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Day Bacteria

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Created: 2023-09-18 05:57:33
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  1. Written by That_Happy_Guy
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  3. >Day Lies in Equestria.
  4. >Taking a deep breath, you come out of sleep in the most pleasant way possible.
  5. >On your own.
  6. >Yellowquiet didn't wake you up this morning and you were able to grab an couple extra hours of sleep.
  7. >Maybe she's finally given up?
  8. >Oh god, that would make you soooo happy.
  9. >”G-Good afternoon Anon.”
  10. >Jumping out of bed, you look and see Fluttershy laying on the opposite side.
  11. >Well there goes that fucking idea!
  12. >She flashes you a smile and brings you blankets to cover her chest as she sits up.
  13. >”I-Is sleeping in your fetish?”
  14. >Groaning, you repeatedly slap yourself in the face.
  15. >”O-oh my! I think it is!”
  16. >Huh?
  17. >Looking down, you see that you are sporting wood.
  18. “Don't even think about it. ALL guys get like this when they wake up.”
  19. >Turning so she can't see, you hear her giggle.
  20. >”Are you sure?”
  21. >You can feel your teeth slowly be ground into powder.
  22. >Then something hits you...
  23. >A possible way out of this endless fucking cycle of her trying to guess your fetish.
  24. “Do you want me to just tell you what my fetish is Fluttershy?”
  25. >She gasps, squealing a bit.
  26. >”Yes! Yes yes yes!”
  27. >Anon, you clever bastard you.
  28. “Single celled organisms.”
  29. >”Huh?”
  30. “Yep. Single celled organisms get me off.”
  31. >She is quiet, stepping out of your bed and next to you.
  32. >The mare stops and looks at you.
  33. >”Single celled organisms?”
  34. “Single celled organisms.”
  35. >”Single celled organisms... huh... the big book of fetishes never said that... Anon?”
  36. “Yeah?”
  37. >She furrows her brow, looking dumb struck.
  38. >”What are single celled organisms?”
  39. >... Really?
  40. >Fucking really?
  41. >Is this mare being fucking serious right now?
  42. “G-Go ask Twilight.”
  43. >Fluttershy flashes you a big smile and nods.
  44. >As she runs out of your room, you can feel your blood pressure rising to levels no human should be able to live through.
  45. >Maybe you'll have a heart attack and die?
  46. >That'd be nice.
  47. >Day Bacteria in Equestria.
  48. >Yawning, you begin to stretch as you once again get a day to sleep in.
  49. >Yep, your plan worked like a charm.
  50. >Fluttershy realized that since she can never be your fetish, she has given up and now you are free to do as you wish with your life.
  51. >And to think, yesterday you wanted to get a heart attack.
  52. >Silly Anon.
  53. >You chuckle as you step out of bed.
  54. >Heading downstairs, you enjoy a nice breakfast, lovely morning ritual, and pleasant fap.
  55. >With your body ready to face the world, you grab your door handle and push it open.
  56. “Look out world! Anon is ready t-... dafuq?”
  57. >There is a giant sign that says look down in front of your lawn.
  58. >You do so and see a jar filled with some sort of yellow gelatin.
  59. >It is shaking and appears to swirl.
  60. >... She didn't.
  61. >You grab the jar and look DEEEEEEEEEP into it.
  62. >Only to see more of the same yellow gelatin.
  63. >Yeah, like you'd be able to see anything on a microscopic level like this you dingus.
  64. >Better take the jar somewhere with a microscope.
  65. >... Twilight has a microscope.
  66. >In fact, she has several!
  67. >Welp, looks like you're heading to purplesmart's house.
  68. >Kicking in the door, you startle Spike enough that he leaps and clings to the ceiling.
  69. “Yo! Twilalala! I need your help!”
  70. >You hear an annoyed yell come from the base of the tree.
  71. >The yell is soon followed by several dozen doors opening and shutting somewhere underground.
  72. >A hatch opens in front of you with Twilalala wearing a scientist's coat and goggles.
  73. >”What is it Anon?! I am very busy doing important-... science... related... things... yes.”
  74. >Dun give a fuck what she's really doing and hold the jar out.
  75. “See this jar?”
  76. >”Yes.”
  77. “I think it's Fluttershy.”
  78. >”Oh, really?”
  79. “Yeah.”
  80. >”That's weird.”
  81. “Totes.”
  82. >”...”
  83. “...”
  84. >Twilight coughs, looking around.
  85. >”So, uhhh, any particular reason you brought her here?”
  86. “Yeah, I'm not sure if it is or not. Got a microscope we could use to check this shit out?”
  87. >The mare nods, going back down the hatch.
  88. >She didn't SAY to follow her.
  89. >But woman don't usually say what they really want anyway, so you follow.
  90. >As you do, Spike lands from the ceiling with a thump and follows you following Twilight.
  91. >Walking down the massive underground system of doors she has, you have time to wonder many things.
  92. >Like how many trees she had to kill to make all the doors used.
  93. >Does this tree get stronger because it is filled with the hearts and souls of its brethren trees?
  94. >If so, is this like highlander rules?
  95. >That'd be fucking sweet.
  96. >Super powerful god tree, showing pity on the other trees across the land.
  97. >Super tree don't give a fuck!
  98. >Oh good, you finally reached the bottom.
  99. >About time too, you were actually thinking about super trees.
  100. >Fucking stupid idea.
  101. >... You can't lie to yourself, it really is a bomb ass idea.
  102. >Looking around, you see all sorts of mechanical shizz and shit.
  103. >One of which, Twilight is looking down upon from a huge ass step ladder.
  104. >”Put the jar under the lens!”
  105. >Looking to the bottom of the machine, you point to the cone with a glass part at the bottom.
  106. “Before I do, this is a machine, right? As in, with electricity and junk.”
  107. >”Yes!”
  108. >Coolio.
  109. >Maybe now they'll finally make the internet so you can get back to watching porn.
  110. >Placing the jar under the scope.
  111. >You step back and wait for Twilight's professional analysis.
  112. >Rocking back and forth on your feet, Spike steps next to you.
  113. “So, did you see the game last night?”
  114. >He gives you a confused look.
  115. >”What game?”
  116. “I dunno, it's just something men from my world say to each other when they want to avoid awkward silences.”
  117. >”Oh... that sounds stupid.”
  118. “You're stupid.”
  119. >Anon: 1, baby dragon who don't know shit: 0.
  120. >”*HRKPHH!*”
  121. >Twilight looks like she is about to hurl.
  122. “What is it Twilight?”
  123. >”Oh-Oh sweet Celestia! It's Fluttershy all right!”
  124. >Oh good lord, she turned herself into a single celled organism.
  125. >”And she's having an orgy with herself!”
  126. >Oh good lord, how you wish you hadn't heard that.
  127. “What?!”
  128. >”Yeah! Come look!”
  129. “I don't wanna!”
  130. >The mare growls.
  131. >”Tough tits! You made me look, now YOU have to! I am NOT suffering this nightmare fuel by myself!”
  132. >Grumbling, you step up the ladder and stop right before you are next to Twilight.
  133. >She moves to the side so you can use your superior human height to look into the microscope.
  134. >The sight before you is one you wish you could not comprehend.
  135. >There are thousands upon millions, upon trillions of Fluttershy's all pounding each other with microscopic dildos/grown penises.
  136. >You look away and yell.
  137. >”I know!”
  138. “Why are they doing that?!”
  139. >Twilight looks away from the microscope.
  140. >”If I had to guess, now that she is a single celled organism, she is asexual.”
  141. “Why do I feel there is a but coming up?”
  142. >”Buuuut since she wasn't before, and had a sex drive... turning herself into a single celled organism made her Mysexual. Meaning she only wants to have sex with herself.”
  143. “Fascinating... So, she won't try to come on to me anymore?”
  144. >Twilight rolls her eyes, giving you an unamused look.
  145. >”Unless you suddenly become Fluttershy, no. Not that I think it would be physically possible for her too anymore.”
  146. “Whoo hoo!”
  147. >If only you were on the ground, you could do a victory dance.
  148. >Oh happy day, oh happy day!
  149. >You are free!
  150. >Nothing's going to bring you down now!
  151. >”Hey! Guys?”
  152. >Spike is yelling at you from the bottom of the machine.
  153. “What?!”
  154. >”What would happen if the Fluttershys in the jar got out?”
  155. >Good question.
  156. >Twilight doesn't seem so sure.
  157. >”I don't know! I don't want to find out either! So be SUPER careful when picking it up!”
  158. >The dragon removes the jar and begins to walk to the stairs.
  159. >”Oh, okay, I wi-WHOA!”
  160. >He trips... landing on the jar.
  161. >She... she literally just...literally just told him to be...
  162. >You don't even care anymore.
  163. >Sighing, you look to Spike.
  164. >... Who is currently being covered in Fluttertin.
  165. >He screams as the gelatin like goo covers his body and spreads across the room.
  166. >It's climbing the stepladder!
  167. >Oh god...
  168. >This is how you-
  169. >Day Fluttershy in Fluttershy.
  170. >You are Fluttershy.
  171. >YOU are FLUTTERSHY.
  172. >Not that that's a big deal, everyone in the world is now Fluttershy.
  173. >You were once Anon.
  174. >Now you are Fluttershy.
  175. >How is this your life?
  176. >*Knock knock*
  177. >Oh, someone's at the door.
  178. >Walking down on your FOUR YELLOW LEGS, you go to see who it is.
  179. >It's Fluttershy.
  180. >”Fluttershy, it's me, Fluttershy.”
  181. >Opening the door, you let Fluttershy in.
  182. “Hey Fluttershy.”
  183. >”Hey...”
  184. “You remember when we WEREN'T Fluttershy?”
  185. >”You mean before Fluttershy fucked everything up by tripping?”
  186. “Yeah... then.”
  187. >Fluttershy sighs, frowning.
  188. >”Barely...”
  189. “... So, why'd you come over?”
  190. >Fluttershy looks at you, reluctant to ask, but since she is Fluttershy she has to.
  191. >”Want to fuck?”
  192. >Since you are Fluttershy, you have to agree.
  193. “Yeah, sure, whatever...”
  194. >Now you are Fluttershy
  195. >Fucking Fluttershy.

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