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[BATPONIES] Late Night Raiding

By Nebulus
Created: 17th December 2020 07:03:55 PM

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 14th, 2013
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  3.  
  4. WHATS THIS?
  5. A story that isn't for Flutterrape?
  6. Call the inquisition and scramble the jets, this Pastebin is falling apart!
  7.  
  8. An Anon asked me for an odd request. He wanted me to write a story for the Batpony threads.
  9. I was surprised. It's not every day I get someone from another thread asking me for a request, as I thought that Flutterrape was like Cuba and didn't accept tourists.
  10. But just like Cuba in recent years has opened the gates to tourism, it turns out there are actually people from other threads that browse Flutterrape. Colour me shocked. And also Fidel Castro. He can be shocked too.
  11.  
  12. "hey sexy, i have a suggestion i-if you don't mind...
  13. maybe write something along the lines of The Shifting Sands of Ponyville with the bat pony?
  14. again, just a suggestion"
  15.  
  16. It's not much. But it's Batpone. I wrote it at night so that I could immerse myself in darkness and "Become the bat", so to speak.
  17. Needless to say, I enjoyed writing a story that didn't need to have rape in it. Even if it did feel a bit weird.
  18. I wouldn't have even put it on the Pastebin, but an Anon asked me to. And I just can't say no to a face like Anon's.
  19.  
  20. Does Anon even -have- a face?
  21. Shit.
  22.  
  23. ---
  24. >Day Spooks in Equestria
  25. >Wake up in the dead of night to the sound of something downstairs
  26. >Climb out of bed and grab the large piece of wood covered in nails you keep next to the dresser for security reasons
  27. >Push open the door and creep across the landing to the stairs, listening the whole time
  28. >A floorboard creaks
  29. >Freeze
  30. >Wait a few moments before continuing downstairs, the bat in your hands held over your head ready to smack whatever comes at you
  31. >Reach the bottom step and pause again
  32. >The noise is coming from your kitchen
  33. >Squeeze the bat in your hands and gulp
  34. >Tip-toe towards the faint light coming from the room
  35. >Feel your heart rate increase
  36. >Take a deep breath as quietly as you can before lunging around the corner
  37. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRHHHH!"
  38. >"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
  39. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH?!
  40. >"AAAAAAAAAH?"
  41. "AH!"
  42. >"AH."
  43. >...
  44. >"So you weren't -actually- going to eat this pie, were you?"
  45. >Sigh and rub your temples
  46. >Rest the bat against the wall and turn your attention to the bat raiding your fridge
  47. "Didn't you, like, eat already?"
  48. >"I get hungry at this time..."
  49. "You ate a whole three course meal not four hours ago."
  50. >"I'm a growing pony!"
  51. "You're twenty five..."
  52. >"Your face is twenty five."
  53. >Fucking Bat-Ponies.
  54.  
  55. 1/?
  56.  
  57. >The pony sticks her tongue out at you and goes back to rooting through your fridge
  58. >Walk over to her and pick her up, hoisting her under your arm
  59. >"Hey! I'm still hungry!"
  60. "You're -always- hungry."
  61. >"So?"
  62. "Who do you think pays for this food?"
  63. >Nudge the fridge door shut with a foot and head towards the stairs, picking up the bat with your other hand as you pass it
  64. >"Well it's not like YOU were going to eat it!"
  65. "I was."
  66. >"When?"
  67. "Later."
  68. >"When's later?"
  69. "When I'm hungry."
  70. >"Are you hungry now?"
  71. "Please stop interrogating me while I'm tired..."
  72. >"How are you tired? It's only twenty past one in the morning!"
  73. "..."
  74. >"Anon?"
  75. "..."
  76. >The pony huffs and goes silent while you lumber upstairs towards your bedroom
  77. >It was cute at first, but these constant raids on your food supply are quickly chipping away at your savings
  78. >You had no idea that bat-ponies ate so much
  79. >The one under your arm prods your leg
  80. >"Hey, Anon."
  81. >Don't answer her
  82. >"Aaaaaanon."
  83. >Too late. Too tired. Need sleep.
  84. >"Anon would it be weird if I... You know."
  85. >Push open your bedroom door and set the bat down
  86. >The wooden one, not the furry one
  87. >"Anon?"
  88. >Put the pony on the end of the bed where she clambers up the thin wooden pole next to it and dangles upside down from the ceiling beams
  89. >Get under the covers, your eyes on the verge of closing
  90. >Sigh and snuggle up in the warm covers
  91. >Sleep at last...
  92. >...
  93. >"So would be weird if I like, drank your blood while you slept?"
  94.  
  95. 2/?
  96.  
  97.  
  98. >WHAT.
  99. >Sit bolt upright, fully awake once more
  100. "What did you just say?"
  101. >The pony drops from the ceiling and bounces on your bed, grinning toothily at you
  102. >You take note of her pearly white fangs, now more apparent than ever
  103. >"Well, I was just thinking. Rather than raiding your fridge again... I dunno. I could suck you off?"
  104. >Stare at her
  105. >"Oh, oops. I mean suck off you. As in, drain your blood. So I can feed without stuffing my face with pie."
  106. >She rubs her flanks and holds a hoof up to the side of her mouth before whispering
  107. >"I think I might be getting fat!"
  108. "Shade, do you even know what you just asked me?"
  109. >Shade smirks and feigns ignorance
  110. >"Oh, whatever is the matter, Anon? I merely asked if you wanted me to not starve!"
  111. "No no no no, I'm being serious. Suck my blood, are you kidding me?"
  112. >She pouts and bats her eyelids
  113. >"Mister Anon not want me to suck him off?"
  114. "STOP SAYING THAT!"
  115. >Shade chortles.
  116. >"Aaaaanooon. You know I'm only joking!"
  117. >She reaches forward and pats your arm in mock affection
  118. >"Now be a dear and go back to sleep."
  119. >She smiles
  120. >"I'll watch over you and make sure no nasty ponies try and get a piece of that lovely neck of yours--"
  121. "NOPE."
  122. >Jump out of bed and run into your bathroom, slamming the door and locking it
  123. >Hear Shade's laughter intensify
  124. >"Come on, Anon! I was only fooling around!... I won't drink much!"
  125. "STOP SAYING WORDS, YOU UNHOLY BEAST!"
  126. >More laughter
  127. >"H-hey Anon! I'm rooting through your drawers!"
  128. "STOP ROOTING THROUGH MY DRAWERS!"
  129. >"You'd better get out here and stop me!"
  130. >You reach for the lock
  131. >Then stop yourself
  132. >It's what she wants you to do
  133. >Clearly, she had been planning this for a long time
  134. >She must have chosen you out to feed on you when the time was right
  135. >Sure, you'd been living together for six months, and any other time would have been perfect to strike, but still!
  136. >No sir, the bathtub is your bed for tonight. The demon behind that door can moan all she wants
  137.  
  138. 3/?
  139.  
  140. >You are Shade
  141. >Bored out of your mind
  142. >Anon has been in there for like, thirty minutes.
  143. "You asleep yet?"
  144. >"GO TO HELL!"
  145. >Snicker
  146. "This is getting dull, Anon. Get out here. I wanna sleep."
  147. >"Then do it."
  148. "I can't. I kinda need you nearby."
  149. >"Why, so you can feast on me some more?"
  150. "N-no."
  151. >You didn't really intend to drink his blood.
  152. >Anon was just nice to have around
  153. >He looked cute when he slept
  154. >But you'd never tell him that.
  155. >Stupid human
  156. "What do I have to say to make you come out of there?"
  157. >"Nothing! I'll stay in here all night! The bathtub is far more comfortable that you give it credit!"
  158. >...
  159. "The taps are digging into your back, aren't they, Anon?"
  160. >"...They really hurt..."
  161. >Sigh
  162. >He was pretty dim at times
  163. "Look, I promise not to drink your blood. Okay?"
  164. >"Pinkie Pie swear?"
  165. >The hell is a Pinkie Pie swear.
  166. "Uhh, yes?"
  167. >A moment of silence passes
  168. >The lock is pulled back and a scared looking Anon peers out at you
  169. >Makes a nice change from the normal Anon that strides around and chides you for stealing candy from foals while their mothers aren't looking
  170. >It's like you always say: 'All's fair in love and candy'
  171. >You've never actually said that
  172. >Beckon to Anon and pat the bed you're led on
  173. >Anon cautiously gets out of the bathroom and edges towards the bed
  174. >You bounce your eyebrows at him and lick your lips
  175. >He freezes, a look of panic on his face
  176. >Giggle
  177. "Kidding."
  178. >He scowls
  179. >"It's not funny"
  180. "Actually, it's hilarious. Now come to bed, darling"
  181. >He stomps over and gets under the covers
  182. >Climb up to the ceiling and hang upside down again, preparing to get some rest of your own
  183. >Anon makes himself comfortable and closes his eyes
  184. >After watching his relaxed features for a moment, you smile warmly and shut your lids
  185.  
  186. >"Shade?"
  187. "Yeah?
  188. >"Don't ever call me that again."
  189.  
  190. 4/4
  191. The End.
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