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[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight's Obsession

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 21:25:53
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 22nd, 2013
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  3.  
  4. >Day Magic in Equestria
  5. >Wake up
  6. >Shit shower shave
  7. >Walk out the shower, a towel wrapped around your waist
  8. >Stop dead
  9. >Turn around
  10. >Walk back inside the bathroom
  11. >Look at the bath mat
  12. >It's purple
  13. >And also has eyes
  14. "What the fuck."
  15. >A flash of purple, accompanied by a puff of thick smoke reveals your mat to be...
  16. >"Good morning!"
  17. >Twilight Sparkle.
  18. >Rub your temples
  19. >Wait, you used both hands
  20. >Your towel falls to the floor, revealing your junk
  21. >Twilight blushes
  22. >"Wow! That's quite the package!"
  23. >She puts on her sexy face
  24. >That is, a face that makes her look like she's having a cardiac arrest
  25. >"Is it for me? I promise I can pay..."
  26. "Ya know, in another time, I might have found this endearing. But after FOUR FUCKING YEARS, I THOUGHT YOU WOULD HAVE GROWN SICK OF IT."
  27. >"Love is timeless, Anon."
  28. "AAAAAAARGH!"
  29. >You are Anon.
  30. >And Twilight Sparkle is in love with you
  31.  
  32. >Well, 'love' might be the wrong word
  33. >More like an obsession of unfathomable proportions
  34. >So much so that she's prepared to break into your house on multiple occasions
  35. >Which reminds you
  36. "How the hell did you get in?"
  37. >"I made a spare key in case you ever got locked out!"
  38. "That's... Actually quite nice of you! Thank you, Twilight. You're very considerate."
  39. >"Can we have sex now?"
  40. "Aaand you killed it. Well done. It only took you one and a half seconds for me to hate you again"
  41. >She pouts
  42. >"You don't hate me, do you Anon?"
  43. "Yes."
  44. >"No no no, the word you're looking for is 'love'! Say it with me now: I love you Twilight!"
  45. "Get out of my house, Twilight"
  46. >"Close! By I need you to be a liiittle bit more passionate about it. And maybe kiss me after you say it."
  47. >Pick her up
  48. >One hand gripping her tail, the other gripping her mane
  49. >"Oof! That kinda hurts Anon!"
  50. "You'll get over it."
  51. >Walk downstairs and push open your front door, still nude
  52. >Throw her out
  53. "You know who's a unicorn I can respect? Rarity. You should be more like Rarity."
  54. >"Does that mean I should dye my coat white?"
  55. "No. It means you should act with a BIT MORE FUCKING CIVILITY"
  56. >Slam the door and stomp into your kitchen
  57. >Stroke the counter
  58. "Aaah counter. You'd never turn into a bathroom mat and stare at me while I shower."
  59. >Pat it
  60. >The counter says nothing.
  61. >Make some food and eat it while naked
  62. >One of life's great privileges
  63. >Walk upstairs to get dressed
  64. >Walk back down dragging Twilight by her tail
  65. >"Oh come on! I was hidden!"
  66. "YOU WERE HIDDEN IN MY UNDERWEAR DRAW. HOW THE FUCK DID YOU EVEN DO THAT?!"
  67. >"Oh! Well if you want a lesson on magic I would be happy to-"
  68. >Thrown out, door shut
  69. >Fucking unicorn won't leave you alone today
  70. >She normally does this shit every once a week.
  71. >It's unnerving to say the least
  72. >You hope she doesn't make this a daily thing
  73. >Walk out your house and lock it before walking towards Fluttershy's cottage
  74. >She gave you a job helping her with animals, since she has fuckload of bits from her rich parents, and you two get on like a house on fire
  75. >By that you mean she does no weird shit, is nice, has a clean home and you both share a love of animals
  76. >You can't imagine her ever doing anything sexually depraved or rapey, like what Twilight does.
  77.  
  78.  
  79.  
  80. >Ever.
  81.  
  82.  
  83.  
  84. >Reach Fluttershy's abode
  85. >She's out at the front feeding bread to her birds
  86. >Once she sees you coming, she waves
  87. >Jog over
  88. >"Good morning, Anon! How are you feeling?"
  89. "Pretty good. Had some trouble with Twilight, but nothing I couldn't handle"
  90. >"Oh dear... Well she's only doing what her heart tells her. Surely you can't blame her for that!"
  91. "Ugh. It just gets tiresome sometimes, Shy. What am I supposed to tell her other than 'No'?"
  92. >She shakes her head
  93. >"Maybe you should just give her a chance?"
  94. "Hah! Yeah, like that's going to happen any time soon"
  95. >"That's okay then. I won't pressure you into it."
  96. >She smiles and flies off to make drinks
  97. >2kind4you
  98. >Follow her inside and pick up Angel, tickling his belly with a finger
  99. >He squirms and chirps happily
  100. >Haha. Bunnies can't chirp.
  101. >Silly Angel thinking he can make noises.
  102. >Fluttershy comes back with the drinks and you sit and talk for a while before checking up on the various animals
  103. >You climb trees and prod bee hives with sticks
  104. >Throw fish at otters
  105. >Subdue Harry for being an asshole to the other animals
  106. >Run away from Harry after realising that there's no way in hell you can take on a bear
  107. >Hide up a tree from Harry until Fluttershy can find you
  108. >When she does, she helps you down with a giggle
  109. >"You should know better than to annoy him, Anon! You've been here ever so long now."
  110. "Yeah yeah... That it for today?"
  111. >"I think so, yes. Stop by tomorrow and I'll give you your bits"
  112. "Don't worry yourself about payment, Flutters. See you around, okay?"
  113. >She closes her eyes and does that adorable 'cocked head smile' thing she's so fond of doing
  114. >Turn and walk down the path away from her
  115. >You really need something to eat
  116. >Fluttershy's a wonderful cook, and her sandwiches are marvellous. But you need something more filling
  117. >Like a pastry covered in sugar
  118. >And you know just where to get one...
  119. >"Howdy, Anon!"
  120. >Wait, shit, this isn't Sugarcube Corner.
  121. >What the hell are you doing here?
  122. >Look around, confused for a second
  123. >Shrug
  124. "Hey, AJ. Need any help?"
  125. >"Naah. We're doin' just fine here, Anon."
  126. >She tuts
  127. >"Now shoot, there was somethin' I needed to tell ya... Oh yeah, Twilight was lookin' fer ya."
  128. >Sigh
  129. "Isn't she always?"
  130. >Applejack chuckles
  131. >"Ya'll should give her a chance, Anon. She's only doin' what she feels is right!"
  132. "I'll do just that when you start using 'ya'll' properly"
  133. >Laugh as AJ chases you off the farm
  134. >"Get outta here, ya cheeky varmit! And are ya' alright for helpin' next week?"
  135. "Sure am! See you then!"
  136. >She waves and trots back to her work, leaving you on the right track towards Sugarcube Corner
  137. >Unfortunately, this means you have to pass Twilight's library home
  138. >You try to be sneaky, but the moment you step to close, purple flash occurs next to you
  139. >Groan
  140. >"Hiya, Anon! Fancy meeting you here!"
  141. "But you... What do you want, Twi."
  142. >"Well. I'm glad you asked!"
  143. >She clears her throat
  144. >Oh boy
  145. >"As the great philosopher Grand Memory once said: 'Love is the most powerful of all things. Time, space and magic all fall short before the raw power of love. Love can make us do amazing and extraordinary things in it's very name.'"
  146. "And what does that have to do with anything?"
  147. >"Shush! He goes on to say: 'Without love, we are lost. It is the wellspring of life and to forsake means to forsake life itself. So we must strive as ponies to find love in all it's forms, and to further ourselves as a people.'"
  148. >She smiles at you
  149. >"I think he's right. And that we SHOULD find love where we can"
  150. >She bats her eyelids
  151. >"So, Anon. Would you do me the honour of returning my love, for ponykind?"
  152. "Fuck no. I got shit to do."
  153. >Walk past her
  154. >"B-but I memorised the entire quote! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME NOW!"
  155. "Love doesn't work that way, Twilight."
  156. >"Then what am I supposed to do?!"
  157. "I don't know or care. Just leave me be"
  158.  
  159. >You are Twilight Sparkle
  160. >Confused and lovestruck unicorn
  161. >Watch the light and love of your life walk away
  162. >Sigh
  163. >He's so wonderful... And smart... And exotic...
  164. >Walk back to your home, a defeated feeling building within you
  165. >You tried to be so enthusiastic this morning. Maybe do something spontaneous that would make him laugh!
  166. >But it didn't work. And he just hates you even more
  167. >Walk over to your table and sit down
  168. >Pull up a piece of parchment and tick something off
  169. "Philosophical quotes."
  170. >Sniff
  171. "No."
  172. >What can you do? Every moment without him is torture
  173. >You're -this- close from writing poetry about-
  174. "POETRY! OF COURSE!"
  175.  
  176. >Chew on your sugar-coated treat
  177. >Oh god it tastes like heaven
  178. >Pinkie giggles as you moan
  179. "How do you make them so good?!"
  180. >"I sprinkle love into everything I make!"
  181. >Love
  182. >Oh wow
  183. >Shake your head and grin
  184. "Get out of here, you mad horse"
  185. >She bounces away happily
  186. >Look out the window while you eat
  187. >Hear a weird sound, like a wet cloth being peeled off something
  188. >Glance at the wall behind you
  189. >Watch in shock as Twilight un-splices from the wall
  190. >Drop your pastry and gawp
  191. >She finishes growing out of the wall and falls onto the seat next to you with a plop
  192. >"Osmosis! Pretty cool, right?"
  193. "Whaaaa..."
  194. >She pulls out some paper
  195. >"I wrote you something you'll just love!"
  196. >Jesus Christ no
  197. >"Like a water soaked barrel, my loins are moist for you"
  198. >"Great gushes of love pour forth from within me, longing for you, yearning for you"
  199. >"My love for you is like a giant floating mass of changeling goop. And my brain is wracked with thoughts of you"
  200. >"Oh dear Anon, my sweet Anon. Won't you be mine and mine alone?"
  201. >"I want you. I need you. And I will fight the powers that be to have you."
  202. >"Like the gentle cow gives milk to her young, I give myself to you"
  203. >"My body is yours, my gentle giant, so take it and become one with me!"
  204. >She puts down the paper
  205. >Your face is locked in an unmoving position
  206. >You just stare at her. That's all you can manage. There's nothing else you can do right now
  207. >"So did you like it?"
  208. >Brain, talk to me
  209. >I... I have no idea, Anon. I just have no idea. I can't. I JUST CAN'T.
  210. >Your brain starts making a flat line noise
  211. >It's quite annoying
  212. >Twilight licks her lips and looks around nervously
  213. >"Anon?"
  214. >You had a life, once. It was great. You got up, drove to work and played video games in the evening. That's all
  215. >"Aaaanon?"
  216. >Nothing unusual happened. No purple ponies tried to seduce you with poetry.
  217. >It was a nice life
  218. >You smile
  219. >Stand up
  220. >And walk out
  221. >Twilight runs after you
  222. >"Wait! Anon! You didn't tell me what you thought!"
  223. >She tugs on your sleeve with magic
  224. >"Is it your fetish? Come on, talk to m-"
  225. "NO!"
  226. >She yelps
  227. "It's not. I never has been. It never will be. It's nothing, Twilight. Okay?"
  228. >She takes a step back, shocked by your outburst
  229. "Nothing is my fetish. Nothing. Got it? NOTHING. JUST LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE AND STOP THIS POINTLESS QUEST FOR ME. PLEASE!"
  230. >With that, you turn and go
  231.  
  232. >Twilight watches you
  233. >The ever-working machine that is her brain is processing what you said
  234. >Nothing
  235. >"Nothing..."
  236.  
  237. >Day Cigam in Equestria
  238. >Wake up
  239. >Walk over to your curtains
  240. >Pull them back
  241. >Another bright and sunny day greets you
  242. >Smile
  243. >Fluttershy will be waiting for you. You had better be quick
  244. >Jog downstairs after doing the morning routine and grab an apple from your fruit bowl, munching on it and pulling on your jacket on the way out the door
  245. >Open it
  246. >Twilight is stood at the end of your garden path
  247. "Ohhh no. No no no no NO. I just want a normal day. Turn around and go home, Twilight."
  248. >She says nothing. Instead she plants her feet in the ground and begins charging a spell
  249. >You should probably get back inside
  250. >RIGHT NOW.
  251. >Run your ass back in the house and watch as she charges up her magic
  252. >Sparks and wisps of arcane energy pour from her horn
  253. >You can hear her grunting, even from in here
  254. >Pull the curtains closed and watch her through the glass, peeking out a corner of the fabric
  255. >Twilight gasps for breath and redoubles her efforts
  256. >You begin to hear a distant whining in the air around you
  257. >Lurch backwards from the window as you see the air itself in front of you spark
  258. >Everything around you is sparking
  259. >And now full blown arcs of lightning are dancing around your body
  260. "What the f-"
  261. >A blinding light interrupts you, and all goes silent
  262.  
  263. >Open your eyes
  264. >Look around
  265. >A 'pop' next to you deposits one tired, but ecstatic looking Twilight
  266. >"Oh my gosh! It worked! IT ACTUALLY WORKED!"
  267. >Haha. Yeah.
  268. >Grab her
  269. "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
  270. >"W-well you said that nothing was your fetish, right?"
  271. >She didn't.
  272. >SHE ACTUALLY DIDN'T
  273. "ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED? ARE YOU-"
  274. >Your body spasms
  275. >Drop to the floor and thrash your arms around, trying your best to say and do every single offensive gesture, action, pose and dance known to human and pony kind, whilst simultaneously trying to throw as many swears and curses as you can at the little violet horse
  276. >You can't do it
  277. >Stand back up
  278. "WHYYYYYYYYYY?!"
  279. >"Because that's what lovers do!"
  280. "WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU SEND US?!"
  281. >"Ah! Well, I know you said 'nothing', but nothing was a bit too difficult for me. So I did the next best thing!"
  282. >Wait for her to continue, and also try to kill her with hatred
  283. >"This is a separate dimension of my own design. Come on! Let me give you the tour!"
  284. >She walks to the end of the rock
  285. >"And that's it! Isn't it great!"
  286. >You are stood on a floating rock.
  287. >Around you is... Well... Nothing.
  288. >There are no stars in the sky, no other lights. No plants, or animals. No wind or smells.
  289. >Just. Nothing.
  290. >"Now, if we didn't have light or air we'd obviously die, sooo I made this rock habitable! We can breath! Isn't that neat?"
  291. >All is lost. You could have prevented this.
  292. >"Oh! Oh! And the best part!"
  293. >She grabs your arm and turns you towards something
  294. >"Ta da! It's my very own sun!"
  295. >It's a sorry looking star, that's for sure.
  296. >"I know it's not much. But creating a sun is really hard work! But it just so happens to be bright enough to allow you to see me. Which is pretty impressive, given that it's 2 metres away and the size of a beach ball!"
  297. >Look down at Twilight, your face reflecting your emotions
  298. >Complete and total despair
  299. >"So now we can stay here and love each other! Surrounded by your fetish we have to fall in love, right?"
  300. "I'm never going to see Fluttershy or Applejack or Pinkie or Rarity or Rainbow again."
  301. >"W-well, you have me! That's good enough!"
  302. "My friends. My house. My life. All gone."
  303. >"You have me!"
  304. "What's the point."
  305. >"We love each other! That's the point! I created my own little universe for you, Anon! Just give me a chance!"
  306. >You're on the verge of tears
  307. >"Twilight? Where are you? We're out of soda."
  308. >A door in the middle of the inky blackness opens and light streams in
  309. >Spike is stood in it
  310. >"Woah! What's all this?"
  311. >Twilight screams
  312. >"SPIKE! YOU'VE RUINED IT!"
  313. >She casts a quick spell and light returns to the room
  314. >Look down
  315. >You're stood on a podium
  316. >The "Sun" was actually a real beach ball hanging from the ceiling by a bit of string
  317. >You're in Twilight's basement
  318. >Your eye twitches
  319. >"The illusion took me all night to create and you destroyed it!"
  320. >"Sorry, Twi... Hey, Anon? You alright?"
  321. >Drop to your knees
  322. >Raise your fists to the heavens
  323. "FUCKING TWILIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!"
  324.  
  325. The End

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