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Day Bacteria

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Created: 2023-09-18 05:57:33
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  1. Written by That_Happy_Guy
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  4. >Day Lies in Equestria.
  5. >Taking a deep breath, you come out of sleep in the most pleasant way possible.
  6. >On your own.
  7. >Yellowquiet didn't wake you up this morning and you were able to grab an couple extra hours of sleep.
  8. >Maybe she's finally given up?
  9. >Oh god, that would make you soooo happy.
  10. >”G-Good afternoon Anon.”
  11. >Jumping out of bed, you look and see Fluttershy laying on the opposite side.
  12. >Well there goes that fucking idea!
  13. >She flashes you a smile and brings you blankets to cover her chest as she sits up.
  14. >”I-Is sleeping in your fetish?”
  15. >Groaning, you repeatedly slap yourself in the face.
  16. >”O-oh my! I think it is!”
  17. >Huh?
  18. >Looking down, you see that you are sporting wood.
  19. “Don't even think about it. ALL guys get like this when they wake up.”
  20. >Turning so she can't see, you hear her giggle.
  21. >”Are you sure?”
  22. >You can feel your teeth slowly be ground into powder.
  23. >Then something hits you...
  24. >A possible way out of this endless fucking cycle of her trying to guess your fetish.
  25. “Do you want me to just tell you what my fetish is Fluttershy?”
  26. >She gasps, squealing a bit.
  27. >”Yes! Yes yes yes!”
  28. >Anon, you clever bastard you.
  29. “Single celled organisms.”
  30. >”Huh?”
  31. “Yep. Single celled organisms get me off.”
  32. >She is quiet, stepping out of your bed and next to you.
  33. >The mare stops and looks at you.
  34. >”Single celled organisms?”
  35. “Single celled organisms.”
  36. >”Single celled organisms... huh... the big book of fetishes never said that... Anon?”
  37. “Yeah?”
  38. >She furrows her brow, looking dumb struck.
  39. >”What are single celled organisms?”
  40. >... Really?
  41. >Fucking really?
  42. >Is this mare being fucking serious right now?
  43. “G-Go ask Twilight.”
  44. >Fluttershy flashes you a big smile and nods.
  45. >As she runs out of your room, you can feel your blood pressure rising to levels no human should be able to live through.
  46. >Maybe you'll have a heart attack and die?
  47. >That'd be nice.
  48. >Day Bacteria in Equestria.
  49. >Yawning, you begin to stretch as you once again get a day to sleep in.
  50. >Yep, your plan worked like a charm.
  51. >Fluttershy realized that since she can never be your fetish, she has given up and now you are free to do as you wish with your life.
  52. >And to think, yesterday you wanted to get a heart attack.
  53. >Silly Anon.
  54. >You chuckle as you step out of bed.
  55. >Heading downstairs, you enjoy a nice breakfast, lovely morning ritual, and pleasant fap.
  56. >With your body ready to face the world, you grab your door handle and push it open.
  57. “Look out world! Anon is ready t-... dafuq?”
  58. >There is a giant sign that says look down in front of your lawn.
  59. >You do so and see a jar filled with some sort of yellow gelatin.
  60. >It is shaking and appears to swirl.
  61. >... She didn't.
  62. >You grab the jar and look DEEEEEEEEEP into it.
  63. >Only to see more of the same yellow gelatin.
  64. >Yeah, like you'd be able to see anything on a microscopic level like this you dingus.
  65. >Better take the jar somewhere with a microscope.
  66. >... Twilight has a microscope.
  67. >In fact, she has several!
  68. >Welp, looks like you're heading to purplesmart's house.
  69. >Kicking in the door, you startle Spike enough that he leaps and clings to the ceiling.
  70. “Yo! Twilalala! I need your help!”
  71. >You hear an annoyed yell come from the base of the tree.
  72. >The yell is soon followed by several dozen doors opening and shutting somewhere underground.
  73. >A hatch opens in front of you with Twilalala wearing a scientist's coat and goggles.
  74. >”What is it Anon?! I am very busy doing important-... science... related... things... yes.”
  75. >Dun give a fuck what she's really doing and hold the jar out.
  76. “See this jar?”
  77. >”Yes.”
  78. “I think it's Fluttershy.”
  79. >”Oh, really?”
  80. “Yeah.”
  81. >”That's weird.”
  82. “Totes.”
  83. >”...”
  84. “...”
  85. >Twilight coughs, looking around.
  86. >”So, uhhh, any particular reason you brought her here?”
  87. “Yeah, I'm not sure if it is or not. Got a microscope we could use to check this shit out?”
  88. >The mare nods, going back down the hatch.
  89. >She didn't SAY to follow her.
  90. >But woman don't usually say what they really want anyway, so you follow.
  91. >As you do, Spike lands from the ceiling with a thump and follows you following Twilight.
  92. >Walking down the massive underground system of doors she has, you have time to wonder many things.
  93. >Like how many trees she had to kill to make all the doors used.
  94. >Does this tree get stronger because it is filled with the hearts and souls of its brethren trees?
  95. >If so, is this like highlander rules?
  96. >That'd be fucking sweet.
  97. >Super powerful god tree, showing pity on the other trees across the land.
  98. >Super tree don't give a fuck!
  99. >Oh good, you finally reached the bottom.
  100. >About time too, you were actually thinking about super trees.
  101. >Fucking stupid idea.
  102. >... You can't lie to yourself, it really is a bomb ass idea.
  103. >Looking around, you see all sorts of mechanical shizz and shit.
  104. >One of which, Twilight is looking down upon from a huge ass step ladder.
  105. >”Put the jar under the lens!”
  106. >Looking to the bottom of the machine, you point to the cone with a glass part at the bottom.
  107. “Before I do, this is a machine, right? As in, with electricity and junk.”
  108. >”Yes!”
  109. >Coolio.
  110. >Maybe now they'll finally make the internet so you can get back to watching porn.
  111. >Placing the jar under the scope.
  112. >You step back and wait for Twilight's professional analysis.
  113. >Rocking back and forth on your feet, Spike steps next to you.
  114. “So, did you see the game last night?”
  115. >He gives you a confused look.
  116. >”What game?”
  117. “I dunno, it's just something men from my world say to each other when they want to avoid awkward silences.”
  118. >”Oh... that sounds stupid.”
  119. “You're stupid.”
  120. >Anon: 1, baby dragon who don't know shit: 0.
  121. >”*HRKPHH!*”
  122. >Twilight looks like she is about to hurl.
  123. “What is it Twilight?”
  124. >”Oh-Oh sweet Celestia! It's Fluttershy all right!”
  125. >Oh good lord, she turned herself into a single celled organism.
  126. >”And she's having an orgy with herself!”
  127. >Oh good lord, how you wish you hadn't heard that.
  128. “What?!”
  129. >”Yeah! Come look!”
  130. “I don't wanna!”
  131. >The mare growls.
  132. >”Tough tits! You made me look, now YOU have to! I am NOT suffering this nightmare fuel by myself!”
  133. >Grumbling, you step up the ladder and stop right before you are next to Twilight.
  134. >She moves to the side so you can use your superior human height to look into the microscope.
  135. >The sight before you is one you wish you could not comprehend.
  136. >There are thousands upon millions, upon trillions of Fluttershy's all pounding each other with microscopic dildos/grown penises.
  137. >You look away and yell.
  138. >”I know!”
  139. “Why are they doing that?!”
  140. >Twilight looks away from the microscope.
  141. >”If I had to guess, now that she is a single celled organism, she is asexual.”
  142. “Why do I feel there is a but coming up?”
  143. >”Buuuut since she wasn't before, and had a sex drive... turning herself into a single celled organism made her Mysexual. Meaning she only wants to have sex with herself.”
  144. “Fascinating... So, she won't try to come on to me anymore?”
  145. >Twilight rolls her eyes, giving you an unamused look.
  146. >”Unless you suddenly become Fluttershy, no. Not that I think it would be physically possible for her too anymore.”
  147. “Whoo hoo!”
  148. >If only you were on the ground, you could do a victory dance.
  149. >Oh happy day, oh happy day!
  150. >You are free!
  151. >Nothing's going to bring you down now!
  152. >”Hey! Guys?”
  153. >Spike is yelling at you from the bottom of the machine.
  154. “What?!”
  155. >”What would happen if the Fluttershys in the jar got out?”
  156. >Good question.
  157. >Twilight doesn't seem so sure.
  158. >”I don't know! I don't want to find out either! So be SUPER careful when picking it up!”
  159. >The dragon removes the jar and begins to walk to the stairs.
  160. >”Oh, okay, I wi-WHOA!”
  161. >He trips... landing on the jar.
  162. >She... she literally just...literally just told him to be...
  163. >You don't even care anymore.
  164. >Sighing, you look to Spike.
  165. >... Who is currently being covered in Fluttertin.
  166. >He screams as the gelatin like goo covers his body and spreads across the room.
  167. >It's climbing the stepladder!
  168. >Oh god...
  169. >This is how you-
  170. >Day Fluttershy in Fluttershy.
  171. >You are Fluttershy.
  172. >YOU are FLUTTERSHY.
  173. >Not that that's a big deal, everyone in the world is now Fluttershy.
  174. >You were once Anon.
  175. >Now you are Fluttershy.
  176. >How is this your life?
  177. >*Knock knock*
  178. >Oh, someone's at the door.
  179. >Walking down on your FOUR YELLOW LEGS, you go to see who it is.
  180. >It's Fluttershy.
  181. >”Fluttershy, it's me, Fluttershy.”
  182. >Opening the door, you let Fluttershy in.
  183. “Hey Fluttershy.”
  184. >”Hey...”
  185. “You remember when we WEREN'T Fluttershy?”
  186. >”You mean before Fluttershy fucked everything up by tripping?”
  187. “Yeah... then.”
  188. >Fluttershy sighs, frowning.
  189. >”Barely...”
  190. “... So, why'd you come over?”
  191. >Fluttershy looks at you, reluctant to ask, but since she is Fluttershy she has to.
  192. >”Want to fuck?”
  193. >Since you are Fluttershy, you have to agree.
  194. “Yeah, sure, whatever...”
  195. >Now you are Fluttershy
  196. >Fucking Fluttershy.

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