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Anonfilly Makes Food Herself [2]

By FajitasAnon
Created: 2021-07-16 21:31:33
Updated: 2021-06-24 07:04:13
Expiry: Never
anonfilly

  1. 1.
    >Another day being the very small clone of your "dad"
  2. 2.
    >You've long since gotten over the fact that you were fillyfied because purple wanted to try something
  3. 3.
    >That, and learning unicorn magic does help speed that process
  4. 4.
    >Especially now, when the human Anon is gone shopping and left the freezer unattended
  5. 5.
    >It's been two whole months since you've been changed and you are getting those damn chicken tenders
  6. 6.
    >Fucker's been hogging them
  7. 7.
    >Ponies CAN eat meat, you saw Dash eat a fish yesterday
  8. 8.
    >With enough magic digging, you find your prize
  9. 9.
    >...it's just raw chicken.
  10. 10.
    >Fuck, gonna have to do this the hard way.
  11. 11.
    >Eggs, check, breadcrumbs, check, salt and pepper, check
  12. 12.
    >They won't be perfect, but they'll do
  13. 13.
    >You scoot a chair to the perfectly normal human sized counter and clamber up so you can see what you're doing
  14. 14.
    >It hits you that Anon's gonna be pissed that you ate the chicken
  15. 15.
    >And you fail to care because fuck that faggot, he should've just let you enjoy lunch yesterday
  16. 16.
    >First things first, the knife
  17. 17.
    >He hid the knife block, fucker
  18. 18.
    >You hop off the counter, need the knife
  19. 19.
    >After some searching, you find it in a block wedged behind the fridge
  20. 20.
    >Nobody can hide anything from the mighty filly!
  21. 21.
    >Flexing your magic muscles, you grab a bowl and crack a couple eggs in it
  22. 22.
    >Some shell builds character. That, and you don't want to "feel" egg on your horn. You're still not quite sure why that works.
  23. 23.
    >Put in the salt and pepper, and mix that shit
  24. 24.
    >Time to fillet the chicken
  25. 25.
    >You proceed to brutalize the chicken, it's family could never recognize the body
  26. 26.
    >It'll have to do
  27. 27.
    >Egg up and bread up the pieces that range from chicken strip to McDonalds nugget chode
  28. 28.
    >You feel like you might be forgetting something
  29. 29.
    >Oh well, if you're forgetting it it's not worth thinking about, much unlike how good these glorious tendies will be
  30. 30.
    >You pop the breaded chicken on a baking sheet and turn on the oven
  31. 31.
    >No preheating? It's fucking magic, man. I don't gotta explain shit.
  32. 32.
    >And now we wait
  33. 33.
     
  34. 34.
    >Another day being Anon
  35. 35.
    >Greatest greenest human in all of Equestria
  36. 36.
    >Even if you're the only one, now
  37. 37.
    >Fillyanon has been pretty good today, only called you a faggot seven times. Even if it's you, it's still jarring to hear a filly say that.
  38. 38.
    >And you have a surprise for her - trout
  39. 39.
    >Dash told you that pegasi could eat fish, so unicorns probably can too
  40. 40.
    >It only took you two hours to find some
  41. 41.
    >You can't wait to see the adorable look on her face
  42. 42.
    >And you also stop that thought on the complexity of finding yourself, even if she's a filly now, cute
  43. 43.
    >Open the front door, something something dinosaur
  44. 44.
    "Anon! I'm home! And I got something for you!"
  45. 45.
    >She doesn't come
  46. 46.
    >Something's wrong, you love surprises
  47. 47.
    >And then you smell it
  48. 48.
    >Cooked meat
  49. 49.
    >Then you hear it
  50. 50.
    >"BLARRRGH"
  51. 51.
    "Goddamn it, I kept telling you! Maybe you'll learn this time!"
  52. 52.
    >"Fucking worth it! BLARRRRRGH"
  53. 53.
    >She can clean that mess up herself.

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