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Ponyville's Interspecies Cultural Exhibit
By ffanonCreated: 2024-02-26 22:26:11
Updated: 2025-03-19 05:01:07
Expiry: Never
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>The entire town of Ponyville is gathered at the town hall
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>Anon stands at the podium on stage next to Mayor Mare
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>"Welcome ponies of Ponyville. Thanks for joining us here today for our bi-annual interspecies cultural exhibit. Anon will be our honorary host and will be sharing about humans."
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>Mayor Mare steps aside and allows you to take her place behind the podium
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Hi, I'm Anon. Some of you know me by now but this is my first time doing one of these interspecies exhibits. I think last time it was about hippogriffs? Anyway, allow me to break the ice.
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>Anon loosens his collar
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This is a game where I'll be telling fun facts about some of you ponies in town, especially the mares
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>You give a sly wink to Cheerilee who is blushing in the front row
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Where did I get these juicy tidbits? Who knows, maybe I pulled them out of my ass.
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>some of the crowd laughs, some rolling their eyes
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>they've already experienced brashness and lack of etiquette from some of the other races in prior exhibits.
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Alright! Let's begin!
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>Anon unravels a scroll of aged parchment
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>He reaches into his chest pocket and pulls out a monocle which he adorns
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Twilight Sparkle! You are up first.
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>All heads turn to Twilight for a moment as she smiles awkwardly.
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Ah, here it is. Twilight has eaten 186 hayburgers so far this year.
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>some more laughter from the crowd
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>Twilight is slinking down in her chair smiling even more awkwardly and blushing
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Next, Cheerilee! She's distributed 66 pencils to students this school year
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>some of the crowd claps
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>Anon continues
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Pinkie Po!
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>"It's Pinkie Pie!"
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Ah, yes of course. Anyway, let's see. She's had 13 food fetish related orgasms in the past month.
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>the crowd is silent at this one, with a few murmurings
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>Pinkie has a large smile plastered on her face pretending to be oblivious
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>noticeable beads of sweat are forming on her forehead
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Well that's certainly something. Next is Spike! He's masturbated 204 times to Twilight since he was hatched.
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>Spike spits out his juice that he was slurping through his straw, spraying the stallion in front of him
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>"Hey, what's the big idea"
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>Spike apologizes and looks down at the ground avoiding Twilight's judgmental gaze
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>Twilight, who is right next to him, is starting to get a bit frazzled now
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>She's known about Spike masturbating to her, but she wasn't expecting other ponies to find out, let alone the whole town
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Not bad little guy, but let's get those numbers up!
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>Anon takes a sip of water from the glass on the podium
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Ahem.
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>Anon clears his throat while smiling into the crowd
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Applejack!
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>Applejack cringes in anticipation as she hears her name being called
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She's bucked 10,946 apples just this year alone. What a hard working mare!
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>Applejack sighs in relief and relaxes
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>some ponies start to clap, feeling a bit more comfortable now
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Next is our favorite mailmare in town, Derpy!
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>Derpy is smiling like she just won an award
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She's eaten 5,998 muffins in the past year. Folks, that's over 16 muffins a day. Impressive stuff.
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>there's a mixture of laughter and clapping from the crowd
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>"Muffins!"
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>Derpy beams with pride as she looks around at everyone
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Okay, next we have Big Mac.
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>Applejack is once again looking nervous
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>But Big Mac is as stoic as ever
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>Anon raises the parchment closer to his monocle
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It says here that Big Mac has had a total of 19 different lovers. Sheep lovers.
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>some of the crowd laughs
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>Big Mac's face turns even more red somehow as he avoids AJ's furious glare
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Onto the next. Rarity!
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>Rarity is nervous as anything but plays it cool, or at least tries to
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Ms. Fashion has engaged in 471 orgies. Now that's a lot of cock!
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>Her jaw drops and she covers her face with a combination of her hoof and an oversized fancy hat
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>there's lots of whispering in the crowd
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>several stallions are blushing now too
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Next. Mr. Cake!
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>He smiles nervously as he holds Mrs. Cake's hoof
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He's baked 131 cakes in the past month. Now that's a lot of cake!
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>there is some applause from the gathered ponies
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Now for Mrs. Cake.
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>Anon once again adjusts his monocle
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She's cheated on Mr. Cake for a whopping total of 383 times. Yikes, must suck to be Mr. Cake!
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>Mrs. Cake tries to whisper something to Mr. Cake but he starts to walk away from the crowd which then turns into a quick trot
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>He was aware of her infidelity, he just wasn't expecting that high of a number
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>Mrs. Cake runs after him
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>"Honey buns, wait! I can explain!"
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>the remaining ponies sit there in awkward silence
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Hey, why the long faces?
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>no pony laughs at the joke
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Tough crowd. Anyway, next on our list is the mare right next to me. Give it up for Mayor Mare!
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>there is some applause at the mention of the mayor
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This mare has spent the past 9 estrus cycles alone and unsatisfied.
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>Mayor Mare's face turns bright red
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>"Anon.. that's um because..well.."
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>You walk over to her, putting your finger on her lips to shush her
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>you whisper into her ear that you will stop by her house after the exhibit
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>she nods silently as she continues to blush
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>you can see her winking as she heads off the stage
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Next on the list is Rainbow Dash!
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>"Yeah! Go me!"
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>Dash pumps her hoof in the air
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>Twilight just rolls her eyes
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Okay it says here that you lost 11 races.
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>"WHAT!?"
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>Dash zooms to the podium in an instant and pushes her hoof into your shoulder
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>"Where did you get this crap anyway? Nevermind. You are lame, this whole exhibit is lame."
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>Dash flies off in a huff
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Ahem. Continuing.
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>You smooth out your shirt where Dash rustled it
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Next is Berry Punch.
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>She's already drunk but at least she made it to the event
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She's inserted 18 bottles into her vagina over the years which led to the need for medical intervention
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>Nurse Redheart shakes her head, recalling some of the procedures
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>Berry Punch just takes another swig of her bottle, not phased and in her zone
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Well this is surely getting interesting.
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>You take another sip of water before reading off the scroll
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Limestone Pie, you're up.
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>she has her hooves crossed and gives you a look that's says: if you embarrass me you die
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It states here that she harvested 15 rare gems so far this year. That might even be a new record!
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>with a smug grin she flips her mane to the side as she revels in the applause
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And now for her sister, Marble Pie. She is an avid plushie collector and has 20 Big Mac plushies that she knitted herself. That’s commitment!
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>Marble buries her face in her hooves
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>Big Mac looks over at her confused
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And now for the element of kindness, Fluttershy!
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>She does her best to hide in her chair
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She's been a meanie head for a total of 17 times. Who would have thought!
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>"Oh no, that can't be...no no no."
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>No pony can hear Fluttershy as she whispers to herself freaking out
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>she begins to hyperventilate
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>"I would never be mean...no not me...
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>her eye twitches as she quietly rambles to herself
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Next up, Granny Smith. She's given 29 blowjobs so far this year. Age is just a number, anyone? Confirmed!
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>Applejack and Big Mac look at each other in disgust
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>there are several gasps in the audience
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>"eh'ha what now? somepony say my name?"
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>Granny raises a hoof to her ear
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>Big Mac quickly looks away from AJ as he realizes she's still pissed at him over the sheep ordeal
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Next up, Lyra!
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>She's looking at you and smiling
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She's stalked humans on at least 6 different occasions
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>you laugh shakily as you realize you are the only human
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>she's still staring at you smiling
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Um... anyway. Moving on.
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>you loosen up your collar more and pull your tie down slightly
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>taking another drink of water, you continue reading the scroll
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Thank you all for your patience, we are almost done with the ice breaker. My exhibit will primarily be about the extraordinary and incredible human stamina.
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>you can see the confused look of some faces
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I'm talking about sex people. Specifically how the human penis functions and how that's important knowledge for mares
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>Cheerilee is blushing heavily while looking at you with lidded eyes
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>you make a mental note to talk with her before your "appointment" with Mayor Mare
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Next up is none other than The Great and Powerful Trixie! Please give her a round of applause.
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>the crowd reluctantly complies and claps slowly
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>Trixie is all in for the attention
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>"It's about time Trixie was noticed for something"
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The scroll says that Trixie has taken it in the butt 679 times. Wow!
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>some of the crowd bursts out in laughter
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>Trixie sits there in shock
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>even Twilight is giggling
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The Great and Powerful Ass, am I right?
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>more laughter from the crowd
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>Trixie tries to say something but it just comes out as a weird gargle as she begins to cry
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>she runs away from the crowd to her wagon
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>Twilight sighs and walks off to go check on her
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>you wait for the crowd to calm down before going down the list
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>you check your watch and notice that you already blew enough time with the ice breaker segment
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>you still need to save a good hour for the actual exhibit
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Last but certainly not least, Princess Celestia!
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>as if on cue Celestia teleports right next to you on the stage
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>you never quite got used to that feeling of pure magic in the air buzzing your senses.
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>"Anonymous, I need to speak to you"
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>Celestia addresses you firmly but with a smile
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>She then faces the crowd of ponies
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>"Greetings ponies of Ponyville. I apologize for the sudden intrusion"
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>the ponies near the front of the stage bow to her
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>"No need for that please, this is an informal visit. I just need to speak with the human"
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>With horn glowing, she turns around and the scroll slips out of your hands levitating towards the monarch
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>you give her a big smile with a short bow
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Princess, how nice to see you here. Come for the exhibit?
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>she puts up a small magic bubble around the both of you serving as a sound barrier
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>her smile now replaced with a stern look
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>"Anon, you thieving little monkey. You bang my brains out and then leave in the middle of the night! You know how much I was looking forward to a hoof massage this morning."
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My Queen, allow me to-
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>"Silence! You also took off with one of my magical scrolls!"
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Oh, so I did. I've had quite a bit of fun with it. Your line on there was interesting by the way. Want to hear what it was?
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>She rolls her eyes
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>"Fine, what was it"
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>smirking smugly, you clear your throat
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The royal bakery has delivered 2,227 full sheets of cake to your bed chambers...
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>her face turns red and she slightly lowers her head looking away from you
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>"That's absurd, I've never heard of something more absolutely untrue and rid-
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>you cut her off
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...in the past month.
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>"Nonsense!"
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>Oh, she's fired up now
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Hey, there's nothing wrong with that. You are a pretty princess and deserve all the cake
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>She raises her head and looks you in the eyes
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>"...do you mean it?"
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Of course I do. If we didn't have an audience I'd give you a big hug, and a smooch
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>she blushes a little bit at that
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>"Fine. I won't stay mad at you. But, hoof massage tonight."
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Of course my lady.
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>tips imaginary fedora
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>another poof and she's gone, along with the scroll
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>that's fine you were ready to start the exhibit anyway
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>the crowd of ponies look at you even more confused than before
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Ahem. Sorry for the interruption, I had important matters to discuss with our Princess.
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>the ponies look at you with a bit more respect after witnessing your mute interaction with Celestia
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>Twilight runs up onto the stage slightly out of breath
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>"Anon! I heard that Princess Celestia was here, where is she?"
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Ah, sorry Twilight you just missed her. I think you were with Trixie
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>Twilight hoofs herself in the forehead
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>"darnit, well what did she want?"
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It was a personal matter, but I really do need to get on with the exhibit
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>You point to your watch
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>Twilight just now realizes she's on stage blabbering away
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>with an embarrassed grin she walks off
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>you take the curtain off the display board that was sitting on stage
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>it's a bunch of crude drawings of a human performing lewd acts with mares
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Alright. We will now begin the examination of human stamina and how it may benefit you.
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End.
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