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Anonfilly Makes Food Herself [2]
By FajitasAnonCreated: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-24 07:04:13
Expiry: Never
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>Another day being the very small clone of your "dad"
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>You've long since gotten over the fact that you were fillyfied because purple wanted to try something
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>That, and learning unicorn magic does help speed that process
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>Especially now, when the human Anon is gone shopping and left the freezer unattended
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>It's been two whole months since you've been changed and you are getting those damn chicken tenders
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>Fucker's been hogging them
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>Ponies CAN eat meat, you saw Dash eat a fish yesterday
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>With enough magic digging, you find your prize
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>...it's just raw chicken.
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>Fuck, gonna have to do this the hard way.
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>Eggs, check, breadcrumbs, check, salt and pepper, check
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>They won't be perfect, but they'll do
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>You scoot a chair to the perfectly normal human sized counter and clamber up so you can see what you're doing
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>It hits you that Anon's gonna be pissed that you ate the chicken
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>And you fail to care because fuck that faggot, he should've just let you enjoy lunch yesterday
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>First things first, the knife
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>He hid the knife block, fucker
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>You hop off the counter, need the knife
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>After some searching, you find it in a block wedged behind the fridge
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>Nobody can hide anything from the mighty filly!
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>Flexing your magic muscles, you grab a bowl and crack a couple eggs in it
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>Some shell builds character. That, and you don't want to "feel" egg on your horn. You're still not quite sure why that works.
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>Put in the salt and pepper, and mix that shit
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>Time to fillet the chicken
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>You proceed to brutalize the chicken, it's family could never recognize the body
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>It'll have to do
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>Egg up and bread up the pieces that range from chicken strip to McDonalds nugget chode
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>You feel like you might be forgetting something
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>Oh well, if you're forgetting it it's not worth thinking about, much unlike how good these glorious tendies will be
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>You pop the breaded chicken on a baking sheet and turn on the oven
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>No preheating? It's fucking magic, man. I don't gotta explain shit.
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>And now we wait
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>Another day being Anon
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>Greatest greenest human in all of Equestria
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>Even if you're the only one, now
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>Fillyanon has been pretty good today, only called you a faggot seven times. Even if it's you, it's still jarring to hear a filly say that.
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>And you have a surprise for her - trout
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>Dash told you that pegasi could eat fish, so unicorns probably can too
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>It only took you two hours to find some
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>You can't wait to see the adorable look on her face
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>And you also stop that thought on the complexity of finding yourself, even if she's a filly now, cute
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>Open the front door, something something dinosaur
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"Anon! I'm home! And I got something for you!"
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>She doesn't come
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>Something's wrong, you love surprises
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>And then you smell it
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>Cooked meat
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>Then you hear it
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>"BLARRRGH"
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"Goddamn it, I kept telling you! Maybe you'll learn this time!"
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>"Fucking worth it! BLARRRRRGH"
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>She can clean that mess up herself.
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