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[FLUTTERRAPE] Choices

By Nebulus
Created: 2020-12-17 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 13:37:49
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  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: March 30th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. An experimental story based on choices chosen by Anons in the thread. Each part was rolled for and picked out based on the number they ended with.
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  7.  
  8. Let's get experimental.
  9. I pray that there are a few people lurking at least.
  10.  
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  12. >Day choices in Equestria
  13. >Wake up
  14. >Yawn
  15. >Scratch ass cheek
  16. >A feeling of dread washes over you, like something terrible is going to happen
  17. >You realise that somewhere in another parallel universe, another Anon felt the same thing
  18. >Wanting to stand out and be the horrid little hipster that you are, you decide instead to feel 'unsure'
  19. >Content and indecisive, you shit, shower and shave
  20. >Walk downstairs
  21. >Sit at the kitchen table and set your hands on it, twiddling your thumbs and waiting for something interesting to happen
  22.  
  23.  
  24. -- Fluttershy crash lands into Anon's Lap with a POMF =3 --
  25.  
  26.  
  27. >Anon doesn't seem to abide by his own rules
  28. >With a middle finger extended to the universe, he simply wills his tale to continue
  29. >It's a one time thing though because Blizzard can't balance for shit
  30. >Before you can write a strongly worded letter to Capcom, Fluttershy bursts through your window, glass getting all over the place and creating several small lacerations on your face
  31. >She bounces across the kitchen table like a sex crazed rubber ball and lands on your lap
  32. >She sticks her tongue out and looks up at you, eyes full of hope
  33. >"Pomf!"
  34. You're not supposed to say 'pomf', chode.
  35.  
  36.  
  37. -- >rape --
  38.  
  39.  
  40. >Fluttershy's cheerful face drops
  41. >She musters all the cuteness she can and tries to look scary
  42. >">Rape!"
  43. >You're not quite sure how she managed to pronounce the greater-than symbol, but she did it anyway
  44. >While your mind struggles to comprehend how she says it, she presses herself forward and knocks you and the chair backwards
  45. >Your back his the floor, knocking the wind out of you
  46. >Your head hits the stone tiles
  47. >Hurts like a mother fucker
  48. >Fluttershy stands over you, drooling onto your chiselled features
  49. >She's also making a mess of the suit you decided to wear this morning
  50. >She gets to work trying to remove said suit, her horsegina already dripping everywhere
  51.  
  52.  
  53. -- give in. it isn't like I'm... I mean... like Fluttershy is going to give in, right? --
  54.  
  55.  
  56. >You decide that it's for the best to just give up
  57. >The French would be proud
  58. >You sigh and gaze into Fluttershy's madly twitching eyes
  59. Ok, Fluttershy. You win. I surrender.
  60. >Fluttershy squeals
  61. >She doesn't stop squealing
  62. >Her squeals reach such a volume that your ear drums burst and all the glass in your house shatters
  63. >You watch in awe as Fluttershy squeals herself into a coma
  64. >Then there is silence
  65. >You stand up and prod Fluttershy with a foot
  66. >She's fuckin' gone, man
  67. >Look around
  68. >The house is a wreck
  69. >There is a knock on the door
  70. >"Hey, Anon? It's Twilight. Have you seen Fluttershy anywhere?"
  71. >You look down at the unconscious Fluttershy
  72. >SHIT.
  73.  
  74.  
  75. -- Camouflage yourself as a chair. --
  76.  
  77.  
  78. >You think back to your grandpa's old war stories
  79. >"Anon! When I was in the First World War I used to hide in the most obvious places! The enemy never found me!"
  80. >The enemy never found him because he never fought in the first world war
  81. >But the principle still stands
  82. >You hastily throw together disguise and stay silent
  83. >Twilight lets herself in
  84. >As in, she melts the lock and pushes the door open, looking smug as shit
  85. >You fucking hate the unicorn sometimes
  86. >Could be worse though
  87. >She could be an Alicorn
  88. >BUT WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT HAPPENING, RIGHT?
  89. >Twilight looks around the room
  90. >She gasps and runs over to Fluttershy
  91. >You hold your breath, your disguise is holding
  92. >You duct-taped a chair to your chest and are led on the kitchen floor
  93. >Don't move
  94. >Her Mary Sueness is based on Movement
  95.  
  96.  
  97. -- Slam her in the face with the chair when she isn't looking. --
  98.  
  99.  
  100. >Twilight murmurs to herself and stands back up
  101. >She starts to inspect your ruined kitchen, leaving Fluttershy's body next to you
  102. >While she inspects your shattered windows, writing down clues on a note pad, you slowly peel the duct tape off your chest and stand up
  103. >Using your incredibly ape-ancestor abilities of stealth and espionage, you creep up behind her, holding the wooden chair by it's legs above your head
  104. >From your new view point, Twilight isn't actually writing down clues
  105. >She's writing a "Suicide Note" for Fluttershy, complete with blood taken from the broken windows
  106. >Woah
  107. >Awesome
  108. >But she's overpowered, and she's got to go
  109. SURPRISE, MOTHER FUCKER.
  110. >Twilight's head spins 180 degrees in shock
  111. >"ANO-"
  112. >You slam that purple faggot in the face as hard as you can
  113. >The chair shatters, embedding splinters in her face and your hands
  114. >She flies across the room and into the fridge
  115. >The freezer door at the top opens
  116. >Popsickles
  117. >Hell yeah.
  118. >You suck on one while you survey the two nearly dead ponies in your kitchen
  119. >What a morning
  120.  
  121.  
  122. -- Run with the speed of a thousand Kenyans and talk with Pinkie about what you did --
  123.  
  124.  
  125. >You realise that you just took down two ponies in one morning before you even had breakfast
  126. >If this was some kind of video game, you would have easily earned an achievement.
  127. >But alas, this is a totally real event that is happening in a physical world full of non-fiction happenings.
  128. >But you know who would love to hear about this?
  129. >Pinkie Pie
  130. >Your brain gives itself a pat on the Lobe Occipital and you run out the door
  131. >Your urgency to tell Panka Pun about these cool happenings and rad events has somehow influenced your lower body strength
  132. >Your legs pump faster than they have ever pumped before and you cause your very own sonic anonboom while you run to Sugarcube Corner
  133. >You might have heard Rainbow Dash moan your name, but you couldn't hear over the sound of HOW FAST YOU'RE FUCKING RUNNING HOLY SHIT
  134. >You scream as you put up your arms to defend yourself
  135. >The wall of Sugarcube Corner meets you, but your velocity is too high to be stopped by the likes of wooden walls
  136. >You crash through it and tumble over a table, sliding on your face into the kitchen
  137. >Stand up, the skin on your face raw and bloody
  138. >Pinkie Pie stares at you, lower jaw open
  139. Pinkie.
  140. >"Y-yes?"
  141. You will never. Guess. What. Just. Happened.
  142.  
  143.  
  144. -- Crashing through the wall actually made you forget what happened. You and Pinkie must now retrace your own actions. --
  145.  
  146.  
  147. >"What Anon, WHAT?!"
  148. I-....
  149. >You pause
  150. I uhhh...
  151. >Pinkie cocks her head
  152. Fuck. I don't even know. How did I get here? Why is my face so sore?
  153. >Pinkie shakes her head
  154. >"Well I don't know! You just ran through the wall like ZOOM! And you've scared all the customers away you Dodo-head!
  155. That's not a word
  156. >"What are you a dictionary?"
  157. >You chuckle. Not sure why, you just felt like you needed to do so
  158. >Pinkie sighs
  159. >"Well since my shift was ending anyway, should we try and figure out what's wrong with you?"
  160. That's a great suggestion, Applejack!
  161. >"Ooooh boy."
  162. >You and Rarity step out of the you-shaped hole and head into town to try and figure out what the hell is going on
  163.  
  164.  
  165. -- Suddenly, a dragon swoops you off your feet claiming that you are its long lost child. --
  166.  
  167.  
  168. >"Holy cupcakes, Anon! A memory restoring plot device!"
  169. >You remove your top hat that you stole from an upper-class tourist whilst the readers weren't looking and try to hold back your tears of joy
  170. We did it, Pancake. We did it.
  171. >Pinkie Pie gently nudges you forwards
  172. >"Go on! Touch it! Remember!"
  173. >She starts ominously saying "Remember" like that one part of the Lion King
  174. >I loved that movie
  175. >Fuckin' Simba.
  176. >Before you can touch the plot device, the ground is torn from your feet and you find yourself soaring through the clouds
  177. This isn't normal.
  178. >Look up
  179. >A gargantuan silver dragon with green scales and a shit load of mascara on is carrying you in her claws
  180. >"MY CHILD! I THOUGHT I'D LOST YOU!"
  181. >Welp. Father always said to play along when in the presence of giant delusional hellspawns
  182. MOTHER! AT LAST!
  183.  
  184.  
  185. -- You >rape the dragon --
  186.  
  187.  
  188. >Your eyes widen as you remember something from your past
  189. >Your most prominent fetish
  190. >Dragons.
  191. >You struggle to contain your boner, but you are unable to do so.
  192. >Your dick, denser than the centre of a super-massive blackhole, is throbbing painfully
  193. >You must have this dragon
  194. >Mother or not.
  195. >Just as the dragon flaps her wings and soars over a mountain, you use your pent up sexual frustration to wrench yourself from her grasp
  196. >"MY CHILD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"
  197. YOU.
  198. >"B-BUT WHY? CAN'T YOU SEE THE LIMITATIONS OF YOUR FEEBLE SEXUAL DRIVE?"
  199. BUT THAT'S JUST IT, DRAGON. MY DICK IS AN EVER GROWING ENGINE OF LUST AND DESIRE
  200. >Her eyes widen
  201. LITTLE BY LITTLE, MY DICK GETS HARDER UNTIL IT CAN OVERCOME ALL OBSTACLES!
  202. >You use your incredible strength to grip the dragon's behind
  203. >You line yourself up at her giant dragon entrance
  204. MY DICK IS THE DICK THAT SHALL PIECE THE DRAGON!
  205. >The music in your head reaches a crescendo as you ram your entire length into the dragon
  206. >The dragon roars in rage and loses control of it's motor skills, crashing into Canterlot and flattening over a hundred houses
  207. >You pump away until you finish inside her
  208. >Hop off the Dragon and pull up your pants
  209. >Pat her on the ass
  210. Call me.
  211. >She can't answer. She might be a bit dead from crashing head first into the ground
  212. >You put your hands on your hips and look at the scar of destruction created by the crash landing dragon
  213. Great. Now what?
  214.  
  215.  
  216. -- Acquire the Dragon's soul and become Anonkiin. --
  217.  
  218.  
  219. >You turn back around and gaze at the dragon
  220. >You hear a distant chanting in your mind
  221. >Without even realising what you're doing, you raise a hand and feel the dragon's soul lingering around it's late body
  222. >You focus, feeling the soul touch your fingers
  223. >The moment it does, the soul rushes into you
  224. >You feel the essence of the dragon fill every vein in your body, like in internal fire
  225. >You cry out in pain, but as soon as it has started, it ends
  226. >You gasp and clutch your head
  227. >You feel stronger than ever
  228. >A nearby pony crawls out of the wreckage of a house and limps over to you
  229. >"W-what was that? Who are you?"
  230. In your tongue I am Anonymous, DRAGONBORN!
  231. >You suck in air and bellow out some words
  232. FUS RO DAH!
  233. >The pony stands there and stares at you
  234. >"Uhhh, sorry?"
  235. >Ahh shit.
  236. >You aren't dragonborn at all!
  237. >You only went and gave yourself a dragon STD!
  238. >Great going, Anon. Who knows what freaky shit will happen to you now?
  239.  
  240.  
  241. -- Spread the dragon disease around p0nyville --
  242.  
  243.  
  244. >You muse to yourself for a moment
  245. What would a dragon STD even do?
  246. >The pony in front of you gasps
  247. >"Not a dragon STD! Those afflicted will wander Equestria fucking everything they see! There is no known cure!"
  248. ..Right, so what you're saying to me is, I have to go back to Ponyville and spread the virus?
  249. >"What?! No! You have to quarantine yourself, or set yourself on fire to purge the disease!"
  250. Definitely getting a "Spread my gift" kinda vibe here
  251. >"Are you insane?!"
  252. Mmmm...
  253. >Stroke your chin
  254. Yes.
  255. >Pin him down and fuck him in the ass as hard as you can, your dick empowered by the onset of Dragon STD, which from now on you have decided to call "Dragsexitus"
  256. >The pony cries beneath you while you empty yourself inside his anus
  257. >Pull out and tighten your belt
  258. >The pony pulls himself into the foetal position
  259. >"W-why?"
  260. Why? For the glory of Nurgle of course!
  261. >You raise your fists to the heavens and pray for Grandfather Nurgle to assist you in the spreading of his gift
  262. >He hears your call, and answers in kind
  263. >Open your eyes and find yourself in Ponyville
  264. >A small yellow filly trots up to you
  265. >"Howdy, thar, Ahnon! Fancy seein' you here!"
  266. >Smile darkly at her
  267. >It begins.
  268.  
  269.  
  270. -- Only Twilights virginity may cure you, quick, goto twilight and rape her --
  271.  
  272.  
  273. >Father Nurgle speaks to you while you plough that tight filly ass
  274. >"My Child, know that I love you greatly. For your time of ascension is not yet at hand"
  275. Nigga, really?
  276. >Applebloom sobs beneath you, but you aren't really concentrating on her
  277. >"Yes, dearest Anonymous. You must take the innocence of a virgin to cure you of this most wonderful ailment!"
  278. Suppose I like having this curse?
  279. >"I'll infect you with black death, syphilis, and genital warts for shits and giggles"
  280. That's not very nice, Papa Nurgle
  281. >"Don't fuck around with me, Anon. Go find a virgin. You can spread my plagues later, but not now."
  282. God dammit.
  283. >You pull out of Applebloom before you climax
  284. >She pouts
  285. >"N-not gonna finish?"
  286. Don't be a slut, Applebloom. Leave that to Sweetie Belle.
  287. >"Aww..."
  288. >You stroll along the outskirts of Ponyville and towards your house
  289. >Walk through your still open front door
  290. >Fluttershy is still in a coma
  291. >Twilight is slumped against the fridge
  292. >Pick up her hind legs
  293. >She's still warm, that'll make this easier
  294. >Push your cock into her
  295. >You meet resistance almost immediately
  296. >Grunt and push past it
  297. >You feel the hymen give way and you push all the way in
  298. >Pull out
  299. >Look at your dick
  300. >Blood all over it
  301. >Nurgle speaks once more
  302. >"Congratulations, my child! You are cured!"
  303. Woo hoo.
  304. >Sigh and look down at Twilight
  305. >She glares back
  306. >...
  307. >She wasn't dead.
  308. >...
  309. >OH SHIT.
  310.  
  311.  
  312. -- She's wearing panties and she's got an apple up her ass. --
  313.  
  314.  
  315. >You hold each other's gazes for a minute
  316. >Twilight's hatred is evident in her eyes
  317. >She spits out a few words slowly
  318. >"I. WAS SAVING MYSELF. FOR CELESTIA"
  319. Cool.
  320. >With a scream she unleashes every spell she knows
  321. >A long, drawn out fight occurs all over your house
  322. >You run upside down
  323. >Have sword fights
  324. >Tickle each other playfully
  325. >You get stabbed in the leg with a paring knife
  326. >Twilight's cutie mark gets shaved off on one side
  327. >Every item of furniture is destroyed or knocked over
  328. >And still Twilight rages at you
  329. >A loud explosion signifies the total annihilation of your bathroom
  330. >Twilight teleports out of it and throws a few spells in your direction
  331. >Backflip over an overturned table and watch as they liquefy whatever object was unfortunate enough to get hit
  332. >You run out of your front door when she stops to cool down
  333. >She screams and runs after you
  334. >You run down the street wearing a singed suit covered in holes
  335. >Your right shoulder is smouldering slightly
  336. >Twilight erupts from your house, her eyes burning with intense fury
  337. >She's also wearing a bright red thong and you can see an apple poking out of her asshole
  338. >You don't understand how it got there
  339. >Rage is on hell of a drug
  340.  
  341.  
  342. -- Celestia appears, and lets Twilight know that they could never had had sex, as Celestia is actually Twilight's son --
  343.  
  344.  
  345. >Twilight chases you through Ponyville, screaming insults and setting fire to everything except you
  346. >She's a terrible shot
  347. >Heh, good one, brain. You should totally tell her that
  348. >Look over your shoulder at the enraged Unicorn
  349. YOU'RE A TERRIBLE SHOT!
  350. >That showed her!
  351. >The ground beneath you shudders as Twilight's anger reaches new heights
  352. >She's now bright white and her mane is made of fire
  353. >Shitty OC 0/10 colour scheme would not cuddle
  354. >Fuck off, brain. We left the OC General for a reason
  355. >Before Twilight incinerates you, you freeze, held in place by a shining golden aura
  356. >Uh oh
  357. >You hear a majestic, boner inducing voice bellow out above the carnage
  358. >"TWILIGHT SPARKLE!"
  359. >A flash of bright light nearly blinds you
  360. >When you open your eyes, Ponyville is completely fixed
  361. >Nothing is on fire anymore
  362. >Except for your suit
  363. >Fucking Celestia
  364. >The Princess touches down and stomps over the Twilight while you watch, still suspended
  365. >"Twilight! I heard what you said"
  366. >Twilight stammers
  367. >"B-but how?"
  368. >Celestia smiles
  369. >"Yooou've coooome, such a looong looooooong waaay."
  370. >What.
  371. >"And I've watched yoooou from that veeeery fiiiiiirst day"
  372. >Twilight just seems appalled
  373. >"You've been watching me all this time?!"
  374. >"Yes."
  375. >"...EVERYTHING?!"
  376. >Celestia winks at her
  377. >"Oh yes. Which is also why I can never have sex with you."
  378. >Twilight bursts into tears
  379. >"But why?! I love you!"
  380. >You yawn
  381. >This is one mega-boring confrontation
  382. >Pinkie Pie floats on by, suspended by her own bubble of golden aura
  383. >"Tell me about it!"
  384. >You look back at the pair
  385. >"Because, Twilight... You are my son!"
  386. >At that moment, Twilight explodes like an expensive vase, bits of Twilight-shaped pottery showering everywhere
  387. >In her place now stands a male version of Twilight
  388. >"For you are actually Prince Dusk Shine!"
  389. THAT'S FUCKING RETARDED!
  390. >"Shut up, Anonymous."
  391.  
  392.  
  393. -- Wake up --
  394.  
  395.  
  396. >Dusk Shine and Celestia both look your way
  397. >You now notice their massive erect stallion dicks
  398. >You struggle
  399. >Can't move for shit, captain
  400. >Celestia licks her lips as she walks towards you
  401. >"Now, my son. Let us partake in some exotic fun"
  402. >Dusk Shine nods, his face a picture of the purest rape
  403. NO NO NO NO NOOO!
  404.  
  405. >You wake up panting
  406. >Clutch your chest
  407. >Your heart is hammering
  408. >Breathe heavily and calm yourself
  409. >The sun is streaming in through the cracks in the curtains
  410. >Look at the calender on the wall
  411. >Day 189 in Equestria
  412. >Get up
  413. >Shit, shower, shave.
  414. >Go downstairs
  415. >Pour yourself some oats
  416. >Stare at the bowl
  417. Why do I feel like something bad is going to happen?
  418.  
  419.  
  420. -- Twilight arrives at Anon's house to show off her wings --
  421.  
  422.  
  423. >You hear a knock on the door
  424. Who could that be?
  425. >You go over and open the door
  426. >Twilight is stood proudly in front of you
  427. >She has the smuggest look imaginable on her face
  428. >You just want to slap the little shit for looking so smug
  429. >What, she just thinks she can knock on your door and not suffer for it?
  430. >Fuck that bitch
  431. >You need to show her who's boss
  432. >Before you can show that bitch who's boss, she unfurls her wings
  433. >"Like them?"
  434. >You gawp at her
  435. >Your heart starts pounding in your chest
  436. >Take a step back, shaking your head slowly
  437. W-w-why?
  438. >You can't handle it
  439. >Drop to your knees and sob as hard as you can
  440. WHY? FUCKING WHYYYY?
  441. >Twilight looks taken aback
  442. >Fluttershy, who was hidden in your plant pot, jumps out and starts consoling you
  443. >"There there, Anon, it's ok... Shhhhh..."
  444. >You bury your face in Fluttershy's comforting embrace, tears streaking down your face
  445. T-they r-ruined her...
  446. >"It's ok, Anon, of course more people need to cater to your specific tastes.. Of course they're wrong for doing things you don't like..."
  447. >She shoots Twilight a dirty look
  448. >"I think you need to leave"
  449. >Twilight bows her head and walks away, feeling sorry for herself
  450. >Fluttershy helps you up and follows you inside
  451.  
  452.  
  453. -- lick Fluttershy's butthole --
  454.  
  455.  
  456. >Fluttershy spends the whole morning making you feel better
  457. >She's such a great friend
  458. >She puts loads of purple stuff on your food and in your drinks, but she's still a great FRIEND
  459. >You love your FRIENDS
  460. >You need to show your FRIENDS that you love them
  461. >Fluttershy looks deep into your eyes, and you into hers
  462. >You think quickly of the most romantic thing to say in this incredibly intimate situation
  463. >OK, ANON, DON'T FUCK THIS UP.
  464. Fluttershy...
  465. >"Y-yes, Anon?"
  466. Could I lick your asshole
  467. >Your brain commits ritual bukkake
  468. >Fluttershy blushes
  469. >"A-anon! I didn't think y-you liked me that much..."
  470. >Suddenly you're both wearing Japanese school uniforms
  471. >Fluttershy hikes up her skirt
  472. >"B-be gentle..."
  473. >You lean in and press your face between those amazingly soft cheeks
  474. >Fluttershy moans from the sensation of your breath on her puckered little butthole
  475. >You slowly extend your long and push it inside
  476. >It tastes tangy
  477.  
  478.  
  479. -- Keep going until someone catches the two. Anon has no dignity anymore. --
  480.  
  481.  
  482. >You push your tongue deep inside her, tasting her rectal walls
  483. >For some reason, a single tear forms in your eye and slides down your cheek
  484. >You also feel empty and cold inside
  485. >You resign to eating out Fluttershy's asshole all afternoon
  486. >Fluttershy screams in pleasure and rubs herself to your rhythmic licking
  487. >You feel nothing inside
  488. >All that matters is the licking
  489. >More tears streak down your face
  490. >Fluttershy takes this as tears of happiness
  491. >But you feel no happiness
  492. >You long since forgot what it means to feel anything
  493. >Lick, lick, lick. that's all you do for 6 straight hours
  494. >A knock on the door sounds distant
  495. >Fluttershy screams and orgasms again, covering your chin in juices
  496. >You keep licking, your tastebuds long since become accustomed to the taste of flutterpoop
  497. >You would feel disgust, but nothing phases you anymore
  498. >At that moment, you hear a loud gasp
  499. >Fluttershy pushes you away from her, and your tongue leaves her asshole
  500. >You look around, dazed and confused
  501. >Rarity is aghast and looking like she's about to faint
  502. >Fluttershy stammers
  503. >"H-hello umm..."
  504. >She eeps and flies out of the window
  505. >Rarity just stares at you
  506. >Your tongue is still hanging out
  507. >It's numb
  508.  
  509.  
  510. -- They star in a movie rapes on a train. --
  511.  
  512.  
  513. >Rarity slowly begins to speak
  514. >"...Anonymous... I recently uhh, came into a bit of a job prospect. You're aware of how good I am at acting, yes?"
  515. >You look at your wall
  516. >Pictures of Rarity screaming in various poses greet you
  517. >Turn back to Rarity
  518. Yeah?
  519. >"Well, I was told that I could star in my own motion picture! Isn't that exciting!"
  520. I guess, yeah. What does that have to do with me?
  521. >"Ah, the director, a close friend of mine, said that he needed an actor to play the lead role! Would you like to do it?"
  522. My tongue tastes like shit.
  523. >"Wonderful! I shall meet you at the train station in 3 hours!"
  524. >3 hours later you're at the train station with Rarity
  525. Woah, wait. That happened way too fast!
  526. >"We don't have time for conventional pacing, Anonymous! We need to make another jump to get to the point of the story!"
  527. What? NO, NOT AGAIN!
  528. >A massive wormhole opens before you
  529. >Rarity pushes you in and jumps after you
  530. >You tumble and fall through reality's back door
  531. >A loud crackling and the sensation of static electricity all over your body meets you
  532. >Blink a few times
  533. >Rarity exits the wormhole behind you and crashes into your back
  534. >You fall to the floor with a whimper
  535. >Man up, pussy
  536. >Consider it manned, brain.
  537. >Rarity gets up off your back and trots into vision
  538. >"Come along, Anonymous! It's one year later! We have to go and see our film premier!"
  539. >Oh shit.
  540. >You actually made a movie called "Rapes on a Train" with Rarity
  541. >And now you're going to watch said movie
  542. >You don't even remember the script of film itself
  543. >One shudders to imagine what inhuman horrors lie inside that theatre
  544.  
  545.  
  546. -- Twilight crashes to the window and knocks Rarity unconscious, she then takes you to the library --
  547.  
  548.  
  549. >"Zac Maxboner! The rapes are everywhere! Train passengers are being violated left right and centre!"
  550. >You, wearing a horse head mask, put on some sunshades and pick up the alicorn amulet
  551. We rape the rape, Tits McLargecrotch.
  552. >You and Rarity charge into a passenger car, shooting hideous parodies of Fluttershy with large purple laser beams
  553. >Screams and explosions fill the train
  554. >You turn to Rari- Tits McLargecrotch
  555. TITS! THERE'S TOO MANY OF THEM!
  556. >Tits turns around in slow motion, explosions lighting up the set behind her as she blinks slowly
  557. >"Zac! I love you!"
  558. >Before you can answer, Twilight god damn Sparkle crashes through a carriage window and kicks Tits in the head
  559. TITS! NOOOOO!
  560. >Twilight cackles, lightning flashing behind her
  561. >"AND NOW YOU'RE ALL MINE, ZAC MAXBONER!"
  562. >She encases you in a purple magic field and flies both you and her out of the train
  563. >You watch and scream with anger as the train implodes, killing everyone onboard
  564. >Twilight flies you to her evil lair, a giant tree with a cute little garden out front
  565. >It looks nice.
  566. >Meanwhile, in the cinema, you zone out
  567. >When you snap to, the movie is over and the credits are rolling
  568. >Rarity is in tears
  569. >"W-wasn't that just the most amazing film ever?"
  570. It was shit
  571. >"Yes, it was, really"
  572. Who was your director friend?
  573. >"Micheal Hay."
  574. >BA DUM TSSSSSS
  575.  
  576.  
  577. -- You go back to your house to get some sleep --
  578.  
  579.  
  580. >Tired as hell and fed up with everything from time-jumps to shit movies with no plot, you decide to go home
  581. >A quick prayer to Nurgle lands you back at your house in the correct time line
  582. >He says you'll owe him when you die
  583. >That's future Anons problem
  584. >Push open the front door
  585. >Walk upstairs after locking it and hanging up your jacket
  586. >Collapse on the bed
  587. >Man, what a day
  588. >It doesn't take long for you to fall asleep
  589. >Life here can get tiring.
  590.  
  591.  
  592. -- You hear knocking on your door, you open to see Twilight, she couldn't sleep because she is in heat --
  593.  
  594.  
  595. >Dreamland is awesome
  596. >No ponies
  597. >No rape
  598. >Just you, hot supermodels, and video games
  599. >Ahhh, the joys of the unconscious mind
  600. >You float over to another large breasted woman so that you may have you way with her
  601. >She opens her mouth
  602. >You hear door knocks
  603. ...What?
  604. >The supermodel laughs and tries to speak again
  605. >All you can hear is door knocking
  606.  
  607. >Day midnight in Equestria
  608. >Wake up
  609. FUCK!
  610. >Stomp downstairs and throw open the door
  611. >Twilight is there, looking less smug
  612. >She still has the wings though
  613. >You're too tired and angry to cry
  614. WHAT.
  615. >"A-anon... I need help..."
  616. Unless it's cancer, I don't give a shit
  617. >"I'm... I'm in heat. Please, I need help!"
  618. >Heat, eh?
  619. >What an interesting turn of events
  620. >Its seems that estrus is upon us
  621. >Woe betide any men in the area when it happens
  622. >...
  623. >Wait...
  624. >...
  625. >FUCK.
  626.  
  627.  
  628. -- She wants you to give her some ointment and lets you go back to bed afterwards. --
  629.  
  630.  
  631. So let me guess, I'm going to have to have sex with you, or barricade my entire house spending the week fending off horny mares in some kind of R-rated Zombie Apocalypse, but with sex instead of cannibalism?
  632. >Twilight stares at you
  633. >"Uhh. No. You have some cream that can help me, should be called '2H1-T'."
  634. Oh... My mistake
  635. >Twilight laughs nervously
  636. Yeah, uhh. No problem, I guess.
  637. >You walk upstairs to the bathroom and get the ointment
  638. Why do I even have this?
  639. >Turn over the bottle
  640. >"Also works as mouthwash"
  641. Ah.
  642. >Walk downstairs again and hand her the bottle
  643. >She takes it, sighing in relief
  644. >"Thanks, Anon. It can get pretty unbearable during heat"
  645. No problem, Twilight. You have a nice night.
  646. >Hear a cough
  647. >You and Twilight look left
  648. >Applejack is stood there
  649. >"Ya know, there're other cures fer heat, Twi."
  650. >Twilight smiles
  651. >"I know, Applejack. But I prefer the cream. It's less hassle"
  652. >Applejack stares at her
  653. >And slaps the bottle out of her hoof
  654. >The bottle shatters
  655. >You, Twilight and Applejack stare at it for a moment
  656. Uh oh.
  657.  
  658.  
  659. -- Applejack has already been satisfied by her brother, Twilight needs your dick --
  660.  
  661.  
  662. >Applejack chuckles
  663. >"Ya'll have a nice night now."
  664. >She struts off, you see something dribbling from her rear but it's hard to tell what under the moonlight
  665. >Look back at Twilight
  666. >She's whimpering
  667. >She raises her head and looks at you, with eyes full of pain
  668. >"Anon... Help..."
  669. >Well fucking shit, looks like you're in quite the conundrum
  670. >You think back to what your redneck uncle used to tell you
  671. >"NAH, ANAN. WHAT YA NEED TA DO IS FUCK HER GENTLY, NOT HARD. HORSES HATE IT HARD. WAHEY!"
  672. >Uncle Redmond was weird.
  673. >You sigh and kneel down
  674. Would you like me to help you with your little problem, Twilight?
  675. >She sniffs and nods
  676. >"Y-yes please"
  677. >You take Twilight inside and lead her into your bedroom
  678. >Lay her down on the bed
  679. >Gaze into her bright eyes and smile
  680. >Lean in for a kiss
  681. >[SCENE REDACTED]
  682.  
  683. Oh my god, I am so sorry, guys. The part of my brain that writes clop just quit.
  684. J-just make up what you think will happen, okay? They have sex. That's all you need to know.
  685.  
  686. >A distant rooster call wakes you up
  687. >Stir slightly and look down at the purple alicorn gently snoozing
  688. >Pull her in closer and smile
  689. >Last night was awesome
  690. >Twilight's eyes flutter open and she nuzzles you
  691. >"Thank you, Anon"
  692. >You both lie in bed for a while longer, enjoying each other's warmth and company
  693. >What a perfect morning.
  694.  
  695.  
  696. -- everything ends. for ever. no sequels -- (<-- I fucking LOVED this answer. Nice one, Anon.)
  697.  
  698.  
  699. >Twilight cuddles up closer to you
  700. >"Anon?"
  701. Yeah?
  702. >"Can... Can I stay with you for today?"
  703. >You shift to get a better look at her
  704. >She smiles up at you shyly
  705. Sure thing, Twi.
  706. >You both get out of bed and make some food.
  707. >You joke and laugh with her, she giggles cutely and blushes at every turn
  708. >Trips around Ponyville that day go perfectly, and you only end up liking Twilight even more
  709. >By the end of the day, you're sat outside your house on the grass, drinking cold apple juice and stroking Twilight's mane while she reads a book
  710. >Applejack passes by
  711. >She sees you and Twilight
  712. >Twilight blushes
  713. >Applejack winks at you and carries on about her business
  714. >She didn't need to say anything. Her intentions were clear
  715.  
  716. >As the days roll by you and Twilight get closer together, happy in each other's company
  717.  
  718. >Eventually you would have gotten married, and though you couldn't have kids, every day you spent with that mare was just as magical as the last
  719.  
  720. >All good things must come to an end though, and being an Alicorn, Twilight inevitably outlives you
  721.  
  722. >You lie on your bed 70 years later
  723. >You've lived a long life
  724. >A happy life
  725. >Your cracked lips form a smile and your hand strokes Twilight's mane as she sits by your side
  726. >Sunlight is peeking in through the windows
  727. >Twilight is by your side
  728. >Everything is just perfect
  729. >Twilight starts to tear up again
  730. >You shush her
  731. It's ok, Twilight... Don't be sad. You made me the happiest...
  732. >You feel yourself going
  733. Man...
  734. >Your eyes droop
  735.  
  736. Alive...
  737.  
  738. The End
  739. Thanks for participating everyone. This was a fun little journey.
  740.  
  741. You guys are great.
  742. <3

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