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Day Bacteria

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Created: 2023-09-18 05:57:33
Expiry: Never

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    Written by That_Happy_Guy
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    >Day Lies in Equestria.
  5. 5.
    >Taking a deep breath, you come out of sleep in the most pleasant way possible.
  6. 6.
    >On your own.
  7. 7.
    >Yellowquiet didn't wake you up this morning and you were able to grab an couple extra hours of sleep.
  8. 8.
    >Maybe she's finally given up?
  9. 9.
    >Oh god, that would make you soooo happy.
  10. 10.
    >”G-Good afternoon Anon.”
  11. 11.
    >Jumping out of bed, you look and see Fluttershy laying on the opposite side.
  12. 12.
    >Well there goes that fucking idea!
  13. 13.
    >She flashes you a smile and brings you blankets to cover her chest as she sits up.
  14. 14.
    >”I-Is sleeping in your fetish?”
  15. 15.
    >Groaning, you repeatedly slap yourself in the face.
  16. 16.
    >”O-oh my! I think it is!”
  17. 17.
    >Huh?
  18. 18.
    >Looking down, you see that you are sporting wood.
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    “Don't even think about it. ALL guys get like this when they wake up.”
  20. 20.
    >Turning so she can't see, you hear her giggle.
  21. 21.
    >”Are you sure?”
  22. 22.
    >You can feel your teeth slowly be ground into powder.
  23. 23.
    >Then something hits you...
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    >A possible way out of this endless fucking cycle of her trying to guess your fetish.
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    “Do you want me to just tell you what my fetish is Fluttershy?”
  26. 26.
    >She gasps, squealing a bit.
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    >”Yes! Yes yes yes!”
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    >Anon, you clever bastard you.
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    “Single celled organisms.”
  30. 30.
    >”Huh?”
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    “Yep. Single celled organisms get me off.”
  32. 32.
    >She is quiet, stepping out of your bed and next to you.
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    >The mare stops and looks at you.
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    >”Single celled organisms?”
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    “Single celled organisms.”
  36. 36.
    >”Single celled organisms... huh... the big book of fetishes never said that... Anon?”
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    “Yeah?”
  38. 38.
    >She furrows her brow, looking dumb struck.
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    >”What are single celled organisms?”
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    >... Really?
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    >Fucking really?
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    >Is this mare being fucking serious right now?
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    “G-Go ask Twilight.”
  44. 44.
    >Fluttershy flashes you a big smile and nods.
  45. 45.
    >As she runs out of your room, you can feel your blood pressure rising to levels no human should be able to live through.
  46. 46.
    >Maybe you'll have a heart attack and die?
  47. 47.
    >That'd be nice.
  48. 48.
    >Day Bacteria in Equestria.
  49. 49.
    >Yawning, you begin to stretch as you once again get a day to sleep in.
  50. 50.
    >Yep, your plan worked like a charm.
  51. 51.
    >Fluttershy realized that since she can never be your fetish, she has given up and now you are free to do as you wish with your life.
  52. 52.
    >And to think, yesterday you wanted to get a heart attack.
  53. 53.
    >Silly Anon.
  54. 54.
    >You chuckle as you step out of bed.
  55. 55.
    >Heading downstairs, you enjoy a nice breakfast, lovely morning ritual, and pleasant fap.
  56. 56.
    >With your body ready to face the world, you grab your door handle and push it open.
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    “Look out world! Anon is ready t-... dafuq?”
  58. 58.
    >There is a giant sign that says look down in front of your lawn.
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    >You do so and see a jar filled with some sort of yellow gelatin.
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    >It is shaking and appears to swirl.
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    >... She didn't.
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    >You grab the jar and look DEEEEEEEEEP into it.
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    >Only to see more of the same yellow gelatin.
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    >Yeah, like you'd be able to see anything on a microscopic level like this you dingus.
  65. 65.
    >Better take the jar somewhere with a microscope.
  66. 66.
    >... Twilight has a microscope.
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    >In fact, she has several!
  68. 68.
    >Welp, looks like you're heading to purplesmart's house.
  69. 69.
    >Kicking in the door, you startle Spike enough that he leaps and clings to the ceiling.
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    “Yo! Twilalala! I need your help!”
  71. 71.
    >You hear an annoyed yell come from the base of the tree.
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    >The yell is soon followed by several dozen doors opening and shutting somewhere underground.
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    >A hatch opens in front of you with Twilalala wearing a scientist's coat and goggles.
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    >”What is it Anon?! I am very busy doing important-... science... related... things... yes.”
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    >Dun give a fuck what she's really doing and hold the jar out.
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    “See this jar?”
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    >”Yes.”
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    “I think it's Fluttershy.”
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    >”Oh, really?”
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    “Yeah.”
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    >”That's weird.”
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    “Totes.”
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    >”...”
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    “...”
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    >Twilight coughs, looking around.
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    >”So, uhhh, any particular reason you brought her here?”
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    “Yeah, I'm not sure if it is or not. Got a microscope we could use to check this shit out?”
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    >The mare nods, going back down the hatch.
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    >She didn't SAY to follow her.
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    >But woman don't usually say what they really want anyway, so you follow.
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    >As you do, Spike lands from the ceiling with a thump and follows you following Twilight.
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    >Walking down the massive underground system of doors she has, you have time to wonder many things.
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    >Like how many trees she had to kill to make all the doors used.
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    >Does this tree get stronger because it is filled with the hearts and souls of its brethren trees?
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    >If so, is this like highlander rules?
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    >That'd be fucking sweet.
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    >Super powerful god tree, showing pity on the other trees across the land.
  98. 98.
    >Super tree don't give a fuck!
  99. 99.
    >Oh good, you finally reached the bottom.
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    >About time too, you were actually thinking about super trees.
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    >Fucking stupid idea.
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    >... You can't lie to yourself, it really is a bomb ass idea.
  103. 103.
    >Looking around, you see all sorts of mechanical shizz and shit.
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    >One of which, Twilight is looking down upon from a huge ass step ladder.
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    >”Put the jar under the lens!”
  106. 106.
    >Looking to the bottom of the machine, you point to the cone with a glass part at the bottom.
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    “Before I do, this is a machine, right? As in, with electricity and junk.”
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    >”Yes!”
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    >Coolio.
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    >Maybe now they'll finally make the internet so you can get back to watching porn.
  111. 111.
    >Placing the jar under the scope.
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    >You step back and wait for Twilight's professional analysis.
  113. 113.
    >Rocking back and forth on your feet, Spike steps next to you.
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    “So, did you see the game last night?”
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    >He gives you a confused look.
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    >”What game?”
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    “I dunno, it's just something men from my world say to each other when they want to avoid awkward silences.”
  118. 118.
    >”Oh... that sounds stupid.”
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    “You're stupid.”
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    >Anon: 1, baby dragon who don't know shit: 0.
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    >”*HRKPHH!*”
  122. 122.
    >Twilight looks like she is about to hurl.
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    “What is it Twilight?”
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    >”Oh-Oh sweet Celestia! It's Fluttershy all right!”
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    >Oh good lord, she turned herself into a single celled organism.
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    >”And she's having an orgy with herself!”
  127. 127.
    >Oh good lord, how you wish you hadn't heard that.
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    “What?!”
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    >”Yeah! Come look!”
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    “I don't wanna!”
  131. 131.
    >The mare growls.
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    >”Tough tits! You made me look, now YOU have to! I am NOT suffering this nightmare fuel by myself!”
  133. 133.
    >Grumbling, you step up the ladder and stop right before you are next to Twilight.
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    >She moves to the side so you can use your superior human height to look into the microscope.
  135. 135.
    >The sight before you is one you wish you could not comprehend.
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    >There are thousands upon millions, upon trillions of Fluttershy's all pounding each other with microscopic dildos/grown penises.
  137. 137.
    >You look away and yell.
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    >”I know!”
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    “Why are they doing that?!”
  140. 140.
    >Twilight looks away from the microscope.
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    >”If I had to guess, now that she is a single celled organism, she is asexual.”
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    “Why do I feel there is a but coming up?”
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    >”Buuuut since she wasn't before, and had a sex drive... turning herself into a single celled organism made her Mysexual. Meaning she only wants to have sex with herself.”
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    “Fascinating... So, she won't try to come on to me anymore?”
  145. 145.
    >Twilight rolls her eyes, giving you an unamused look.
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    >”Unless you suddenly become Fluttershy, no. Not that I think it would be physically possible for her too anymore.”
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    “Whoo hoo!”
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    >If only you were on the ground, you could do a victory dance.
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    >Oh happy day, oh happy day!
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    >You are free!
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    >Nothing's going to bring you down now!
  152. 152.
    >”Hey! Guys?”
  153. 153.
    >Spike is yelling at you from the bottom of the machine.
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    “What?!”
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    >”What would happen if the Fluttershys in the jar got out?”
  156. 156.
    >Good question.
  157. 157.
    >Twilight doesn't seem so sure.
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    >”I don't know! I don't want to find out either! So be SUPER careful when picking it up!”
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    >The dragon removes the jar and begins to walk to the stairs.
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    >”Oh, okay, I wi-WHOA!”
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    >He trips... landing on the jar.
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    >She... she literally just...literally just told him to be...
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    >You don't even care anymore.
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    >Sighing, you look to Spike.
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    >... Who is currently being covered in Fluttertin.
  166. 166.
    >He screams as the gelatin like goo covers his body and spreads across the room.
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    >It's climbing the stepladder!
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    >Oh god...
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    >This is how you-
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    >Day Fluttershy in Fluttershy.
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    >You are Fluttershy.
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    >YOU are FLUTTERSHY.
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    >Not that that's a big deal, everyone in the world is now Fluttershy.
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    >You were once Anon.
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    >Now you are Fluttershy.
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    >How is this your life?
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    >*Knock knock*
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    >Oh, someone's at the door.
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    >Walking down on your FOUR YELLOW LEGS, you go to see who it is.
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    >It's Fluttershy.
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    >”Fluttershy, it's me, Fluttershy.”
  182. 182.
    >Opening the door, you let Fluttershy in.
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    “Hey Fluttershy.”
  184. 184.
    >”Hey...”
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    “You remember when we WEREN'T Fluttershy?”
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    >”You mean before Fluttershy fucked everything up by tripping?”
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    “Yeah... then.”
  188. 188.
    >Fluttershy sighs, frowning.
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    >”Barely...”
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    “... So, why'd you come over?”
  191. 191.
    >Fluttershy looks at you, reluctant to ask, but since she is Fluttershy she has to.
  192. 192.
    >”Want to fuck?”
  193. 193.
    >Since you are Fluttershy, you have to agree.
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    “Yeah, sure, whatever...”
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    >Now you are Fluttershy
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    >Fucking Fluttershy.

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