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Moving is a Big Deal in Kinderquestria

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2020-12-18 00:26:33
Expiry: Never
/kinder/comedymoving

  1. >Moving is a very big event for kinderponies
  2. >Whenever someone moves there's always a massive party where they say goodbye to everypony
  3.  
  4. >>35415867
  5. He literally moves across the street
  6.  
  7. >>35416148
  8. >Anon moves across the street
  9. >spends the next day unpacking his shit
  10. >all his friends panic because his house is totally empty and they can't find him anywhere
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  12. >>35415613
  13. >>35416148
  14. >>35417027
  15. >>35417440
  16. Fine, I'll do it myself
  17.  
  18. >Be Anon in kinderquestria
  19. >Life is comfy, almost perfect
  20. >Only thing that's out of place is that the house across the street is the same as yours
  21. >But the sun wouldn't burn your eyes in the morning if you lived there
  22. >Thankfully nobody lives there
  23. >All this musing doesn't help your sun-eyes situation
  24. >Might as well talk to Mayor Mare about moving...
  25.  
  26. >Be Pinkie Pie
  27. >Something tells you there's a reason to party
  28. >Three tail twitches and an eye twitch
  29. >And it's at Anon's house!
  30. >Better get over there quickly!
  31. >With cupcakes!
  32. >And so you get to work on making some cupcakes
  33.  
  34. >Be Anon again
  35. >Didn't know moving was as easy as asking nicely
  36. >Then again, what did you expect?
  37. >Living light, it only took two hours to move everything. /fit/ would be proud of how you handled that super light bedframe.
  38. >Ah, now you never have to wake up to that great big ball of plasma eating your corneas again
  39. >...if it's made of plasma here, too
  40.  
  41. >Be a pink party pony
  42. >Must be Pinkie Pie
  43. >Cupcakes are done! You had to make sure there was enough for the whole town
  44. >Hopping over to Anon's house, bounce bounce!
  45. >You knock on the door politely
  46. >You remember he likes when ponies do that
  47. "Nonny! I'm here for the party!
  48. >...
  49. >...
  50. >...
  51. >Why isn't he answering?
  52. >Oh! That's right, it's a party! A surprise party! For you! That's why you had to make enough for the town, and nobody told you!
  53. >You enthusiastically open the door
  54. >Anon's furniture is gone
  55. >Anon is gone
  56. >Oh no
  57.  
  58. >Be the sexiest green biped this side of Canterlot
  59. >There's a lot of ponies running around outside
  60. >Some are yelling, some are crying
  61. >Oh, is it big villain season?
  62. >Time to take care of it.
  63. >You grab your [spoiler]unregistered[/spoiler] tactical rolled up newspaper [spoiler]with extended sports section[/spoiler] and walk out the front door
  64. "Hey! Ponies! Where's the bad guy?"
  65. >One turns to you, and she runs to give you a hug
  66. >You remember her... Roseluck, you think her name is
  67. >"Y-y-you're baaaaaack!"
  68. >wut
  69. "wut"
  70. >"Pinkie said there was a party, *hic* and you were gone, *hic* and now you're baaaaaaack!"
  71. "What? A party? There's no villain?"
  72. >You are very confused, and a [spoiler]little disappointed that you don't get to use your bad pony paper[/spoiler]
  73. >"There's a villain too?!"
  74. >Bad choice of words, idiot. Calm the pony already.
  75. "No, no there isn't. Let's go tell everyone that I'm okay."
  76. >Maybe next time.

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