Nightmare's Anon


                                            >"Picking flowers?! I would rather prostrate myself to my sister than to ever involve myself on such coltish acts!

                                            "Well you've been eating, sleeping, and shitting under my roof for a month and I think it's time you pull your weight around here."

                                            >"I am to be FEARED! By all who gaze at my visage!"

                                            "Used to be feared. Now it's either that or I kick you out."

                                            >"You wouldn't."

                                            "I would."

                                            >"And what's stopping me from removing you from your own home and claiming it as my own?"

                                            "By the sheer fact we're having this conversation right now."

                                            >"...Just give me the basket."

                                            "Here's the list as well. Make sure you look at the picture very carefully to know which is what you're looking for."


                                            ---------------

                                            >"Alllrgiht girls! Ready to have our 'Catching Bees with our mouths' Cutie Mark?"

                                            >"Yeah!"

                                            >"Yeah!"

                                            >The Cutie Mark Crusaders were off to the bare edges of Everfree looking for beehives

                                            >Applebloom was in charge of carrying the bug nets

                                            >Sweetie Belle is holding the honey-scented mouthwash

                                            >And Scootaloo was armed with binoculars to scan their surroundings

                                            >A few hours pass and with no luck

                                            >Sweetie Belle was the first crack

                                            >"Girls... Can we take a break? I think I'm gonna throw up."

                                            >"C'man Sweetie Belle. Its still tha aftahnoon."

                                            >"No no no. I think I might need to take a rest."

                                            >The young filly unicorn laid down on her side under the shade of a tree

                                            >"Isn't it supposed to be this season where bees go out find flowers Bloom?"

                                            >"Ah don' know. All I know is apple seasons."

                                            >"Huff Huff."

                                            >Scootaloo looked at Sweetie Belle with concern.

                                            >"Jeez, Sweetie Belle are you alright? You're kinda breathin' real hard."

                                            >the said filly furrowed her brows in confusion

                                            >"That's not me girls."

                                            >They followed the heavy breathing to a clearing

                                            >A tall robed figure was prodding something in the fields

                                            >All of them looked at each other and nodded trying to approach the figure to satisfy their curiosity

                                            >They could here the figure, a mare's voice, mumbling something

                                            >Scootaloo was the first to speak

                                            >"Uhmm... Excuse me miss?"

                                            >The figure's hidden face turned slightly towards the trio before facing away from them

                                            >"Oh! Uh. C-Can I help you little ones?"

                                            >"We were just asking if you found some bees or beehives around here?"

                                            >The figure was silent at the question before speaking

                                            >"I haven't found any. Maybe check the eastern region of the forest? I've known that they like to make it their home at this season."

                                            >"Cool! Thanks miss!"

                                            >With that the trio headed to were they were pointed to

                                            >The figure relaxed and continued to pick on the flowers with their horns

                                            >"Wow she seems nice."

                                            >"Ah don't know Sweetie Belle. Mah sister tells me we shouldn't talk to strangers."

                                            >"Pfft. How could she be dangerous? Especially when she's out here picking flowers like a colt."

                                            >"TIS NOT A COLTY ACT YOU PRESUMPTIOUS WORMS!"

                                            >The three turned around immediately to find themselves face to face to an enemy long forgotten by their sister figures

                                            >"N-Nightmare Moon!"


                                            >"Yes. 'Tis I, Nightmare Moon! I am here to remind you cretins of the true ruler of Equestria!"

                                            >Scootaloo was on her knees bowing towards the cackling alicorn in fear

                                            >Applebloom wanted to book it but she didn't want to leave her friends behind

                                            >Sweetie Belle was on the verge of tears

                                            >Oh how she missed this

                                            >She bared her fangs towards the Crusaders

                                            >"Now now, you troublesome idiots will pay for questioning my maresculinity."

                                            >Scootaloo looked up towards the fear incarnate with tears in her eyes

                                            >"Please, we didn't mean to! Don't eat us pretty please!"

                                            >"SILENCE!"

                                            >The voice was enough to freeze the fillies in place

                                            >"Now, as first order of business, you three will take back at what you said."

                                            >The three looked at each other and then at Nightmare Moon

                                            >"Well?!"

                                            >"Uh-Uh your face looks strong!"

                                            >The alicorn smirked and looked to the side, letting her hair flow into the cosmic winds

                                            >"Why yes it is."

                                            >"Yah! And uh- mah sister said you're the scariest thing she's ever seen."

                                            >"Of course it is."

                                            >"Oh! And when I went as you during Nightmare Night, I was voted the ugliest monster ever!"

                                            >The rest looked at Sweetie Belle

                                            >"What I made it myself. I'm proud of it."

                                            >The filly suddenly finds herself snout to snout with the usurper

                                            >"And you think I am ugly?"

                                            >"Well-"

                                            >A flash of sharp teeth and slit eyes embodies her whole vision

                                            >"DO YOU?!"

                                            >"No! No! I don't- I didn't mean to- I... WAAAH!"

                                            >Sweetie Belle broke under the pressure and started bawling

                                            >The alicorn pulled her face back in surprise and the duo accompanied their crying companion

                                            >Applebloom glared at Nightmare Moon

                                            >"Look at wah ya did! Yah made Sweetie Belle cry."

                                            >Nightmare huffed and looked away

                                            >"Well of course I did. I make ponies cry. That's my purpose"

                                            >"And you call yourself a ruler when they're suppose to make them happy!"

                                            >That pulled the alicorn in to a stop. She glared at the puny worm who questions her right

                                            >"Of course I can make her happy! Watch."

                                            >She approached the crying unicorn

                                            >"Hey there."

                                            >Sweetie opened her eyes to see Nightmare trying to pull a silly face by sticking her tongue out.

                                            >But her rows of sharp teeth and glowing eyes just made her think she was going to be eaten

                                            >"AAAAAAHH!"

                                            >"Ya made it worse!"

                                            >Nightmare Moon stomped her hoof in frustration

                                            >"Well how am I suppose to help her then O smart one?!"

                                            >As the three bicker over the crying filly, the alicorn sensed a magical signature she felt before

                                            >Honesty

                                            >She growled in frustration and turned away from the trio

                                            >"I'm wasting my time here. Beware you three! For if you ever cross me again, eternal nightmare awaits!"

                                            >Her wings sprung out through the robes and splayed wide enough its shadow encompassed them three

                                            >"Beware!"

                                            >She galloped away from them

                                            >"Beware!"

                                            >As soon as she disappeared to the tree line, an orange earth pony entered the clearing

                                            >"Bloom?! I heard cryin' over here!"


                                            ---------------


                                            "So, how was the trip?"

                                            >"It was... it went well."

                                            "Uh huh. Where's the basket. "

                                            >"... *inhale* "

                                            "Where's the basket."

                                            >"You didn't give me one."

                                            "Also why did you punch holes in my robe."

                                            >"You know, giving strangers your personal belongings is a bad habit one must overcome."

                                            "And the flowers?"

                                            >"SOMETHING HAPPENED ALRIGHT?! I had to flee because some fillies recognized me and I forgot to bring it back with me."

                                            "..."

                                            >"..."

                                            "Now did the telling the truth help you feel better?"

                                            >"Silence."


                                            ---------------


                                            >Edge of Everfree Forest

                                            >2:35 PM

                                            >A pink snout sniffs the flower in the fallen basket

                                            >"What do you think Pinkie Pie?"

                                            >The instinct-driven mare turned to her friend, Twilight Sparkle and saluted

                                            >"It smells like evil, narcissism, and a whole lot of hay chips ma'am!"

                                            >The junior princess sighed at her friend's enthusiasm and formed a magic bubble around the evidence

                                            >She felt over the basket and flowers and felt tracings of their nemesis

                                            >"Looks like the CMC were right girls, Nightmare Moon was here."

                                            >Fluttershy visibly gasped

                                            >Applejack just pulled her stetson up

                                            >"Well ah don't care if she's back! She's ganna pay for messin' with mah little sister!"

                                            >A streak of rainbow zipped passed them and turned around to arrive at the group

                                            >"Rainbow Dash did you find anything?"

                                            >The pegasus shakes her head

                                            >"Nah, I looked all over and couldn't find nothing suspicious."

                                            >The cocking of a crossbow was heard

                                            >Rarity was sporting a white sun hat alongside a toothpick between her teeth

                                            >"Well even if we can't find the dubious wench, we'll be prepared for anything!

                                            >"Rarity, why are you even wearing that?"

                                            >The fashionista gasped and landed slammed the stock of the weapon to the ground

                                            >"I will not allow my sister's reputation be blemished by a thousand-year old mare! Her school life was practically dead when they've heard of the incident."

                                            >"Oh, but where is she now?"

                                            >"I've had Spikey-wikey take care of her needs while we're gone."


                                            ---------------

                                            >"C'MON COLT! WHERE'S MY SAMMICH!"

                                            >"Coming!"

                                            >Sweetie Belle was on her bed and watched as Spike entered the room wearing a bowtie and carrying a PB&J Sandwich

                                            >He hurriedly placed the food to the nightstand

                                            >"Is there anything else?"

                                            >"Dance for me."

                                            >Spike was perturbed by the order but nonetheless put his hands on his back and swayed his hips

                                            >The little unicorn sported a goblin grin on her face

                                            >"Mmmm yes. Mama like."

                                            >'The things I do for love.'


                                            ---------------


                                            >"In any case, Fluttershy! Do you happen to know what these flowers were for?"

                                            >The shy butter horse pulled a flower with her wing and examined it closely

                                            >"I know these ones, these are often picked for their medicinal properties."

                                            >Twilight turned away to shake her hoof at the sky

                                            >"So she was trying to help herself up before she attacks."

                                            >"But these flowers need a lengthy process just to make healing solutions-"

                                            >"The fiend!"

                                            >"Twilight-"

                                            >"THE FIEND!"


                                            ---------------


                                            "Oh would you look at that, those nice mares are keeping my ingredients safe. I should introduce myself."

                                            >"Don't you dare! If you as so much as embarrass me or mention my current status I will-"

                                            "Send me in an eternal nightmare yada yada yada I get it."

                                            >"I'm serious! Those six may not look like it but I begrudgingly admit that they wield magic that I haven't seen since forever."

                                            "Aren't you suppose to research about the Elements of Harmony to figure out a weakness?"

                                            >"It- It must be a fluke! How come they get to have more magical power than my sister, who is a purebred alicorn!"

                                            "Must be a generational thing."

                                            >"Whatever! I demand you cease your illogical obsession with plants and take me home immediately."

                                            "Awww so you do care."

                                            >"I do not! I only keep you alive because you have the means to- wait where did you go?"

                                            >"... FFFFFFFFFF"

                                            ---------------


                                            >"Ok girls! Remember to stick to the plan."

                                            >"What plan?"

                                            >Twilight rubbed her crown and scolded Rainbow Dash.

                                            >"The one we discussed as we were getting here?"

                                            >The pegasus just shrugged

                                            >"I wasn't listening, got to boring since we've saved the world a bunch of times."

                                            >"This is crucial! We may not now how strong Nightmare Moon has become."

                                            >"Ah thank she's right Rainbow, we couldn't know how long Nightmare's been lickin' her wounds."

                                            >"C'mon, we all know how this song and dance goes. She appears, says some boring take-over-the-world speech, we use our elements, zip zap bop she's gone. Celebrations all around and I get to smack some stallion tush."

                                            >Sunhat Warrior Rarity scoffed at the speedster's summary

                                            >"We don't do that! At least not that last part."

                                            >Pinkie was confused at what the princess had said

                                            >"You mean we don't? But some stallions go to the Sugarcube Corner and ask me out for a cupcake."

                                            >Fluttershy raised her head in surprise

                                            >"Wait they do? Do you have some of their letter addresses?"

                                            >Twilight stomped her hoof just to get her friends attention

                                            >"Girls! Look, we can schmooze with some hot studs later. Right now we need stop Nightmare Moon first!"

                                            >"Just stay together, and we fight as one."

                                            >"We ain't holdin' back!"

                                            >"For my sister's pride!"

                                            >"For Equestria!"

                                            >"For some hot stallions!"

                                            >"YEAH!"

                                            >Something tapped on Twilight's shoulder and a soothing male voice spoke to her.

                                            "Excuse me miss, would you kindly remove your magic bubble? I need to retrieve my basket here."

                                            >"Oh sure, hold on a sec."

                                            >The bubble surrounding the basket disappeared and the tall figure picked it up

                                            "Thank you, have a pleasant day."

                                            >"Thank you too sir! Goodbye!"

                                            >The figure walked away as Twilight faced her friends again.

                                            >"Anyway, we should stay vigilant in case anything strange happens here."

                                            >She sees all of them slack-jawed as they continued to stare at the stranger walking away

                                            >"T-T-T-TWILIGHT!"

                                            >"What?"

                                            >Rainbow put her hooves on Twilight's head and pointed it at the figure leaving with their evidence


                                            >"HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!"

                                            >Twilight readied her horn as the stranger stopped in its tracks

                                            >It's cloak billowed in the wind as its head turned slightly towards her group

                                            "Yes?"

                                            >She had a pause on what she was going to say

                                            >What was it?

                                            "I'm waiting."

                                            >Hold on! The words caught up on her mouth

                                            >Wait

                                            >She held her head up high and responded marely

                                            >"That basket belongs to me."

                                            "No it isn't it's mine."

                                            >"Wrong! That was in custody of Equestria, therefore it doesn't belong to you."

                                            "I mean I did ask for it and you gave it away."

                                            >"That-That doesn't count!"

                                            >"Wait wasn't Nightmare Moon carrying that according to Applebloom? If that's suppose to be her, why does she look gangley?"

                                            >Fluttershy chimed in, already ruining your mojo

                                            "Yeah she kinda left it behind. You know how she is."

                                            >The figure 'shrugged'

                                            >But if it knew her...

                                            >"Then you must be in league of her! A minion of evil!"

                                            >All the mares readied themselves for a fight

                                            >Only for a colty spontaneous laughter erupted from the figure, even holding his middle section with his other limb

                                            "-HAHAHA! Oh that's a riot. You really don't know?"

                                            >The stranger had to stop himself giggling before speaking

                                            "Well I would tell you, but it's patient confidentiality so goodbye."

                                            >It turned around and started walking away.

                                            >"Oh no, you're not getting away that easy buster!"

                                            >Rainbow Dash sped towards the figure mustering up all the strength her wings had

                                            >Everything was in slow-motion, butterfly wings fluttered moved at a snail's pace, blades of grass flowed in a pattern to her eyes

                                            >As she was a hoof's close to the figure's cloak, it turned around suddenly

                                            >In one smooth motion it brought up a single stubby claw from its sleeve, and gently touched her nose

                                            >She could see it mouth something to her

                                            >'Boop'

                                            >The sudden downward thrust on the tip of the blue projectile changed its trajectory entirely

                                            >Right into the ground

                                            >Rainbow Dash landed face first into the grassy terrain and left a long trail of misplaced earth and mud until she stopped

                                            >Her legs bucked in a panic as it protruded from the mound of dirt gathered from her landing

                                            >The rest of the Mane 6 were flabbergasted at what happened

                                            >Twilight only saw the figure moved for a split second and sent Rainbow into the ground

                                            >The figure turned to them, with their cloak covering up their face but she could tell they were amused

                                            "Good try but try to bring someone faster next time."

                                            >With that, the figure continued to walk towards the tree line

                                            >She gritted her teeth and tried to lift the figure up in the air

                                            >However, try as she might, her magic can't reach them

                                            >The alicorn princess exerted so much energy into her horn but nothing happened to the figure

                                            >Think of something fast

                                            >"Rarity, crossbow!"

                                            >The unicorn broke from her shock and tried to aim at the figure

                                            >With a single tug on the trigger with her magic, the bolt flew far

                                            >And landed a meter away from her target and poked into Rainbow's Butt

                                            >"HHHHMMMMFFF!!!"

                                            >Rainbow cried out in pain underground.

                                            >The figure looked back and was surprised

                                            "Oh dear, you should get that looked at."

                                            >Okay this is getting ridiculous

                                            >Instead of targeting the entire body, Twilight decided to yank their hood off

                                            >They stumble backwards as their entire head is finally revealed and they turn towards her revealing themselves to be

                                            >"H-Human?"

                                            >They or he judging from his facial structure, looked at the Princess of Friendship and spoke with a low tone

                                            "You know of me?"

                                            >The two exchanged looks in silence before the human turned away

                                            "Well, guess that cat's out of the bag."

                                            >After that single comment, the figure disappeared into the treeline


                                            ---------------

                                            "Heya, got my stuff back, that you left by the way, let's go home."

                                            "...What?"

                                            >"H-How did you?"

                                            "Did what?"

                                            >"You know what I mean! How did you move so fast that Loyalty got her turd kicked in a-and- what did she call you? Hyooman?"

                                            "Can we do this later? I mean, you already know about how I interact with magic."

                                            >"I know! But being immune to magic and being blindingly quick to catch something moving at the speed of light is different! You're hiding stuff from me again!"

                                            *sigh* "I'll tell you about it all later. Right now, I have a burnt hooves to fix since SOMEONE thought it was a good idea to challenge the local dragon for her hoard."

                                            >"Hrmmmmph!"

                                            "Oh don't you 'Hmph' me missy."


                                            ---------------


                                            >5:10 PM

                                            >Princess' Twilight Log

                                            >We had first contact with Nightmare Moon's forces

                                            >So far we had one casualty

                                            >"Twilight I'm not dead."

                                            >Not only that, but the enemy forces manage to get some sort of magic that negates magic

                                            >Anti-magic magic

                                            >Truly Nightmare's plans know no bounds.

                                            >"Um, Twilight? Do you want the blueberry or the raspberry cupcake."

                                            >"Raspberry please."

                                            >After the culprit escaped deeper into the woods, all of you grouped up in Ponyville Hospital

                                            >So far, Rainbow Dash got some bruises in her face from the impact and a red spot on her butt from Rarity

                                            >Nothing like unicorn magic couldn't fix

                                            >Applejack decided to cut the tension in the room.

                                            >"So Twilight? Ya said the thing was a hyooman?"

                                            >You take a big bite of your cupcake

                                            >"Right, remember the time I went into that mirror world?"

                                            >The earth pony pondered at that

                                            >"I do remember ya tellin' about us in another world. All bipedal and dealin' with that Sunset mare."

                                            >You nodded

                                            >"Precisely, somehow a human from that world ended up here."

                                            >"-And worse he punched me in the face! Oh when I get my hooves on him..."

                                            >Dash punched her hoof with grimace

                                            >"Now now Rainbow Dash, we don't how the colt got into this situation in the first place. Maybe he might be controlled my Nightmare Moon?"

                                            >Rarity butted into the conversation

                                            >"Nope, I could tell he didn't lie about being under her."

                                            >Applejack responded

                                            >"So what do we do now?"

                                            >Fluttershy looked at you with concern and you realized this is bigger than any of you.

                                            >"I'm gonna have to write Princess Celestia a letter."

                                            >With a deep breath you used your newly gained Royal Voice.

                                            >"SPIKE!"

                                            >Your friends covered their ears as you waited

                                            >"You couldn't just warn us first?!"

                                            >You ignore Rainbow Dash and feel the pitter patter of dragon feet on the hospital floor getting closer

                                            >The door opens to see Spike out of breath wearing a bowtie and underwear

                                            >"Ah.. Hah... *sniff* What is it Twilight?"

                                            >Producing a scroll and quill you get to work.


                                            ---------------


                                            >"Oh my~ It seems you prettied yourself for me

                                            >Your hoof glides around the white marble rim of your desire

                                            >"So smooth, I bet it took you at least an hour to prepare yourself for me. How quaint."

                                            >Closing in with your face, you suckle on its red nubs, taking in the faint sweet taste

                                            >With a flick of your tongue, you pluck it and let it roll around your mouth

                                            >It was sweet, sickeningly sweet just the way you like it

                                            >You swallow with an audible gulp

                                            >"Ohhh I can't wait to gobble you up~"

                                            >Opening your mouth, you were ready to take in the thick, creamy, strawberry cheesecake

                                            >*POOF* *SPLAT*

                                            >The surge of green fire caused you flick the dessert up to the ceiling in a panic

                                            >You look up to see your guilty pleasure of the night splattered across your sun mural

                                            >With a deep, deep, breath you look down to see a letter from Twilight

                                            >Taking in the information your brows furrow at the content of the letter

                                            >Clearly this is something that needs to be addressed immediately

                                            >After dessert of course

                                            >Tossing the paper aside you carefully pick up the pieces of the cake with your magic, ready for round two

                                            >Suddenly Raven barges into your chambers

                                            >"PRINCESS!"

                                            >*SPLAT*


                                            >10 minutes earlier


                                            >You are Raven Inkwell

                                            >Assistant to the Princess of the Sun

                                            >And now Princess of the Night

                                            >So yeah you work in two shifts now thanks Celestia

                                            >Granted you were needed to help Princess Luna adjust to the modern age

                                            >But by the Sun she is difficult to read and handle

                                            >Still its a living

                                            >You approach the entrance to her chambers, greeting the creepy thestral guards along the way

                                            >Knocking on the blue marble doors, you speak

                                            >"Princess Luna, I am here to escort you to your Night Court. We have a busy night ahead."

                                            >And by busy you mean sit on the chair for 8 hours while occasionally dealing with a lost pony

                                            >You stood there in silence waiting for her response

                                            >The doors burst open with force, leaving you on your butt

                                            >Princess Luna stands there with a full set of night themed armor

                                            >Fog sets in the room as you shake in fear on what is happening right now

                                            >"She is here."

                                            >Wh-Who is?

                                            >The night princess starts sniffing all around the hall like a diamond dog

                                            >She comes close to you and sniffed at your hair before snorting

                                            >Moving past you, she continued the weird act before her eyes widened and stood up

                                            >With a great flap of her wings, she leaves you three in the dust

                                            >Coughing up the rug dirt in your lungs you realize the thestrals didn't even move a muscle

                                            >"A-Aren't you going to do something?"

                                            >Their eyes looked back at you with intimidation making you flinch

                                            >"R-Right, I'll just uh... Take my leave then."

                                            >Time to go tell on Princess Luna to Princess Celestia. Again.


                                            ---------------


                                            >Be Purple Princess

                                            >Pacing back and forth in the hospital room

                                            >Applejack and Pinkie are playing cards in the corner

                                            >Fluttershy is trying to comfort Dash

                                            >And Rarity is just standing in the corner

                                            >Menacingly staring at nothingness

                                            >Good, all of you should need proper rest and focus for the next battle

                                            >"Ugh, what's taking so long?! Shouldn't Princess Celestia have written back by now?"

                                            >The blue pegasus moaned in frustration

                                            >"Patience Dash, you know she is a busy mare, running the country and all"

                                            >Applejack showed her hoof to Pinkie Pie, to which the latter laughed and showed hers had a better hoof

                                            >The blonde mare growled in frustration

                                            >"Aww don't be a sore loser Applejack, still a bet's a bet."

                                            >Rarity broke her laser focus at the void and looked at Pinkie

                                            >"What are you girls betting for?"

                                            >Applejack glared at the party mare but she just whistles in feign ignorance

                                            >"Oh nothing too big and heavy that I can't handle."

                                            >Pinkie waggled her eyebrows

                                            >"SHUT. Yer trap Pinkie."

                                            >As Applejack pulled a picture from her hat, all of your attention was caught by the parchment suddenly materializing in the center of the room

                                            >"Finally!"

                                            >Rainbow Dash kicked off her bedsheets

                                            >And the cowpony took this time to put the photo back in

                                            >"Applejack what about my prize?!"

                                            >"You can ogle him later!"

                                            >Ignoring the two, you grabbed the letter with your magic and pulled it right in front of you


                                            >'Dear Twilight'

                                            >'The information of Nightmare Moon returning has caught me and my sister's attention'

                                            >'Thus I will be dispatching the Royal Guard, alongside me and my sister to the site where you have made contact.'

                                            >'Do be prepared that my sister, Princess Luna, has taken a head start.'

                                            >'If I were you, I'd cover my head'

                                            >'Sincerely, Princess Celestia'


                                            >Cover our what-

                                            >Something crashes through the ceiling and scatter debris throughout the room

                                            >All of you coughed out the dust as the sight of Luna, clad in full armor, stood where the crash took place

                                            >"Princess Luna, thank goodness you are here!"

                                            >You tried to approach her but her wing blocked you from approaching

                                            >Her head was on a swivel and she sniffed the air

                                            >Leaning down, she started she sniffed the floor like a diamond dog before stopping right in front of Dash's face

                                            >"Uh... Princess what are you staring at."

                                            >Luna leaned back and pointed her hoof at the pegasus' nose while screeching, ears pulled back

                                            >Everypony in the room was silent as the princess of the night did such an absurd gesture

                                            >She suddenly turns to you

                                            >"Miss Twilight, I take it you encountered Nightmare Moon?"

                                            >You shake your head at whatever that was and addressed her

                                            >"Y-Yes, though it wasn't her but someone working for her. I don't know what his relationship is to him but-"

                                            >"That fiend!"

                                            >Luna paced around the room with newfound anger in her eyes

                                            >"Not only did she dare return to Equestria, but manage to find the time to make a colt golem! All for herself?!"

                                            >"Princess no-"

                                            >"THE FIEND!

                                            >You sighed and approached the seething alicorn

                                            >"Princess Luna, while all of us are just as ready to jump the cart as much as you are with fighting Nightmare Moon. I think we should we wait for Princess Celestia and the Royal Guards to regroup."

                                            >She ignored you and addressed everypony in the room with her Canterlot Voice

                                            >"Elements of Harmony, I say we take the fight to her! We must move now in order to catch her off guard!"

                                            >"But um, Princess Luna? It's night time, don't you think we should rest up first? Also I think from a tactical standpoint Nightmare Moon might be weaker in the day."

                                            >Again, ignoring the voice of reason, Luna spreads her large wings

                                            >Her horn glowed a majestic blue and caused all of you to magnetize next to her flanks

                                            >No lezbo

                                            >"We charge at once! Tally ho!"

                                            >Luna, and consequently all of you, launched towards the sky

                                            >Not even bothering to go outside of the same hole

                                            >A mix of coughing concrete and screaming trailed the night


                                            ---------------


                                            "Hmmm... no."

                                            >"But whyyyy?!"

                                            "Because I said so."

                                            >"I wanna to maim and humiliate my lesser half now! I can feel her rage through me! I want to do it now- *gurp*"

                                            "I want you to eat your damn porridge because you haven't eaten anything healthy all day."

                                            >"Bah! I don't need such peasant dish to fill me! I can take on that impostor right now!"

                                            "Alright fine, but if you lose because you got hungry, you'll live and die with the fact I was right.

                                            >"..."

                                            "..."

                                            >"... *swallow* I despise you"

                                            "I try to make it easier everyday."