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Moving is a Big Deal in Kinderquestria

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 00:26:33
Expiry: Never

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    >Moving is a very big event for kinderponies
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    >Whenever someone moves there's always a massive party where they say goodbye to everypony
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    >>35415867
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    He literally moves across the street
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    >>35416148
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    >Anon moves across the street
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    >spends the next day unpacking his shit
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    >all his friends panic because his house is totally empty and they can't find him anywhere
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    >>35415613
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    >>35416148
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    >>35417027
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    >>35417440
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    Fine, I'll do it myself
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    >Be Anon in kinderquestria
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    >Life is comfy, almost perfect
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    >Only thing that's out of place is that the house across the street is the same as yours
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    >But the sun wouldn't burn your eyes in the morning if you lived there
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    >Thankfully nobody lives there
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    >All this musing doesn't help your sun-eyes situation
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    >Might as well talk to Mayor Mare about moving...
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    >Be Pinkie Pie
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    >Something tells you there's a reason to party
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    >Three tail twitches and an eye twitch
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    >And it's at Anon's house!
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    >Better get over there quickly!
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    >With cupcakes!
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    >And so you get to work on making some cupcakes
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    >Be Anon again
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    >Didn't know moving was as easy as asking nicely
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    >Then again, what did you expect?
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    >Living light, it only took two hours to move everything. /fit/ would be proud of how you handled that super light bedframe.
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    >Ah, now you never have to wake up to that great big ball of plasma eating your corneas again
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    >...if it's made of plasma here, too
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    >Be a pink party pony
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    >Must be Pinkie Pie
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    >Cupcakes are done! You had to make sure there was enough for the whole town
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    >Hopping over to Anon's house, bounce bounce!
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    >You knock on the door politely
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    >You remember he likes when ponies do that
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    "Nonny! I'm here for the party!
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    >...
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    >...
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    >...
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    >Why isn't he answering?
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    >Oh! That's right, it's a party! A surprise party! For you! That's why you had to make enough for the town, and nobody told you!
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    >You enthusiastically open the door
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    >Anon's furniture is gone
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    >Anon is gone
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    >Oh no
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    >Be the sexiest green biped this side of Canterlot
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    >There's a lot of ponies running around outside
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    >Some are yelling, some are crying
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    >Oh, is it big villain season?
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    >Time to take care of it.
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    >You grab your [spoiler]unregistered[/spoiler] tactical rolled up newspaper [spoiler]with extended sports section[/spoiler] and walk out the front door
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    "Hey! Ponies! Where's the bad guy?"
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    >One turns to you, and she runs to give you a hug
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    >You remember her... Roseluck, you think her name is
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    >"Y-y-you're baaaaaack!"
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    >wut
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    "wut"
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    >"Pinkie said there was a party, *hic* and you were gone, *hic* and now you're baaaaaaack!"
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    "What? A party? There's no villain?"
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    >You are very confused, and a [spoiler]little disappointed that you don't get to use your bad pony paper[/spoiler]
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    >"There's a villain too?!"
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    >Bad choice of words, idiot. Calm the pony already.
  75. 75.
    "No, no there isn't. Let's go tell everyone that I'm okay."
  76. 76.
    >Maybe next time.

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