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[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight Time

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-04 14:33:30
Expiry: Never
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    Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 2nd, 2014
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  4. 4.
    >Step back and smile at your hard work.
  5. 5.
    >Your new front door looks simply wonderful.
  6. 6.
    >Sighing happily, you pick up your drill and box of screws, then walk through the door back into the house.
  7. 7.
    >Time to coat it in various chemicals that Applejack gave you.
  8. 8.
    >You're not sure which to use first or why they need to go on, but AJ let you have them for just 114 bits.
  9. 9.
    >She knows her stuff, that pony.
  10. 10.
    >Stare in silent wonder at the first tin.
  11. 11.
    >' W0od vɘrNish '
  12. 12.
    >Peel back the tin and look inside.
  13. 13.
    >Smells like honey and applejuice.
  14. 14.
    >With a shrug, you dip your brush into the mixture and start lathering it on your door, whistling while you do it.
  15. 15.
    >"...noooon!"
  16. 16.
    >Pause, listening intently to the wind.
  17. 17.
    >"...aaanoooon!"
  18. 18.
    >Look over your shoulder.
  19. 19.
    >"AAAAAANNOOOOON!"
  20. 20.
    "SHHHIIII--"
  21. 21.
    >Fluttershy tackles you to the ground, sending the tin and its contents everywhere.
  22. 22.
    "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR, I -JUST- REPAIRED IT!"
  23. 23.
    >She shakes you.
  24. 24.
    >"WE DON'T HAVE TIME, WE HAVE TO GO, NOW!"
  25. 25.
    >Fluttershy tries to drag you away from your home.
  26. 26.
    >"Please! Please, Anon!"
  27. 27.
    >Grab onto your door frame and refuse to let go.
  28. 28.
    >The pegasus starts panicking.
  29. 29.
    >"She's coming!"
  30. 30.
    >Loosen your grip and narrow your eyes at the mare.
  31. 31.
    "...Who?"
  32. 32.
    >"T-twilight!"
  33. 33.
    >Your heart skips a beat.
  34. 34.
    "Oh no."
  35. 35.
    >Scramble to your feet and sprint into your house, looking for the calender.
  36. 36.
    "No no no no no--"
  37. 37.
    >Find it and stare in horror at today.
  38. 38.
    >Tuesday.
  39. 39.
    >' TWILIGHT TIME. '
  40. 40.
    >Storming back out the house, you grab Fluttershy and swing her over your shoulder.
  41. 41.
    >Charge down the path out of Ponyville towards the 'safe-house'.
  42. 42.
    >"Hurry! I can see her!"
  43. 43.
    >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
  44. 44.
    "Shitshitshitshit."
  45. 45.
    >"I GOT A NEW SPELL I WANNA TRY OUT!"
  46. 46.
    "SHITSHITSHITSHIT."
  47. 47.
    >"Faster, Anon, faster!"
  48. 48.
    "I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, WOMAN."
  49. 49.
    >The shed is in sight.
  50. 50.
    >A sign on the door fills you with hope.
  51. 51.
    >' no nerds allowed '
  52. 52.
    >Your legs piston as hard as they can, propelling you towards sanctuary.
  53. 53.
    >A flash of violet reveals the grinning face of an alicorn stood before the front of the shed.
  54. 54.
    >You stagger to a halt, fear coursing through you.
  55. 55.
    >Fluttershy starts crying.
  56. 56.
    >"Heeey, guys!"
  57. 57.
    >Start making peace with your past regrets.
  58. 58.
    >"So I was just reading a book at the old castle!"
  59. 59.
    >Fluttershy whimpers in your ear, begging for it to end quickly.
  60. 60.
    >"And I saw this really interesting spell!"
  61. 61.
    >You feel a single tear roll down your cheek as you clutch Fluttershy to your chest; cradling her trembling body and trying to console her in what could be her final moments.
  62. 62.
    >"I just wanna experiment and I know you guys like to help me with this stuff."
  63. 63.
    >Give her a curt nod.
  64. 64.
    "Just get it over with."
  65. 65.
    >She giggles and clops her front hooves together.
  66. 66.
    >"Oooh this is gonna be so much fun!"
  67. 67.
    >Her horn charges up as she points it at you.
  68. 68.
    >Fluttershy looks up at you, tears in her eyes.
  69. 69.
    >"I-I love you, Anon."
  70. 70.
    "Dork."
  71. 71.
    >Twilight fires.
  72. 72.
     
  73. 73.
    >Sit up, gasping for breath.
  74. 74.
    >Your mind is reeling and you feel shaky all over.
  75. 75.
    >Did you just dream all that?
  76. 76.
    >Something stirs next to you.
  77. 77.
    >Look down and see Fluttershy, curled up against your body.
  78. 78.
    >Grunt and stand up, stretching.
  79. 79.
    >From the looks of things, you're in a field outside Ponyville.
  80. 80.
    >Blink a few times and turn around.
  81. 81.
    >Your shed/safe-house is sitting untouched a few metres from you.
  82. 82.
    >With a confused frown, you nudge Fluttershy with your foot.
  83. 83.
    "Hey, Twilight's gone, get up."
  84. 84.
    >"Mmm... Tickle my pus--"
  85. 85.
    "UP."
  86. 86.
    >Fluttershy yelps and stands to attention.
  87. 87.
    >"O-oh, hello, Anon."
  88. 88.
    >She freezes, panic in her eyes.
  89. 89.
    >"Wh-where's Twilight?"
  90. 90.
    "I just said; gone."
  91. 91.
    >Fluttershy looks around the area.
  92. 92.
    >Then at her front hoof.
  93. 93.
    >Then at her mane.
  94. 94.
    >Then between her legs.
  95. 95.
    >"I don't feel any different."
  96. 96.
    "Yeah, me neither. Do I -look- different?"
  97. 97.
    >"No; still perfectly sex-able."
  98. 98.
    "Gross, but good."
  99. 99.
    >Puff out your cheeks and scratch your stubble.
  100. 100.
    "I guess we'd better go home then."
  101. 101.
    >Head off towards your house.
  102. 102.
    >Fluttershy tags along.
  103. 103.
    "That wasn't in invitation."
  104. 104.
    >She gives you a haughty look.
  105. 105.
    >"I knocked over your honey and applejuice, so it's only fair I pay you back~"
  106. 106.
    "I'm not having se-- ...'choo mean, 'honey and applejuice'?!"
  107. 107.
    >Before Fluttershy can answer, your house comes into view.
  108. 108.
    >...
  109. 109.
    >You rub your eyes with a finger and thumb.
  110. 110.
    >Look down at Fluttershy.
  111. 111.
    >She seems dumbfounded, and looks from you to your house.
  112. 112.
    >A human sit outside it, unscrewing your ruined door.
  113. 113.
    "This is--"
  114. 114.
    >"She made two Anons?!"
  115. 115.
    >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating.
  116. 116.
    >Slap her.
  117. 117.
    >She stops.
  118. 118.
    >Then sees Anon #2.
  119. 119.
    >And starts again.
  120. 120.
    >You ignore her and let her writhe around on the floor.
  121. 121.
    >A thought crosses your mind, and you check your watch.
  122. 122.
    >The hands are spinning around at a ridiculous speed in random directions.
  123. 123.
    >Look back up at the other human.
  124. 124.
    "Mother fucker."
  125. 125.
    >Fluttershy manages to regain control of herself and stand back up.
  126. 126.
    >"So umm, I was just having a panic attack there..."
  127. 127.
    "Yep."
  128. 128.
    >"Could you not even give me a hug?"
  129. 129.
    "Fluttershy."
  130. 130.
    >Turn to her.
  131. 131.
    "I think we have far bigger concerns right now."
  132. 132.
    >She pulls a pouty face.
  133. 133.
    >"Like what?"
  134. 134.
    >Show her your watch.
  135. 135.
    >Point at 'yourself', who hasn't noticed you both yet.
  136. 136.
    "We're living in the past, Fluttershy."
  137. 137.
    >"You should move on. It's not healthy to do that."
  138. 138.
    >Stare at her.
  139. 139.
    >She gives you a small grin.
  140. 140.
    "If that wasn't so adorable I'd beat the shit out of you."
  141. 141.
    >Pick her up.
  142. 142.
    >"O-Oh my~"
  143. 143.
    "Shut up. We have to think about this."
  144. 144.
    >"I'd rather think about you~"
  145. 145.
    "You know what I like? I like it when you get scared of Twilight; it's the only time you knock this shit off."
  146. 146.
    >"Well maybe if you'd just give me a chance this wouldn't happen."
  147. 147.
    "Shut up."
  148. 148.
    >"No!"
  149. 149.
    >"Anon!"
  150. 150.
    "What."
  151. 151.
    >"Th-that wasn't me."
  152. 152.
    >...
  153. 153.
    "Shit."
  154. 154.
    >Hurl Fluttershy into a bush and dive in after her, resulting in her being under your body.
  155. 155.
    >"A-Anon! I..."
  156. 156.
    >Press a hand against her mouth.
  157. 157.
    >"Helloo, Anon!"
  158. 158.
    >Fluttershy tenses up at the voice.
  159. 159.
    >You both shift around and peer out of a hole in the bush.
  160. 160.
    >'Fluttershy' flies overhead towards Anon.
  161. 161.
    >Your Flutters watches, entranced.
  162. 162.
    >"Th-that was this morning!"
  163. 163.
    "Yeah..."
  164. 164.
    >"...Anon?"
  165. 165.
    "What."
  166. 166.
    >"Did I always have such a large, um, behind?"
  167. 167.
    >Take the opportunity to glance back at Fluttershy's plump ass, sat on the ground.
  168. 168.
    >Unf~
  169. 169.
    "Yeah, sure."
  170. 170.
    >You shush her again and the pair of you watch your past selves argue.
  171. 171.
    >PastAnon throws a handful of screws at PasterShy, who squeaks and flies off into town.
  172. 172.
    >"That was mean, Anon."
  173. 173.
    "I don't care."
  174. 174.
    >"You do really..."
  175. 175.
    "Nah."
  176. 176.
    >"I'm your only friend~"
  177. 177.
    "Not the right time, Fluttershy."
  178. 178.
    >"It's just you and me in this bush~"
  179. 179.
    "The fabric of spacetime has been broken so that we may exist here, and you want to fuck in a bush."
  180. 180.
    >"I never mentioned fucking~"
  181. 181.
    "Sonofa-- look, I don't know what the hell to do, so let's just camp out here and wait this out, okay?"
  182. 182.
    >Fluttershy makes herself comfortable.
  183. 183.
    >In your lap.
  184. 184.
    >"Sounds good to me!"
  185. 185.
    >Roll your eyes and go back to watching yourself.
  186. 186.
     
  187. 187.
    >"AAAAANOOON!"
  188. 188.
    "Oh shit, this is it."
  189. 189.
    >Fluttershy stops dozing in your lap, her legs splayed out in all directions, and yawns.
  190. 190.
    >"What did I miss?"
  191. 191.
    "It's happening."
  192. 192.
    >"The Zebras are taking over the banks?"
  193. 193.
    "No, the other happening."
  194. 194.
    >She peers out of the bush.
  195. 195.
    >PasterShy is hurtling towards PastAnon.
  196. 196.
    >She tackles him and starts screaming.
  197. 197.
    >Looking behind them, you see Twilight Sparkle galloping in their direction.
  198. 198.
    "This is so trippy..."
  199. 199.
    >"..."
  200. 200.
    "Fluttershy?"
  201. 201.
    >"We look kind of cute together."
  202. 202.
    >Let out a weary sigh.
  203. 203.
    >"Why don't you move in with me, Anon?"
  204. 204.
    "Shut up, Fluttershy."
  205. 205.
    >"No, I'm serious."
  206. 206.
    >She turns herself around in your lap, peering up at you.
  207. 207.
    >"It's nicer than your home, and I have a guest room! We could be--"
  208. 208.
    >She squeals happily.
  209. 209.
    >"Roomies!"
  210. 210.
    >Glare at her.
  211. 211.
    >How dare she suggest you save money and live with someone who can cook, clean, and look after you.
  212. 212.
    "Stupidest thing I ever heard."
  213. 213.
    >"Hm. Your loss."
  214. 214.
    >She returns to looking at your house.
  215. 215.
    >PastAnon sprints out the front door, swiping the pegasus up as he passes her.
  216. 216.
    >"Your arms feel so safe~"
  217. 217.
    "What exactly do you hope to accomplish by saying stuff like that?"
  218. 218.
    >"If it helps you understand just how much I adore you the it's worth it."
  219. 219.
    "Busting out the fancy words, are you?"
  220. 220.
    >Start laughing at her.
  221. 221.
    >She stomps on your foot.
  222. 222.
    >Stop laughing at her.
  223. 223.
    >Push her off your lap.
  224. 224.
    >"Let's just follow ourselves..."
  225. 225.
    >Fluttershy storms out of the bush, taking the lead.
  226. 226.
    >You both stay out of sight as you follow yourselves and Twilight.
  227. 227.
    >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
  228. 228.
    "Getting close to the shack now..."
  229. 229.
    >Your companion tugs on your pants leg and points at some trees.
  230. 230.
    >Nodding, you hurry on over and use the trunks as cover.
  231. 231.
    >You can see the safe-house from here, as well as the other human and pegasus.
  232. 232.
    >You're holding that pony pretty tight there.
  233. 233.
    >Glance to the side.
  234. 234.
    >The pony in question is chewing her bottom lip and watching herself get held by you.
  235. 235.
    >Twilight teleports to the front of the shack, grinning triumphantly.
  236. 236.
    "This is it."
  237. 237.
    >Fluttershy just nods.
  238. 238.
    >You watch as your past self holds PasterShy close, then takes the magic blast straight to the body.
  239. 239.
    >He blinks out of reality, taking his little yellow pony with him.
  240. 240.
    >Twilight cheers to herself.
  241. 241.
    >When she realises there is no one there to congratulate her on a successful spell, she frowns.
  242. 242.
    >"...Darn it..."
  243. 243.
    >Twilight sighs and starts slowly walking down the path back to Ponyville.
  244. 244.
    "Psst."
  245. 245.
    >Fluttershy looks at you.
  246. 246.
    >Motion at Twilight, then at both you and her.
  247. 247.
    >She taps her chin, then nods.
  248. 248.
    >Run a hand through your hair and take a deep breath before stepping out of the tree line.
  249. 249.
    "HEY! TWILIGHT!"
  250. 250.
     
  251. 251.
    >"Well, I'd say it was a fun day, wouldn't you?"
  252. 252.
    >Fluttershy gives you a cup of tea.
  253. 253.
    >Accept it and peer into it, checking for any white pills at the bottom.
  254. 254.
    >All clear.
  255. 255.
    >Down it and lick your lips.
  256. 256.
    "Kind of, sure."
  257. 257.
    >"So umm, w-want to move in with me?"
  258. 258.
    "Nope."
  259. 259.
    >"Aww..."
  260. 260.
    "What?"
  261. 261.
    >"Well, you know... I thought that since we went on an adventure and all..."
  262. 262.
    "We got sent back in time, followed ourselves, then got sent back to the future."
  263. 263.
    >Sip your tea.
  264. 264.
    "Honestly, it was kinda boring."
  265. 265.
    >Frown at this.
  266. 266.
    "Which is really annoying, since you'd think that time travel would inherently be more entertaining."
  267. 267.
    >Shrug and sip some more tea.
  268. 268.
    "Ah well. It's in the past."
  269. 269.
    >Chuckle at your quip.
  270. 270.
    >Fluttershy gives you a sad look.
  271. 271.
    "Oh come on, I wouldn't have moved in with you anyway. Why would an afternoon in the past of the morning of today change that?"
  272. 272.
    >Damn that was confusing.
  273. 273.
    >"It's just that normally after a little adventure there are, um, 'bonds' that are strengthened..."
  274. 274.
    >...
  275. 275.
    "...You totally wanted to have sex in that bush, didn't you."
  276. 276.
    >"It would have been so romantic!"
  277. 277.
    "Ugh. You're so predictable."
  278. 278.
    >She sighs, raising her own teacup to her lips and taking a long sip.
  279. 279.
    >...
  280. 280.
    >"So what are you going to do now?"
  281. 281.
    "Well--"
  282. 282.
    >A violet flash appears in the middle of the room.
  283. 283.
    >Twilight Sparkle, with 2 cybernetic limbs, a flowing red cape, an eye-patch, and a jetpack where her wings once were, smiles at you both.
  284. 284.
    >"Hey guys."
  285. 285.
    >Drop your teacup.
  286. 286.
    >Fluttershy faints.
  287. 287.
    >"It's Twilight Time."
  288. 288.
     
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