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Pants in the Relationship pt. 7 (WIP)
By Jchallo8Created: 2023-02-12 23:40:03
Updated: 2023-05-28 11:32:34
Expiry: Never
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>You had a late start the next day.
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>The bonfire lasted well into the early morning, and more importantly, you had to put your mind at ease.
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>You had to be sure the thing in the fridge was thoroughly dealt with.
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>There was plenty of refueling of the fire after poking the back of the fridge in the pit with some rebar.
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>Poured more gas into the holes, and lit that ablaze.
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>You wanted to make sure the interior was a hellscape.
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> Everyone else was entertained by you letting out your firebug, especially Applejack.
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>"Ah'll remember to invite you to the next bonfire", she said when the fire died down for good.
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>When you got home, you had to shower the smoke and long walk off of you.
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>By the time you got to bed, it was four in the morning.
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>Relieved, and no longer restless.
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>Now here you are, it's noon.
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>You're at the usual diner looking out at the street, sitting closest to the window to get some warmth.
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>Even after you walk to the diner, you're still waking up.
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>You yawn into a fist and glance around the diner, looking for the waitress with a fresh pot of coffee.
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>Yes, 'fresh pot' of coffee, the waitress wouldn't let you have a cold pot.
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>Even though she saw how morning dead you were, she insisted.
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>"Your irritability is noted dear, but trust me this will pick you up more than some two-hour-old pot of coffee," she told you.
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>Too tired to make a bigger fuss, you obliged.
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>But she was right.
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>The coffee aroma brought a smile out of you the closer she got.
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>You sat back as you watched the coffee dance as it filled up your cup.
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>The sugar packs and powder creamer were already being stirred on the second she finished pouring.
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>"And a stack of the usual flapjacks dear?"
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"You know it," you say, fixated on the swirl lightening the coffee in your cup.
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>"I'll get right on that."
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>In the corner of your eye you see she's still floating around, rubbing her chin.
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>"Where's your shadow today?"
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"Hmm?" You make eye contact with her.
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>She nods toward the empty seat across from you.
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"Ah, she had to check up on her apartment, she should be here soon."
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>"Oh good, glad things are going well between you two."
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"It's been a crazy beginning but yeah, I am too."
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>"I'm surprised she took my bold advice."
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>You squint your eyes.
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"Wait, you were the reason for all this nonsense?"
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>"Afraid so, but it's how I got my husband, I figured I'd pass the wisdom along."
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"The amount of stress you've caused me..."
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>"Sorry dear, I told her that she had to be an inconvenience to get your attention."
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"You know I had met friends at Bonnet's with her just hanging on my belt?"
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>She tilts her head in confusion.
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>"Wait, you mean she just-- hold on, hold on dear. Do you mean to tell me she just hung on your belt buckle? That's not what I told her."
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"What?"
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>You pick up on the pink hue in her cheeks.
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>"I told her to get the hang of getting your belt buckle off with her mouth."
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"... instead of hanging off of my belt buckle with her mouth?"
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>A beat of silence.
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>While you are terrified of what could've happened, the waitress was making calculations in her head.
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>She was darting her eyes back and forth as numbers and question marks were floating around her.
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>Her mouth would open but no words would come forth. It took her a second to form a sentence.
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>"I... how long did she keep that up?"
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>You look away, processing the information.
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>Did Ditzy mishear the advice? Or did she actively decide to go another route?
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>You were so caught up in wanting the answer, you stopped stirring your coffee.
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>Well into the finishing inspection, you were sneaking glances at Ditzy, still wondering.
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>You can't think of a way to approach the topic.
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>It's unfortunate that you can't just bury your head into the work with Ditzy floating around you.
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>And there isn't much left to do.
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>Before you give the keys back to Coco, you had to be sure the place was in a better condition than when you found it.
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>That included inspecting the wiring of the outlets, and light switches.
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>Checking every nook and cranny, but most of the heavy-duty cleaning was done yesterday.
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>The carpet is perfectly fine, you even did some vacuuming in the most affected areas.
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>By the time you got to the kitchen for a last inspection, Ditzy addressed the elephant in the room.
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>"You're quiet today Anon, more than usual."
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>Your back was turned to her as you pretended to look at your checklist on the clipboard.
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"Uh huh," you say, hoping Ditzy will just assume you're in 'Work Mode'.
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>"Even though the thing in the fridge is gone."
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>The lump in your throat was suddenly tougher to swallow.
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"Yep, you're doing a fine job, Ditzy."
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>You're not even bothering to look up, because you're trying to sell the 'otherworldly focus' bit.
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>You turn on the faucet to test the temperature of the water.
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>Still boiling hot, you'll have to go to the water heater and adjust that.
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>You jot that down on your checklist of things to inspect.
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>"Anon?"
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>When you turned around, Ditzy was fluttering at your eye level.
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>Her head tilted as she blinked out of sync, closing the distance between you two.
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>You'd back up, but you're trapped.
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"Sup?"
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>"There's something under the bathroom sink. My hooves can't reach it."
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>You take a quiet breath of relief.
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"I'll take a look."
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"You know, you didn't really have to dust under the sink, but it's good you're going the extra mile."
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>"I only wanted to clear any spider webs." Ditzy says while the upper half of your torso was under the sink.
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"Are you sure there's something under here?" You ask.
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>"Up where the fake drawer would be."
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>Just as the words left her mouth you spot a small brown paper back duct tape into the cranny.
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>With your other hand, you reach your hand out and Ditzy drops a flashlight into it.
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>You shine the light on this tucked and taped away item, rectangular shaped from what you can feel.
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>The brown paper bag is bone dry, it tore apart too easily when you tried to pull it down.
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>So while shielding your eyes, you grasp a bigger portion of it, the glue on the duct tape didn't take much elbow grease to pull the package out of its hiding spot.
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>Once you got it out, you and Ditzy share a look, then you start to rip more of the brown paper bag only to see whatever the item is, wrapped in a ziploc bag.
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>You hold up the clear plastic bag by its opening to see a small dark grey brick.
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>Immediately you recognize it as a mini-cassette recorder, along with a couple of loose tapes.
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"What the hell?"
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>More questions filled up your head.
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>You and Ditzy both studied the thing.
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"We gotta finish up here, I need to know what's on this thing."
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>"What else is on your checklist?"
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"The water heater."
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>Adjusting the water heater temperature was easy enough, there were only some things left to do today, and you had a second wind of energy to rush through them.
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>When you got to the main office, you darted straight to Dustbowl's office.
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>"Anonymous! Thanks for stopping by, I take it the apartment is finished?" Dustbowl asks as you step through the threshold of the doorframe.
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"Even adjusted the water heater, and the unit is ready for a new fridge."
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>"Splendid, something told me to purchase a new one the other day, should be here this afternoon."
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"Shit, that works. Talk about divine timing."
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>"Indeed," he drops his back legs from his desk and pulls out a drawer from his desk, and reaches into it.
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>"Your payment, good sir," he says, presenting a check which you accept and then fold to put in your back pocket.
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"Pleasure doing business with ya," you say with a nod.
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>"Likewise, and if you need extra work from time to time, don't hesitate to visit."
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"You got it."
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>Everything is all coming together.
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>As you step outside of the main office, you grin at the amount written on the check.
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>You only dread the line at the bank to deposit it.
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>Which, to your surprise wasn't busy at all, you withdrew a few bits for some food expenses.
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>The last thing to do today was visit Coco Pummel at the Boutique to inform her the apartment is ready.
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>When you arrived, Rarity and Coco were having a tea break.
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>Even though they wanted you to stay for a bit, you had one thing on your mind, you didn't care if it seemed like you and Ditzy were in a rush to get home.
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>You were, but any indecent accusations about you two rolled off of you.
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>After politely declining tea, you and Coco agreed to meet at the apartment at nine in the morning for a walk-through, and you'll hand her the invoice.
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>Once you got home, you and Ditzy rushed to the basement and set the tape recorder on the bar.
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> Ditzy was focused on it as her chin rested on the polished wood.
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>You press down on the play button, then a click, and the tape starts rolling.
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>At first, silence with an occasional clang of some kind of equipment.
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>The reverberation made you assume this was in a lab somewhere.
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>A mare clears her throat before speaking.
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Log #001, Rise Labs, Manehatten.
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>"ScreWOOFy's log zero zero one, at Rise labs, what should I cARF-- call this? Ugh, hold on, I just need to chug this vial, helps reduce the barking."
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>An audible gulp could be heard, followed by glass shattering the ground.
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>"It's nice to try to figure out how Draqoni's mental process work while having different animal parts.
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>Sparky is okay, he just hasn't felt like his chatty self lately. He's still recuperating at home.
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>Anyway, it's about eight in the evening, it's been a week since we've started scouting for other realities.
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>We had to set up our lab out by the docks since our former location is condemned.
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>What did they call it? A Chaos field? Luckily it's an industrial area, so not a lot of traffic there and it's temporary.
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>Chaos fields don't last more than a couple of weeks before the reality untangles.
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>In the meantime, don't be surprised if you lose your watch and then a cat starts following you.
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>Anyway, Eris was kind enough to provide some insight about trying to reach other realities.
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>She insists we're still not ready, but it'll be good to at least set up shop in a reality thin spot.
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>Our reports indicate there's another thin spot out in the Evergreen Forest, we won't be going there anytime soon.
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>We're authorized to look through the "Looking Glass", and they won't let us sign a waiver for visiting, because if anything would happen it would bring too much heat.
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>Not on thin ice yet, but Eris herself doesn't want to draw any attention.
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>I think I'm her favorite, that conjuring gem she gave will be useful and she doesn't give those out often since it has traces of her magic.
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>And that's what I will be testing tonight while everyp0ny else is out."
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>Amping up of energy could be heard before an impact upon the concrete floor.
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>Silence as the smoke cleared, then barking.
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>"Sparky? Why do you have spider legs?
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>Fascinating, it seems I conjured a dog-spider hybrid that looks just like Sparky.
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>The resemblance is convincing.
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>Looks like the gem got a little thinner. So there's a limit to how many times you can use this.
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>It seems likely that anything more complex or bigger in caliber would wear down the conjuring gem even more.
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>Which makes me wonder, if there's a way to unconjure it, will it restore the energy used?
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>If so by what percentage? Is the conjure's own exertion taken into account?
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>I'd ask Eris herself, but she's busy filming for her first acting role.
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>Further testing is required in the meantime. Think I'll skim through the files of the next scouting project while I'm here too.
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>What the heck? Evergreen Forest? I thought we were told not to go there? Is there another thin spot?
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>Eris wouldn't approve of this, does she know? She picked one ARF of a time to start her acting caWOOF-- reer.
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>This isn't riARF--"
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>A knock on what sounds like a metallic door, only more howling in a symphony.
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>You stop the recording, eyes wide as theories start to form with this tape.
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"So this is who Dustbowl and Berry were talking about."
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>"She sounds nice. This is a thirty minutes tape like the other two in the bag, right?" Ditzy asks, scratching her head.
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"Yeah, so that thing in the fridge was something from the gem?"
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>More questions float to the surface of your mind.
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>No one from maintenance wanted to mess with the apartment because of that thing.
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>Anyone sees a roach that huge, anyone would fuck off and leave it be.
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>Fair enough, it wouldn't be a question of how it got there or why it's there, but rather how much distance can you give it.
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>No one's wondering why it's there.
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>So what was it guarding?
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>You press play on the tape and fast forward through the barking.
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>A lot of the recording was only white noise and the occasional barking from Screwy.
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>Your guess, this thirty-minute tape really had about ten minutes of Screw actually log-keeping.
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>But you got to the tail end of the tape.
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Log #002, TSS-003, Evergreen Forest
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>Rustling of grass can be heard, and crickets play their song as air brushes against the mic.
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>"Ah, finally can have some time to myself, the journey to the edge of the Evergreen Forest was exhausting.
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>It was bad enough trying to go through town with all our equipment, we traveled mostly through the night and rented any carriages we could.
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>We're at the third thin spot site, setting up a portal! It's so exciting! Finally! Progress!
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>We would've set up at TSS-002, but it had been compromised, there's a zebra that's within the vicinity of the site, can't risk -any- bystanders.
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>But we're here now, ready to explore different realities so I'm not complaining, I can't wait to see what we'll find!
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>If there's anything hostile, I'll be okay.
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>See, I've been practicing with my conjuring gem, and I've found several answers.
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>While at first, I thought the gem had a limited use, it turns out they can be restored once the construct is recalled either though willing it back into the gem.
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>Or by construct's destruction, but it takes a lot for it to be destroyed, they're durable things.
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>It'll make for a great guard just in case we end up somewhere hostile.
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>I just really wanna see what other realities are out there, like maybe there's a reality that's just dog food."
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>Someone yells Screwy's name, sounds urgent.
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>"Oooh! Eris is here, that's a surprise, I thought she was filming tonight."
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>Tape ends with a click.
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>"Anon? You okay?" Ditzy asks, rubbing a circle on your back.
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"I think I was there that night," you say with a laugh.
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>Hearing all this really drums up the night you got here, to you the memory was wrapped in a dreamy haze.
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>You take a deep breath as you walk around behind the bar to fetch Joan Trotter Whiskey, ice, and a rocks glass.
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>The sun hasn't quite set yet, so you didn't drown the glass with booze, just a couple of swigs so you can process.
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>With a nod, you offer Ditzy a glass but she shook her head, opting instead to nurse her glass of water.
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>"A bit for your thoughts?"
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>You take a few sips and gently place the glass down, chuckling under your breath about how this week has unfolded.
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"We went from carpet cleaning, to extreme pest control to what? Found footage of some high-tech lab."
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>"I don't know, but you got a neat gem out of it."
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"Ooh true, I think I'll go check on it," you say heading for the basement stairs.
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>Ditzy fluttered to your side.
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>"So what happened? How'd you get here?"
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"I rolled out of bed and into the Evergreen Forest."
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>Ditzy stopped in place and then blinked a few times in disbelief.
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>"What?"
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"For about a week, I was wondering why it took so long for my dream to end," you say as you pull the coffee can out from under your bed.
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>"Did you actually sleep during the week?"
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"Yep, I thought I was in a dream loop. In my dreams, I'm back on earth with typical weird earth dreams but consistently wake up to a magical world of colorful talking ponies."
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>Ditzy giggles, "When did it sink in?"
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"When Luna told me that I'm here for good, in my dream. It was her way of welcoming me."
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>You take off the lid on the coffee can to fish out the gem.
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>As you pick up the gem, you notice it's heavier.
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>The imperfect air bubbles are gone, it's not as see-through.
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>No light would shine through it.
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>So the bonfire was enough to damage to the point of recalling it.
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"That's a relief."
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>"Whatcha gonna do with it?"
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"I was gonna sell but I think I'll just return it to Screwy, wherever she is. It's not like I know how to use it."
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>"Something for next week then?"
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"I'll ask Berry about any whereabouts of Screwy when she comes to hang out this weekend."
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Log #003, TSS-003, Evergreen Forest.
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>"Well, this is a disappointment, Eris is here to tell us to stop what we're doing.
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>We're to delay the portal expedition another day since The Princesses will be leaving Ponyville tomorrow.
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>She just wants to be safe to make sure we stay under the radar.
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>We're okay on food but I was really hoping I can finally get some notes about how thin reality spots react.
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>Ah well, in the meantime, we're to double-check all the equipment.
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>Good news is, Eris is here so we'll get to chit-chat for a bit.
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>Yoohoo! Eris! Over here! Wanna say hi?"
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>Throat clearing could be heard as the mic gets slightly scrapped.
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>"Oh Screwy and her log keeping, at least someone here is doing their job and keeping track of progress.
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>Hello. This is the one and only Eris. I don't know who'll end up listening to this or if Screwy is just playing this back for her own amusement.
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>On the off chance this is being played in the courtroom though, it was ALL Screwy's idea for dimensional hopping, I was held a gunpoint. It's not my fault
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>I wanted none of this, my curiosity has been satiated with my dimensional hopping days centuries ago, it's just these reality virgo dirgos that wanna see what's out there."
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>Collective laughter from the two of them.
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>"I'm a movie star now, I'm innocent, Your Honor. I didn't even know what TSS stood for until Screwy told me, you said Thin Spot Sites, right?
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>If any overlords happen to drop in from our reality meddling experiments I just want you to know that Celestia and Luna are giant immortal book nerds who don't appreciate movies.
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>Remember Screwy, a Discordian is prohibited from believing what they read. That's why movies are great.
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>Imagine still reading instead of instantaneously absorbing the knowledge of the book by inhaling its fumes.
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>I know you're still trying to master that technique Screwy but you're doing your best, my dear disciple.
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>How's the old noggin by the way?"
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>A knock at the cellar door made you stop the recording.
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"Now who in the-"
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>A familiar face in the basement window smiles at you waving a hoof.
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>You open the cellar doors and let Berry in.
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>She takes her usual spot at the corner barstool, still in her office clothes.
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"What's up, Berry?"
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>"I'd like that celebratory drink now."
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"On it, did the new fridge unit come in? I felt like I just got home an hour ago."
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>"They were early with delivery times today, I thought I was gonna have to be in the office waiting for them well into the evening."
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"And here you are. What'll it be?"
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>"Cheerilee seems to really enjoy the Bee's Knees, I wanna try it."
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"You're in luck, I still have some honey syrup left. Ditzy can you grab a couple of lemons from upstairs? That bottle of honey too I'll need to make more."
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>Ditzy nods and heads for the stairs.
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>Once Ditzy was out of the earshot of the conversation, Berry takes a moment to study you.
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>She was quiet for a second while she formed her question.
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>"It's after hours, why are you so uptight, dear? You're tense."
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"Processing a lot of information that I just learned today."
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>"Wanna start with the most recent news?"
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"Found some audio recordings of Screwy in the apartment."
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>"Oooh that's exciting."
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"She may be a link to how I ended up here, there's more to sift through but one of the main things is she worked for Eris's tech lab or something."
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>"Eris was running a lab?"
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"I'd have to listen to more of the recordings to get a better picture, but I'm curious do you happen to know anything about where Screwy lives?"
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>She shrugs, "Last I heard she was in the asylum. I left it at that."
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"Don't blame you. Goddamn, this is a weird week."
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>Berry tilts her head, "what do you mean? It's only Tuesday."
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>You made a deep exhale as you let your weight lean onto the bar.
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"Fuck's sake."
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>"Hey Anon, you're out of lemons again, I'm going to pick some more up at the store okay?" Ditzy said poking her head into the basement.
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"Yeah, sounds good, hurry back though."
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>"I sure will~" she sang before shutting the door.
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>Berry pouts, "So no bee's knees?"
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"Afraid not, that a deal breaker?"
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>"You got whiskey?"
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"I've got some amaretto too, and if I mix that you'll swear it's a cherry cola."
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>"But it's all booze?" She asks with a raised eyebrow. "I'm sold."
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"Coming right up," you gather Joan Trotter and a bottle of amaretto.
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>You get some ice in a rocks glass and add the ingredients in then slide it over to her.
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>One sip and her eyes widen, the corners of her mouth curled upward.
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>"May have my new favorite here."
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"It's insane really."
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>"You know what else is insane? Not telling me more about what's going between you and Ditzy."
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"My business doesn't need to be on the grapevine right now."
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>"I won't tell! I promise! It's just you'd think that after finally getting done with the apartment, you'd be loose and relaxed."
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>You take a sip of your own drink, finding a way to explain...
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"Found out the waitress at the diner gave Ditzy some outlandish advice and I don't know if she misheard the waitress or just doing her own thing."
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>Berry leans back, "Okay, and?"
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"I wouldn't know how to even begin to ask Ditzy about that, I can't put it rest in my head."
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>"You two are thick as thieves now, why does that matter? Is this you just delaying the inevitable of her being your... first?"
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"Pardon?"
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>"We all know what's gonna happen."
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>She downs the rest of the drink and hops off the stool.
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>"Okay dear, I'm gonna head home now, you've got a lot on your mind, I'll catch ya this Friday since I can't wait to hear about date night."
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"Right."
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>"Thanks for the drink, really easy going down. Try to take it easy okay?"
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"You bet."
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