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[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight's Obsession

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 06:59:54 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 22nd, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day Magic in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Shit shower shave
  7. >Walk out the shower, a towel wrapped around your waist
  8. >Stop dead
  9. >Turn around
  10. >Walk back inside the bathroom
  11. >Look at the bath mat
  12. >It's purple
  13. >And also has eyes
  14. "What the fuck."
  15. >A flash of purple, accompanied by a puff of thick smoke reveals your mat to be...
  16. >"Good morning!"
  17. >Twilight Sparkle.
  18. >Rub your temples
  19. >Wait, you used both hands
  20. >Your towel falls to the floor, revealing your junk
  21. >Twilight blushes
  22. >"Wow! That's quite the package!"
  23. >She puts on her sexy face
  24. >That is, a face that makes her look like she's having a cardiac arrest
  25. >"Is it for me? I promise I can pay..."
  26. "Ya know, in another time, I might have found this endearing. But after FOUR FUCKING YEARS, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE GROWN SICK OF IT."
  27. >"Love is timeless, Anon."
  28. "AAAAAAARGH!"
  29. >You are Anon.
  30. >And Twilight Sparkle is in love with you
  31.  
  32. 1/?
  33.  
  34. >Well, 'love' might be the wrong word
  35. >More like an obsession of unfathomable proportions
  36. >So much so that she's prepared to break into your house on multiple occasions
  37. >Which reminds you
  38. "How the hell did you get in?"
  39. >"I made a spare key in case you ever got locked out!"
  40. "That's... Actually quite nice of you! Thank you, Twilight. You're very considerate."
  41. >"Can we have sex now?"
  42. "Aaand you killed it. Well done. It only took you one and a half seconds for me to hate you again"
  43. >She pouts
  44. >"You don't hate me, do you Anon?"
  45. "Yes."
  46. >"No no no, the word you're looking for is 'love'! Say it with me now: I love you Twilight!"
  47. "Get out of my house, Twilight"
  48. >"Close! By I need you to be a liiittle bit more passionate about it. And maybe kiss me after you say it."
  49. >Pick her up
  50. >One hand gripping her tail, the other gripping her mane
  51. >"Oof! That kinda hurts Anon!"
  52. "You'll get over it."
  53. >Walk downstairs and push open your front door, still nude
  54. >Throw her out
  55. "You know who's a unicorn I can respect? Rarity. You should be more like Rarity."
  56. >"Does that mean I should dye my coat white?"
  57. "No. It means you should act with a BIT MORE FUCKING CIVILITY"
  58. >Slam the door and stomp into your kitchen
  59. >Stroke the counter
  60. "Aaah counter. You'd never turn into a bathroom mat and stare at me while I shower."
  61. >Pat it
  62. >The counter says nothing.
  63. >Make some food and eat it while naked
  64. >One of life's great privileges
  65. >Walk upstairs to get dressed
  66. >Walk back down dragging Twilight by her tail
  67. >"Oh come on! I was hidden!"
  68. "YOU WERE HIDDEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAW. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!"
  69. >"Oh! Well if you want a lesson on magic I would be happy to-"
  70. >Thrown out, door shut
  71. >Fucking unicorn won't leave you alone today
  72. >She normally does this shit every once a week.
  73. >It's unnerving to say the least
  74. >You hope she doesn't make this a daily thing
  75.  
  76. 2/?
  77.  
  78. >Walk out your house and lock it before walking towards Fluttershy's cottage
  79. >She gave you a job helping her with animals, since she has fuckload of bits from her rich parents, and you two get on like a house on fire
  80. >By that you mean she does no weird shit, is nice, has a clean home and you both share a love of animals
  81. >You can't imagine her ever doing anything sexually depraved or rapey, like what Twilight does.
  82.  
  83.  
  84.  
  85. >Ever.
  86.  
  87.  
  88.  
  89. >Reach Fluttershy's abode
  90. >She's out at the front feeding bread to her birds
  91. >Once she sees you coming, she waves
  92. >Jog over
  93. >"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
  94. "Pretty good. Had some trouble with Twilight, but nothing I couldn't handle"
  95. >"Oh dear... Well she's only doing what her heart tells her. Surely you can't blame her for that!"
  96. "Ugh. It just gets tiresome sometimes, Shy. What am I supposed to tell her other than 'No'?"
  97. >She shakes her head
  98. >"Maybe you should just give her a chance?"
  99. "Hah! Yeah, like that's going to happen any time soon"
  100. >"That's okay then. I won't pressure you into it."
  101. >She smiles and flies off to make drinks
  102. >2kind4you
  103. >Follow her inside and pick up Angel, tickling his belly with a finger
  104. >He squirms and chirps happily
  105. >Haha. Bunnies can't chirp.
  106. >Silly Angel thinking he can make noises.
  107. >Fluttershy comes back with the drinks and you sit and talk for a while before checking up on the various animals
  108. >You climb trees and prod bee hives with sticks
  109. >Throw fish at otters
  110. >Subdue Harry for being an asshole to the other animals
  111. >Run away from Harry after realising that there's no way in hell you can take on a bear
  112. >Hide up a tree from Harry until Fluttershy can find you
  113. >When she does, she helps you down with a giggle
  114. >"You should know better than to annoy him, Anon! You've been here ever so long now."
  115. "Yeah yeah... That it for today?"
  116. >"I think so, yes. Stop by tomorrow and I'll give you your bits"
  117. "Don't worry yourself about payment, Flutters. See you around, okay?"
  118. >She closes her eyes and does that adorable 'cocked head smile' thing she's so fond of doing
  119. >Turn and walk down the path away from her
  120. >You really need something to eat
  121. >Fluttershy's a wonderful cook, and her sandwiches are marvellous. But you need something more filling
  122. >Like a pastry covered in sugar
  123. >And you know just where to get one...
  124.  
  125. 3/?
  126.  
  127. >"Howdy, Anon!"
  128. >Wait, shit, this isn't Sugarcube Corner.
  129. >What the hell are you doing here?
  130. >Look around, confused for a second
  131. >Shrug
  132. "Hey, AJ. Need any help?"
  133. >"Naah. We're doin' just fine here, Anon."
  134. >She tuts
  135. >"Now shoot, there was somethin' I needed to tell ya... Oh yeah, Twilight was lookin' fer ya."
  136. >Sigh
  137. "Isn't she always?"
  138. >Applejack chuckles
  139. >"Ya'll should give her a chance, Anon. She's only doin' what she feels is right!"
  140. "I'll do just that when you start using 'ya'll' properly"
  141. >Laugh as AJ chases you off the farm
  142. >"Get outta here, ya cheeky varmit! And are ya' alright for helpin' next week?"
  143. "Sure am! See you then!"
  144. >She waves and trots back to her work, leaving you on the right track towards Sugarcube Corner
  145. >Unfortunately, this means you have to pass Twilight's library home
  146. >You try to be sneaky, but the moment you step to close, purple flash occurs next to you
  147. >Groan
  148. >"Hiya, Anon! Fancy meeting you here!"
  149. "But you... What do you want, Twi."
  150. >"Well. I'm glad you asked!"
  151. >She clears her throat
  152. >Oh boy
  153. >"As the great philosopher Grand Memory once said: 'Love is the most powerful of all things. Time, space and magic all fall short before the raw power of love. Love can make us do amazing and extraordinary things in it's very name.'"
  154. "And what does that have to do with anything?"
  155. >"Shush! He goes on to say: 'Without love, we are lost. It is the wellspring of life and to forsake means to forsake life itself. So we must strive as ponies to find love in all it's forms, and to further ourselves as a people.'"
  156. >She smiles at you
  157. >"I think he's right. And that we SHOULD find love where we can"
  158. >She bats her eyelids
  159. >"So, Anon. Would you do me the honour of returning my love, for ponykind?"
  160. "Fuck no. I got shit to do."
  161. >Walk past her
  162. >"B-but I memorised the entire quote! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME NOW!"
  163. "Love doesn't work that way, Twilight."
  164. >"Then what am I supposed to do?!"
  165. "I don't know or care. Just leave me be"
  166.  
  167. 4/?
  168.  
  169. >You are Twilight Sparkle
  170. >Confused and lovestruck unicorn
  171. >Watch the light and love of your life walk away
  172. >Sigh
  173. >He's so wonderful... And smart... And exotic...
  174. >Walk back to your home, a defeated feeling building within you
  175. >You tried to be so enthusiastic this morning. Maybe do something spontaneous that would make him laugh!
  176. >But it didn't work. And he just hates you even more
  177. >Walk over to your table and sit down
  178. >Pull up a piece of parchment and tick something off
  179. "Philosophical quotes."
  180. >Sniff
  181. "No."
  182. >What can you do? Every moment without him is torture
  183. >You're -this- close from writing poetry about-
  184. "POETRY! OF COURSE!"
  185.  
  186. >Chew on your sugar-coated treat
  187. >Oh god it tastes like heaven
  188. >Pinkie giggles as you moan
  189. "How do you make them so good?!"
  190. >"I sprinkle love into everything I make!"
  191. >Love
  192. >Oh wow
  193. >Shake your head and grin
  194. "Get out of here, you mad horse"
  195. >She bounces away happily
  196. >Look out the window while you eat
  197. >Hear a weird sound, like a wet cloth being peeled off something
  198. >Glance at the wall behind you
  199. >Watch in shock as Twilight un-splices from the wall
  200. >Drop your pastry and gawp
  201. >She finishes growing out of the wall and falls onto the seat next to you with a plop
  202. >"Osmosis! Pretty cool, right?"
  203. "Whaaaa..."
  204. >She pulls out some paper
  205. >"I wrote you something you'll just love!"
  206. >Jesus Christ no
  207.  
  208. 5/?
  209.  
  210. >"Like a water soaked barrel, my loins are moist for you"
  211. >"Great gushes of love pour forth from within me, longing for you, yearning for you"
  212. >"My love for you is like a giant floating mass of changeling goop. And my brain is wracked with thoughts of you"
  213. >"Oh dear Anon, my sweet Anon. Won't you be mine and mine alone?"
  214. >"I want you. I need you. And I will fight the powers that be to have you."
  215. >"Like the gentle cow gives milk to her young, I give myself to you"
  216. >"My body is yours, my gentle giant, so take it and become one with me!"
  217. >She puts down the paper
  218. >Your face is locked in an unmoving position
  219. >You just stare at her. That's all you can manage. There's nothing else you can do right now
  220. >"So did you like it?"
  221. >Brain, talk to me
  222. >I... I have no idea, Anon. I just have no idea. I can't. I JUST CAN'T.
  223. >Your brain starts making a flat line noise
  224. >It's quite annoying
  225. >Twilight licks her lips and looks around nervously
  226. >"Anon?"
  227. >You had a life, once. It was great. You got up, drove to work and played video games in the evening. That's all
  228. >"Aaaanon?"
  229. >Nothing unusual happened. No purple ponies tried to seduce you with poetry.
  230. >It was a nice life
  231. >You smile
  232. >Stand up
  233. >And walk out
  234. >Twilight runs after you
  235. >"Wait! Anon! You didn't tell me what you thought!"
  236. >She tugs on your sleeve with magic
  237. >"Is it your fetish? Come on, talk to m-"
  238. "NO!"
  239. >She yelps
  240. "It's not. I never has been. It never will be. It's nothing, Twilight. Okay?"
  241. >She takes a step back, shocked by your outburst
  242. "Nothing is my fetish. Nothing. Got it? NOTHING. JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND STOP THIS POINTLESS QUEST FOR ME. PLEASE!"
  243. >With that, you turn and go
  244.  
  245. >Twilight watches you
  246. >The ever-working machine that is her brain is processing what you said
  247. >Nothing
  248. >"Nothing..."
  249.  
  250. 6/?
  251.  
  252. >Day Cigam in Equestria
  253. >Wake up
  254. >Walk over to your curtains
  255. >Pull them back
  256. >Another bright and sunny day greets you
  257. >Smile
  258. >Fluttershy will be waiting for you. You had better be quick
  259. >Jog downstairs after doing the morning routine and grab an apple from your fruit bowl, munching on it and pulling on your jacket on the way out the door
  260. >Open it
  261. >Twilight is stood at the end of your garden path
  262. "Ohhh no. No no no no NO. I just want a normal day. Turn around and go home, Twilight."
  263. >She says nothing. Instead she plants her feet in the ground and begins charging a spell
  264. >You should probably get back inside
  265. >RIGHT NOW.
  266. >Run your ass back in the house and watch as she charges up her magic
  267. >Sparks and wisps of arcane energy pour from her horn
  268. >You can hear her grunting, even from in here
  269. >Pull the curtains closed and watch her through the glass, peeking out a corner of the fabric
  270. >Twilight gasps for breath and redoubles her efforts
  271. >You begin to hear a distant whining in the air around you
  272. >Lurch backwards from the window as you see the air itself in front of you spark
  273. >Everything around you is sparking
  274. >And now full blown arcs of lightning are dancing around your body
  275. "What the f-"
  276. >A blinding light interrupts you, and all goes silent
  277.  
  278.  
  279. 7/?
  280.  
  281.  
  282. >Open your eyes
  283. >Look around
  284. >A 'pop' next to you deposits one tired, but ecstatic looking Twilight
  285. >"Oh my gosh! It worked! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!"
  286. >Haha. Yeah.
  287. >Grab her
  288. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
  289. >"W-well you said that nothing was your fetish, right?"
  290. >She didn't.
  291. >SHE ACTUALLY DIDN'T
  292. "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU-"
  293. >Your body spasms
  294. >Drop to the floor and thrash your arms around, trying your best to say and do every single offensive gesture, action, pose and dance known to human and pony kind, whilst simultaneously trying to throw as many swears and curses as you can at the little violet horse
  295. >You can't do it
  296. >Stand back up
  297. "WHYYYYYYYYYY?!"
  298. >"Because that's what lovers do!"
  299. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU SEND US?!"
  300. >"Ah! Well, I know you said 'nothing', but nothing was a bit too difficult for me. So I did the next best thing!"
  301. >Wait for her to continue, and also try to kill her with hatred
  302. >"This is a separate dimension of my own design. Come on! Let me give you the tour!"
  303. >She walks to the end of the rock
  304. >"And that's it! Isn't it great!"
  305. >You are stood on a floating rock.
  306. >Around you is... Well... Nothing.
  307. >There are no stars in the sky, no other lights. No plants, or animals. No wind or smells.
  308. >Just. Nothing.
  309. >"Now, if we didn't have light or air we'd obviously die, sooo I made this rock habitable! We can breath! Isn't that neat?"
  310. >All is lost. You could have prevented this.
  311. >"Oh! Oh! And the best part!"
  312. >She grabs your arm and turns you towards something
  313. >"Ta da! It's my very own sun!"
  314. >It's a sorry looking star, that's for sure.
  315. >"I know it's not much. But creating a sun is really hard work! But it just so happens to be bright enough to allow you to see me. Which is pretty impressive, given that it's 2 metres away and the size of a beach ball!"
  316. >Look down at Twilight, your face reflecting your emotions
  317. >Complete and total despair
  318. >"So now we can stay here and love each other! Surrounded by your fetish we have to fall in love, right?"
  319. "I'm never going to see Fluttershy or Applejack or Pinkie or Rarity or Rainbow again."
  320. >"W-well, you have me! That's good enough!"
  321. "My friends. My house. My life. All gone."
  322. >"You have me!"
  323. "What's the point."
  324. >"We love each other! That's the point! I created my own little universe for you, Anon! Just give me a chance!"
  325.  
  326. 8/?
  327.  
  328. >You're on the verge of tears
  329. >"Twilight? Where are you? We're out of soda."
  330. >A door in the middle of the inky blackness opens and light streams in
  331. >Spike is stood in it
  332. >"Woah! What's all this?"
  333. >Twilight screams
  334. >"SPIKE! YOU'VE RUINED IT!"
  335. >She casts a quick spell and light returns to the room
  336. >Look down
  337. >You're stood on a podium
  338. >The "Sun" was actually a real beach ball hanging from the ceiling by a bit of string
  339. >You're in Twilight's basement
  340. >Your eye twitches
  341. >"The illusion took me all night to create and you destroyed it!"
  342. >"Sorry, Twi... Hey, Anon? You alright?"
  343. >Drop to your knees
  344. >Raise your fists to the heavens
  345. "FUCKING TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
  346.  
  347. 9/9
  348. The End
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