
  51. >Late nights at the office usually end with you getting drunk and... Experimenting with yourself
  52. >You blush slightly and try not to think about your drunken antics while you head towards the kitchen
  53. >Nudging open the door you go over to the fridge
  54. >Gotta be a daisy sandwich in here left over, or anything that can fill the growing void in your stomach
  55. >You go to pull open the fridge door when the entire thing shudders, and a loud bang occurs from the inside
  56. >You take a step back and stare at the fridge
  57. >Clearly it isn't pleased with its current sacrifices and requires the blood of a virgin
  58. >This has happened before, after the first Cult of Anon cropped up, they started enchanting household objects with black magic
  59. >Bloody cultists
  60. >You grumble and grab a knife from a nearby knife-block, ready to do early morning CQC with the blood hungry fridge while also hung-over
  61. >The shit you do for this town
  62. >The fridge door opens
  63. >You brace yourself
  64. >And out climbs Anon
  65.  
  66. 3/?
  67.  
  68. >You both hold each other's gazes for a minute
  69. >He slowly eases himself out of the fridge
  70. >How he got in there to begin with, you're not sure
  71. >He looks to the left and the right, then back at you
  72. >"Heeeey..."
  73. ...Hey.
  74. >He is, once again, naked. Seems like every time you meet him his clothes just vanish
  75. >You blush again
  76. >Of course, you haven't done THAT with him... It's just... Circumstance.
  77. >You don't need to look down. You've already seen his package enough to know how big it is
  78. >Several stallions around Ponyville are rather jealous. Let's just leave it at that.
  79. >He wipes some flour off his skin and coughs into a fist
  80. >"Listen... This might look weird, but I swear to god I can explain"
  81. >You raise an eyebrow at him and motion for him to continue
  82. >"Well, see. There was Fluttershy involved... And she wanted to know if food was my fetish... Things got a bit complicated."
  83. >He ruffles his hair and some eggshells fall out
  84. >His entire front is covered in egg yolk
  85. >His crotch is smeared with dried Peach Jam
  86. >You can't even begin to imagine what the poor guy went through last night
  87. >"...So as a result, I had to stay the night in your fridge. Sorry."
  88. >You didn't catch any of that, but you smile and nod at him anyway
  89.  
  90. 4/?
  91.  
  92. >He smiles back, satisfied that you were listening
  93. >"Ok! Well. I'm uhh, gonna go home."
  94. >He stares at you for a second
  95. >"Bye."
  96. >Then casually strolls out the door as if nothing happened
  97. >You watch him go, his tight buttocks bouncing slightly with each step
  98. >You catch yourself biting your lower lip
  99. Snap out of it, Mayor.
  100. >You say under your breath
  101. >Look back at the fridge
  102. >It's a complete wreck
  103. >Notice a small half-eaten bun on the bottom shelf that hadn't been crushed by Anon
  104. >Pick it up and eat it
  105. >Don't judge.
  106. >Food's food.
  107.  
  108. >Once you finish eating whatever was in the fridge, you head back up to the office and sit down
  109. >Tap your hooves together and sigh
  110. >The clock is ticking
  111. >Your secretary doesn't get in for another 30 minutes
  112. >You eye the top drawer of the desk
  113. ...
  114. >Oh come on, you deserve something after that fright this morning.
  115.  
  116. 5/?
  117.  
  118. >2 hours later you're trotting through town
  119. >Busy busy busy!
  120. >First you have an appointment at Sweet Apple Acres regarding Applejack's food output
  121. >A growing town needs a growing food supply
  122. >You stroll down the country roads, looking at the trees and humming
  123. >So much to do, such little time
  124. >You turn down a side road on the way to the farm, the morning sun beaming down on you
  125. >Smile
  126. >You love this town
  127. >Hell, without sounding like one of those "Hippy-ponies" that your daughter was for a few months, you love life.
  128. >It's full of excitements. You just never know what's around the corner-
  129. >You turn a corner
  130. >Anonymous, fully clothed, leaps over a log and pulls out a hand axe, before hurling it back the way he came
  131. >It embeds itself in a tree trunk
  132. >"NOT TODAY, YOU FUCKER!"
  133. >He sprints on past you, not even stopping to acknowledge that you were there
  134. >A mere second later, Fluttershy explodes out of the bush next to the tree the axe was embedded in
  135. >"LOVE ME, YOU CELESTIA-DAMNED APE!"
  136. >She growls and flies after him
  137. >You stand there and blink a few times
  138. >Look at the hand-axe, stuck fast in the tree trunk
  139. >Good thing it missed. Fluttershy would have been killed
  140. >Walk up to it and grip it with your mouth
  141. >Tug and pull, grunting slightly
  142. >After one last pull you tear it out of the bark and carry on towards the farm
  143.  
  144. 6/?
  145.  
  146. >Applejack is moving some farm equipment around
  147. >You trot on up to her, ready to be all professional.
  148. >Got to keep up appearances around here, or ponies might think-
  149. >"Uhh, Ms Mayor? Why're ya holdin' an axe?"
  150. >Oh bugger.
  151. >You spit out the axe and laugh nervously
  152. Oh, that. Uhh. It was ahh... Anonymous and Fluttershy.
  153. >Applejack nods understandingly
  154. >"Ah see. Yeah, I wondered what they were both doin' 'round these parts."
  155. >You both chat about Anon for a while before getting down to business
  156. >Applejack agrees to expand her orchard sizes as long as you provide her with a bigger budget, of which you're all too happy to do so.
  157. >You make your way back towards the town, thinking about Anonymous
  158. >Where did he even get an axe?
  159. >As you approach town hall you see a huge group of ponies outside it, shouting
  160. >Panic fills you
  161. >Dammit! They know that you're dealing with the black market to keep the town economy afloat!
  162. >Readying your best excuses and linguistic loopholes, you prepare to give a rousing speech to rally the town in your favour
  163. >The ponies see you coming and let you past
  164. >You trot up to the podium that is set up at the front
  165. >Your secretary stands beside it, looking haggard
  166. >Poor dear
  167. >Taking your stand, you clear your throat, getting the attention of the crowd
  168. Now, I know you're all wondering why I did it. But I love this town and am not afraid to-
  169. >"WE NEED TO DO SOMETHING ABOUT ANON!"
  170. ...To do something about Anon! Yes!
  171.  
  172. 7/?
  173.  
  174. >You smile at the crowd
  175. >Your smile falters
  176. What?
  177. >"Anonymous! The Human! He's out of control!"
  178. >The rest of the ponies agree with the mare that said it
  179. Ahh, why? What in Equestria is wrong with Anon?
  180. >You choose to forget what just happened with the Axe and the attempted murder
  181. >"He's promiscuous! Vile! And is a threat to our foals!"
  182. >More agreements
  183. Now now, settle down. What exactly do you mean "Promiscuous"?
  184. >The mare takes a step forward and lets her voice be heard
  185. >"Anonymous is a bad influence on this town! He sleeps around and is ruining our families with his immature and irresponsible behaviour! I've put up with him for a year and a half, but something needs to be done!"
  186. >Yet more ponies shout their approval
  187. >You stare at her
  188. So what you're saying is... Anonymous is bad because he... Sleeps with ponies?
  189. >"Yes!"
  190. >Well shit. This is news to you. You didn't think Anon's stable door swung that way
  191. >Maybe you can-
  192. >Focus, Mayor. Focus.
  193. Well, ahh. I'm sure what Anon does in his own time is his own business, ma'am. I fail to see what the problem is here.
  194.  
  195. 8/?
  196.  
  197. >"The problem is that he and his little... HARLOT, that 'Fluttershy' character, are always performing grotesque sexual acts in public!"
  198. If I might offer a rebuttal, those acts are hardly Anon's fault. They're more to do with Fluttershy.
  199. >"It is still depraved! And what if our foals try to impersonate it? What then?"
  200. I'm sure that your foals are smart enough NOT to try this, ma'am. You need to give them a little bit more credit.
  201. >Several ponies murmur in agreement from that last remark
  202. >The mare is getting flustered, and is losing support from the rest of the crowd
  203. >You notice that there are actually no children in this crowd
  204. >You can use this to your advantage, and appeal to the adult side of them
  205. Besides, it's just sex! There's nothing wrong with having a bit of fun now and then, right?
  206. >A mare stood at the front quickly blurts out an answer
  207. >"Yeah! It's just sex with Anon! What's wrong with that!?"
  208. >Every single pony stares at her, even you
  209. Uhh.
  210. >The pony shuffles nervously
  211. >You raise an eyebrow
  212. What do you mean, "Sex with Anon"? I was referring to just sex in general.
  213. >She blushes deeply and cowers a little under the gaze of her peers
  214. >"I-I... Umm... W-well Anon is a really great guy..."
  215. >Another mare stood next to her groans
  216. >"Oh my god, Rose. Did you sleep with ANON?!"
  217. >"M-maybe..."
  218. >The crowd groans
  219.  
  220. 9/?
  221.  
  222. >Rose suddenly gets bolder
  223. >"W-why do you sound so hostile anyway, Lily? Everyp0ny knows you have a thing for Anon!"
  224. >Several "oohs" from the crowd
  225. >"He wasn't even that good in bed!"
  226. >She quickly slaps some hooves over her mouth, but it's too late
  227. >Rose laughs
  228. >"HA! You slept with him, didn't you?"
  229. >The original reason for the crowd all but forgotten, every pony suddenly starts shouting at Lily and Rose for not "Being a proper Pony"
  230. >Calls of blatant racism are heard and various curses and hooves are pointed at the wrong people
  231. >"I BLAME THE GRIFFONS! IT'S THEIR ANCIENT BLOOD RITUALS THAT HAVE CURSED OUR TOWN WITH PROMISCUITY!"
  232. >"YOU'RE WRONG! IT'S A GOVERNMENT PLOT TO ESTABLISH ORDER OVER THE POPULATION!"
  233. >"I BET THE JAHOOVES DID THIS."
  234. >You rest your forehead on the podium and sigh
  235. >Raise your head again and look at your secretary
  236. >She's doing the crossword puzzle in today's paper
  237. >Look back at the crowd
  238. >They have stopped the initial shitstorm and are now blaming each other
  239. >"I'll have you know that I have over 300 confirmed clients, I'm a far better lawyer than you'll ever be!"
  240. >"Can it, Timeturner. You're not even a real lawyer."
  241. >"HOW DARE YOU!"
  242.  
  243. 10/?
  244.  
  245. All of you! Be quiet!
  246. >The mare arguing with Timeturner looks flushed and looks back at you
  247. >"I'm sorry, Ms Mayor, but my family has upheld pony tradition of generations! None of us would consort with a... 'Human'!"
  248. >Weren't they talking about Law?
  249. >Whatever...
  250. >The mare's husband shuffles and goes bright red
  251. >The mare catches on
  252. >"...Darling?"
  253. >He laughs nervously
  254. >"Y-yeah, we wouldn't d-dare consort..."
  255. >She stares at him
  256. >Her jaw slowly drops open
  257. >He puts on a fake smile
  258. >A vein on the mare's forehead pops out
  259. >You raise your eyebrows. Both of them, this time
  260. >This is getting interesting
  261. >"D-darling. Did you SLEEP. WITH A HUMAN?!"
  262. >The stallion tries to take control
  263. >"Now, honeybun, I'll have you know that I was drunk and-"
  264. >"YOU ARE GETTING DRUNK BEHIND MY BACK?! YOU WERE 10 YEARS SOBER!"
  265. >The shit storm begins anew
  266. >Ponies everywhere start shouting at each other
  267. >You watch in awe as nearly half of Ponyville confesses to some form of sexual activity with the local Alien
  268. >Eventually you decide to impose order
  269.  
  270. 11/?
  271.  
  272. BEEE QUIIIEEEET!
  273. >Eveyp0ny freezes and looks at you
  274. >You pant
  275. Now... Is there anyone here who HASN'T had sex with Anonymous?
  276. >A single hoof raises at the back
  277. >It's yellow
  278. >And attached to Fluttershy
  279. >You try not to snicker
  280. >She speaks up, looking at everyone in the crowd from behind her mane
  281. >"Umm... W-what do you all mean you s-slept with Anon?"
  282. >Everyp0ny avoids her gaze
  283. >You just stare
  284. >This whole scene is bewildering
  285. >Not only because half the town actually slept with an alien lifeform, but the only pony who actually SEEMS like she wants to, hasn't done.
  286. >Before anyone can say anything, Anon strolls onto the stage, drinking a milkshake and carrying a newspaper under his arm
  287. >He seemingly just realises where he is, and looks around
  288. >"Oh. Uhh. Hi, guys. What's new?"
  289. >Fluttershy rises above the crowd, her face a picture of the purest rage imaginable
  290. >"ANONYMOUS! WHY HAVE YOU SLEPT WITH HALF THE TOWN?!"
  291. >He blankly looks at her
  292. >"Uhh. I was drunk."
  293. >She screams like a banshee and flies at him
  294. >He shouts in panic and runs off the stage, dropping his milkshake and newspaper as he runs
  295. >The crowd, you, and your secretary watch him go
  296. >Silence reigns for a few moments
  297. >You turn your gaze back to the crowd
  298.  
  299. 12/?
  300.  
  301. >They're all looking at something on the stage
  302. >You follow their eyes and look down
  303. >Anon's milkshake is lying in a puddle of banana-flavoured goodness on the wooden stage
  304. >After a while, Rose says something very slowly.
  305. >"...His lips touched that straw."
  306. >The cat was out of the bag
  307. >Everyp0ny knew everyp0ny else's darkest secrets
  308. >There was nothing to hide anymore
  309. >This realisation hits you and your eyes widen in panic
  310. >Your head bolts up and you face the crowd once more
  311. REMAIN CALM EVERP-
  312. >"HIS LIPS TOUCHED THAT STRAW!"
  313. >You scream as every stallion and mare swarms the stage, desperate to get their hooves on the precious artefact
  314. >With your final breath you curse the one that caused all this before you get consumed by the sea of ponies fighting over the straw
  315. FUCKING ANON!
  316.  
  317. 13/13
  318. The End
  319. Part 2: ponepaste.org/811
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