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Captain Pone

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Created: 2023-09-24 15:25:45
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    Written by Slasher_Science
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    https://poneb.in/V5EULAY7
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    >This story all started on a cold and stormy night in the middle of Ponyville.
  5. 5.
    >The wind was howling and the scum of the town lurked in the shadows.
  6. 6.
    >Always waiting for an opportunity to get a break.
  7. 7.
    >Always skulking...
  8. 8.
    >Okay actually it was another sunny, cheerful, non-skulking, non-lurking, rainbows and smiles bullshit day in Ponyville.
  9. 9.
    >You walk past the school in deep thought.
  10. 10.
    >Where was the action?
  11. 11.
    >Where was the adventure?
  12. 12.
    >You always were a big comic fan.
  13. 13.
    >Back on Earth you were a regular comicon attendee.
  14. 14.
    >And no one had better dare get you started on /co/...
  15. 15.
    >You look over at the school grounds.
  16. 16.
    >Fillies laugh and prance around playing games.
  17. 17.
    >You feel a sense of warmth fill you.
  18. 18.
    >Sure, you wished for action and adventure, but seeing those young ponies happy and carefree made you really appreciate the peace.
  19. 19.
    >You notice Applebloom, Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo together.
  20. 20.
    >Two fillies walk over to them.
  21. 21.
    >If you remember correctly, those two were called Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon...
  22. 22.
    >You stop and watch as they talk.
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    >Suddenly Silver Spoon pushes Sweetie Belle.
  24. 24.
    >She stumbles and falls back into a mud puddle created by yesterday's heavy rain.
  25. 25.
    >You gasp.
  26. 26.
    >Silver Spoon and Diamond Tiara laugh and walk off around the building.
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    Not on MY watch!
  28. 28.
    >You make sure your beloved friend Sweetie Belle is helped up by her friends,
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    >Then take off at a steady pace after the two bullies.
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    Not on my watch...
  31. 31.
    >You catch up to the two fillies in an empty court yard.
  32. 32.
    >Perfect.
  33. 33.
    >They gossip and giggle as they walk, swaying their little hips.
  34. 34.
    >You take off toward them at a run.
  35. 35.
    >As you get close they stop and look back at you.
  36. 36.
    >Fear fills their eyes as they see the only human in Equestria charging at them full tilt.
  37. 37.
    >They drop to the ground and cover their heads as you jump over them.
  38. 38.
    >You close your eyes and smile, imagining how awesome you must look.
  39. 39.
    >You land and skid to a stop in the dirt, turning and posing with your hands on your hips.
  40. 40.
    >The two fillies look up in awe at your form.
  41. 41.
    >You raise two fingers to the sun and give them a dashing smile.
  42. 42.
    Hello girls!
  43. 43.
    >They look at eachother, back to you, then back to eachother and roll over laughing.
  44. 44.
    >"W-what are you DOING monkey man?!"
  45. 45.
    >You frown.
  46. 46.
    >That was a totally lame super hero name.
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    I saw what you did to my friends.
  48. 48.
    >Diamond Tiara makes a constipated face, "you're friends with the LOSER crusaders?!"
  49. 49.
    >Silver Spoon nods after failing to kiss Diamond Tiara when she's thinking not looking, "y-yeah! We thought better of you Anon!"
  50. 50.
    >You smile menacingly.
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    I don't appreciate you bullying my friends.
  52. 52.
    >Diamond Tiara tosses her mane back with a *hmph!*
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    >"What are you gonna do, tell on us to Cheerilee?"
  54. 54.
    >You step forward and rub your hands together.
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    I suppose you girls have never heard of corporal punishment?
  56. 56.
    >You grab both fillies.
  57. 57.
    >They scream and flail.
  58. 58.
    >Placing them over your knee, you raise your free hand.
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    Let this be a lesson,
  60. 60.
    >You swing your hand forward and slap Silver Spoon's little rump.
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    Bullies will learn fear,
  62. 62.
    >The fillies scream and begin to apologize and sob as you go to town spanking their bottoms.
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    BY TAKING IT IN THE REAR! HAHA!
  64. 64.
    >After a few good spanks you place them back down.
  65. 65.
    >They both rub their plots with tears in their eyes and back away from you.
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    >"My *hic* m-my father will hear about this!"
  67. 67.
    >You take a sudden threatening step at them.
  68. 68.
    >They turn and flee with a yell.
  69. 69.
    >You practice another pose accompanied by a hearty laugh.
  70. 70.
    >That felt great!
  71. 71.
    >You really saved the day!
  72. 72.
    >"Anon!"
  73. 73.
    >You turn to see Sweetie Belle running to you
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    >She stops in front of you in a crouching position like she's ready to pounce.
  75. 75.
    >Her eyes are wide with excitement and her cute little tail flails around behind her.
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    >"I saw the whole thing! You're my hero!"
  77. 77.
    >She jumps into your arms and hugs you.
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    >You laugh and rub her head.
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    All in a days work Sweetie Belle! HaHA!
  80. 80.
    >You feel your pride swell.
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    >You were a hero.
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    >You ARE a hero!
  83. 83.
    >Time for a visit to Rarity.
  84. 84.
    >You bring Sweetie Belle back home.
  85. 85.
    >Rarity greets you and Sweetie Belle goes into giddy mode telling her sister of your feats.
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    >Rarity approves.
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    >She offers you some lunch as thanks.
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    >"Sweetie Belle has told me of those AWFUL little brats, I'd say it's about time they got a little slap on the hoof."
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    >She smiles at you with sparkling eyes.
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    >"Or on their BUTTS!" Sweetie Belle busts into a fit of giggles and spews her sandwich everywhere.
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    >"Manners Sweetie!" Rarity scolds.
  92. 92.
    >What a pleasant family.
  93. 93.
    Rarity, I actually had a favor to ask...
  94. 94.
    >A few hours later you are back in Carousel Boutique after a trip to your house.
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    >You had made some quick sketches and brought them to Rarity.
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    >She puts on her glasses and spreads the drawings out on a workbench.
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    >"Oh my, darling this is... Simply marvelous!"
  98. 98.
    >You grin at her praise.
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    >"And this spandex would look so fetching on your tight tushie!"
  100. 100.
    >You blush.
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    >"I'll get started right away! We'll have two done by midnight."
  102. 102.
    >You thank her over and over as she starts her work.
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    >It was happening.
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    >Your suit would strike fear and awe into all those who opposed the peace.
  105. 105.
    >All those who opposed
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    >CAPTAIN PONE!
  107. 107.
    >The next night you take to the streets.
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    >Or whatever the ponies call them.
  109. 109.
    >Your suit feels good on you.
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    >All green spandex covering your whole body.
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    >Black boots and gloves.
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    >A simple eye cover like Robin wore.
  113. 113.
    >Rarity sewed a large logo on the chest in black lettering.
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    >Two letters.
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    >Your symbol as Captain Pone:
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    >'CP'
  117. 117.
    >Wait a minute...
  118. 118.
    >Well shit, probably should have thought this out more...
  119. 119.
    >The ponies won't make that connection though.
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    The name stays!
  121. 121.
    >You stand on a roof and scope out your town.
  122. 122.
    >There must be SOME trouble going on.
  123. 123.
    >A movement below catches your eye.
  124. 124.
    >There's a pony skulking around in the shadows.
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    It's... Pone time.
  126. 126.
    >You jump from the roof and land in front of the villain.
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    For great justice!
  128. 128.
    >No no, that's no good.
  129. 129.
    >You pinch the bridge of your nose and try another phrase.
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    What are... YOU doing here?!"
  131. 131.
    >It's a work in progress.
  132. 132.
    >The pony drops a bottle of what you see is cider.
  133. 133.
    >You look up from it and get a full view.
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    Rainbow Dash??
  135. 135.
    >She hiccups and her eyes go wide.
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    >"What the... That's- that's so AWESOME!"
  137. 137.
    >She runs to you and examines your suit.
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    >"Is that a CAPE?!"
  139. 139.
    >You can't help but pose for her.
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    Yes it is I! Defender of peace! CAPTAIN POOOOOOONE!
  141. 141.
    >She cheers and clops her hooves together,
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    >"You are seriously the COOLEST pony ever!"
  143. 143.
    >Wait what?
  144. 144.
    P-pony?
  145. 145.
    >She thinks you're a pony...
  146. 146.
    >Rainbow Dash circles around you.
  147. 147.
    >You will let her admire your glory for a while before walking a beat again.
  148. 148.
    >You feel her pull up your cape.
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    >"Oh yeah... That's one nice ass you got there Captain."
  150. 150.
    >What?
  151. 151.
    >You turn and step back.
  152. 152.
    Thank you?
  153. 153.
    >Her face is flushed. This pony is drunk.
  154. 154.
    >In public!
  155. 155.
    Rainbow Dash, I'm sorry.
  156. 156.
    >She tilts her head.
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    This is against the law and must therefore punished.
  158. 158.
    >She turns and shakes her rear at you.
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    >You can see her naughty bits as her tail sways.
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    >She looks back and moans.
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    >"Come punish me then Captaiiiiin..."
  162. 162.
    >You stutter and back away.
  163. 163.
    Actually... Just head home Dash.
  164. 164.
    >She puts a hoof to her head.
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    >"Oh but what if I pass out on the way? Or get mugged?!"
  166. 166.
    >Good point.
  167. 167.
    >You have a civil duty.
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    Okay Rainbow let's-
  169. 169.
    >Before you can finish she zips under your legs and you're riding her through the air.
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    Whoa! What are you-
  171. 171.
    >She cheers and performs her Sonic Rainboom.
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    >You can't help but laugh along with her.
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    This is amazing!
  174. 174.
    >"You ain't seen nothing yet Captain Bone, wait until we get to my place."
  175. 175.
    >You get to her place.
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    Wait this isn't your home!
  177. 177.
    >She's brought you to the hotel.
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    >"Of course not. I'm crashing here for the week while my house is re-fluffed."
  179. 179.
    >Couldn't she do that herself?
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    >Whatever.
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    Well, I must take my leave now Rainbow Dash. Take care!
  182. 182.
    >You turn to leave but feel a tug on your cape.
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    >"Wait..."
  184. 184.
    >You turn back and see her holding onto you sheepishly.
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    >"Captain Pone, you're so cool... And... I r-really would like it if you maybe hung out with me for a little maybe?"
  186. 186.
    >But
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    >But crime!
  188. 188.
    >And... And villains!
  189. 189.
    >She gives you the puppy eyes.
  190. 190.
    >Shit.
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    Alright. But, only for a little young mare!
  192. 192.
    >She squees and drags you inside.
  193. 193.
    >You get to her room and have a seat on the couch.
  194. 194.
    >She pops open a bottle of Punch Berry Wine and pours two glasses.
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    >Your weakness is wine.
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    >So classy.
  197. 197.
    >She sits beside you and gives you a glass.
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    So Rainbow Dash, what do you do for fun?
  199. 199.
    >She takes a long swig, "what do YOU do for fun Captaiiiin?"
  200. 200.
    >Is there something in her eyes?
  201. 201.
    >Why is she looking at you like that?
  202. 202.
    >And why are her wings stuck out like that?
  203. 203.
    >And WHY is she massaging your thigh?
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    >You didn't even get into a brawl today, so you're not sore.
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    Well, I like to fight crime!
  206. 206.
    >Rainbow places a hoof on your spandex-bound crotch.
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    >"And I like to do this!"
  208. 208.
    >She latches on to you and forces her tongue into your mouth.
  209. 209.
    >The fiend!
  210. 210.
    >You push her away.
  211. 211.
    Rainbow Dash what are you thinking?!
  212. 212.
    >Her hoof shoots up and rips away your mask.
  213. 213.
    >Your secret identity!
  214. 214.
    >You cover your face, but hear her gasp.
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    >"Wait, y-you're not a pony! You're... Anon?"
  216. 216.
    Damn...
  217. 217.
    >You uncover yourself and look away.
  218. 218.
    You've revealed my identity. And on my first night too...
  219. 219.
    >What a poor excuse for a hero.
  220. 220.
    >Dash hands you your mask back, still in shock.
  221. 221.
    >"Anon I didn't know you could be so..."
  222. 222.
    >You cringe.
  223. 223.
    >"... AWESOME!"
  224. 224.
    What?
  225. 225.
    >When you look at her she tackles you onto the bed.
  226. 226.
    Rainbow wait, I have to go!
  227. 227.
    >She rubs her body on your spandex and kisses you again.
  228. 228.
    >"I'm so turned on right now. I think- I think spandex is my fetish."
  229. 229.
    >You struggle under her.
  230. 230.
    >She looks down, "I don't think you came armed, so I'll assume that isn't your weapon jabbing into my crotch..."
  231. 231.
    >Oh no.
  232. 232.
    >Of all the rotten times to deploy an erection...
  233. 233.
    Rainbow Dash let me go!
  234. 234.
    >She frowns.
  235. 235.
    >"You wouldn't want all the ponies in town to know Captain Pone's secret identity now would you?"
  236. 236.
    >Your dreams!
  237. 237.
    Now uh, let's not be hasty!
  238. 238.
    >She smiles and paws at your suit.
  239. 239.
    >"Good. Now I don't know how to get this suit off of you so, whip out that cock!"
  240. 240.
    >The next thing you know, you're behind Rainbow on the bed with your hands on her rear.
  241. 241.
    >Your super cock is at full power, exposed through the zipper hole Rarity installed for super urination purposes.
  242. 242.
    >Rainbow moans and wiggles her butt.
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    >"I don't even care about foreplay, just rut me!"
  244. 244.
    >You look over at the wall.
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    >There's a large mirror.
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    >You see yourself wearing your full suit, positioned for action.
  247. 247.
    >She let you put the mask back on.
  248. 248.
    >Actually she insisted.
  249. 249.
    >Suddenly you feel cool.
  250. 250.
    >You stare at the mirror as you squeeze her marshmallowy flanks and thrust into her.
  251. 251.
    >She moans and collapses forward.
  252. 252.
    >You smile at your reflection as you begin to pump into her wet hole.
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    >"Oh yes Captain! I've been a baaaad mare!"
  254. 254.
    >You take your hands off of her flanks and flex into the mirror as you rut her.
  255. 255.
    >The way the spandex hugs your curves pleases you.
  256. 256.
    >Rainbow Dash cums and gives a bleat before she passes out.
  257. 257.
    >You salute your reflection and exit her.
  258. 258.
    >After you zip yourself up and tuck her in, you snap a piture of yourself with the spy camera you keep on you and sign it.
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    >'To my adoring fan Rainbow Dash, xoxo CP'
  260. 260.
    >With that final touch you lay the photo next to her and leave.
  261. 261.
    >Of course you pose and flex in the mirror some more before jumping from the window.
  262. 262.
    >You are Fluttershy.
  263. 263.
    >For the past two days you have watched Anon's antics.
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    >To say the least, your groin had been a melting pot of sugar honey iced tea.
  265. 265.
    >His Captain Pone costume made your heart flutter.
  266. 266.
    >The way his cape and hair flapped in the wind when he ran made your wings flap.
  267. 267.
    >That tushie in those spandex made-
  268. 268.
    >"O-oh my..."
  269. 269.
    >You whine and back into the wall, lightly rubbing your flanks back and forth.
  270. 270.
    >"I'm so... Naughty."
  271. 271.
    >You see Ano- Captain Pone jump gracefully from the window of the hotel he entered with Rainbow Dash.
  272. 272.
    >Like a beautiful hawk, he lands on the ground
  273. 273.
    >On his face.
  274. 274.
    >You wince as Captain Pone belly flops into the grass.
  275. 275.
    >Not the best landing....
  276. 276.
    >You flitter from the pile of trash you're hiding in and over to him.
  277. 277.
    C-captain Pone, a-are you okay?
  278. 278.
    >He looks up in shock.
  279. 279.
    >"Who are you fiend?!"
  280. 280.
    >You attempt a pose and whimper.
  281. 281.
    >The suit Rarity made you is sure to impress him.
  282. 282.
    >It's an all pink fuzzy fluffy bunny suit, complete with floppy ears.
  283. 283.
    >So cute~
  284. 284.
    >But you don't wear a mask, the ears are connected to a hood, so your face sticks out.
  285. 285.
    >Why doesn't he recognize you?
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    Um... I'm B-Bunny Mare, y-your sidekick!
  287. 287.
    >He stands and dusts his suit off.
  288. 288.
    >Your legs wobble.
  289. 289.
    >"Sidekick?!"
  290. 290.
    >You cower as he rubs his chin in thought.
  291. 291.
    >"BRILLIANT! My very own sidekick! Are you ready to fight for peace?!"
  292. 292.
    >He poses with one arm raised behind him as though he's running.
  293. 293.
    Um, y-yes?
  294. 294.
    >He punches the air.
  295. 295.
    >Sooooo cute!~
  296. 296.
    YES! YES I'M READY FOR YOU!
  297. 297.
    >"Then let us go forth BM!"
  298. 298.
    >Captain Pone hops onto your back and points to the sky.
  299. 299.
    >"WE RIDE!"
  300. 300.
    >You are Anon.
  301. 301.
    >No, you are Captain Pone!
  302. 302.
    >For the next few nights you ride with your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare, or as you call her: BM.
  303. 303.
    >There's actually crime everywhere in this god forsaken town!
  304. 304.
    >Fillies not returning books on time to Cheerilee!
  305. 305.
    >Jay walkers!
  306. 306.
    >Litter bugs!
  307. 307.
    >The Mayor is now aware of your presence and has hired ponies to capture you.
  308. 308.
    >A wanted man.
  309. 309.
    >It made you hard.
  310. 310.
    >B-Bunny Mare was a strange one.
  311. 311.
    >Every time you rode her, she secreted a mist behind her through the air.
  312. 312.
    >Was this a form of cloaking device?
  313. 313.
    >And what about those squeaks she would emitt during your rides?
  314. 314.
    >You had begun to suspect she employed sonar for flight.
  315. 315.
    >Pretty cool.
  316. 316.
    >This night, you land at the newest fiend's lair.
  317. 317.
    >The library...
  318. 318.
    >Twilight Sparkle had been using an ungodly amount of electricity in that tree of hers.
  319. 319.
    >What was she doing in there?
  320. 320.
    >You knock on the door.
  321. 321.
    >When the purple mare answers, she looks tired and frazzled.
  322. 322.
    >"What do you want?"
  323. 323.
    Twilight Sparkle, I have come to do battle!
  324. 324.
    >She groans, "Listen, you REALLY don't know what you're dealing with here, I'm on a day off and I haven't even gone in my basement today, DON'T make me change my mind!"
  325. 325.
    >The door slams in your face.
  326. 326.
    >Fucking Twilight Sparkle.
  327. 327.
    >Looking for more crime, you fly through the air on your trusty sidekick.
  328. 328.
    BM! Down there!
  329. 329.
    >You point down to a pony standing on a roof.
  330. 330.
    >B-Bunny Mare swoops down, in a fluster of cloaking mist and sonar squeals as you press your body against her.
  331. 331.
    TRIXIE!
  332. 332.
    >BM lands and you do a barrel roll off, stopping in a pose the Power Rangers would cream over.
  333. 333.
    Trixie you villain! What are you doing?!
  334. 334.
    >The unicorn smiles.
  335. 335.
    >"The Great And Powerful Trixie has heard of you Captain Pone!"
  336. 336.
    >She removes her hat.
  337. 337.
    >"And your sidekick, B-Bunny Mare!"
  338. 338.
    >B-Bunny Mare squeaks, "Um, a-actually it's just Bunny Mare..."
  339. 339.
    >Trixie reaches into her hat, "Whatever! Behold!"
  340. 340.
    >She pulls a filly from the magical hat.
  341. 341.
    Sweetie Belle?!
  342. 342.
    >Sweetie squirms as she is held in the air.
  343. 343.
    >"Help me Captain Pone!"
  344. 344.
    >Your act almost falters
  345. 345.
    Trixie what are you...
  346. 346.
    >She walks to the edge of the building and holds Sweetie Belle over the empty space.
  347. 347.
    NO!
  348. 348.
    >You run forward but stop when Trixie holds up a hoof,
  349. 349.
    >"Ah ah ah Captain Pone, you wouldn't want me to slip now would you?"
  350. 350.
    >You grit your teeth, frozen in confliction.
  351. 351.
    What is your game Trixie? Why do this?
  352. 352.
    >She flips her mane.
  353. 353.
    >"To send a message! A message that it is not okay to steal the spotlight in this town!"
  354. 354.
    >Bunny Mare whimpers from behind you, "b-but you're just a b-background pony..."
  355. 355.
    Easy now Trixie...
  356. 356.
    >"You're only a p-plot device for Twilight Sparkle t-to grow..."
  357. 357.
    Put Sweetie Down and we can end this!
  358. 358.
    >Trixie tilts her head.
  359. 359.
    >"Hmmm, okay."
  360. 360.
    >She lets Sweetie Belle drop.
  361. 361.
    NOOOOOOO!
  362. 362.
    >You run and jump from the building.
  363. 363.
    >You can hear Bunny Mare yell behind you.
  364. 364.
    >Trixie laughs and disappears in a cloud of smoke.
  365. 365.
    SWEETIE!
  366. 366.
    >You reach out for her as she plummets.
  367. 367.
    >This three story fall would surely end her.
  368. 368.
    >She screams and reaches for you.
  369. 369.
    >Almost touching...
  370. 370.
    >You feel hooves wrap around your stomach from behind as Bunny Mare stops your fall.
  371. 371.
    NO! NOT ME! HER!
  372. 372.
    >You reach futily as Sweetie Belle falls.
  373. 373.
    >Her scream is silenced as she smacks headfirst into the ground.
  374. 374.
    SWEETIE BELLE!
  375. 375.
    >Bunny Mare is crying as the two of you stare at her unmoving body.
  376. 376.
    Oh god... Take us down!
  377. 377.
    >You are lowered and collapse on your knees over her.
  378. 378.
    >You put an ear to her mouth.
  379. 379.
    She's breathing! We need to get her to a hospital!
  380. 380.
    >You scoop up her little body and hop on Bunny Mare.
  381. 381.
    Hurry!
  382. 382.
    It's been two days since the fall.
  383. 383.
    >You sit in a hospital room at the bedside.
  384. 384.
    >You've never left her side.
  385. 385.
    >Your costume had been thrown away.
  386. 386.
    >The other ponies all came and went every day.
  387. 387.
    >Rarity almost never left.
  388. 388.
    >Rainbow Dash had come to comfort you when she could.
  389. 389.
    >You sob and drag your nails down your face.
  390. 390.
    >This was all your fault.
  391. 391.
    >You never asked for this.
  392. 392.
    >You had only wanted to help these ponies.
  393. 393.
    >To help this town.
  394. 394.
    >But instead, you had gotten a filly hurt.
  395. 395.
    >A filly that trusted you.
  396. 396.
    >A filly that could possibly not make it...
  397. 397.
    >No amount of apologies could wake Sweetie from her coma.
  398. 398.
    >You grab her tiny hoof and bury your face into her bed.
  399. 399.
    >"Anon?"
  400. 400.
    >You look up in shock.
  401. 401.
    Sweetie Belle?
  402. 402.
    >She smiles weakly at you, the setting sun illuminating her from behind.
  403. 403.
    >"You're here..."
  404. 404.
    I-I'm here... I'm always here. I'm so sorry Sweetie Belle I'm SO sorry!"
  405. 405.
    >You break down.
  406. 406.
    >Her hoof rubs your hair.
  407. 407.
    >"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
  408. 408.
    >She fades into slumber.
  409. 409.
    >You are Fluttershy.
  410. 410.
    >Emotions cannot describe how hard it was to see Anon cast aside the mask.
  411. 411.
    >The thing that made him happy.
  412. 412.
    >That bond you had shared on those magical nights.
  413. 413.
    >All gone.
  414. 414.
    >Burned.
  415. 415.
    >By Trixie.
  416. 416.
    >Sure it was sad what happened to Sweetie Belle, but...
  417. 417.
    >You are in your cottage.
  418. 418.
    >The whole night was spent preparing this.
  419. 419.
    >A new costume.
  420. 420.
    >Makeup smeared across your face.
  421. 421.
    >Grease in your mane.
  422. 422.
    >This character you had seen in Anon's beloved comic books.
  423. 423.
    >This was the way to get your time back.
  424. 424.
    >You lick your lips and leave your home.
  425. 425.
    >This was for Anon.
  426. 426.
    >You would be the villain.
  427. 427.
    >Not the villain he wanted.
  428. 428.
    >But the one he needed...
  429. 429.
    >You had made a decent nurse outfit with the help of Rarity.
  430. 430.
    >It gets you into the hosptial unnoticed.
  431. 431.
    >You find Sweetie Belle's room.
  432. 432.
    >Anon had finally decided to go home.
  433. 433.
    >Oh well.
  434. 434.
    >You walk up to the bed.
  435. 435.
    >Sweetie opens her eyes weakly.
  436. 436.
    >"F-Fluttershy?"
  437. 437.
    >You smile wickedly down at her.
  438. 438.
    Hi.
  439. 439.
     
  440. 440.
    END PART 1
  441. 441.
     
  442. 442.
    >It has been a few days since you retired the identity of Captain Pone.
  443. 443.
    >You sit at the kitchen table in your underwear nursing a bottle of cider.
  444. 444.
    >There's large bags under your eyes.
  445. 445.
    >Your hair is greasy from not showering.
  446. 446.
    >The stuble on your face is beginning to make you look like a vagrant.
  447. 447.
    >You are a broken man.
  448. 448.
    >The last of your alcohol is drained and you look up.
  449. 449.
    >A pony sits at the other end of your table.
  450. 450.
    >A pegasus pony with makeup smeared across her face.
  451. 451.
    >Her mane is greasier than yours.
  452. 452.
    A-are you who I think you are?
  453. 453.
    >You feel fear as she smiles at you.
  454. 454.
    >"HahaHAHA h-ha?"
  455. 455.
    >You can't believe some pony has taken up the Joker's persona.
  456. 456.
    >"You like it? I-I've been watching you... I wanted to see what y-you'd do. And y-you didn't disappoint."
  457. 457.
    >She licks her lips.
  458. 458.
    >"You let a filly almost die. Then, y-you let the commissioner- er, mayor take your place..."
  459. 459.
    >You slam your fist on the table.
  460. 460.
    The mayor is doing good in my absence!
  461. 461.
    >"I-I know the truth: there's no going back... You've changed things,"
  462. 462.
    >Her eyes shift in a twitch,
  463. 463.
    >"Forever."
  464. 464.
    >You frown.
  465. 465.
    Do you want to kill me?
  466. 466.
    >Jokermare gives a shrill laugh.
  467. 467.
    >"I-I don't want to kill you! What would I do without you? No. No no... You. Complete. Me."
  468. 468.
    You're garbage who... Uh, does things for money?
  469. 469.
    >"D-don't talk like one of them, y-you're not!"
  470. 470.
    >Her hooves are on the table.
  471. 471.
    >"See t-to them you're just a f-freak... Like me! They n-need you now, and when they don't... They'll cast you out."
  472. 472.
    >"L-like a leper... um, If that's okay with you..."
  473. 473.
    >She smiles at you and licks her lips with a twitch.
  474. 474.
    >"A-aren't you gonna ask where Sweetie Belle is?"
  475. 475.
    >Your eyes widen.
  476. 476.
    >Without thinking, you reach forward and slam her head on the table.
  477. 477.
    WHERE IS SHE JOKERMARE?!
  478. 478.
    >She laughs and wipes some blood from her mouth.
  479. 479.
    >"Ah... Never start with t-the head, the victim gets all... F-fuzzy."
  480. 480.
    >You sit back down.
  481. 481.
    Okay, you wanted me, here I am.
  482. 482.
    WHERE'S SWEETIE BELLE?!
  483. 483.
    >"I'll tell you, but you might have to dawn that p-pretty little suit..."
  484. 484.
    No!
  485. 485.
    >You smash your bottle on the ground.
  486. 486.
    Never again! That's my one rule...
  487. 487.
    >She gives her shrill insane laugh.
  488. 488.
    >"Oh... Then t-that's the rule you'll have to break to find t-the truth."
  489. 489.
    >You bolt up and punch her in the face.
  490. 490.
    >She falls to the floor laughing.
  491. 491.
    WHERE IS SHE YOU MONSTER?!
  492. 492.
    >You pick her up and slam her into the wall.
  493. 493.
    >She gasps and lets out a moan.
  494. 494.
    >The scent reminds you of Bunny Mare's cloaking mist.
  495. 495.
    >"I-I'm not a monster, I'm just ahead of the c-curve."
  496. 496.
    AHHH!
  497. 497.
    >You slam Jokermare onto the ground and begin beating her about the face as she laughs and moans.
  498. 498.
    >When you get tired you leave her moaning and discharging on the floor.
  499. 499.
    >For some reason, you think, her blood is a sticky fluid that only comes from her genitals.
  500. 500.
    >Odd...
  501. 501.
    >No time to worry about that, you put on some clothes and run to the hospital.
  502. 502.
    >You get to Sweetie Belle's room and burst in.
  503. 503.
    >The mane six, minus Fluttershy and Rarity are all standing around the bed weeping.
  504. 504.
    >They turn and notice you.
  505. 505.
    >Immediately you are tackled by four sobbing ponies.
  506. 506.
    WHERE IS SHE?!
  507. 507.
    >They flinch at your deep gravely roar.
  508. 508.
    Sorry...
  509. 509.
    >Twilight holds up a piece of paper, "Jokermare took her Anon!"
  510. 510.
    >You snatch the paper and look at it.
  511. 511.
    >Written in red crayon is 'HaHAhahaHAHAha' all over the page with a crude drawing of Jokermare carrying Sweetie Belle.
  512. 512.
    Damn it...
  513. 513.
    >You should have never left her at your home...
  514. 514.
    >"Anon,"
  515. 515.
    >Rainbow Dash grips your shirt, "can we speak in private?"
  516. 516.
    >The other mares let you go.
  517. 517.
    Sure?
  518. 518.
    >Your friends exit the room, leaving you and Rainbow alone.
  519. 519.
    >She looks at you pleadingly, "You need to become Captain Pone agai-"
  520. 520.
    No.
  521. 521.
    >She stares at you with an open mouth.
  522. 522.
    Never again.
  523. 523.
    >Her face changes to rage.
  524. 524.
    >"Sweetie Belle has been foalnapped! She needs to be saved!"
  525. 525.
    >You look at your hand in a daze.
  526. 526.
    The last time I was the Pone... A filly almost died...
  527. 527.
    >Rainbow Dash slaps you across the face.
  528. 528.
    >"YOU'RE BEING STUPID! THIS ISN'T THE ANON I KNOW! HE WOULDN'T BE THIS SELFISH!"
  529. 529.
    >You stare at her in awe as she screams at you.
  530. 530.
    >"YOU'RE JUST A... A SELFISH BABY!"
  531. 531.
    >With that she huffs and flies out of the window.
  532. 532.
    >You are Fluttershy.
  533. 533.
    >After that delicious beating by Anon, you use one of his socks to finish the job and clean up.
  534. 534.
    >He was so sexy when he was angry.
  535. 535.
    >But it's time to move on with your plan.
  536. 536.
    >You leave.
  537. 537.
    >After waiting in Mayor Mare's office for an hour, she finally shows up.
  538. 538.
    >The light flips on and she jumps upon seeing you sitting behind her desk.
  539. 539.
    G-good evening commissioner...
  540. 540.
    >She tilts her head.
  541. 541.
    Um... Mayor.
  542. 542.
    >"Where is Sweetie Belle?"
  543. 543.
    >She looks fearful.
  544. 544.
    Oh. I'll let her go, I just need something in return...
  545. 545.
    >She gulps.
  546. 546.
    >"I can give you however many bits you want."
  547. 547.
    >You sigh.
  548. 548.
    It's not a-about bits.
  549. 549.
    >You hold up the lighter taken from Anon's house.
  550. 550.
    It's about s-sending a m-message...
  551. 551.
    >You toss the lit lighter onto the desk you covered in lantern fuel before she arrived.
  552. 552.
    E-everything burns...
  553. 553.
    >She screams out for her security as you fly out of her window.
  554. 554.
    >You look back and see the building beginning to smoke.
  555. 555.
    >Oh dear...
  556. 556.
    >This was all for Anon.
  557. 557.
    >For Captain Pone.
  558. 558.
    >You would do anything to get your time back.
  559. 559.
    >By any means necessary.
  560. 560.
    >You are Anon.
  561. 561.
    >There's smoke in the air as you walk home with your head down.
  562. 562.
    >This town was going downhill...
  563. 563.
    >A phrase surfaces in your mind as you walk.
  564. 564.
    >"Captain Pone may be super, but... You'll always be my... Hero... Anon..."
  565. 565.
    >You stop and squeeze your hand tight, your nails digging into your palm.
  566. 566.
    >This was not who you were...
  567. 567.
    >Rainbow Dash was right.
  568. 568.
    >Nothing but a selfish baby.
  569. 569.
    >This town needed you...
  570. 570.
    >Ponies needed Captian Pone.
  571. 571.
    >You begin to run back to your house with a roar.
  572. 572.
    IT'S PONE TIME!
  573. 573.
    >After fishing your suit from the trash, you run up to your room and begin getting dressed, having to trade out a sock that is wet for some reason.
  574. 574.
    >You shave and wash your hair, making it into a nice feathered swoosh again.
  575. 575.
    >Feeling on top of the world you climb onto your roof.
  576. 576.
    >Looking out on the night, you breathe in deeply and hold two fingers up to the moon with a dashing smile.
  577. 577.
    FOR GREEEEAT JUSSSSSTICEEEE!
  578. 578.
    >You practice a few Pone Kicks and Pone Punches (original moves, donut steel!), then take off into the night.
  579. 579.
    >You are Rarity.
  580. 580.
    >You sit in your workshop, going over some Captain Pone costume alterations you've been dying to try out.
  581. 581.
    >These nights have been spent sleepless, creating costumes and gadgets for CP.
  582. 582.
    >You knew he'd be the one to rescue your Sweetie Belle...
  583. 583.
    >He just HAD to!
  584. 584.
    >You feel exhausted but keep working.
  585. 585.
    >The front bell rings as a pony enters.
  586. 586.
    Who's there? We're clooooosed!~
  587. 587.
    >Lyra enters your work room and sits down.
  588. 588.
    >She had been working for you recently, managing the finances.
  589. 589.
    What is it dear?
  590. 590.
    >You keep your nose to the grind, not looking at her.
  591. 591.
    >"You wanted me to do the diligence on the MLP holdings deal again,"
  592. 592.
    >She pauses.
  593. 593.
    >"Well... I found some irregularities."
  594. 594.
    >You sigh.
  595. 595.
    Their Colt EO is in royal custody.
  596. 596.
    >"No, not with their numbers, with yours."
  597. 597.
    >She places a paper down on the desk and smiles,
  598. 598.
    >"Don't tell me you didn't recognize your baby out there biffing royal carriages in the Equestrian Times..."
  599. 599.
    >Somehow she had gotten her hooves on a design sheet for an original Captain Pone suit.
  600. 600.
    >You remove your stylish glasses and frown.
  601. 601.
    >"What are you building for him now? A rocket carriage?"
  602. 602.
    >She smiles smugly.
  603. 603.
    >"I want free dresses for the rest of my life. And giant foam hands."
  604. 604.
    >With a sigh you lean forward.
  605. 605.
    Let me get this straight, you think that our client, the only human in the world is secretly a vigilante who spends his nights beating criminals to a pulp with his bare hands, and your PLAN is to blackmail this person?
  606. 606.
    >She looks frightened suddenly, realizing her hasty mistake.
  607. 607.
    >She stutters and licks her lips.
  608. 608.
    Good luck.
  609. 609.
    >You smile smugly back at her.
  610. 610.
    >Lyra stands and slides the designs back to you.
  611. 611.
    >"K-keep that..."
  612. 612.
    >You are Trixie.
  613. 613.
    The GREAT and POWERFUL Trixie!
  614. 614.
    >Sorry
  615. 615.
    >You are The Great And Powerful Trixie,
  616. 616.
    >You sit with your cronies, Snips and Snails in The Great And Secret Lair.
  617. 617.
    >As you discuss this new villain Jokermare, you hear a quiet laugh.
  618. 618.
    >You look up and see her walk into the room.
  619. 619.
    Give me one reason why I shouldn't have my colt here tickle your head off?
  620. 620.
    >It almost looks like she falters at your threat.
  621. 621.
    >"H-how about a magic trick?"
  622. 622.
    >Jokermare pulls out a carrot and stabs it into the table.
  623. 623.
    >What?
  624. 624.
    >"I'm going t-to make this carrot, disappear..."
  625. 625.
    >Snips gets up and walks over to her with a glare.
  626. 626.
    >She quickly grabs his head and slams it down onto the carrot.
  627. 627.
    >The vegetable is rammed into his mouth and he swallows it, then falls to the floor licking his lips.
  628. 628.
    >"T-tada..." she holds her hooves up with a smile.
  629. 629.
    >You tilt your head as Snails stands and licks his lips.
  630. 630.
    Sit. I want to hear her proposition...
  631. 631.
    >Jokermare sits.
  632. 632.
    What do you propose?
  633. 633.
    >"It's simple... w-we uh, snuggle the Captain."
  634. 634.
    >You laugh.
  635. 635.
    If it's so simple why haven't you done it already?
  636. 636.
    >She frowns, "If you're good at s-something, never do it for free."
  637. 637.
    How much do you want?
  638. 638.
    >She licks her lips, "half."
  639. 639.
    >Snails laughs, "you're crazy! Enough from the clown!"
  640. 640.
    >He stands up and advances toward her.
  641. 641.
    >She backs away and holds out a sugar cube.
  642. 642.
    >You gasp.
  643. 643.
    >Jokermare backs toward the door, "l-let's not... lick this out of proportion..."
  644. 644.
    >She opens the door,
  645. 645.
    >"M-meet me at city hall t-tonight."
  646. 646.
    >You are Captain Pone.
  647. 647.
    >Mayor Mare had signaled you by using the Pone Signal.
  648. 648.
    >A large lit-up 'CP' blazed in the sky over Ponyville.
  649. 649.
    >You would have to thank Rarity later.
  650. 650.
    >When you arrive you find that her office is completely burned out.
  651. 651.
    >But she seems fine.
  652. 652.
    >"Captain Pone... It took a lot of cider for me to convince myself to call on you."
  653. 653.
    >You frown and scan the area, flexing a little.
  654. 654.
    Have you heard anything about the filly?
  655. 655.
    >She raises an eyebrow.
  656. 656.
    >"What's wrong with your voice? Are you sick?"
  657. 657.
    >You clear your throat.
  658. 658.
    Don't waste my time.
  659. 659.
    >She holds out a card to you.
  660. 660.
    >More crayon drawing on a playing card.
  661. 661.
    >It simply reads 'UR A FAGET'.
  662. 662.
    >You toss it down and look up.
  663. 663.
    So, she will be here tonight?
  664. 664.
    >Before the mayor can speak, you hear familiar laughter.
  665. 665.
    TRIXIE!
  666. 666.
    >Trixie appears on the roof in a cloud of smoke and fireworks.
  667. 667.
    >She has goons with her now.
  668. 668.
    >Two colts with brown paper bags on their heads with eye holes.
  669. 669.
    >"It is I!"
  670. 670.
    >You grit your teeth when Jokermare steps into view beside her.
  671. 671.
    >This is going to be one intense battle.
  672. 672.
    >It's a good thing you stopped at Rarity's before this and got her latest CP equipment for you.
  673. 673.
    >You run at the building.
  674. 674.
    >Using your new Pone Boots that are magically enchanted, you run straight up the wall of the large building, your arms held out in a v behind you.
  675. 675.
    >Trixie and Jokermare look surprised by this.
  676. 676.
    >You smile.
  677. 677.
    It's Pone time...
  678. 678.
    >You jump onto the roof over their heads as they cower.
  679. 679.
    >God you're almost hard at how cool you must look.
  680. 680.
    >You land and turn to face them in a Pone Pose.
  681. 681.
    What are... YOU doing here?
  682. 682.
    >You pinch the bridge of your nose.
  683. 683.
    >That line was supposed to be worked on...
  684. 684.
    >Trixie steps forward, "The Great And Powerful Trixie has come to... SNUGGLE you once and for all!"
  685. 685.
    >You gasp and step back.
  686. 686.
    >"And Jokermare is here as we-"
  687. 687.
    >You all look over to see Jokermare is not there.
  688. 688.
    >Trixie growls, "whatever! Minions! Snuggle that fool!"
  689. 689.
    >Her two colt cronies advance toward you.
  690. 690.
    >You reach into your pocket.
  691. 691.
    Looks like you young ones could use some... CP in your life!
  692. 692.
    >You pull out the emergency pocket sand you described to Rarity.
  693. 693.
    >Thank goodness she included it...
  694. 694.
    >You throw it into the pony's faces.
  695. 695.
    Wait a minute, that's not sand...
  696. 696.
    >The cloud of white powder engulfs the minions and they fall to the ground convulsing.
  697. 697.
    SALT?!
  698. 698.
    >A natural hallucinogen and aphrodisiac to ponies.
  699. 699.
    >The two giggle and flail on the ground, rubbing and kissing eachother.
  700. 700.
    >Well shit...
  701. 701.
    >Trixie roars in rage and runs at you.
  702. 702.
    >With a magic blast to your chest, you are knocked onto you back.
  703. 703.
    >Before you can catch your breath, Trixie is on top of you.
  704. 704.
    >"I have you now Captain Pone! Prepare to get the shit snuggled out of you!"
  705. 705.
    >You strain to fight her off.
  706. 706.
    P-pone!
  707. 707.
    >Suddenly you hear a series of squeaks.
  708. 708.
    >Trixie stops and looks up.
  709. 709.
    >"What is that?"
  710. 710.
    >It sounds like...
  711. 711.
    Sonar!
  712. 712.
    Bunny Mare!
  713. 713.
    >Trixie is tackled off of you in a green blur.
  714. 714.
    >You jump up and watch as the two struggle on the roof.
  715. 715.
    What do I do?
  716. 716.
    >Bunny Mare now sports a green costume that matches yours.
  717. 717.
    >Trixie pins Bunny Mare and smiles.
  718. 718.
    No!
  719. 719.
    >You run toward them, but it's too late.
  720. 720.
    >Trixie rubs her cheek on your sidekick's.
  721. 721.
    >Bunny Mare squeals and goes limp under the fiendish snuggling.
  722. 722.
    You monster! Take this!
  723. 723.
    >You wind up while running,
  724. 724.
    PONE PUNCH!
  725. 725.
    >Your fist connects with Trixie's face and she's sent flying with a 'POW!'
  726. 726.
    >You drop and cradle Bunny Mare in your arms.
  727. 727.
    Bunny Mare! You... You saved me...
  728. 728.
    >She looks up at you with tears in her eyes.
  729. 729.
    >She's fading.
  730. 730.
    >You squeeze her tightly.
  731. 731.
    >"Y-you... You really d-did it Captain... You r-really made the gra*COUGH!*"
  732. 732.
    >You stroke one of her floppy ears and she gives a sonar squeak and releases some cloaking mist.
  733. 733.
    >"You're the greatest... Hero... Ever..."
  734. 734.
    >Her eyes close.
  735. 735.
    >You sob and look to the sky.
  736. 736.
    WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
  737. 737.
    >You stand and look upon Trixie with rage.
  738. 738.
    >She raises, rubbing her jaw and laughs.
  739. 739.
    >"Aw, sorry about Baby Mare!"
  740. 740.
    >You take off your Pone Utility Belt (marvelous bedazzled version) and let it fall beside you.
  741. 741.
    Trixie... You have poned your last pone...
  742. 742.
    >You charge at eachother.
  743. 743.
    >Her horn glows and you feel a magical blast glance off your cheek.
  744. 744.
    >You yell and kick at her.
  745. 745.
    PONE KICK!
  746. 746.
    >It connects with her side.
  747. 747.
    >She yelps and falls.
  748. 748.
    HaHA!
  749. 749.
    >You take a moment to pose.
  750. 750.
    >She glares up and blasts you in the chest again with her magic.
  751. 751.
    >You drop to your knees and gasp for breath.
  752. 752.
    >Still too early for poses...
  753. 753.
    One last move Trixie...
  754. 754.
    >You both stand and face eachother.
  755. 755.
    >"One move will assure Trixie's great victory!"
  756. 756.
    >You smile and charge.
  757. 757.
    >She screams her name and gallops at you.
  758. 758.
    FOOOOR GREEEAAAT JUSSSTICE!
  759. 759.
    >You dodge her spell and grab her.
  760. 760.
    >She struggles in fear as you lift her at arms length.
  761. 761.
    >With a signature sparkling smile you unleash your supreme move.
  762. 762.
    PONE HEADBUTT-UTT-UTt-utt-utt...
  763. 763.
    >The words echo as your skull bashes into Trixie's.
  764. 764.
    >With a sceam she's sent flying off the building.
  765. 765.
    >Before she hits the ground, she disappears in a puff of smoke.
  766. 766.
    >Her last words fill the air.
  767. 767.
    >"Curse you Captain Pone!"
  768. 768.
    >You take a second to pose for the cheering onlookers below.
  769. 769.
    >After a few photo shots, you turn and go to Bunny Mare.
  770. 770.
    >You lift her and she wakes up with a feeble smile.
  771. 771.
    >"Y-you did it..."
  772. 772.
    >You kiss her cheek.
  773. 773.
    >A massive cloud of her mist fills the air.
  774. 774.
    >You set her down and the two of you walk to the edge of the building.
  775. 775.
    >The crowd of ponies below erupt in cheers and chant for you.
  776. 776.
    >"CP! CP! CP!"
  777. 777.
    >You look down to Bunny Mare and smile.
  778. 778.
    >She nods at you and her legs wobble.
  779. 779.
    >Both of you wave down at the crowd, lit up by the Pone Signal.
  780. 780.
    >You notice Sweetie Belle on her sister's back below.
  781. 781.
    >She cheers up to you.
  782. 782.
    >"YOU'RE THE GREATEST CAPTAIN PONE!"
  783. 783.
    >You feel a swell in your heart.
  784. 784.
    Let's go Bunny Mare...
  785. 785.
    >You fly off on BM, the crowd running along underneath you below.
  786. 786.
    >The spotlight follows you as you glide through the night air.
  787. 787.
    >You raise two fingers to the moon and smile.
  788. 788.
    This is the best night ever...
  789. 789.
    >You are Fluttershy.
  790. 790.
    >It has been a week since Anon defeated Trixie.
  791. 791.
    >His website on the Ponynet, 'For Great Justice' has recieved over one million upvotes.
  792. 792.
    >You have never been happier.
  793. 793.
    >Every night you fight crime with your hero.
  794. 794.
    >All is as it should be.
  795. 795.
    >Your only worry is how much time he's been spending with Rainbow Dash...
  796. 796.
    >Oh well.
  797. 797.
    >You giggle into the mirror as you get ready.
  798. 798.
    >Captain Pone was here to stay.
  799. 799.
    >Even the Mayor approved of him now.
  800. 800.
    >The town idolized him.
  801. 801.
    >Especially all the little fillies and colts.
  802. 802.
    >You had even gotten Angel a CP suit that he played in.
  803. 803.
    >He was star struck when you brought the Captain over before a mission.
  804. 804.
    >You finish applying your makeup.
  805. 805.
    >Sure, Captain Pone was here to stay.
  806. 806.
    >But...
  807. 807.
    >He always needed a worthy villain right?
  808. 808.
    >His happiness was your happiness.
  809. 809.
    >You laugh at your reflection and lick your lips.
  810. 810.
    Captain Pone...
  811. 811.
    Are you ready for our night out?
  812. 812.
    THE END
  813. 813.
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