1533 9.04 KB 196
-
1.
Written by That_Happy_Guy
- 2.
-
3.
-
4.
>Day Lies in Equestria.
-
5.
>Taking a deep breath, you come out of sleep in the most pleasant way possible.
-
6.
>On your own.
-
7.
>Yellowquiet didn't wake you up this morning and you were able to grab an couple extra hours of sleep.
-
8.
>Maybe she's finally given up?
-
9.
>Oh god, that would make you soooo happy.
-
10.
>”G-Good afternoon Anon.”
-
11.
>Jumping out of bed, you look and see Fluttershy laying on the opposite side.
-
12.
>Well there goes that fucking idea!
-
13.
>She flashes you a smile and brings you blankets to cover her chest as she sits up.
-
14.
>”I-Is sleeping in your fetish?”
-
15.
>Groaning, you repeatedly slap yourself in the face.
-
16.
>”O-oh my! I think it is!”
-
17.
>Huh?
-
18.
>Looking down, you see that you are sporting wood.
-
19.
“Don't even think about it. ALL guys get like this when they wake up.”
-
20.
>Turning so she can't see, you hear her giggle.
-
21.
>”Are you sure?”
-
22.
>You can feel your teeth slowly be ground into powder.
-
23.
>Then something hits you...
-
24.
>A possible way out of this endless fucking cycle of her trying to guess your fetish.
-
25.
“Do you want me to just tell you what my fetish is Fluttershy?”
-
26.
>She gasps, squealing a bit.
-
27.
>”Yes! Yes yes yes!”
-
28.
>Anon, you clever bastard you.
-
29.
“Single celled organisms.”
-
30.
>”Huh?”
-
31.
“Yep. Single celled organisms get me off.”
-
32.
>She is quiet, stepping out of your bed and next to you.
-
33.
>The mare stops and looks at you.
-
34.
>”Single celled organisms?”
-
35.
“Single celled organisms.”
-
36.
>”Single celled organisms... huh... the big book of fetishes never said that... Anon?”
-
37.
“Yeah?”
-
38.
>She furrows her brow, looking dumb struck.
-
39.
>”What are single celled organisms?”
-
40.
>... Really?
-
41.
>Fucking really?
-
42.
>Is this mare being fucking serious right now?
-
43.
“G-Go ask Twilight.”
-
44.
>Fluttershy flashes you a big smile and nods.
-
45.
>As she runs out of your room, you can feel your blood pressure rising to levels no human should be able to live through.
-
46.
>Maybe you'll have a heart attack and die?
-
47.
>That'd be nice.
-
48.
>Day Bacteria in Equestria.
-
49.
>Yawning, you begin to stretch as you once again get a day to sleep in.
-
50.
>Yep, your plan worked like a charm.
-
51.
>Fluttershy realized that since she can never be your fetish, she has given up and now you are free to do as you wish with your life.
-
52.
>And to think, yesterday you wanted to get a heart attack.
-
53.
>Silly Anon.
-
54.
>You chuckle as you step out of bed.
-
55.
>Heading downstairs, you enjoy a nice breakfast, lovely morning ritual, and pleasant fap.
-
56.
>With your body ready to face the world, you grab your door handle and push it open.
-
57.
“Look out world! Anon is ready t-... dafuq?”
-
58.
>There is a giant sign that says look down in front of your lawn.
-
59.
>You do so and see a jar filled with some sort of yellow gelatin.
-
60.
>It is shaking and appears to swirl.
-
61.
>... She didn't.
-
62.
>You grab the jar and look DEEEEEEEEEP into it.
-
63.
>Only to see more of the same yellow gelatin.
-
64.
>Yeah, like you'd be able to see anything on a microscopic level like this you dingus.
-
65.
>Better take the jar somewhere with a microscope.
-
66.
>... Twilight has a microscope.
-
67.
>In fact, she has several!
-
68.
>Welp, looks like you're heading to purplesmart's house.
-
69.
>Kicking in the door, you startle Spike enough that he leaps and clings to the ceiling.
-
70.
“Yo! Twilalala! I need your help!”
-
71.
>You hear an annoyed yell come from the base of the tree.
-
72.
>The yell is soon followed by several dozen doors opening and shutting somewhere underground.
-
73.
>A hatch opens in front of you with Twilalala wearing a scientist's coat and goggles.
-
74.
>”What is it Anon?! I am very busy doing important-... science... related... things... yes.”
-
75.
>Dun give a fuck what she's really doing and hold the jar out.
-
76.
“See this jar?”
-
77.
>”Yes.”
-
78.
“I think it's Fluttershy.”
-
79.
>”Oh, really?”
-
80.
“Yeah.”
-
81.
>”That's weird.”
-
82.
“Totes.”
-
83.
>”...”
-
84.
“...”
-
85.
>Twilight coughs, looking around.
-
86.
>”So, uhhh, any particular reason you brought her here?”
-
87.
“Yeah, I'm not sure if it is or not. Got a microscope we could use to check this shit out?”
-
88.
>The mare nods, going back down the hatch.
-
89.
>She didn't SAY to follow her.
-
90.
>But woman don't usually say what they really want anyway, so you follow.
-
91.
>As you do, Spike lands from the ceiling with a thump and follows you following Twilight.
-
92.
>Walking down the massive underground system of doors she has, you have time to wonder many things.
-
93.
>Like how many trees she had to kill to make all the doors used.
-
94.
>Does this tree get stronger because it is filled with the hearts and souls of its brethren trees?
-
95.
>If so, is this like highlander rules?
-
96.
>That'd be fucking sweet.
-
97.
>Super powerful god tree, showing pity on the other trees across the land.
-
98.
>Super tree don't give a fuck!
-
99.
>Oh good, you finally reached the bottom.
-
100.
>About time too, you were actually thinking about super trees.
-
101.
>Fucking stupid idea.
-
102.
>... You can't lie to yourself, it really is a bomb ass idea.
-
103.
>Looking around, you see all sorts of mechanical shizz and shit.
-
104.
>One of which, Twilight is looking down upon from a huge ass step ladder.
-
105.
>”Put the jar under the lens!”
-
106.
>Looking to the bottom of the machine, you point to the cone with a glass part at the bottom.
-
107.
“Before I do, this is a machine, right? As in, with electricity and junk.”
-
108.
>”Yes!”
-
109.
>Coolio.
-
110.
>Maybe now they'll finally make the internet so you can get back to watching porn.
-
111.
>Placing the jar under the scope.
-
112.
>You step back and wait for Twilight's professional analysis.
-
113.
>Rocking back and forth on your feet, Spike steps next to you.
-
114.
“So, did you see the game last night?”
-
115.
>He gives you a confused look.
-
116.
>”What game?”
-
117.
“I dunno, it's just something men from my world say to each other when they want to avoid awkward silences.”
-
118.
>”Oh... that sounds stupid.”
-
119.
“You're stupid.”
-
120.
>Anon: 1, baby dragon who don't know shit: 0.
-
121.
>”*HRKPHH!*”
-
122.
>Twilight looks like she is about to hurl.
-
123.
“What is it Twilight?”
-
124.
>”Oh-Oh sweet Celestia! It's Fluttershy all right!”
-
125.
>Oh good lord, she turned herself into a single celled organism.
-
126.
>”And she's having an orgy with herself!”
-
127.
>Oh good lord, how you wish you hadn't heard that.
-
128.
“What?!”
-
129.
>”Yeah! Come look!”
-
130.
“I don't wanna!”
-
131.
>The mare growls.
-
132.
>”Tough tits! You made me look, now YOU have to! I am NOT suffering this nightmare fuel by myself!”
-
133.
>Grumbling, you step up the ladder and stop right before you are next to Twilight.
-
134.
>She moves to the side so you can use your superior human height to look into the microscope.
-
135.
>The sight before you is one you wish you could not comprehend.
-
136.
>There are thousands upon millions, upon trillions of Fluttershy's all pounding each other with microscopic dildos/grown penises.
-
137.
>You look away and yell.
-
138.
>”I know!”
-
139.
“Why are they doing that?!”
-
140.
>Twilight looks away from the microscope.
-
141.
>”If I had to guess, now that she is a single celled organism, she is asexual.”
-
142.
“Why do I feel there is a but coming up?”
-
143.
>”Buuuut since she wasn't before, and had a sex drive... turning herself into a single celled organism made her Mysexual. Meaning she only wants to have sex with herself.”
-
144.
“Fascinating... So, she won't try to come on to me anymore?”
-
145.
>Twilight rolls her eyes, giving you an unamused look.
-
146.
>”Unless you suddenly become Fluttershy, no. Not that I think it would be physically possible for her too anymore.”
-
147.
“Whoo hoo!”
-
148.
>If only you were on the ground, you could do a victory dance.
-
149.
>Oh happy day, oh happy day!
-
150.
>You are free!
-
151.
>Nothing's going to bring you down now!
-
152.
>”Hey! Guys?”
-
153.
>Spike is yelling at you from the bottom of the machine.
-
154.
“What?!”
-
155.
>”What would happen if the Fluttershys in the jar got out?”
-
156.
>Good question.
-
157.
>Twilight doesn't seem so sure.
-
158.
>”I don't know! I don't want to find out either! So be SUPER careful when picking it up!”
-
159.
>The dragon removes the jar and begins to walk to the stairs.
-
160.
>”Oh, okay, I wi-WHOA!”
-
161.
>He trips... landing on the jar.
-
162.
>She... she literally just...literally just told him to be...
-
163.
>You don't even care anymore.
-
164.
>Sighing, you look to Spike.
-
165.
>... Who is currently being covered in Fluttertin.
-
166.
>He screams as the gelatin like goo covers his body and spreads across the room.
-
167.
>It's climbing the stepladder!
-
168.
>Oh god...
-
169.
>This is how you-
-
170.
>Day Fluttershy in Fluttershy.
-
171.
>You are Fluttershy.
-
172.
>YOU are FLUTTERSHY.
-
173.
>Not that that's a big deal, everyone in the world is now Fluttershy.
-
174.
>You were once Anon.
-
175.
>Now you are Fluttershy.
-
176.
>How is this your life?
-
177.
>*Knock knock*
-
178.
>Oh, someone's at the door.
-
179.
>Walking down on your FOUR YELLOW LEGS, you go to see who it is.
-
180.
>It's Fluttershy.
-
181.
>”Fluttershy, it's me, Fluttershy.”
-
182.
>Opening the door, you let Fluttershy in.
-
183.
“Hey Fluttershy.”
-
184.
>”Hey...”
-
185.
“You remember when we WEREN'T Fluttershy?”
-
186.
>”You mean before Fluttershy fucked everything up by tripping?”
-
187.
“Yeah... then.”
-
188.
>Fluttershy sighs, frowning.
-
189.
>”Barely...”
-
190.
“... So, why'd you come over?”
-
191.
>Fluttershy looks at you, reluctant to ask, but since she is Fluttershy she has to.
-
192.
>”Want to fuck?”
-
193.
>Since you are Fluttershy, you have to agree.
-
194.
“Yeah, sure, whatever...”
-
195.
>Now you are Fluttershy
-
196.
>Fucking Fluttershy.
by ArchiveAccount
by ArchiveAccount
by ArchiveAccount
by ArchiveAccount
by ArchiveAccount