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Captain Pone

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Created: 2023-09-24 15:25:45
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  1. Written by Slasher_Science
  2. https://poneb.in/V5EULAY7
  3.  
  4. >This story all started on a cold and stormy night in the middle of Ponyville.
  5. >The wind was howling and the scum of the town lurked in the shadows.
  6. >Always waiting for an opportunity to get a break.
  7. >Always skulking...
  8. >Okay actually it was another sunny, cheerful, non-skulking, non-lurking, rainbows and smiles bullshit day in Ponyville.
  9. >You walk past the school in deep thought.
  10. >Where was the action?
  11. >Where was the adventure?
  12. >You always were a big comic fan.
  13. >Back on Earth you were a regular comicon attendee.
  14. >And no one had better dare get you started on /co/...
  15. >You look over at the school grounds.
  16. >Fillies laugh and prance around playing games.
  17. >You feel a sense of warmth fill you.
  18. >Sure, you wished for action and adventure, but seeing those young ponies happy and carefree made you really appreciate the peace.
  19. >You notice Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo together.
  20. >Two fillies walk over to them.
  21. >If you remember correctly, those two were called Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon...
  22. >You stop and watch as they talk.
  23. >Suddenly Silver Spoon pushes Sweetie Belle.
  24. >She stumbles and falls back into a mud puddle created by yesterday's heavy rain.
  25. >You gasp.
  26. >Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara laugh and walk off around the building.
  27. Not on MY watch!
  28. >You make sure your beloved friend Sweetie Belle is helped up by her friends,
  29. >Then take off at a steady pace after the two bullies.
  30. Not on my watch...
  31. >You catch up to the two fillies in an empty court yard.
  32. >Perfect.
  33. >They gossip and giggle as they walk, swaying their little hips.
  34. >You take off toward them at a run.
  35. >As you get close they stop and look back at you.
  36. >Fear fills their eyes as they see the only human in Equestria charging at them full tilt.
  37. >They drop to the ground and cover their heads as you jump over them.
  38. >You close your eyes and smile, imagining how awesome you must look.
  39. >You land and skid to a stop in the dirt, turning and posing with your hands on your hips.
  40. >The two fillies look up in awe at your form.
  41. >You raise two fingers to the sun and give them a dashing smile.
  42. Hello girls!
  43. >They look at eachother, back to you, then back to eachother and roll over laughing.
  44. >"W-what are you DOING monkey man?!"
  45. >You frown.
  46. >That was a totally lame super hero name.
  47. I saw what you did to my friends.
  48. >Diamond Tiara makes a constipated face, "you're friends with the LOSER crusaders?!"
  49. >Silver Spoon nods after failing to kiss Diamond Tiara when she's thinking not looking, "y-yeah! We thought better of you Anon!"
  50. >You smile menacingly.
  51. I don't appreciate you bullying my friends.
  52. >Diamond Tiara tosses her mane back with a *hmph!*
  53. >"What are you gonna do, tell on us to Cheerilee?"
  54. >You step forward and rub your hands together.
  55. I suppose you girls have never heard of corporal punishment?
  56. >You grab both fillies.
  57. >They scream and flail.
  58. >Placing them over your knee, you raise your free hand.
  59. Let this be a lesson,
  60. >You swing your hand forward and slap Silver Spoon's little rump.
  61. Bullies will learn fear,
  62. >The fillies scream and begin to apologize and sob as you go to town spanking their bottoms.
  63. BY TAKING IT IN THE REAR! HAHA!
  64. >After a few good spanks you place them back down.
  65. >They both rub their plots with tears in their eyes and back away from you.
  66. >"My *hic* m-my father will hear about this!"
  67. >You take a sudden threatening step at them.
  68. >They turn and flee with a yell.
  69. >You practice another pose accompanied by a hearty laugh.
  70. >That felt great!
  71. >You really saved the day!
  72. >"Anon!"
  73. >You turn to see Sweetie Belle running to you
  74. >She stops in front of you in a crouching position like she's ready to pounce.
  75. >Her eyes are wide with excitement and her cute little tail flails around behind her.
  76. >"I saw the whole thing! You're my hero!"
  77. >She jumps into your arms and hugs you.
  78. >You laugh and rub her head.
  79. All in a days work Sweetie Belle! HaHA!
  80. >You feel your pride swell.
  81. >You were a hero.
  82. >You ARE a hero!
  83. >Time for a visit to Rarity.
  84. >You bring Sweetie Belle back home.
  85. >Rarity greets you and Sweetie Belle goes into giddy mode telling her sister of your feats.
  86. >Rarity approves.
  87. >She offers you some lunch as thanks.
  88. >"Sweetie Belle has told me of those AWFUL little brats, I'd say it's about time they got a little slap on the hoof."
  89. >She smiles at you with sparkling eyes.
  90. >"Or on their BUTTS!" Sweetie Belle busts into a fit of giggles and spews her sandwich everywhere.
  91. >"Manners Sweetie!" Rarity scolds.
  92. >What a pleasant family.
  93. Rarity, I actually had a favor to ask...
  94. >A few hours later you are back in Carousel Boutique after a trip to your house.
  95. >You had made some quick sketches and brought them to Rarity.
  96. >She puts on her glasses and spreads the drawings out on a workbench.
  97. >"Oh my, darling this is... Simply marvelous!"
  98. >You grin at her praise.
  99. >"And this spandex would look so fetching on your tight tushie!"
  100. >You blush.
  101. >"I'll get started right away! We'll have two done by midnight."
  102. >You thank her over and over as she starts her work.
  103. >It was happening.
  104. >Your suit would strike fear and awe into all those who opposed the peace.
  105. >All those who opposed
  106. >CAPTAIN PONE!
  107. >The next night you take to the streets.
  108. >Or whatever the ponies call them.
  109. >Your suit feels good on you.
  110. >All green spandex covering your whole body.
  111. >Black boots and gloves.
  112. >A simple eye cover like Robin wore.
  113. >Rarity sewed a large logo on the chest in black lettering.
  114. >Two letters.
  115. >Your symbol as Captain Pone:
  116. >'CP'
  117. >Wait a minute...
  118. >Well shit, probably should have thought this out more...
  119. >The ponies won't make that connection though.
  120. The name stays!
  121. >You stand on a roof and scope out your town.
  122. >There must be SOME trouble going on.
  123. >A movement below catches your eye.
  124. >There's a pony skulking around in the shadows.
  125. It's... Pone time.
  126. >You jump from the roof and land in front of the villain.
  127. For great justice!
  128. >No no, that's no good.
  129. >You pinch the bridge of your nose and try another phrase.
  130. What are... YOU doing here?!"
  131. >It's a work in progress.
  132. >The pony drops a bottle of what you see is cider.
  133. >You look up from it and get a full view.
  134. Rainbow Dash??
  135. >She hiccups and her eyes go wide.
  136. >"What the... That's- that's so AWESOME!"
  137. >She runs to you and examines your suit.
  138. >"Is that a CAPE?!"
  139. >You can't help but pose for her.
  140. Yes it is I! Defender of peace! CAPTAIN POOOOOOONE!
  141. >She cheers and clops her hooves together,
  142. >"You are seriously the COOLEST pony ever!"
  143. >Wait what?
  144. P-pony?
  145. >She thinks you're a pony...
  146. >Rainbow Dash circles around you.
  147. >You will let her admire your glory for a while before walking a beat again.
  148. >You feel her pull up your cape.
  149. >"Oh yeah... That's one nice ass you got there Captain."
  150. >What?
  151. >You turn and step back.
  152. Thank you?
  153. >Her face is flushed. This pony is drunk.
  154. >In public!
  155. Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry.
  156. >She tilts her head.
  157. This is against the law and must therefore punished.
  158. >She turns and shakes her rear at you.
  159. >You can see her naughty bits as her tail sways.
  160. >She looks back and moans.
  161. >"Come punish me then Captaiiiiin..."
  162. >You stutter and back away.
  163. Actually... Just head home Dash.
  164. >She puts a hoof to her head.
  165. >"Oh but what if I pass out on the way? Or get mugged?!"
  166. >Good point.
  167. >You have a civil duty.
  168. Okay Rainbow let's-
  169. >Before you can finish she zips under your legs and you're riding her through the air.
  170. Whoa! What are you-
  171. >She cheers and performs her Sonic Rainboom.
  172. >You can't help but laugh along with her.
  173. This is amazing!
  174. >"You ain't seen nothing yet Captain Bone, wait until we get to my place."
  175. >You get to her place.
  176. Wait this isn't your home!
  177. >She's brought you to the hotel.
  178. >"Of course not. I'm crashing here for the week while my house is re-fluffed."
  179. >Couldn't she do that herself?
  180. >Whatever.
  181. Well, I must take my leave now Rainbow Dash. Take care!
  182. >You turn to leave but feel a tug on your cape.
  183. >"Wait..."
  184. >You turn back and see her holding onto you sheepishly.
  185. >"Captain Pone, you're so cool... And... I r-really would like it if you maybe hung out with me for a little maybe?"
  186. >But
  187. >But crime!
  188. >And... And villains!
  189. >She gives you the puppy eyes.
  190. >Shit.
  191. Alright. But, only for a little young mare!
  192. >She squees and drags you inside.
  193. >You get to her room and have a seat on the couch.
  194. >She pops open a bottle of Punch Berry Wine and pours two glasses.
  195. >Your weakness is wine.
  196. >So classy.
  197. >She sits beside you and gives you a glass.
  198. So Rainbow Dash, what do you do for fun?
  199. >She takes a long swig, "what do YOU do for fun Captaiiiin?"
  200. >Is there something in her eyes?
  201. >Why is she looking at you like that?
  202. >And why are her wings stuck out like that?
  203. >And WHY is she massaging your thigh?
  204. >You didn't even get into a brawl today, so you're not sore.
  205. Well, I like to fight crime!
  206. >Rainbow places a hoof on your spandex-bound crotch.
  207. >"And I like to do this!"
  208. >She latches on to you and forces her tongue into your mouth.
  209. >The fiend!
  210. >You push her away.
  211. Rainbow Dash what are you thinking?!
  212. >Her hoof shoots up and rips away your mask.
  213. >Your secret identity!
  214. >You cover your face, but hear her gasp.
  215. >"Wait, y-you're not a pony! You're... Anon?"
  216. Damn...
  217. >You uncover yourself and look away.
  218. You've revealed my identity. And on my first night too...
  219. >What a poor excuse for a hero.
  220. >Dash hands you your mask back, still in shock.
  221. >"Anon I didn't know you could be so..."
  222. >You cringe.
  223. >"... AWESOME!"
  224. What?
  225. >When you look at her she tackles you onto the bed.
  226. Rainbow wait, I have to go!
  227. >She rubs her body on your spandex and kisses you again.
  228. >"I'm so turned on right now. I think- I think spandex is my fetish."
  229. >You struggle under her.
  230. >She looks down, "I don't think you came armed, so I'll assume that isn't your weapon jabbing into my crotch..."
  231. >Oh no.
  232. >Of all the rotten times to deploy an erection...
  233. Rainbow Dash let me go!
  234. >She frowns.
  235. >"You wouldn't want all the ponies in town to know Captain Pone's secret identity now would you?"
  236. >Your dreams!
  237. Now uh, let's not be hasty!
  238. >She smiles and paws at your suit.
  239. >"Good. Now I don't know how to get this suit off of you so, whip out that cock!"
  240. >The next thing you know, you're behind Rainbow on the bed with your hands on her rear.
  241. >Your super cock is at full power, exposed through the zipper hole Rarity installed for super urination purposes.
  242. >Rainbow moans and wiggles her butt.
  243. >"I don't even care about foreplay, just rut me!"
  244. >You look over at the wall.
  245. >There's a large mirror.
  246. >You see yourself wearing your full suit, positioned for action.
  247. >She let you put the mask back on.
  248. >Actually she insisted.
  249. >Suddenly you feel cool.
  250. >You stare at the mirror as you squeeze her marshmallowy flanks and thrust into her.
  251. >She moans and collapses forward.
  252. >You smile at your reflection as you begin to pump into her wet hole.
  253. >"Oh yes Captain! I've been a baaaad mare!"
  254. >You take your hands off of her flanks and flex into the mirror as you rut her.
  255. >The way the spandex hugs your curves pleases you.
  256. >Rainbow Dash cums and gives a bleat before she passes out.
  257. >You salute your reflection and exit her.
  258. >After you zip yourself up and tuck her in, you snap a piture of yourself with the spy camera you keep on you and sign it.
  259. >'To my adoring fan Rainbow Dash, xoxo CP'
  260. >With that final touch you lay the photo next to her and leave.
  261. >Of course you pose and flex in the mirror some more before jumping from the window.
  262. >You are Fluttershy.
  263. >For the past two days you have watched Anon's antics.
  264. >To say the least, your groin had been a melting pot of sugar honey iced tea.
  265. >His Captain Pone costume made your heart flutter.
  266. >The way his cape and hair flapped in the wind when he ran made your wings flap.
  267. >That tushie in those spandex made-
  268. >"O-oh my..."
  269. >You whine and back into the wall, lightly rubbing your flanks back and forth.
  270. >"I'm so... Naughty."
  271. >You see Ano- Captain Pone jump gracefully from the window of the hotel he entered with Rainbow Dash.
  272. >Like a beautiful hawk, he lands on the ground
  273. >On his face.
  274. >You wince as Captain Pone belly flops into the grass.
  275. >Not the best landing....
  276. >You flitter from the pile of trash you're hiding in and over to him.
  277. C-captain Pone, a-are you okay?
  278. >He looks up in shock.
  279. >"Who are you fiend?!"
  280. >You attempt a pose and whimper.
  281. >The suit Rarity made you is sure to impress him.
  282. >It's an all pink fuzzy fluffy bunny suit, complete with floppy ears.
  283. >So cute~
  284. >But you don't wear a mask, the ears are connected to a hood, so your face sticks out.
  285. >Why doesn't he recognize you?
  286. Um... I'm B-Bunny Mare, y-your sidekick!
  287. >He stands and dusts his suit off.
  288. >Your legs wobble.
  289. >"Sidekick?!"
  290. >You cower as he rubs his chin in thought.
  291. >"BRILLIANT! My very own sidekick! Are you ready to fight for peace?!"
  292. >He poses with one arm raised behind him as though he's running.
  293. Um, y-yes?
  294. >He punches the air.
  295. >Sooooo cute!~
  296. YES! YES I'M READY FOR YOU!
  297. >"Then let us go forth BM!"
  298. >Captain Pone hops onto your back and points to the sky.
  299. >"WE RIDE!"
  300. >You are Anon.
  301. >No, you are Captain Pone!
  302. >For the next few nights you ride with your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare, or as you call her: BM.
  303. >There's actually crime everywhere in this god forsaken town!
  304. >Fillies not returning books on time to Cheerilee!
  305. >Jay walkers!
  306. >Litter bugs!
  307. >The Mayor is now aware of your presence and has hired ponies to capture you.
  308. >A wanted man.
  309. >It made you hard.
  310. >B-Bunny Mare was a strange one.
  311. >Every time you rode her, she secreted a mist behind her through the air.
  312. >Was this a form of cloaking device?
  313. >And what about those squeaks she would emitt during your rides?
  314. >You had begun to suspect she employed sonar for flight.
  315. >Pretty cool.
  316. >This night, you land at the newest fiend's lair.
  317. >The library...
  318. >Twilight Sparkle had been using an ungodly amount of electricity in that tree of hers.
  319. >What was she doing in there?
  320. >You knock on the door.
  321. >When the purple mare answers, she looks tired and frazzled.
  322. >"What do you want?"
  323. Twilight Sparkle, I have come to do battle!
  324. >She groans, "Listen, you REALLY don't know what you're dealing with here, I'm on a day off and I haven't even gone in my basement today, DON'T make me change my mind!"
  325. >The door slams in your face.
  326. >Fucking Twilight Sparkle.
  327. >Looking for more crime, you fly through the air on your trusty sidekick.
  328. BM! Down there!
  329. >You point down to a pony standing on a roof.
  330. >B-Bunny Mare swoops down, in a fluster of cloaking mist and sonar squeals as you press your body against her.
  331. TRIXIE!
  332. >BM lands and you do a barrel roll off, stopping in a pose the Power Rangers would cream over.
  333. Trixie you villain! What are you doing?!
  334. >The unicorn smiles.
  335. >"The Great And Powerful Trixie has heard of you Captain Pone!"
  336. >She removes her hat.
  337. >"And your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare!"
  338. >B-Bunny Mare squeaks, "Um, a-actually it's just Bunny Mare..."
  339. >Trixie reaches into her hat, "Whatever! Behold!"
  340. >She pulls a filly from the magical hat.
  341. Sweetie Belle?!
  342. >Sweetie squirms as she is held in the air.
  343. >"Help me Captain Pone!"
  344. >Your act almost falters
  345. Trixie what are you...
  346. >She walks to the edge of the building and holds Sweetie Belle over the empty space.
  347. NO!
  348. >You run forward but stop when Trixie holds up a hoof,
  349. >"Ah ah ah Captain Pone, you wouldn't want me to slip now would you?"
  350. >You grit your teeth, frozen in confliction.
  351. What is your game Trixie? Why do this?
  352. >She flips her mane.
  353. >"To send a message! A message that it is not okay to steal the spotlight in this town!"
  354. >Bunny Mare whimpers from behind you, "b-but you're just a b-background pony..."
  355. Easy now Trixie...
  356. >"You're only a p-plot device for Twilight Sparkle t-to grow..."
  357. Put Sweetie Down and we can end this!
  358. >Trixie tilts her head.
  359. >"Hmmm, okay."
  360. >She lets Sweetie Belle drop.
  361. NOOOOOOO!
  362. >You run and jump from the building.
  363. >You can hear Bunny Mare yell behind you.
  364. >Trixie laughs and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
  365. SWEETIE!
  366. >You reach out for her as she plummets.
  367. >This three story fall would surely end her.
  368. >She screams and reaches for you.
  369. >Almost touching...
  370. >You feel hooves wrap around your stomach from behind as Bunny Mare stops your fall.
  371. NO! NOT ME! HER!
  372. >You reach futily as Sweetie Belle falls.
  373. >Her scream is silenced as she smacks headfirst into the ground.
  374. SWEETIE BELLE!
  375. >Bunny Mare is crying as the two of you stare at her unmoving body.
  376. Oh god... Take us down!
  377. >You are lowered and collapse on your knees over her.
  378. >You put an ear to her mouth.
  379. She's breathing! We need to get her to a hospital!
  380. >You scoop up her little body and hop on Bunny Mare.
  381. Hurry!
  382. It's been two days since the fall.
  383. >You sit in a hospital room at the bedside.
  384. >You've never left her side.
  385. >Your costume had been thrown away.
  386. >The other ponies all came and went every day.
  387. >Rarity almost never left.
  388. >Rainbow Dash had come to comfort you when she could.
  389. >You sob and drag your nails down your face.
  390. >This was all your fault.
  391. >You never asked for this.
  392. >You had only wanted to help these ponies.
  393. >To help this town.
  394. >But instead, you had gotten a filly hurt.
  395. >A filly that trusted you.
  396. >A filly that could possibly not make it...
  397. >No amount of apologies could wake Sweetie from her coma.
  398. >You grab her tiny hoof and bury your face into her bed.
  399. >"Anon?"
  400. >You look up in shock.
  401. Sweetie Belle?
  402. >She smiles weakly at you, the setting sun illuminating her from behind.
  403. >"You're here..."
  404. I-I'm here... I'm always here. I'm so sorry Sweetie Belle I'm SO sorry!"
  405. >You break down.
  406. >Her hoof rubs your hair.
  407. >"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
  408. >She fades into slumber.
  409. >You are Fluttershy.
  410. >Emotions cannot describe how hard it was to see Anon cast aside the mask.
  411. >The thing that made him happy.
  412. >That bond you had shared on those magical nights.
  413. >All gone.
  414. >Burned.
  415. >By Trixie.
  416. >Sure it was sad what happened to Sweetie Belle, but...
  417. >You are in your cottage.
  418. >The whole night was spent preparing this.
  419. >A new costume.
  420. >Makeup smeared across your face.
  421. >Grease in your mane.
  422. >This character you had seen in Anon's beloved comic books.
  423. >This was the way to get your time back.
  424. >You lick your lips and leave your home.
  425. >This was for Anon.
  426. >You would be the villain.
  427. >Not the villain he wanted.
  428. >But the one he needed...
  429. >You had made a decent nurse outfit with the help of Rarity.
  430. >It gets you into the hosptial unnoticed.
  431. >You find Sweetie Belle's room.
  432. >Anon had finally decided to go home.
  433. >Oh well.
  434. >You walk up to the bed.
  435. >Sweetie opens her eyes weakly.
  436. >"F-Fluttershy?"
  437. >You smile wickedly down at her.
  438. Hi.
  439.  
  440. END PART 1
  441.  
  442. >It has been a few days since you retired the identity of Captain Pone.
  443. >You sit at the kitchen table in your underwear nursing a bottle of cider.
  444. >There's large bags under your eyes.
  445. >Your hair is greasy from not showering.
  446. >The stuble on your face is beginning to make you look like a vagrant.
  447. >You are a broken man.
  448. >The last of your alcohol is drained and you look up.
  449. >A pony sits at the other end of your table.
  450. >A pegasus pony with makeup smeared across her face.
  451. >Her mane is greasier than yours.
  452. A-are you who I think you are?
  453. >You feel fear as she smiles at you.
  454. >"HahaHAHA h-ha?"
  455. >You can't believe some pony has taken up the Joker's persona.
  456. >"You like it? I-I've been watching you... I wanted to see what y-you'd do. And y-you didn't disappoint."
  457. >She licks her lips.
  458. >"You let a filly almost die. Then, y-you let the commissioner- er, mayor take your place..."
  459. >You slam your fist on the table.
  460. The mayor is doing good in my absence!
  461. >"I-I know the truth: there's no going back... You've changed things,"
  462. >Her eyes shift in a twitch,
  463. >"Forever."
  464. >You frown.
  465. Do you want to kill me?
  466. >Jokermare gives a shrill laugh.
  467. >"I-I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? No. No no... You. Complete. Me."
  468. You're garbage who... Uh, does things for money?
  469. >"D-don't talk like one of them, y-you're not!"
  470. >Her hooves are on the table.
  471. >"See t-to them you're just a f-freak... Like me! They n-need you now, and when they don't... They'll cast you out."
  472. >"L-like a leper... um, If that's okay with you..."
  473. >She smiles at you and licks her lips with a twitch.
  474. >"A-aren't you gonna ask where Sweetie Belle is?"
  475. >Your eyes widen.
  476. >Without thinking, you reach forward and slam her head on the table.
  477. WHERE IS SHE JOKERMARE?!
  478. >She laughs and wipes some blood from her mouth.
  479. >"Ah... Never start with t-the head, the victim gets all... F-fuzzy."
  480. >You sit back down.
  481. Okay, you wanted me, here I am.
  482. WHERE'S SWEETIE BELLE?!
  483. >"I'll tell you, but you might have to dawn that p-pretty little suit..."
  484. No!
  485. >You smash your bottle on the ground.
  486. Never again! That's my one rule...
  487. >She gives her shrill insane laugh.
  488. >"Oh... Then t-that's the rule you'll have to break to find t-the truth."
  489. >You bolt up and punch her in the face.
  490. >She falls to the floor laughing.
  491. WHERE IS SHE YOU MONSTER?!
  492. >You pick her up and slam her into the wall.
  493. >She gasps and lets out a moan.
  494. >The scent reminds you of Bunny Mare's cloaking mist.
  495. >"I-I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the c-curve."
  496. AHHH!
  497. >You slam Jokermare onto the ground and begin beating her about the face as she laughs and moans.
  498. >When you get tired you leave her moaning and discharging on the floor.
  499. >For some reason, you think, her blood is a sticky fluid that only comes from her genitals.
  500. >Odd...
  501. >No time to worry about that, you put on some clothes and run to the hospital.
  502. >You get to Sweetie Belle's room and burst in.
  503. >The mane six, minus Fluttershy and Rarity are all standing around the bed weeping.
  504. >They turn and notice you.
  505. >Immediately you are tackled by four sobbing ponies.
  506. WHERE IS SHE?!
  507. >They flinch at your deep gravely roar.
  508. Sorry...
  509. >Twilight holds up a piece of paper, "Jokermare took her Anon!"
  510. >You snatch the paper and look at it.
  511. >Written in red crayon is 'HaHAhahaHAHAha' all over the page with a crude drawing of Jokermare carrying Sweetie Belle.
  512. Damn it...
  513. >You should have never left her at your home...
  514. >"Anon,"
  515. >Rainbow Dash grips your shirt, "can we speak in private?"
  516. >The other mares let you go.
  517. Sure?
  518. >Your friends exit the room, leaving you and Rainbow alone.
  519. >She looks at you pleadingly, "You need to become Captain Pone agai-"
  520. No.
  521. >She stares at you with an open mouth.
  522. Never again.
  523. >Her face changes to rage.
  524. >"Sweetie Belle has been foalnapped! She needs to be saved!"
  525. >You look at your hand in a daze.
  526. The last time I was the Pone... A filly almost died...
  527. >Rainbow Dash slaps you across the face.
  528. >"YOU'RE BEING STUPID! THIS ISN'T THE ANON I KNOW! HE WOULDN'T BE THIS SELFISH!"
  529. >You stare at her in awe as she screams at you.
  530. >"YOU'RE JUST A... A SELFISH BABY!"
  531. >With that she huffs and flies out of the window.
  532. >You are Fluttershy.
  533. >After that delicious beating by Anon, you use one of his socks to finish the job and clean up.
  534. >He was so sexy when he was angry.
  535. >But it's time to move on with your plan.
  536. >You leave.
  537. >After waiting in Mayor Mare's office for an hour, she finally shows up.
  538. >The light flips on and she jumps upon seeing you sitting behind her desk.
  539. G-good evening commissioner...
  540. >She tilts her head.
  541. Um... Mayor.
  542. >"Where is Sweetie Belle?"
  543. >She looks fearful.
  544. Oh. I'll let her go, I just need something in return...
  545. >She gulps.
  546. >"I can give you however many bits you want."
  547. >You sigh.
  548. It's not a-about bits.
  549. >You hold up the lighter taken from Anon's house.
  550. It's about s-sending a m-message...
  551. >You toss the lit lighter onto the desk you covered in lantern fuel before she arrived.
  552. E-everything burns...
  553. >She screams out for her security as you fly out of her window.
  554. >You look back and see the building beginning to smoke.
  555. >Oh dear...
  556. >This was all for Anon.
  557. >For Captain Pone.
  558. >You would do anything to get your time back.
  559. >By any means necessary.
  560. >You are Anon.
  561. >There's smoke in the air as you walk home with your head down.
  562. >This town was going downhill...
  563. >A phrase surfaces in your mind as you walk.
  564. >"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
  565. >You stop and squeeze your hand tight, your nails digging into your palm.
  566. >This was not who you were...
  567. >Rainbow Dash was right.
  568. >Nothing but a selfish baby.
  569. >This town needed you...
  570. >Ponies needed Captian Pone.
  571. >You begin to run back to your house with a roar.
  572. IT'S PONE TIME!
  573. >After fishing your suit from the trash, you run up to your room and begin getting dressed, having to trade out a sock that is wet for some reason.
  574. >You shave and wash your hair, making it into a nice feathered swoosh again.
  575. >Feeling on top of the world you climb onto your roof.
  576. >Looking out on the night, you breathe in deeply and hold two fingers up to the moon with a dashing smile.
  577. FOR GREEEEAT JUSSSSSTICEEEE!
  578. >You practice a few Pone Kicks and Pone Punches (original moves, donut steel!), then take off into the night.
  579. >You are Rarity.
  580. >You sit in your workshop, going over some Captain Pone costume alterations you've been dying to try out.
  581. >These nights have been spent sleepless, creating costumes and gadgets for CP.
  582. >You knew he'd be the one to rescue your Sweetie Belle...
  583. >He just HAD to!
  584. >You feel exhausted but keep working.
  585. >The front bell rings as a pony enters.
  586. Who's there? We're clooooosed!~
  587. >Lyra enters your work room and sits down.
  588. >She had been working for you recently, managing the finances.
  589. What is it dear?
  590. >You keep your nose to the grind, not looking at her.
  591. >"You wanted me to do the diligence on the MLP holdings deal again,"
  592. >She pauses.
  593. >"Well... I found some irregularities."
  594. >You sigh.
  595. Their Colt EO is in royal custody.
  596. >"No, not with their numbers, with yours."
  597. >She places a paper down on the desk and smiles,
  598. >"Don't tell me you didn't recognize your baby out there biffing royal carriages in the Equestrian Times..."
  599. >Somehow she had gotten her hooves on a design sheet for an original Captain Pone suit.
  600. >You remove your stylish glasses and frown.
  601. >"What are you building for him now? A rocket carriage?"
  602. >She smiles smugly.
  603. >"I want free dresses for the rest of my life. And giant foam hands."
  604. >With a sigh you lean forward.
  605. Let me get this straight, you think that our client, the only human in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your PLAN is to blackmail this person?
  606. >She looks frightened suddenly, realizing her hasty mistake.
  607. >She stutters and licks her lips.
  608. Good luck.
  609. >You smile smugly back at her.
  610. >Lyra stands and slides the designs back to you.
  611. >"K-keep that..."
  612. >You are Trixie.
  613. The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!
  614. >Sorry
  615. >You are The Great And Powerful Trixie,
  616. >You sit with your cronies, Snips and Snails in The Great And Secret Lair.
  617. >As you discuss this new villain Jokermare, you hear a quiet laugh.
  618. >You look up and see her walk into the room.
  619. Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my colt here tickle your head off?
  620. >It almost looks like she falters at your threat.
  621. >"H-how about a magic trick?"
  622. >Jokermare pulls out a carrot and stabs it into the table.
  623. >What?
  624. >"I'm going t-to make this carrot, disappear..."
  625. >Snips gets up and walks over to her with a glare.
  626. >She quickly grabs his head and slams it down onto the carrot.
  627. >The vegetable is rammed into his mouth and he swallows it, then falls to the floor licking his lips.
  628. >"T-tada..." she holds her hooves up with a smile.
  629. >You tilt your head as Snails stands and licks his lips.
  630. Sit. I want to hear her proposition...
  631. >Jokermare sits.
  632. What do you propose?
  633. >"It's simple... w-we uh, snuggle the Captain."
  634. >You laugh.
  635. If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
  636. >She frowns, "If you're good at s-something, never do it for free."
  637. How much do you want?
  638. >She licks her lips, "half."
  639. >Snails laughs, "you're crazy! Enough from the clown!"
  640. >He stands up and advances toward her.
  641. >She backs away and holds out a sugar cube.
  642. >You gasp.
  643. >Jokermare backs toward the door, "l-let's not... lick this out of proportion..."
  644. >She opens the door,
  645. >"M-meet me at city hall t-tonight."
  646. >You are Captain Pone.
  647. >Mayor Mare had signaled you by using the Pone Signal.
  648. >A large lit-up 'CP' blazed in the sky over Ponyville.
  649. >You would have to thank Rarity later.
  650. >When you arrive you find that her office is completely burned out.
  651. >But she seems fine.
  652. >"Captain Pone... It took a lot of cider for me to convince myself to call on you."
  653. >You frown and scan the area, flexing a little.
  654. Have you heard anything about the filly?
  655. >She raises an eyebrow.
  656. >"What's wrong with your voice? Are you sick?"
  657. >You clear your throat.
  658. Don't waste my time.
  659. >She holds out a card to you.
  660. >More crayon drawing on a playing card.
  661. >It simply reads 'UR A FAGET'.
  662. >You toss it down and look up.
  663. So, she will be here tonight?
  664. >Before the mayor can speak, you hear familiar laughter.
  665. TRIXIE!
  666. >Trixie appears on the roof in a cloud of smoke and fireworks.
  667. >She has goons with her now.
  668. >Two colts with brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes.
  669. >"It is I!"
  670. >You grit your teeth when Jokermare steps into view beside her.
  671. >This is going to be one intense battle.
  672. >It's a good thing you stopped at Rarity's before this and got her latest CP equipment for you.
  673. >You run at the building.
  674. >Using your new Pone Boots that are magically enchanted, you run straight up the wall of the large building, your arms held out in a v behind you.
  675. >Trixie and Jokermare look surprised by this.
  676. >You smile.
  677. It's Pone time...
  678. >You jump onto the roof over their heads as they cower.
  679. >God you're almost hard at how cool you must look.
  680. >You land and turn to face them in a Pone Pose.
  681. What are... YOU doing here?
  682. >You pinch the bridge of your nose.
  683. >That line was supposed to be worked on...
  684. >Trixie steps forward, "The Great And Powerful Trixie has come to... SNUGGLE you once and for all!"
  685. >You gasp and step back.
  686. >"And Jokermare is here as we-"
  687. >You all look over to see Jokermare is not there.
  688. >Trixie growls, "whatever! Minions! Snuggle that fool!"
  689. >Her two colt cronies advance toward you.
  690. >You reach into your pocket.
  691. Looks like you young ones could use some... CP in your life!
  692. >You pull out the emergency pocket sand you described to Rarity.
  693. >Thank goodness she included it...
  694. >You throw it into the pony's faces.
  695. Wait a minute, that's not sand...
  696. >The cloud of white powder engulfs the minions and they fall to the ground convulsing.
  697. SALT?!
  698. >A natural hallucinogen and aphrodisiac to ponies.
  699. >The two giggle and flail on the ground, rubbing and kissing eachother.
  700. >Well shit...
  701. >Trixie roars in rage and runs at you.
  702. >With a magic blast to your chest, you are knocked onto you back.
  703. >Before you can catch your breath, Trixie is on top of you.
  704. >"I have you now Captain Pone! Prepare to get the shit snuggled out of you!"
  705. >You strain to fight her off.
  706. P-pone!
  707. >Suddenly you hear a series of squeaks.
  708. >Trixie stops and looks up.
  709. >"What is that?"
  710. >It sounds like...
  711. Sonar!
  712. Bunny Mare!
  713. >Trixie is tackled off of you in a green blur.
  714. >You jump up and watch as the two struggle on the roof.
  715. What do I do?
  716. >Bunny Mare now sports a green costume that matches yours.
  717. >Trixie pins Bunny Mare and smiles.
  718. No!
  719. >You run toward them, but it's too late.
  720. >Trixie rubs her cheek on your sidekick's.
  721. >Bunny Mare squeals and goes limp under the fiendish snuggling.
  722. You monster! Take this!
  723. >You wind up while running,
  724. PONE PUNCH!
  725. >Your fist connects with Trixie's face and she's sent flying with a 'POW!'
  726. >You drop and cradle Bunny Mare in your arms.
  727. Bunny Mare! You... You saved me...
  728. >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
  729. >She's fading.
  730. >You squeeze her tightly.
  731. >"Y-you... You really d-did it Captain... You r-really made the gra*COUGH!*"
  732. >You stroke one of her floppy ears and she gives a sonar squeak and releases some cloaking mist.
  733. >"You're the greatest... Hero... Ever..."
  734. >Her eyes close.
  735. >You sob and look to the sky.
  736. WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
  737. >You stand and look upon Trixie with rage.
  738. >She raises, rubbing her jaw and laughs.
  739. >"Aw, sorry about Baby Mare!"
  740. >You take off your Pone Utility Belt (marvelous bedazzled version) and let it fall beside you.
  741. Trixie... You have poned your last pone...
  742. >You charge at eachother.
  743. >Her horn glows and you feel a magical blast glance off your cheek.
  744. >You yell and kick at her.
  745. PONE KICK!
  746. >It connects with her side.
  747. >She yelps and falls.
  748. HaHA!
  749. >You take a moment to pose.
  750. >She glares up and blasts you in the chest again with her magic.
  751. >You drop to your knees and gasp for breath.
  752. >Still too early for poses...
  753. One last move Trixie...
  754. >You both stand and face eachother.
  755. >"One move will assure Trixie's great victory!"
  756. >You smile and charge.
  757. >She screams her name and gallops at you.
  758. FOOOOR GREEEAAAT JUSSSTICE!
  759. >You dodge her spell and grab her.
  760. >She struggles in fear as you lift her at arms length.
  761. >With a signature sparkling smile you unleash your supreme move.
  762. PONE HEADBUTT-UTT-UTt-utt-utt...
  763. >The words echo as your skull bashes into Trixie's.
  764. >With a sceam she's sent flying off the building.
  765. >Before she hits the ground, she disappears in a puff of smoke.
  766. >Her last words fill the air.
  767. >"Curse you Captain Pone!"
  768. >You take a second to pose for the cheering onlookers below.
  769. >After a few photo shots, you turn and go to Bunny Mare.
  770. >You lift her and she wakes up with a feeble smile.
  771. >"Y-you did it..."
  772. >You kiss her cheek.
  773. >A massive cloud of her mist fills the air.
  774. >You set her down and the two of you walk to the edge of the building.
  775. >The crowd of ponies below erupt in cheers and chant for you.
  776. >"CP! CP! CP!"
  777. >You look down to Bunny Mare and smile.
  778. >She nods at you and her legs wobble.
  779. >Both of you wave down at the crowd, lit up by the Pone Signal.
  780. >You notice Sweetie Belle on her sister's back below.
  781. >She cheers up to you.
  782. >"YOU'RE THE GREATEST CAPTAIN PONE!"
  783. >You feel a swell in your heart.
  784. Let's go Bunny Mare...
  785. >You fly off on BM, the crowd running along underneath you below.
  786. >The spotlight follows you as you glide through the night air.
  787. >You raise two fingers to the moon and smile.
  788. This is the best night ever...
  789. >You are Fluttershy.
  790. >It has been a week since Anon defeated Trixie.
  791. >His website on the Ponynet, 'For Great Justice' has recieved over one million upvotes.
  792. >You have never been happier.
  793. >Every night you fight crime with your hero.
  794. >All is as it should be.
  795. >Your only worry is how much time he's been spending with Rainbow Dash...
  796. >Oh well.
  797. >You giggle into the mirror as you get ready.
  798. >Captain Pone was here to stay.
  799. >Even the Mayor approved of him now.
  800. >The town idolized him.
  801. >Especially all the little fillies and colts.
  802. >You had even gotten Angel a CP suit that he played in.
  803. >He was star struck when you brought the Captain over before a mission.
  804. >You finish applying your makeup.
  805. >Sure, Captain Pone was here to stay.
  806. >But...
  807. >He always needed a worthy villain right?
  808. >His happiness was your happiness.
  809. >You laugh at your reflection and lick your lips.
  810. Captain Pone...
  811. Are you ready for our night out?
  812. THE END
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