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[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight Time

By Nebulus
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-07-04 14:33:30
Expiry: Never

  1. Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 2nd, 2014
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  3.  
  4. >Step back and smile at your hard work.
  5. >Your new front door looks simply wonderful.
  6. >Sighing happily, you pick up your drill and box of screws, then walk through the door back into the house.
  7. >Time to coat it in various chemicals that Applejack gave you.
  8. >You're not sure which to use first or why they need to go on, but AJ let you have them for just 114 bits.
  9. >She knows her stuff, that pony.
  10. >Stare in silent wonder at the first tin.
  11. >' W0od v╔śrNish '
  12. >Peel back the tin and look inside.
  13. >Smells like honey and applejuice.
  14. >With a shrug, you dip your brush into the mixture and start lathering it on your door, whistling while you do it.
  15. >"...noooon!"
  16. >Pause, listening intently to the wind.
  17. >"...aaanoooon!"
  18. >Look over your shoulder.
  19. >"AAAAAANNOOOOON!"
  20. "SHHHIIII--"
  21. >Fluttershy tackles you to the ground, sending the tin and its contents everywhere.
  22. "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR, I -JUST- REPAIRED IT!"
  23. >She shakes you.
  24. >"WE DON'T HAVE TIME, WE HAVE TO GO, NOW!"
  25. >Fluttershy tries to drag you away from your home.
  26. >"Please! Please, Anon!"
  27. >Grab onto your door frame and refuse to let go.
  28. >The pegasus starts panicking.
  29. >"She's coming!"
  30. >Loosen your grip and narrow your eyes at the mare.
  31. "...Who?"
  32. >"T-twilight!"
  33. >Your heart skips a beat.
  34. "Oh no."
  35. >Scramble to your feet and sprint into your house, looking for the calender.
  36. "No no no no no--"
  37. >Find it and stare in horror at today.
  38. >Tuesday.
  39. >' TWILIGHT TIME. '
  40. >Storming back out the house, you grab Fluttershy and swing her over your shoulder.
  41. >Charge down the path out of Ponyville towards the 'safe-house'.
  42. >"Hurry! I can see her!"
  43. >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
  44. "Shitshitshitshit."
  45. >"I GOT A NEW SPELL I WANNA TRY OUT!"
  46. "SHITSHITSHITSHIT."
  47. >"Faster, Anon, faster!"
  48. "I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, WOMAN."
  49. >The shed is in sight.
  50. >A sign on the door fills you with hope.
  51. >' no nerds allowed '
  52. >Your legs piston as hard as they can, propelling you towards sanctuary.
  53. >A flash of violet reveals the grinning face of an alicorn stood before the front of the shed.
  54. >You stagger to a halt, fear coursing through you.
  55. >Fluttershy starts crying.
  56. >"Heeey, guys!"
  57. >Start making peace with your past regrets.
  58. >"So I was just reading a book at the old castle!"
  59. >Fluttershy whimpers in your ear, begging for it to end quickly.
  60. >"And I saw this really interesting spell!"
  61. >You feel a single tear roll down your cheek as you clutch Fluttershy to your chest; cradling her trembling body and trying to console her in what could be her final moments.
  62. >"I just wanna experiment and I know you guys like to help me with this stuff."
  63. >Give her a curt nod.
  64. "Just get it over with."
  65. >She giggles and clops her front hooves together.
  66. >"Oooh this is gonna be so much fun!"
  67. >Her horn charges up as she points it at you.
  68. >Fluttershy looks up at you, tears in her eyes.
  69. >"I-I love you, Anon."
  70. "Dork."
  71. >Twilight fires.
  72.  
  73. >Sit up, gasping for breath.
  74. >Your mind is reeling and you feel shaky all over.
  75. >Did you just dream all that?
  76. >Something stirs next to you.
  77. >Look down and see Fluttershy, curled up against your body.
  78. >Grunt and stand up, stretching.
  79. >From the looks of things, you're in a field outside Ponyville.
  80. >Blink a few times and turn around.
  81. >Your shed/safe-house is sitting untouched a few metres from you.
  82. >With a confused frown, you nudge Fluttershy with your foot.
  83. "Hey, Twilight's gone, get up."
  84. >"Mmm... Tickle my pus--"
  85. "UP."
  86. >Fluttershy yelps and stands to attention.
  87. >"O-oh, hello, Anon."
  88. >She freezes, panic in her eyes.
  89. >"Wh-where's Twilight?"
  90. "I just said; gone."
  91. >Fluttershy looks around the area.
  92. >Then at her front hoof.
  93. >Then at her mane.
  94. >Then between her legs.
  95. >"I don't feel any different."
  96. "Yeah, me neither. Do I -look- different?"
  97. >"No; still perfectly sex-able."
  98. "Gross, but good."
  99. >Puff out your cheeks and scratch your stubble.
  100. "I guess we'd better go home then."
  101. >Head off towards your house.
  102. >Fluttershy tags along.
  103. "That wasn't in invitation."
  104. >She gives you a haughty look.
  105. >"I knocked over your honey and applejuice, so it's only fair I pay you back~"
  106. "I'm not having se-- ...'choo mean, 'honey and applejuice'?!"
  107. >Before Fluttershy can answer, your house comes into view.
  108. >...
  109. >You rub your eyes with a finger and thumb.
  110. >Look down at Fluttershy.
  111. >She seems dumbfounded, and looks from you to your house.
  112. >A human sit outside it, unscrewing your ruined door.
  113. "This is--"
  114. >"She made two Anons?!"
  115. >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating.
  116. >Slap her.
  117. >She stops.
  118. >Then sees Anon #2.
  119. >And starts again.
  120. >You ignore her and let her writhe around on the floor.
  121. >A thought crosses your mind, and you check your watch.
  122. >The hands are spinning around at a ridiculous speed in random directions.
  123. >Look back up at the other human.
  124. "Mother fucker."
  125. >Fluttershy manages to regain control of herself and stand back up.
  126. >"So umm, I was just having a panic attack there..."
  127. "Yep."
  128. >"Could you not even give me a hug?"
  129. "Fluttershy."
  130. >Turn to her.
  131. "I think we have far bigger concerns right now."
  132. >She pulls a pouty face.
  133. >"Like what?"
  134. >Show her your watch.
  135. >Point at 'yourself', who hasn't noticed you both yet.
  136. "We're living in the past, Fluttershy."
  137. >"You should move on. It's not healthy to do that."
  138. >Stare at her.
  139. >She gives you a small grin.
  140. "If that wasn't so adorable I'd beat the shit out of you."
  141. >Pick her up.
  142. >"O-Oh my~"
  143. "Shut up. We have to think about this."
  144. >"I'd rather think about you~"
  145. "You know what I like? I like it when you get scared of Twilight; it's the only time you knock this shit off."
  146. >"Well maybe if you'd just give me a chance this wouldn't happen."
  147. "Shut up."
  148. >"No!"
  149. >"Anon!"
  150. "What."
  151. >"Th-that wasn't me."
  152. >...
  153. "Shit."
  154. >Hurl Fluttershy into a bush and dive in after her, resulting in her being under your body.
  155. >"A-Anon! I..."
  156. >Press a hand against her mouth.
  157. >"Helloo, Anon!"
  158. >Fluttershy tenses up at the voice.
  159. >You both shift around and peer out of a hole in the bush.
  160. >'Fluttershy' flies overhead towards Anon.
  161. >Your Flutters watches, entranced.
  162. >"Th-that was this morning!"
  163. "Yeah..."
  164. >"...Anon?"
  165. "What."
  166. >"Did I always have such a large, um, behind?"
  167. >Take the opportunity to glance back at Fluttershy's plump ass, sat on the ground.
  168. >Unf~
  169. "Yeah, sure."
  170. >You shush her again and the pair of you watch your past selves argue.
  171. >PastAnon throws a handful of screws at PasterShy, who squeaks and flies off into town.
  172. >"That was mean, Anon."
  173. "I don't care."
  174. >"You do really..."
  175. "Nah."
  176. >"I'm your only friend~"
  177. "Not the right time, Fluttershy."
  178. >"It's just you and me in this bush~"
  179. "The fabric of spacetime has been broken so that we may exist here, and you want to fuck in a bush."
  180. >"I never mentioned fucking~"
  181. "Sonofa-- look, I don't know what the hell to do, so let's just camp out here and wait this out, okay?"
  182. >Fluttershy makes herself comfortable.
  183. >In your lap.
  184. >"Sounds good to me!"
  185. >Roll your eyes and go back to watching yourself.
  186.  
  187. >"AAAAANOOON!"
  188. "Oh shit, this is it."
  189. >Fluttershy stops dozing in your lap, her legs splayed out in all directions, and yawns.
  190. >"What did I miss?"
  191. "It's happening."
  192. >"The Zebras are taking over the banks?"
  193. "No, the other happening."
  194. >She peers out of the bush.
  195. >PasterShy is hurtling towards PastAnon.
  196. >She tackles him and starts screaming.
  197. >Looking behind them, you see Twilight Sparkle galloping in their direction.
  198. "This is so trippy..."
  199. >"..."
  200. "Fluttershy?"
  201. >"We look kind of cute together."
  202. >Let out a weary sigh.
  203. >"Why don't you move in with me, Anon?"
  204. "Shut up, Fluttershy."
  205. >"No, I'm serious."
  206. >She turns herself around in your lap, peering up at you.
  207. >"It's nicer than your home, and I have a guest room! We could be--"
  208. >She squeals happily.
  209. >"Roomies!"
  210. >Glare at her.
  211. >How dare she suggest you save money and live with someone who can cook, clean, and look after you.
  212. "Stupidest thing I ever heard."
  213. >"Hm. Your loss."
  214. >She returns to looking at your house.
  215. >PastAnon sprints out the front door, swiping the pegasus up as he passes her.
  216. >"Your arms feel so safe~"
  217. "What exactly do you hope to accomplish by saying stuff like that?"
  218. >"If it helps you understand just how much I adore you the it's worth it."
  219. "Busting out the fancy words, are you?"
  220. >Start laughing at her.
  221. >She stomps on your foot.
  222. >Stop laughing at her.
  223. >Push her off your lap.
  224. >"Let's just follow ourselves..."
  225. >Fluttershy storms out of the bush, taking the lead.
  226. >You both stay out of sight as you follow yourselves and Twilight.
  227. >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"
  228. "Getting close to the shack now..."
  229. >Your companion tugs on your pants leg and points at some trees.
  230. >Nodding, you hurry on over and use the trunks as cover.
  231. >You can see the safe-house from here, as well as the other human and pegasus.
  232. >You're holding that pony pretty tight there.
  233. >Glance to the side.
  234. >The pony in question is chewing her bottom lip and watching herself get held by you.
  235. >Twilight teleports to the front of the shack, grinning triumphantly.
  236. "This is it."
  237. >Fluttershy just nods.
  238. >You watch as your past self holds PasterShy close, then takes the magic blast straight to the body.
  239. >He blinks out of reality, taking his little yellow pony with him.
  240. >Twilight cheers to herself.
  241. >When she realises there is no one there to congratulate her on a successful spell, she frowns.
  242. >"...Darn it..."
  243. >Twilight sighs and starts slowly walking down the path back to Ponyville.
  244. "Psst."
  245. >Fluttershy looks at you.
  246. >Motion at Twilight, then at both you and her.
  247. >She taps her chin, then nods.
  248. >Run a hand through your hair and take a deep breath before stepping out of the tree line.
  249. "HEY! TWILIGHT!"
  250.  
  251. >"Well, I'd say it was a fun day, wouldn't you?"
  252. >Fluttershy gives you a cup of tea.
  253. >Accept it and peer into it, checking for any white pills at the bottom.
  254. >All clear.
  255. >Down it and lick your lips.
  256. "Kind of, sure."
  257. >"So umm, w-want to move in with me?"
  258. "Nope."
  259. >"Aww..."
  260. "What?"
  261. >"Well, you know... I thought that since we went on an adventure and all..."
  262. "We got sent back in time, followed ourselves, then got sent back to the future."
  263. >Sip your tea.
  264. "Honestly, it was kinda boring."
  265. >Frown at this.
  266. "Which is really annoying, since you'd think that time travel would inherently be more entertaining."
  267. >Shrug and sip some more tea.
  268. "Ah well. It's in the past."
  269. >Chuckle at your quip.
  270. >Fluttershy gives you a sad look.
  271. "Oh come on, I wouldn't have moved in with you anyway. Why would an afternoon in the past of the morning of today change that?"
  272. >Damn that was confusing.
  273. >"It's just that normally after a little adventure there are, um, 'bonds' that are strengthened..."
  274. >...
  275. "...You totally wanted to have sex in that bush, didn't you."
  276. >"It would have been so romantic!"
  277. "Ugh. You're so predictable."
  278. >She sighs, raising her own teacup to her lips and taking a long sip.
  279. >...
  280. >"So what are you going to do now?"
  281. "Well--"
  282. >A violet flash appears in the middle of the room.
  283. >Twilight Sparkle, with 2 cybernetic limbs, a flowing red cape, an eye-patch, and a jetpack where her wings once were, smiles at you both.
  284. >"Hey guys."
  285. >Drop your teacup.
  286. >Fluttershy faints.
  287. >"It's Twilight Time."
  288.  
  289. The End.

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