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[FLUTTERRAPE] Bedtime for Anon

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-03 23:52:43
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: December 8th, 2013
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  4. 4.
    >Storm through the front door.
  5. 5.
    >Slam it behind you and growl.
  6. 6.
    >Pull off your ripped, tear stained jacket and hurl it at the floor.
  7. 7.
    >Your knuckles are red with blood, and acid burns your skin in places.
  8. 8.
    >Yes, your recent fight against a caustic mammoth-worm was a scrap you'll hopefully forget in the coming weeks.
  9. 9.
    >Who could have seen it coming?
  10. 10.
    >The Mayor was the worm the whole time. It was just wearing mascara and a cute little neck-tie thing.
  11. 11.
    >You yawn, a hand covering your mouth.
  12. 12.
    >For now, you sleep. There is much work to be done repairing the marketplace tomorrow.
  13. 13.
    >And the planning of the funerals.
  14. 14.
    >So many funerals.
  15. 15.
    >Poor Lily.
  16. 16.
    >Strip off and walk upstairs in your underpants, leaving your clothes at the foot of the stairs.
  17. 17.
    >Stomp into your bedroom and walk past the en suite.
  18. 18.
    >You ain't brushing your teeth. That's how mad you are.
  19. 19.
    >Snuggle under the covers and sigh.
  20. 20.
    >The gentle embrace of your duvet enshrouds you with a haven of warmth and serenity.
  21. 21.
    >Despite the events of today, you know for a fact that tomorrow's gonna be just--
  22. 22.
    >"C-can I snuggle up to you, Anon?"
  23. 23.
    "Oh for fucks sake."
  24. 24.
    >Turn over and look at your bedmate.
  25. 25.
    "Fluttershy, how the fuck did you even get in?"
  26. 26.
    >"The back door was unlocked again..."
  27. 27.
    "And that gives you the right to just walk in?"
  28. 28.
    >"...Yes?"
  29. 29.
    "No. Now go away."
  30. 30.
    >"No! I'm going to stay right here!"
  31. 31.
    "Fine. Whatever. I'm too tired to kick you out anyway."
  32. 32.
    >"Yay~"
  33. 33.
    "Shut up. Why are you so loud, god damn."
  34. 34.
    >Turn away from her and glare at the wall.
  35. 35.
    >"Umm, Anon? I hope you don't mind but... Umm..."
  36. 36.
    >Grumble.
  37. 37.
    >The bed starts vibrating.
  38. 38.
    "The fuck are you doing back here?"
  39. 39.
    >"W-well, uhh, see--"
  40. 40.
    >Turn back over.
  41. 41.
    >Fluttershy shuffles closer to you looks at where she was once led.
  42. 42.
    >Pinkie Pie is there, trembling with excitement.
  43. 43.
    "Pinkie? How the hell did -you- get in?"
  44. 44.
    >"Fluttershy invited me! She said there was a sleepover at Anon's house so I thought I'd come over and spend some time with you both! Can we have a pillow fight?"
  45. 45.
    "NO!"
  46. 46.
    >"Psssh. This slumber party is boring!"
  47. 47.
    >She stays where she is, still vibrating like an unattended sex toy.
  48. 48.
    "Are you going to leave?"
  49. 49.
    >"Nnnnope! This bed is com-FEE!"
  50. 50.
    >She pulls on a night cap and grins at you.
  51. 51.
    "Jesus fuck. Right-- Fine! Stay there. Just shut up and let me sleep. I've had a really stressful day as it is."
  52. 52.
    >"Tell me about it!"
  53. 53.
    >That wasn't Pinkie or Fluttershy.
  54. 54.
    >Roll over.
  55. 55.
    >Twilight smiles at you.
  56. 56.
    >"Thanks for your help with the mayor, Anon. How's the burn?"
  57. 57.
    "Which one?"
  58. 58.
    >"All of them!"
  59. 59.
    "Extremely painful. Why are you in my bed."
  60. 60.
    >"OOoh I just thought I'd pop by and say hi."
  61. 61.
    "...In my bed."
  62. 62.
    >"Yep! This is a -really- comfy bed!"
  63. 63.
    >Pinkie's voice pipes up from the other side of the bed.
  64. 64.
    >"I know, right?!"
  65. 65.
    >Twilight nods gleefully.
  66. 66.
    >"We should invite more of our friends round!"
  67. 67.
    "No. NO."
  68. 68.
    >"Hello!"
  69. 69.
    >The wind is knocked out of you as Rarity lands on your stomach.
  70. 70.
    "WHA THA F--"
  71. 71.
    >"Rarity! So glad you could make it!"
  72. 72.
    >"Oh, Twilight. I wouldn't have missed this for the world. Oh my goodness, these covers are simply gorgeous! So plush!"
  73. 73.
    >Pinkie speaks up.
  74. 74.
    >"Anon's bed is great!"
  75. 75.
    >Rarity beams down at you.
  76. 76.
    >Try to set her on fire with your mind.
  77. 77.
    >"Hello, darling! How are the burns?"
  78. 78.
    "I hate you."
  79. 79.
    >"Any room under there?"
  80. 80.
    "No--"
  81. 81.
    >"Here, Rarity! You can sleep next to me!"
  82. 82.
    >"Thank you, Twilight!"
  83. 83.
    >Rarity snuggles under the covers with Twilight, the two unicorns giggling and nuzzling each other.
  84. 84.
    >If this was any other day you'd be hard beyond words. As it stands you're just angry and confused.
  85. 85.
    "Anyone else gonna sleep in my fucking bed?!"
  86. 86.
    >Your en suite door is kicked open.
  87. 87.
    >Applejack trots out with a toothbrush in her mouth and a towel around her neck.
  88. 88.
    >She plants her hat on a post at the end of the bed and places her towel and toothbrush on your bedside cabinet.
  89. 89.
    >Then the mare gets into bed next to Pinkie Pie.
  90. 90.
    >"Howdy, Anon! Pinkie, Fluttershy, Twi, Rarity."
  91. 91.
    >They all respond with a cheerful "Hi Applejack!"
  92. 92.
    >"So, ya'll seen Rainbow?"
  93. 93.
    >"Oh, I don't think she was able to make it, darling! She--"
  94. 94.
    >Hear a knock on the window.
  95. 95.
    >Twilight's horn lights up and the curtains are pulled back.
  96. 96.
    >Rainbow Dash is hovering outside your window with a pillow and a teddy bear.
  97. 97.
    >"Hey guys! Home got wrecked by the worm. Room for one more?"
  98. 98.
    >Twilight opens the window and Rainbow Dash flies in, taking her spot next to Rarity, who immediately starts cooing over the teddy bear.
  99. 99.
    "Great. Wonderful. Everyone is here. Twilight, shut the fucking window and let's all get to sleep before I kill everyone in this bed."
  100. 100.
    >Twilight nods, shuts the curtains and window, then snuggles up to Rarity.
  101. 101.
    >Fluttershy buries her face in your arm.
  102. 102.
    >Her hoof starts sliding down under the covers towards your crotch.
  103. 103.
    >Send a hand down after it.
  104. 104.
    >Pull the hoof back up.
  105. 105.
    "Don't even think about it."
  106. 106.
    >"S-sorry..."
  107. 107.
    >...Hang on. You can still feel a hoof down there.
  108. 108.
    >Look at Twilight.
  109. 109.
    >Both her hooves are wrapped around Rarity's body.
  110. 110.
    >Send the hand back down under the covers.
  111. 111.
    >Feel something strange, and cold.
  112. 112.
    >Pull up.
  113. 113.
    >"HUZZAH!"
  114. 114.
    "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY BED LUNA?"
  115. 115.
    >"We have arrived for fun times and joyous adventures!"
  116. 116.
    "WHY?!"
  117. 117.
    >"We saw it from Canterlot and wanted to partake in the pleasantries!"
  118. 118.
    >"Hiya, Luny!"
  119. 119.
    >"Greetings, Pinkie Pie! I see you are no longer a chicken!"
  120. 120.
    >"No, silly! That's only for nightmare night!"
  121. 121.
    >Your eye twitches.
  122. 122.
    >"Anonymous, if you would be so kind as to let me slee-
  123. 123.
    "NO."
  124. 124.
    >"But... We have pillows! And hot liquefied chocolate!"
  125. 125.
    >Pinkie sits bolt upright, startling Fluttershy.
  126. 126.
    >"GUYS! Did you hear that?! Luna brought hot coco!"
  127. 127.
    >All the mares start vigorously nodding.
  128. 128.
    >Twilight speaks up.
  129. 129.
    >"It's settled! We'll all drink the coco with Princess Luna!"
  130. 130.
    >All the mares let out a "Horray!"
  131. 131.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAGH"
  132. 132.
     
  133. 133.
    >"Hooo-ee! That sure was some mighty fine coco, Princess."
  134. 134.
    >"My thanks, dearest Applejack! Anonymous, did you enjoy your chocolate liquid?"
  135. 135.
    "Why didn't the worm kill me."
  136. 136.
    >"Worm? What worm?"
  137. 137.
    >Rainbow Dash answers that one.
  138. 138.
    >"It was awesome! Anon totally beat up a giant acid spitting worm that was impersonating the mayor!"
  139. 139.
    >Luna gasps.
  140. 140.
    >"Such a thing sounds like a GLORIOUS battle! You must tell us all of the this encounter, Anonymous!"
  141. 141.
    "NO. I DON'T. I JUST WANT TO SLEEP."
  142. 142.
    >Fluttershy trembles with fear at you shout--
  143. 143.
    >Wait, no. She just creamed herself. And now your leg is covered in juices.
  144. 144.
    >Fuck sake.
  145. 145.
    >"S-sorry Anon... Want me to clean it up?"
  146. 146.
    "Yes, wait, no. No, I know what will happen."
  147. 147.
    >Luna catches onto this.
  148. 148.
    >"Is something the matter, Anonymous? Has something gone amiss beneath the duvet? I shall investigate! Remain still and be on the lookout!"
  149. 149.
    >Luna jumps off the bed and sticks her head under the covers.
  150. 150.
    >Her horn stabs your foot.
  151. 151.
    >Pretty sure it's now bleeding.
  152. 152.
    >Son of a bitch it hurts.
  153. 153.
    >A muffled "Huzzah!" is heard.
  154. 154.
    >Luna pulls her head back out, a triumphant look on her face.
  155. 155.
    >Blood soaks her horn.
  156. 156.
    >Oh god.
  157. 157.
    >"We have found something of value!"
  158. 158.
    "Is it a bandage?"
  159. 159.
    >"No! Better!"
  160. 160.
    >Luna reaches under the bed and pulls out--
  161. 161.
    "GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT!"
  162. 162.
    >"Ooh my! Thank you, Luna. I'm not quite sure how I got under there, but it was very warm indeed!"
  163. 163.
    >Twilight pulls her mouth off Rarity's and gasps.
  164. 164.
    >"Princess Celestia!"
  165. 165.
    "HOW. HOW WERE YOU THERE. HOW THE -FUCK- WERE YOU THERE?"
  166. 166.
    >"Oh Anonymous! Hasn't Twilight taught you about the magic of friendship?"
  167. 167.
    "I died fighting the worm, didn't I?"
  168. 168.
    >The two massive alicorns clamber onto your bed and curl up on either side of your legs.
  169. 169.
    >Celestia smiles warmly at her sister.
  170. 170.
    >"Well this is cozy, isn't it, Luna?"
  171. 171.
    >"Verily!"
  172. 172.
    >Applejack's voice hits one of your ears.
  173. 173.
    >"Ahnon? Ah think there's somethin' pokin' out from under the bed. You see anythin' on your side, Rainbow?"
  174. 174.
    >Rainbow Dash looks over her edge of the cramped bed.
  175. 175.
    >"Nope. Nothin' over here. Must be just on your side. Can you reach it?"
  176. 176.
    >"Yeah, jus' a second. Gotta... Just..."
  177. 177.
    >She grunts.
  178. 178.
    >"There we are!"
  179. 179.
    >A pony stands up next to Applejack, looking bedraggled.
  180. 180.
    >"Oof, it's a tight fit under there! Oh, hello, Applejack!"
  181. 181.
    >"Evenin', Cadence."
  182. 182.
    >Princess Cadence smiles at everyone in and on the bed.
  183. 183.
    >They all smile back.
  184. 184.
    >Except you.
  185. 185.
    >You're seeing red, and the corners of your vision are going dark.
  186. 186.
    >"Rainbow Dash, I think my husband might be over there."
  187. 187.
    >"Don't think so, princess. I just checked."
  188. 188.
    >Cadence frowns.
  189. 189.
    >"Hm. Where could he have gotten to?"
  190. 190.
    >A knock on your bedroom door is heard.
  191. 191.
    >Everyone stops what they're doing and looks at it.
  192. 192.
    >They all look at you.
  193. 193.
    >Glare at them.
  194. 194.
    >Then glare at the door.
  195. 195.
    "Come in?"
  196. 196.
    >Shining Armour walks through, soaking wet.
  197. 197.
    >"Hi everyone. Heya honey."
  198. 198.
    >"Shining!~"
  199. 199.
    >"Sorry for the delay. Got stuck under the sink. Anyone got a towel?"
  200. 200.
    >Applejack tosses him a towel.
  201. 201.
    >He dries himself off and escorts Cadence onto the bed, the two of them sitting between Celestia and Luna, and on your legs.
  202. 202.
    >They're gonna be dead in the morning.
  203. 203.
    >At this point, you've taken to gazing at the window facing your bed. Your mind in disarray from the entire day's events crashing down on you.
  204. 204.
    >You ponder the possibility of an angry, wrathful god punishing you for some long forgotten sin, or if karma actually exists.
  205. 205.
    >As you think about this, the ponies around you chat happily.
  206. 206.
    >Apart from Twilight and Rarity, who are sucking face and getting drool all over themselves.
  207. 207.
    >A thud is heard from upstairs.
  208. 208.
    >Wait, you don't have another upstairs.
  209. 209.
    "What now..."
  210. 210.
    >Celestia casts a spell.
  211. 211.
    >"Oh dear, there's a pony stuck in the attic!"
  212. 212.
    "Can you leave it there to die or are you--"
  213. 213.
    >The pony materialises on your bed in a golden light
  214. 214.
    "--Yeah, save it and add it to the fucking collection. Of course."
  215. 215.
    >The pony shakes her head.
  216. 216.
    >"Hiya guys!"
  217. 217.
    >Rainbow Dash shuffles over and is delighted at the newcomer.
  218. 218.
    >"Ditzy Do! How did you get here?"
  219. 219.
    >"I dunno!"
  220. 220.
    >"Cool! Get in!"
  221. 221.
    >Rainbow makes room, her back pushing against Rarity, who gets pushed closer into Twilight, who gets pushed into you.
  222. 222.
    >The two unicorns moan.
  223. 223.
    >Ditzy takes her place next to Rainbow, and the two cuddle like old friends.
  224. 224.
    >-Really- good old fr-- Oh. Yeah. Now they're making out as well.
  225. 225.
    >You turn away from the slutty side of the bed and look towards Applejack, Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy.
  226. 226.
    >Fluttershy starts licking your face.
  227. 227.
    >You turn back to the slutty side of the bed.
  228. 228.
    >Twilight is now on top of Rarity, grinding away and panting while the unicorn beneath her wraps all her legs around Twilight.
  229. 229.
    >Look up at the ceiling.
  230. 230.
    >A filly looks back.
  231. 231.
    "Yup."
  232. 232.
    >She drops onto you.
  233. 233.
    >"Hiya, Anon!"
  234. 234.
    >"Applebloom! What in the hay were ya doin' up there?! Why aren'tcha at the farmhouse?"
  235. 235.
    >"S-sorry Applejack..."
  236. 236.
    >"Aww, it's alright. Come 'ere."
  237. 237.
    >Applebloom bounces over the covers, using Pinkie's body as a mini trampoline, complete with squeaky noise, and gets under the covers with Applejack.
  238. 238.
    >Can this night get any worse?
  239. 239.
    >The cutie mark crusaders fall out of your closet.
  240. 240.
    >Yes. Yes it can.
  241. 241.
    >"Blimy! I can't believe we was in there for so long!"
  242. 242.
    >Babs Seed, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo all climb onto the already full bed.
  243. 243.
    >How it hasn't snapped under the weight yet is unknown. Must be reinforced with your hatred for everything in existence.
  244. 244.
    >"Rarity! What are you doing to Twilight?"
  245. 245.
    >"Suh- Sweetie... J-just go and play with Fluttershy. I-I'm busy."
  246. 246.
    >"Okay!"
  247. 247.
    >Sweetie, oblivious to her sister's incoming orgasm, cuddles next to Fluttershy.
  248. 248.
    >The filly whispers at the pegasus.
  249. 249.
    >"Hi Fluttershy!"
  250. 250.
    >Fluttershy giggles.
  251. 251.
    >"Hello, Sweetie! Want to earn your cutie mark in love making?"
  252. 252.
    >"That sounds like fun!"
  253. 253.
    >"Oooh, it is~"
  254. 254.
    >Cadence's voice pipes up.
  255. 255.
    >"What was that about love making? I know about love making!"
  256. 256.
    >Shining mutters "Damn right" under his breath.
  257. 257.
    >Fluttershy smiles at her.
  258. 258.
    >"I-I was just going to show Sweetie Belle how to molest Anon and get her cutie mark!"
  259. 259.
    >"Oh my, that sounds like a wonderful idea! I can show you everything I know!"
  260. 260.
    >Look at Luna and Celestia, who are whispering things to each other and being all "sisterly".
  261. 261.
    "No one? No one gonna stop this from happening?"
  262. 262.
    >Scootaloo walks onto your chest and looks you in the eyes.
  263. 263.
    >"Rainbow Dash isn't paying attention to me. Can I play with you guys?"
  264. 264.
    "No."
  265. 265.
    >Fluttershy chides you.
  266. 266.
    >"Of course you can, Scootaloo! Just come here and we can get started!"
  267. 267.
    >Fluttershy's hoof heads back towards your crotch.
  268. 268.
    >"O-oh. There seems to be some pony else down here already..."
  269. 269.
    >A booming voice thunders from beneath the covers, starling absolutely no one except you and Fluttershy.
  270. 270.
    >"IRON WILL HAS NO IDEA HOW HE GOT DOWN HERE. IRON WILL IS NOT COMPLAINING THOUGH. IT'S COZY."
  271. 271.
    >"Trixie agrees!"
  272. 272.
    >You start crying.
  273. 273.
    >At this final act of despair and misery, Rarity and Twilight simultaneously orgasm.
  274. 274.
    >The bed rocks and the mares cry out in ecstasy.
  275. 275.
    >This pushes Derpy and Rainbow Dash out the bed, the pair hitting the wooden floor, but not stopping their makeout session.
  276. 276.
    >Cadence has pulled out a blackboard, and is balancing it on the constantly moving covers, pointing to diagrams of dicks and sex positions while a studious Sweetie Belle takes notes and a bored Scootaloo doodles.
  277. 277.
    >Applejack and Applebloom are fast asleep, as is Pinkie Pie.
  278. 278.
    >Luna and Celestia take no notice of anything.
  279. 279.
    >Shining armour is carefully painting a miniature plastic changeling and levitating some paints next to him.
  280. 280.
    >Fluttershy is grinding on your leg.
  281. 281.
    >Babs Seed went under the covers to hang out with Trixie, and hasn't returned.
  282. 282.
    >Iron Will is doing is taxes between your legs.
  283. 283.
    >And a low growl emanates from under the bed.
  284. 284.
    >Shining Armour nudges your face with a brush, getting Bad Moon Yellow all over your cheek.
  285. 285.
    >"Hey, uhh, Anon? I hope you don't mind, but there was someone else in your kitchen pipes, so I directed them up here. She said she knew you."
  286. 286.
    >He goes back to painting.
  287. 287.
    >A gigantic, spine covered mass of flesh and secreting mucus rises from below your bed.
  288. 288.
    >It looms over everyone, only you taking any notice of it.
  289. 289.
    >The caustic mammoth-worm peers down at you.
  290. 290.
    >Then slowly holds up a pillow and a night light.
  291. 291.
    "There's some room on my left."
  292. 292.
    >It shrieks it's thanks and slithers into the bed.
  293. 293.
    >Fluttershy sighs and nuzzles your cheek, getting paint on herself.
  294. 294.
    >"Thank you, Anon. This was the best slumber party ever~"
  295. 295.
    >She kisses you.
  296. 296.
    "I hate this world."
  297. 297.
     
  298. 298.
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