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>Be Anon in ponyland
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>Need to make a living somehow
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>Find a job opening for home care services
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>Miraculously you are hired with only a quick informal interview
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>You were advised that most of the patients are elderly or disabled
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>Of course you are assigned the retarded pony to take care of
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>You are required to go to her house and help clean, prepare her meals, and generally make sure she is doing okay
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>Fast forward 6 months
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>It's been a real struggle and you aren't sure if this is the job for you
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>This pony is constantly banging into everything around the house and not a day goes by without her making a mess or breaking something
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>And to make matters worse she constantly follows you around and bugs you during the entire shift
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>one day for lunch you cooked her pasta
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>She's really excited and runs out of the kitchen and into the living room, plate in her mouth
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>she trips and falls getting the pasta all over the carpet and herself
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>At this point you've had it, you told her a million times not to run with food. Well, not to run at all actually
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>She does her typical crybaby routine which you are also tired of
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>You yell at her to go get washed
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>As you are cleaning up the mess you get a great idea which elicits a twisted grin
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>After you finish cleaning you order Derpy to stay in her room until you get back. You tell her you are going to buy a muffin so she is quite happy and agrees to stay put
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>You leave her house and buy a muffin at the Cake's shop then make your way back to your place which isn't far
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>You keep your dog, Max, in a cage while you work your home care shift
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>You tell Max that today he can chew on the couch, you have bigger fish to fry
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>You also grab a small padlock you have laying around and put it in your pocket
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>With cage and muffin in hand you make your way back to Derpy's house
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>Looks like she actually listened for once
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>Well, until she heard you come back in the house
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>She rushes over to you with her big goofy smile
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>"Anon! Muffin?
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>She looks up expectantly at you
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>When you first started this job you thought she was actually cute, in a disabled pony kind of way. But now her mere presence irritates you
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"Derpy I have the muffin but I will only give it to you if you be a good pony for me, okay?"
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>She looks confused, but that's nothing new
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>You bring the cage into the kitchen and open the door
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>Derpy trails behind you
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>"What's that Anon?
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"Derpy, get inside of here and then I'll give you the muffin"
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>She sticks her head inside and looks around, eyes looming in random directions
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>"Why?"
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>She's definitely trying your patience, you are going to enjoy this
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"Do you want the damn muffin or not?"
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>Sensing your anger she puts her head down and walks into the cage
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>"Okay.."
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>Max is a decent sized dog but not quite the size of a pony
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>Derpy has to hunch down to squeeze inside
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>You close the door behind her and apply the lock
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>A large smile spreads across your face
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"Alright Derpy, here's the muffin"
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>You take the muffin out of the bag and place it on the table, which is directly in front of the cage
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>Her eyes go wide at the sight
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>You bend down and take a nice whiff of the muffin
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"Wow this smells amazing. One freshly baked extra large blueberry, you are one lucky pony"
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>And with that you walk to the front door
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>"Anon ..Muffin!!"
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>Derpy rattles the cage door as she calls out to you
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>You ignore her and leave the house, locking the front door
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>With a satisfied grin you walk home
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