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Cage Muffin

By ffanon
Created: 27th May 2022 03:44:21 AM
23rd September 2022 01:09:14 AM

  1. >Be Anon in ponyland
  2. >Need to make a living somehow
  3. >Find job opening for home care services
  4. >Miraculously you are hired with only a quick informal interview
  5. >You were advised that most of the patients are elderly or disabled
  6. >Of course you are assigned the retarded pony to take care of
  7. >You are required to go to her house and help clean, prepare her meals, and generally make sure she is doing okay
  8.  
  9. >Fast forward 6 months
  10. >It's been a real struggle and you aren't sure if this is the job for you
  11. >This pony is constantly banging into everything around the house and not a day goes by without her making a mess or breaking something
  12. >And to make things worse she constantly follows you around and bugs you during the entire shift
  13. >one day for lunch you cooked her pasta
  14. >She's really excited and runs out of the kitchen and into the living room, plate in her mouth
  15. >she trips and falls getting the pasta all over the carpet and herself
  16. >At this point you've had it, you told her a million times not to run with food. Well, not to run at all actually
  17. >She does her typical crybaby routine which you are also tired of
  18. >You yell at her to go get washed
  19. >As you are cleaning up the mess you get a great idea which elicits a twisted grin
  20. >After you finish cleaning you order Derpy to stay in her room until you get back. You tell her you are going to buy a muffin so she is quite happy and agrees to stay put
  21. >You leave her house and buy a muffin at the Cake's shop then make your way back to your place which isn't far
  22. >You keep your dog, Max, in a cage while you work your home care shift
  23. >You tell Max that today he can chew on the couch, you have bigger fish to fry
  24. >You also grab a small padlock you have laying around and put it in your pocket
  25. >With cage and muffin in hand you make your way back to Derpy's house
  26.  
  27. >Looks like she actually listened for once
  28. >Well, until she heard you come back in the house
  29. >She rushes over to you with her big goofy smile
  30. >"Anon! Muffin?
  31. >She looks up expectantly at you
  32. >When you first started this job you thought she was kind of cute, in a disabled pony kind of way. But now her mere presence irritates you
  33. "Derpy I have the muffin but I will only give it to you if you be a good girl for me okay?"
  34. >She looks confused, but that's nothing new
  35. >You bring the cage into the kitchen and open the door
  36. >Derpy trails behind you
  37. >"What's that anon?
  38. "Derpy, get inside of here and then I'll give you the muffin"
  39. >She sticks her head inside and looks around, eyes looming in random directions
  40. >"Why?"
  41. >She's definitely trying your patience, you are going to enjoy this
  42. "Do you want the damn muffin or not?"
  43. >Sensing your anger she puts her head down and walks into the cage
  44. >"Okay.."
  45. >Max is a decent sized dog but not quite the size of a pony
  46. >Derpy has to hunch down to squeeze inside
  47. >You close the door behind her and apply the lock
  48. >A large smile spreads across your face
  49. "Alright Derpy, here's the muffin"
  50. >You take the muffin out of the bag and place it on the table, which is directly in front of the cage
  51. >Her eyes go wide at the sight
  52. >You bend over and take a nice whiff of the muffin
  53. "Wow this smells amazing. One freshly baked extra large blueberry, you are one lucky pony"
  54. >And with that you walk to the front door
  55. >"Anon ..Muffin!!"
  56. >Derpy rattles the cage door as she calls out to you
  57. >You ignore her and leave the house, locking the front door
  58. >With a satisfied grin you walk home

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