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>Moving is a very big event for kinderponies
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>Whenever someone moves there's always a massive party where they say goodbye to everypony
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He literally moves across the street
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>Anon moves across the street
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>spends the next day unpacking his shit
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>all his friends panic because his house is totally empty and they can't find him anywhere
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>>35416148
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>>35417027
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>>35417440
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Fine, I'll do it myself
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>Be Anon in kinderquestria
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>Life is comfy, almost perfect
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>Only thing that's out of place is that the house across the street is the same as yours
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>But the sun wouldn't burn your eyes in the morning if you lived there
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>Thankfully nobody lives there
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>All this musing doesn't help your sun-eyes situation
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>Might as well talk to Mayor Mare about moving...
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>Be Pinkie Pie
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>Something tells you there's a reason to party
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>Three tail twitches and an eye twitch
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>And it's at Anon's house!
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>Better get over there quickly!
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>With cupcakes!
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>And so you get to work on making some cupcakes
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>Be Anon again
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>Didn't know moving was as easy as asking nicely
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>Then again, what did you expect?
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>Living light, it only took two hours to move everything. /fit/ would be proud of how you handled that super light bedframe.
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>Ah, now you never have to wake up to that great big ball of plasma eating your corneas again
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>...if it's made of plasma here, too
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>Be a pink party pony
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>Must be Pinkie Pie
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>Cupcakes are done! You had to make sure there was enough for the whole town
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>Hopping over to Anon's house, bounce bounce!
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>You knock on the door politely
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>You remember he likes when ponies do that
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"Nonny! I'm here for the party!
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>...
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>...
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>...
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>Why isn't he answering?
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>Oh! That's right, it's a party! A surprise party! For you! That's why you had to make enough for the town, and nobody told you!
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>You enthusiastically open the door
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>Anon's furniture is gone
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>Anon is gone
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>Oh no
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>Be the sexiest green biped this side of Canterlot
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>There's a lot of ponies running around outside
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>Some are yelling, some are crying
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>Oh, is it big villain season?
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>Time to take care of it.
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>You grab your [spoiler]unregistered[/spoiler] tactical rolled up newspaper [spoiler]with extended sports section[/spoiler] and walk out the front door
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"Hey! Ponies! Where's the bad guy?"
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>One turns to you, and she runs to give you a hug
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>You remember her... Roseluck, you think her name is
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>"Y-y-you're baaaaaack!"
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>wut
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"wut"
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>"Pinkie said there was a party, *hic* and you were gone, *hic* and now you're baaaaaaack!"
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"What? A party? There's no villain?"
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>You are very confused, and a [spoiler]little disappointed that you don't get to use your bad pony paper[/spoiler]
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>"There's a villain too?!"
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>Bad choice of words, idiot. Calm the pony already.
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"No, no there isn't. Let's go tell everyone that I'm okay."
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>Maybe next time.
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