[FLUTTERRAPE] Twilight Time


                                            Originally uploaded to Pastebin: June 2nd, 2014

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                                            >Step back and smile at your hard work.

                                            >Your new front door looks simply wonderful.

                                            >Sighing happily, you pick up your drill and box of screws, then walk through the door back into the house.

                                            >Time to coat it in various chemicals that Applejack gave you.

                                            >You're not sure which to use first or why they need to go on, but AJ let you have them for just 114 bits.

                                            >She knows her stuff, that pony.

                                            >Stare in silent wonder at the first tin.

                                            >' W0od vɘrNish '

                                            >Peel back the tin and look inside.

                                            >Smells like honey and applejuice.

                                            >With a shrug, you dip your brush into the mixture and start lathering it on your door, whistling while you do it.

                                            >"...noooon!"

                                            >Pause, listening intently to the wind.

                                            >"...aaanoooon!"

                                            >Look over your shoulder.

                                            >"AAAAAANNOOOOON!"

                                            "SHHHIIII--"

                                            >Fluttershy tackles you to the ground, sending the tin and its contents everywhere.

                                            "DON'T TOUCH THE DOOR, I -JUST- REPAIRED IT!"

                                            >She shakes you.

                                            >"WE DON'T HAVE TIME, WE HAVE TO GO, NOW!"

                                            >Fluttershy tries to drag you away from your home.

                                            >"Please! Please, Anon!"

                                            >Grab onto your door frame and refuse to let go.

                                            >The pegasus starts panicking.

                                            >"She's coming!"

                                            >Loosen your grip and narrow your eyes at the mare.

                                            "...Who?"

                                            >"T-twilight!"

                                            >Your heart skips a beat.

                                            "Oh no."

                                            >Scramble to your feet and sprint into your house, looking for the calender.

                                            "No no no no no--"

                                            >Find it and stare in horror at today.

                                            >Tuesday.

                                            >' TWILIGHT TIME. '

                                            >Storming back out the house, you grab Fluttershy and swing her over your shoulder.

                                            >Charge down the path out of Ponyville towards the 'safe-house'.

                                            >"Hurry! I can see her!"

                                            >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"

                                            "Shitshitshitshit."

                                            >"I GOT A NEW SPELL I WANNA TRY OUT!"

                                            "SHITSHITSHITSHIT."

                                            >"Faster, Anon, faster!"

                                            "I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN, WOMAN."

                                            >The shed is in sight.

                                            >A sign on the door fills you with hope.

                                            >' no nerds allowed '

                                            >Your legs piston as hard as they can, propelling you towards sanctuary.

                                            >A flash of violet reveals the grinning face of an alicorn stood before the front of the shed.

                                            >You stagger to a halt, fear coursing through you.

                                            >Fluttershy starts crying.

                                            >"Heeey, guys!"

                                            >Start making peace with your past regrets.

                                            >"So I was just reading a book at the old castle!"

                                            >Fluttershy whimpers in your ear, begging for it to end quickly.

                                            >"And I saw this really interesting spell!"

                                            >You feel a single tear roll down your cheek as you clutch Fluttershy to your chest; cradling her trembling body and trying to console her in what could be her final moments.

                                            >"I just wanna experiment and I know you guys like to help me with this stuff."

                                            >Give her a curt nod.

                                            "Just get it over with."

                                            >She giggles and clops her front hooves together.

                                            >"Oooh this is gonna be so much fun!"

                                            >Her horn charges up as she points it at you.

                                            >Fluttershy looks up at you, tears in her eyes.

                                            >"I-I love you, Anon."

                                            "Dork."

                                            >Twilight fires.


                                            >Sit up, gasping for breath.

                                            >Your mind is reeling and you feel shaky all over.

                                            >Did you just dream all that?

                                            >Something stirs next to you.

                                            >Look down and see Fluttershy, curled up against your body.

                                            >Grunt and stand up, stretching.

                                            >From the looks of things, you're in a field outside Ponyville.

                                            >Blink a few times and turn around.

                                            >Your shed/safe-house is sitting untouched a few metres from you.

                                            >With a confused frown, you nudge Fluttershy with your foot.

                                            "Hey, Twilight's gone, get up."

                                            >"Mmm... Tickle my pus--"

                                            "UP."

                                            >Fluttershy yelps and stands to attention.

                                            >"O-oh, hello, Anon."

                                            >She freezes, panic in her eyes.

                                            >"Wh-where's Twilight?"

                                            "I just said; gone."

                                            >Fluttershy looks around the area.

                                            >Then at her front hoof.

                                            >Then at her mane.

                                            >Then between her legs.

                                            >"I don't feel any different."

                                            "Yeah, me neither. Do I -look- different?"

                                            >"No; still perfectly sex-able."

                                            "Gross, but good."

                                            >Puff out your cheeks and scratch your stubble.

                                            "I guess we'd better go home then."

                                            >Head off towards your house.

                                            >Fluttershy tags along.

                                            "That wasn't in invitation."

                                            >She gives you a haughty look.

                                            >"I knocked over your honey and applejuice, so it's only fair I pay you back~"

                                            "I'm not having se-- ...'choo mean, 'honey and applejuice'?!"

                                            >Before Fluttershy can answer, your house comes into view.

                                            >...

                                            >You rub your eyes with a finger and thumb.

                                            >Look down at Fluttershy.

                                            >She seems dumbfounded, and looks from you to your house.

                                            >A human sit outside it, unscrewing your ruined door.

                                            "This is--"

                                            >"She made two Anons?!"

                                            >Fluttershy starts hyperventilating.

                                            >Slap her.

                                            >She stops.

                                            >Then sees Anon #2.

                                            >And starts again.

                                            >You ignore her and let her writhe around on the floor.

                                            >A thought crosses your mind, and you check your watch.

                                            >The hands are spinning around at a ridiculous speed in random directions.

                                            >Look back up at the other human.

                                            "Mother fucker."

                                            >Fluttershy manages to regain control of herself and stand back up.

                                            >"So umm, I was just having a panic attack there..."

                                            "Yep."

                                            >"Could you not even give me a hug?"

                                            "Fluttershy."

                                            >Turn to her.

                                            "I think we have far bigger concerns right now."

                                            >She pulls a pouty face.

                                            >"Like what?"

                                            >Show her your watch.

                                            >Point at 'yourself', who hasn't noticed you both yet.

                                            "We're living in the past, Fluttershy."

                                            >"You should move on. It's not healthy to do that."

                                            >Stare at her.

                                            >She gives you a small grin.

                                            "If that wasn't so adorable I'd beat the shit out of you."

                                            >Pick her up.

                                            >"O-Oh my~"

                                            "Shut up. We have to think about this."

                                            >"I'd rather think about you~"

                                            "You know what I like? I like it when you get scared of Twilight; it's the only time you knock this shit off."

                                            >"Well maybe if you'd just give me a chance this wouldn't happen."

                                            "Shut up."

                                            >"No!"

                                            >"Anon!"

                                            "What."

                                            >"Th-that wasn't me."

                                            >...

                                            "Shit."

                                            >Hurl Fluttershy into a bush and dive in after her, resulting in her being under your body.

                                            >"A-Anon! I..."

                                            >Press a hand against her mouth.

                                            >"Helloo, Anon!"

                                            >Fluttershy tenses up at the voice.

                                            >You both shift around and peer out of a hole in the bush.

                                            >'Fluttershy' flies overhead towards Anon.

                                            >Your Flutters watches, entranced.

                                            >"Th-that was this morning!"

                                            "Yeah..."

                                            >"...Anon?"

                                            "What."

                                            >"Did I always have such a large, um, behind?"

                                            >Take the opportunity to glance back at Fluttershy's plump ass, sat on the ground.

                                            >Unf~

                                            "Yeah, sure."

                                            >You shush her again and the pair of you watch your past selves argue.

                                            >PastAnon throws a handful of screws at PasterShy, who squeaks and flies off into town.

                                            >"That was mean, Anon."

                                            "I don't care."

                                            >"You do really..."

                                            "Nah."

                                            >"I'm your only friend~"

                                            "Not the right time, Fluttershy."

                                            >"It's just you and me in this bush~"

                                            "The fabric of spacetime has been broken so that we may exist here, and you want to fuck in a bush."

                                            >"I never mentioned fucking~"

                                            "Sonofa-- look, I don't know what the hell to do, so let's just camp out here and wait this out, okay?"

                                            >Fluttershy makes herself comfortable.

                                            >In your lap.

                                            >"Sounds good to me!"

                                            >Roll your eyes and go back to watching yourself.


                                            >"AAAAANOOON!"

                                            "Oh shit, this is it."

                                            >Fluttershy stops dozing in your lap, her legs splayed out in all directions, and yawns.

                                            >"What did I miss?"

                                            "It's happening."

                                            >"The Zebras are taking over the banks?"

                                            "No, the other happening."

                                            >She peers out of the bush.

                                            >PasterShy is hurtling towards PastAnon.

                                            >She tackles him and starts screaming.

                                            >Looking behind them, you see Twilight Sparkle galloping in their direction.

                                            "This is so trippy..."

                                            >"..."

                                            "Fluttershy?"

                                            >"We look kind of cute together."

                                            >Let out a weary sigh.

                                            >"Why don't you move in with me, Anon?"

                                            "Shut up, Fluttershy."

                                            >"No, I'm serious."

                                            >She turns herself around in your lap, peering up at you.

                                            >"It's nicer than your home, and I have a guest room! We could be--"

                                            >She squeals happily.

                                            >"Roomies!"

                                            >Glare at her.

                                            >How dare she suggest you save money and live with someone who can cook, clean, and look after you.

                                            "Stupidest thing I ever heard."

                                            >"Hm. Your loss."

                                            >She returns to looking at your house.

                                            >PastAnon sprints out the front door, swiping the pegasus up as he passes her.

                                            >"Your arms feel so safe~"

                                            "What exactly do you hope to accomplish by saying stuff like that?"

                                            >"If it helps you understand just how much I adore you the it's worth it."

                                            "Busting out the fancy words, are you?"

                                            >Start laughing at her.

                                            >She stomps on your foot.

                                            >Stop laughing at her.

                                            >Push her off your lap.

                                            >"Let's just follow ourselves..."

                                            >Fluttershy storms out of the bush, taking the lead.

                                            >You both stay out of sight as you follow yourselves and Twilight.

                                            >"HEY! GUYS! WAIT UP!"

                                            "Getting close to the shack now..."

                                            >Your companion tugs on your pants leg and points at some trees.

                                            >Nodding, you hurry on over and use the trunks as cover.

                                            >You can see the safe-house from here, as well as the other human and pegasus.

                                            >You're holding that pony pretty tight there.

                                            >Glance to the side.

                                            >The pony in question is chewing her bottom lip and watching herself get held by you.

                                            >Twilight teleports to the front of the shack, grinning triumphantly.

                                            "This is it."

                                            >Fluttershy just nods.

                                            >You watch as your past self holds PasterShy close, then takes the magic blast straight to the body.

                                            >He blinks out of reality, taking his little yellow pony with him.

                                            >Twilight cheers to herself.

                                            >When she realises there is no one there to congratulate her on a successful spell, she frowns.

                                            >"...Darn it..."

                                            >Twilight sighs and starts slowly walking down the path back to Ponyville.

                                            "Psst."

                                            >Fluttershy looks at you.

                                            >Motion at Twilight, then at both you and her.

                                            >She taps her chin, then nods.

                                            >Run a hand through your hair and take a deep breath before stepping out of the tree line.

                                            "HEY! TWILIGHT!"


                                            >"Well, I'd say it was a fun day, wouldn't you?"

                                            >Fluttershy gives you a cup of tea.

                                            >Accept it and peer into it, checking for any white pills at the bottom.

                                            >All clear.

                                            >Down it and lick your lips.

                                            "Kind of, sure."

                                            >"So umm, w-want to move in with me?"

                                            "Nope."

                                            >"Aww..."

                                            "What?"

                                            >"Well, you know... I thought that since we went on an adventure and all..."

                                            "We got sent back in time, followed ourselves, then got sent back to the future."

                                            >Sip your tea.

                                            "Honestly, it was kinda boring."

                                            >Frown at this.

                                            "Which is really annoying, since you'd think that time travel would inherently be more entertaining."

                                            >Shrug and sip some more tea.

                                            "Ah well. It's in the past."

                                            >Chuckle at your quip.

                                            >Fluttershy gives you a sad look.

                                            "Oh come on, I wouldn't have moved in with you anyway. Why would an afternoon in the past of the morning of today change that?"

                                            >Damn that was confusing.

                                            >"It's just that normally after a little adventure there are, um, 'bonds' that are strengthened..."

                                            >...

                                            "...You totally wanted to have sex in that bush, didn't you."

                                            >"It would have been so romantic!"

                                            "Ugh. You're so predictable."

                                            >She sighs, raising her own teacup to her lips and taking a long sip.

                                            >...

                                            >"So what are you going to do now?"

                                            "Well--"

                                            >A violet flash appears in the middle of the room.

                                            >Twilight Sparkle, with 2 cybernetic limbs, a flowing red cape, an eye-patch, and a jetpack where her wings once were, smiles at you both.

                                            >"Hey guys."

                                            >Drop your teacup.

                                            >Fluttershy faints.

                                            >"It's Twilight Time."


                                            The End.